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Den I will spell happeecat
yay Aahz……..conga rationalizashuns tew yew for the ffl!!
oh mai iz a 3 wai braid!!!! yay fer ebbrybuddy
Fanky, jamamakitty! Haow r U n mamakitty?
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It wuz uh brayd, but I wuz awn tawp ahed uv annipuss! Datz reelee hard 2 dew! Mebbe itz da NET-lag from herz tie-pin fliein kraws da pond…
Ai fink itz lakk uv sleep! Ai iz berry tyrd.
an wii maek teh Happekat bai wishin Salleh teh mowz wunnursum Burfdau !!!1
Happee Burfdai, Salleh!!!!
Flowurz an caekz an awl sawtz ov goodeez 4 yew… eben do yew haz 2 werk 2 dai.
{{{{{salleh}}}}}
yay……. hippo birday Salleh…………. hazza speshul dai!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1460644
Hoppy bird day tu ewe, Salleh!!! Hope chew dinnot half 2 werk 2 hard on ur birfday an thet menny peeps whished u best regards all dey loooong!
Sit down an purr an enjoy teh sillybrashuns!
*Reeches obber wif floofy paws an hands (er paws) Salleh a big drinkee wif a little umbrelly in it.*
Happee Burfdai, Salleh!!!!
I sends u this prezzunt, but nawt noe-ing hao tew make the linkiez yet, I sendz it wiffout teh dubbleyews an stuff. Sew you haz tew unwrap it, oar interpret it, oar whutebber, tew open it! (Sawree).
youtube dot youknowwhat slash watch?v=6OBgPyK9J6M
Also, I haz maed a chawlkit caek, nuffin fancee, but big enuff tew shaer wif alla cheezfrenz!
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Iz sum isingz drippingz owt da siedz? iz ok, kwik swiep ub liddul paw wil fiks it. Nom
Sabe sum fur me gmwgs
Shur ai wil, but dint yu bring anuvvur wun?
Nebber kan hab enuff isingz!!
gmwgs..did u git yur pc
purrdikamint fixxd…
f nawt..ai rcall u ust tu
spell ur name wif a z
at d “wairz” prt…….
mebbe dat du sumpin?
yer rite!! PC ……. ai just looked at mai profyle an tuk mai name out ob the url and putted herz in an it brought up her profyle….
mmmmm, dubl midl~ icng…
Woo hoo, it’s still July 5, so still is Salleh’s birfdae!
HAPPY BIRFDAE! Have a great new yeer!
Salleh, I misseded teh sillybrayshun cuz I wuz on teh rode (yet again — getz old affer wile)
Ennyway — HAPPI BIRFDAY AN MENNY HAPPITAYL RETURNSES!
*Dans dans dans*
I wuz on road too…..
butt I is heer now!
HAPPY BIRFDAY, SALLEH!
I has mah golden hoofees on an I shall duz u a dants! I brings u a donkeh cart
full ub presents. Butt before u opens dem heer is sum snurtalicious entertainment furr u:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/78087/happy_birthday/
I brotted Donkey Cart full ub presents frum A to Z furr u!
Antique Amethyst Amulet
Bathrobe, softy
Cherry Pie wiff Vanilly Icy Creem
Dress, Decadent wiff Daring Decolletage
Emeralds furr ur Ears
Fake Fur dat feels fabuluss
Getaway Vacation Tickets to anyware u wunt
Housekeeper furr life
Ice Cream
Jewels
Kiss frum ur favurite handsum gai (Now how’d I get DAT in mah cart? Cuz
I has donkeh skillz, dat’s rite.)
Lubs frum ur cheezfrends
Munneh. Lots ub it. All in hunnurds in a big fat suitcase. Yah.
Needlewurk supplies…lots ub dem.
Opera Singer. Handsum wun.
Puppy. Awwwwww
Quilt ub cheezfrend avatars
Rest. Nuff sed.
Sailboat, teh bestest wun dey had at teh store, all shiny an nice.
Tap Dantsing Donkeh
Universe. Yep. Dat’s rite. Furr last, I gibs u teh hole freekin universe cuz wee lubs u
an u can hab wuttebbur else ur littul hart deesires on heer.
Gess dat takes care ub V-Z, huh?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ So, Happy Birfday, Salleh. U deserbes muches lub.
Lub, Donkey
Oops. I furgot too add Red Panda.
Heer him r.
http://www.tinyurl.com/2ldjsx
Ai gibes yew teh sweet tea wif teh peach brandies innit fer yer happie nawt seckond!
Fanky, MD_Belle! Dat werkz 2! **yum**
positron emission tomography – it’s everywhere
Den he mite let u plai skwabbul
Kitteh wud win, tho. Crazie lolspeek spellin’s maek hi scorez ez!
Der izn’t eenuff zzz in teh set uv tylez!
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Itz the lolcat edishun. No ssss. Lots of zzzz!
an scritch behind eerz pls
O hai Aahz an ohahtahgoosiam, we got us a braid! Haow shalwe sillybrayt?
Is berry hawt heer. Mebbe sum icy tee oar Colorado Kewl-Ade. Dat be lemmonayde n’ bodka. Kwenches teh thirsty!
Dat sowndz gud 2 me … wun extree-larj frawstee mug rite heer plz!!
Colorado kewlade? sounds like cud be trubbel…..laik lectric icytea
Ingredients
1 oz Southern Comfort
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Sloe Gin
1 splash 7-Up
2 oz Cranberry Juice
1 oz Orange Juice
Colorado Coolaid Directions
Mix ingredients in a shaker with a scoop of ice, and pour into a highball glass.
heeeeeeer yew goes……… glug glug glug, hai ladeeeeeeeee, yew mite wanta cool it a liddel
Ohai, JMK. Reeded ur post yes terdai taht showed 3C wut payj luks lahk 4 jury (ah lurbs teh jury), butz M a luddite, sew doannoes how 2 get tehr. Kin gib mii simple addresses 2 win dough shop?
ohai……haz yew joined teh cheezfrens group on yahoo?
see if yew can open dis…..
groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/files/Jewelry%20Making/
jamamakitty, ur a faster typer then me. Mus bee mi floofy paws thet slo me down.
ai wud liek tu se tu but dunt hab da payshuns tu be jumping fru awl dere huupz tu sine in. Nedez a nyew 10shun span. Mai a d d wutebur, let me sho u it.
Ohai, eubie. Chew mus join teh Yahoo Cheezfrens Group nawt sekkond. Aisle let jamamakitty tell u howl as ai am not so gud at xplane in thins.
I liek teh julyree, 2.
fanks 3 CT, ai duz nawt has dose drecshuns down yet……. ai will trai to get dem
ai fink CweenMJ noes how……..eh?
Ai think enyone can go to yahoo.com and sign up throo yahoo groups. Plz note that ai did mispell cheezfrenz. Ai know, itz a shock, sense yu kin see wut a gud speller ai am. But it iz wit a z, nawt an s. An don’t chew must ask perm mission tu join using ur ICHC name sew that frenz know who u iz?
halo der, ai will haz teh drecshuns later on tewdai…….. sew yew can joins. but ai wuz curius iffn yew wuz abel to open teh files
*tidmum powts *
Oh. Otay tehn. I can haz cawfeenao plz? Stwong wiv noo mmojoose an no shuugars?kthnx
….Parrotseed an a brufen mite halp teh hedake goway too
Dat’z mai fayvrit!
jamamama
Iz yur sniftur big enuf? Ges dey du cum in moar dan wun size, huh? wif dis crowd mite nawt getz a refil.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
sownz liek it mite be lethal fur wun pursun tu drinkz dat. We awl shud help.
O hai gma – awl drinkses heer iz nawt alkyholik – soe we can haz az mutch az we liek!
Ohai, {{{{{{anni}}}}}] Yis. ai wuz just traing tu be helpful
ai fnikso gmwgs wuz volunteeeeerin tew haz sum sew uvvers wudden haz sew much……… wuz very selfless ob her!!
Yur so kined nd unnurstanning.
ennyfing tu purkrasstin8 da undoingz nd re doingz ai wil nede. nd mai 50 yeerz owld dortur iz naow relizing itz tiem fur hur tu be nozing abowt wairz awl da dokumintz fur wen we taikz owr durt napz. Ai toled hur sum but shud rite daown awn pyewtur nd telz wair iz paswurdz wen she nedez. doan wantz tu wurk. wantz tu plai. pleh.
teh lectric koolaid? As long as iz nawt poison.
Iz eggztra points fur purrz?
Yeh, cuz n lolspeek da “Z” maykz da plirrel … n ifn itz awn da dubble werd skwayr, sew muchlee da beddur
z makes teh plirrel…
so hao duz we pluril dear? or geese? or moosen?
or floof?
Teecher: “Irving, what is the plural of goose?”
Irving: “The plural of goose is geese. ‘I saw a flock of geese’.”
Teecher: “Very good. Brian, what is the plural of moose?”
Brian: “Moosen! I saw uh flok uv moosen! Dere wuz minnee uvvem. Minnee much moosen. Owt inna wudz… inna woodez… inna woodzen. Da meese wont da fud. Da fud iz 2 eetenzen. Da meese wont da fud n da fud iz 2 eetenzen. Da fud iz 2 eetenzen!”
Teecher: “Brian! Brian. You’re an imbecile.”
Brian: “Imbasillen!”
Ohai Salleh, Janet asked me to paste this for you. (Happi birfdai frum mee 2)
♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! ♫♫ (reddi nao)
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SALLEH ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{{{SALLEH}}}}}} May yoo liv lawng an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hippo birdeez 2 ewes, Salleh!! bloez owt da candullz awn ur cayk, den owpin ur prezzints. Heerz myn — itz uh dekorumraytid boks wif uh nebber-indin sply uv kitteh-shaypt chokklitz wif awl sortza kreemee fillinz (n da boks awlwaiz givz U da wun ur inna mude 4 ebbree tym). Injoi!!1!
Mmm, Aahz. Thet iz a wunnerfulicious pressent u gib Salleh. If she no lieks teh chokolet ai wud bee happitails to taek it off ur hands.
*Grabby paws reachin out fur box.*
oh noes………teh candles wont blow out……… beddar cawl teh fyremenz
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1481906
Happee Birfday Tuu Yuu; Adn hav a wunnerfull yeer fulla beautimous daiys
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HAPPEE
BIRFDAY
SALLEH !!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is a liddul later dan we had anticimapated…
but pleez to enjoi yer speshul day !!
\o/ / \o/ / \o/
**Deh Cween kumz floting ober Sallehz birfday partee inside uv her bubblol.**
**her lukkingz down and seeingz awl deh cheezpeepz singing**
**adn dansing adn tawking adn habbing funz.**
**froez owt a giant handfull uv cweenfetti**
¹ ¬ § ə ά א ۞ ∆ ≈ ┴ ₣ ⌂ ‡ ﭹקּ ﻮ ﺷﮦ ░ ◘ יִﭏ שּׂ Ỡ• ά № ₪ ∩ ∞ ≡₪ ∩ ∞ ≡ ڪ؟ ¤°± ả ۼ ڮ ۞ ۺ ٭ Э җ ҹ ש Ҳ؛ ڪ؟ ¤°± » ^ ¸ ά ė\ ¥ ξ v Φ ε ΅˚ ά א ۞ ∆ ≈ ┴ ₣ ⌂ ‡ ﭹקּ
έ πט ؤ ۵ ۩ ‡ ﭹקּ ﻮ ﺷﮦ ₪ ∩ ∞ ≡ ڪ؟ ¤°± ả ۼ ڮ ۞ ۺ ٭ Э җ ҹ ש Ҳ؛ σ۵ ╚ﮍ ﬠ כּ כּ Ҳ؛ ڪ؟ ¤°± » ^∆ ≈ ┴ ₣ ⌂ ∆ ≈ ┴ ₣ ⌂ ٭ Э җ ҹ ש Ҳ؛ ٭ Э җ ҹ ۵ ۩ • ά № ₪ ∩ ∞ ≡₪ ∩
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Happee birfday Salleh!!!
Wii r heer 2 sillybrate wif u!!
.
*dans, dans, dans*
cweenmj, u iz always so beautious floatin in ur bubblol! Wut a lubbly site!
Happy birfday, Salleh! Nu kid onna block iz gonna try a birfday danse for joo. I hearded dat in djs majic place eben I kans sing do I triez dancin next.
*Puts on clown suit with big shoes*
Happy happy birfday Salley
glide tap tap glide
Happy birday to you
hop tap tap hop
May eberyfing you wish for
spin tap tap spin
come runnin right to you!!
*collape inna heap*
Ohai, Lucy. Wunnerful dans!!! An well come tu ICHC!
w00t, w00t, w00t; veree nyiece birfdaiy dans, Lucy!!!!!
YAY Lucy……. wut a wizard….. see yew can be innyfing yew want to be…(IRL too)
*Hep Lucy bak up. Handz her achokklit martoonee*
Wut a gr8 dans!!
I think Ginger rogers will b awl jellus wen she seeingz u danz.
Welkum to deh wunnerful Cheezland!! U hav bob veeuslee ben lurkin fer a wyle. Wii so glad u un-lurked!! joyn deh mayhem …. I meen maryment!!
**Liftz glass in toast.** (how I git glass in toast???)
Cheez!!
PS–chek ur emayo–I ass ked u 2 b mai fren…
Rilly?
293 adn kliming
.
♪♫♫How hize deh wadder, momma?
♪♫♫2 feet hi adn rizing.
ennee wun kin b mai fren!!! just goez 2
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj/
adn klik on “Add As Friend”
.
I wantz ebbreebuddee 2 b mai fren.
Pleez??
mai insekuritee, let mii show u it.
tew awl uv u hoo awlreddeee am mai fren,
Thank Yew!!!
.
I lubz mai frenz.
Ohai, {{{{{{mj}}}}} Ai finkso ai nedez da rownd tuit fingie. joyned up wif http://www.wetpaint.com fur frenz but fink yahoo hab beddur opshunz but goze rownd in serculz du yu noze if ai can undu nd start obur? Deze kined ub fingz dribez me nutzo. Menetiem ai goze tu se wut yu bin up tu.
I not shur just zaklee wut u haz dun at Yahoo.
I wud suggest starting over wif a new name. Hang on a minnit and I will le u noe wut I finding owt bowt dat.
OTAY!! Iz u reddy Gma??
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Mix nice cold libashun.
Go to: http://www.yahoo.com/
Sip.
Den on deh rite side finding “Free mail: Sign Up
adn klikking on deh Sign Up.
Sip.
Filling owt deh form.
Sip, sip.
Klik on Accept for awl deh legul stuffz.
Klick on Continue wen it asks if u b reddy to spear ee ense Yahoo!mail.
Sip.
Wait.
Sip.
A funee liddul man appearz and takez u on a berry short tour.
Ur inbox haz a welkum messij.
Now dat u haz deh lubblee Yahoo ID, u can go 2 deh cheezfrenz group.
Sip. sip.
Up at deh top uv deh skreen, klik on Yahoo. (rite next to deh liddul searchee bar.)
Sip.
Wunst deh groups page is up, type Cheezfrenz in deh group searchbox.
Sip. It will showing u deh cheezfrenz (in bloo).
Klikking on deh bloo cheezfrenz and teh group’z page wil majiklee appear.
Sip.
On deh rite side, klik on “Join This Group”
Ur emayo address will b alreddy dere on deh form. Yay!!
Sip, sip.
In deh “comment to owner” box, Tell dem u r gmawairsgreneshuz adn dat u luvz ICHC.
In deh message delivery sekshun, pik how u wanting 2 stay in tuch. (u can change it later if u want.)
Sip.
Enter deh sekurity code dey showing u.
Klik join.
Refill kold libashun. Sip, sip.
Yahoo sez “membership pending” Wen u gitz approved, u will getting deh email at deh Yahoo akkownt u just Kree
ated.
Sip, sip, sip.
Fawl off chair.
I ansird u but wp ated it. shud hork it up soon…..
????
I sent it 2 ur e-mail, tew.
Oh Fank you ebery buddy! Dis such a nice welcome. Dis really is a majic place. Fank you for da well timed martoonie. Just pout it into da pile of clown clothes. I r in here sumwhere. Fank you eberbuddy. What a special place dis is. I can haz one more mortoonie pleeze? Maybe hangover don’t cum here neider?
Nise danz Lucy!
rminz me ov my tap lesnz lonng ahgo.
bes prt wuz rite afta, we’d watch kyotee
adn rdrnnr krtunz whilst waitin fur r
mahmz 2 pikusup.
Pet him plz!
..i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.
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herez a caek fr Salleh’s Burfday!!!
*sniff*
I smell refined white sugar, refined and bleached white flour, and (gasp) saturated fats in what appears to be buttercream frosting, and chocolate.
Must be a birthday cake.
Happy Birthday, Sally, but you really shouldn’t be eating this kind of “food”, you know.
U noes, birfdai fud iz egg-zimpt frum da helf probblimz uv reggler fudz. Bisydz, birfdaiz r noe plays 4 trollz …
{{{{{{Salleh}}}}] Yu can be shur dat owr Mais non wil help yu wif dat bad stuffz.
Ohai Mais Oui! Ur lolcat baykin skilz r gittin 2 b reelee grate! Datza wunnermuss cayk U baykded 4 Salleh! Herz gunna luvz it!
dat am troolee teh awsum kaek, may wee!!!
Sew glad tew oblaijyu kitteh Qteness!
*Tidmum pedals precariussly in awn her trustee trycikkle wiv streemers flyin…*
HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY DEER SALLEH*
*HAPPITAYL BIRFDAY TOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…*
.I bring yoo a gift ov a hand krafted photo Ablum awl dekkerated wiv priddy flours an kittehs awn teh cubber, an I maked yoo a cake ob majikkalness- it iz can be ennee flavur yoo want an it nebber runs owt
Happitayl day Salleh
*spin an twirl an caper an prance*
*doin a Happitayl birfday danse*……..***taykes Salleh by teh paw an spins her rownd an rownd***…
Wut a lubblee dans!!! i b speshullee impressed dat deh G&Tz habn’t adverselee effected ur dansing skillz, Tidmum!!
* if onlee cweenmj kud see Tidmum rite nao*
……….inna dwunken heep onna kitchin floor lyin nex to Hazel hoo iz toadally Ded acuz ob teh ‘nip she steeled owt teh pot…..
srsly!!!!
Wut a deelishuz mentul pitcher uv deh 2 uv uuz. Awl snorgullee adn happee. I gib Hazel a liddul eer skritch. Adn a sloow blink.
Hazel sed ” yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh mannnnnnnnnn…
“
Oh dew bee careful, tidmum. TUI (triciklin unner teh influence).
Wut a nise parade u an teh kittehs make!
I tried poastin a lol kenna maded ,but wp eetid it
Iz awn mah profyle in lolz.
wich wun is herz? yew did not put her nayme onnit?
klik mah nayme,luk in mah lols an iz a pic ob Hazel showin belleh wiv STWND!
awn it!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1482220
{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}
Fankyoo fur doin tihs !!! Ebree tyme I try a linkee, wp eets it,eeben if i leev owt teh h t t p slash slash stuff!!
Hazel r still owt for teh cownt nao!!
jamama u r t awsms
n pc wrl
awwwwwwwwwwwww yew are too nice……… ai jus has tew learn fotoshop…den wachout!!
Nooooo weird kitteh
pics!!!!!!! mmm, might
(ai jes nawt lyk spel
might lyk a bug, ick)
b kinda fun aftaahl..
reely lonnglegged
kittehs…beeg pawz..
mor beeg haedz…
ND WUT DUZ KENNA NOZE ABOWT STWND? WUT KINED UB MUVVUR AR YU?* gma stepz orf trol baux nd crepez awai*
at teh risk ob showin mai ignerince, here goes…………. wut is stwnd?
ermmmm…. under teh inflooence ob a illeegul substince. I finkso?
Ohhhhhhhh, ai wuz
sepratin teh lettrz tu
b wrdz mebbe…
She lern bowt bad stuffs an what not to do.or else, in skool- dun wurry, she cool
She berry groed up an stuff. She tell me orf acuz i smoak, an i dwink too mush cawfee!!!!
She skarey wen she awn her sowp boks!!!
otay, ai googloled stwnd……….. hassn’t innerested me in a lonnnnnnnnnnnng time
an for yer viewing pleasure………… ummmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1411075
oh, jamamakitty, yu haz a talent fur find teh gud wunz….
Iz it bery hot in here?
ai finkso ai mite hab had a hot flash…………. *fans herself frantically*
fetch teh fan bois……….
Teh bois wif teh fanz will only mayke it hotter…
But dat’s hotter in a gud wai.
yu fergot teh
nawt teh fan gurls?
{{{{{{TM}}}}}}}} du a weelee!
* peddals fyurriusslee to get teh speed needed……..u-u-u-p-p-ppppppp
dis ar fun!!!! ………wheeee…..skreeeeeechhhh…krasssssshhhhhhh…..bannnnnnnnng…..klonk.*
wheeeeeeeee!!!
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….Uhhhh? birdees flyin rown tidmum’s sweed…..*&$£*#~**”!%$*……
…….
Tat wuz spekTAKular, tidmum!
*brings icekubes wrapped in wet washcloth to put on bruzez to keep swelling daon.
Yu shud joyn teh cirkus!
I carnt doo taht!!!!
Waydaminnit!!! I muss be skeered ob mah sef tehn! 
I r skeered ob clowns!!!
.
*holds iyse pak awn sweed an sits kwietlee inna korner*
Wel,gosh tm , ai wunt hab aksed if ai dint fink yu cud du wifowt hurtz yurself. sry. sumtiemz we jus ezpekz tu mush.
S’allrite, gmawgs
Adn wii lubz u 4 it, TM! ♥
I thot dis wuz deh sirkus?!?!?!?!
♪♫
Isn’t it ritch?
R wii a pare?
Mii heer at last on deh grownd,
U in mid-air.
Send in teh klowns.
.
Isn’t it bliss?
Doan u approve?
Wun hoo keeps tearing arownd,
Wun hoo can’t move.
Wair r teh klowns?
Send in teh klowns.
.
Just wen I’d stopped
Opuning doors,
Fiynullee noeing
Deh wun dat I wanted wuz yers,
Making my entrance agin
Wif mai uzzual flair,
Shur uv ai lines,
No wun iz dere.
.
Doan u luv fare?
Mai fault, I fear.
I thot dat U’d want wut I want –
Srry, mai deer.
But wair r deh klowns?
Dere aught 2 b klowns.
Kwick, send in deh klowns.
.
Wut a surprize.
Hoo kud 4see
I’d kum 2 feel abowt u
Wut u’d felt abowt mii?
Y only now wen i see
Taht u’d drifted away?
Wut a surprize.
Wut a cleeshay.
.
Isn’t it rich?
Isn’t it kweer?
Losing mai timing dis late
In mai karear?
Adn wair r deh kowns?
kwick, send in tdeh klowns.
Doan bozzer – dere heer.
*thunderuss applaws frum teh awdeeyence *
….whistle …wh00t….encore……..
Ohh, thankyu cweenmj!!!
ai’m heerin de JudyCollinz
vershun tho Wiki sez thar r #’s..
luvleememreez………….
How many points I gets fer “c-h-e-e-z-b-u-r-g-e-r”?
Waol, ifn U spelz it n da plirrel wif 2 “Z”s (cheezburgerz), n itz awn da dubble-leddur skoar boks n da trippel-werd skoar boks, it muss b un instint win!!1!
Yay!!!1!1!
yu get elebenty eleben poyntz, wich aer redeemable for cheezburgerz at awl guud stores.
Ebberbudee enjois teh birfday partee…ai haz to go cuz mai famblee iz celebratin teh 4th todai.
Has to pack up teh fuds and dribe 45 minnuts…hopefully wif no speedin tikkits!!
Happee Birfday (once agin) Salleh !!!!!!!
{{{{eeck}}}}}
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH…. 
Haz a wunnerfull tyme- can yoo do me a fayver plz? Can yoo deddikayt a hooge big bang rokkit to teh b.u.m belongin to dah stinkee parkin scourge man plz?
Blo dat rassin frassinsassin *mumbleroodwerdz* perrsun awl to hek an bak? Fankyoo sweetie ♥♥
Mah nastee un forgibbin syde-Let me show yoo it!!!!
….Still hazzent got ober teh fact i hadda pay 20p to-yoo noe-*whispers,,spend a penny* in a council owned toylit wot I pay mah cowncill tax for!!!!!! and teh bladdy boogers gibbed me a tikket tewdai!!!! :angry:
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Sorree peeps. I has a angwee if yoo haddunt gessed bai nao?
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Now. *slaps sef upside teh hed an gets in teh partay mode*
….join teh Conga danse lyne….
la la la la la la la ala ……..
{{{{{{{{{{Claire}}}}}}}}}}}} an a boot up teh BTM fur teh tikkitin persun
Pai looz? owtrajus! We uze tu hab sum plaisez but iz naow genst da law. Stait assemblee wumun stude awn stepz ub stait capital nd borked a toylit wif slej hamur tu pas law.
Wh00t!!!!!!
A drink ov wadder an a tinkle is sposed to be free,by law.
I haz a angree wen i has to pay fer teh incunveeniunce ov yoozin a cunveenience!!!
Tehy yoosed tew hab pai potties inna ayrport—peeps wud send a smawl chile unner teh dore hoo wud opun itt, tehn wee wud tayke terns weein. Wee yoosed tew cawl teh pai terlits “Johhny Cash!”
Oh, an Salleh—HAPPYTAYLE BIRFDAI TEW YOO!!! (Ai’d fergit mai hed iffn ai diddunt fassen it awn!)
Happeetayls Forf uv Joolye, eeck! Doan fur-gitz da fyrewerkz:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1476400
*duhduhduhduhduhduhduh*
Dey sai iz yer birfday!
*duhduhduhduhduhduhduh*
Gunna have a gud tiem!
*duhduhduhduhduhduhduh*
Ai’m glad iz yer birfday!
*duhduhduhduhduhduhduh*
Happie birfday tew yew!!!
((as John Lennon an’ George Harrison roll obber in thier graves at heering Beatles transp…tranns…changed in tew lolspeek))
hi salleh …. plz to permit me to add my wishes to those of teh otter peeps here, by saying happppppyyyyyyy birthdaaaaayyyyayyyayyyyayy
hmmm. where’d teh echo effect cum frum. dunno, but iz pretty cool.
Mini mini happee retunz ub da Day salleh
(an how duz i getz my abatar to show up on Mac Firefox?)
mai abatar berry, kute, iz my samoyed, How make it show?
sry iz yew logged onto wordpress?
oh alice, do you have a wordpress account? if not yew has tew dew that.
Scrabbill Kitteh waytz
payshuntlee 2 yooz dubbill
spesshill wurd, ‘Rubbinz’
Coodz awllso yooz wurdz
lyke Pleh’ andz ‘Goosheefud’, butz
dayz nawt Hewmin~speek
Mebee Kitteh juss
4gets t3h gaym and strrrrettch owtz
awn t3h smoov wyde board?
Jack.
neow, datz da kitteh wai…
whee kno so waol…
lotsa fun n gamz latlee n lolz…
yes, kitteh. i want to patpat your head.
Hippo birdie 2 ewe, fren Salleh. Sew happi u r hear wif us, ai will
spin
shufful, shufful, Kper, KperKper,
prans prans prans
spin n twirl, spin n twirl
du splitzez.
Jazz hanz…….whew! Wii awl lurbz u adn hoaps u habz mini happii re turnz!
Kitteh luuves Scrappble; her njoiys strehching aowt onna plaiyng bord becuz iyt bees nieyce adn kool onna hawt daiy;
(her duz nawt caire hoo winns; her jes lieks tuu bees komfee adn relaxxed)
Happitayl birfdai, Salleh!1
I wishes yu grayte kamera stuffs, eberyting yur hart dezirez for tayking more ov teh grayte phtos yu sees and taykes, en teh skillz en gud lukk fur sharing teh pix wif peeps & mayking gud libbing, too.
And most importent ov all, lots ov fun & love ov all kindz.
Hippy happy joi ENJOY!
**PostNRun**
Ohai, frenz!
Wii jes finished teh grodj sael. Made lotsa munnees! Nao I’m gonna go by elebenty million cheezburgerz cuz sellin teh grodj made mi hongry!
Tell teh kitteh ai wud b happitayle 2 pet him/hur. Nawt cowntin teh bebbeh kitteh, iz been furreber sinse ai petted a kitteh!
Has a gud wiik-end!
Ai hoepfully see eberywun on Mundai! (work=pleh)
tharz gud $$ n grodj’s!!
tanx, U2 rhsd…
Happi Burfdai Salleh!!
Ain’t it fun how we hav de fyrwerks
wun dai erly fur yor berfdai??
Lyk celbratin wun mor day befor
yur akshully olllderrrrr.
yay, ai’m stil____ til tamari!!
Happitayl Birfdai, Salleh!
Ai hab sum lef ober fyrewerks tu halp sillybrate.
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Wowzeerz!! Dat wuz brill yunt!!
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BTW, I luvz deh Geek Hat wif propeller! Adn I lubbed deh CHRG on deh avatar, 2. U b berry talented.
::rasn frasn WP::
Fank yoo cweenmj. Yoo missed mai Unkie Siam partee hat ai hab awn yesterdai.
Dis wun is mai finking cap, coz ai iz tryin tu fink ob uh naim fur mai new kitteh. Herz pics awr awn mai profile page.
hey Nativeca66!
yur berfai sam az mai huzbinz…
u hav cute pics ov ahl yur kittehs adn
THE MOS awsummis treehouse 4 dem
2 plai on..mak it yursef??
gotta nam yet fur lil b&w wun yet?
Oh hai percycat! Ai lieks mai birfdai berry mush. Fank yoo. Yor hubby wuz bornd awn uh gud dai.
Ai’s afrayd ai did nawt maik teh treehowse. Kewl huh?
Ai still gotz awn mai finkin cap fur teh beeyootiful kitteh’s name slekshun. Ai’z mulling ober seberal choices including sum from teh cheezfrens.
sumbudi……
(sawry f tiz u n i don recall yur
nam tu giv u crdit, pleez)
…sed “ella” las pm..cuz she wuz
singin so lowd tu u… R wutz
nawt sekkund name ov yur favrit
girl singer?? dad b gud.
Ai fink dat wuz aliceflyn wut suhjested dat. Ai cannawt read mai notes. Mai poor hanwriteeng…let me show you.
nawt sew lefftowbur..!!
eye juss lukt owt mai weendo an der wuz awl kynz of splowshunz ahhpnin – teh scrakkul n banginz an teh scweemin ov teh rokkits!! teh hole ski wuz littupp – an az teh forf wuz yeeurdai – eyem preezoomin dat dey mussa herd eet wuz Salleh’s burfdai!! sew awl teh fyrwerks am 4 yew Salleh!!11
Haz teh happee dai!! {{{Salleh}}}
Fank yoo cweenmj. Yoo missed mai Unkie Siam partee hat ai hab awn yesterdai.
Dis wun is mai finking cap, coz ai iz tryin tu fink ob uh naim fur mai new kitteh. Herz pics awr awn mai profile page.
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Hay. Dis wuz opposed tu goez up der
I looks like a chiwahwah
oh yeah..ai c wut u meen..luks lyk a
bunni wif very short earz and a puppi
dawg tew… rorshack tes…
Dat bees a kiti ful ov kutenis….
Hapy Birfdey, Sall-eeeee!
Lolcat can nevur win at Scrabble
but can kik yr ass in Scrablol
dis luks lik my kat besco.(moms idea)
Thank ew fer maykng a lol ov muh kitteh pikchur! Her naym iz Ellie nd eye miss her tareablee. muh wyff took her in debors.
Maybee I git bizitayshun one day *sigh* :’(