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Ai iz online
U bery fast Annipuss, you want drinkies and dances or use resting after all dis hard werk?
Thx, Iz neerlee tiem fur afternoon snakk – cuppa tee an a biskitt will do fur naow. Aer u still neer Lincoln?
Yes i iz, time for a chocolate hob nob or six? I iz habbing cawfee and caek.
I tink dis kitteh got metl wings? Must be fallen angel
yokel grog
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Borg kitteh takes ober intertubes
Dis iz nawt a happitail cat. Nawt happi cats kin bee very danjurush. Dis be a serious pointy endz warning.
Yes dem pointy endz haz got nannyprobez in em nd turnz us into borg kittehs
Yep, if this borg kitteh wantz teh intertubes, I sez lets him hav it.
I agreez nd enefing else himz wants too. Nannyprobes DO NOT WANT dey tell you wot to do alla time
Oh Hai 3 Cattails
R U awlso cawled Cattails?
deed u send mi a frenz reqwest recentli?
aih keep tryen to confirm, but mi profile mus bi Bork !
button iz stuck en nawt werkin
That’s mi. I left teh 3 off when ai nawt furst made a capshun an submittened it, so meh profile has no 3. Thx fur ur reply.
resistance, it is bean fewtile.
assymilashun, let me shows you it.
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ohai PdB……… ai lolpiked dis lolcat for yew wayyyyy be4 today. Looked teh perfect!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1380679
snert!!
*igor comes in*
*says he doesn’t get it; kitty looks just fine to him*
ooooo. Fleep! I lubs ur avatar!! U b a foxy dude!!
Yase! Is hansum, fillup! Butt wais u no have bubblee beekur?
thnx, cweenmj and kafleen. Here’s teh source:
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http://www.classicnatureprints.com/pr.Fuertes%20Abyssinian%20Birds/Fuertes.Abyssinian.Index2.html
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A beekur? hmm. that’s a gud idee.
here ar sum
ai kinda like teh wun inna upper lefhan corner……..
images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=science+beaker&start=20&sa=N&ndsp=20
on teh Luk who’s talkin, run yer cursor ober yer name, fleep! shows total incomplete linkie…….
verry strange. donut understand. the combinashun of werdpretzel and ichc is eeeebil.
didju put yer url on yer profyle page? iffn yew jus puts it on yer commints log on yew cannot hab yer abatar…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
now we shall see …
now we shall see again …
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but, omg, what a stoooooopy system. who inbented it? grumble rassn frassn mumble ….
i jus duzznt unnerstan……. iffn yew has yer abatar an yer URL boff on yer profyle page, shud be werkin……… :sigh:
be shur to clik on update profyle at lower left of profyle page……
Ooohhh,Phillipe…
iz dat a sly fox for yer abatar??
yeh, it’z werking now. I had to shut down browzer completely, then log into werdpretzel, then come to ICHC … and yew cannot have the same name on ICHC and werdprezzly if yer ichc name has any spaces or punk shoe asian in it, ….. BUT, yer picture wif the instrucshuns about putting the URL on the profyle page is valyooable and highly relevant to the interests of many peeples. thnx!
“but, omg, what a stoooooopy system. who inbented it? grumble rassn frassn mumble ….”
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musta ben an ebil syuntist…..
*rustle rustle frum sekrit hidey plaze*
*pop- iopenz dekoratif tin labelled deehydrated bokolees*
here, haz sum biskottees. onlee wun left. Teh Pruvyunz tooked mast o’ dem, but i hadz sum stashed awae.
*wisperz*
but don’t let maisnon see dem. sheel go on and on about the white sugar content, adn don’t get ‘er startid on the whole ishoo of refineded wite flowers.
any ebil sine-tists werking fer wrdpss is giving other ebil sine-tists a bad name. we it werking for whirled dominashun, ginormous lazers, sabing teh pololar bears, reeashun ob brayne-eeting zombies, … gud things like that. If peeples think that we are also responsible for wrdprss dot com, they might stawp liking us!!
mmmm. biscotti. tnxvrymch. nom nom crunch dip dip crshmshlurp nom nom . ai duzzn’t see any flowers, so must be OK. right? right.
Datz deh fing bowt ebil syuntistz. dehy b ebil. dey not wurrying if dhey gibbing uzzer ebil syuntistz deh bad name. In fakt, I b thinking dhey mite eben b enjoying it.
eez nyz 2 C Pd’B s caypin frum hiz intsy chewshun 2 pai wif us.
eye duz wurree dat hii am sew bizzee sayvin teh plannit frum uz, wif igorz halp natch (!), dat hii haz noe tiem 4 phun!!
sew iz gud 2 c teh noo abatar, eben if eet duz mek mii wurree bowt teh bawx uv baybee possumz..??/
I’z on ur profile steeling yer frenz!!
yew up tew 300 yet?
253 and kownting……
Nawt hav to steel frenz here….we al want to be eech others frenz !!
All ur frenz r belong 2 mii!!!!!
YAYZ……..Fleep!! yew did it! yeah iz funkie….. ai fink it kind of eloled…..ai mean evolved
**sternly**
Now,Cween..are we gonna hav to put u in tyme-owt ???
But I still can onlee b seeing mai frenz on pagez 1 adn last. unless I logging off ICHC. *Sigh*
ai still duzznt unnerstand wut cud be causin dat………. iz beyond mai com—-cumpr—— ai jus duzznt noes
255 … Yer frenz r mai frenz.
I am wundring if it b sumv=fing 2 due wif mai Hughes net interface.
I cannot b seeing enebuddee frendz pagez 2 frew next-tew-last wen i b logged in. Log owt and awl is fine. stooopee interwebz!!!
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MJ, yew mite goes tew yer frens page an at teh bottom ob teh page scroll ober teh diffrunt page numbers an luk on lower left of page and see if der is innyfing diffrunt on how teh pages show – hope dis makes sense…
*wildly waves paw from front row*
Prof. d’Beaker, i likes yr abatar even dough I duzn’t noes zaklee wotitiz. I can has a nupdaet?
if yew scrollz wayyyyyyyy up teh fred, himz has teh teh……..hmmmmmmm…..wair it cums frum
wut u sed makes sense. but dere b no diffruns in deh address. I can b logged owt, luk at fren page (8 frinstans) and COPY deh page address, den log in, PASTE deh address adn go to it — blanknesses!!!!!!!!!!!
mebbe yew has tew many pages…….
…..frum steelin 2 mannee frenz!!
i can’t b seeing urz eezzur….
u must b habbing teh tew menneez pagez, 2.
oh dear, ai duzznt fink so…….. dat iz rilly teh strangest fing. did teh tech peep eber gets in touch wif yew?
Ai can sees myne….mebbe u haz been deenied frenz access
mus be yer puter, MJ. ai kin luk at ebbry page…….. an ai been lolling!! who are dose peeps!!!
Hey you guys, JCH4K’s teary on wen we gets snother lolcat wuz rilly rong this mornin………… duz yew fink we shud start salleh’s birfday partay at 10:00 pst?
deh tekkeez habn’t tawkted tew mii sinse deh furst day I tolding dem bowt it. I fink dehy b az cornfuzzuld az mii.
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I hab more frenz dan I noeing wut 2 dueing wif.
I b finking wii start deh partay on deh nextezt pitcher … weneber dat may b.
Habn’t seen Salleh heer yet enneeway, have u?
nope….ai hazznt but janet sed her mite nawt be here……… ai gess we jus hassit sew herz can reed it layter?? :sigh:
werkz fer mii!!
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263 ……. …… … wen will it end??
ai predicts 300 by teh end ob teh day!!
Ohai mah cween ob awl teh frenz,an jamamamamamakitty an eeck an maiswee an awl ouwer chudders frenz
I finkso we shud start teh partay nex fred acuz iz Caturday an iz partay day an iz birfdays an……I needs a cheerup happitayl time!!!!
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*wanders off wiv hooge glass ob Gin an orinj mutterin to sef bowt stinke swizzlin nastee got nuffin better to do parkin attendant snooper stinkers!*
Bleeding stinkee nastee*********** gibbed me a £50 parkin tikkit!!!!
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Phew. Sawree fer the rassin frassinsassin.. I haz a angree. Can yoo tell? Or did I hide it good?
*slurps moar gin an falls in a wretched heep*
oh noes, beddar has snother gin
Angree?? wut angree?? I doan see no angreez heer. **handz Tidmum a tall glass wif G&T, hebbee on deh G. **
Janet haz askded iffen we can get teh partee stardid acuz she
awn a jollee to sheecargo an haz a sad acuz seh missin frum Salleh’s partay, an Jimmba’s awn Munday.
She puttid awl teh tymes down, but I has a stoopy an duzzent noe whut tyme it iz enneeware sept ober teh yard arm time in TTI.
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Soree for yer sad ober teh tikkit….tikkits are teh pleh!!!
(Ai has been known to get teh occashunal speedin tikkit)
gratefully taykes the plentiful gin frum mah wunner frenz jamamamamamakitty an cweenmj…..
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*glug glugglug… Hic.. hic…*
Cor blimey!!! iz dat excocet strenf?
fanx eeck. Tutch wood-I has nebber had a speedin tikkit, but dis be teh sekkund parkin fine I has had-awl fer the sake ob teh haredressers taykin longer tahn I thot!!
AN IT COSTED ME £45 fur Kenna’s noo haredid!!!!!!
Bladdy spensib day!!
But Kenna iz teh beeyootiful girl,awl reddy fer her welkum to Teenayge birfday nex week
oh MJ, here is a guy who is goin frum yer house tew SMOM’s
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20080705/Lawn.Chair.Balloonist/
Taht gui bees sumefing eylse;
Jes wen yuu fing yuu heerd ov ebbereefing………..!!!!
Oh Hai jamamakitty . . .
aih keeps tryin to post a linkie tew mii kittehs pik owt onna votin paige todai,
but it nawt gets posted? donnna wy? Hoa u get dat linkie to sho up?
nebber mynd . . . et finalli got thru . . . see belo
jus member wen you post a linkie tew leave orf teh h t t p teh colon an teh 2 forward slashes, den posts rite away and automatically puts dose fings bak onit
U R sew smartz !
aih gived up en copikitteh urs
tew meni leedle trix tew lern
muchly trilols n errers……….. member tew errrrrrr is feline!!
to purrrrr iz feline, to errrrrr iz hyoomin.
(kittehs nebber make teh miztakes!)
Boi, Kitteh luuks prittee iyntimydatyng; weez beddure wautchit!!!!!
(Ai wundur wut hims bees up tuu, adn wut hims rlly wunts!!!!)
Ai fink he’d b happi iffn teh stoopy hooman tooked awl dat stuffs awai!
Himz luks liek he tryen tew decide ef dis hom & fuds iz wurth dis abuze !!
Yesh; Ai agreez; Awl taht stuff awn hims hed iys rlly oaver teh taupe!!!!
Ai hazza wurry taht hims mite geyt hurtez;
(Adn Noes!!!! Ai ar nawt a Troll!!!!)
Agreez. Dat kitteh haz a angri en hez eyez
Kitteh haz a plan. Plan inbolbes sumwun getting seriusli hurt, but it’s nawt them.
sownds like him yooshuall plan.
*snurt*
Teh nu Ulteemat Doom!
Kitteh not look 2 happy 2 be a borg
Al Gore’s Cat
Bwaaahhhaaaaa LMAO !!!1!!!
Furst jennurrayshun
Transfoarmurr Kitteh habz sum
flawz needz wurkeeng owt
Mawntgummerree Skawt
Kitteh heerz to halpz fikks t3h
Worp Dryve Cawnvurrturr
Kittteh habz brandz noo
Dylithee~um Crystullz dat
maykz feengz awwwwlllll bettah!
Jack.
Edward Scissorhands’ kitteh.
Ohai! Dat’s zactly what Ai thought!
Dis kitteh being probed by da alienses if yu asks me.
Bad tuch !!
DO NAWT WANT
We can rebuild him – we have the technology
(but we donut haz teh budjit)
Dat’s ok, kitteh will tayk da donut insted.
diz B teh 60 sense kitteh??
but prollim awlwayz wuz dat teh kitteh awreddee runz fazt; haz teh soopur heerinz; kan leep N oar mouse distunsiz an am feirlizz!! whut am teh poynt ov tryn 2 improov awn dat????
owskur, keipz yur munnees an gib uz bak teh kitteh!!!
teknocat wii doan kneed!!
kthxbai
I’m frum deh gummint. Iz heer 2 helping u.
an bai helpingz u, i meanz probingz u.
Bet he getz good receptions…
hi speed interwebs
Mi boi kitteh naimed JACK iz onda voten paig todai
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1477532
Him saiz Oh Hai tew Cheezpeep Frenz!!
an mamakitty sez ohai tew him tew……..an lef a commint at teh bottom ob teh pix
LOL . . . Yep, Jack cud dew wif sum reel plai mates
i may not be from teh internet, but i iz on it! lol
MEI MEI!!1!1! *squeels lyke teh liddlol kitten taht ai am*
*pownses awn BFF*
ohai, hao awr yu tewday?
hello, its great
ai iz heer tew tayk over yur intertoobes! dunt wurry, yu nawt remember any ov tihs in teh murning.
I’m from the internet, and I’m here to help
Mah name iz Cain.
this kitteh, iz scary!!1!
i partied hard wtih my caternity brothers last nite
and when i woke up i wuz like tihs….
kitty looks like he DOES NOT WANT.
i’m new at icanhazcheez burger so if any one wana be mah friend or rate and comment on mah lol there wellcome.
kthxbai!
Welcum, Qasim; yuu can haz a guud tiem heer; tehre ar a lawtta grate Cheezfrends tuu bees meetyng; Hoep yuu haz funses!!!!
thank u foar da comment i appreciate it
OHai, Qasim! U R well come hear. Nisess plays on teh innerwebz, nys peeps adn mini laffs. Come offen adn plai long.
really??
I’m in yer profile, steelin yer frenz!!
POINTII INDZ. CYBERCAT HAZ DEM. LET HIM SHO YU DEM.
dis iz obvyussly a howse wif boyz livin in it. tehse iz bionicle peeces. we haz bowt fifty-elebentee fousands ob tohse at owr hows. neber thowt ob puttin tehm on teh cat, tho. wuld maek a grate foto op.
mebbe nawt, i has bioniclez and i iz a grl. but they iz all ovr teh floor. but i pikked them up.
not meend to imply taht gurlz cant haz bionikles. i’z a gurl (eben if i’z a momma, i’z still a gurl) an i like teh boy toyz bettr tahn teh gurl toyz. (got no gurlz, jus boyz, so boyz iz wut i’z yoosed to, dont kno much abowt gurlz eben if i am wun.) fiytin ebil an savin teh wurld much kooler tahn werin fashuns an bein a
pop star, which iz wut teh gurl toyz mostly seemz to be abowts.
r u wuna doze ID10tz frum tek skwad? lolz
de interwebz must be on low budgets now
Sad to see unhappy cat…
They’re not toys, but live beings.
I agree, it looks like that thing could hurt the cat
(Pardon my lack of lolspeke)
Are those LEGOs? O.O
It looks like Porky’s Bed from MOTHER 3 …
I iz Edwaad scissorpaww!!!!!!
Duuuuuuude those are Bionicle parts!
THat looks like Edward Scissorhands speaking of I just recently saw that movie!
wat happens wen u cross a lolonicle with a lolcat. go figur.
ROFL!!!!111!!!one!!!
o luk iz edward skizzor handz!
lolmuaka iz heer to halp.