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u dont wantz dis kind of pwesent.
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Fail imminent
Folloed bai a smakk frum mummicat
Conga rat shoe lace ons, annipuss. How’d ya do it?!
Dats mai seekrit!
well, ai wuz sekund bekuz ai left mai CHRG in mai uther pokket so ai had to run grab anuther wun.
Dat’s a gud ekskyoos! Ai iz fairlee splort-proof – not mutch branez left enneewai!
aize onlee had three splorts in teh yer an a haff aize ben here. ai sawed teh no commints- but ai sat an luuked at teh kittehs neways.
ai wunder wut teh bigkitteh iz luukin at…
Ai fink she iz wundrin wen teh cheezberger delivree boi wil cum!
yeh, r d iscreem truk..
Sheez lukkin fur…
Aingulz…
BoiCatz….adn mor…
Catz…..
Dahtz……….
E ……………………..
Ebil maus
Frens wut liek cheez
Goggies
Hoomins wut breeng cheezburgerz
I…
Innerscent Viktimez
Jerbulls
Kingaroosters
Llamamamas
Marbillz (shez lostum)
N…
Iz u iz r iz u ain’t ma
bebbe..(on cartune
right neow..ha)
Jerry..n tom
Killer teh dawg.
Lassie..
Meeciz….
N……….
Narwhalez
Octipiez
Pandibeerz
Qwhalez
R…
wat duh
Ratsez
Sparrowz
Toona sammichez
U…
Unikorns
Visitors wib cheezburgers
Wallabies
Xtra cheez four teh burgerz
YogSogguthgurt
Zebbas
Uneekorms!
Very hawt daytz
W…
Waylz (“Kaptin! Dere b waylz heer!”)
Xylofoanz
Yeller submerreenz
Zeebuh-strypd direkturz chayrz
He suspektz nuffin!
meeeeeeeeep shamisooomeweeep
Grabbity!
must grab!
Pinata skillz… I haz dem
Kitten tu get a new forebber hoam inn 3…2…1…
ai hoap itz a gud wun.
Mommee Kitteh shoodz
knoez bettah. Dangleeng feengz arz
maydz 2 beez attakkt!
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
ia nawtz in ‘Full Attakkz Moad’z yet.
Gibbz her a minnittz.
Histree getz reddee
2 reepeetz itsself. Mommee
Kitteh didz saym feeng!
Jack.
oh noes! nawt teh muthers kurse!
Akshulli, dis iz trayning for commando bebe kitteh. Liddul kitteh haz tew wayt until teh mubber haz swished teh tayl three tymes, den haz tu pownce befoar mubber kitteh moves teh tayl owt ob reech.
bitty kitteh halp big kitteh, really. big kitteh be sitting on teh doggeh blankie. kewtie eminant adn berree contagimus… e-ewe.
Cow kitteh iz ’bout tu git tipped, ai fink.
naw, kowkitteh iz 2 well balanst to be tippt bai just littl kitth.
In mind o bawdee? After awl, she iz stairing at carz, like goggie. Purrhaps her identuhtee criesis iz enuff tu gib littl kitteh teh edge.
He’s below me, isn’t he?
Wot?
He’s behynd u 2
Mommy kitteh: “Oh noe he izunt!”
Audience: “Oh yes he is!”
Mommy kitteh: “Ohhhhhhh noe he izunt!”
Audience: “Ohhhhhhhhh yes he is!”
*Pantomime cow walks by*
Greasycat – dat iz one ov mah faborite LOLs!
Fanks fur reminding us!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/16/its-beehine-meh-isn-it/#comments
oooh, tat iz funni…
hai Romeow…u brot up de hole lolpage..
wowzee…
yes I lubs teh whole “…..it’s behind/below/above me….” genre
she just lubs 2 teez U…
Goggie’s going awai!
LEMME SEE!
Nao taht goggie is gawn, mai littel minyun, we implument ebil plan 2 oberrun haus wif kittehs. 40 shud be is enuf.
iz obvusly shoppd.
An yoor poynt?
BINGO!!!!!
teho.vox.com/library/post/for-icanhascheezburger-binglol.html
Did someone say…OBVIOUS???
Muahaha! Time for my favorite guy!!! http://www.tinyurl.com/6q2t8r
Hee hee!
YAY! I r enkurrajed!
Muahahahahh!
Kafleen, yuu ar soe funneeey!!!
looks arrunt ebbreefing.
Bebbeh kitteh finks Mommeh’s tayle iys liek a klok pehnduluum;
Her kan nawt reesyst bak adn fourth; fourth tuu bak; bak adn fourth;
Prittee sune bebbeh wil staynd awn her hynde leggs adn batt at swyngyng appendage;
Tehn teh funses wil beegin; Hoo Boi!! Tehn wil Mommeh’s wraff ensue!!!
hmm? mayeez is metropolis-meteorite-met-ticktock thingee for keeping moosic timing. dat mean timing get MUCH faster in 3..2..1
nise werdz cheshirekittehkat…
ai cant stawp teh tickin n ma haed…
ai jus keep seein teh needul thangy
goin bak n 4th n bak n 4th n bak n…
lyk a scaree movee…n b&w…
Jes keap luukyng at teh pehnduluum tayle, PercyCat;
Taht’s rite, …….naow yuur eise ar geyttyng hebby; yuu iys geyttyng sleapeey;
Jes relaxxx……yez….. naow yuu bees iyn kitteh’s powure;
(Lessee; wut duz kitteh wuntez frum yuu????
Hmmmmmmm, her kan nawt bemember!!!!!!ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Taht wud bee a metronome—Mr. Altosinger sez taht iz a berry smawl purrson hoo libbz in teh sitty!
…adn doez he get to roam much?
ai bet heez rarelee ahn tym…
n e wair he goez…
*snerk!*
Ohai, ckk!
Having a nice dai todai?
Yesh; a veree guud daiy tudaiy; haow’s bowt yuu???
A Tail and Tew Kittehs
by Dikkuns
It woz da best ob baskits; it woz da wurst ob baskits.
in soviet russia, yoo can has a baskit of Wurst. (ore iz that Germ-in-knee/)
Liek Bratwurt iyn Munich???
Darwin Award kitteh make his move.
den itz surbibul ov teh fiitis…
lil kitteh..heerz yur sine…
Gotcha!
hi emolsifier
So kyoot! *SPLORT*
MS11!!!! yu haz diffrint abatar!
Dat littul baby piglet in teh advertisement r makeeng me splort too.
an dat wite ittehbitteh kitteh!
an dat dour disapproveeng wabbit!!
Oh, splort, splort, and splort!
*wobbulls woozullee aginst Werdycnan*
AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!1!1!1! STOP IT! YU IZ MAYKIN IT WERSE!
*KAA-SSSSSPPPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOORRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!1!1!!!1!*
CCC! CCC! HALP!!!!!111!1!1!
O noez! Werdycnan n kafleen/dawn-key hadded da dubble splort!!
HAY!!1! CCC kitteh!! Kumz kwiklee-liek wif da CCC!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
**skreechiz 2 hawlt bai Werdycnan n kafleen**
O mai … braynez ebbreeware n awl miksded up 2 …
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**kerfullee soartz owt diffrint braynz**
Hmmm… dis b hardur dan I thot…
**gitz owt tweezurz 2 pik owt da liddul peesiz**
*Whew* — Fynullee gotted dem awl sepurraytid (I hoapz)
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hedz**
(hoap I gotted da rite wunz inna rite hedz)
**patteepatpat 2 smoovem awl owt agin**
**dukkeetayp dukkeetayp 2 howld da hedz 2gevvur**
**putz bavvin capz awn Werdycnan n kafleen**
(kafleenz haz liddul dawn-keyz awn it)
(Werdycnanz haz kwiltee paddurn n liddul kitteh faysiz)
**snapz CHRGz awn bowf uvvemz hedz**
**rapz bowf uvvem wif softee fwoofee bwankeez**
Dere naow… seddul ursevz daown inna comfy chayrz at da Splort Lownj sew U kin rest n reekoopurrayt… Has sum chokklit martooneez n sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif nommee kreemee fillinz 2 gitz ur vyteeminz bak…
…
(I shure hoapz I gotted deyz braynz awl sepurraytid rite n inna rite hedz… I wunndur wat wood happin ifn I gotted dem inna rong hedz… )
Ohai Aahz
Tween teh tew uf uz
Aim purdy sure wii mixed doz braynez awl up
U think kafleen en werdycam gonna notiz ?
Werdycnan n kafleen, I brotted da CCC 2 ur ayd, but WerdPretzel nommed it.
It shood koff it bak up b4 2 lawng. Hoapz U kin last til den… Ur splortz r impoartint 2 us — plz hoald n ur splortz will b helpt n da oardur dey wuz raseevded…
…
(sowndz uv “Girl from Ipanema” plaiyin inna bakgrownd wyl deyz awn hoald)
Hey! Gess wutt!!
I beeleeve I has fownd teh VERY FURST ICHC HED SPLORT!!!
Here it is: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/12/i-has-a-flavor/#comment-370860
Aih seee . . . en so it beginz
teh very NAWT SEKUND hed splort !!
KYOOOOT beyond werdz
Pooor kafleen en werdycam . . . jus luk at dis mess, braynes ebberywerez
Les git tew dis noa
Scoopy, scoopy scrap an scoopy.
Aih haf tew piles uf braynes, heres sum fur kafleen’s hed en heres sum fur werdycam’s head
Sure hopez aih gots da rite braynes inna rite hed ??!!1?
Noa hers ducki tape, tape tape tape
An tew lubberly baffing caps tew hold tings in place
An tew floofy blankies, 1 bebeh bluw an 1 in pinkie, so snorgle up der
An noa we haz sum choklit possumz cuz da r teh ugleeee
An last wii haz sum nize hawt choklit to drinkz
Der feel betta reeel soon
An ef ur feelin a leedle bit weeeeerd, itz prolly jus da mized up braynes
U bii fyne eventl . . . sumdai
Oh, noez! why my boddee feel so old an creeky? Dis r not mah bodeee! I has
a yung bodeh! Wutt I doin in dis howse? Dis r not mah hows! War mah bunneh?
*faynts*
HEY!!! I woked up and seed i posted as kafleen! wutt r happenin!! Gib meh
bax mah yung lubblee Werdycnan self!
Oh NOAS !!1!
Aih new it wuz riskee buzines tryin tew get dos brayne rite.
Aih nebber tried to halp wid da splort b 4
Luks liek wii skrewed it up kompleetly
wunder hoa kafleen iz duin in yung lubblee werdycan’s bodii
aih hopez herz behaven
Mebbee wii ken get her tew download yur brayns tew a fyle en email dem bak to U
Corse U must du dat fer her az well
Prolly needz tew happin simult, syncrh . . . saim tyme xactli
Aih happi to halp, but mebe aih alredi halps tew much !!
ai iz owld???!!!1!1!1! HALP!!!!!1!1!!!11!1! AI IZ YUNG TEENAYJ GURL!!!11!1! INNA DONKEEZ BODEEEEEEE!!!1!11!1!1!!!
*snurt*
you may ask yourself “how did I get here?”
um dat wud be bai 4 daiz in a liddle olde Rav 4 skittern down da hiwai frm Colom! arado to Orygun! freewai awl safe naow- gascat gotted us bac to Orygun, me n da kitty, n da goggie, n da snakie. I has naow immernet n naow ‘puter atz da momment…. ‘puter losted importent piece sumware on da hiwai- immernet company no getz hear ’til sumtim nex week.
Iz usin itty bitty lappytop and libraries atz da moment… kinda crampz mai written style!
Be mor bakz lader- gotta finish umpakin hoose n gettn stuffz setz up…
iz tru-thirty am here..(jus finish skool wurk…). finks I will goes to bed four a while.. be baks soon I hopz!
fishykitteh n gascat sez hi awl!
momcat
Yay Momcat!! ♥ u gotted home. ♥ I sooo happee 4 u and dhe gascat adn deh fishykitteh. ♥ Hope deh borkt puuter gitz bedder soon. ♥
♥
R day rite, momcat? Ders no place lahk home? Ai done ketch ever1 ub teh poses, but havz nawt bin CN u l8lee. Miss u win ur nawt hear. Gud time 2 B mubin teh kidlets, N teh summer. Hope tehy R happii bak N Orygun adn U 2!
nyse twai, donkee, but ai no haz bunneh!
Adn Aahz, ai no kan haz choklit martoonie. ai iz tew yung, unless yew maykz it wifowt alkeehawl.
Heer n Cheezland, U kin b enny ayj U wanna b, n awl dreenkeez n nomz haz noe kalleriez n noe alkyhawl (unless U wont it 2). But ifn ur steel wurreed, U kin haz steemin hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp.
U NOE HAS BUNNEH?
*donkee skritches hed*
How can dat bee? I cudda sworn u did!
/confoosed
(Thinking carefully…)
If I dood it, I get a whoopin.
(Big smile)
I dood it!!
poor kitteh will fail cause the other cat iz too big
im new at i can haz cheezburger so if anyone wana check out mah profile there wellcome to comment and rate mah lolz and be mah friendz!!
ooo, dat kitteh in the pics is sumfin elz!
cute lolz, too.
ps are you Ian Cogneato? kittehz aer teh kyurius, y’no.
Dat kitteh guuna get hims buttz whupped.
word press ated mii hole reskew mishun !!
ai tri agin
little does the kitteh know that it will be tail-less…
Momma cat can haz a flavr?
Wut dis fing do? (swat swat)…
kitteh tinks big cat haz flavor…
it looks liek father cat 2 me, iz big, aint it??
little kitteh tinks that its father’s tail iz a playable think,no??
It’s not that hard to type normally. In fact, I do believe it’s easier to read too!
dat b sew tru. wii awl type normallee. ‘Sept Kafleen. Her haz 2 using her hoofsez. Deh rest uv us uses ower L-bonez like ebberybuddee else.
SUmtaimz yu jus kant riisist. Laik naow, fur instanss.
Remines mii ub clock from teh past—blak kitteh wif tale taht swingz bak n forf, bak n forf. NEbuddy no teh wun?
I knoes teh wun. I used to haz it.
dis is the fakest picture ive ever seen. dat cat is obviously not der.
Oh, duz I hab an artycull furr U.
*rubs hoofs wiff glee*
http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060721/NEWS/607210688/1116/NEWSREWIND
kittens shall rule over humans
Oh. My. God. This might be funny if the big cat wasn’t Photoshopped into the picture. The cloth he’s supposed to be sitting on isn’t even ruffled under his non-existent weight.