catnip toy broke
catnip toy broke but it’s cool it’s aaaall cooooll.
maek suer u dont looze ebbreeting 2 catnip adikshun.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: LisaN
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Ai don caer bowt ennyfing
Conga rats annipuss (agin) :roll:!
Ai wud axe wot yoo want for drink and dance, butt it luk liek the partee haz awlweddee stawted. Mehbee some reggae musik wud be appropeeuht?
Thx, Ai gets eenuff reggae frunm cars held at teh traffik lites neer mai hows! Ai juss haz tiem fur a cawfee b4 Ai goe 2 teh shops - den Ai’ll dans down teh rode!
Hey wot hapen tu mai smiley? Aw well…
Ok then - Hab phun shopping.
::sings to self::
♫ Dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy, ♫
♫ Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy! ♫
♫ Woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy, ♫
♫ Woy yoy yoy yoy, yoy yoy-yoy yoy! ♫
♫ Buffalo Soldier troddin’ through the land, wo-ho-ooh! ♫
♫ Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand, ♫
♫ Troddin’ through the land, yea-hea, yea-ea. ♫
♪ ♪
♫ Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America; ♫
♫ Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta, ♫
♫ Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival; ♫
♫ Driven from the mainland to the heart of the Caribbean. ♫
OHai, nativeca666; yuur smiley dint taike becuz yuu puutez an Xclaymashun maurk afture teh layst semi-colon behynde ‘roll’:
Yuu kan nawt haz a punkshuashun maurk iymmedyatelee befoar oar afture yuur
smiley suhbmishun; Foar sume strainge reesun smiley suhbs. liek tuu staynd aloane!!! Wye, Ai dunno!!!
(Awlsoe iys guud tuu puttez a kuppla spaises befoar smiley suhbmishun adn afture smiley suhbmishun, becuz teh saime fing cud heppen iyf yuur smakk agaynst teh eynde ov a wurd oar teh begynnyng adn doan leev spaises… Hoep tihs helpez!
Fank yoo CKK. Ai am awlwayz greatful furr teh infurmaishuns, and dis wun iz mowst gud tu noe.
The phrase is “it’s all good,” not “it’s all cool.”
please.
Ai’ll juss ly heer and….ooooh hungree! Ai can has teh munchees?
u iz awlreddee stuffin ur faes wiv skons, wot moar doe u want?
*snerk*
An pleez dont furget Jimmba’s birfday - himz gonna be 21!!!!! Awn Mundai, teh 7th ov Jooooly at teh SECOND pikchoor ov teh day - 9 AM EST, 3 AM ICHC time.
Ai wish ai cud bee heer. Tehre.
But if ebreewun else is there, ai can just come laytur!
Scones???? Ther ar scones?? Ai’ve awnlee got cawfee an toast. NICE toast - frum teh bakereee - verree hole grayn an awl . . .but scones???
Gud morning annipuss (an HEER COM TEH 12 DANSING CONGA RATZ FUR YOO!! Whoooo Hoooo!!!1
) AND Ruth james! India skyes!
Ai’m just popping in to hang up mai Birfday greeting fur Salleh!
If wun ov yoo ar heer fur teh third picshoor - this being Caterday, ai think it shud bee at 8 AM ICHC time, cue yoo moove it to teh Partee Playce???
Thanks if yoo can - an maybee sumwun else will if yoo cant!
♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! ♫♫ (reddi nao)
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SALLEH ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{{{SALLEH}}}}}} May yoo liv lawng an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did yous get knighted? Was it Cweenmj whu dood it? Did her say: “I dubs thee Dame Janet ob Cheezland!” An den thump you wif scepter? “Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!!”
♫♫♫♫♫♫
♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! ♫♫
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SALLEH ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{SALLEH}}}}} May you liv lawng - an PROSPURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
*whispurrs - there mite bee two ov these - poated teh furst wun under a diffrunt nayme!
oh HAi Janet !!….Fank yew berry muches fer teh birffday greeting an sowng, ai dew ‘presheetate it !!….haz tew werk tewday, but iz ok…ai liekz mi werk !
sew kant stay lowng gots tew get reddy an goes in a hour an a haff eerly,…..we leff a mess lass Thurzdai, a lady camed in an owrdured 19 (!) pikkshures tew be frameded….an ai gotz tew go in an labul an putz awl dat stuff away sew it duzzunt getz losteded oar hurteded…….
mi onli problum wiff dat iz ……waz a 1,500 dolur owrdur, an ai maed awl ov $35….
ya gotz tew lov capitulazm eh ?
an awn July 7th ……wil be 3 hole monthz at teh noo job !!!! WOO HOO !
ai’m lieking mi lyfe agin !!!
Happi happi happi birfday birfday birfday 2 yu, Salleh!!! Frum teh 3 Cattails.
CONGA on Caturday. Go peeps. Go peeps. da da da dada. I iz happee cause my house diddit burn dowwn lass nite. Fireworks+drought=bad combination. So, I danse. yea!!!!!!
Yea!1 Ai will danse wif yoo! Yoo liv in Cally FYR nia then???? Or just . . .teh fyrewerks!
I’z in Texus, but we iz dry here. Countree haz teh firewerkz that ebberbodeese can shoot off. Eben teh not so smart peeps. sigh. My naybor, him sit wit him liddle peep in him lap, and den lite the ‘crackers and trow them. bigger sigh.
happee burfday salleh!! i haz been reedin yor commints for many munfs an hopin for teh best for yoo az yoo deel wif yor challenjez. hoep dis yeer brings manee gud fings for yoo!
(teh burfday fairy letted me borrow sum ob herz fettiz.)
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*passes teh hat warin skon nommin laydee a plate ob,
Biskits, wotzits, moar skons, cowcumber sammijes ,cawfee caek…
ennefin else?….
Mai blunt esploded! Wot ai do noa? Oh yeah! Meh.
Awww…noa ai haz duh harsh munchees. Hey Ruth, pass me uh skon, huh?
Kitteh brokeded teh toy aksidentally on purpose!
Yeah, same az he awlwayz doez, ‘cept diffrunt.
Now kitteh is on teh floor on a catnip high.
Daisy, u hab a grate video bout capnip on ur web site!
It is a warning video for all kittehs: Catnip Reefer Madness! I is glad you
likeded it!
yah it iz SOOOO kewl de nother ones too!
I’m a cat, but I’m dogged.
Stop me now!
EYEZ CAN KWITS ENYTYME, TRUST MAH, REALLY…
Mai kittehs alwais do dis.
D teh CC, hav u posted any of ur cat’s pikshurs here? The 3rd won on ur blog - Pixie bein tortured by a head rub - iz just beggin fur a capshun
I has posted many pikshures, but none ever maded it to teh front paige. I
gived up!
Wooooooo I can has flyingz an be tabby in the ski wiv dimunds, lookie at all the preti kulurs
Dave’s not here, man.
Ohai, as soon as Tofu/Cheez check the link I put down. Please to be going dere and seeing my new pupper from the shelter. She’s purtee!!!
teh website iz beeeehavin mysteriousleeeeeeee today
Shaungrl, trai posting yer link wifout the h t t p : // and it shudn’t go into holding pattern
wut iz goin on…….. wp on overtime today
shangrl…… leave off the hXXX the colon and teh 2 slashes and send teh link den
Open up the door!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7gWB7IzxtU
Dood, fud, fast.
ai haz teh munchees!
an ai wants…
Aar pufft rice
Brotwrrst
Cheezburger!
Doggeh to go way…
Ebryfing
Fud!
Gooshyfud
H…
Hawt sawsage
I dunno, just sumtin
Jerky treets? We got jerky treets?
k . . .
kap’n krunch
livurr
moar livurr (chikn, pls)
n . . .
Niyse krunchee fud
Oatmeel bredd -I likes bredd, rly!
P’raps sum chkn
q
Quailz
Rabbits
Steak
T…
toast. toast iz alwayz gud. ai finkso ai’ll put teh hunny on it. no, wait, maybe butter furst andthen the hunny. or peanut budder? maybeso ai’ll make two toasts. wun wif peanut budder, andthe otter wif … what? where wuz ai? oh yes…
…
toast
unusual fuds
very unusual fuds
w…
Warm meelk
Xactly whut ai asked fur
Yummies
Zactly teh rest of whut ai asked fur!
Hai ebberbodee,
Dis my nu trweashure, Isabeau. She mai shelter reskew puppers adn I her Mommie. Aint she purty?! (sigh)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bogshaun/2637245261/
shees bootiful!
fank joo!
Luvlee grll! Shee’s gawt dat puppy fluff bodi hare! Hao old?
She is almose 4 munths ole. Aussie/chow mix. Aussie bodese with chow colurz. I luv teh blue (grey).
Her iys absohluutelee beutimusfull adn luvvely; wut a trehshure!!!
Ai ar shure yuu adn Isabeau wil lieve happellee ebber afture iyn her neu foarebber
hoem!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Shaungrl & Isabeau }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
U mus be sooooo happitale !!! U’s got a nu preshius bebeh !!
Luvs dos grey eyez.
I lukd it up on teh wikipedia–catnip ar nawt laik marji. . . mary. . . pawt. It smels laik teh furrymoans an so maks teh kitteh fink dat dere is a ‘traktiv kitteh uv teh oposit secks (or mebee teh saim secks fur teh gay kittehs–nawt dat dere’s anyfing rong wif dat!). But it ownlee lasts a fyoo minuts, den kitteh needz a cupul ours to recharj befor it wurks again. So brakin teh catnip toi iz nawt bad fur kitteh, ownlee for teh floar.
Teh “Furrymoans”?
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Are they the opening act for the group “Proverbial Wheaties”?
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Do they sell this at the Tybooteek in a pretty bottle??? WANT! f.r.