catnip toy broke but it’s cool it’s aaaall cooooll.
maek suer u dont looze ebbreeting 2 catnip adikshun.
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Ai wud axe wot yoo want for drink and dance, butt it luk liek the partee haz awlweddee stawted. Mehbee some reggae musik wud be appropeeuht?
Thx, Ai gets eenuff reggae frunm cars held at teh traffik lites neer mai hows! Ai juss haz tiem fur a cawfee b4 Ai goe 2 teh shops – den Ai’ll dans down teh rode!
Hey wot hapen tu mai smiley? Aw well…
Ok then – Hab phun shopping.
::sings to self::
♫ Dreadie, woy yoy yoy, woy yoy-yoy yoy, ♫
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♫ Buffalo Soldier troddin’ through the land, wo-ho-ooh! ♫
♫ Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand, ♫
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♫ Said he was a Buffalo Soldier win the war for America; ♫
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OHai, nativeca666; yuur smiley dint taike becuz yuu puutez an Xclaymashun maurk afture teh layst semi-colon behynde ‘roll’:
Yuu kan nawt haz a punkshuashun maurk iymmedyatelee befoar oar afture yuur
smiley suhbmishun; Foar sume strainge reesun smiley suhbs. liek tuu staynd aloane!!! Wye, Ai dunno!!!
(Awlsoe iys guud tuu puttez a kuppla spaises befoar smiley suhbmishun adn afture smiley suhbmishun, becuz teh saime fing cud heppen iyf yuur smakk agaynst teh eynde ov a wurd oar teh begynnyng adn doan leev spaises… Hoep tihs helpez!
Fank yoo CKK. Ai am awlwayz greatful furr teh infurmaishuns, and dis wun iz mowst gud tu noe.
The phrase is “it’s all good,” not “it’s all cool.”
please.
hey, this iz icanhascheezburger. yoo suposed to use nawt gud grammar
Ai’ll juss ly heer and….ooooh hungree! Ai can has teh munchees?
u iz awlreddee stuffin ur faes wiv skons, wot moar doe u want?
*snerk*
An pleez dont furget Jimmba’s birfday – himz gonna be 21!!!!! Awn Mundai, teh 7th ov Jooooly at teh SECOND pikchoor ov teh day – 9 AM EST, 3 AM ICHC time.
Ai wish ai cud bee heer. Tehre.
But if ebreewun else is there, ai can just come laytur!
Scones???? Ther ar scones?? Ai’ve awnlee got cawfee an toast. NICE toast – frum teh bakereee – verree hole grayn an awl . . .but scones???
Gud morning annipuss (an HEER COM TEH 12 DANSING CONGA RATZ FUR YOO!! Whoooo Hoooo!!!1
) AND Ruth james! India skyes!
Ai’m just popping in to hang up mai Birfday greeting fur Salleh!
If wun ov yoo ar heer fur teh third picshoor – this being Caterday, ai think it shud bee at 8 AM ICHC time, cue yoo moove it to teh Partee Playce???
Thanks if yoo can – an maybee sumwun else will if yoo cant!
♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! ♫♫ (reddi nao)
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SALLEH ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{{{SALLEH}}}}}} May yoo liv lawng an prospurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did yous get knighted? Was it Cweenmj whu dood it? Did her say: “I dubs thee Dame Janet ob Cheezland!” An den thump you wif scepter? “Arise, Sir Loin of Beef!!”
♫♫♫♫♫♫
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER SALLEH ♪
♫ HAPEEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫♫♫♫♫
{{{{{SALLEH}}}}} May you liv lawng – an PROSPURRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
*whispurrs – there mite bee two ov these – poated teh furst wun under a diffrunt nayme!
oh HAi Janet !!….Fank yew berry muches fer teh birffday greeting an sowng, ai dew ‘presheetate it !!….haz tew werk tewday, but iz ok…ai liekz mi werk !
sew kant stay lowng gots tew get reddy an goes in a hour an a haff eerly,…..we leff a mess lass Thurzdai, a lady camed in an owrdured 19 (!) pikkshures tew be frameded….an ai gotz tew go in an labul an putz awl dat stuff away sew it duzzunt getz losteded oar hurteded…….
mi onli problum wiff dat iz ……waz a 1,500 dolur owrdur, an ai maed awl ov $35….
ya gotz tew lov capitulazm eh ?
an awn July 7th ……wil be 3 hole monthz at teh noo job !!!! WOO HOO !
ai’m lieking mi lyfe agin !!!
Happi happi happi birfday birfday birfday 2 yu, Salleh!!! Frum teh 3 Cattails.
CONGA on Caturday. Go peeps. Go peeps. da da da dada. I iz happee cause my house diddit burn dowwn lass nite. Fireworks+drought=bad combination. So, I danse. yea!!!!!!
Yea!1 Ai will danse wif yoo! Yoo liv in Cally FYR nia then???? Or just . . .teh fyrewerks!
I’z in Texus, but we iz dry here. Countree haz teh firewerkz that ebberbodeese can shoot off. Eben teh not so smart peeps. sigh. My naybor, him sit wit him liddle peep in him lap, and den lite the ‘crackers and trow them. bigger sigh.
happee burfday salleh!! i haz been reedin yor commints for many munfs an hopin for teh best for yoo az yoo deel wif yor challenjez. hoep dis yeer brings manee gud fings for yoo!
(teh burfday fairy letted me borrow sum ob herz fettiz.)
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*passes teh hat warin skon nommin laydee a plate ob,
Biskits, wotzits, moar skons, cowcumber sammijes ,cawfee caek…
ennefin else?….
Mai blunt esploded! Wot ai do noa? Oh yeah! Meh.
Awww…noa ai haz duh harsh munchees. Hey Ruth, pass me uh skon, huh?
Kitteh brokeded teh toy aksidentally on purpose!
Yeah, same az he awlwayz doez, ‘cept diffrunt.
Now kitteh is on teh floor on a catnip high.
Daisy, u hab a grate video bout capnip on ur web site!
It is a warning video for all kittehs: Catnip Reefer Madness! I is glad you
likeded it!
yah it iz SOOOO kewl de nother ones too!
I’m a cat, but I’m dogged.
Stop me now!
EYEZ CAN KWITS ENYTYME, TRUST MAH, REALLY…
Mai kittehs alwais do dis.
D teh CC, hav u posted any of ur cat’s pikshurs here? The 3rd won on ur blog – Pixie bein tortured by a head rub – iz just beggin fur a capshun
I has posted many pikshures, but none ever maded it to teh front paige. I
gived up!
Wooooooo I can has flyingz an be tabby in the ski wiv dimunds, lookie at all the preti kulurs
Dave’s not here, man.
Ohai, as soon as Tofu/Cheez check the link I put down. Please to be going dere and seeing my new pupper from the shelter. She’s purtee!!!
teh website iz beeeehavin mysteriousleeeeeeee today
Shaungrl, trai posting yer link wifout the h t t p : // and it shudn’t go into holding pattern
wut iz goin on…….. wp on overtime today
shangrl…… leave off the hXXX the colon and teh 2 slashes and send teh link den
Open up the door!
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7gWB7IzxtU
Dood, fud, fast.
ai haz teh munchees!
an ai wants…
Aar pufft rice
Brotwrrst
Cheezburger!
Doggeh to go way…
Ebryfing
Fud!
Gooshyfud
H…
Hawt sawsage
I dunno, just sumtin
Jerky treets? We got jerky treets?
k . . .
kap’n krunch
livurr
moar livurr (chikn, pls)
n . . .
Niyse krunchee fud
Oatmeel bredd -I likes bredd, rly!
P’raps sum chkn
q
Quailz
Rabbits
Steak
T…
toast. toast iz alwayz gud. ai finkso ai’ll put teh hunny on it. no, wait, maybe butter furst andthen the hunny. or peanut budder? maybeso ai’ll make two toasts. wun wif peanut budder, andthe otter wif … what? where wuz ai? oh yes…
…
toast
unusual fuds
very unusual fuds
w…
Warm meelk
Xactly whut ai asked fur
Yummies
Zactly teh rest of whut ai asked fur!
Hai ebberbodee,
Dis my nu trweashure, Isabeau. She mai shelter reskew puppers adn I her Mommie. Aint she purty?! (sigh)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bogshaun/2637245261/
shees bootiful!
fank joo!
Luvlee grll! Shee’s gawt dat puppy fluff bodi hare! Hao old?
She is almose 4 munths ole. Aussie/chow mix. Aussie bodese with chow colurz. I luv teh blue (grey).
Her iys absohluutelee beutimusfull adn luvvely; wut a trehshure!!!
Ai ar shure yuu adn Isabeau wil lieve happellee ebber afture iyn her neu foarebber
hoem!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Shaungrl & Isabeau }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
U mus be sooooo happitale !!! U’s got a nu preshius bebeh !!
Luvs dos grey eyez.
I lukd it up on teh wikipedia–catnip ar nawt laik marji. . . mary. . . pawt. It smels laik teh furrymoans an so maks teh kitteh fink dat dere is a ‘traktiv kitteh uv teh oposit secks (or mebee teh saim secks fur teh gay kittehs–nawt dat dere’s anyfing rong wif dat!). But it ownlee lasts a fyoo minuts, den kitteh needz a cupul ours to recharj befor it wurks again. So brakin teh catnip toi iz nawt bad fur kitteh, ownlee for teh floar.
Teh “Furrymoans”?
.
Are they the opening act for the group “Proverbial Wheaties”?
.
Do they sell this at the Tybooteek in a pretty bottle??? WANT! f.r.
ohai, dis mess? Err is just where Iz fighting dust bunniez, yeah dat it , iz just deaded dust bunniez……
Donut luk at teh mess – LUK AT TEH CYOOT!
Okais buts u gotta cleaz up der mess wen der cyoot goes to findz gushifood k?
Ai cudda gawn tew skewl…but den ai gotted nipp’d…
Ai cudda cheeded, an’ ai cudda pass’d, but den ai gotted nipp’d…
…
Ai am takin it next suhmister adn ai noez why, (why mahn?) yea heyy,
- coz ai gottted nipp’d, ‘coz ai gotted nipp’d, coz ai gotted nipp’d
(La da da da da da da da da)
Ai wuz gonna goez tu werk butt den ai gotted nipp’d
Ai jus gotted uh new promeowshun butt ai gotted nipp’d
noa ai’m selling lidder adn ai noez know why (why mahn?) yea heayy,
- coz ai gottted nipp’d, ‘coz ai gotted nipp’d, coz ai gotted nipp’d
La da da da da da da da da)
LMAO
Yu meen dis wownt grow moar nip heer?
Dang! An ai spred it awl nise an eevin, tu!
“…Now I gots the munchies.”
catnip, foggy morning, cold mouse…yippeee
Caturday CattNippz
iz t3h besstst! Put insyde
toyz dat maykz a mess
CsttNipz toyz shoodz naeyz
beez strawng. ‘Cuz Kitteh wantz it.
Howz canz dat beez rawng?
Kitteh canz Nom adz
Kitteh canz clawz. Seekeeng owtz
itz Akillee’z flaw
CattNippz toyz canz ‘Soloart!’
wenz leest ekkspekkted. Insydez
nebbur rejekkted!
Jack.
Hao simpel iz lyf wnz yu ar teh kitteh!
Cleening cat…
…needs repare.
Evryting is Irie, mon.
*appears from event horizon in space/time continuum caused by massive interactions of sillybrations for Sally’s birthday and 5th of July*
If this cat is not in chemo and under the supervision of a medical professional he/she should not be using this substance.
hmmm. You shud noes that the space/time continue them is being carefully watched to avoid just that kynd of fewlishness. We has assigned wun of our top tech-nisshuns to make sure that no untoward appeerances appeers. He is alert and a vigil ant. He duzzn’t let anyfing get by himz. He … Igor!! wakeup!!
*sniff*
Someone has been eating “food” with little or no nutritional value made with white sugar and refined white flower.
Additionally, the chocolate chips imbedded in aforementioned product were made from products not sold through “fair trade” practices.
*sniff of disdain*
*snert* you wroted “flower” instead of “flour”.
I knew this would happen! Your silly baby talk is corrupting me!
*distractedly reaches into tin marked ‘dehydrated brokolees’ and starts to munch on a biscotti*
ACKCCKKK! What am I doing? I don’t like chocolate!
buchew like dehydrated broccoli?? oh gag…….. tell me ai reeeded dat rong!
*looks down decidedly gallic nose*
Yes, of course. De-hydrated broccoli is both tasty and nootrishush.
URG! I did it again! Noooooes!!
*runs from room with panicked expression*
go wai MaisNon, we want MaryO bak…….
okayz i aer bak.
i been spearminting wif loggin in & owt.
wen yew has many personnas yew has to pwactis!! but reallllly……..dew yew eat de-hydrated broccoli?
*wispers*
i fink the de-hydrated brokolees is a fignewton of my imajinashun.
Well, then, what is that dessicated green food I have been enjoying so much?
whewwwwww, ai donn’t noes wai dat wuz buggin me…….
an ai use dat fignootin speshun tew……..
*looks guilty*
erm. leftover marshmallo peeps from 1999?
oh noes, hers tawkin tew herseff online!!! nao dat takes teh cake…….. ummmmm cake, dat sounds gud…. ai finished teh cookies……… beddar see wut else iz abailable
*Gollum-like gagging detected*
ACKCKCKCKCKCKC! you have poisoned me!!!
Those peeps are toxic!!!
*runs back toward opening in space time continuyum*
ohai, jamamamamamakitty. donut worrees. talking to yrself can be a sine of a healfy mentul condishun.
*pondurz*
oar nawt.
*wanderz off whistlin ‘if i onlee hadz a brayne’*
jamama (hoo’s bin nown tew tawk tew herself) still finks tawkin to yerself online bees teh berry strange………
finks long n hard while hummin…….”me n mai shadough”
Iz otay tu tawk tu yerself az long az yoo doan argyoo. Adn then yoo ownlee hab tu worree if yoo looz teh argymints. Then yoo hab tu kweeayt anuffer personna tu arbitwate.
Maisnon . . . come close . . . closer . . .
whispuurs in gallic ear . . .
.
“Soylent green is peepul.”
f.r.
You spend waaaaaaaay too much time playing with these peeps, er people.
And, by the way, those marshmallow peeps are not fit for human consumption, and microwaving the ones leftover from Easter 2006 you found behind the de-hydrated broccoli tin will surely fill your body with toxins.
yeah, wut seh sayed!!!
Wut? Don worreh, be happeh lolcat 8)
Iz funneh cuz itz tru. Spotteh Kitteh wud get nu toy an ter it to peeses jus to get at teh nip inside. Sad to see efecks uv adicshun but also bery funneh. Cors he nevur had to kleen up teh mess.
Boi, taht muste hav bin wun rlly byg catnip toi;
Bowt az byg az a 5 lb. bagg ov flouwer;
Oar mebbee mennee catnip toi’s taht kitteh claweded adn cheweded thru!!!
*hands on hoofs*
War jd? How it bee him missin a catnip thred? *looks rown suspishusllee…”yoooo
hoooo, j deeeeeee-eeeeee….*
Hai everybuddy!Happy Caturday!:-)
Lookit dat spaced out kitteh dere!
So how wuz everyone’s 4f uv Jooly?It raned here so dere weren’t too menny firewerks.
it were beauteous night here in meechigan. purrfect temp, no rain.
Dood, Gruvi!
donz bogrtz teh nipz!
Dai after teh fourth uv Jooly….Caturday ensues, kthx.
Dai after Fourth…Caturday ensues.
Kitteh iz zmart
Is onlee way to fly on long trip
without hi fairs or fyool surcharge
wayyyyyyyy coooool! : )
It’s 4:20 in kittehland!
ohai, ai lurves yer name, hab yew thot ob findin a big sparklee beautimus stone for yew avatar?
Feels good man.
put awn sum ded
yes, kitteh, its cool bekaws teh burfday fairy iz heer to bring yoo anudder catnip toy!!
!! an to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz, an aslo teh SALLEHS!! 
!! hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!
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homemade caek (all-nachural an verry tastee) an fettiz an funny burfday hats all arown!
Naow kitteh niidz tewgo tew Betteh FURRD Rehab Centur. Mai addickshun. IZ BAD.
dis happen at mai howse a lawt. mai kitteh destroys deh katnip mowses
Doooooooooood. Wait wait wait! I got one . . .
Did you eber fink we was just like wun molicool in like the pointy end ob some jiant kitteh? But wait wait wait! Dem hims just a molicool in the pointy end ob some odder eben jianter kitteh?
Dooooooooood. I’m baked.
Kat will wanz cheezburgerz latr
Haha cat haz no catnips
Ai luv teh fonetic spellung uv yer posts. Ai fownd teh posts mors intrusting dan duh pikchure. Yews ar a fun groop of peeples an fanks for havung dis playce to be sillee.
M’ai cat iz a spaz, buht ai luv hum juz da saym.
Pee. Ess. Ai dun no yew, but happee beelated birfday!
That is so cute I wish I had a cat like that!
My cat did that once. Fricken hilarious. I’m just glad the cute cat out weighs the idiots who cant spell and think its funny that they type like a two year old.
That cat looks stoned out of his mind XD
Kitty Needs Pawbreakers!
A lot less messy, and more fun!
Fabric toys dont compare, plain catnip doesnt campare!
Get them the Catnip Jawbreakers!
If you think your cat freaks on either one, try one of these!