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yoga kitteh, wurks out in sleep
rubber spine, lemme show you it.
plz donut disturb I ar meditating
Concats dan! How does Uz wanna sillybrate?
or shud I leavez U alone to meditate
well, I’ll be jiggered (double pls kthx) didn’t xpect dat.
Margarita’d wurk, onna drive in Jimmy (Buffet) wuz tellin’ me about it. and as soon as I get to the ranch (a buddy of mine (he’s a lurker here) has one south of D/FW) eyema gonna git me wun, a big wun.
and later, firewurks, lots of firewurks.
mai inner pyrotechnician lemme show ya heem (prolly frum a safe distance)
I haz an innur (an soemtimez an owter) pyroteknishun too, SHD.
Con-fabulate-shuns on nawt-secund on de Forth!!!
And allsew at maeking de distanse safes fer deh awww-dii-ense.
One margarita commin rite up
does U want it frozen or on deh rocks?
Me luvs fireworks 2z
happy 4th
rocks pls, frozed jus too much for mai teefes. and I gotta be able to move fast later, I’m on fire-watch wit-da garden hose of usual length.
here U goes and haz some nachoz to munch onz
yew ar a (inserd diety ov choice), tks much,
nomnomnomnom. ewe, guac, ick. (dodges right) nomnomnomnom
Uz ar welcome
did U tryz the mangoe salsa
if Uz dosent lyke guac?
can’t say as I’ve tried that before, but it does intrigue me.
Iz dis teh lotus pozzishun ????
akshully it ar the bebbeh kitteh contortionist posishunz
BTW haz U guyz seed the illustrated buk yoga for cats?
is bery funny
is written by swami catsananda…
himz tells kittehs to relax deh tayl furst..
Izza reel buk ?????
yesh!
buk ar very funneh
wid cute illustrashunz of kittehs
doing yogaz
http://www.search.barnesandnoble.com/used/product.asp?EAN=2696659521423&Itm=3
aww. b&n sez dem doan noe noe sush buk!!??
noe prollimz. eye fowndid eet doon a serch. fankz 4 teh eenfow!
It mayz be outta printz
ya wanna sairbaysa (cerveza(beer)), ur choice, I go get.
Mmmm…beer…
Ai wyll eet teh guacamole iffin u duzzint want it !!
I will has corona and here eeck has some guacamole
wid nachoz or Uz can has deh mango salsa 2
***nom,nom,nom***
Deeeeelish !!!!!!
Meeheehee! I gibes yew teh cajun martoonie, for wii arr teh peepulz our parents warned us abut!
I nebber hadz that, what does U put in it?
TABASCO nectar of the gods.
Tabasco is gud but U knowz
what are bedder
sriracha (I not sure it ar either thai or vietnamese) hot
sauce has loddsa flavah
yep (checks fridge, cool still got) used much on pimiento cheeze, peanut butter, and uffer stuffs
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sriracha
wikipedia sayz it ar tai
Uz can geddz it in deh suppah markit in deh ethnic aisle
I can get it at the local Wally-World (Wal-Mart)
rubber soul - u kin dans to it
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top spawt, hurray!
hurray to stagehanddan i meanz, ov cours
tangled up in blue
Ai luv Bob!!1!
dis 4 yew den!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvBkbPEoeAI
Gud stufz! But teh hat!!? Fangks!
ewe buuuggzzz (ya ebber heard dat stori?)
noes…………. nebber herd bout inni bugs……want!!
*nawt teh bugs………teh stori*
as you command………..so shall it be.
*announcer voice* This joke has been edited for length and content.
Bob was in music college, but just couldn’t get his “style” down. He tried everything, and finally his professor told him to go out into the woods and commune with nature. Maybe then his muse would arrive and gift him with a “style” all his own.
That night, at the campfire, he pulled up a log on which to sit. He rolled the log over and upon observing what was revealed underneath exclaimed……..(wait for it) EEEYYYOOOUUUUU BUUUUGGZZZZ.
thus, we have the Bob of today.
Iz dat like EEEEYYYOOUUU WWWEEERRRMMMZZZ?!?!?!?!
for some reason, I’m not too terrible suprized you know this one.
yew has teh welth ob nowledge frum mooosic industreeeeeee, fanks 4 sharin wiff me (us)
one hears stories, I remember stories.
otay bob, tangled up in meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!1
I see a ball uf yarn inna pichur. Sumone iz knittin, kitteh be tangled up in yarn. Bet teh kitteh was playing hard and iz all tukkered owt. Nawt luk verry cumfertabl whey 2 sleep.
himz such a cutie
oh noez I has a splort
:thud
OK, two kittehs, Ai wil halp yuu:
Caulls CCC; crazee kitteh drivure cums skreechyng roun teh kourner az uusual;
Geyts BRVM frum CCC; vakuums alla braynes abailable; plopez tehms bak inna he ov 2K’s; geyts duckee taipe frum CCC; sekurelee windez iyt alla round 2K’s hed tuu keap splort kuntained; geyts CHRG wdoi & 50’s bavving cap; pullez bofe onna hed ov 2K’s; findez burple adn pynk blankee wif lolofant printez onnit; pullez iyt up unner 2K’s chin; geyts chokomalit martoonie adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu 2K’s;
OK, 2K’s; weez awl dune naow; jes reyst awhil adn recubber; yuu bees fien!!
o fanks much!
I appresheates deh blankie and chocklits but what at BRVM I dosent knowz
Ohai, 2_k, Ai fawt Jamama wuz ansuring yu but it dint luk liek it tu me. Ai fink brvm iz sumfing liek brane recubury vakum musheen. it sez itz naim.
2K’s: BRVM iys a Brayne Rekuberee Vakuum Mashyne:
Iyt vakuums alla teh braynes up; soe yuu doan hasta uuse teh duhstpann adn bruhsh adn duu iyt teh haurd waiy!!!!
(Awlsoe BRVM soundez liek wut iyt duz: Vakuum: BRVM, BRVM, BRVM!!!
fanks fur explanshunz
I ar testing mah profilez
mah 2 kittehs is in deh pics
you haz profyle suksessss!! yer kittlins are beautimous!! i sneded yew a fren rekwest!!
ok fanks jk I beez honored to be Ur fren
ai sended a fren reqwest tiew
I seed it and accupted itz
fanks much!
are dose Ur kittehs?
Yuur kittehs ar jes luuvelee adn beutimus!!!!!
lubburlee kittehz 2-K!!1
snorgulz 2 dem!!
fanks gibbocat they is snorgelishus
Oh,mai yesh..*snorgle,snorgle!!***
Tehy be berree snorgalable.
Hed bonks an schmoos frum me an mah floofy girlies- Tehy
am still nipped out frum yesstiday!!!
Tehr be sum pics awn mah profyle
Tee-hee….hadda luk at yer “chillin” kittehs agin….gibs me a giggol !!
fanks eek and tidmum
Ur kittehs are prettehs 2z