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yoga kitteh, wurks out in sleep
rubber spine, lemme show you it.
plz donut disturb I ar meditating
Concats dan! How does Uz wanna sillybrate?
or shud I leavez U alone to meditate
well, I’ll be jiggered (double pls kthx) didn’t xpect dat.
Margarita’d wurk, onna drive in Jimmy (Buffet) wuz tellin’ me about it. and as soon as I get to the ranch (a buddy of mine (he’s a lurker here) has one south of D/FW) eyema gonna git me wun, a big wun.
and later, firewurks, lots of firewurks.
mai inner pyrotechnician lemme show ya heem (prolly frum a safe distance)
I haz an innur (an soemtimez an owter) pyroteknishun too, SHD.
Con-fabulate-shuns on nawt-secund on de Forth!!!
And allsew at maeking de distanse safes fer deh awww-dii-ense.
One margarita commin rite up
does U want it frozen or on deh rocks?
Me luvs fireworks 2z
happy 4th
rocks pls, frozed jus too much for mai teefes. and I gotta be able to move fast later, I’m on fire-watch wit-da garden hose of usual length.
here U goes and haz some nachoz to munch onz
yew ar a (inserd diety ov choice), tks much,
nomnomnomnom. ewe, guac, ick. (dodges right) nomnomnomnom
Uz ar welcome
did U tryz the mangoe salsa
if Uz dosent lyke guac?
can’t say as I’ve tried that before, but it does intrigue me.
Iz dis teh lotus pozzishun ????
akshully it ar the bebbeh kitteh contortionist posishunz
BTW haz U guyz seed the illustrated buk yoga for cats?
is bery funny
is written by swami catsananda…
himz tells kittehs to relax deh tayl furst..
Izza reel buk ?????
yesh!
buk ar very funneh
wid cute illustrashunz of kittehs
doing yogaz
http://www.search.barnesandnoble.com/used/product.asp?EAN=2696659521423&Itm=3
aww. b&n sez dem doan noe noe sush buk!!??
noe prollimz. eye fowndid eet doon a serch. fankz 4 teh eenfow!
It mayz be outta printz
ya wanna sairbaysa (cerveza(beer)), ur choice, I go get.
Mmmm…beer…
Ai wyll eet teh guacamole iffin u duzzint want it !!
I will has corona and here eeck has some guacamole
wid nachoz or Uz can has deh mango salsa 2
***nom,nom,nom***
Deeeeelish !!!!!!
Meeheehee! I gibes yew teh cajun martoonie, for wii arr teh peepulz our parents warned us abut!
I nebber hadz that, what does U put in it?
TABASCO nectar of the gods.
Tabasco is gud but U knowz
what are bedder
sriracha (I not sure it ar either thai or vietnamese) hot
sauce has loddsa flavah
yep (checks fridge, cool still got) used much on pimiento cheeze, peanut butter, and uffer stuffs
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sriracha
wikipedia sayz it ar tai
Uz can geddz it in deh suppah markit in deh ethnic aisle
I can get it at the local Wally-World (Wal-Mart)
rubber soul – u kin dans to it
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top spawt, hurray!
hurray to stagehanddan i meanz, ov cours
tangled up in blue
Ai luv Bob!!1!
dis 4 yew den!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvBkbPEoeAI
Gud stufz! But teh hat!!? Fangks!
ewe buuuggzzz (ya ebber heard dat stori?)
noes…………. nebber herd bout inni bugs……want!!
*nawt teh bugs………teh stori*
as you command………..so shall it be.
*announcer voice* This joke has been edited for length and content.
Bob was in music college, but just couldn’t get his “style” down. He tried everything, and finally his professor told him to go out into the woods and commune with nature. Maybe then his muse would arrive and gift him with a “style” all his own.
That night, at the campfire, he pulled up a log on which to sit. He rolled the log over and upon observing what was revealed underneath exclaimed……..(wait for it) EEEYYYOOOUUUUU BUUUUGGZZZZ.
thus, we have the Bob of today.
Iz dat like EEEEYYYOOUUU WWWEEERRRMMMZZZ?!?!?!?!
for some reason, I’m not too terrible suprized you know this one.
yew has teh welth ob nowledge frum mooosic industreeeeeee, fanks 4 sharin wiff me (us)
one hears stories, I remember stories.
otay bob, tangled up in meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!1
I see a ball uf yarn inna pichur. Sumone iz knittin, kitteh be tangled up in yarn. Bet teh kitteh was playing hard and iz all tukkered owt. Nawt luk verry cumfertabl whey 2 sleep.
himz such a cutie
oh noez I has a splort
:thud
OK, two kittehs, Ai wil halp yuu:
Caulls CCC; crazee kitteh drivure cums skreechyng roun teh kourner az uusual;
Geyts BRVM frum CCC; vakuums alla braynes abailable; plopez tehms bak inna he ov 2K’s; geyts duckee taipe frum CCC; sekurelee windez iyt alla round 2K’s hed tuu keap splort kuntained; geyts CHRG wdoi & 50’s bavving cap; pullez bofe onna hed ov 2K’s; findez burple adn pynk blankee wif lolofant printez onnit; pullez iyt up unner 2K’s chin; geyts chokomalit martoonie adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu 2K’s;
OK, 2K’s; weez awl dune naow; jes reyst awhil adn recubber; yuu bees fien!!
o fanks much!
I appresheates deh blankie and chocklits but what at BRVM I dosent knowz
Ohai, 2_k, Ai fawt Jamama wuz ansuring yu but it dint luk liek it tu me. Ai fink brvm iz sumfing liek brane recubury vakum musheen. it sez itz naim.
2K’s: BRVM iys a Brayne Rekuberee Vakuum Mashyne:
Iyt vakuums alla teh braynes up; soe yuu doan hasta uuse teh duhstpann adn bruhsh adn duu iyt teh haurd waiy!!!!
(Awlsoe BRVM soundez liek wut iyt duz: Vakuum: BRVM, BRVM, BRVM!!!
fanks fur explanshunz
I ar testing mah profilez
mah 2 kittehs is in deh pics
you haz profyle suksessss!! yer kittlins are beautimous!! i sneded yew a fren rekwest!!
ok fanks jk I beez honored to be Ur fren
ai sended a fren reqwest tiew
I seed it and accupted itz
fanks much!
are dose Ur kittehs?
Yuur kittehs ar jes luuvelee adn beutimus!!!!!
lubburlee kittehz 2-K!!1
snorgulz 2 dem!!
fanks gibbocat they is snorgelishus
Oh,mai yesh..*snorgle,snorgle!!***
Tehy be berree snorgalable.
Hed bonks an schmoos frum me an mah floofy girlies- Tehy
am still nipped out frum yesstiday!!!
Tehr be sum pics awn mah profyle
Tee-hee….hadda luk at yer “chillin” kittehs agin….gibs me a giggol !!
fanks eek and tidmum
Ur kittehs are prettehs 2z
tidmum n two_kittehs,
yur kittehs pics r so
gorjus, us b gud
fotogrs!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1225067
Ooohh…wut a splortable bebbeh!!
Prittee yarn cullers,2 !
jamamakitty – dis teh most beeootimus bebbeh kitteh ai has eber seed!
*splort*
oh noes…………..AfriCat been splorted 4 ebber!!
here cums teh driver ob the ccc racin tew yer resque
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
JMK scoops up teh branes……… gently puts dem bak in AC’s hed and secures wif duky-tape (plz tew be careful wen you removes) ai finks a baving cap will hep tew keep ebbryting tewgedder…….wraps AC up inna soft floofly blankie wif widdle ducks all ober……. comforts AC wif choklit possums and a choklit milk shaik………… hopes recobbery is complete
Fank u veree mush! nom, nom, nom
aaahh, bettur nao.
(p.s. cud wee mebbe has sum choklit meerkatz sted ov possums nex tyme?)
kthxbyee
mebbe sew………… ai finks we has tew fill out teh req……..rek……… order form tew getz dem onna cart. ai fink we shud check wif J-pak wen seh gets bak from teh fyrewerks
dat b fine. tanks agin fur teh wunnerfull mediclol care.
lucky ai alweddy splorted orr teh driver ob teh CCC wud hav made it happen wiv hiz lebel 5 Kyoot Factor!
goood nite an heppy forf ob July teh all teh Amerikittehs.
yew haz sum srsly kyoot pikchewrs!! mennee lolz!
ai laiks tew break it up a liddel………….. ( makes up 4 mai lack ob mental kwikness!!! )
HALP! i iz knot!11oneone
I am constantly surprised not only the positions cats can twist themselves into, but the fact that they can SLEEP in those positions.
YES!
Morning Rays, Hairspray Queens
Get on their way to their nests in the west
Honest, they once had a dream
The bells of society, the cells of the unity
Coronets spin as the sound flows
Flows to their homes
Dragged by the power of the dreams
Their power is yet unknown
The second verse to a song called “Twister”
its a song of nonsense lyrics, its awesome that way
Da meeturr reminz me uv Jorge Karlin’s patter sumtiemz…
We seen sum gud klips uv him wen we wuz in Vaygness… Et Amayzeeng Jonafun’s show, he had a tribyoot videyo play et da big-inning. We awl sed Awwww… snifff….An still lol’d cuz wuz still funnee/troo!
Where u stay in Vaygness ????
B! !! onceajinx!!1 OMCC!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??? Ov corse, ai’ve bin gaon moar tahn nermal, too – so maybee ai just missed yoo!
But MISSED you ai have!!! And am SOOO glad to see yoo! Ai hoep this meens yoo ar bak fur gud????? Ai wuz just aout to put yoo awn mai “Where are tehy???” list – again.
HOw have yoo bin???? Ai’m just so happee to see yur nayme there!
The sun iz settin fur theez oldr whimin
recallin ther yuth. But, teh music iz
remindin dem ov ther pas dreemz…
adn they FEEL TEH POWER!
ths iz how ai luk at Tristan’s song
“Twister”….
btw, look out 4 fireworks 2day every1!
testing
I iz sleepi.
Go night night nao. zzzzzzzzzzzz…..
testing part 2
Wot iz u testin, eeck? Iffn we don noe wot it iz, haow can wee tel iffn itz wurkin?
Mai profile wuz nawt comin up wen u clicked awn my blu nayme….
it iz werkin,nao.
Iffin u hazzint alreddy,check owt teh piks uv mai 4 bebbehs!
I knowz, I’z wunnerin whar mai abatar kitteh pitcher gon? I iz WP member, an haz abatar whut yoosta be der, nao is weerd thingie….
ohai, yew shud trai loggin into WP again……….sumtimes wen yew shuts down yew has to log backon nex time
Ai usually has a abatar pik….ai wuz too lazee to log awn to Werdpress todai…
iz you logged awn wif WP ????
Oh, an iz dat YOO?!?!?!?!!! Yoo iz da kween uv Fug? I LURVES yor site, it iz da grayt! Yoo iz a berree funnee riter! Fangs furr da laffins!
Oh,no no no….Ai iz nawt writer….jus wanted to direct peeps to teh site becuz it iz one uv mai favrits !!!!!
Eeck, Ai sawed teh piks ov yuur kittehs; tehms bees soe kyuoote;
Wut beeuutiees!!!
Fanks!! Ai sees u were in customer serbice,mai current professhun!
hansum bebbehz!!!1
butt yew haz lawzt yur kyoot abatar!!??
Ai iz lazee todai….skipped the Werdpress login.
Alsew invizabul edishum, apruntlee.
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
juss fyteeng a bawll ubz Yawrn
wiff hurz green iiez cloazzd
Strypee Kitteh iz inz
full ‘Meltzdaown Moad’. Kitteh willz
nexxt tryz ‘Meetlofe Moad’.
Kittehz can beez boaff
likkwid andz sawlidd. Dat juss
deependz awn dary mood.
Jack.
I has a liquid kitteh
himz just floz
iffen Uz tries to catch himz
nice poem Jack!
*spin*
Left fut / ear.
Got it!
“Twisted Sister Kitteh” iys duuiyng teh yoga fing;
(Her sleaps liek taht, wif hers fuut awn her hed, becuz tahn her wil bees abul tuu findez fuut rite awaiy wen her waikes up!!!!)
I fink kitteh wuz doin a chellow so-low, an da steenk mayd him pass owt!
Chec out mah lol’s!
Qte littuhl pretzle! Ai lurve!
If I could do that, I’d be an inside kitty too.
As in, I’d never leave the house.
*grooooan*
awe!! too cute!!!!!
happy yoga ftw
ohai everybuddy … happy 4th of jooly
Saymes to U !!!!
Nyce to be home onna Friday.
tanx manx! PdB!
hey, eeck! ai cannot c ur pics ratnow..
bu de uddr day ai mad a lol wif yur
cat on teh railin…sawry nawt du a
linky tuit.
Ai LUBS it……teh kitties”grammy” (my momcat)wud probibly need teh pacemaker iffin she saw Nala doin teh “tightrope”act!
Happi 4th tu u tu!
Happi 4th uff Jooly tu everbuddie! Haf a phun an safe 4th wherebber u mai be!
gud tew see yew agin, duzznt sees yew muchly innymoar……..
O hai, Philippe! An happee 4th ov Joolai to yoo, too!
We wemt last nite tp the best firewerks ai have EBER seen!
hai Janet … firewerks sounds like teh fun. kwiet day here. planning to grill and nom soon. have been trying to get an abatar, but werdpretzel is nawt very helpful (gee, wut a surprise!)
neow that iz a hansum abatar..
ai hadda feline himz wuz werkin awn teh abatar!! gud job!! wunder wai teh linkie izznt bloo like it wuz before…
minz de pleh..bt ok 4 neow..
awl in gud time…….. sumtimes i feel like werkin on dat kinda stuff an odder times nawt so much!!
bin a lazee dai 2dai…
r relaxin wun….goin on
lil trp fur sevrl daiz..5..tu
destn,fl nex week..rentd a lil
apt on VRBO.kahm (free ad)
an itz so charmin, wif a
balcnee et al. ooo, gettin
‘cited..cntdn commencin.
8 tu geaux
oh sounds teh fun
ai goin tew eastern WA for a cheezfrens meet in Yakima on the 26th den on teh 30th ai fly to Long Beach CA to bring a company car back up here and teh plan is to visit kafleen on teh way up… sew ai has cuppla outings tew
yew will haz fun in florida….. mai dad libed der till him went ober teh bridj, was a long trip to go there from skeattle area
sounds like yew will haz teh fun!!
havint bin tu da beach in
yeerz! r tu destn scentz
oooo, b4 Camille!!
goin lowkey syle..
no planz but tu ride bks,
fishin, swimmin, sailin,
eatin, adn accomodatin
sun whoz nevr bin dare.
yoga kitteh
kitteh isatta level III purrakties!!1! pawzBhindheadspose
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nde_oBCaPJo
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http://www.yogajournal.com/practice/180#
this is being a test…
this is being a test also
this is being an otter test
FAIL….. no otterz heer.
Just a pololar bear!!
Phillipe !!!
Iz dat u next to a pink rhino,or am ai drunk ???
dat iz kwite teh rhino, iddn it
Yesh….ahnd wut a big horn ! ***snerk***
ai see the NB in yer fyuture!!
yew haz teh blooooo success!!! an alreddy wun requst to be mai fren!!!
I gonna skatch mah eer
Hang on a minit… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
kitteh’s a natural at yoga!
Yay! Kitek! %D
LOLOWNAGE!
Ruber kitteh is a show-off
I loled so mch I got in tuble fo lafin so loud!
but doktor, iz hurt wen i duz dis..