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Iz optymistikk kitteh
comgradulashunz yit agin annipuss!!!1
yew haz kawnurd teh mawkit awn FFL ing!!1
Thx gibbocat, Ai iz maykin hai wyle maus iz awai! wen hee iz bakk frum bacashun it won’t b soe eezee!
Oh annipuss! Ai just sented teh 12 Dansing Conga Ratz to yoo, but WP apparentlee capchured them!
But heer iz sum mewsik fur yoo til tehy get heer. Purrhaps yoo havnt seen this yet – but ai THOT ai had seen this liddle kitteh in akshun befoar! Trees – PFAW!! Luk at waht he can REELEE do!!
http://www.vikingkittens.com/
one ob mai faborites! rawk awn, vikingkitteh!
dat wuz sooper kool Janet! I had nawt ceen dat b4!
Wockanwoll Bikingkittehs!!!
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Thx Janet – cud u warn me 2 hab a see-sikniss pil b4 nex tiem pls!
Hay, Janet; tohse Viking Kittehs bees rlly funnee!!!
Yew has teh furstest fing in teh morning skillz, anni!
Iz oak-a kitteh, we tinks youz can, too.
Bringing awt teh 12 Dansing Conga Ratz fur yoo, annipuss! Maybee yoo cant ackshullee bee Maus (tho ai’ll be yoo can!!!) but ai’m shur tehre will bee menee visits to teh Ty Boo Teek!
*mumblez 8:22 heer + 5 = 1:22 TTI tiem* S0 – yoo just had lunch!! but hav yoo had desert????
Mai ai offer yoo sum ov this delishuss strawberriee shortcaek?? Fresh vereee sweet Meeshigun strawberries awn hoammaed sweet biskitts (Merry Can biskitts – nawt cookiez!)
An ai maed plentee – ebreewun can hav sum!!
Playtes n ebreething – ober THERE awn teh tabul! Just help yurselfvs!!
We can has Bunneh Hops?
Deer annipuss – ai hav sent yoo TWO happee Nawt Second messajes wich may oar may nawt show up!
But in teh meenwile, heer iz yet anudder! Dansing and sinnging an jeneral merrimintz!!
Ai hoep yoo laik G&S as much as ai doo!
“Never mind the whys and wherefores”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIiQpQgka1A&feature
Thx Janet – yuss, Ai lubs G&S. wun uv mai chilehud memrees iz uv seein mai daddicat on teh staij at Drury Lane in Teh Yeomen uv teh Gard (amatoor groop) nawt sekond dayt wiv husbind wus Gondoleerz!
OH!! Hao NICE!!!!
Ai LUV G&S! Yur daddicat wuz awn teh STAJ at Drury Lane???? Whoo hoooo!! DRURY LANE!!!??? WOW! Eben amatoor – waht a thrill taht must hav bin!
In ohai skool, ai wuz in teh chorus fur “Pirates,” an “HMS Pinafore,” an then did “Katisha” in “Mikado” an finalee – “Sweet Rose Maybud” in “Ruddigore” at Camp Darby in Italee. Ai think “Ruddigore” mite bee mai favorite wun. Fabulolso mewsik!
Yu did bof Katisha and Rose? Yu must has wide vois range! I luvs “Ruddigore” too. I has been in chorus twais for dat one. Maeks me wish I was bass or tenor so I culd bi gost!
Ar Salleh (hoo’s burday is tomorrow!!) hoo cant bee heer so much nao cuz ov her werk, just sent mee taht wun.
An ai am so glad to find another “Ruddigore” fan! Itz nawt so offen dun, an ai dont know wai.
Yes – ai did hav a wide range – a bit over three octaves – fur vocalizing purrposes! Ai wudn’t eber hav wanted to sustain enething haier tahn a D in publik!! Teh Katisha wuz in hai skool – an ai had a BEEG voice – an there wuz no wun else hoo cud doo it. But Rose wuz moar in mai reel voice.
Ruddigore iz full uv win en awsum! speshully wen ur set desyner comz up wif a mostest brillyunt way 2 mayk teh pikshurz com alyve. We puttid al teh gentz in dere kostoomz en taykt pikshurz, den mayd lyfe-syze fiberbord cutowtz uv eech uv dem. Den bhind eech uv teh pikshur fraymz wuz a box, payntid blak, wif a dor onna bak. Teh cutowtz wuz in teh fraymz until teh lytes went owt, den eech aktor opind teh dor in hiz fraym, passed teh cutowt 2 a stayj creew persin, shuttid teh dor, en stood in teh fraym in teh saym poze az hiz pikshur. Den teh lytes caym bak up, en presto, dere r ghostz! Ebry nyte teh audience goed “ooo!” wen teh lytes caym up. Den teh ghostz start singin ‘payntid emblumz uv a rayse’ en ebrywun gettid goosebumpz!
zomg…ai wuz in Ruggygore (at teh tyme wee called it “Bloodygore”)
manee yeers agoe in Cawledg. Itz hau ai met mai firs feyawnsay…!
Fawd memrees tehre!
Dat is awsum! One tiem wen I wuz in it, we did sumthing similur. essept we haded portruts ob the gosts on scrim. Wen lites were frum front, yu saw da porturt. At appropriut taim, lites in frunt went down, lites in bak cam up an da chorus mens was behind scrim in da same poses. Yu could see thru scrim. Den tekki peeps bakstaij pulled up scrims so actorz kuld step out. Wuz verry efektiv!
for myself and the rest of the “men behing the green curtain” we appreciate your…..um…………appreciation.
thank-ee
Yay, G&S! I haz sung menny G&S. I waz Littul Butturkup in Pinnyfor onct. Wus much funs!
Daddicat yoost 2 cawl me hiz Little Buttercup. Ai hazn’t gotted much uv a voys, but Ai lubs singin – Ai noe lots uv teh songs an singz dem wile Ai walk 2 teh shops.
Wehn ai com to Lundun next, annipuss – yoo an ai will hav to find a G&S playing sumewhere an go to it!
It’s sad, but it izn’t az popyooler az it yoost 2 b. Teh wun wiv mai daddipuss inwuz ober 60 yeerz agoe, an teh wun wiv huzbind, 48!
iz tiny vewy tiny, and i tinks i can make it too teh top of teh tall tall twee! i twies! and… ooooooof i fails!
iz smalol … but iz BIG in mai hed!
i twies agin.
climbing trees – lesson 1.
fist!
Him haz teh Tiggur spreshun frum teh Winee teh Pooh stawreez!!
sew kyoot!!
CHRGs @ teh reddee!!
Lets hoep hee bownsis liek tigger wen he fawlz!
kyootsum kittehz awlwaiz bownziz wen dey fawlz!! umless yew katchis dem nawt sekkund an gibz dem teh snorgul!!
an dis kitteh am berree snorgulishuss!!!
Yea…jus luk at teh belleh on him!
Oh, ai see taht liddle whyte belleh!! Irresistiblee snorglishuss!!
Tha belleeh… I wantz it!!!
ooooo dat belleh wuz teh nawt-sekond fing ai notissd!!!
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blargh! i r ded!
Oh noes! A neer fatal splort1 Ai iz late gettin heer today and hav nawt scene teh CCC, but Ai did sea thet u maid a gud recubbery a littl further down teh thred wif teh help of JCH4K. Hop u r feelin better. This kitteh iz dangerusly kyoot! Mai CHRG iz taped tightlee 2 meh head.
yes, fanks, 3 Cattails. I r okai nao, but haz tu wer CHRG at awl tiemz, an fink bowt teh tacks returnz, tu kownterakt teh kyoot.
thomas the tan-cat
errr, the little cat that could. *^^*
Ew tink ew kan get up, but kan ew gets daon agin?
I elm gonna clwimbs dis.
Jus’ ash mii!
I willow do dat.
oak rummz!! whut dredful punnz!!
Oak rummz????? Yoo ar speeking wif taht Ingerlish aksent again, ai feer!
yew will be sry
Punz iz poplar
Fir owshuslee sew!!
Morning LOLpeeps. Happee almosteded Caturday!!!
and happy 4th of july!
dis kitteh has got de amercin spirt! Happy 4th ov july to awl!!
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
doant’z knoez wut tihs feeng iz cawlld.
Knoez it muss beez clymed
Kyndaz lyke Currtinnz,
but Owtsyde. Tynee clawz seenk
deep. Naow t3h phunn stawrrtz!
Gotz 2 reech up. Nawt
getz Tukkseedo durtee az
hyndz clawz provydez lifft.
Kindaz lyke wawllkeeng,
but str8 up. Reech andz push. Hay,
Luuka me, Mommee!!!
Tukksee Kitteh sune
disskubburrz taht ‘Up’ iz mutch
eeezee~urr tahn ‘Daown’
Jack.
**clapclap** Bwava!
Deer Jack
Just when ai think yoo cud NAWT doo ene bedder – yoo DOO!!! Ai just LUV this wun!! “‘Up’ iz mutch eezee~urr tahn ‘Daown’” !! Sheer hebben in a fraze!
LOL!! Remindz mee SOOOO mutch ov teh nawt second teim ai went rock climbing! Up uz kwite eezee. Daown – ai thot “Blrargh!! Ai am abawt to bee ded!!
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Eye mizz da votin burgerz!
Oh, mee TOO!!! This wun wud get elebenty x elebenty – and tehn sum.
BUT – tehGrate Burger in teh Sky hisself sayed recentlee taht they ar coming bak!
So we don’t hav to lose awl hoep!
Yep, this iz where we needz teh votin burgers!
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Jack, ai thot ai saw sumwhere bak a long thyme ago thet sumone was puttin together a collectshun uf ur high coos. If they r posted sumwher it wud bee most wunnerful uf yu to shar teh site wif us. We do luv ur whimsical way wif wurds.
I tink I will nebber see aneeting loverly than Jack writtin about a kitteh in a tree. (apologies to Ogden)
*waeks up frum ded*
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awwwww, jack, dat r berry wunderful pome! eeben moar bedder than yur yooshul pomes, if pawsibl, liek JCH4K sed!
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*kant bear kyoot ub kitten an kyoot ub pome, goes bak tu ded*
Moe??? Moe!!! Ar yoo awl rite??? *chks breeething*
OK! *piks Moe up. Carriez hur to comfee sawft couch wif lotz of pillows. Putz hur down, coverz wif rose colored silk blankee embroidered wif silbur ellefants an tirgurs.*
ai think yoo just needz to rest a bit – TOO MUTCH CYOOT!! But yoo will soon be bak to yur merree self agian.
*opinz wun ey*
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whar iz i?
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*openz odder ey*
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whut a lubbly blankee, wif ellyfuntz an tygerz! ai feelz bedder awlreddy!
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fank yew, Janet! Hope yu iz hazin a gud 4 ub July, deer cheezfren!
Wii gonna haz tu cawl da firemenz iffin da leetul kitteh getz stuk inna twee!
Bettur cawl now in anticipayshun…tehy’ll be bizzy tonite wiff awl the dum peepul litin ther hans on fyre.
No kidding. Independence Day is nice, but I wish more people would leave the pyrotechnics to the professionals.
Heers hopin u all haf a saf 4th an all teh fyrwerks be splodin high inna sky an nawt on ur rooftops. Cattails pulls up a chair wif her floofy paws 2 get a gud seat, then rmembers iz afraidy uf teh boomers.
*Runs off to hyde unner teh bed*
Yesh; alla teh petz ar afraidez ov teh fyrewurks;
tehms bees nawt happee untyle teh foaurth iys oaver!!!!
An memember… *clears throat*
“He hoo goez forf wif a fiff on teh Fourf will nawt go forf on teh fiff.”
Jus sumfin mai daddycat useded to say (but nawt in Lolspeak)…
I knoze Iz can du dis iffen I concentrates berrie hard
Dis de las time I try help a skwirel…
Dis picshure ‘minds me ub babbeh animuls we had whens I was liddul. R mamma goggeh had pups, an al-sew ‘dopted an nursered a stray kitteh babee hoo my sister res-queued frum sum meen kidz. Oncet the babehs got biggur, dey all thot dey was same kinda kritturs. Un-till da dai wen da kitteh was bein’ chaste buy deh liddul goggehs and ran up a tree. De goggeh pupz try-ed to follow. Deh reunz fast and gets ’bout a foot offen de grownd, and fals obur on der backs. Liddul kitteh looks doun on dem and wonderz Y dey not playin deh tag-yur-it gaem ani moar.
Peeps all LOL very much at sillee gogehs confoozled by ‘doptid sibling.
dat iz awsum storee! dere wuz a goggie dat livd across teh bak fense frum us, mennee yeerz ago, en if u sed 2 her “Ladybird, go find teh skwirlolz!” she wud run all teh way arownd teh yard, bildin up speed, den ZOOM up teh tree trunk! She wud get az hy az teh roof uv teh howse, den turn arownd en slyde down teh tree trunk hedfirst. It wuz amayzin 2 watch!
Yay!!
2 gud storeez!!!! I luvz dem bof!! 
o hai ebbrybody..
happe indpin… happi entepend… happee imdapinz..
dang it !1!
happy Foarth uv Julyez !!1!
k thx bai
i r serpryze dat nobawdy has splorted frum dis pishur yet
Ummm, tineh bebeh kitteh? Fat rownd tummeh? Littlol clawz? Deturmnd espresshun?
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*SPLORT* *is ded from teh kewt*
Oh deer!!!1!!! 2 splortz!! and deh bended heer fer owerz!! Hang on!! I savez yew!!
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
*dives down teh fred to deh next splort.*
Oh mah gawd, roun kittehs is de best
TINNY BEBEH KITTY!!
*SPLORT!*
*slidingz down fred wif teh CCC.
Whee!! datz fun!!!!
Ok, I git twerk noaw.
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,awl deh braynez bak in deh hed noaw.
*Pulling on deh CHRG, dis 1 b habbing deh babee bunnehz on it.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
Tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U resting noaw.
*slidez down deh fred 2 dhe burfday fairy*
Tank u.
I dun know whi cute Bebeh kitties make me splort…
Hey, dere’s a fireman stuck in dis tree!
Qwik! Calls LolCatBurglar!!!
I thowt uv her yesterdai. I wuz in 4th of july parade, an dere was many fyremens!
burfdayfairyhastadodisfastbeforshesplorts:
HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today (an if yoo livez in teh US, all tehmz fiyrwurks are just for yoo!!)
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.*splort*
teh liddle rownd fuzzy belleh gotted me….
Mee tew! Dat widdle belleh iz sew kyoot! An fanks fur teh fyrwerks!
Aaaiiiieeee!!! Teh slidee pole is fun!!
*slidez down fred wif teh CCC.
*Klonk!! (hard landing)
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*seez eve and burfday fairy togezzer wif no braynez left.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop.
How I tell hooz braynez r hooz?
hmmm. Well, I gezz I just put sum in eech hed and hoping fer deh best.
*sigh*
*Tuk, tuk, tuk,
*Tuk, tuk.
Wii hab a 1950s baving cap 4 eech uv u. Pink wif see shellz fer deh birfday feery and green wif see horsiez fer eve.
*fastenz deh chin strapz awl nice and tite.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankeez.
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Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted!! heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee. in honer uv deh Boston Tee partee.
Aw, ai feelz sew speshul to bee inklooded in a CCC resq! Ai’m on-herd.
oh, fank yoo, cweenmj. taht feelz much bettr. like i alwuz sez, tho, dont fink it matterz much if my brayns are in or owt, but mebbee dis time i gotted sum nise wurkin bits taht yoosta belong to eve, heh heh heh
Hee hee! Yew don want dat!
Wut a dorabul liddel kitteh; soe kyuoote beyaund beeleef;
Liek teh liddel enjine taht cud; Kitteh finks her kan; kitteh finks her kan;
puff, puff; chugg, chugg; toot-toot; toot-toot!!!!!!!!!
Her wil climbez up taht tree; mebbee nawt tuudaiy, butt mebbee tuumaurrow, oar teh nexxt; her wil duu iyt, becuz her bees rlly deeturmined!!!
Oyes, kittuhn Qte, yu kan. Itz gettin daown aginn thatz gonna bii teh probluhm.
aw wook at his kyoot chubbi belli
u stink, u can
*as lil jinjer kitteh tumbls outa tree*
“i thot i cood, i thot i cood, i thot i cood…”
Himz bellyz 2 plump to climb treez…
maybe to wait tree hourz…den try again..
That belly is KILLING KILLING KILLING me.
Dis pic is maed of WIN!
The Pillows song?
I love that! Keep up the good work!
Awwwwww, is so cute, reminds’ me ofs my liddle kiddy Miwey…..