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Ai iz drownin in byootee
Akshully luks liek ur drownin in C’s. :-p
Gotsta fyn sum vest newais 4 halp!
happy 4th of july, where around the country women celebrate by having colorful cats burst from their cleavage
meow? purr…purr…purr…meow?
*headdesk*
happi 4th tew yew tew S.t.e.n.d
“and now, a patriotic display by our very own chesty morgan… all please rise to salute her ample, heaving decolletage as we cue the national anthem…”
PEW !!! PEW PEW PEW !!! PEW – PEW – PEW – PEW – PEW !!!
“and the rockets red glare… the kitties bursting into the air…”
s.t.e.n.d, im loling!!!
ain’t nutin butiful bout dat, mah frend :S
Uhhhh…a liddul help here ???
Luks liek kitteh needs moar dan a liddul halp.
Pour girleh, kitteh will uze de pointeh ends if feelz two skwished.
Ai hoep hooeber halps warmz der han nawt sekond
Oar elz girleh will be de won going EEEEKKK!
I’s will jump in an sabes you, kitteh!
eeck, be reeel careful what’cha ask for……*lusty grin*
O Hai Dan!! How wuz deh concert las nite???
sweet, he did a version of George Jones (he is a Jones after all) “He stopped loving her today”. Did it justice, which is just as well as I had to be there for mai cue. And of course mai favorite of his “You canleave your hat on”, the back-up singers were………..um………..welllll, I spent some time in the nawty-barn, if dat tells ya anyting.
*Dare I ask?*
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*oh, heck, y not?*
how mennee uv deh bak up singerz did u take wif u tu deh Nawtee Barn?
just the tall-one, (im mai dreems, annywai) wuff
LOL!! Yoo did it again! Ai just went fur cawfee – again!! ROFL!!
U wil haz 2 gib up cawfee!
***gulp***
Gib up cawfee????
Oh,teh horror !!!
Yes!! EEEEEEK!!
Sorreee – cudn’t halp it! LOL!!
U muss watsh teh tiem den iffn u haz 2 haz teh cawfee!
Ohai,Janet & Annipuss.
Ai iz aktually makin mai brekfast…wif cawfee..rite nao!!
Ai iz jus finkin its tiem 4 afternoon snakk!
Ai wuz rly ceerful 2 apdait ichc butt fowgott miselb 2 zat… Oh teh crooltie…
LOL!! A. . .TY! annipuss an eeckthecat – just teh “two” ov yoo! *snikur* So ai think yoo needs to go furst to teh Ty Boo Teek an seleckt yur prizez!
Ai’m still nawt shur waht awl iz there – teh boblolheeded kittehs, ov corse – an teh Cheezland snoglobes. Noo items ar teh prittee silk kitteh scarves an eerings an teh charming kitteh chess sets.
Gibbocat wuz heer nawt too long ago. Purrhaps he will be bak to shew yoo ebreething. Oar maybee cweenmj. . . But yoo can just luk around. An hav sum PI an teh PI stall! Ai think they ar fresh aut ov teh oven. Ai smell strawberry/Rhubarb! Ahhhhhhhh!!
Ai nawt has a bobblehed yet….ai shall get one uv those!
***shaykes bobblehed to make hed move*****
Strawbwrry/rhubarb PI ?????
Oh,yesh!!
***nom,nom,ooooh,hot,nom,nom***
hai meye happee ty type cheezpeeps!
welkum 2 teh Tybooteek!!1
speshulee een silleebrayshun ov dis lawlpik Mr Last haz hiz peepul werkin awn teh tree cup bazyer. teh Xtra cup am 4 teh kitteh nachrly.
git yur oardurz een nao 2 aboyd teh rush!!1
kthxbai
Hmmmm….will dat come in awl colors? ahnd in layce ???
An iz teh fird cup re-inforst agaynst pointee ends?
Teh Kevlar brayzeer?
Nawt a bad ideer.
Dat wud b yoosful wen u iz fytin teh wild blakkberris 2 cut dem bakk – dey haz pointy ends wuss dan a kitteh!
Full kevlar bodee suit
Veree useful when Momma Natoor iz not aktin like a lady.
eye haz handid awn yur reekweztz 2 Mr Last. An teh ownlee prollim hii seas am wif teh laysee bershun in keblar!!
( ov teh kitteh, hii meenz! )
Hii wuz wundrin iph teh anti-grabbitee beshun wud B poplur?
Taek teh wayt awf…
Wud nao bee a gud taim to bai stock in Mr. Last’s companee????
This “hawt” item iz shur to be a beszt seller!!
No wun will need to ware teh neklaces enemoar!!
OHAI, ai innerups yer commintz momentarily 4 a holiday greeting!!!
HAPPY 4ORF OV JUUUULAI EBBRYWUN
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Now yew will be returned tew yer reglar lolling!
Fanks Jamama!
Alsew, Gibbo, maek shoo taht Mr Last noez taht teh cat syze nawt nesserrillee sayme as teh, er,
u noez!
ohai zauberflote!!! ai has been tryin to catch u for some time……i can go o/t and talk aboot moosic mebee?
wud dat B a prollim wiv yur ‘cup oburflowin’?
ajustubbul bershuns am awreddee in stawk!
Yur ebbur lubbin Tybooteek tex caer ov yur ebberee knead!
Iz deh kitteh inkluded?? I’ll b taking 3 pls– wun wif kaliko kittee 4 ebbrreeday where; Wun wif orinj eggstraw floofee kitteh 4 dress up; adn wun wif a tuxie kittee 4 deh formal kayshunz.
Ohai cewwnmj! I wuz finkin u’s havta put ur own kittehz in it. Swe, I haz a berree fat cat hoo noozles liek he’s nursin, a medjum fat cat wif pointy enz, an a slender cat wif very very very pointy ens awl ober hur! Sew, teh fat wun will dew teh best, but hii’s bowt a FFFFFFFFFFFF-cup, an I’m nawt. Muss hab custom syzes!
But i haz no kitteez!!!
cheque in2 teh Tybooteek 4 yur ‘rentakitteh’ serbiz…
‘k. iz dere deliberee? wut r deh late charges? ….. I hab deh felin I may b keeping deh kitteh beyond deh 24 ower rental time.
OOOoooo. Stawbery/rubarb! I has not had dat in YERS! In mai mind, dat iz de very best pi in teh wurld. Only it iz hard to find. Uz has to makes it yerzself. An dey don’t sells rubarb veri offen, here. Sigh.
lulz frst
HALP! Ai is bein squished!
Why all those guis starin at me?
Um, mai eeyz be ups heer!
Yah but teh boobies be down heer. An ai don want to rubb yer eyes.
Lucky kitteh
Kitteh sudinlee furget wut him wuz kumplaynin abowt.
We iz bossom buddies
@@@@@!!
Man down…Ai reepeet, man down!
Dere ARE eyez wher ur lookin.
Hai Cheezpeep friends! I haz a sad… Gizmo has been found, passed away, under the bushes in one of his favourite observation posts. Requiescat in pace, Gizmo aka Jengis teh Cat. At least we know he wasn’t shut in somewhere. He was a rescue cat and had 9 gud yrs with us, amost to the day. Never a day’s illness (except when he came home now & then with a battle wound!).
Thx t0 eberibuddy h00 cent hoapfull massages & prayers!
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Oh,I am so sorry.Gizmo will nao go to play wif awl teh beebehs in princess mu meadow.
Sorry to hear that – but at least you know what has happened to him.
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Hugs to you.
ohai {{{{poohbear}}}} mai hart is wif yew…… ai had a close cawl dis week an surtinly unnerstands how yew feels. remember teh lurve, the rubs, teh hed bonks, teh snorgles, all teh cat hair!!
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jamamakitty, ai luv thet pichur uf teh kitteh lickin away teh tears.
Hugs to u, poohbear, fur ur loss. we all unnerstand ur sad.
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O poohbear, I iz sew sawree fr yr sad. Gizmo/Jengis wuz awbveeyuslee veree luvd and I iz shor he knoo it. I betz hiz nain yeerz wif u wuz eewulww hapee fur himz an u. It sowndz leik he went peesfulee in a plays wayr he felt hapee. Best tu yu an ebreewun els hu nood an luvd Gizmo.
I tew haza sad furr U . . . {{{{{{poohbear n gizmo}}}}}}
nebber EZ tew sai goodbai mi fren, but just furr a leeettle whyle
Aih seez u on teh udder side
Oh poohbear3931 – taht is so sad. An yet – in a way – happee. He died doin sumthing he luved doing. Waht cud be better tahn that? No pain – no sufferingz. Still
so sad fur yoo nao.
And ai know yoo misses him feercelee! Waht a hole they can leeve in yur hart. But – nao he can just lib there – in yur hart. An yoo can let him awt to play at teh Princess Mu Meadow ene time yoo want!! .
Sumday – maybee – we cud awl go there todgether – an watch ar hart kittehs an goggies playing wif eech other.
Yez, it iz gud he went ina favrite spot. Reedin thiz made me goes and hugz mai 17 yer old Tiger Jenni.
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I has a sad for u but a happy for Gizmo that he had such a good life wif u.
{{hugz for Gizmo’s peoples}}
Oh, deer. I is so sorreh, poohbear. I’m glad he passed peesfullee in his favrit spot, but it is sads he hads to leev you.
*hugs&
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Iz gud tu bii noain, but iz sew sad tu bii sew. Aye weap. Hugz mushlii fur yu.
manee hugs foar u, and hopes u can has happi memrees ob teh jengiscat…(wut a wunnerful name!) an’ hau luckee he was to hab an adopshun by yoo…
{{{{{poohbear3931}}}}}} i’m sowwy bout teh gizmo…but i no yew ar relieved to has founded him and no that he’s not in pain or stuck somwherez…{{{{{gizmo}}}}}}
{{{poohbear}}} Celebrayte his grate lyfe an all he tot yew….and greef for teh loss. I’z sew sary…it’s a tuff ting to fayce but we heer all embrayce yew!
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I am sorry for your loss, but glad that Gizmo had a good life with you, and died in a favorite place, doing what he loved.
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♥ It awlwayz b sad too losing a deer frend. Mennee aminulz goez away wen dey b feeling dere end kumming. Him wented 2 wun uv himz favrit spotz. So sweet. {{Gizmo}} Wii noez u will missing him evree day. But u will b noeing him had a happee life wif u. A much bedder life tahn b4 u gotted him. Adn now him livz 4ever in ur hart. ♥
{{{{{poohbear3931}}}}} I r so sawree taht ur ♥’d Gizmo b gawn. I r happee u finded him. I haz 8 kittehs-in-mai-hart. But I still goez owt an getz moar, ebberee tyme. I hope ur sad will becom Peace soon. He had a berry gud lyfe wiv u.
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{{{{rescue kittehs}}}}
{{{{{poohbear3931}}}}} i haz a sad for yoo. but sownds like was verry gentle an nachural passing, in wun ob himz favrit spots, him falled asleep happy an comfy an waked up in teh luvly meddow on teh ovver sied ob teh brij. yoo iz sad an lonly an will miss him but can feel comfortd knowin taht noffin reely horribl happend to himz an himz didnt suffer. {{{{{poohbear}}}}}
(us, or my hubby, fownded owr tiger-kitteh in teh yard liek taht wun mornin three yeerz ago, just falled over, passd away. was prolly frum a sudden kitteh-hart-attak, but wuz qwik an nachural, not frum gettin nommed or car-bonked or nuffin.)
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Iz soree four ur hearthurt and ur passed friend.
So sorry Poohbear- but glad you found him so you don’t have to worry anymore. It does sound like he went peacefully, and you can feel good that you rescued him and gave him many happy years!
Awwwww, Pooh Bear; soe sorree foar yuu adn yuur famblee!!!
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((((((poohbear3931)))))))
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so sowwy tu heer bowt yur loss.
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I has a sad for yoo too, an for mai own famlee as we losted our berry old kitteh yesterdays. At leest dey are in a better plais an are happytail again. Dat does temper teh sadness sumwhat.
Sendin menny good thots yur way.
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Teh hart kittehs am playin togedder in teh Meadow nao.
Tehy will look after eechudder until is tyme for us to joyn dems.
{{{{cassidy}}}} ai iz sry for yer loss……….. ai had a close cawl wif mai owld mamakitty earlier dis week. yer never redi, are yew. remembers teh lubs, teh leg rubs, teh purrs, teh hed-bonks……….an awl teh wunnerful compny. as JCH4K sez, yer lubbly kitteh is rubbin teh legs ob teh angels now……… patiently waitin till teh day yew cums to bisit
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Gizmo is at peace an playin in teh Mu meadow. Yoo can go an bissit himz ennee tyme yoo lyke.
Awll teh lubbed kittehs an kreachures will be playin wiv him an keepin him sayfe til,oneday yoo can be wiv him agen.
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may Gizmo rest in peace…
I can’t imagine how hard it must be fur Uz
Tell us how uz found himz?
stoopee wierd press dis shud beez unner pooh bearz commint
MOAR
Is dt Kitteh in UR Braw? Or is U heppy 2 See meh?
lulz
is it to late for me to become a cat?
FTW!!! :snerk: Vewwee kleber, Kleber F!!
does u has a beeleaf in reincarnashun?
bra padding. ur doin it rong.
even if wominz world sez dis is an ez n fun way to increese ur day-coltaj… duh-cojtil… deli-cottage… um boobies.
Dis wurse dan a loose underwire.
Dis underwire has ebbun POINTEEUR ends.
I wuz driveeng outta teh Folsum Prissun uddur day, (snurt, I sed uddur) and I
looks down and dere is a stoopid brassin frassin underwire sticking up owtta
mah shirt thretteneeng to poke me in teh chin.
Wutt are teh odds juss as I am drivin thru secyuritee a big peece ub metul bee
sticking outta mah clothes?
Elebenty to one.
In suvjett russeaaah, Boobie traps U.
ohio!
i can has b00bie trap? anehwon, pls?
kthxbai.
I can haz got meelk?
lemmi out lemmi out!
let us in, let us in!
Halp! Halp! Iz being repressed!
could I have a little peril?
Ai fink tihs kitteh bees iyn dehspehrite neede ov teh snourgle snourkle foar herseylfe!!!!! SRSLY!!!
silleh kitteh! -da bewbie trap iz well known, old az da hillz, -ACHTUNG!!!!
hahaha, lol dats hilarious !!
Yep, izza tyt skweez
Does anyone have any tips on things you should absolutely not do if you don’t want to be caught in a trap like that? I’m just thinking of my own safety, of course.
haw many kittehs r stuck down thar? poor kittehs. must’ve thot thar wer cheezburgers in thar.
ooooooo!!!!!!!!! wooooow! how iz u?
lucky kitty …
‘And teh Ceiling Cat said unto teh disciples, “Go Forthz and populate amongst teh land of teh boobiez!”
i wish i was that cat…
wow he stuck in some .C’
Ninja Stealth… Fail
BEST LOL EVER!!11
*sporfle!* I do hope you’ve also posted this in the “Cats ‘n’ Racks” section of Cute Overload!
Looks liek dat kitteh haz badd cais ov chin acknee. Tellz hoomin to wash kitteh-fais nd aplai auntee-bio-tick oyntment after mealz.
Srsly.
i wud luv 2 be tht cat rite nao
OMG! that is sooo hilarious!
fail
Pritteh dress nawt soo pretty in 3… 2… 1…
I wish i was that cat.