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Ai iz drownin in byootee
Akshully luks liek ur drownin in C’s. :-p
Gotsta fyn sum vest newais 4 halp!
happy 4th of july, where around the country women celebrate by having colorful cats burst from their cleavage
meow? purr…purr…purr…meow?
*headdesk*
happi 4th tew yew tew S.t.e.n.d
“and now, a patriotic display by our very own chesty morgan… all please rise to salute her ample, heaving decolletage as we cue the national anthem…”
PEW !!! PEW PEW PEW !!! PEW - PEW - PEW - PEW - PEW !!!
“and the rockets red glare… the kitties bursting into the air…”
s.t.e.n.d, im loling!!!
Uhhhh…a liddul help here ???
Luks liek kitteh needs moar dan a liddul halp.
Pour girleh, kitteh will uze de pointeh ends if feelz two skwished.
Ai hoep hooeber halps warmz der han nawt sekond
Oar elz girleh will be de won going EEEEKKK!
I’s will jump in an sabes you, kitteh!
eeck, be reeel careful what’cha ask for……*lusty grin*
O Hai Dan!! How wuz deh concert las nite???
sweet, he did a version of George Jones (he is a Jones after all) “He stopped loving her today”. Did it justice, which is just as well as I had to be there for mai cue. And of course mai favorite of his “You canleave your hat on”, the back-up singers were………..um………..welllll, I spent some time in the nawty-barn, if dat tells ya anyting.
*Dare I ask?*
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*oh, heck, y not?*
how mennee uv deh bak up singerz did u take wif u tu deh Nawtee Barn?
just the tall-one, (im mai dreems, annywai) wuff
LOL!! Yoo did it again! Ai just went fur cawfee - again!! ROFL!!
U wil haz 2 gib up cawfee!
***gulp***
Gib up cawfee????
Oh,teh horror !!!
Yes!! EEEEEEK!!
Sorreee - cudn’t halp it! LOL!!
U muss watsh teh tiem den iffn u haz 2 haz teh cawfee!
Ohai,Janet & Annipuss.
Ai iz aktually makin mai brekfast…wif cawfee..rite nao!!
Ai iz jus finkin its tiem 4 afternoon snakk!
Ai wuz rly ceerful 2 apdait ichc butt fowgott miselb 2 zat… Oh teh crooltie…
LOL!! A. . .TY! annipuss an eeckthecat - just teh “two” ov yoo! *snikur* So ai think yoo needs to go furst to teh Ty Boo Teek an seleckt yur prizez!
Ai’m still nawt shur waht awl iz there - teh boblolheeded kittehs, ov corse - an teh Cheezland snoglobes. Noo items ar teh prittee silk kitteh scarves an eerings an teh charming kitteh chess sets.
Gibbocat wuz heer nawt too long ago. Purrhaps he will be bak to shew yoo ebreething. Oar maybee cweenmj. . . But yoo can just luk around. An hav sum PI an teh PI stall! Ai think they ar fresh aut ov teh oven. Ai smell strawberry/Rhubarb! Ahhhhhhhh!!
Ai nawt has a bobblehed yet….ai shall get one uv those!
***shaykes bobblehed to make hed move*****
Strawbwrry/rhubarb PI ?????
Oh,yesh!!
***nom,nom,ooooh,hot,nom,nom***
hai meye happee ty type cheezpeeps!
welkum 2 teh Tybooteek!!1
speshulee een silleebrayshun ov dis lawlpik Mr Last haz hiz peepul werkin awn teh tree cup bazyer. teh Xtra cup am 4 teh kitteh nachrly.
git yur oardurz een nao 2 aboyd teh rush!!1
kthxbai
Hmmmm….will dat come in awl colors? ahnd in layce ???
An iz teh fird cup re-inforst agaynst pointee ends?
Teh Kevlar brayzeer?
Nawt a bad ideer.
Dat wud b yoosful wen u iz fytin teh wild blakkberris 2 cut dem bakk - dey haz pointy ends wuss dan a kitteh!
Full kevlar bodee suit
Veree useful when Momma Natoor iz not aktin like a lady.
eye haz handid awn yur reekweztz 2 Mr Last. An teh ownlee prollim hii seas am wif teh laysee bershun in keblar!!
( ov teh kitteh, hii meenz! )
Hii wuz wundrin iph teh anti-grabbitee beshun wud B poplur?
Taek teh wayt awf…
Wud nao bee a gud taim to bai stock in Mr. Last’s companee????
This “hawt” item iz shur to be a beszt seller!!
No wun will need to ware teh neklaces enemoar!!
OHAI, ai innerups yer commintz momentarily 4 a holiday greeting!!!
HAPPY 4ORF OV JUUUULAI EBBRYWUN
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1472579
Now yew will be returned tew yer reglar lolling!
Fanks Jamama!
Alsew, Gibbo, maek shoo taht Mr Last noez taht teh cat syze nawt nesserrillee sayme as teh, er,
u noez!
ohai zauberflote!!! ai has been tryin to catch u for some time……i can go o/t and talk aboot moosic mebee?
wud dat B a prollim wiv yur ‘cup oburflowin’?
ajustubbul bershuns am awreddee in stawk!
Yur ebbur lubbin Tybooteek tex caer ov yur ebberee knead!
Iz deh kitteh inkluded?? I’ll b taking 3 pls– wun wif kaliko kittee 4 ebbrreeday where; Wun wif orinj eggstraw floofee kitteh 4 dress up; adn wun wif a tuxie kittee 4 deh formal kayshunz.
Ohai cewwnmj! I wuz finkin u’s havta put ur own kittehz in it. Swe, I haz a berree fat cat hoo noozles liek he’s nursin, a medjum fat cat wif pointy enz, an a slender cat wif very very very pointy ens awl ober hur! Sew, teh fat wun will dew teh best, but hii’s bowt a FFFFFFFFFFFF-cup, an I’m nawt. Muss hab custom syzes!
But i haz no kitteez!!!
cheque in2 teh Tybooteek 4 yur ‘rentakitteh’ serbiz…
‘k. iz dere deliberee? wut r deh late charges? ….. I hab deh felin I may b keeping deh kitteh beyond deh 24 ower rental time.
OOOoooo. Stawbery/rubarb! I has not had dat in YERS! In mai mind, dat iz de very best pi in teh wurld. Only it iz hard to find. Uz has to makes it yerzself. An dey don’t sells rubarb veri offen, here. Sigh.
lulz frst
HALP! Ai is bein squished!
Why all those guis starin at me?
Um, mai eeyz be ups heer!
Yah but teh boobies be down heer. An ai don want to rubb yer eyes.
Lucky kitteh
Kitteh sudinlee furget wut him wuz kumplaynin abowt.
We iz bossom buddies
@@@@@!!
Man down…Ai reepeet, man down!
Dere ARE eyez wher ur lookin.
Hai Cheezpeep friends! I haz a sad… Gizmo has been found, passed away, under the bushes in one of his favourite observation posts. Requiescat in pace, Gizmo aka Jengis teh Cat. At least we know he wasn’t shut in somewhere. He was a rescue cat and had 9 gud yrs with us, amost to the day. Never a day’s illness (except when he came home now & then with a battle wound!).
Thx t0 eberibuddy h00 cent hoapfull massages & prayers!
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Oh,I am so sorry.Gizmo will nao go to play wif awl teh beebehs in princess mu meadow.
Sorry to hear that - but at least you know what has happened to him.
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