Next, add tuna
Next, add tuna Yeah it says add tuna….HONEST! No you can’t see
u needz 2 put in sum meow mix awlso.
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Dat wil maek it rly tastee
We can has fore wai tye! Whatz shall wii has fur sillybration?
Tuna catserole?
Hold teh cat…
Hold teh cat real snuggle like so he donut swipe all teh tuna.
*snerk*
Hau du yu turn a caserole intu a cat? Jus’ add tuna.
Tooner!?!?!?! Dat am ressipe for toklit caek!!!!
Toklit caek! Mai fabrit! *getz owt toona, chokolit, moar toona, moar chokolit, reely guuuuuud chokolit, mixing boul, whisk. Adds eburifing intu boul. Starts reeli powerful whisk. Chokolit and tuna gows flying eberiwere*
O-fish-yul conga rats Annipuss! Gotz a makramay wif leosmom,ohahtahgoosiam, anBGee!
Wut yawll habbin fur silleebrayshunz?
Dunno bout teh udders butt ai will has icy creem sammich (or tew). Is berry hawt heer onna Grate Planes.
iz mai nawt sekund tiem dis close to da top!!1! ai reqwest banilla pudding wiff stwawbewwies and boobewwies in oner ob da forf ov jooleye.
Does u want ur boobewwies wif or wifout teh sillybrashunal orng kittie jumpin out?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/04/funny-pictures-boobie-trap-got-me/#comment-369637
funny ting…ai gots boff myself…a orinj kitteh, and, well, yoo know.
Ai fansia tuna sammich fur sum reesun!
*staggerz owt carrying huge tray*
Here wii goez!
*Passez owt tuna sammichez, iyce creem sammichez, inclooding tuna flavur (well, they maykes em fur goggies, duzznt they?) an speshul compote ov banilla puddin wif fresh strawrberryz an booberreez 4 leosmom, who iz sillybraytin nawt-sekkund tyme close tew tawp!*
heer…let me halp…
*takes a tiny stwawbewwy from tray and noms it*
is dat bettur?
move ober a liddel, LM………… mebbe ai kin helps a liddel tew……. *ice creem sammich………. nommmmmmmmmmmm*
iz thar enuf for ebri wuns? iz big celly bray shun!
oh yesh, it is part ob ICHC majic
fud has no calories
drinkies has no alkehaul
ebbrywun is Fred Astaire n Ginger Rogers
an teh fud nebber runs out
halp yerself
Yummers. Thet’s why this bee mi happitail place.
We haz cheezcaek to shaer. No lie. Pliny fur eberyone and NO calorees.
oh mai, dats sum ob teh bes cheezcaek aib had inna lawnnng time, fank yew berry nomly
10Q! Iz old recipe mi hubby maeks fur speshul occashuns. He’s teh sweetie.
O hai zauberflote!! An moar conga rats to yoo annipuss! But may ai just yooz this spayce fur a minnit??? Ai need ebreewun’s hal[p!!
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ai am gonna be goan to Sheecahgo frum erlee tomorrow until noonish awn Monday – EST. An will have NO internet akcess!!!
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An tomorrow iz deer Salleh’s burfday!!! Since she livez in Collie fur nya, teh best taim fur her partee wud bee maybee at teh thurd pickchoor ov teh day.
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Cud yoo awl be there – if yoo can ov corse – an wish Salleh a very happee burfday??Ai am sooo sad taht ai cannawt bee heer, becuz ai lubs Salleh deerlee. Ai will trai too leaf a burfday greeting awn teh furst pikchure. cud sumwun pleez copy it an bring it over to teh partee???
Thank yoo awl!
Haz a gud trip,Janet.We will mayke sure Salleh gets manee Birfday greetings!
{{{{{eeckthecat}}}}} Tahnk yoo so much! Mai partee wuz so veree speshul an maed mee so vereee happee – it gives mee a big sad to think ai can’t bee heer fur peepl ai reelee care about!
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}
We will miss yoo berree mush.
Has a lubbly tyme an enjoi yawsef.
AND MOnday – teh 7th – iz charming yung Jimmba’s birfday – hiz 21st, ai doo beleeve! Az yoo menee ov yoo may know – he iz ma ‘dopted nefyew across teh pond!
an ai won’t bee heer fur taht wun EITHER!!!
So if yoo cud start teh partee awn teh SECOND pikchur ov teh day – ai think taht mite werk best fur almoast ebreewun. At leest ai will be bak in teim to jump in awn tath layter!
An – again – tahnk yoo veree much!
Ai don’t eben know if they will bee free to com to their parteez – as they ar werking oar maybee travelling – but they will SEE it fur shur!!!
Ohai Janet, wen u sai second, pikchur – wat tiem iz dat in cheezburgerz tiem?
Teh second pichur shud bee at 3 AM ICHC teim. Fur MUnday – jimmba’s partee
Salleh’s partee shud start tomorrow – Caturday – at 8 AM ICHC tiem
Teh tiems ar different fur weekendz an week daiz.
Ai reelee hoep ai got it rite!!
awh mai awntee janet, yew dew mek a fuss
dat ist ryte tho, ai am tew be teh big 21! ai can leegly sip beer in teh yoo ess! (ai’s been dewin dat in TTI fur 3 yeers nao!), ai has a liddul sad becuz yew won’t bee raowund, BUT, ai has biiiiiiiig happytail ‘cus ai know ai bee in yer hednheart fur the day.
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ai can has big rown uv happaws fur Janets ossimness?!?!
Yay fur Janet! Claps floofy paws! Anna happitail birfdai sillybarashun fur u tomorry, Jimmba!!1!
fnakoo 3C!! ai shall be presentin eberywun wib caek an bevrijiz on monday as part ob mai burfdae sillbrayshun, ai hopes yew can come along!
Aisle bee der.
Happy Birfdai in advance, in cayse ai get too busee at de pleh work Mondai, Jimmba!!
yew go NOWHERE until yew has a bloo name!!!
onlee kiddin…………… aym shur we can awl drive salleh crayzeeeee
an here’s a 4th of july greeting 4 yew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1477266
Aahhhh…
***taypes CHRG to hed titely******
Does bebbehs be splortable !!
dats teh berree byootymus pikchewr, jamamakitty!! 2 kyoot!!1
wai fank yew berry muchly……………
Jamamakitty, ur lol “Romeow’s cookbook” iz on teh voting paige #3 rite now. Kyoot! Cheezfrens knows Romeow’s recipes be gud!
We can has ICHC cookbuk? Do want!
fanks 4 lettin me know……… ai wish her wuz online…….
haz yew joined teh cheezfrens on Yahoo……… der is fyle 4 recipes der
Yesh ai iz. But ai habint scene that file yet. Mus dew moar exploring ai guess.
dis wut teh page luks like……….. under jewelry der are sum piks of my bracelets and smammie’s gorgeous jewelry
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1478130
Tanks, jamamakitty. Ai lef u a note on teh pichure.
ai hopes it helped yew find yer way round
or will wen yew get a “roundtoit”
Happeetaylz Forf uv Joolye 2 awl da Cheezfrinz!!1! Sorree I nawt rownd urleeyur, but me n mai famblee wuz awl gathurd at mai parintcatz hows. We nommed sum gud nomz n didded sum gud fyrewerkz.
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Mai boi kidlet thunked up uh gud lol 4 2dai — itz himz nawt-sekkund lol 2 maykit 2 da voatin payj:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1476400
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Happee Forf agin!!1!
annipuss – fastest fingrs in teh UK today!
Yay
kitty – there’s no tuna in creem brulle
MAJOR PLEH !!!
… uh, CREAM BRULE
Is dat liek
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Gogs drool
Cat’s rule
Cream Brule . . .
that was crule
Ai fancy fresh crudites okashunalee
is he a fule?
Dere beez menneh ub dem heer.
tehre iz in kitteh creem brulay. hoomins not haz to liek it, leevz more for teh kitteh
or salmon…you can add salmon, too!
wut, yew fink tuna or salmon nawt gud in brownies??
ai habs a recipe for choklit cake wiff sauerkraut. nebber could bring maiself to make it.
Sauerkraut & beer cayke?? Iz gud stuff….reely !!!
Dat sownds disgustin!
Tastes liek chokklit cayke(has cocoa innit).Teh sauerkraut & beer maykes it moist!
Sownds liek a wayst uv beer 2 me!
**snerk**
Ai gotta gud chokklit cayke recipee dat uses Guiness,too.
I use a Iyrish Boozy caek resssipee wen I makes mah krissmuss caek.
Is berry nyse… *hic*
Duz u mayke teh rum balls,too ?
**hic,hic**
No. Mah S-i-L duss tho.
*hic*
Sum ov teh weerdest tihngs tayst gud toogether
My famlee put horseradish, pineapple, mayo, sower creem and blak wall nuts in lme jello evry Christmass AND WEE EETS IT AWL UP!
Whut a odd mixsture!!
Duz yoo hab irun guts?
sounz gud to me!!! ai haz a recipe 4 stramberry n spinich saladz……wif poopy seed dressin………….. nom nom nom
Ai yoost 2 nom watercress an strawberry jam sammichis.
Teh stramberry and spinich souns gud, but iz littel hard fur me to getz a floofy paw inna lime jello and horsradish. Uf corse curious ketteh will tri ennyfing onct.
wail ai finkso mite be simular tew teh chicken salad wif grapes n celery n stuffs wif a dash ob curry init…….
OH. . .that’s reelee gud!! Totallee YUM!!
Poopy seeds huh? Adn awl this tiem teh kittehs thawt taht yoo hab tu plant teh poopies in teh lidder bawks, butt they neber grow eben tho they water tehm a lot.
yew changed yer hat!!! how do you duz dat?
an yew new dat ai ment poppy seeds, lol, ai maded a typo an lolled an left it
Yesh ob coarse ai new dat, but I cudnawt resist teh pun. Ai am sukkerz fur tehm.
Ai jes fotochops mai abatar adn upwoads a new wun to Weird Pretzel.
all yew yung peeps noes teh fancy stuff……. ai gets along ok, but nawt teh fancy like dat
btw, ai thot ai had added yew to mai frens…… yew has a request from me now
::luks arownd::
Yungins? Here? Where be teh carpet biters?
Aiz nawt so yung.
Ai fot yoo awlready added meh too? How yoo duz dat?
BRB
::goez tu confirm jamamakitty as fweind:::
Ai bak. Ai eben ‘member yor profile pic. Oh noes! Sumwun must hab nomed awr pwevious fweindship.
sumtimes is beddar teh second time around…….
sry to make sumptions bout yer age……. photoshop n yung goes hand n hand wif me
ai dew hab teh photoshop elements but duzznt fink it rilly duz dat kinda stuff
Noe worries jamamakitty. Bein a cheezfren mean nebber habbin to say sry, right?
Or iz u Polish??
Ai fynds dat udder Polish folks liek myself can eets jus abowt anyfing!!
nope, nawt polish………… gots sum german n sum irish (must hab been teh plague dat makes me eet innyfing) n sum engerlish n sum fronsch
ai’m pretty mush taht mix to
my fronsh+deutsch = Alsace-Lorraine
No, just plebian tastes
Teh recipe hadda hav kum frum sum 1960’s magazine, when Catsarole was King.
when catsrole not be king???????
cant kook much else
Ai bet u can dial teh phone like an eggs pert!
King Catserole is still on hiz throne, but teh Jacobites can haz teh delibery fudz on their speed-dial.
Leosmom, u shud tri it. If iz teh wun wif teh koko, Ai maik it adn beez awl wais teh YUM. saurkraut chipped awl fyn makes it awl dampish.
And then teh milks
Ai IZ teh ecksekutiv chef, u no.
Le Chef, c’est moi!
Ov kowrs teh kaek taest bettr wiv:
Anchoveez
Bass
Chub
d…
Dab
Elektrik eel
Fishy fish
G..
Gushifud
Hawt budder onna role
Icy creem sammiches
Joolye forth sparklers
K…
Kod….
Lutfisk….’
Mackerel….
N….
Narwahl
Octopuss
Perch
Q..
Quahog
Rabbit fish
Salmon
Turbot
U…
Queenfish(?)…..
Razorfish….
Squid…
T….
Tewna
Uvver fish
Velociraptor
Whelk
X…
nuts
oatmeal (?)
pecans
quince
r………..
Roe
Sammun
Trowt
U…
U dunno fishy nem with u n so dont ai
volans [aka flaing phishy]
whyt kittehphish
xrae phishy
yello purch
ze list iz finishd!
Corn grate shoe lace shuns! Hey, for z, we cud uze zebra fish.
Kibble (not)
Livah
Moose (er, mousse)
Newt
O…
Oktokitteh
Perch
q…
Whups, didnot see u up der tidmum
wehn ai waz a teenager, au had a boifren who thout he was kyoot ordering a tuna milkshake at teh drive-thru….until tehy maed won fore him!!!
did himz hab teh guts tew at leeest tayste it?
Sownds guud, akshully.
how cum wee doan got no smilees wiff suspishus lookin fayces?
WP, u git on dat.
I thot we can haz wun:
mayded wif : ??? : (ramoov spaysiz)
Wait, Aahz, dat suspicious, or nawseeated? *snurt*
aw = wat
I sleapee agin… I nawt sew gud at eevur spellin oar mis-spellin win Iz tyrd…
http://faq.wordpress.com/2006/06/04/what-smilies-can-i-use/
Aahz, ai comminted on yer boi’s most excellent lolpik!! on teh commints at teh bottom ub teh lolpage
Fanky, jamamakitty! I dun seen dat! Himz uhsleap naow — I shoaz himz inna moarnin. Himz will b sew happeetaylz! Rite naow itz awlsew steel onna bottum uv da sikst voatin payj…
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Deyz un insyd stoaree 2 dat wun az whale… We wuz watchin da fyrewerkz at da cherch Sunnydai nyt, n dere wuz sum uvver kitletz nekst 2 myn. Ebbree tym wun uv da fyrewerkz wood goe awf, dey wood holler “Dat’z mai fayvrit!!1!”, rigardliss uv wevver it wuz playn oar fantsee, wyt oar kullerd, kwyit oar lowd. Mai kidletz startid dewin it wiffem, n sew naow itz deyz fing 2 holler “Dat’z mai fayvrit!!” at ebbree bume!
But I’m making cookies…….
Wot, yu nebbber herd on Toonah Cukkees?!
Ewwww…Ai will pass,fanks!
Mmmmnnn, I’drather hab a skon like whot Teh posh bird innahat be nommin
Eeebnin Ambercat!!
Sh! She’s in dis guy’s.
Witch guy’s?! Ai had a dayt an neber eben gnu it!
Well, iffen yew aer making cookies, den uze sammun raber tan tuna.
Yeah, kitteh knows.
I want to hold your little bebeh paws.
I iz in Ur kitchunz doktoring Ur recipeehs
Rachel Ray kitteh sez u need to cut dis down to 30 minnuts….
ai duzznt fink Rachel cud say annyfing in 30 minuts, muchless cuk innyfing in 30 minuts…………… ai fink seh needs to cum out ob teh oben, seh’s overdone!!
Ai lieks to watch her “30 minnut meels” fer teh gud stuffs she maykes…ai has trayned myself to ignore her and focus awn teh fud
Richard Simmons kitteh sez u need to cut down to 300 kaloriees
Per day
For lief
Ai mae jus cry
Neptune’s days are 16 hours long. Ai heerbi deklare maiself an honorary citizen ob Neptune.
U r wise, indeed, oh jd.
I likez dis ideer.
Ai do tooo
JD, u iz Naptimean naow, kan u stamp mai passport?
Ner nashunal symbul of Neptune, nao renaymed CheezFrendWurld, is teh cheezburger. Stampyng BGee’z passport:
::chex teleescowp::
Yup, ai see teh flag onna teh sirface ob Neptoon. Beeg cheezburger and kittehs awl arownd tryeeng to nom it. Dat must bee teh pwais.
I can has dual sitasunsheep?
Of coarse!
Hmmm, maibii shud bii cawled “Neptuna” ?
good wun!
Sawree, Kitteh. Dayrz
no toona feesh in Hamz andz
Cheddurr Cheez Ommlitt
Hamz andz Cheez Ommlitt
berreh simmpull. Wut it sez
iz juss wut U getz!
Awlltun Broawn Kitteh
hoaldz himz graownd, but I feenkz himz
will looz tihs battill
Jack.
Alton Brown ref !!! Proof unce agin dat Jack be teh coolest poet EBBER !!
Brilliyant!
heh. reminds me of me as a kid.
eh, kitteh receipts alus ad tuna
eh, al ub kitteh receipts hav tuna
Nawt all. Sum cawl fore sammun an’ a few call fore chickun ownli.
why dis no taek mai comments?
Cuz it r a nommin brassur frassur an needz a hoofin frum a surtin donkey.
*looks rown wiff cuttee eyes @ WP*
an den I wantz 2 lick spoon
Can haz whip creem on top, 2?
Oh hai eberrybawdee. Ai cannawt stay too long. Ai habs tu get ready fur teh fyrewerks show. Iz ai too lait furr teh birfday sillybrashuns furr Unkie Siam? Ai gawtz mai partee hatz awn.
Conga Rats awl on teh nawt sekkund. Annipuss, wut iz this, yor brazillionth tiem?
Ai awlso habs an anownsment. Anuffer kitteh haz adopted meh. She iz uh bwack and whyte tuxee style kitteh wif two widdle whyte spots unner her noes wut luk liek buckee teef. Ai will habs pixsures awn mai profile paig tumawroh after she vizits teh V…E…T. Herz will kneads uh naim tho coz she iz still a bebbeh adn she nawt ‘member wut hers waz. She heard taht teh cheezpeeps habs berry eebloled intelli…entelek…smarts adn wunnerful senses ob hoomur. Anee suggestions?
wut duz her luks laik?
Herz is Tuxie Style. Mostly black wit white chest and bellee and sox. Herz haz a widdle white strip down her noes adn two tiny white spots unner her noes wut luk like teef. She habs white eyebrowse on teh left and black one on the right. She habs awl white whiskers.
duh sry, yew gab teh scription in teh nawt second post……. sheesh
ai will put on mai finkin cap an see iffn ai can cums up wif a suggestion 4 yew.. be carefull at the fyrewerks
Oh adn herz haz a beeg kitteh voice fur such a widdle thing.
She noe habs mew mew…she haz MEOWARR! WANT NOW!
C-U-awl l8r!
Arabella?? Isabella?? Rosalinda?? Rosina??
How bouts BUCKY?
huh?
wutt wiff dem splortee-cyoot littul wite marks dat look like buckee teefs!
I has speshul happeh furr dat name, cuz
1. Dat mah sorta nawtee butt affekshunut nickname furr mah mommeh
2. Dat name ub Get Fuzzy cartoon kitteh dat mek meh snurt.
Dat’s mah submisshun.
eet jus mite werk…………. i be innerested tew see wut him uses ……… how iz yew? wen sean going tew air force? hope ai member dat rite.
U memburss rite.
Him goin on teh 15th….I r eggsited furr him.
He goin to boot camp, den school for ellebenty millyun yeers…
U still cummin too see mee dis munf?
yesh ai iz!!!! i will fly tew Long Beach on teh 30th, spend sum time wif co-workers there, then ai thot ai wud drive 1/2 way to Sac dat afternoon/evening. luk like was 6 hours from Long Beach to Sac, don’t fink ai can do dat all dat day. so ai can drive teh rest ob teh way on teh mornin ob teh 31st
sew ai wud be in Sac by 10 or lebben………… an can spend teh afternoon/ebbenin wif yew. ai will make a reservation at teh hotel for dat ebening and keep cruisin in teh mornin
*pouting cuz i canna bee dare*
wut we gunna do bout dat?
Wai, u greedy littul…!
I bet u gais had parfays wenn u gotted toogeddur, too! An
laffed!
Ima go getta wattur balloon.
ohai, benebolint giber o’ avatarz:
dint no you were still dere to get a taste o my fabrite whine!
but to anser: ummmm, mebee moob yr meeting to my place?
hee- I’m trying to wind down frum the 4th o Julye;we just had 40 sumodd Peruvians in addition to assorted Puerto Ricans, adn a token Bolivian.
gibbur ub avatarz? i r confussed.
an, war r u?
sounds like a wild parteeeeee…….. yew beddar settel down 4 teh nite
ohai, cute lil d’onkay! i wunders if dey haded parfaits, tew.
awl i noes is dat i wuznt dere…
boohoo…
WUTT?
I fot u wuz dare!!!
*cubburs hed wiff hoofs* I r such a confuzzulled dummuss.
oh kafleen, ai finded sum sweat pea tendril pix dat ai sended tew mais oui an her maded teh abatar,,,,,
to kafleen: yesh, jamamammaakitty gibed me teh jpg fr my avatart.
duz u like it?
to jamamamakitteh: yesh, i shud to be settling doon, but i aer wounded up.
donut wry, i crash soonsszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….
reelee? It’s bootimuss! I wur admireeng it urleeur!
snert: shud be avatar , not avatart! must be teh whine…
plz tew tell our liddel donkee dat yew wuz jus whining cuz yew cannot be wif us at our cheezmeet
sniff sniff sniff
i wuzn’t inbited.
sniff sniff sniff
I noez dats why. Now I reeeeleeee confussed.
*snurt*
U r invited. How u gonna gits heer, doe, u parfay teezur?
me neeeever……….ai jus inbites maiself……. ask MJ
Oh, it wuz MJ u meeted, rite?
*sigh* Dis conversashun…I fink I r screwin it up.
i dunno why yu say dat d’onkay. you seem to bees dewin
fine n dandee!
here, has a parfait…
Dat r a rubbur parfay!
AND dere is a string attached!!
yesh MJ an I had teh Oh Hai Desert Tea………… an no parfait!!!
*whew*
Dats good. Doan wunt no parfay nommins wen i r not dere
too soopurvize!
oh, pooh berries. i canna fool you ( i fink dere’s a pun in dare)
*hides teh string*
*bwings out a Reel Parfait*
ai promizzzzz ai weel neber haz a parfait wifout yew!! did my plans sound like tey wud werk for yew?
Oh, yase! Dat sowns wunnurmuss…
An as furr YU, Miss O Spockin…I noes wutt a REEL vs. REAL
parfait is!!
hmph!
Wutt wur u theenkin? Dat u cud reel in a donkee?
Didja gais reed bowt dat donkeh in teh hole?
dang. yu is too smurt, erm, smart fur me!
you guize has a gut time. mebee sumdae wheel meet, eh?
mebbe 1/2 way sumwairz
mary o; iz ur blu name workin rite?
Kafleen and jamamakitty’s take me to their profiles, but urz takes me to the lolbuilder wif my own pikshures.
Iz tis teh weerdnes ov wurdpress at wurk agin?
I wuntz to go owt dere. U is in new englund, oh parfay
taunter? I nebbur ben dare.
Go to mine, BGee, den click on Mary O Spockin under mah
frens
me neeever……………….
Cuz Mary O Spockin bee on mah fren list.
Dats rite, dats rite..
*donkee struts arown wiff a prowd*
*donkee stops suddenlee at ebburboddy starin.*
Um BGee, I srry bowt dat. Mah link is
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-kafleen/
yew is certainly teh speshul donkey!!
but ai duzznt noes wai mais oui’s bloo linkie is sew tricky
takes me to mai profyle tew……… oh dat’s wun sneeky
tendril
I has confuzzulled dis heer place enuff. I needs too go too bed.
Nitey, ebburbuddy!
Fank u
It’s cuz she has her URL on here as MaryDouglas and the
actual profile name is MaryOSpockin.
gud nite………. ai fink ai needs tew head tew bed too………… mais oui ai hopes yew unwindz soon…… cuz yew gots tew fix yer linkie tomorrow!!
she prolly doin it now.
Night all.
zzzzzzzzzzwut!linkee not werkinzzzzzzzz….tomorrow is anotter dazzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*dwinkin strawng cawfeez*
*dunkin the last o teh biskottees*
*tesslacoyl, er, tessalatin, uh, testing abatar funkshunalitea*
yer linkie iz borked! goes tew default…..
hmmm. nawt werking.
onlees a few left!
*wanderz off fr moar coffeez & biskottees*
yikes!!
Anybodee wantz sum before dare goan?
okayz, waddoo i doo nao?
it duzn’t hasing anything to doo wif de Big Cheezez changing my usere name from my IRL name to mary0spockn, duzzit? You can still has my profile if you click thru the otter thingee my bloo naem takez you to.
dis wut yer profyle sez, so ai wud put dis linkie in the website/url field
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-mary0spockn/
yew will gets snother post, but cuz had teh h t t p onit is in holding pattern
make shur yer linkie matches what shows up in the url when you go to yer profyle page – be shur to has teh h t t p : / /
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-mary0spockn/
okayz. i go input data in dat input at teh weirdprez akownt.
brb
*sip*
*dunk*
*munch*
*test*
hmm. why duz my cursor on the scream haz a “dot” attach’d tuit?
yayz………… yew fixed yer blooooooooooooooo
duzznt noes bout yer dot…….can’t see it
click onna mouse…….sumtimes mine gets sumfin onnit makes the screen go upndown rilllly fast
Oh hai donkey. Dat wuz teh nawt sekkund naim I thot uv, but herz is a girl kitteh, sew I dunno…mehbee. N-E-ways, ai poasted sum pixsures awn mai profile, adn ai’m keepun track uv awl teh suhjestshuns. Fank yoo awl.
*gloats wiff a prowd*
Butt wait…Bucky not cans bee gurl name?
Oh, noes!! I shudda gone too bed! I has looked at teh kitteh
an now I has a Majur Hed Splort!
*woozilee staggurs off too bed wiff vishuns ub adorubbull kitteh
dantsin in donkeh’s hed*
plop
Afore kafleen maiks it to bed, NC66 comes tu da rescyoo.
CCC? Check!
*Sweepy, sweepy branes* Check!
*Putz back in branes holder* Check!
*Pat in plaes (jentlee)* Check!
CHRG? Check! Niec adn snug
*Duckee taip in plaes* Check!
Hawt choklick? Check! Biskawtee’? Check!
Floofy bankie? Check!
Otay – Yoo rest inda bed nao. You feelz beder in teh mornin.
ohai………… luv teh kittehs esclamashun point on teh nose
ai has a suggestion…….. how bout Marcel (frum Marcel Marceau) the mime
OH, dat cyoot!
Ohai nc66
I peeked at yaw pic’s- Whut byutimuss kittehs!!
Luvvin teh styrpe awn her noze. An teh big pointee eers!!
???? Mah Avatar bin steeled????
D’oh! Just borreed fur a minit. Phew!!
He he. I can has radar? Ai’l be bak in uh sec. I hab to maik a wardrobe chainj.
Mai assistant musta goan tu bed. Mai abatar noe chanjin. Aw well. Ai wuz gonna putz awn mai finkin cap (wit teh propellor). Mehbee Weird Pretzel will gib it tu meh tuhmawroh. Themz borreed mai’n fur uh lawng tiem dis wun.
Yay! There it iz. Noa I fink uv awl the kitteh naims.
Can nawt hab Flower ‘cuz dere iz awlredy wun in teh phamilee.
Hmmm…
::clanking noizes and smoke begins to come ouwt frum under teh colorful beanie::
luk n 4 wurd tu c n teh pics…
whut about Hermione (Granger), whoo haz teh large front teef?
Oooh, dat bee a gud wun too!
(Her meow on knee! hee hee)
mebbe herz name iz Ella
wif such BIG voice!!!
U noes, Ella Fitzgerbil
how bout fursythia? or Mimi?or ethall mewman.
An den it sez make cheezburger
Yeah, it do
Promise
It alsew sez dat a minimum resepe mayks elebenty cheezburgers.
dis recipe must require tuna… and a lots of cheez!(kittehs favourite)
INNYFING taistz bettur wiv teh toonaz.
Bettye Krokker Kitteh sez tuu addez teh tuna tuu teh mixxyng boal;
Butt haow muches??? BKK iys nawt speesifik; sez tuu addez lauts adn lauts!!!
Butt BKK, haow menny kans ov tuna; Sebin??? Elebentey???
(Mebbee teh iys a tohtully tuna rehsipee, wif nuffing eylse addid tuu iyt!!!
Tuna 100% strait up, jes liek Jak Danyulls!!!)
sneakee kitteh wants to make food taste liek wat he wants by foolin the hooman
next, take burger off of grill, put on bun, and put cheez on to…..yes, this is teh recipe for veggie casserole!
Oh kitten… shame on you. Don’t you know tuna are redlisted?
That was smart! Keep up the good work!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah aa aa ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
PuseeKatz R Da Kwaesiest Peeples
Katz R Insain in de Membraen
hilarius.
–Teh lexo7000 times
Why you tink you need to see? Silly humin! U not need to see. U r need to trust ur kitteh…