Comments on: we shall scratch dem on teh sofas,

By: Grant

Grant — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:44:51 +0000

Winston Churchill Cat FTW!

By: matty

matty — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 07:40:01 +0000

this is da funniest photo ever

By: josh

josh — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:08:01 +0000

der goes teh siren dat warns of teh air raids

By: Qasim

Qasim — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:48:46 +0000

kitteh overlord iz a natural leader

By: chuck-norris

chuck-norris — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:36:34 +0000

teh kitteh shal triumhp
ova teh evil homans
tehy wil neva surenda!!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:13:57 +0000

Tuxie Kitteh bemindes me ov Richard Burton, iyn wun ov hims sohlilokweez!!!!
(Iyn fakt, Ai fink TK ebben luuks a liddel bit liek teh layte iylluhstreeuus Misture Burton.)

Hmmm, jes fink; Richard Burton plaiying Winston Churchill!!!
Sadlee, iyt nebber heppined; wutta shayme!!!! 2 rlly faymuus peeps, eech iyn tehir oawn paurtikulure fieldez!!!

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:06:27 +0000

Jack, weez gunna puttez yuu awn Braowdwaiy wif yuur oawn showe, yett!!!!!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:17:53 +0000

Ai lukz forwurrd tew taht fyn daii!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:17:17 +0000

Sew…tihs teh UTHUHR Winston. Ryt?

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:45:58 +0000

Wile yoo iz skratchin – kin yoo skratch mai bak? A liddle lower, tanx!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:41:52 +0000

Mebbee yoo kin git dat pet nayl trimmer fing whut iz adbertizd on teebee… It lyke a Dremel rotaytin file wif a gard toprevent taykin too mush awf. Wunst kittehs gits yoostoo whuteber noyz it mayks, I bet it be gud…

R just clip da tips ebree fyoo dayz… Kittehs will need a scratchee post eben moar cuz clippin mayks da sides split moar offen…

I yoozd da big kinda nayl clipprs fur peepull awn ma kittehs, dey is cheeper an stay sharpurr lawngr dan da heyyoj pet clipprs…

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:50:35 +0000

ai can bees glitteh kitteh? ai lurbs sparkly fings.

By: thesharicat

thesharicat — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:25:55 +0000

Aw, this kitty looks like my old kitten Sasuke! Too cool if it is him

By: madamz

madamz — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:32:24 +0000

Er mebe wii jus dine in Basement ??

By: madamz

madamz — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:22:15 +0000

I takes mi kittehs en rowls dem up inna blankie ur a towelz reel titely, thenz aih gentlee pullz owt one pawz at a tymes sew aih ken clip it carefulli widowt receiven de wrath ub da poyntee endz !!!!111!!! Nawt sew bad aktualli

By: madamz

madamz — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:12:54 +0000

Awesome !! Took mi a whyl to git der, but I did !!! tanks fur dat !!!

By: madamz

madamz — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:08:20 +0000

I red awl Dr. Suess books tew mi kidlets so much I had dem awl memrized !! Usta coold recyte dem awl mi kidos cud tew !!

By: fiendishrabbit

fiendishrabbit — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:02:00 +0000

Soon or late the day is coming,
Tyrant Man shall be o’erthrown,
And the fruitful fields of England
Shall be trod by beasts alone.

By: foots

foots — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:58:34 +0000

I have a dreem,
tat wun day all teh black kittehs and all teh white kittehs and all the calico kittehs and tiger kittehs stand togetter, but not the orange kittehs becaus they are poysin.

By: marmot

marmot — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:54:30 +0000

Yup, luk moar liek nawt-see saloot.

Kittehs need lawnger toze so tehy can maek Victree sine. Sad fackt of histree adn fizziology.

By: marmot

marmot — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:44:27 +0000

Tehn u bettur hied teh can opiner 2.

By: marmot

marmot — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:40:21 +0000

N-Q. I F-N N-E X.

Ai has Steig buk CDB as kid. U 2? Tex mesajing wud gib Steig a happee, no?

By: marmot

marmot — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:35:19 +0000

Seussifying Churchill…taht gibs me LOL! Dr. Seuss mist cawling as speach riter.

By: aliceflynn

aliceflynn — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:25:30 +0000

den we bee obsquirrels 2gebber!!
(an mebbee glow-kittehs, 2!!1)

By: Animol

Animol — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:11:10 +0000

braveheart kitteh

By: jd

jd — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:54:50 +0000

Basement Cat haz cat toyz dat aren’t reely dere. When bad kittehs pownce on dem, dey vanish!Basement cat alsew haz Cerberus, a tree-hedded goggie dat bad kittehs aer playd wib by.

By: kittehcruncheez

kittehcruncheez — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:50:16 +0000

epic fail! nao u can has beetings from basement cat. no cheezburgers

By: jd

jd — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:47:47 +0000

Turnips
Urtica dioica
Veal steaks
Wolfberry
Xynotyro cheese
Yoghurt (organic)
Zongzi
——
Yay! Ai fownd reel fuuds four da reeeeeely hard letturs! An’ I ownli cheeted an’ luuked up sum ob them. Ok, all ob dem.

By: ImMortallity

ImMortallity — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:27:42 +0000

RAWR!<3

By: ImMortallity

ImMortallity — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:26:39 +0000

Taim foar mee and yew?
Ur grandmas stew
Vresh vlesh u can cut frew
W…

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:50:14 +0000

RAWR!

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:39:21 +0000

nawt sew obsquirrel! ai knoes it!

(duz that mayk mee obsquirrel??)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:36:28 +0000

’sydes, eye doan fink they rlly exhist.

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:31:41 +0000

ai trimz mai kittehs clause ebbery 2 wks or sew. yoo has to cut them frum the syde, nawt frum tawp, oar they will split. mai kittehs nebber skratch mee much (rilly onlee wuns when ai acksidentallee hurt wun of them). ef yoo don’t hurt or startle tehm, yoo prolly won’t git skrached, an if yoo keeps clause clipped they won’t bee overly pointy an won’t break skin sew eezily. start now when tehy iz yung sew tehy gits used to it! steroyds, do nawt want.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:25:21 +0000

nah, nawt neerly supple enough for a really good flogging.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:23:52 +0000

woad

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:21:41 +0000

R.O.U.S.’s?

By: stillapill

stillapill — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:20:57 +0000

Bravehart kitteh needz blu face paintz.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:11:52 +0000

I noe itz considered Evil 2 declaw kittehs, but I am afrayd ov B N scrached by my too noo littel kittens. Becuz I haz lupus, an so my immune system is naught so grate, akshually. I can has infekshuns rlly Easelly, and, whenever I git poked ore scratched (like frum blackberry thorns), I get nasty bleedz under my skin, that mayke me look lyke I am inna slasher film. (that’s whut my son no. won, who was a film (FVS) major sed.) It’s a type of vasculitis, becuz my blood vessel R fagile or sumfing, and then I am supposed 2 tayke steroyd pills. N E way, my grey tabby, Dr. VIrjay, came 2 mii as a stray, declawed on awl fores!!! (pore fing), butt issa berry gutsy cat. Baby Brother and sister hav little needel clause—not 2 bad yet.
Whut’s teh best way 2 protect myself frum skratches? Trim teh clause (whut’s teh best way 2 dew this?), Soft Claws (maybe 2 ’spesive 4 mii), ore whut?

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:04:44 +0000

Quackerz wif a ewe
Rozez in a stew
Sodaz at teh zew
T…

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:48:57 +0000

no shame, yur jus gravy fixated, you too have a thing for that wonderful combination of lubricant, adhesive, explosive, and currency. you are not alone.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:45:46 +0000

B S U R S U C S I M I M

By: WiljamiDzay

WiljamiDzay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:44:10 +0000

Lolgar? iz eezee

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:43:45 +0000

well, whutever it taykes….

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:42:43 +0000

I knot noe my ABSeize!!!
Nutz, Oatmeel, and POOR-Idge..,

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:41:06 +0000

Nutz (and bolts),
Oatmeal (and groats),
gravey (inna boat)

By: jd

jd — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:38:22 +0000

Iffen dey’re gowing tu fayl, dey may az well fayl in styel.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:37:23 +0000

haf U had N E badd laffz? Boowaaah, ha, ha!!!!

By: jd

jd — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:34:46 +0000

Jelli
Kornflakes
Liquorice Allsorts
Marmalade (taken from Paddington Bear’s supply)
N….

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:33:29 +0000

Jamb,
koe-koe,
LUMpFisch Kaviar