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we shall scratch dem on teh sofas,


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we shall scratch dem on teh sofas, we shall scratch dem in teh gardens, we shall nebur surrendur!

until we gits caught nd put in jayl.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

bunniwaz

Conga ratz onna nawt secund spot uv teh nawt-secund ty, ohah!!

ohahtahgoosiam

O hai bunniwaz! Fanks. Iz mai sekkond nawt sekkond. Iz berry prowd!

bunniwaz

I hadda reely nawt sekund nawt twice. Iz more den happee to be nawt-furst half of nawt-sekund!!! Wud joo like a mango margereeta?

ohahtahgoosiam

I be haben a Katluah wif creem. Is homemade. Berry gud. *pores a shot into cordial glass and passes to bunniwaz*

bunniwaz

NOMNOMNOM…iz berry gud, tanks!! Cheez!!

 
 
 
 
 
jd

Nebbur, in da feeld ob kitteh lolling, haz sew mush beyn nommed bai sew menni. Dat’s sole stew.

 
foots

I have a dreem,
tat wun day all teh black kittehs and all teh white kittehs and all the calico kittehs and tiger kittehs stand togetter, but not the orange kittehs becaus they are poysin.

 
 
 
nightshayde

We shall scratch them in a boat. We shall scratch them with a goat.

 
eeckthecat

Aaahhh,Dr.Seuss……ai used to kno dat book by hart…nawt aneemore!

sarahbear

dats a qwote frum dr. seuss….sounds vulgar…
how do u turn vulgar into lolspeak?

Aahz

We lurn bai dewin … n we dew it uh lawt rownd heer ;-) Datz Y we can haz da Nottee Barn…

 
madamz

Oh Hai sarahbear. Wuz wunderz hoa owld u mite biii?
Do U members Dr. Seuss?

sarahbear

i’m a teenager….
i remember dr. seuss…
my favorite book by him was the fish book

kitkay

WOn Fisch, too Fisch, red Fisch, bloo Fisch??

 
madamz

I red awl Dr. Suess books tew mi kidlets so much I had dem awl memrized !! Usta coold recyte dem awl ;-) mi kidos cud tew !!

 
 
 
WiljamiDzay

Lolgar? iz eezee :D

 
 
marmot

Seussifying Churchill…taht gibs me LOL! :) Dr. Seuss mist cawling as speach riter.

 
 
jd

Ai cud nawt, wud nawt nom dem heer or dere. Ai cud nawt nom dem anywere.
Ai du nawt wont green pegs and yam. Ai du nawt wont dem Sham Buys Yams.

kitkay

F U N E X?

S, I F X.

F U N E M?

S, I F M.

OK, I L F M N X.

(desipher hint: Just pronouce each letter, and yoo will fynd teh sintexes. (sort of))

 
marmot

N-Q. I F-N N-E X.

Ai has Steig buk CDB as kid. U 2? Tex mesajing wud gib Steig a happee, no?

 
madamz

Awesome !! Took mi a whyl to git der, but I did !!! tanks fur dat !!!

 
 
 
Aahz

Wun fudz. Too fudz.
Red fudz. Bloo fudz.
Blak fudz. Bloo fudz.
Owld fudz. Noo fudz.

madamz

Meetz thing 1 en thing 2
Oh teh tings dat thayll do

 
madamz

hawp on pawp
stawp
du nawt hawp on pawp

 
madamz

go dawggie go
beeg dawg leetle dawg
red dawg bloo dawg
dew U liek mi hatz

Aahz

I dew! I liekz dat pardee hat!!

jd

Wat wur awl der thyngs “Lolcat wib a bat” nom in the chyldrun’s howse?
Appuls
Bananananas
Cheez
Downuts
Eggs (nawt green)
Fysh
G….

Aahz

Green eggz n
Ham
Ise kreem
J…

kitkay

Jamb,
koe-koe,
LUMpFisch Kaviar

 
jd

Jelli
Kornflakes
Liquorice Allsorts
Marmalade (taken from Paddington Bear’s supply)
N….

kitkay

Nutz (and bolts),
Oatmeal (and groats),
gravey (inna boat)

kitkay

:oops: I knot noe my ABSeize!!!
Nutz, Oatmeel, and POOR-Idge..,

stagehanddan

no shame, yur jus gravy fixated, you too have a thing for that wonderful combination of lubricant, adhesive, explosive, and currency. you are not alone.

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PercyCat

Quackerz wif a ewe
Rozez in a stew
Sodaz at teh zew
T…

 
ImMortallity

Taim foar mee and yew?
Ur grandmas stew
Vresh vlesh u can cut frew
W…

 
jd

Turnips
Urtica dioica
Veal steaks
Wolfberry
Xynotyro cheese
Yoghurt (organic)
Zongzi
——
Yay! Ai fownd reel fuuds four da reeeeeely hard letturs! An’ I ownli cheeted an’ luuked up sum ob them. Ok, all ob dem.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ivory Bill

If they fail to cast their vote
We shall beat them with a stoat

kitkay

now, that’z just way 2 raandumm.

stagehanddan

I dunno, gettin flogged wit a rodent of unusual viciousness would probabably entice me to vote.

kitkay

well, whutever it taykes….

 
stagehanddan

nah, nawt neerly supple enough for a really good flogging.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
lainofthewired

Nebur surendur! Neber stahp! Alwais Furrrward! Alwais- AH SMELZ CATSNIP! *runs off stage*

Rhianimator

*Hides teh catsnip* Do Not Want kitteh tyrats 2 blo teh subl kitteh ebil planz

marmot

Tehn u bettur hied teh can opiner 2.

 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Winston Churchlol kitteh will be sober in teh mornings but u will still be teh ugly.

DavecanhasDrTinycat

Nebber in teh feeld of kitteh conflict, has so muches been nommed by so few.

lolcatburglar

I has nothing to offer but my bodily flooids. Not so grate, ackshually.

Kayjoy

red cross iz always lookin fur a few gud pints

jd

Red Cross can buy deir own beer, jus’ liek eberybodi else.

 
Aahz

I cood yooz uh gud pynt rite bowt naow… Ginness, prefrublee…

 
 
 
 
 
bunniwaz

Wutz teh colors uv teh Kittehland Flag??

bunniwaz

Mebbe a nipleaf onna field uv gushifud?

 
 
leosmom

pink to match da toezes, gween to match da eyes, and white to match da pointy-ends.