we shall scratch dem on teh sofas,
we shall scratch dem on teh sofas, we shall scratch dem in teh gardens, we shall nebur surrendur!
until we gits caught nd put in jayl.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: lobs2
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We shall scratch dem everywhere!
Conga ratz onna nawt secund spot uv teh nawt-secund ty, ohah!!
O hai bunniwaz! Fanks. Iz mai sekkond nawt sekkond. Iz berry prowd!
I hadda reely nawt sekund nawt twice. Iz more den happee to be nawt-furst half of nawt-sekund!!! Wud joo like a mango margereeta?
I be haben a Katluah wif creem. Is homemade. Berry gud. *pores a shot into cordial glass and passes to bunniwaz*
NOMNOMNOM…iz berry gud, tanks!! Cheez!!
Nebbur, in da feeld ob kitteh lolling, haz sew mush beyn nommed bai sew menni. Dat’s sole stew.
I have a dreem,
tat wun day all teh black kittehs and all teh white kittehs and all the calico kittehs and tiger kittehs stand togetter, but not the orange kittehs becaus they are poysin.
CHHAAARRRGGGEE!!!
We shall scratch them in a boat. We shall scratch them with a goat.
Mite wanna ax teh goat furst.
Aaahhh,Dr.Seuss……ai used to kno dat book by hart…nawt aneemore!
dats a qwote frum dr. seuss….sounds vulgar…
how do u turn vulgar into lolspeak?
We lurn bai dewin … n we dew it uh lawt rownd heer
Datz Y we can haz da Nottee Barn…
Oh Hai sarahbear. Wuz wunderz hoa owld u mite biii?
Do U members Dr. Seuss?
i’m a teenager….
i remember dr. seuss…
my favorite book by him was the fish book
WOn Fisch, too Fisch, red Fisch, bloo Fisch??
I red awl Dr. Suess books tew mi kidlets so much I had dem awl memrized !! Usta coold recyte dem awl
mi kidos cud tew !!
Lolgar? iz eezee
Seussifying Churchill…taht gibs me LOL!
Dr. Seuss mist cawling as speach riter.
Ai cud nawt, wud nawt nom dem heer or dere. Ai cud nawt nom dem anywere.
Ai du nawt wont green pegs and yam. Ai du nawt wont dem Sham Buys Yams.
Green XEgg Celent !!
F U N E X?
S, I F X.
F U N E M?
S, I F M.
OK, I L F M N X.
(desipher hint: Just pronouce each letter, and yoo will fynd teh sintexes. (sort of))
B S U R S U C S I M I M
N-Q. I F-N N-E X.
Ai has Steig buk CDB as kid. U 2? Tex mesajing wud gib Steig a happee, no?
Awesome !! Took mi a whyl to git der, but I did !!! tanks fur dat !!!
Wun fudz. Too fudz.
Red fudz. Bloo fudz.
Blak fudz. Bloo fudz.
Owld fudz. Noo fudz.
Meetz thing 1 en thing 2
Oh teh tings dat thayll do
hawp on pawp
stawp
du nawt hawp on pawp
go dawggie go
beeg dawg leetle dawg
red dawg bloo dawg
dew U liek mi hatz
I dew! I liekz dat pardee hat!!
Wat wur awl der thyngs “Lolcat wib a bat” nom in the chyldrun’s howse?
Appuls
Bananananas
Cheez
Downuts
Eggs (nawt green)
Fysh
G….
Green eggz n
Ham
Ise kreem
J…
Jamb,
koe-koe,
LUMpFisch Kaviar
Jelli
Kornflakes
Liquorice Allsorts
Marmalade (taken from Paddington Bear’s supply)
N….
Nutz (and bolts),
Oatmeal (and groats),
gravey (inna boat)
Nutz, Oatmeel, and POOR-Idge..,
no shame, yur jus gravy fixated, you too have a thing for that wonderful combination of lubricant, adhesive, explosive, and currency. you are not alone.
Quackerz wif a ewe
Rozez in a stew
Sodaz at teh zew
T…
Taim foar mee and yew?
Ur grandmas stew
Vresh vlesh u can cut frew
W…
Turnips
Urtica dioica
Veal steaks
Wolfberry
Xynotyro cheese
Yoghurt (organic)
Zongzi
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Yay! Ai fownd reel fuuds four da reeeeeely hard letturs! An’ I ownli cheeted an’ luuked up sum ob them. Ok, all ob dem.
If they fail to cast their vote
We shall beat them with a stoat
now, that’z just way 2 raandumm.
I dunno, gettin flogged wit a rodent of unusual viciousness would probabably entice me to vote.
well, whutever it taykes….
R.O.U.S.’s?
nah, nawt neerly supple enough for a really good flogging.
’sydes, eye doan fink they rlly exhist.
RAWR!
RAWR!<3
Nebur surendur! Neber stahp! Alwais Furrrward! Alwais- AH SMELZ CATSNIP! *runs off stage*
*Hides teh catsnip* Do Not Want kitteh tyrats 2 blo teh subl kitteh ebil planz
Tehn u bettur hied teh can opiner 2.
Winston Churchlol kitteh will be sober in teh mornings but u will still be teh ugly.
Nebber in teh feeld of kitteh conflict, has so muches been nommed by so few.
I has nothing to offer but my bodily flooids. Not so grate, ackshually.
red cross iz always lookin fur a few gud pints
Red Cross can buy deir own beer, jus’ liek eberybodi else.
I cood yooz uh gud pynt rite bowt naow… Ginness, prefrublee…
Wutz teh colors uv teh Kittehland Flag??
Mebbe a nipleaf onna field uv gushifud?
Glitter and Clear.
Inbizibul n c-throo
pink to match da toezes, gween to match da eyes, and white to match da pointy-ends.