OMG! U lock me outside NAKED
OMG! U lock me outside NAKED
heer. spray on dis tan nd u nawt feel sew nakkid.
picture: Bernadette. lol caption: DeathVirus
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Oh noes… skwirrleyy!!!
Did Ebil Maus leeve u owt there???
*fumes*
Just WAYTE till he gets bak….
Congratshumalashuns Leeza on top spot an gettin a comminy awn ur commint wiv teh saem tiem!
fanks Annipuss!
I fink it was adre, adri, um, rush uv energiez seein wun uv my poor skwirrlz all nekkid and cold owtside!
No tellin ware the rest of tehm are!
Iz dis wun ov teh nuk-lee-r racing skqirrels, leeza-b? Oar wun ov teh regular, whippy cream skwirrls? Gotta let it in, kwik.
I fink wun of the reglars. The noocleur wuns is self-heetin u noes.
Congaratz Leeza-b!!!1 Nifty Tiepin award gows 2 yew!!
Gud 2 c dat yur kerrin 4 yur skwrlz soe dat teh pyz getz awl teh wippee creem wii neadz!!
An wyol eyem hear mebbeh eye kanz haz teh peace ov teh appul n wawlknut py…. kthxpie nommnomm
oh dat maiks moor sens
Konga-rat shoelaces 4 obmoes dobbel-nawtsekkund, leeza-b =)
Conga Skwirrlz, leeza-b. U b at deh tawp uv deh 5 way ty!!!
Hay MJ, can I go OT heer, sinse u is so smart abowt dese things?
I has tried to add a lol as a favrite and it just says ‘unfavrit’ when I click ‘add to favrits’…. wut am I doin rong??
It automatically sez dat….teh favorite will still be in yer profile.
“Unfavorite” means that you want to take it off your list of favorites. If you click “Favorite,” it *should* go into your list on your profile.
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Oar is it jus nawt werkin today fur sum reezin?
well, wun uv them went, but wun of tehm didn’t… hoo knows?
wuz LCB around?
Mary O!! u changed ur abatar!!
I b
Leeza-b —
I not noeing y it did’t appear in ur list uv faborites.
habbing even moar probblemz uv mine own. Wen I b
logged in, I can only seeing deh 1st and last pages of mai
frenz, oar enneebuddeez frenz. wen I b logged owt I can
seeing awl deh frenz uv enneebuddee. I hab rotinged 2
deh cheezmeisterz adn dey b thinking bowt it. But I still
b getting moar frenz!
I b deh fren theef. I steeling ebbreewunz frenz.
Mwaahahhahahahhaha!!!!
*tippee-toe in*
I’m in yer profile, steelin yer frenz!!!!!
*tippee-toe owt*
Hai cweenmj! Moar tekkee queschuns. Az yoo may know – ai still hav awnlee a number!! An poor stagehanddan an MeONyx came to bee mai frenz – an had no idea then where they were!! LOL!
But – hao do ai ask yoo to be mai frend??? Ai cant klick awn yur name. . .so hao do ai doo it??
An LBC iz setting up a NOO profile fur mee!!! She be GIVING me wun!! Nawt taking it away!!
But if yoo wud laik to bee mai fren fur teh meen wile at mai number (LOL!! – luks laik a am in prizon laik Jean Valjean!!) – wud bee fun. an teh odder two cud uze the companeee!
Janet! Check ur e-mails! U can has noo profile rite now! No moar number!
Well, that is… u still has teh one wif teh number, but u can just ignoar that one now.
If peeps wants to be ur fren for now, they can goes to my profile and find u in my frenz list and get to u that way.
*fallz down awn knees an kisses teh hem ov . . .waht ar yoo waring?? *
*luks up wif teers ov joi an gratitood streeming down hur fayce. Wypes fayce wif med floofy whyte paw*
O thank yoo, o nobul lolcatburglar!! Ai hav bin there, an saw waht yoo didz! LOLOLOLOL
An ai thank yoo elebentee sum time.
HOWever – ai cant doo it rite nao. Ai wuz just popping in heer reel qwik an saw awl mai deer frenz, so just had to speek.
Ai hav just wun hour to get teh truk cleered awt an teh drinks an refrehminz reddee. We ar awl going to teh fyrewereks in Baroda at 7. An wont bee hoam til midnite. Tomorrow we awl go to see tehm awn teh beech in St Joe.
But ai hope urlee tomorrow ai can takkul it. Ai wud doo sum liddle harts heer, but ai dont know hao, an eneway they just luk laik liddle sticks awn mai pewter!
*luks pathetic* But. . .hao doo ai go to yur profile???
Yay!! fank yew LCB fer hepping ower deer fren Janet!! now we can b habbing her on ower frendz listez. I awlreddee puttinged in mai rekwest!!!
Silly: *U* doesn’t has to. Everybuddy else does.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-lolcatburglar/
u can finding me at deh
aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com slash pictures-by-cweenmj
‘Corse ya hafta use deh reel htt etc. and replace deh ‘dot’ wif a reel . and taking owt awl deh spaces.
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Everbudde haz deh same address — deh onlyest diffruns b deh name at deh bery endingz.
F’rinstans: Tidmum is
aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com slash pictures-by-Tidmum
Leeza-b is
aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com slash pictures-by-leeza-b
Jamamakitty is
aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com slash pictures-by-jamamakitty
adn on and on adn on.
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Oar u can find sumwun on sumbuddeez frendz
list, klik on deh profile adn add them to ur
frendz list frum dere.
*fawls down again. Kisses hem ov cewwnmj’s royal gold satin studded wif diamons an emeralds gown* xxxxxxxxxx
*sniff* Thank yoo too! Ai just doan know waht ai wud doo wiffaut frenz laik yoo an lolcatburgar! But ai know waht ai WUDNt do – an taht is hav a profile an frenz awn it!!
Deer Dame Janet,
u noez wii wud dew ennefing fer u.
Schmooz 2 yooz.
Now just going 2 ur lubbleee new profile and
klik on frenz, den frendz requests and accept
awl deh peepz hoo wantz 2 b ur frenz.
An . . .*duz happee dans* ai hav mai furst frend. lolcatburglar. Wich iz VERREE fitting, becuz we go WAAAAAY bak!! To teh verree furst ICHC advenchre – ebber!!
An nao ai must reelee go. Ebreewun will bee heer an ai will still be sitting heer doing mai favorite thing! Playing wif mai deer frenz! XXXXX to yoo awl!
I’z freezin mah nuts orf!!
Bwahahahahahahahasnblkfn ;pnrojea#rjw:mbmdzg n,.k
Ooops; Ai felld awn teh keebord, laffin!
Laff until it QWERTs.
oh verree gud!
*g-r-o-a-n*
*hedyuiop*
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*gasps in shock at JCH4K’s comment*
Sorree… I can reed asst… ashtey… asrik…. I can reeds teh starz
OMG — itz full uv starz
Prolly mai awl-time favrit pixure.
u shore it wuz jus laffin?
Er, iz a she-skwirrl Ai finkso!
lulz
I guess it did freez deh nutz off. :snerk:
Oops! sowy.
Eever let me in oar frow me a roeb
Let mii in noaw!!!
nopes. not until i can haz aplologee.
Ok I sowwy you butt look fat . . ok?
um. aplologee, yr dewin it rong!!
*snikr*
Ok, I sowwy I sayed you buttz look fat. Nao lemme in!
ROFL!!! Ai think yur maeking it werserer!1 LOL!
when yer nek deep inna hole, drop the shovel and qwit diggin!
Okays, nao I seez how it am . . .
You says “Nebber lies to mees, you says.” So wen I tells teh troof, I gets in trubbles. I not nebber figgers owt teh wimmins.
Women, be they mamalian, amphibian, or reptilian I will never figure them out. (attributed to Han Solo)
We lubs to be mistereeous !!!!
Or iz dat mischeevious ???
Bai da tym uh man kin reed uh woomin liek uh buk, himz 2 owld 2 kullekt uh lyberree…
Lol! husband laff til he cry!!!
tehn wen wife skwirll getz bak in, he seep owtsyde.
iffen he sleeps atall, and iffen he sleeps……….does ‘im wakes up!
Oh, he’s wayk up. In teh catfuud bowl.
Meh nuts r showin n awl… Lemme in plz
I tawt I saw sum skwerl b**bs!
Eever dat or its nuts haz moobed!
dunno for sure, but have experienced cold-shock sufficient to “seem” to have caused testicular migration to the chest cavity.
YMI, Dan, TMI!!!
yea? well sry, but you hit a small lake (really big puddle inna highway) at 70 mph, onna motorcycle, in december (prolly 40 degrees high)
I thought it was tonsils regrowing at first, but eventually warmed back up.
/r//////////ofm ROFJ= ca;t evebtype – laffing too hard!1 LLol!
Dere wuz significant shrinkage.
Top-les skerwl b-heyn glas.. Sauns lyk Amsturdam…
Ai fort dem wuns iz awn teh insied lukkin owt…
Thymes, dey aer a-chaynchink.
“Hello, Bee Kee Neez R Us??, Iz ordrin 4 tawps an’ 1 bottims, plz…”
It’s chilly out here!!!
Hmmmm…dis nawt teh yung nekkid GUY ai asked for……
Ai fink iz a feemail skwirll!!!!
Well den summone REELY got mai order wrong
missionary squirlol wants to gibes you the book of the ceeleeng (may be the tree)
squirrel
Hey–is that pecan pie?
OMG, 4 a sekkind i thot u wuz an ebil troll…i went all in teh gutter wif dat wun. :blush:
My innosenz–let me show it 2 u.
I knowz u must hab a bird feeder in there i canz raid.
o w8…i rily iz naked.
but iz rily freezin outside! LOL
*lalala*When ai fink aboot u ai tuch maiself.*lalala*
Adn Ai doant haf enuf pauz tu cubber awl mai nibbles!
Conga-rat-shoo-layshunz to awluv yew in teh fiev-way macrame! Wut wud yew liekz fur teh drinkses an teh danses an teh jenrul sillybrashuns?
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Ai will leev teh U-Toob researching to udder pplz — no havey teh access to dat site at werk.
Maybe dis will work for dis pic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTD5_FwdiBU&feature=related
oooh! off 2 teh NB fur u!
(mebbee iz warmer dere)
“Teh Nakey Skwerls” would be a eggsellent name for a rock band.
Yesh,it wuld….
Kin ai play teh keyboards ??
lyke teh bear nakey ladeez?
Yeah, only insted of bears, it’s skwerls. And floofier tails.
rikkin muzik ADN floofy tayls!? dats tu mush tu hoap fur!
Ai ment “rokkin”, nawt “rikkin”. stoopy finkers nawt werkin.
Phew! For a second there I thought I was bein’ rikken-rolled!
is dat better than hot cross bunnehd?
noes-bunnehs iz beddar
Ohai LCB! Dat sowndz liek uh Dave Barry kawmint
U uh Dave Barry fan?
…
BTW, I gotted uh kuppla pitcherz uv U burglin … tayk uh luk at mai lolz n c 4 ursef…
Dave Barry!! **sob**
Ai miss hiz colum in teh Sundai payper!!
Those am’t me. They is imposterators. I only favorited them in anticipation of teh lolsuit I is planning on filing against u.
And yes, I loves me some Dave Barry. I meeted him a few times at book signings and stuff.
Mai fayvert Dave Barry wus win himz n himz famblee wuz da Instatoot uv Skeree Fudz
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Waol, I hoapz da lolsuit can haz pinstrypz n dem wyd lupellz sew I kin b n styl… N win U fylz it mayk shure dey noez I b uh 40R… Fankz!
Lolsuit is plaid (McUgly clan tartan), wif wide lapel on one side and narrow one on teh other. Also has trap door in back.
Size is Elebenty Irregular. Sry, no alterations.
U think u is laffing now, just u wait until u getta loada urself in ur new lolsuit.
I b finkin bowt wat I cood trayd it 4 awn Deva. I b kumpleatlee shure dat NOBUDDEE dere haz wun liek it!
do you reallly wanna bet Masha doesn’t have one innher closet?
She will win I traydz it awn Deva 4 anuvver D-Hopper, cuz sheel c it at da Bazaar n jess gotta haz it…
Aahz…witch LOLz day be?? U haz berry manee !
Dey b da wunz wat say “Lolcatburglar in action” n “Lolcatburglar on teh job” — Dey bowf b onna nawt-sekkund payj
Wow…ai wuz skimmin thru 2 fast!
**tee,hee**
Skwerl werz “N” cup bra. N=NUT
cup size A – Acorn
cup size B – Brazil Nut
cup size C- Coconut
cup size D – Donut
cup size E – Eggs
cup size F – Filberts
cup size G- Grape nuts
cup size H-Hazelnuts
cup size I-Immense
cup size J-Jai-normous
cup size K….
uhh, kumquats? dat wood be berry liddle…
lemons
marbles….
Orinjis
Pumkinz
Quinsis
Rambutanz
S..
cup size S – Salted Nutz
cup size T – Tanoak Nutz
cup size U – Unknown Nutz
cup size V – Very Large Nutz
cup size W – Walnutz (k, sew deez r smawlur)
and donut cawl me Squirrely…..
But, ur so nuttee.
Ohai Frenz!
Guess wat ai jes did! Ai petted a GOGGIE! Ai still lubs teh kittehs, but a former co-wurkr caem in to bisit. Hur brotted hur beeg goggie – a Germin Shepird. Himz verree beeg but a sweety.
Dats owkay. Sum goggies aer sew cute dat dey aer honorary kittehs. Dey aer uzually giben the Freedum Ob Da Kitchen oar a Meowdal Ob Onnur.
ohay! Tehy is letting us go errlie fur teh hololiday weekend, so I is leeving now but wanted so say HAPPIE FORTH UV JOOLY everrywun!!11! Has a grate hololiday and make shur ur rockets iz pointted AWAY frum the howse when u fires them off!
C ya Monday!
Bye leeza-b!
AI’m still stuk at werk. Wish ai cud leev erlee 2, but alas, sumbodee hasta answer teh fonez. Pleh.
Ai feel yer pains…..onlee 38 minnuts to go,tho !!!!
have ya answered the phone “Ohai” yet?
Sed “elebenty gazillion sumpinrudders” in Cricker Beeral 2nite. Man nex2mii N line luukt at mii lahk WTF? Mai sun nebber eben no tisst. Himz an ICHC lurker himzelf.
Fanky leeza-b! Happetaylz Forf uv Joolye 2 U 2!
U keep a knocking, but u can’t cum in.
Cum bak tomorrow nite, try it again.
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U say u lub meh but u can’t cum in.
youtube.com/watch?v=aOlEL4spBxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOlEL4spBxs
I was finking bout dis one, but I liek urs, too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZkYWdt4yqg
Little Richard – Keep A Knocking
Teh storee behine tihs pikshur is: Mrz Squirlol caem hoem erlee an Mr Sqirlol hadta kik hiz girlfren outta howse. Tihz iz teh girlfren.
Instant karma gonna get u…
John Lennon eerwurm!
Ai purfurr teh slo-cookin karma. Teh instant izznt az gud.
Instant karna iz liek instant noodles – yew onli end up wanting moar a few minits later.
Siwwy skwirrl — yewz nawt nakey. Yew haz a lubberlee fur coat!
yah….lubberlee…
its very softly
how often are lolcats posted?
ebbery 3 hours…..todai dere wuz one at 6AM,den 9AM,den noon,and so awn….
Ohai sarah, moast daiz ebree 3 howrz, awn hawaii tiem. So 6am iz 9 am pasifik tiem, But sumtiemz dey watez nd ar lait oar dey snekez in urly. weke enz seme tu be difrent, maibe ebree 4 howrz. Just wen yu fink yu noze da roolz , dey chanj.
Yeh … da 3 PM EDT lol shoad up at 2 PM EDT urleeyur dis weak, n offin da 9 PM EDT lol shoaz up at sumfin liek 7:45 PM EDT. Da 6 AM, 9 AM, 12 PM, n 6 PM EDT lolz haz bin pirtee gud bowt beeyin awn tym…
ohhh ok…dat maiks moor sens
Maybe it would be good if you didn’t have your hands on your tits.
Only one pair is covered. Teh skwerl doesn’t have as many hands as it does boobs.
Neethur duz teh White House.
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*runz awai to figyoor owt eggzaklee wut dat ment*
Mai Scorn fur dat horrid monkee-man — let me show u it.
Let’s see…hao meny moar days till January 20th?
*sigh*
Still too meny.
anom
peeper skweirrel
Hahaha thats is really something *LOL*
Wut Ai wunts tuu knoe, iyf Skwirlol iys owtsyde nekkid, wut duz hims uoosuallee ware?
(Duz hims haz a Skwirol waurdrohbe inna cloas klaousit???? Bogguls mai mynde!)
aktually dis squirrel doesnt need clothes caus ive neva seen a squirell wiff clothes
oh noes!
How………………………cute and…………. ironic
hi u r fit and everything slash
Funneh.
I did dat onc.
I regrt it.
OH MAN!! it’’s TOO funny!! hahaha, i can’t stop laughing!!