Ceiling Cat please hides me!!
Ceiling Cat please hides me!! Iz baff-times down here!
i iz self cleanin. no need 4 baff.
picture: carling. lol caption: Leah
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai iz feered uv teh waterz
Concats annipuss
Juss yooanme i fink?
I’s habbin elebenzees; Would you lyke a cawfee an jamontowst?
O ahi tidmum - Ai fort Ai wuz alown! Jus got tiem fur sum cawfee then takin mai trollee down 2 Sainsberris!
I haz to go owt innaminnit too.
Mah Big Sissy hoam frum Skotland this afpurrnoon, so I go an chek teh howse is otay an get teh milks an stuff fur her an BIL.
An I gets to sit in her beeyotimuss an peaceful gardin
I can hazza kwik cup 2?? I haz to go volunteer soon.. I browt strawberri freezer jam I jus maid. Yum… trai sum.
Oooooh Yummy
Fanks iddd.
* hands mug ob cawfee to iddd an annipuss*
See yoo later :grin
Ohai annipuss…happie mourning nawt seckond!
Naw fur teh singin…
Yew arr mai sunshine, mai onlee sunshine
Yew get nawt seckond, when skys arr grey
Yew beder no deer, haow much wii luv yew
Plees nawt tew taek mai sunshine awai!
Does anyone here speak English? An 8-word caption is one thing but trying to slog your way through the comments is excruciating! There’s a limit to “cute.”
Cute hath no boundrys
It filleth the soul and heart
And sootheth the mind
.
The weary lurker
May find refuge in our midst
Canst thou come and play?
Oh minkycat - I’m sorry that you find the comments hard to follow. Stick around and they get easier. There is a guide to the language - see lolspeak wikki inblue at the right hand side under the brown header strip. Regulars here regard the language as part of the fun!
ohai minkykat! i lurvs yur naem. Sounds berry sawwft and luckzhuryus. Yoo will gets it soon. Stik around and lern the lore of ceiling cat and ovver charakturs here.
Everybody here speaks English. If they didn’t, they couldn’t write in lolspeak. Lolspeak is just English on an advanced / abstract level. It’s like a dialect. I had the same problem at first, but I got used to it and now I can read and write it fluently. I even have to be careful not to use lolspeak at work in emails and documentation.
But yes, when I am tired, I sometimes find it too exhausting to read the comments. Then I leave them and just look at the lols.
WELLsaid. I agree, its trying, but i think it only heightens my feelings on it. And true, i find it hard to not lolspeak to my close friends and family
ai DUZ lolspeek too mai DH sumtimez,
adn uv corse, too awl mai kittehs adn goggies!
itz way moar fun!
Mai dottr ternd me on 2 ichc. Iz fambly affare. Wii krakz up n telz eech
ovver “ur doin it rong!” n senz eech ovver refrensez 2 r favrits. Teh
fambly taht lolzpeekz togevver, staiz togevver.
Oh minkcat, don’t feel bad. It gave me a terrible headache to read the comments at furst but thenn, sloely u git uzed tu it adn it doan’t bovver mee enneemore. K? Stick around and git silly!
When I first came upon this site and tried to read the posts, Ai thought it was someone’s idea of a joke; I stuck with it, though, and it wasn’t long before I was able to decipher; I lurked for about two weeks; then I just jumped in and started posting; and before long, I was totally hooked on ICHC; been that way ever since.
con-cat-shoelaces once again, annipuss!ou can has dans and cold drinks. wut u can has? maibee sum pleesing offerings, or protekshyun from ceilingcat?
Sanctuary!!! Sanctuary!!!
Church ub Ceeling Cat has noh bildings, is in all bildings wid ceelings.
So is no sanctuary.
Sanctuary bery mush fur leevin yur comentz - dey gibs me da happeezzz!
Sanctuary mush fur leevin yur comentz - dey gibs me a happeeeee
Ai doant no bowt dat. Luks lyke a drop ceeling, so CC cud lifd up a tyle adn teh kitteh cud craul up insyde. Hao bout dat?
Sanctuary iz fake
tehy acshuly kill u at 30
*luks at paw-pad* hmmm. tis solid wyte *luks up* aaieeee, no want sandman.
Ceiling Cat–”I’m sorry my kitteh, teh rain fawlz on just, adn teh unjust.”
But mostee on teh just, `coz teh unjust stoled teh just’s umbereller
Anom!!!1!! Annipuss, u sayz it hao it iz. Ur whizdom, I admirez it bery mush.
i agree, annipuss. Wizzdum. Yew haz it!
praising chzburgurz while coolin mai harblz.
My ‘xact same thots, Yvi!
Stupid hoomins, can’t squit mii fur scratchin’ ceilin’
Helloz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wuts up?
I no needs baffs, I ar self cleaning unlike Ur bebbeh
Ai wish CC wud hied mi 2dai!
Frenz, ai kant plai 2dai.
Ai’m cubberin teh switchbored an teh fonez is bizzee!
Hab a gud wiik-end! {{{Ai lubs y’all}}}
I hopez Uz has a gud weekend
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We lubz u 2, rhsb!!! {{{rhsb}}}
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{{{{{rhsb}}}}} Hav a gud weakend.
Yuu haz a guud hollydaiy weakend tuu, RHSB;
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(Ai hoeps yuu kan geyt teh kitteh yuu wunts!!!)
Streeeetch..an hol it - 1 an 2 an 3 an ……
Grate hi preestiss kitteh gibs basemint cat’s voicebox fan as offering to teh CC.
whut, no burnt offrings?
CC mabbeh nawt taketh teh baff frum u, but CC has mercee and provideth a ventee later 2 dry ur floof after teh baff… dere iz hope yet!
i love cat that have big teeth
once my kitteh drowned(still alive k) in the tub when i gave her a bath!!1!
she didnt hate it(much!).
Kitteh jest see there is still one spot in teh room he hazn’t clawed yet.
its time for teh burfday fairy to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!!! heer’z sum fettiz for yoo:
:D 
)
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an have sum lubly homemaed burfday caek - any flavr yoo wants it to be an teh kalrees an fat dont cownts on teh interwebs!!
(luk for teh burfday fairy ebreeday on teh furthest-from-last lol ob teh day! an stop by an tel us if its yor burfday!!
hay, waht’s taht next 2 kitteh?
Ceiling Cat’s biggest fan?
rofl
Kitteh errohneeuslee finks taht a trapp-doar wil oapen adn suck kitteh rite upez iyntuu teh ceelyng awaiy frum teh dainjure ov teh Dredded Baff;
Wel, Kitteh, iyt’s nawt gunna heppen; soe yuu jes beddure fayce teh moosik;
Iyt woan bees soe badd; luuk tehre’s ebben a fann tuu helpez yuu dryez aowf kwik!!!!
Yess indiid. Ai iz selfklenun. KNOW niidz fur baff.
Oooh kitteh, B kareful not 2 git ur tale fanclubbed!
sry if dis posted afore (i,ze noob) u know u can dnload 3d papercraft cutout of ceilin cat? teks 15 min frm print to ceilin
(pic on mi profile)
Gettin to haeven
Yr doing it wrong
That is adorable!
Heyy, wot iz wit baffin kittehs?! Kittehs dun need baffing! (unless tey got reelee durtee)