I don’t even know his last name
I don’t even know his last name
it nawt mai furst tiem either.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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TEH GUILT!
Ai haz a sekund nawt-sekund in mai lyfe! Ai’z so eks.. eggs… happi!
Du yu want teh eggs fried, boyld, oar mixed wib rice adn fish?
teh mikst wif ryz n feesh sownz guddd!! duz dat werk wif grilld samun?
ressippee tiem!!
yay!!
seamz liek 4 revvur sinz wii had ressippeez!!
uddur dan 4 drinkeez dat is…
Oh, cud maibe fined resipe , copy nd paste? Be lo ai traid tu tipe owt fur nightshayde nd wp eted it aftur awl mai hard wurk.
Sammun recipe, non-lolspoken coz its hard enuf, being an old recipe:
Take the side of a middling salmon, and cut off the head, take out all the bones and the outside, season it with mace, nutmeg, pepper and salt, roll it tight up in a cloth, boil it, and bind it up with incle; it will take about an hour boiling; when it is boiled bind it tight again, when cold take it very carefully out of the cloth and bind it about with filleting; you must not take off the filleting but as it is eaten.
ratzenfratzen, my groshree stor wuz fresh outa incle…
Iz a typo in mai copy, pparently. I fownd anover edishun - 1750s, rather than 1800, which iz wat I haf. It shud be pickle. (Though I still downt know what a gum dragon is…)
Conga rat shew laces AliCat. Drinkses and dans?
Alwais! Is better than teh walk ov shaym, rite?
Has u seen teh commershul wif awl teh peeps doin teh walk uv shame???
Ai’m nawt eben shur wuts its for….some soft drink,mebbe???
Izn’t teh walk ob shaym when a kitteh iz tayken four a walk by a goggie?
***snerk***
Teh ‘mershul wuz fer AMP energee drink…ai lukked it up awn Utube.
Wot drinkses wud yew liek? Ai can do dans of shaym - iz wot hapins wen I taek to teh dans flor.
howdy, de vacation went well?
Ohai dan. Teh vakashun woz gud. Lotz of laffing and doink teh fun stuffs. Hows yew?
wurkin’, sweatin’, gettin’ there…wherever dat mai bee (where are we goin’, and why am I in this handbasket?)
and wai is man wiv red tayle and pichfork putting on teh rollurskaytes?
If he’s puttin’ on “ice” skates, then the Texas Rangers won the world series.
*luks up and sees refrins to merikan kultur go rait ovuh hed*
Iz gessink teh Rangers iz teh not-so-gud team?
Baseball, it’s not that they aren’t any good, they just fall apart about 2/3 into the season.
Oh, liek teh Shi car go Cubbs? From wot ai hearz tehy almost maeks teh wurld series, but not kwite.
*shrugs* I dunno, not much of a sports-fan reely. The Rangers and the World Series thing is part of a joke where a Texan goes to hell.
Iz teksan hell wea tehy taek away teh guns? And not givz tehm bak?
*very gaullic shrug*
bit o’ trivia, the cowboys didn’t carry six-shooters to get kill each other, but to kill the horse if it spooked and dragged you to death.
odd how meanings, uses, and percieved uses change over time.
Ai dunno wich is sadderer - teh shoe ting of teh hors or taht yew noe about it.
Mai niknaym at twerk is Useless Facts R Me, so ai prolly shudnt comment.
Ay admyt sum morbid curiosisisity. Iffen teh horse haz dragged sumwun tew death, hau duz that perrsun then shoot teh horse? Aer there a lot of zombies in Texas? Hmm. Mite explayn sum thyngs.
I too am known as a fount of useless knowledge.
*salute*
jd.
mistyped: “before” dragged to death
*sigh* long day, and it not over yet.
U nebber know wen teh useless knowledge mite be useFUL to summone !
Ai woz a fount of useless nollej, but hab adbanced tu being a geyser ob useless nollej. (Did yu know dat in 1750, it woz beleeved thunder was caused by lightning striking evaporated gunpowder?)
I readed about teh cowboys (swoon) shooting teh horsies (cry) and then I looked at teh TV listings to see what was starting up next. Would u believe that one of teh things I could watching rite now is “They Shoot Horses Don’t They?”
Taht is spoooooky.
*looks for Rod Serling skulking in back ground*
no, it doesn’t really suprise at all, given the fundamental interconnectedness of all things (Douglas Adams, rip.)
Here is a screemshot:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1470215
*slack-jawed* you are just freaky-good. *shivers*
Hai LCB. Tehre are teh fyremenz owtsyde mai windoe. Yew want me to send yew wun?
YES, PLZ!
Mmmm… antipodean firemanz.
Um, but if ur house is burning down and stuff, plz to get out first.
Ai am a twerk and if twerk burnted down, ai not be sad.
*Gently skweezes teh fyremenz to find naice ripe one for LCB. And one for self*
Here yew goes. Njoi. Gentley.
kthxoboyoboyoboy!
ai dint no dat bout
cowboyznhorsehz,
learnt anew werd,
glad tu c LCB summo,
adn ai luv it win teh
whirld gitz
sincronyzd wif us!!
am ai seein things or iz “The Rifleman” alsew onna TV listings?
whut kinda TV dew yoo HAS?? Magickal wun?
hai, tessm,
ai lykd teh riflman,
pwpwpwpwpwpwpwpw
but lykd bonanza and
high chaperal ebn
betta…filmd at
Old Tucson…
famus movee location.
nyse sound effekcs!
sumwun tolded they bee eckspurt yoosluss fakt knowers?
me be one too ^^ ai has talentz foar rem.. ree… knowing them yooseluss fakts =]
did yoo know that a compjootor ewwor is cawwd bug, becuz a bug once cawzed a powr FAIL!ure on a compjootur? dey deesidet “let’s cawl it ‘bug’”
=]
Dat woz Admril Grace Hopper wu fownd dat bug. It’z in her nowtbuuk, labelld “bug”.
….or teh Deetroit Lyons won teh Sooper Bowl!!
Look!!! Mokehs flyin out meh buttz!!!
Ummm dat wud be monkehs
*catchis teh monkeh*
Yew want him back, yiss?
eww laik in bwuce awmighty! foowl finks he be maihtier dan ceiling cat o__O
holy crow, 4-way split. bettur go open de Nawty-Barn Bar….I jus got dis feeline it’s gonna get racy, qwik.
Yt duz open awl kynds ob possybul comments, yes. Partikularly in regard tu it being 4-way.
*trying to be good*
*trying to be good*
**trying to be good**
Wy? Yu noe dat dat izunt nacherul fore yew.
within the struggle, lies the glory.
I like dat.
tehre’z sum pawsibillitees in taht wun, too, ifinkso.
Der Gowst Ob Da “Carry Onn”Filums hawnts dis syte!
I flat stole it from Ghost and the Darkness.
but it does mean something powerful to me.
iffin yur gonna steel, steel teh gud stuff!
the kicker is, it seemed to be nearly a throw-away line, just kinda casually in there. However, it did speak to me, still does really.
tehn no wun will miss it if you steelz it!
uv corse, ai wuz heading in direckshun of teh NB wiv it.
srsly, tho, iz gud filo… fyllo… deep thought.
pay no attention to that quivvering pile of hay in the cornerr of the barn………just keep on walking…………….yep, nothing to see here……..(ahem)
Ohai, [[[[Kim]]]]] Ai wuz just finking ub yu abowt 5 minutz ago. wuz sorting sum papurz nd fownd resipy fur berry pavlova nom! Mai dortur wuz sitz in mai chare ona fone wif inshurens. Grand otter hab accident in car at hoam awn E coast ub merka wile mawm iz heer tu se us. iz awlmost 18 nd iz skared but nawt hurt. Wut ebur maikz us fink iz gud tu hab chilrenz? wury, wury>
Hai gma. glad deh granddottir b ok. I bet her beez plennee skeerd. kar assskidents nawt fun!!!