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I can haz sonar?
ohai and congrats NJnBoston!
Luks liek ur commint showed up late… u has top spot tho!
Sonar is gud for top spot…. so u can sees down thru all the otter commints.
Thanx! I iz not xzctly new but has ben lurking. Thought I mite say “oh hai” i’m heer.
Gud comment, CJnBoston!
U can has silly brashun 4 beeing furthest frum last! U has desurved it, CJnBoston!
Iz big silly brashun in Boston on teh 4th! Teh catz not like it so much, cause of teh noize, but it iz my fav.
U can haz, only iffen U promis not to uze it ’round deh wale and LOLphins.
Shud not be biggy problim; catz dus not like waddir ware deh mareen mammals libs.
No sonar ware teh waddir iz! Once am bat must hav sonar to see teh dark. (Iz not too good at teh lolspeak yet…)
Haha- there is no gud, or nawt gud….there is onlee do! The onlee rool in lolspeek is, nawt to EBER make fun uv it!
Yew alreddy noes teh smiley faces and that tooked me weeks to figyur owt!
Lolspeak, u r doin it right, CJnBoston!1!! No worriez, we gets ur hjoomer. Enjoy teh silly brations 2morrow!
Pointy ends – 100%
Conga rats 2 u, eeckthecat, mai frend! Wot wuld u laik 4 silly brashuns? Ai has a hawt here sow ai feelz and acts bery silly awlready.
Ai iz feelin sillee,too….long weekund,YAY!!!
Hmmmmm….cawfee wif Kahlua & orange/cranberry muffins sownds gud!!
Ai gibz u a litl hapee dans 4 ur furvest frum last kommint.
*shufle tap tap tap shufle sliiiiide *
And a hapee ear danz 4 teh long weekend!
*tappity clik tap clik tappity clik clik*
Wut gud dancin !!!!!
Nawt manee peeps arownd dis mornin,huh ??
Ai’z heer, bud Ai can’t fink uv ennyfing werf sayin bowt dis lol!
Waddya meen, morning? It’s 3pm ware ai libz! Ai’m at wurk, riting a manjooal.
Mayk dat 4pm. Mai inabbilitee 2 reed teh clock, let me show u it. Ai needz cawfee. and LOLs. Menny LOLS!
An moar funnee dan dis wun!
Ai donut yoozuly getz to play wif ebbryone on weekday mornins
(wifout pay 
)
Got teh day orf work
Sumtimes a summer day just shouts “Come out and play!”
Yay, BGEE! Pleaz 2 go out and play! Ai can’t, ai am at wurk, but pleaz enjoy teh summer day 4 me. And heck, dere’s a funderstorm cumming. Just as well aim in teh awffice fur anuvva 2 hours.
Ai luvs a gud sparklee, boomy funderstorm
Iz bright sunny here 2day.
Ai think ail go steel mai 10 yr awld niece and go to a nice dark movee matinee
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Off veeder zee in, y’all (skuse teh aksent)
Ooooh, FANK U BGee 4 saying gud bai in mai momcat’s tongue! Nebbermind teh ack scent, u shuld here me speek Inklish! Have fun wif ur niece and let me noes witch movee u has scene, k?
{{{{{BGee}}}}}
Ai iz back
My Sammy gurl waz not feelin well so she did nawt come out too-dae.
Jus got bak from “WALL-E”
HAI-FIEVZ for Disney and PIXAR!!!!
Ai wanna see it agin!
hai Eeck! Luks like u is nawt nawt sekkund after alls!
I fink the site can has problems this am.
I cud not get on fur the longest time, then cud nawt see the pickshurs!
Hopefully itz gettin beddur now.
I gotted this far!
(hope this posts!)
O ai’m postin reely slow 2
Ai thort it wuz jus me
Yesh,ai noticed teh slowness wen ai logged awn.
Thot it wuz funnee dat dere wuz no commints yet.
Ai’z arownd tu, but nawt thinkin ob tha funni dis mawrnin. Is tu hawt, I tinkz! Or els I needz moar kawfee. Or bof!
Look, I haz teef!
ime shure the toof ferry wud be happee to ficks taht… sheel even pay yu!
nice!
Catacula can has bloodburger?
LOL!!!! FTW!!!!
ceiling cat in true form!!!
but onlee if teh moom is fuhl !
gud thing itz a noo moon rite nao.
…
wayt, whuts a moom? izzat like a mom and a vakyoom?
Ai fink Shadetree waz reff … reaf… tawlking of teh moom as in teh fing dat maykes brite lite at nite. Ai dunt fink Shadetree wantz a vakyoom rite nao.
brite lite at nite…
yu meen teh fingernale in teh sky?
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(TMBG came to town and gave an outdoors consert. abowt 10:30pm, tehy stawpped teh consert to hav us look at the fingernale in teh sky- rite next to teh planet mars (ai fink- it wuz that ore jupiter). we awl lookt arownd thinkin- “whut in teh sky, aleens or sumfing? Oh, teh moon”
it wuz funnee. )
Yez!! U gotz it, kitsunerina! Teh fingernale! Culdn’t fink of teh propurr word 4 it. And nao ai wonderz – whoo ro wot is TMBG? mai inyoorants, let me show u it.
They Might be Giants.
Singing groop dat did Partikull man and Instabul nawt Constantinopull.
u’r rite upfi, i ment moon, I don haf thiz lolspeak down wery well yet. Iz very nu at it !
U r doing upsowlootly fine, ShadeTree!! Its phun 2 figger out wot sumbuddy haz ritten. And ai gotz it rite away. It jest adds 2 teh comjunikayshun, dat’s awl. So no worries, keep poasting!
ai noez wut yu ment… but yu must noe this: nething yu type can and will be yoosed to kreate misunderstandins and thus klarificashuns.
Sow it waz me whoo mizundastood! Ha! Trust me 2 get it rong …
Shuld haff known dat sumbuddy laik kitsunerina who wurks in a liebrary haz encyclopedic prowess (can’t wrap lolspeak around dat wun). No, wayt, lemme try again: ant sigh chlo pee dick prou ess. Dere.
Batcat iz no joker.
holy vampyre batman, whut did yu do to catwoman?
Nosfercatu
FTW !!!
dude!!!!
@@@@@, Wolverine Girl!
“I went to Boney Island for a weekend and I was attacked by a Siamese bat.”
“A Siamese cat?”
“No, a Siamese bat. They’re more dangerous.”
Ai dunt get it. But aren’t u teh Erik dat iz quoated at teh tawp of eech commint list? Ai fink ai rememberz u arsking ab00t wot teh funny spellink ment.
*scratchez head wonderingly*
Iz “Montee Python Live @ Hollywud Boal” refrenz.
Kwoted person (whair??) must bi diffrent Erik – iz not meh.
- E.
OT: Has anyone else been having problems with ICHC this morning?
It has been taking forever load among other things
When I nawt-secund tried to chek de LOLs dis mourning, my ‘pyuter cood not konnect wid ICHC’s serber.
Now is konnektid, but berry sllloooowww.
Me 2, two_kittehs. Ebberyfink taykes 4ebber 2 open, display, u nayme it. It’s bery mush ON topic, not OT, rly.
yup, see ‘bove…
My ICHC fix… I wuz nawt getting it !!
Worser than caffeen wiffdrawal, I finkso!
I agree completely!
We shuld allz beez in ICHC rehabz
Since I haz to work on the computers
before I discovered ICHC I had a rule
not to switch my computer on the weekendz
but now I cannot go even one day without cheking the lolz
my ICHC addikshunz let meh show U it
oh, I fink I see wut happened now.
The kyootness uf the lolpic 2 pics back, from last nite, must has ruptchured teh ICHC continyooum.
The littul blak kitteh doin teh air pownce…. KYOOOOOOTTTT!!!
I is still in danger of splortage 2 pic layter! :shoch:
oh and yesh 2 kittehs… ICHC is part uv teh reeson I don’t have innertubes at home. I fink I’d get nuffin done all weekend if I did…!
Ai haz been abul to resist teh lure uv teh ICHC awn weekends….too much to do!!
Awlso,teh kittehs gib me teh ebil eye wen ai am on teh laptop !!!!
Ai haz inntertoobs at home, but sow far ai haz manidged 2 reesist awn weakends. But mabbeh nawt 4 mush longer. It iz just 2 nice wif u peepz.
{{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}
Yesh…..{{{cheezfrens}}}
Ai haz had a couple Caturdais wen ai haz been LOLing in teh mornins….
iz bestest wai to start teh happytayle weekunds!
I totallee unerstand – my girl child showed me ICHC and it was all ober wif. Must have at least one dose of the kittehs a day!
funneh. hiyaz!
vampire kitteh wants hiz cheezburger RARE, orIwillbiteuverymuch.
Ouch!!!!!
can he fli? FLI ING KITTEH!
oh luukee, whutz this awn teh grownd? a kertroll mask? aive never seen wun uv theez unnokkyoopied b4,
hmm….
*putz awn mask*
HOW DARE YOU FLING TEH KITTEH! Don’t yu noe is nawt gud fore kittehs? tehy will be krushed bai being flung into walls, and teh impackt forses mae even kill teh kitteh! yu kud snap their little nex!
*pryze mask awf*
…
wow, those things r powerfull…
wowz…. dos must b powrfull! 0_o
Ooh – fli ing kitteh….do not want…too much destrukshun as it is!
I still tinks he be a handsum boi, bat-like and all. I lubs a solid black kitteh. Good morning to all cheezfrens. Glad I’m not de onlee one stuck at wurk.
***sigh****
Yes,wurk……and who knows iffin it will be bizzee or ded.
Bizzee goes faster, but ded leevs more tyme to play here!
wurk? i hate wurk! >:( i feelz bad 4 u
ai nose wut yu meen eeck.
we jus bearly opent teh noo librerry, and weer nawt even moved in altehway. itz ben stressfull…
awww srry 2 heer dat! i no wurk brings evryy 1’s dai down da toilet!
! wellz atleest peeps heer can cheer u up! aha! heerz is sometin’ to taik ur mind off wurk, if u had 2 decide…. wheir wuld u go if u had to go any wheir in da wurld? 
Maui.Preferably a beech on Maui.
ohh! sounds grate! i wuld be in australia on a beech!
Ayers Rock, scooter trip. (Well, big motorcycle, but call it scooter anywai)
owtside…
fore bein inna bilding full uv windoze- itz rillee kold in here.
wowz……. wut seezon iz it there? itz summer heer, itz blazin’ hot!
iz almost 100 owtside… but feelz like 65 in here.
ohhh……… itz 2 hot here!
nawt owtside … funderstorm is raging, rly loud bangs ebbery minit.
It’s summa here, but no air condishioning in mai officce. Mai sweatiness, let me show u it – or ratha let u smell it.
Ai wuld laik 2 bee at teh seaside now.
Oh dats not good! :O no no itz iz okai i dont wanna smell it.XD yea meh 2 i rather b on a c side 2!
Poor kitteh luks liek summone turned teh lites awn inna middul uv teh nite…..
Kitteh’s sayin “Hey,wut’s teh deal??”
haha yea! he lookz angri!
the dark knight!!!
its a-coming!
lulz
in teh dark uv teh nite, evil will fynd yu!
in teh dark uv teh nite, just be4 don!
reveng will be swete, wen teh kurse iz kumpleat,
in teh dark uv the nite- sheel be thru!
Look reeeeeeely carefully at the cover of teh red book behind kiteeh. It almost looks like it sezs LOL thesaurus. Dat’s teh book we needz!
U gotz hawk eyez, greasycat! It culd well bee teh LOLSPEAK dick shun airy.
Wowsers, greasycat!!!!! Iyt rlly duz!!!
Mebbee Kitsurina kan ordure kopies frum teh Libaree soe weez can haz a Lol Theesawruhs foar eech ov teh Cheezfrends!!!! Wunnerfull!!!
I wud, but ai think most uv teh kopees r in teh refrenss seckshun, wich duznt chek owt. ai wishes we had a libraree kitteh here, like tehy did at the uther kollige ai went to.
Hav a question – My time is 10:40 am but my comment posts as 5:40 am. How does that happen?
I fink ICHC clocks are set at Hawaii time
that’s where the main burgers sides
I meant reside..
It getz poasted on teh ovva side of teh wurld, ai am shoore of dat, cos ai haz saym thyme as commint poast, but 12 ours latur.
Ai meened ovva side of MAI wurld. Culd well bee ur side! Cheezfrenz libs awl ovar teh planitt.
yesh, and the southern hemisphereians are shivvering in der winter whilst we swelter (well some of us annywai)
eeew, skary blak bat kitteh! DO NOT WANT!
Oh, iz OK. ai will jus snorgle mai reel blak kitteh whut is awn mai lap.
Tihs kitteh bat-luuk aliek pikshure bemindes me ov wun maurnyng layst weak;
Mai husbin wunted tuu leeve teh goggie aowtsyde; butt he cudn’t becuz tehre wuz a bat klyngyng tuu teh bak skreen doar!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaarghh!!!
Fynallee, wen weez gotted teh bat aowffa teh skreen, weez wuz abul tuu leyt teh goggie aowt bak;
Tehre iys a chruch seberal doars awai wif a belfree taowure; weez haz seed bats flyiyng roun tehre sumetiems at nite inna summure-tiem; Misture Bat muste hav cum frum tehre;
(Iys OK; as laung az MB goez bak tuu teh belfree adn staiyes tehre!!!!
Batts inna howse: DO NAWT WANT!!!!
I hadda bat in mai bedrum wuns! At tu o-klock inna mawrning! Freeeeked mi owt. Wich then maed bat go freeky too. DID NOT WANT!
bats inna belfree: WANTS!!
(hmm, mebbee taht duznt sownd qwite riet…)
we haz bats in owr bakyard ebry eevnin. Ai lykes teh bats acuz dey eets teh musskeetowz. Probly wif wun in mai howse Ai wud not lyke it so much, tho.
100! Teh ugly.
Vampiah Kitteh
is rilly pissd taht u turned on lite
Ai lurvs shinii blak kittehs. Tehy ar SEW QTE!!!
They don’t even know they are being mysterious or scary – that’s the cute part.
Vampiah Kitteh
dunt like onion bath?
doomed kitteh
i want one of those
Bat-kitteh can returnz to teh basement, kplzthx.
OMG! how freaky!
No one noticed that he spelled “Transformation” wrong?
meeting up wth batman soon???