i iz free! i can feel
i iz free! i can feel teh evul spirut leevin mee
i nawt heer da ebil voices anymoar.
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sins = DO NOT WANT!!
conga rat shoe lacings, tabbykatt, awn yur nawt sekkund!
aw thx u
Corn-grits-u-lay-shuns, tabbykatt – wat du yu want fore drinkses and danses?
i can haz “evereebuddee wuz kung foo phitin” stuk in mah hed? :/ grr. darns panda movie.
Akshulli, iz moar commum to want tew get that song stuck in a goggie’s hedd, but iffen that is wat you want, that iz wat yu shall hav. For drinkses, yu can hab anithyng, the uzual is martoonies, hawt chokkolat or catnip tea.
i wuvs hawt chokkolat!
i lieks panda mubee!
i finks u has bad case of last-song-syndrome (LSS). let’s danse to maek u forgets song!
Awl prayz to CC!
Lukz like ur abowt 2 feal sum poyntee indz…
naught so grate, akshually.
falling
,
fallen
Ahnd fank CC,too….dat ebil spirit be a reel downer !!!
Hmmmm…. Wunder ware brudder went????
Yu shur abowt teh direkshun ob dat ebil spirit? Wat kynd ob ebil spirits aer there aniway? There’s…
Appuljak
Burbun
Cydur
Demons
….
Eevul trolls
Fyrewatter
Gin
H…
Harvey Wallbanger
Irn Bru (Made in Scotland, from girders)
Jak Danyells
Kthulhu
Lager
Molotov Cocktails
Nyarlothotep (gets along too well wib goggies, yew see)
Orinj gowsts
Penelope Pitstop’s arch-enemy, the Hooded Claw
Quark
Radishes
Shandi
References to both H.P. Lovecraft and old Saturday morning cartoons in the same post?… WIN!!!!!!
Ethanol….
Firewhiskey…..
Gin….
H…..
Hawt Sawz
Island Hooch
Juleps, Mint
Kentucky Bourbon
L
LiQur of awl sorts
Minions of Basement Cat
Netherwurld legendz
O
OGERS !!
Poizen
Qwert yuiop
Rancid milk
Souls of teh damned
T
Tekillya (Tequila)
Uglifroot, Furmented
Vodka
White Russian
Xtra shot ov tekeela in ur margarita
Yo cocktail iz waiting fur u
ZOMG dat zombie waz gud.
Sum spyrits r nawt sooo ebil
Bery gud poynt!
Ai feelz da spyritz movin en miii . . . after bout 2 ur 3, 4 sur
haw u measur ebilnes?
Yew can tell haw good it iz at WoW wib a spirit lebel. But ebil… Dat iz hard. Da paff tu hell iz pafed, an’ pafing stowns aer hebbi, sew yu cuud mezzure ebil buy weyt. Diz mayks sens, az guud iz sed to be lite. But hau hebbi? Well, ebil happunz at see, sew ebil flowts. What els flowts? Well, a duk. Sew, iffen teh spirit iz strayngly hebbi for its syz and weys teh saym az a duk, it iz ebil.
duks iz ebil?
i sees it nao…iz liek…phy…pis…siens! iz confuzzling tho.
Siens iz eezi wuns yew no teh basik pryns… pince… idyas. Furst, kittehs are guud. Guud peepulz destroy eebil. kittehs destroy fuud. Sew awl nommables aer ebil. Tet uz test thys. Guud peepulz hayt ebil thyngs, eebil peepulz lub eebil thyngs. Kittehs aer guud and hayt laykes. Laykes aer therefour eebil. Duks, cordyng to abuv, shud be ebil, adn eebil lykes eebil, sew shud lub lakes. Thys iz tru adn pruves teh theeri.
Categorical Syllogism – FTW
ore, iffn yu duznt do to gud wif teh logik, just go to teh zoo (pokatello) an luuk at the gansta evil dukks… tehy is ebil inkarnet.
Terribel lowst spirets
Udderli uwgli uvers
vicius viowlent vypers
wycked wierdoz
xorcized homless deemens
yowling blud curdling sirenz
en alwayz . . .
Zealotz, uf ani kynd
ogers! I got a pwuss free pointy indz verzuz ogerz!
Wiii gonna needz dat . . . bi on Ur Gards
Ya wont C mee komin… Til I STRIKE!
Ai had tu put awn mai CHRG for this wun.
Awwwwwwwwww
♫ Goin up tu teh cat in the ceiling ♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mtlqIfukc
To ebil spirut rehab.
I say. Avatar of Much Win.
Oh fank yoo kafleen. Ai hab to dawn it in uh hurree wen ai saw teh cyoot bebbeh kittehs in dis lolpic to avoyd teh splort.
CHRG adn dark glasses tewgether?
Ai agree wif Kafleen
Ohai Fashun win
Emurgencee preparedness win
Yesh, teh dark glazzes ai wearz awl teh tiem tu gib meh tiem tu putz awn teh CHRG wen ai see teh splortayshus pics, butt ai cannawt wear it awl teh tiem coz it cutz awf teh circula…sircyoolay…blud flow tu mai hed. Ai stoopy enuf. Ai doan needz bwain damages. Ai pwahbabree taik it awf furr teh next pic.
Avatar= WIN!!!1!!
Kittens fite!
Boys, boys, if u cannot play nyse, I sen u to difrent fluffy beds… an no snackies…
Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do
watcha gonna do wen deycum fur u?
Mai hyoomin kitteh luvz dat sawng – she haz awlwayz lurved “COPS” (teevee sho).
hao u lieks thoz tite shorti-shorts dat one cop wares !!! crakz mii up !!!
him tinks him soooooo hawt
Ai findz men in yooniforms offen fink dere hawt. Sumtimez deyz rite – sumtimez nawt sew much.
(Lolapolojeez tu bofe Skyhook and
Beehyb hairdy, 45 on the hyp
Patrolwymun Saunders, downt yu gib hur no lip
Tuk mi to the stashun four a brefftest
Then bak tu teh NB for sum hows-arrest
Wymun in unifurrm, sumthymes they luk sew cold
Wymun in unifurrm, but, Oh! Thei feel sew warm
Comin bak tu mai howmtown own a sebenty-furrty-eleben
Stuardez mayd me feel lyk I’m in heafin
Luking up teh iyle tu see wat I cud see
Shi leend oba sed; Gib it tu Ni
Wyt aprun, braun levur shuz
Teh nurs at teh clinic left mai hart awl bruzd
Gabe me a massaj, spraynd mai lol
Nau shi tayks mai tempratshur eberi nyte
Dat shud be apologies tu Skyhook and alsew tu Pawl Di’Ananananananno.
Reno 911?
Lt. Dangle?
Tehy iz all amazin funee. Didju see their movie? Adn teh amazin prosthetic bottom tehy stuck on Depootee Raineesha?
Romeow, tihs wuz foar yuur ‘bad boi’ saung!!!
Hairballs
Icey Cream
Juicy froots
K…
Lucyfurr
Mefistof, mefeztoph… Teh debbil!
N..
OOOoops.. Fogottid..
Klingonz…
uh, wut iz wii listing?
noodlols
ohais
pleh
q…
*It seemed to bee, up there, a liszting ov evil spiritz – tuk sum stranj terns awn the way1*
Questchunable ingreedientz in yur drinks
RUM!!!!
Sambuca
T. . .
Tums
Unicylols
Vodka
W…
(ohai, JCH4K! duz yu haz ICHC profyul? kliky awn mai naym!)
Unicylols are ebil spirits? Nebber new dat, dis iz an edumacashional site!
Dis fork iz up tew W…
Wing wraiths
X-Men III
Yodeling banshees
Zafod Beeblebrox’ Lol Balaktik Gargul Blister
ov course unicylols awr eebil spirits! wai yu finkso dey mayk peeps fawl down awl teh tymes?
oops! rong naym!
turkey (the wild one)
u………
Unkul Jim-Bobz moonshine
Vermoof
W…
Waddermelon wine
X-tra stout biere
Yaks milk..fermented (don’t ask me man, I only read about it….hic)
Z..
Zima.
’nuff said.
oh MJ………….
ai nebber herd ob UJB Muneshiny………
It b deh berry berry potent korn likker.
(don’t ask me man, I only read about it….hic)
heyyy nao
Wutt??? i din’t see no © on dat.
*searches keyboard*
cannot find the thricely be-damned…………copywrite……….symbol
*searches keyboard…again*
well, rats, can’t find the “any” key either. Mai gib up.
ai finkso yu duz ( c ). let meez try it. (c)
it b hiding on deh charakter map.
.
*puttingz on deh geek hat wif dhe propellrz*
if u b habbing deh Windoze 97, u ken dueing dis:
Klikkee on deh Start den System Tools
den Character Map. Wen it opunz dere be awl sorts
uv karakters (kinda like heer). Select wut u want
(u ken pik moar dan 1) den klik deh Copy button.
den kum bak 2 ur commint and press Ctrl+V
(oar click Edit, den Paste frum dehn Menu bar)
*Takez off deh geek hat adn putting it away.*
¢- no. Dat’s nawt it. @ – no. Dat’s nawt it eibber. ŏ – Emo standing own hiz hedd. No, dat’s not it. – Dat’z a cheezburger. Ey’ll nom it latur. ﻞ – Ai wunndered were I put that cowthangur. ۩ – dat’z teh salt fore mai cheezburger. ® – Naw. Kittehs trayd marks, but dey don’t need tu trademark. © – Ahhh, dat’s be were it woz. Heer’s a packet ob dem: ╞©©©©©©©©©╡
ZOMG! dere’s a cheezburger onna keybord!!??
nom nom nom nom nom nom!!
:snerk: I redded ‘cowthanger’ az
‘cow-thanger’ :snerk:
cweenmj! Gow strayt tew the Nawty Barn this instunt!
Ill go wif U cween… Jus sew U don’ has tew bee alone by yoreself wif tohse firemins an such….
Z vodka………… iz rill, iz rill. ai googloled it!
ai finks ai is lolling wif hics!!
dunt beez dwinkin tew mush, gramma jamama! oar ai’ll haz tew dryv yew homes, adn ai duzzint ebbin haz a lurnerz purrmit yet!
ai sed ai wuz lolling nawt drinkin………… yew wud have a rilly long drive tew cum up to drive me homw….. duzznt drink for kwite awile nao
lol, where duz yu libbs? ai kliky yur bloo naym adn fynds owt! *gigglols wif teh glee*
hey, who you callin hics!! i can has klass
w00t! my tendril abatar courtesee o jamamamakitty showed up @;warp 9. nao, how duz i get teh bloo name?
oh luk atyou!!! how cyooot. well you noes wair you loaded yer abatar? scroll down and there is a place to put your URL.
i will send you mai lol wut shows it
oooo. u haz abatar!!! prittee.
hmmm. new abatar (tendril) here; old avatar (Peruvian hibiscus) on “who’s talking” hmmm. no blue name, either. let’s see wot happens if i logout o’ word press…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
it’s the url from when you are on your profile page on ICHC
Mais Oui! Wat uh lubberlee abatar! Muchlee fyner dan ur owld kwilt!
…
Naow dat U can haz WerdPretzel akownt, lawg n2 ur akownt, goez 2 “Mai Akownt/Edit Proefyl”, den undur “Contak Infoe” ware it sez “Websyt” putz n watebbur U wontz, az lawng az it b uh gud Web syt address
maweeo! kliky awn mai bloo naym! ai mayded an ICHC akkownt! not WeerdPretzlolz yet, but maybee inna kuplola yeerz
oHNOES!!!!! MY PURTEE ABATAR DISAPEEEEEERED!!!
bak to dwarwin award, er drawin board..
maweeo, just copy and payst yur weerdpretzlol address intew yur URI, under yur email address adn lolnaym
darwin award@@ FTW
yew has tew be logged intew werdpress fr teh abatar
lol, wii iz awl rushin tew maweeo’s aid! know taht yew iz muchly lubbed, Mary O’Spockn!
well yew awl, ai haz had ruff cuppla daze (sez MJ) an I haz tew goes tew bed. not onna couch laik las nite, YAY
yew guize are teh bestest.
lesee if dis werks
g’nite, jamamamakitty! fanks fr teh purty avatar!
(i still werkin on teh bloo)
ai gibbs mai advice agin
maweeo, just copy and payst yur weerdpretzlol address intew yur URI, under yur email address adn lolnaym
nytee nyte, gramma jamamamama!
Hai Mary O!! u needs 2 putting deh address
uv ur ICHC profile page in deh box labeled (I fink)
website in ur WordPress dot com profile.
.
After u hav set up deh wordpress profile
page,
u shud logging owt uv wordpress and
close deh ICHC window and deh web
browser.
.
Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur
internet temp filez.
.
den start deh browser and log bak into
weerdpress.
.
den going to deh ICHC.
.
Gud luk!!1
is good adbice, Werdycan, except dere’s no place to paste it unless i logs out o’ werdpress, at witch time i looses my lublee abatar.
hmmm. letz twy otter adbice fwum ahhhs …
oy. fnaks, cweenmj. i can has trialz nao…brb
oh, ai sawwy. ai duzzint noes wut else tew tellz yew scept gud nyte. iz elebin twenny-six in west texeses, ad ai still haz tew warsh teh rest ov mai clothed adn tayk a shwr, cuz ai can’t doo taht tewmorrow. ai iz visiting wif family.
ai mayded a commint, but WeerdPretzlol nommed it. ai iz goin tew beddy-bai nao. nyte, y’all!
okie dokee. lessee wot happinz nao…
Yay!! u didinged it!!! ur linkee werkz and ur abatar iz deh lubberleee!!!I haz a happee 4 u!!
seems to be wurkin’. ai gotta go get redy for wurk tomorrow. Tom Jones of all people.
later folks.
yay!!!! adn it only took elebentee peeps helpin me!! fnaks!
*duz lil danz*
*fallz ober- klonks hed*
G’nite Dan and N1P!! Ya’ll hav sweet dreemz noaw, y’heer?
*Sendz pool-boi wif palm frond 2 helping mary*
dang. i hoeps he nose about compewters. i losted my firefox icon, and now it sez it can has safe mode. and the adz aer bak!noooooooes!!!
Hoo gnu klonking hed wud bork puuter??
Ohai, iz mai turn too tri now…
ai can has bloo name?
and abatar too?
ooooh, fanks muchly jamamakitty an cweenmj!! fur awl teh assis.. asys… halp.
Yay!!! tessm!!! Now u b ICHC puuter geek!!
Kitteh in back tinks the bed is lava.
Halp! I haz fallen up and I cant getz down
tee, hee, hee, a berry zen moment
cap’tin wut happend 2 teh grabbity????????
Deh law of grabbity has a sunset claws an’ its past sunset.
Uh-oh. duz dat meen wii r awl going 2 fly off in2 space??
mai brudder deefyz teh lawz ov fysikz!
iz twoo, iz twoo! iz awl becuz ov a pool tablol!
Bed by Ikea
Sum assembleeez reQired
Alwais. But srsly, is Noresund bed!
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S69838964
Wow Eve . . . hoa ded u rekogniz teh bed in that pikture ??
X-ersizum, I haz wun.
X-ersizum, I needs wun.
Bwahhhhhaaaaaaaa
Nosferatu
Ominous
Pleh!
Q…
Qthulhu
Rum
Spectres
Tequilla
Unded Skelegons
Vampyre
Wendigo
Xtra large bats
Yog Shoggoth
Zombeez
“Yog Shoggoth” b dat Terry Pratchet ref?
himz berry funnneee!
Ref tew Terri Prashet, yes, an’ H.P. Luvkraft, an’ The Tomorro Peepul seerees.
mebee teh kitteh ben exorcisid? kittehs mind iz freed–what doez kitteh do after dis unuzual phenomenonon
Free !!
Aih nawt FREE
Hao ebber, can bi qite reazonbel at tymes
Mai Dadkat yoosta sez dat!
After hebbi exorcizink, kittehs shud nom, drynk adn be merri.
Ohai JD, ai saw wun ob yer LOLs on page 7 ob teh voting pages……..mite be page 8 or 9 by now………… sew cyoot wit teh kitteh climbin teh couch!
Ai seed it an ai voated fur it — berry kyoot, jd!
Thank yew! That’s sew kind ob yew tu sai.
Thank yew! Iz hard tew du lols that stand owt, az der aer sew meni guud wuns.
An’ a big thank yew for teh friend invite, too. (An’ dat alsew gows tew eberiwun else wu haz sent me one. A big thank yew.)
Teh powr of Ceiling Cat compels you!
Wii gonna needz en owld preeest nad a yong preeest
an seven sakrifishul vergins.
pullz urself togedder !!
Owta bodi experienz onlee temprary
Owta Bodi Experiunce: Wen yu run owt ob bodiez tu plai WoW wib yu.
Maih Pointee Endz . . .
Lets mii sho U themzz
Awl uf dem . . . simul . . . syncro . . . same tymez
Katapult Kitteh
preepayrz 4 purrfekkt landeeng
awn Runnwayz Kitteh
Landeeng geer daown andz
lawkd. Glyde paff luukz gud. Dis coodz
beez ‘Assawllt Landdeng’!
Ennee landeengz dat
Kitteh wokkz awayz frum iz
gud. We fyndz owtz sune!
Jack.
Oh Hai JD
Aih wuz soooo lonery
Aih meen her plaing awl bai myselfz fer so lawng
Yew jus finkso yer aloan. Dere iz ppl watchin tho!
O.o nao aiz gonna bii shi
No no no! Aiz enjoyin yer postingz — just tryin to werk at teh saem tiem.
Werk – pleh – DO NOT WANT.
Well… I duz nawt want to do teh werk. Ai is happitayl to get PAID fur teh werk tho. If oanlee ai kud get paid (enuf) tew nawt werk.
Werkz – agreeed, teh PLEH
Sur Gladz 2 haf jawb, but nevr enuf pay !!
En alwayz tew much werk to ebber get dun
Jus’ remumbir, der aer meni moar watching in da NB.
Ohai, madamz
Prittee avatawrr
U habz dayr. Iz dat Kitteh
boy oarz Kitteh gurl?
Muss beez Nom Nom Tyme
4 Cheezpeepz. Happenz summtymez.
It beez bizzee sune
Muss bee bruvvurr
andz sissturr Kittehz in t3h
pikkshurr habbeeng fun
Jack.
Jack Deth – you izz berry talented cheezpeep. Ai awlwayz getz a happitayl reedin yer poetree!
aih lurvs ur postz tew . . u r teh awezome !!!
Mi avatar is boi kitteh en hiz name liek urs is Jack
hiz sista in da piktur iz naymed Dianne
jus tew kidz en da hartlandz
Ai lubz dat sawng!
Yep dats were theyz names come froms. Nawt sur why ennymore . . .
Iz tawkin bout teh piks on mi profile uf awl mi kittehs
“Landeeng geer daown andz lawkd”
ai lurves it!
Warnyn! Warnyn! Runway kitteh haz eeten beens! Strong winds possybul.
Dem krosswind landingz b sew bery triksee!!
Noooo! Dey be steelin meh ebil!!!!
Saim az taken ur mojoz ?
christiankitteh sez: wutz rong wif taht? eebil iz bad!
Iffen dey wur steelin yur weebil, dat wud bi a problum, as dat’s nommable.
U eetz weebulz?? deh weebulz dat wobbul but doan fawl down?? I b thinking dey b eggstraw krunchee.
Der aer weebil rodents, wich aer moar nommable by kittehs than weebulz. Weebulz aer crunchi on de owtside, sew yu niid tew boyl dem nawt sekkund.
it remyndz me ov a book ai lykes, cawled This Present Darkness bai Frank Peretii. iz awsum book.
Aw, yeah!
Maybe can’t prove that things actually happen like they do in that book, but it would answer a lotta questions!
maybeez nebber happins zactly lyke taht, but such fings iz reel, or at leest ai beeleeves dey awr…but letz nawt deebayt. ai’z nawt gud deebaytur.
Smeagol kitteh tellz Gollum kitteh 2 taiks a hyke
“leebs nao adn nebber kum bak!”
go shmeegul!
bottom wun look moar lyke Yoda tew mii……
ZF! yew mayded a profyul tewdae! so did ai!
Eeben bedder, I wuz startin it wen u askded tew be frens!!
YAYZ! ai iz yur nawt sekkund fwend!
“Thanks, Guvernur Jindal!!!!”
ANOM!!!!! Elebenty!
Gud Nite, Cheezpeepz!!!
nyte, nightshayde! yu iz mai noo fwend!
{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-adrcat/
im new here
Oh hai, adrcat!!! Welkum 2 deh wundrous Cheezland!! Wii hopez u b habbing lots uv funz here.
Halo adrcat!
Here iz a happee plaice. Welkum . . . well come on in adn join teh party!
Welcum adrcat!
Dat’s pretty gud to show up noo AND b bloo! Gud job!
I hope to see lots moar comments frum u!
{{{{{adrcat}}}}}
Greeteengs adn salyootashuns adrcat.
Plz furr tu hab teh drinkses tu sellabrate yor arraibal?
::Hands adrcat a choklick martoonie::
Cheez!
Duz you speek the lolspeak?
Purrhaps yoo like hot choklick insted?
ZOMGWT!BBQ!!!!! nativeca66!!! U hazza CHRG!!! I LUV IT!!!! :LOL:
Taht’s AMAZING!!! WOWZERZ!!! YAAY!!!
It wuz hard 4 mii just to turn bloo!!!
Yeah! wot she sed!!!!
nativeca66
ooooooooh hooooooooo Yew be teh abatar king!!! LOL ai is laffing out loud inna office, gettin funny looks……
Welcom tu CheezFrendLand! Yur vampire lol iz cool, an’ I liek teh pictures yu’ve uplowded.
Hai everyone! nice caption and if someone wants to see mah profile there wellcome to rate and comment on my Lolz
Oh hai Hashim!
Nice pikshures and catshuns!
Welcum to Cheezland!
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hello Romeow!
Your lolz are awesome!you must be an old timer in i can haz cheezburger,no?
OLD?!!?!
Pawsiblee nawt-new, but nawt – OLD!! 
{{{Hashim}}}
{{{Romeow}}}
BANZAI!
oh hai dis mah 1st lolcat 2 go on teh front payje i haz a happy!!!
conga-rats 2 u, spinner!
Well Dun Spinner . . . wii awl has enjoyd !!!11!!
this is GENIUS.
Midnight kittehs?
(wunders if ne1 else will get teh referenz)
CAT!! WEIRD!! PRETTY COOL… MAN!!
STOP AND HELP YOUR FELLOW PENGUIN TYPE GUY…MAN!!
What?
Gotta bii sum uv teh Qtest kittunz inna wurruld! an fyn hansum blak wun haz teh impressiv pointii indz!
Naow bofe kittehs bees free:
adn tehir KGA (Kitteh Gardyan Anguls) ar prohtektyng tehms!!!
Fank guudniss!!!! Weez hadds enuff taulk bowt ebbil spiruts!!!
(Teh kittehs ar tuu teenee tinee tuu absourb lawtsa badniss; tehms jes bebbehs)
unexpecting kitteh – expects nothing
Hee-hee! I really like this one! I tried captioning this same pic, but I have to admit, yours is better!
ur sins, dey is leaving. U is now teh holy.
i tink dey may be comin’ bak fer u’s soon tho
either that our da ebil spirit may be jumping back into u