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i play no game that involves an apology
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Kittehs nebber need apollijize
Ohai, annipuss! Haow r U dis fyn moarnin? Oar I gess it wood b afturnune dere…
Ohai Aahz! Yep, it’s 2.10 pm heer - still warm, but rane on an off (Wimblydun wevver!) Beek awayk sins 04.00. Need cawfee 4x strenf!
K, den…
**pores kwadru… quadroo… 4-tymz shawt uv spressoe**
**putz dark chokklit shayvinz onna syd**
Heer yar… Injoi!!
Ooooh. Can Ai has sum too? Dat sowns GUD! ‘Specially de chokklit part.
**pores nuvver kup 4 S2B**
**addz dark chokklit shayvinz onna syd**
Heer U goez!
*sips delicately, nibbles teh shayvins*
*sighs*
Happy, happy.
Fanks. Ai needed dat.
Yay Annipuss, tawp spot in tye wiv Aahz, yay Aahz tew! Liddle Sorry “men” (Sorry, I grew up B4 wii cawlled them “pawns” oar “markerz”…. ) lookz liek martoonie glassez? Can haz brekkfust martoonie?
ooohh
brekfuss martoonie.
wat a gud idea.
Lunsh iz naow jus a memry! Coffee martoonie? Coffee enniwai!
*whisks out to kitchen*
*returns bearing large tray with coffee appurtenances (always wanted to use that word, lol)*
Heer u goez, Annipuss! NE kynde ov cawfee ur hart dezyrez! Wii haz
Apple shnapz cawfee
Bold cawfee
Cawfee cawfee
D…
Decaff cawfee…
E…
Espresso coffee
Fresh coffee
Guatemalan coffee…
H….
Hot cawfee
Isd cawfee
Jar of cawfeh beens
Kawfee
L…
Latte coffe
Marshmellows, coffe topped with
Not-caffinated coffe
O….
Ole’ cafe
Purr unadultritd cawfee
Qweschunabul qwalitee
cawfee..nawt wunt
R…
ohai PC! yew needs to fix your URL so your bloo name goes to rite place. iffn yew wants ai kin halps yew a little later…..
please share wif cheezpeeps dat Mamakitty is doing soooooooo much better. we are off to the vet……..little stinker got thru the barricade at the bottom of the stairs and was waiting for me when ai got out of the shower!! fanks to ebbrywun for their gud thoughts…….. i KNOW it helped. we had a pretty good nite. i slept on the couch and kept an eye on her. she is eating, drinking water and using litter box. walking a lot better to. it’s like a miracle!!! fanks agin. off tew vet…….
YAY!{{{MamaKitty}}}}
tanx, {{{jamama}}},
ai’l chek on dat.
oh, neow dat iz a
funni plays tu go tu…
iffin u want a quik
laff..clik ahn my name
befo ai try tu fix it.
why it werk
sumtymez
n nawt utterz?
woezme.
Yesh…ai clicked on yer nayme eerlier ahnd gotted that…..thot,”Wut???”
Maybe u culd check dat my profile is werkin ???
Ya Ikes! yurz
sent me to the main
cheez page…
stranj goinz onz
Hmmmm…teh holiday week iz cawsin a vortex,ai finks!
Yay!
Yay 4 dewin beddur!
{{{{jamamakity}}}}
{{{{mamakitty}}}}
More gud thots !! More gud thots !!
{{{jamama & mama}}}}
{{{jammama+mama}}}}
that ar great nooz
Grate nooz Jamamakitty!
I’m so happy dat mamakitty iz doing better!
*danse danse danse*
hurray fur mamakitty doing bedder. Ai hoap teh gud nuz continus
We haz a cebrelation song we can sing for dis okkasion? All I can fink of is “Happy Gettin Better Day, but uz is all quiker dan me…some buddy got a good song for a gettin better kitteh?
Maybe jus a few celebrational martoonies r da ritge way to celebrate? If da white lite are helpin, if we drinks lots of celbrational martoonies, we all light up like Niagra Falls at night and mamakitty be so well she beez bouncin offada walls.
Reely strawng
Strawrg cawfee..neow
pleez…
Tea..ok..ErlGry
U…
U wants kawfee
viva le kawfee
whyt kawfee
xtra strong kawfee
yes! i wants kawfee!
ze end of ze kawfee list!
yes yes
galluns of delicious cawfee nom nom nom
(glug glug glug?)
WOW!
It hardlee started, an itz alreddee hard to find a good seat!!! 
Congratumalshuns to teh Annipuss an Aahz! An befoar yoo get too comfy wif teh fuds an delishus cawfees - purrhaps yoo bof shud toodle ober to teth TY Boo Teek to selekt yur gifts!
Teh Cheezland sno globez ar still there. Ai dont hav wun ov those yet! An ai wunder if teh noo silk kitteh scarves ar in yet. Eneebuddee see them???
But Aazh - yoo mite liak teh noo kittee chess set. It’s verree hansum! Tho it wud bee hard to send those adorabul pawn kittens out to teh battlefeeld.
Waow! Dat sowndz nys! Ayl tayk uh set 4 mai awfiss at werkz n wun 4 hoam, ifn U doan mynd…
Kongrachulashuns wunce agin annipuss, adn tu Aahz az well! Hav u a bevraj prefrens? Shal Ai tern onna radeeo fur sum muzik?
Ai iz at werk…iz otay, tho, becuz nawt doin’ much werking befur teh hour ov noon. Ah, teh hotel life. Eneewai, here iz teh mega ultra awssom coffee that we haz in teh lobby!
Naow Monopoly oar Aggravayshun, doze r mai kynda gaymz
Conga rats shoe laces, Annipuss & Aahz!!1! Hao shuld we silly brate ur ty?
Fanky, upfi! I letz annipuss disyd sints herz iz awn da tawp uv da ty
Thx upfi, liek Ai sayed, Ai need lotsa cawfee 2 stai awayk til bed tiem!
I nawt uh bee kauphy dreenkur, but I can haz sum hawt wite chokklit mowka wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp…
oohh….kitteh will luv! yum.
:D!
I willz monopolize the board by sitting on it and aggravate Uz.
That’s LIFE wif a kitteh!
Doant UNO it!
yup. Dartz teh way itiz when yr Heartz iz Pwnd by the kittehz.
Teh Trouble wif kittehs iz
tehy ar sumtymez Hungry,
Hungry, Hippos.
(nawt really)
Now dont getz it all twisterd arownd PC!
Kittehs r nawt trouble.. and they makes a grate mousetrap!
ha! Twister wuz fun fur
about 5 minitz. Tehn it
wuz bak tu dezinin Barbiez
house….
Kan’t makez cheezburgers in EZ-Bake oven kitteh.
U can iffs u liek dem bery bery rare.
Yew cud maek teh catnip cookies, tho!
Adn den u bee sorree!
Habbin a kitteh meenz………
Nebber habbin tew sai ur sawree HAR HAR HAR taht wun iz sew bad it stinkz…
neber can playz an uninterrupted gamez!
An u kan fergit abowt jigsawr puzzzlez!
or scrablol
kitteh lykes to sit on the board and bat deh tiles
unless yew lieks habbin teh pieces eeted.
havin a kitteh
meanz… alwayz havin a
pawrtner fur solitair.