bai dog
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bai dog hav fun at vet
mebbeh goggie pressd da peddel dat maeks him nawt go 2 da vet.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption:
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Don cum bakk
oh you so mean.
hai annipuss! it seems lyke we r teh ownlee wuns owt tew plai tewdai! concats on teh nawt sekkund spot fur teh elebentieth tyme dis week! we can has cup of cawfee fu drinks an a rousin sing song of “na na naaa naaa, na na naaa na, heeeeeyyy guurdbyee”?
na na naaa naaa, na na naaa naaa, heeeeeyyy don crai!!!!
con ga rat shoelaces 2 annipuss. allow me 2 offur u sum Amaroela Cream, teh yummiest drinkee frm SoufAfrika.
(it makes u dans, dans, dans!)
Wud u lyke sum nooly baeked muffens wit ur kawfee? Wut kynd? Lessee, wii hav
Appul
Boobary
Creem filt
D…
Delishus Prune filled wuns (Ai reelee laik them!!)
Elderberrie jam
Fig preserves
G. . .
Ginjur
Hukulberri
Iced
J…
Giant 500 caleree wuns (uh oh)
Hyuge 500 caleree wuns (uh oh)
Inkr-Edibly big 500 caleree wuns (uh oh)
K…
OMG, Ai furgot J. Bak 2 kindygardin 4 me.
Wait wait WAIT. What was that for “B” ??
It wuz spozed to be “Blooberry” but mai tiping nawt sew gud. Sry.
Pssst Teho! Arn’t tehy teh speshul wuns fur halloween???
Shaped laik liddle ghosts!
Thx Jimmba – Ai waited a liddle wile an der diddn seem2 b enniboddee 2 plai wiv, soe I went owt.
is moaning awl redi? Conga Rat shu laces annipuss. [_]o [_]o [_]o [_]o [_]o kawfie all around. “sumatra” my faborite………….yummmmmmmmm
ebreewun seems tew hab reely posh cawfee’s, ai jus has kenco instant, black wib tew shoogurs.
When ai am in jermanee, jimmba – ai will send yoo sum of mai favorite kind. It’s called “Indio” an iz frum Hochland. Avalabul awnlee in Stuttgart. Wud yoo laik hole been?? Oar alreddee ground? ; )
Cud bee a nice burfday present!
(Ebreewun – mark yur kalenderz!! 7 july iz Jimmga’s burfday – an 5 July iz Salleh’s!)
Lotsa July burfdaze! Ai haz a burfday july 11. Mai shaimless sef-promoshun, let mii show u it.
But we WANTZ to know it!!!
Hao kan enewun say “Happy Burfday” if wee dont know wehn???
Well – ov corse – teh lufflee Burfday Fairy can! PIks up alw teh wun we DONT know!
An ar deer lurkers as well!!
Tank u JCH4K. U r sew nyse tu mii (adn ebberywon, rly).
ohai awntee Janet!!
ai wud simplee lub sum cawfee, alredee growund wud be bestest so ai can hab it at wurk in teh mornin 
wud be a lublee burfdai pressie! <3
It twill bee a liddle layte. Ai’m going to bee there frum 22 July until 5 August.
Shud bee lots ov fun. Going to a Gyunt Birfday partee (50 fur a frend – a REELEEE REELEE iimportant wun in jermanee.
An visit lots ov frenz in Stuttgart an Heidelberg. Havn’t bin there since Oct ov aught six!
Ai miss them a lot.
But – *brightens ala P d’B* ai hav lots ov frens taht ai dont HAV to miss – laik ebreewun heer!!!
Hear. Ai send cuppa mai fresh roastid Brazillion 2 u. Becuz instant cawfee gibs me a sad, 2.
I like yr kawfie mugs jpjohnsr. Mine’s strong blk pls. Teh kitteh luks like mi Finnegan. (Long tym cros bridge) He wus funny aber snip. Staggr frum baskit, sit on flor, look down ther, thn tri to wash it bak.
Kawfie mugs! My stupie, let me show yuu it.. need moar kawfie.. wanders off, mumbling to self.
I can has my kawfee iced? Is hawt heer dis morning. Not that hawt, rilly, but hoomid. I not liek da hoomid. It maekz mai hair pritti but da rest of me not so much happi.
we needs stuf to maek shur dog can has no com bak! dump teh dogfud! hyd teh dogbones! seel teh doggie door!
AMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Little does kitty know is that he will be going to the vet sooner or later. And thus doggie will have no pity,,
Reap what you sow. Karma and all that.
goggie weel tell on vet.. “-i haz a coald? Kitteh sneezd at meh, skautz onner”
ann den he finks tu hizzelf “-dats foar stiiling mah spot in da cauch, kitteh”
yesh…kitteh not see hooman sneaking up behind wif cat carrier in hand. Goggie jest a dekoi!
Nice one
Windaow kleener kitteh has hidz bukkit so as nawt to mak lolrus jellus.
Wens uze back uz tell me wot snip meaz ok
Invisible forcefield – check.
Mime kitteh praktisin!
Kitteh tinks of menny ways to say bye to dawg:
Arriva-derchi,
Bye bye,
Ciao,
Don’t let the door hitcha on yer wai owt,
Elebenty teers I shed,
F…….
Farewell
Gud-bye
Havvagrayt trip!
I . . .
It wuz nys u got ta c me
Jetsettin – c ya
Know I gotta blow
Lets do this agin sumtym
M
Menny hoppy reeturns
Noo! Doant crie!
Oh! Sew gud u caem
Plz cum bak soon
Q
Quit cryin, u’ll mek me crai too.
‘Rivaderci!
See ya later, allimigator!
Ta Ta!
Until tomorry!
Vaya con Dios!
Write soonly!
X-l-nt to sees u!
Y’all come back now, goggie! NAWT.
ZOOOOOMMMMMM! ***Car with goggie speeds away****
Tehre. Alfamabet dun.
I’ll be seeing ya (NAWT)!
Journey safely
Keep in touch!
L . . .
Bye byez dogi!!
Don come backk!!!
Kitteh must be realy happy dogi gon
Gud now that mawm’s gone, I can call rest of the gang and has some funz!
How could anyone let their windowsill get that dirty?
um…remind me neber to let u in mah howse!!
Doan luk at teh dirt – luk at tek kyoot.
Bettur u than mi!
rhsb gud 2 seez that Uz is out from the unner the bed todai
hopez Uz is feeling somewhat bedder than the odder day
how iz Uz?
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Ohai, 2_k!
Ai’m berry tyred, nawt sleepin gud. Stayin close 2 teh bed, jes in case.
Oh, an stoopy Sara McLachlan commershul maed mi cri las nite.
it ar bery sad commershul, how can peeplols be so mean
to liddel goggies and kittuhs
Iz uz getting the liddel kitteh?
I hopez I weren’t bery preachy on odder threadz trying to gibe
you advice and all
hopez U wasn’t mad
Ai nawt mad. {{{two_kittehs}}}
Ai fownded a bebbeh kitteh taht ai want reelee hard, but so far, teh parints arnt sayin okay.
Wen ai tolded mai best fren abowt teh bebbeh kitteh, hur sayd, “U borkded teh rools! No holdin kittins!”
no can not hold the kittuns, dey is the bestest…
ohai rhsb and 2k. Ai tink u shud hoald awl teh kittehs u wants. Maeks u adn kitteh feel gud. Ai hoap tings r a liddle bedder fur u, adn dat dey git bedder ebbery dae.
I putz goggie in gog-a-polt! He fly nao!
gog-a-polt ftw!
Iz dawgie goin to get “tutored”?
(a la The Far Side)
*snerk* Ai member dat wun.
HaHa funni capton! nice job!
wuts up everyy 1?
kittehs paw *snerk*
i smellz peppr mint…. wut dos snerk meen?
Silleh kitteh; yuu spokez tuu sune; yuur shotz ar duu nexxt weak at teh vet;
Goggie gunna laff hymseylfe sik; tehn hims wil geyt hims rebenge!!!!!
Waitz till de take ur temberaturee wit beeeg merthometer goggie.
Mawm’s gone with the goggie….bai goggie!….nao whut?
Yep — doan evuhr com bak!!! Kittehs rool! Thoaz othuhr thingz—drool!
heerz teh burfday fairy wif today’s big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!
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fettiz an homemaed caek for ebreewun!
(if yoo are a shy lurkur an wishez taht niyse peepz on teh interwebz wuld say happee burfday to yoo, chek in at teh furst lol ob teh day – sumtimez burfday fairy’z a bit laet but seh’ll be tehre ebenchully – an let us kno its yor burfday! burfday fairy alwayz cheks bak to see if anywun hadz a burfday!!