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bukkit saga continues
the search widens
and cn’grats, wat’cher want for drink?
fanks I can cold coffeh it ar hot an muggeh herez
one cowld cawfee cummin’ up,*eyes two kittehs askance* ya wannit polluted?
wid whippee creamz?
Dan we should also offer anni, nightyshade, daisy and tidmum sum
drinkees they wuz all tied wid me an ofcourse any odder cheezpeeps
that might wanna join
I haz to go nowz, so eberyone has fun widout meh
Thx two_kittehs, Ai haz 2 go 2 bed naow. G’nite ebbrywun!
Thx two_kittehs! I’d liek whippee creemz an sum vanillol flavrin in mai cowld cawfee, plz.
roight, *heads towards NB* lemme go open the bar.
‘Kay bars open.
*gets a drynk tu silly-brayt beink on da vowting payges.*
Wot culler wuz it?
Yt was red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and mauve and chocolate and gold and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue.
dude, the sixties must’ve been good to you.
Naw, jus’ remumberd teh wurds to Kitteh And Deir Technicolour Fishcoat.
dat iddn’t funneh ta me, hadda du teh show in college *shudder*
Had tu du teh show when in primary skool. One ob teh actors had sumfing REELY contageous adn three-quarterz ob teh skool (adn there payrents) had a rajing feebu fur awlmowst a wiik.
I haddunt relizd taht Elmer the Efalumps author must have been taking off on teh Dreemkote. Elmer is red and yellow and green and brown and grey and purple and white and pink and orange and blue.
He’s wun ov my nefew-kitteh’s favrit buks.
I did dat sho in hai skool! I wuz in da “kwire” so we sang lots ob kolurs. I alwayz tink ob thi end as “pink and orange and BLUE!” bekuz it feelz so good to finish da list!
Ai fink dat teh walruss mite haz it.
psst… ai haz seen it! bukkit is in germane-y wif teh bebbeh polah bayers!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1459455
The lolrus that MarieMeyer made on Etsy has it! There’s a great interview with Sonya from ICHC that shows it — go here http://etsy.com/storque/section/spotlight/article/featured-buyer-sonya-from-i-can-has-cheezburger/2131/
OK, iz ben a whiel sins I posteded a linkie, was I sposed to put in the www and leeve owt teh http oar teh other way? Mabye it wurks . . .
Aderv — advism — look at me! — I am on Etsy too wiv kool fings to sell — http://piedras.etsy.com
I has posteded a commintz abowt a lolrus WIV a bukkit, on Etsy.com, that Sonya, Sonik from ICHC fowned an feetured on hers innerview. Butt I had linkies in my commintz, an so WP has eated it, an mebbeh ifn yu kum back to dis spot inna owr it will finely be vissibul. Butt if yu go to etsy.com and chuze BLOG, yu will fine the innerview wiv feetured buyer Sonya frum ICHC. Phunny gud innerview!
ur commint caem up in mai commint moderashun, ackshully (ai aprooved it). fanks 4 teh compliments!!!
Wow! I has corre — corspon — talkd to a reel liev cheezpeep! I likeded so much yur descripshun of lolspeak – ” grammatically-unsound and incredibly misspelled pidgin … comparable to those of an Earthbound alien using someone’s shorthand text messages and chatlogs for a language manual. ”
LOL! @@@@@
yup — we r awl reel; no robawts. *beeps*
rly tho, fanks a bunch! I haf teh saem feeling awl day from being feetured on etsy. zomg ai has teh internet-famous! etc…
duh . . . WP diddunt eet it foar verry long! sorry for awl teh posties
I Egret to informs yoo, I hasn’t seen it.
Ai geese yu’ll hafta luk elsewhere!
don’t duck Ur responsibiliteh
dat could be a sparrow interpretation of responsibiliteh, yesh?
Sorry. I was a littel loon-y.
’sokay, wii R 2, herr on dare.
Only a quack would talk that way.
Ownlee iffn he waz raven
Dount get peacockie, der’s Moa badd yolks owt der dan yu can know. Kea heer them? Da jokes are coming thys way….
Gud wun!
Mebbe itz ober heron teh beech.
Iffin u crane yer neck,u can sees it.
I am too cheep to buy binockyoolars.
Yoo is so gull-ible
Wren will dis ebber end ???
owl hav to think abowt taht !
Grouse awl yu lyke, ai fynd the puns veri pheasent to heer.
Did somewun sai owl?
Hoot mon!
I am a silly goose.
Medy-ebil munks deklared teh barnacle goose woz hatched from barnacles, sew they cuud nom it on fridays, az it woz a fish.
Wuts dat frum….Montee Piethon ???
Teh weerd thyng iz it comz frum reel hystri buuks, adn not Montee PieTheon.
Wuzzent me!! I diddunt steel it!!
…….****pushes bukkit farther awai wif webby feets******
HehHehHeh!
don’t tell me u wuz robin teh bukkit!
Nah. Der kitteh cawt the robin urlier.
*sitting on bucket* nope, has not seen.
Cuz if it had da fishies in it, da only bukit I seed din even hab one scale left…I mean in it….I din eat no fishies..honest..I wouldn’t eben do dat for da haibut, but the lolrul cod have done it. I haz my trouts about him!
didd it has enny fishez in it?
Iz dis your backyard swimmin pool?
Lolseal?
Ai iz teh Bukkit Mastr, is yu teh Fish Holder???
u iz sew “Busted”
nnnoooo……*cheezy grin*……..but he did tell meh ta meet’in here.
Teh passwerd iz “cheez”….
do u has teh documints ?????
“documints”? izzat da papur inna altoids box?
***snerk***
Aye haz teh yo-yo……
I thot it woz mynts wib riting on dem.
Doz da fishes swim in zools?
(Sorry) *Headdesk*
If da Bukkit Master anna Fish Holder getz togedder, do da fishes stats to swim in Zools?
We wud neyd tu ask Ebil Maus dat wun. Jus’ downt thynk of marshmallow figurs.
Yew can haz a deep breff, FD5? Itz ok – rillee, it iz. Try to fink uv it az dat teh cheezburgers dat be wantz to maek us laff — it’s nawt so much abowt bein teh wun hooz lol is selektud. Itz jus a bonus if yew oar a frend maeks it awl teh way to teh frunt page.
srry, i noz, i is just tired. i reely iz, srry if i haz ben complainin alot, i’m stll just 2 daiz old 2 dis site, so ovr time i willz become used 2 itt. thanx 4 helpin mai.
u r verry nice! 
mebbe we iz just beddur at beein clever in teh commints!
Dis bukkit…haow mush iz it wurf to yew?
a few bills?
*heddesk*
eye bet just one……………the burds’.
* gro-o-o-a-n*
*grin*,*e-vile grin* bwa-ha-haaa
‘ebening, stagehanddan, tidmum
eebnin owl
Whut a luffly abatar !!!!
tank you, tidmum, and mice to meet you. Dis abatar is very sim…looks liek yores. I gotted it at http://www.avatarpimp.com/displayimage.php?album=1&pos=27
howdy, howareyadooin’
I b OK…going on mini-bacation tomorrow. How u be?
ah, teh sadness of teh bukkitless pinniped … wut can we dew eggsept has a drink in his honor?
Verry gud ideyah Phillipe.
I shall joyn yoo in a towst to awl hoo hab lubbed an lost- a bukkit.
Aisle shall joyne yoo ina bucket ob G &T, hold teh towst, kthnx
*iyes lite up at G & T *
Gordons?
Boodles?
Tank-a-ray, Rangpur
Plimmuff?
Aw hek!! Gin iz gud no madder whut breed it iz!!!
I eeben has sloe gin in mah stash!!!
or in honor of Travis McGee…..Plymouth?
Ohh blarg-ah-fargh… haz gotz tu put libayshunz awai adn hawl mai lardii carkess orf tu teh cawfii hows adn orcastaight teh ebeningz pantii-fleengin. Haz onlii bin hoom frum werk fur haba our, pooh… wanna plai hear. Aye lieb yuze guise wif teh gin, adn ah souplye ob liemz. Schmoo.
pantii-fleengin??? *PERK*
heh, I’ve to deal wit the projectile-slightly-used-lingerie tomorrow.
Tom Jones’ll be here, again.
Duz he has to perform wif a walker yet ???
*snerk* noe, nawt yets. he still gives a great show.
Nao ai haz “It’s nawt unusooal to be lubbed bai u” goin thro mai hed….
Eerworm!!
“yew can leb yur hat on” does it for me, prolly be hearin’ it for about a week after tomorrer.
Bombay Sapphire
ooo dat mah fayvrit jin
I can has sum o’dat?
gotcher eyedeee handii?
Tank yu fur kawmpliment! I has not been kardid much lately.
*pulls out eyedee wiv purty color holo… hawlog… laser pichur on it!*
I is growed up. At leest kronolawjikly.
Duz nawt drink teh gin,but ai lubs teh color uv teh Bombay !
Ai doan fink aiz eber had teh gin (except in Lawng-eye-land Eyestee). Teh Bombay Sapphire boddul is berry purdee tho. Ai fink ai *mite* haz to haz a lemontini tonite (Absolut Citron + Sweet & Sour in glass wif shoogar on teh rim). Mmmmm.
*hic*
frozen mudslide, pls
kthx
…by teh bukkit, ob corse
hiyaz!!!!!!!!!!
AFLAC!!!!
iz sory. dat not a lolrus.
dat a seel.
Da lolrus haz sined dis lol adn dat iz hiz royal seel.
aflak aflak AFLAK!!!
Adn teh kwest foar teh bukkit goez awn,…..,adn awn….., adn awn……;
Tehre bees soe menny frends luukyng foar the Lolrus’s bukkit taht weez kan nawt keap tehm strate!!!.
Wif awl tehse sercherz, teh Lolrus iys bownd tuu bees geyttyng hims bukkit bak!!!!
is a sealion.
not lolrus.
duhh.
doesn’t matter
bukkit iz still a bukkit
Nao I kno whut the guy in teh Beatles movie HELP was looking for.
looks like tennoji zoo in osaka