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Y iz fud on fyr?

cuz it iz ur birfday.

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Aahz

Dat shood breen LCB rownd pirdee sune… ;-)

zauberflote

Fud awn fyre b/c Maus been rownd wif himz Zippo!

 
 
Princess Mu

woo hoo! i’ll get em, i fink dey r n da naughty barn! brb…

tessm

oooh, she’s bin gon a long time…! :shock:

tessm

wow u r on teh spot!
ai jus lukked at werdpretzl.com and saw taht ai wuz logged out, sumhow.
???
mebbe it will be bak naow?

tessm

ai lykes yur abatar too. Berry cyoot!

jd

Wierd Pretzel iz twisted. Ai thynk Ebil Maus mai hab helped wib riting it.

eeckthecat

Iz u habbin trubbles wif teh WP ?????

 
tessm

yoo may bee on too sumting tehre…!

 
 
 
 
 
 
owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

OK, I is flustrated. I doan see list uv abailable ‘default’ abatars in my Weird Pretzel account…guess I’ll stay boring. :::sigh:::

tessm

try wordpress.com,
then “profile” way off to the right,
then u can upload a picshure.
ai dunno if they has defaults there.
ai think the defaults come frum ICHC mebbe?

 
 
 
 
 
smackymcgee

annipuss u iz awn a rowl! u bin at teh tawp spawt menny times tihs week! concats tu u!
.
drinks an danses foar teh ty wif jk2kitteh?

annipuss

Thx, Ai’ll joyn jk2kitteh in teh tybooteek.
Ai’z maykin teh moast uv maus bein on bakashun!

 
jk2kitteh

tnx, i’d lyke sum sham-pag… shump-ay… fizzy stuf ples!

smackymcgee

heer jk2k, heerz ur fizzy whine an wif sum lurvley strawzzleburries in. wud u liek fyre on tawp, tu?

jk2kitteh

yummm… mebbe nawt the fyre tho tnx

 
 
tessm

oooh, ai lurves teh fizzy stuff!

smackymcgee

heer hab sum, tessm. wud u liek berriez in, tu?
.
*hands obur glass ob shampane*
*hovers spoonful ob berriez obur teh glass*

tessm

oooh, mai, yesh!! fankyoo “berry” much!
(get it?) ;)

smackymcgee

ur “berry” welkom!

 
 
 
 
 
 
whiskers

speshully ifn its teh firmen frum teh reskuu picture. meee-YOW!

 
marymary

Shud dey send teh wuns in training tu?

marymary

U meen, teh “marymary-er”?

 
 
Aahz

Ohai marymary! Haow U b?
Mai nefyoo jess gotted akseptid 2 b uh vawluntear fyrmin IRL. Himz gunna goez 2 fyrmin traynin, den himz gunna b reel fyrmin!!

PercyCat

tahtz hawt! Aahz! :lol:
(ai really nebr uz taht fraz IRL,
grlsntehsouth, onnur)
Wuz he a boyscout?
Jus doin a survey….

Aahz

Noe, himz nawt boi skowt… But himz momcat iz un EMT

 
 
marymary

Hai Aahz! Ai bee purtee gud deez daze. Dem fyrmin wurk sew hard!! Ai hoap
teh nefyoo lubs teh job (if heez cyoot, send pikchurs ov him inna yooneeform)
:-)

Aahz

Waol, I nawt fink himz kyoot, but I nawt uh gurl. :-) Awl da gurlz fink himz kyoot, tho… I gess datz wat maddurz… Win I gitz uh pitcher uv himz wif fyrmin yoonifoarm awn, I putz it up heer 4 awl U gurl cheezfrinz, k?

 
 
 
 
 
Brandon_ha

Man tmos my bday nawt 2da

marymary

Den hoppy bday urlee! :-D

 
 
 
eeckthecat

Uh…wow…how mannee candles iz dat,anneeway ????

smackymcgee

prolly about elebenty oar twelvty or so. summink liek dat.

tessm

ai thot “billion” comes after “elebenty”?
yoo know: wun, too, elebenty, billion.
rite?
sew taht luks like billion to mee.

smackymcgee

but twelvty comes aftur billion sumwere duzzint it? maebby twelvty is tu mush?
yesh. ur rite. ifinkso it’s billion.

tessm

mebbe ai am kounting lyke tihs becauz uv teh fizzy stuffs…
hic!

jd

Nurmbaas aer eezi. Iz nawt too, too, tree, shrub, elebenty, billyon, twelvty, hundread, sebenty, fore, giggul, mani.

Aahz

Waol, I noez elebentee-wun hasta b in dere sumware, cuz dat haow owld Bilbo Bagginziz wuz n LotR. Dey wuz havvin un ellebentee-nawt-sekkund birfdai pardee 4 himz…

jd

Yew aer rite! Elebenty-nawt-sekkund. Dat gows after…. after…. mani! Dat’s rite! Iz mani, elebenty-nawt-sekkund. An’ after dat it iz lotz.

 
 
kitkay

w00t, w00ty-dew, eye lyke dat….
*copies and prince jd’s nombers, putz on friggytator to help mii lern 2 count rite*

 
kitkay

und denn dare’z: ains, zwai, drai, feer, floof, sechs, C-Ben?, ouch, nyne, zane…

(gigglol)

PercyCat

ai lyk teh # rite afta zane…
iz taht unleavend?
(gigglolotta)

kitkay

yesh, iz unleavend! an unleavends’ wolf, As-a-matter-of-Factoid!

 
jd

Ai thynk afta zanie iz “wood elf”.

 
 
annipuss

Haow abowt Yan, tan, ethero, pethero, pim ?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
emme

2 potect kitta frum fallin in2 hole in centre

jd

Der’s a blayk howel in der kayk? Stevun Hawking maid it?

 
 
MelONyx

I wanna see kitteh blow owt de kannels! Pweez? I will halp!

smackymcgee

il jus hab sum ob teh strawzzleburries, plz. mmmm strawzzleburries…

eeckthecat

Yesh…blend dem into teh dackerees,pleez 8)

 
stagehanddan

if you’ve seen Firefly, you’ll have a new appreciation for strawberries.

eeckthecat

Hav seen Firefly(teh TV show,rite?),but down’t bemember strawberries….

stagehanddan

Ya don’t member how the shepard paid for his passage? in part anyway. It was on the pilot episode. Kaylee, in the kitchen, wif a strawberry, and I was slain.

eeckthecat

Drat….nebber saw pilot.
Have been meanin to get teh DVD……

stagehanddan

I cannot recommend it enough. I’ve had luck at a used book/music/movie store here finding the series on DVD. Try that if ya wanna.

eeckthecat

Ai wil luk awn Ebay,also…..haz had luck dere wif DVD’s B4.