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Send fur teh fyrmens
Dat shood breen LCB rownd pirdee sune…
Fud awn fyre b/c Maus been rownd wif himz Zippo!
woo hoo! i’ll get em, i fink dey r n da naughty barn! brb…
oooh, she’s bin gon a long time…!
Tessm….were iz teh abatar ????
wow u r on teh spot!
ai jus lukked at werdpretzl.com and saw taht ai wuz logged out, sumhow.
???
mebbe it will be bak naow?
hooray!
Yesh!! Ai lieks teh chococat.
ai lykes yur abatar too. Berry cyoot!
Wierd Pretzel iz twisted. Ai thynk Ebil Maus mai hab helped wib riting it.
Iz u habbin trubbles wif teh WP ?????
yoo may bee on too sumting tehre…!
OK, I is flustrated. I doan see list uv abailable ‘default’ abatars in my Weird Pretzel account…guess I’ll stay boring. :::sigh:::
try wordpress.com,
then “profile” way off to the right,
then u can upload a picshure.
ai dunno if they has defaults there.
ai think the defaults come frum ICHC mebbe?
annipuss u iz awn a rowl! u bin at teh tawp spawt menny times tihs week! concats tu u!
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drinks an danses foar teh ty wif jk2kitteh?
Thx, Ai’ll joyn jk2kitteh in teh tybooteek.
Ai’z maykin teh moast uv maus bein on bakashun!
tnx, i’d lyke sum sham-pag… shump-ay… fizzy stuf ples!
heer jk2k, heerz ur fizzy whine an wif sum lurvley strawzzleburries in. wud u liek fyre on tawp, tu?
yummm… mebbe nawt the fyre tho tnx
oooh, ai lurves teh fizzy stuff!
heer hab sum, tessm. wud u liek berriez in, tu?
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*hands obur glass ob shampane*
*hovers spoonful ob berriez obur teh glass*
oooh, mai, yesh!! fankyoo “berry” much!
(get it?)
ur “berry” welkom!
speshully ifn its teh firmen frum teh reskuu picture. meee-YOW!
Shud dey send teh wuns in training tu?
Teh moar teh merryer!
U meen, teh “marymary-er”?
Ohai marymary! Haow U b?
Mai nefyoo jess gotted akseptid 2 b uh vawluntear fyrmin IRL. Himz gunna goez 2 fyrmin traynin, den himz gunna b reel fyrmin!!
tahtz hawt! Aahz!
(ai really nebr uz taht fraz IRL,
grlsntehsouth, onnur)
Wuz he a boyscout?
Jus doin a survey….
Noe, himz nawt boi skowt… But himz momcat iz un EMT
Hai Aahz! Ai bee purtee gud deez daze. Dem fyrmin wurk sew hard!! Ai hoap
teh nefyoo lubs teh job (if heez cyoot, send pikchurs ov him inna yooneeform)
Waol, I nawt fink himz kyoot, but I nawt uh gurl.
Awl da gurlz fink himz kyoot, tho… I gess datz wat maddurz… Win I gitz uh pitcher uv himz wif fyrmin yoonifoarm awn, I putz it up heer 4 awl U gurl cheezfrinz, k?
bes kerful wut ur wishez ares…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1403650
… deyz cud comez tru
ai lurves a kitteh in uniform…
Man tmos my bday nawt 2da
Den hoppy bday urlee!
yer owld!
Uh…wow…how mannee candles iz dat,anneeway ????
prolly about elebenty oar twelvty or so. summink liek dat.
ai thot “billion” comes after “elebenty”?
yoo know: wun, too, elebenty, billion.
rite?
sew taht luks like billion to mee.
but twelvty comes aftur billion sumwere duzzint it? maebby twelvty is tu mush?
yesh. ur rite. ifinkso it’s billion.
mebbe ai am kounting lyke tihs becauz uv teh fizzy stuffs…
hic!
Nurmbaas aer eezi. Iz nawt too, too, tree, shrub, elebenty, billyon, twelvty, hundread, sebenty, fore, giggul, mani.
Waol, I noez elebentee-wun hasta b in dere sumware, cuz dat haow owld Bilbo Bagginziz wuz n LotR. Dey wuz havvin un ellebentee-nawt-sekkund birfdai pardee 4 himz…
Yew aer rite! Elebenty-nawt-sekkund. Dat gows after…. after…. mani! Dat’s rite! Iz mani, elebenty-nawt-sekkund. An’ after dat it iz lotz.
w00t, w00ty-dew, eye lyke dat….
*copies and prince jd’s nombers, putz on friggytator to help mii lern 2 count rite*
und denn dare’z: ains, zwai, drai, feer, floof, sechs, C-Ben?, ouch, nyne, zane…
(gigglol)
ai lyk teh # rite afta zane…
iz taht unleavend?
(gigglolotta)
yesh, iz unleavend! an unleavends’ wolf, As-a-matter-of-Factoid!
Ai thynk afta zanie iz “wood elf”.
Haow abowt Yan, tan, ethero, pethero, pim ?
2 potect kitta frum fallin in2 hole in centre
Der’s a blayk howel in der kayk? Stevun Hawking maid it?
I wanna see kitteh blow owt de kannels! Pweez? I will halp!
il jus hab sum ob teh strawzzleburries, plz. mmmm strawzzleburries…
Yesh…blend dem into teh dackerees,pleez
if you’ve seen Firefly, you’ll have a new appreciation for strawberries.
Hav seen Firefly(teh TV show,rite?),but down’t bemember strawberries….
Ya don’t member how the shepard paid for his passage? in part anyway. It was on the pilot episode. Kaylee, in the kitchen, wif a strawberry, and I was slain.
Drat….nebber saw pilot.
Have been meanin to get teh DVD……
I cannot recommend it enough. I’ve had luck at a used book/music/movie store here finding the series on DVD. Try that if ya wanna.
Ai wil luk awn Ebay,also…..haz had luck dere wif DVD’s B4.
KWIK! KAWL TEH FYURMINZ!!11!!1!!
Kwik! whutz’ teh nommer?!!11!11!
Yu dowunt niid deir nommer, jus’ call der NB adn ask der fyremens tu come over.
Princess Mu went to geddem a whyle ago, but shee nebber came bak from teh NB… oh, mai… mebbe ai shud go luk 4 her… mak shure shee iz OK, yoo know.
Umm, K … shure … mayk shure herz b K……… rite…
o noes~! call for teh itty bitty kitty fire squad! hurryz!
So ure 30.
When will u b mature?
NEBBUR!
Thank ceiling cat!
Yu noe dat yu can send smowk signuls from candles tew ceeling cat?
Pfft.
*snerk*
Best 2 groe owld disgrasefullee. Dats mush moar fun.
YES!
I work on it ebry day.
*snurt*
Meez, too!!!
Ai doant hafta work onnit, Iz nachrally disgraceful.
*snurt, snurt*
hey Kitkay, wuz it yoo that wuz bringing home a noo kitteh lass week?
YESH! too noo tiny kittehs!!! Brother is black and grey, and sister is ginger and orange (yumm, yumm!)
Yay,Kitkay !!! TWO noo kittehs !!!
Bless yer hart!
YAY! too kittehs!
r they still tiny liddul wun-handerz?
marymary, heerz a quoat fur u:
“I’m an experinced woman;
I’ve been around…Well, all right,
I might not’ve been around,
but I’ve been….nearby.”
-Mary Richards
“The Mary Tyler Moore Show”
LOLZ!!
Dats teh WIN commint uv teh day fur me, Annipuss!!
I mai be gittin older, but I refoos to grow up!!
Ohai,Pb2k !!!
Ai haz nawt tawlked to u in a whyle….
Ai red dat u iz goin fer teh transplant in August.
ohai, Eeck! I’z bin teh bizzy – I’z trying to do sum werks wile I feel guds. next week I gits moar kemo, an den I woan be werking so much an can plai heer moar!
.
I’z hoping teh transplant iz in teh August (iffn nawt, I’z gonna be annoyed!). Wii still doan has a firmed up skedule…
.
Mai impatshuns, lemme sho yoo it!
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Hao’s fings wif yoo, Eeck???
Fings iz berry gud. Ai iz still plannin to bisit u wen u goes back inna hospital!!
Ai haz nawt been playin here so much on teh nites & weekunds…ai hopes to remedy that soon!!
Ai has to leev for home nao,but ai will log bak awn when ai gets dere!!
I lykes Ur spirit PB2K gud luk wid everyting
{{{{{PB2k}}}}}
Ai stopt growin up yeers agoe, but Ai keeps growin owt.
Aw, cmon!
mai grow old, refuse to grow up
shudn’t teh caek be made uv toona?
itz tew show taht kitteh iz nutty az a froot kayk!
Ai luv aenjul fud caek adn stawzleberreez! Ai had a kitteh hoo thot strawzleberreez wuz meet! Himz wud c mii wit them adn run rite ober to beg, den sae “pleh” wen Ai givz him won. Himz wuz berry silly.
I had kitteh onct hu lieked strumberri jello! She wuld sit and wate and wate whiles I eated it, an then lik up the littul bits lefted ovur. She wuz sillykitteh too.
ai had kitteh “Sam-Sam” whut lyked EBBERYTING. ai started a list. Rule wuz, if hee tasted it, tehn came bak 4 moar, went on teh list. Wee had:
refried beans,
yogurt,
tortilla chips, an manee manee moar.
(sorry list nawt alfalolbetical)
Wun time wen wee had mah DH’s fave dinner = chicken with linguine, leeks & tomatoes, teh kitteh jumped up on bak uv mah chair and tryed to get sum offa mah fork!
Sam-Sam had teh varied palate,fer shur !!!
hee wuz funny kitteh in manee wayz. hee wanted 2 bee big bad kitteh butt hee wuz too floofy too luk teh part.
See pic at mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1429720
Kyoot kitteh !!!
Iffin u clicks awn mai nayme,ai has pics uv mai girrrls awn mai profile.
oooh, manee pritty kittehs! and floofy too!
(pls 2 tell how to get name to turn bloo? kthx)
Has to register on ICHC,on the brown bar at the top of the page.Ai had to set up teh profile.
ai can already has teh ICHC profile, butt mai name nawt bloo.
mebbe ai iz nawt speshul?
HMmmmm….Ai noes JanetCH4K wuz habbin trubble wif gettin teh bloo nayme,too…..Ai onlee knows so much pyooter stuffs…we needs Maus or Cween fer dis problim.
OK… HALP!! pls. kthx.
this is wut {{cweenmj}}
decreed us tu du:
type into the URI, on
this page after u clik
on “reply here”
“http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/picures-by-YourNameHere/”
adn see f dat werkz.
hope it does..
don furgt yr “mine”
ai jus lef a way, per
{{cweenmj}} decree..
but it had tu rap roun
so hoo noez win itll
show up… lets
time it…r nawt…
my gues iz that win
it does show up, it’s
time stamp will b b4
this notez time…
ain’t tihs fun…
Fankyoo! OK, lessee whut happinz…
oooh! oooh! name iz bloo, an avatar too?
fanky fanky yoo!
(uhoh, zauberflote mus bee contajus.)
wun moar try… then ai quitz.
Ai lieks yer piks !!
Blak kitteh luks liek “U DARE to tayke mai piktur,inferior hoomin??!!??”
hai, tessm,
sawry, ai don do
avatar trix…yet.
hai, eeckthebloocat
thnkyoo! ai lurves mai big blak kitteh. Morgan haz mannee niknamez wich do justice too hiz impressive demeen… dimene… luks.
Morgan teh Grate
Teh Empurror
Sirius Blak
oar as my DH callz him, None More Blak.
ai lurves yur profile pic, waving ohai!
I liekz yur piccies! Speshully da one on da balkuny rail. Pretti kittehs!
Fank u !!!!
Balkuny rail kitteh will gib me teh hart failure one uv dese dais !!
I fot our Patches (menny yeers ago) hadded a stranj palate, but Sam-Sam’s tayst wuz mush moar varied! Patches likeded green beenz an vanilla i scream, tho nawt togedder.
our reskwew ketteh yoda is a nanna nommer. He will mug yew for a nanner. I beez walkin in da hall wiff a nanner and he jumps up and put nawt back paws on my legs and pushes till he gets noms.
sounz kyoot!
Oooh, kyoot! I haz a kitteh-in-nai-hart name of Teddy, hoo liekd cyookumber and cantalope. Hii cud count to 2, too! He’d com runnin wen he herd teh knife cuttin teh cyookumber, and I’d cut a slyce in haff and let him likk likk likk it. Den he wud wayte payshuntlee foar teh next. I giv it tew him, likk likk likk likk, and then he walk awai happy. Cats can count tew two!!!!!! hoo noo. Yoo hoo. Bloo foo. Um, sumbuddee stawp me!
*****taykes ZF bai teh shoulders,gives her a shayke*****
Get ahold uv yerself !!!!!!
Boohoohoohoo
Ma-aaah! Shii’s shaekin me!!!!!
I gotted heer reel layte, an nao tyme tew go dew sum werks, DANG!!! See yawll layter! Booboobooboooo…. ♫ ♫
Waol, eeck, aftur U shuk herz, herz kin kownt 2 4 naow……
…
Haow r U ZF? Nawt 2 shaykin up, I hoapz… Wanna chokklit martoonee (shaykin, nawt sturrd)?
Ohai ZF
I just givved mah floofy butts reeeeeel catnip-nawt sekkund tyme dems had it neet.
!!!
Dey is bofe now very chilled
I putted picshures awn mah ICHC profyle .
Wud ya lyke sum too?
Whut– reel nip????? Wud it stawp this bloofoogoogoo problem? Email me!
Emayo awn its way
***tee,hee***
Floofy butts! Ai am cawlin mai girrrrls dat wen ai gets home!!!
Yer kittehs be chillin fer shur !!!
Did yoo see mah picshures?
Yesh….***giggol***
Click awn mai nayme to see mai kittehs…..
*splooooooooorrrrrrrtttttttt*
Whut beeyootimuss kittehs!!!! Awl ob dem are Skweeeeeeeeeee..
Teh wun climbin awn teh railins be brayve!!!
Aktually,she iz teh chikkun cat. Suprized me to no end wen she started walkin teh railin !!!
Fernybeans gets awn teh bedrum winnowsil an tries to go awn teh owtside ledge.
I has a skeered wen she dus it , so I keeps teh sayfty latch awn.
Carnt hab teh winnows wide oped acuz she will fawl down i noe it
Nala almost went ober teh railin once….she cawtwd herself wif hers front legs,tho….
Gabe me a hart attak !!!
I’m not surprised- I would have too!!
Iz funneh, I never worry about her being up a tree or on the pergola,but windowsills!! I am a kwivvering wrek!!!
Mai kitteh Toodlz like to nom ham sanwij an choklik caik. She laik cyookumba too an tmartoez but lettiss stik to her teefs. She laik skon an cheez tebber dan kreem.I luv her so much. She gon long tyme now, years. I miss her sumfing horrid.
Fud iz on fyr bcawse wii kant afford 2 turn teh furniss awn.
gas 4 R carz
oyl 4 teh heet,
ebben teh fudz,
gitting wai 2 ’spensive
to eet!
Dis caek…it b a lie!
Syuntifik proof caek b lie: caek no has nombr valyoo. Pi has nombr valyoo ov 3.14159265helpimstuckinauniversefactory, but caek no can has nombr.
It can haz a nommer tho.
dat so funnee u maeded mee spit my caek! FTW!
i not noes wut mah sleep nomber is, but mah caek nomber is: CHOKKIT.
kitteh sleep nomber is: yesh, pls.
)
(oar mebbe itz elebbenty, ai dunno. moar fizzy stuff mite help.
Caek do SEW hab a nummer! It r PiRskare, especially if tis a skware caek, huh?
Pi r NAWT skwayr!
Pi r ROWND.
Cornbred r skwayr…
unless u makes it in a cast irn skillit…
we happen to have a square cast-iron skillet of some antiquity. Still wurks tho.
ai see u haz bin to collige! u iz edjimacated!
Yeh … da cornbredz dey survz at cawlij r skwayr…
…
But U wanna heer sumfin reelee weerd? Mai momcat maykz uh berree nommy karmel cayk at da hollydaiz. Naow, da cayk iz rownd, but awl owr famblee memburz fytz ober da coarner peesiz…
oooh, cornerz awn round caek? ai doan think ai unnerstanz…
…wait, ai lyke teh corrnerz uv teh brownies! ai unnerstanz tht partz!
nom nom nom nom nom
Yeh, coarnerz onna rownd cayk… We awlwaiz liek 2 freek owt nawt-sekkund tym hollyday gessts n askez dem ifn dey wontz uh coarner pees uvva rownd cayk…
Wunts dey seez wat weer tawkin bowt dey uv cors sez “yesh”!
…
Sept mai XYL — herz nawt liek stufz dat sweet (2 much uv dat karmel aysin). I tellz her itz cuz shez sew sweet awlriddee n nawt neadz ennymoar…
Kitteh wantz to nom nom, but no want singeded fur. Wut a deelema!
An wattur is him fren….oh, crool fate! *snurt*
if wee hadz sum ice creem, taht cud put owt teh fyre, rite?
oooh, Baykt ‘Laska!
*nom, nom, nom*
Dis fred needs birfday fairy!!
Wutt a wunnurmuss picshur furr all teh July 2 birffdays!!!!
HAppy Birfday, all u 7/2s!!
*gasp* why, yor riet, kafleen! i alwayz goez on teh nawt-sekond lol ob teh day, so peepz kno wherz to find me, but dis lol iz also teh purrfek place for some fettiz
to ebreewun hoo haz tehmz burfdayz today!!
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an a big HAPPEE BURFDAY frum teh burfday fairy!!
an a berry merry unbirffday 2 awl teh rest ob us!
w00t, w00t, Cheezfrens!
kitkay, i offishully dubz yoo teh unbirfday fairy!
_________*+
*
(iz teh burfday fairy’z majik wand. hard to make on teh kompyootr.)
pleh, taht didnt wurk. oh well, yoo getz teh idea.
Uhhhhhhh berree merree unbirfdai
2 me
**2 hoo?**
2 me
**O, U**
…
Uh berree merree unbirfdai
2 U
**Hoo, me?**
2 U
**O, me**
…
Letz awl conga-ratz-ur-layt us wif anuvver cup uv tee
Uh berree merree unbirfdai 2 meeeeeee!
O hai, kafleen! How was teh birfhdai sillybrations?
Hai frum mii, 2! I looked at yore profyle a cupple a minints ago 4 teh nawt-sekond thyme, and eye liket yore “birfday lolz”—-ai hope it wuz happeh! Sum day I hassta gits around 2 joyning cheezfrens, 2.
Oh, tanx furr axxeeng.
It wurr teh best, ebbur ebbur.
Mah cheezfrens made dis bes burfday ub mah life.
Srsly.
hiyaz peeps i new it willz nevr happn… mi pic willz nevr show up on da home pg. but o wellz, how iz everyy 1? i is doin good.
Ai liekz yer profile pic – duz dat cownt?
Thanx! yeah it dos cownt! i willz keep trying 2 maik lolz, i willz and i hopes day will end in da home pg, somedai….. thanx 4 helpin guyz!
Doan feelz bad bowt nawt beeyin onna frunt payj, FD5 … ICHC gitz bowt 7000 lolz uh dai (datz awlmoast moar dan elebentee), n oanlee 6 maykit 2 da hoam payj. Datz y win wun uv da Cheezfrinz gitz wun of deyz lolz onna frunt payj deyz sew happeetaylz, n we awl can haz sillybrayshunz!!
…
But doan let dat stawp U frum maykin noo lolz!!
Ai jus getz a prowd wen mai lolz windz up on teh votin payj.
das how ebberbuddy feelz. Cheezes gets ellebenty billyun entrees a day.
Wel, kitteh, fuud iys nawt rlly awn fyre; iyt jes luuks liek iyt!!
Teh moar cannels tehre ar onna caike, teh moar tehre gunna lite up yuur lief!!!!
we innerrupts teh komminting to say taht i haz maded a Shokkng Diskubbry abowt teh singin kitteh frum yestiday (taht wuz singin ceeling cat lubz me) an teh REEL reezun why himz so happee. to solve teh misstry for yorslef, step 1: luk at teh fotograffers name on taht LOL. step 2: surch teh keyword tag clowd for “catnip.” 3: luk at teh catnip pikshurs till yoo seez a familyur nam. (old-time cheezerz may not hav to luk dis far befor tehy getz it.)
hab fun!!
Heyz! a question: i knowz wheir 2 cange mi avi when u comment onz a lolz, but does it cost moni 2 sign up 4 it? liek when u go 2 da lol speek secton, do u hav 2 pai reel moni 4 da sign up?
No munnies. Is free
wen I be at wurk, I looose my abitar, cause wurk ‘puter no like cookies, at home I habs it back. De innertubs can be strange.
okayz thanx! its weerd how all da lolz on da home pg, are peeps dat r new, or un nown peeps dat i hab nevr seen ov! hmm do thei accept othr peepz lolz liek peeps dat ben on heer a long time, not exactlyy newbees, no wut i meen?
ai dunno, butt maybee yoo kin “put owt teh burninating cake”—–fite fyre wiff fyre, rite?
I bin doin it rong. I fite fire wiv worta. I do bette nex tyme.
yea i gess…. r u sai ing i shuld recapton it??? srry i is tyred, and i gess i git wut ur sai ing……. not reelly… srry. i is confoosed
flamedragon5
no, they jus made a joke…cuz u iz
a dragon….
Ai’v visitd peepz who have made
thousands of lol’s!!! but havint seen
them on these pages tawkin…Ai don
know how many cheezpeeps ther
are…sounds like a question 4 the
Big Cheez…he shows up sumtymes,
and commintz r anserz ??’s.
Maibi he’z a snowdragon. Oar a snapdragon. Oar Puff da majik dragon in disgize!
Togdor thunk teh kake wuz a thach-roofed cottage !!!, an D-sided 2 burninate it!
OOPS! I mint “Trogdor!!!
N-E won hear B homestarrunner fans?
iz still a kittlet, an nebber growz up…
Kitteh, u nevva heerd of barbeekyoo fud? Nd lecktrissitee outtige? Dis fud iz boef of dem in wun.
omg! how did ichc knowz it waz mai birfday?!
Majik!!!
Happitayl Birfday catalina
Hoppy Burfday!!!!!!
*donkee duz a littul danse in golden shoozees fur CATilina.*
itz whoz be dai?
testing my furvest-from-last abatar
An a mite-ee fien wun, ai muz sez! Sooooo kyoot!
re-testing
Weird Pretzel wants to be weird…so be it. At least my new abatar works…for naow.
just wayt till u taste diz… kitteh added secret ingredient…
catnip?!
Test
I can has blu naem! No abbitar tho.
yuu bloo neow! yay…
ai lyk teh jok that iz yur name…
do not want fyr!1
THAT CAKE IS A LIE.
how old is this kitteh?!becuz one candle is one year on a cake!
itz meh kitteh, andz he wants to nom nom meh bday cakes!!!
fud iz on fyre cuz it tasts beddar taht wai. (i luv burnt fud.)
Dis were an xpareiment in char-broyld fud, but wuz teh FAILz!!1!!!
fud iz on fyr coz hoomans burnt it
Silli kitteh. Fud iz naut on fyr. Fyr iz on fud.
Aww!! Thats a cute pic!! ha ha : )