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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Send fur teh fyrmens
Dat shood breen LCB rownd pirdee sune…
Fud awn fyre b/c Maus been rownd wif himz Zippo!
woo hoo! i’ll get em, i fink dey r n da naughty barn! brb…
oooh, she’s bin gon a long time…!
Tessm….were iz teh abatar ????
wow u r on teh spot!
ai jus lukked at werdpretzl.com and saw taht ai wuz logged out, sumhow.
???
mebbe it will be bak naow?
hooray!
Yesh!! Ai lieks teh chococat.
ai lykes yur abatar too. Berry cyoot!
Wierd Pretzel iz twisted. Ai thynk Ebil Maus mai hab helped wib riting it.
Iz u habbin trubbles wif teh WP ?????
yoo may bee on too sumting tehre…!
OK, I is flustrated. I doan see list uv abailable ‘default’ abatars in my Weird Pretzel account…guess I’ll stay boring. :::sigh:::
try wordpress.com,
then “profile” way off to the right,
then u can upload a picshure.
ai dunno if they has defaults there.
ai think the defaults come frum ICHC mebbe?
annipuss u iz awn a rowl! u bin at teh tawp spawt menny times tihs week! concats tu u!
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drinks an danses foar teh ty wif jk2kitteh?
Thx, Ai’ll joyn jk2kitteh in teh tybooteek.
Ai’z maykin teh moast uv maus bein on bakashun!
tnx, i’d lyke sum sham-pag… shump-ay… fizzy stuf ples!
heer jk2k, heerz ur fizzy whine an wif sum lurvley strawzzleburries in. wud u liek fyre on tawp, tu?
yummm… mebbe nawt the fyre tho tnx
oooh, ai lurves teh fizzy stuff!
heer hab sum, tessm. wud u liek berriez in, tu?
.
*hands obur glass ob shampane*
*hovers spoonful ob berriez obur teh glass*
oooh, mai, yesh!! fankyoo “berry” much!
(get it?)
ur “berry” welkom!
speshully ifn its teh firmen frum teh reskuu picture. meee-YOW!
Shud dey send teh wuns in training tu?
Teh moar teh merryer!
U meen, teh “marymary-er”?
Ohai marymary! Haow U b?
Mai nefyoo jess gotted akseptid 2 b uh vawluntear fyrmin IRL. Himz gunna goez 2 fyrmin traynin, den himz gunna b reel fyrmin!!
tahtz hawt! Aahz!
(ai really nebr uz taht fraz IRL,
grlsntehsouth, onnur)
Wuz he a boyscout?
Jus doin a survey….
Noe, himz nawt boi skowt… But himz momcat iz un EMT
Hai Aahz! Ai bee purtee gud deez daze. Dem fyrmin wurk sew hard!! Ai hoap

teh nefyoo lubs teh job (if heez cyoot, send pikchurs ov him inna yooneeform)
Waol, I nawt fink himz kyoot, but I nawt uh gurl.
Awl da gurlz fink himz kyoot, tho… I gess datz wat maddurz… Win I gitz uh pitcher uv himz wif fyrmin yoonifoarm awn, I putz it up heer 4 awl U gurl cheezfrinz, k?
bes kerful wut ur wishez ares…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1403650
… deyz cud comez tru
ai lurves a kitteh in uniform…
Man tmos my bday nawt 2da
Den hoppy bday urlee!
yer owld!
Uh…wow…how mannee candles iz dat,anneeway ????
prolly about elebenty oar twelvty or so. summink liek dat.
ai thot “billion” comes after “elebenty”?
yoo know: wun, too, elebenty, billion.
rite?
sew taht luks like billion to mee.
but twelvty comes aftur billion sumwere duzzint it? maebby twelvty is tu mush?
yesh. ur rite. ifinkso it’s billion.
mebbe ai am kounting lyke tihs becauz uv teh fizzy stuffs…
hic!
Nurmbaas aer eezi. Iz nawt too, too, tree, shrub, elebenty, billyon, twelvty, hundread, sebenty, fore, giggul, mani.
Waol, I noez elebentee-wun hasta b in dere sumware, cuz dat haow owld Bilbo Bagginziz wuz n LotR. Dey wuz havvin un ellebentee-nawt-sekkund birfdai pardee 4 himz…
Yew aer rite! Elebenty-nawt-sekkund. Dat gows after…. after…. mani! Dat’s rite! Iz mani, elebenty-nawt-sekkund. An’ after dat it iz lotz.
w00t, w00ty-dew, eye lyke dat….
*copies and prince jd’s nombers, putz on friggytator to help mii lern 2 count rite*
und denn dare’z: ains, zwai, drai, feer, floof, sechs, C-Ben?, ouch, nyne, zane…
(gigglol)
ai lyk teh # rite afta zane…
iz taht unleavend?
(gigglolotta)
yesh, iz unleavend! an unleavends’ wolf, As-a-matter-of-Factoid!
Ai thynk afta zanie iz “wood elf”.
Haow abowt Yan, tan, ethero, pethero, pim ?
2 potect kitta frum fallin in2 hole in centre
Der’s a blayk howel in der kayk? Stevun Hawking maid it?
I wanna see kitteh blow owt de kannels! Pweez? I will halp!
il jus hab sum ob teh strawzzleburries, plz. mmmm strawzzleburries…
Yesh…blend dem into teh dackerees,pleez
if you’ve seen Firefly, you’ll have a new appreciation for strawberries.
Hav seen Firefly(teh TV show,rite?),but down’t bemember strawberries….
Ya don’t member how the shepard paid for his passage? in part anyway. It was on the pilot episode. Kaylee, in the kitchen, wif a strawberry, and I was slain.
Drat….nebber saw pilot.
Have been meanin to get teh DVD……
I cannot recommend it enough. I’ve had luck at a used book/music/movie store here finding the series on DVD. Try that if ya wanna.
Ai wil luk awn Ebay,also…..haz had luck dere wif DVD’s B4.