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meerkat ur doin it… sorta

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Brandon_ha

He stands on guarde for canadas, not timon. He r patriotic and he doin it grat.

amandakat

happy canada dai ebbrybody

 
emme

eh, o happie C-EH-N-EH-D-EH D-EH-Y! or mobin’ day in montreal, parade notwithstanding. Laurie and Olga told me so.

zauberflote

Man, I libbed in Muntreeyall 4 fore yeerz, an fergawt awl abowt that! Twas a lawng lawng tyme agoe, dats mai eckskyoos an I’m stikkin tew it!

emme

“libbed in Muntreeyall 4 fore yeerz,”
wuz u at teh mc unibercity?
me lizens 2 teh AM radio & tehy forks up N r ezr on the erz. teh 800 talk somtimz
gibs 2 much us political coverage am trin to avoid.
loved it when i could see the sox cheap in interleague play ages ago.
heart montreal!

 
 
 
 
somebody

Hee all reddy to stand on a car and freeze.

 
 
Aahz

Itz Miss NimblePawz agin! Moar hawt chokklit wifowt spressoe? ;-)

annipuss

Yes pls, Then Ai mus goe 2 bed - had a bad nite las nite, soe Ai don want 2 stai up 2nite!

Aahz

**pores annipuss nuvver hawt chokklit wif egg-stree chokklit**
**tawpz awf wiff lawtsa wippee kreem**
Heer U goez … nytee nyt!

 
 
 
gmawairsgreneshuz

Yu duz it agen! kanga ratz! Yu gon hab tu lurn tu danz wevvur yu liekz oar nawt. Lubz wen mai gurlz duz da meerkat.

annipuss

Thx gma, an g’nite Ai needz an erli nite.

 
 
 
Cheshire

kitteh be on meerkat manor soon

elfinugget

Mai daddeh had sum snaylz in himz noo flowerz dat mai stepmuddr plantid. So he bottid sum beer an’ putted it owt in a bole in teh gardin. Nex dae, it wuz awl gon, an der wuzn’t menny ded snaylz. He wuz laik O.o?

So dey puttid moar owt, an den in dinnurtaim, wun ov mai bruddrs kaem runnin in, sed derz a kitteh slurpin’ up teh beer!!

Shore anuf, der wuz a kitteh *drink drink drink* teh beer dat dey’d put owt. Daddeh put owt sum naiss fresh wattur insted, which kitteh drankd, and da snaylz drankd da beerz…. but sumtyms, kitteh wud still drynk sum beer.

Mai bruddrs referz to da hows as “beerkat manor”.

 
annipuss

Mai nex dore fren sed spaer beer wuz teh wai 2 cach slugz - but Ai don haz ennee spaer beer! ;)

jamamakitty

nice kitties, elfi!! proud mama!!

sweetmotherofmars

Tehy are seeewwwwww tinee!!
Congratz Elfi, yew did a grate jawb as duola!

 
 
leosmom

aive nebber seen sutch itty bitty new kitties! der bee-yoo-tea-us.

 
Romeow

Congrats on ur noo bebehs, elfi!

 
midnightsdeer

De bery pritteh kitteh Elfi! Ai lieks da lols tu. You maeks meh awwwwww. Ai get tear from capshuns. Kitteh lubs ew, seh vewry lucks seh has grate mama liek you!

 
 
 
 
scruffykat

stand up for yur rites! demand yur own Animal planat show!! Cheezburgers Unite!!

Catz rule, googies drool, meercats aint cat atol!! Dez weasel like!

 
 
Miao

I eated ur cookie again

elfinugget

It wuz so gud teh furst tiem, I wunted anuthr. Sry.

two_kittehs

Uz it 2 cute
so U can haz as manee
cookeez as you likes

Last Chrismas I maded tuna cookies for mah kittehs
they not eben touch it…
they prefers toonas widout all deh added stuffz
they also lubz deh the raw shrimpz and beefs
but no wants cookiez in IRL eben if maded out of toonas

jd

Mai kitteh (errr, teh kitteh dat owns me) hayts beef, but lubs butter, bred and potayto chyps (crisps tu TTI). Ai inbented a neu kitteh toi for her teh ober dai, wich she lykes tu.

two_kittehs

yogi kitteh also loves deh nonfat yogurt
and skim milk

jd

Cool! Nawt mani cats can handul daeri produs, sew yu’b got a speshul kitteh there.

two_kittehs

yogi kitteh ar speshulz alrite
and himz the boss of the odder kitteh
and humanz 2

 
teenie

Owr Thumby-cat lykes iyskreem en milk–she getz 2 lik teh dish wen teh hyoominz get dun wif iyskreem or seereeul. Onlee littl bits at a tyme.

 
 
 
sweetmotherofmars

But whut wuz teh n00b kitteh toi, JD???
Doan leeve mii hangin, Ai’m spozed tew bii packing!!!

jamamakitty

yeah, new toi so smom can get packin!!!

sweetmotherofmars

hmmm, Ai packed up part ob teh cabinets, but hii hazn’t bin bak….

Ai packed (IRL):

A buncha tihngs
Broth
Cereal
Dainty liddul screwdrivrz
Elebunty pkgs of Diacetyl-free popcorn
Four botlols of
General Tso’s Sauce
Honey
Italian seasonings
Jiff (very large can, unopened)
Kitchen scissors
Little can of olives
Molasses
Nother can of
Olives (larger)
Pint jar of Cinnamon/sugar mix
Quite a few cans of corn (baby & whole kernlol)
Ready-to-eat chili
Stewed beef
Tuna (canned & pouched)
Unknown quantity of canned chicken
Variety of granola bars
Wesson Safflower oil
Xtra napkins
:shock: and nao iz tiem for
zzzzzzzzz

{{{{nyt mai frenz}}}}

 
 
jd

The neu cat toi! Der iz a peyce ob wuud howlding up a curtain ruum seperator in mai apartment. Ai mayde a dubble loop ob wool tu form a ring arownd the bar. From dis, I hung a dubble lyne ob wool, were bofe strands reech teh grownd. Half way up teh dubble lyne ob wool iz a small cardbored box, filled wib pebbles. Teh wool runs thru teh box seberal thymes, sew it can’t fall off, adn it iz too high fore teh kitteh tu bang into. But it iz hebby enuf to mayk teh wool into a pendulum that will swing for a long thyme. Nao, wat I did next woz tu put a big, flat box unda teh pendulum, put a bit of kitteh carpet on it, adn sprinkle catnip on teh carpet. Mai kitteh liez on teh carpet, getting hyper, then I swing teh pendulum ober her. The two strands ob wool run ober her at different playces and thymes, adn she gows nuts! Each thyme teh pendulum swings tu me, I gently push teh box lyke a parent pushes a child’s swing, but I push teh box in random direkshuns, so teh wool gows all kynds of ways. Yub nebber seen a kitteh go so nuts, trying to guess where the wool iz gowing to go.

SweetMotherOfMars

Taht izza grate idea!!!!
(Yew shore yew doan haev beenee wif propellur?)
Ai liek taht ett can bii sew random!
Teh 2 strands muzt bii mazing tew kitteh:
awe, iz gone,
noe wayte, heer iz.
Awe iz gone,
Noe wayte, iz obber tehre nao!!

(Ai wuz tew tyerd tew log intew werdyprezz…. sorry, noe stick-liek apendages tewday, onlee quilt-liek wuns!)

jd

Heh. Yew’re absolutely rite abowt her reakshun. Alsew, shi sumthymes trys tew grab bofe strands at teh saym thyme adn misses bofe! Shi leeps at it, shi sumthymes grabs the wool in her mouf adn walks a ways away tew set it swinging herself!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Roguim

Hes waiti for da word of ceilingCat

jd

Yu cannut reech ceeling cat wib a tower ob furball.

 
 
exhoicat

Iz dat de Munchkin kitteh a-gain? Such a sveeeety-fase!

 
s.t.e.n.d.

( tries AGAIN )

ANOTHER new pussycat doll?

two_kittehs

doncha wish Ur gurlfren was hot lyke me?
sings the kitteh

 
 
Romeow

No, dis won iz too cute fur teh pussycat dollz.

two_kittehs

ya but when deyz is in show biz
they growz up 2 fast
and becomes all vampy

is Hannah Montana?
mah neece beez a big fanz

 
 
 
two_kittehs

I see what Uz is doing
I won’t tell mawm
if U gibes me a cookie

 
Manny

LOLZ :) Needs hol tew be beddur meerkitteh :D

an awlso a fake meerkitteh famibly!

 
Romeow

Ur kat ov teh manor, and kat ov teh manners.

 
Romeow

Kitteh habs a lot ov ear hare fur being so yung.
Nawt to menshun teh bak hare.

Johnson442

Hoam-made sunblock, mebbe?

 
kittehsowl

bak hare…or ober dare? —>

kittehsowl

drats…might taek a dae or tew foar Weird Pretzel to give me bak my naem…pleh!

kittehsowl

meenwyl, hao’s my fren Romeow?

Romeow

Oh hai mah fren kittshowl!
I’z habing a lubbly dai - hope u r, tew!

kittehsowl

sadly, no…can’t figgur out hao to change naem bak to owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh, oar to turn mai naem bloo. Ai r teh stoopee.

kittehsowl

…and ai has a Weird Pretzel account.

 
Romeow

Ur nawt teh stoopy, owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh.
I wish I cud halp u change ur naem bak, but I r nawt dat advanced. Mebee cweenmj, LCB, or teh meny odders can halp.

kittehsowl

fangs, ennywai, Romeow. Teh ir…iron…strange, stoopi fing iz, my Zeus (aka Brat Cat, aka Wedder Forecaster Cat, aka bestes buddy) prolly knoes, but him NEBBER tells me wut eye wants to knoes!

kittehsowl

Ai has a funni storey about hao unhelpful my Zeus kitteh iz, if Cheezfrenz want me to tell.

cheshirekittehkat

Ai wuud luuve tuu bees heeryng teh storree!!!! :smile: