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Trie harder nekst tiem
He stands on guarde for canadas, not timon. He r patriotic and he doin it grat.
happy canada dai ebbrybody
eh, o happie C-EH-N-EH-D-EH D-EH-Y! or mobin’ day in montreal, parade notwithstanding. Laurie and Olga told me so.
Man, I libbed in Muntreeyall 4 fore yeerz, an fergawt awl abowt that! Twas a lawng lawng tyme agoe, dats mai eckskyoos an I’m stikkin tew it!
“libbed in Muntreeyall 4 fore yeerz,”
wuz u at teh mc unibercity?
me lizens 2 teh AM radio & tehy forks up N r ezr on the erz. teh 800 talk somtimz
gibs 2 much us political coverage am trin to avoid.
loved it when i could see the sox cheap in interleague play ages ago.
heart montreal!
Happi Kanukistan Dai!
Hee all reddy to stand on a car and freeze.
Itz Miss NimblePawz agin! Moar hawt chokklit wifowt spressoe?
Yes pls, Then Ai mus goe 2 bed – had a bad nite las nite, soe Ai don want 2 stai up 2nite!
**pores annipuss nuvver hawt chokklit wif egg-stree chokklit**
**tawpz awf wiff lawtsa wippee kreem**
Heer U goez … nytee nyt!
Yu duz it agen! kanga ratz! Yu gon hab tu lurn tu danz wevvur yu liekz oar nawt. Lubz wen mai gurlz duz da meerkat.
Thx gma, an g’nite Ai needz an erli nite.
kitteh be on meerkat manor soon
Mai daddeh had sum snaylz in himz noo flowerz dat mai stepmuddr plantid. So he bottid sum beer an’ putted it owt in a bole in teh gardin. Nex dae, it wuz awl gon, an der wuzn’t menny ded snaylz. He wuz laik O.o?
So dey puttid moar owt, an den in dinnurtaim, wun ov mai bruddrs kaem runnin in, sed derz a kitteh slurpin’ up teh beer!!
Shore anuf, der wuz a kitteh *drink drink drink* teh beer dat dey’d put owt. Daddeh put owt sum naiss fresh wattur insted, which kitteh drankd, and da snaylz drankd da beerz…. but sumtyms, kitteh wud still drynk sum beer.
Mai bruddrs referz to da hows as “beerkat manor”.
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Mai nex dore fren sed spaer beer wuz teh wai 2 cach slugz – but Ai don haz ennee spaer beer!
Ohai, by the way, I put some pix of mamacat and kittens on my profile!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-elfinugget/lolz
nice kitties, elfi!! proud mama!!
Tehy are seeewwwwww tinee!!
Congratz Elfi, yew did a grate jawb as duola!
aive nebber seen sutch itty bitty new kitties! der bee-yoo-tea-us.
Congrats on ur noo bebehs, elfi!
De bery pritteh kitteh Elfi! Ai lieks da lols tu. You maeks meh awwwwww. Ai get tear from capshuns. Kitteh lubs ew, seh vewry lucks seh has grate mama liek you!
stand up for yur rites! demand yur own Animal planat show!! Cheezburgers Unite!!
Catz rule, googies drool, meercats aint cat atol!! Dez weasel like!
I eated ur cookie again
It wuz so gud teh furst tiem, I wunted anuthr. Sry.
Uz it 2 cute
so U can haz as manee
cookeez as you likes
Last Chrismas I maded tuna cookies for mah kittehs
they not eben touch it…
they prefers toonas widout all deh added stuffz
they also lubz deh the raw shrimpz and beefs
but no wants cookiez in IRL eben if maded out of toonas
Mai kitteh (errr, teh kitteh dat owns me) hayts beef, but lubs butter, bred and potayto chyps (crisps tu TTI). Ai inbented a neu kitteh toi for her teh ober dai, wich she lykes tu.
yogi kitteh also loves deh nonfat yogurt
and skim milk
Cool! Nawt mani cats can handul daeri produs, sew yu’b got a speshul kitteh there.
yogi kitteh ar speshulz alrite
and himz the boss of the odder kitteh
and humanz 2
Owr Thumby-cat lykes iyskreem en milk–she getz 2 lik teh dish wen teh hyoominz get dun wif iyskreem or seereeul. Onlee littl bits at a tyme.
But whut wuz teh n00b kitteh toi, JD???
Doan leeve mii hangin, Ai’m spozed tew bii packing!!!
yeah, new toi so smom can get packin!!!
hmmm, Ai packed up part ob teh cabinets, but hii hazn’t bin bak….
Ai packed (IRL):
A buncha tihngs
and nao iz tiem for
Broth
Cereal
Dainty liddul screwdrivrz
Elebunty pkgs of Diacetyl-free popcorn
Four botlols of
General Tso’s Sauce
Honey
Italian seasonings
Jiff (very large can, unopened)
Kitchen scissors
Little can of olives
Molasses
Nother can of
Olives (larger)
Pint jar of Cinnamon/sugar mix
Quite a few cans of corn (baby & whole kernlol)
Ready-to-eat chili
Stewed beef
Tuna (canned & pouched)
Unknown quantity of canned chicken
Variety of granola bars
Wesson Safflower oil
Xtra napkins
zzzzzzzzz
{{{{nyt mai frenz}}}}
The neu cat toi! Der iz a peyce ob wuud howlding up a curtain ruum seperator in mai apartment. Ai mayde a dubble loop ob wool tu form a ring arownd the bar. From dis, I hung a dubble lyne ob wool, were bofe strands reech teh grownd. Half way up teh dubble lyne ob wool iz a small cardbored box, filled wib pebbles. Teh wool runs thru teh box seberal thymes, sew it can’t fall off, adn it iz too high fore teh kitteh tu bang into. But it iz hebby enuf to mayk teh wool into a pendulum that will swing for a long thyme. Nao, wat I did next woz tu put a big, flat box unda teh pendulum, put a bit of kitteh carpet on it, adn sprinkle catnip on teh carpet. Mai kitteh liez on teh carpet, getting hyper, then I swing teh pendulum ober her. The two strands ob wool run ober her at different playces and thymes, adn she gows nuts! Each thyme teh pendulum swings tu me, I gently push teh box lyke a parent pushes a child’s swing, but I push teh box in random direkshuns, so teh wool gows all kynds of ways. Yub nebber seen a kitteh go so nuts, trying to guess where the wool iz gowing to go.
Taht izza grate idea!!!!
(Yew shore yew doan haev beenee wif propellur?)
Ai liek taht ett can bii sew random!
Teh 2 strands muzt bii mazing tew kitteh:
awe, iz gone,
noe wayte, heer iz.
Awe iz gone,
Noe wayte, iz obber tehre nao!!
(Ai wuz tew tyerd tew log intew werdyprezz…. sorry, noe stick-liek apendages tewday, onlee quilt-liek wuns!)
Heh. Yew’re absolutely rite abowt her reakshun. Alsew, shi sumthymes trys tew grab bofe strands at teh saym thyme adn misses bofe! Shi leeps at it, shi sumthymes grabs the wool in her mouf adn walks a ways away tew set it swinging herself!
Hes waiti for da word of ceilingCat
Yu cannut reech ceeling cat wib a tower ob furball.
Iz dat de Munchkin kitteh a-gain? Such a sveeeety-fase!
( tries AGAIN )
ANOTHER new pussycat doll?
doncha wish Ur gurlfren was hot lyke me?
sings the kitteh
lol.. nice moves kitteh kitteh kitteh….
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
No, dis won iz too cute fur teh pussycat dollz.
ya but when deyz is in show biz
they growz up 2 fast
and becomes all vampy
is Hannah Montana?
mah neece beez a big fanz
I see what Uz is doing
I won’t tell mawm
if U gibes me a cookie
LOLZ
Needs hol tew be beddur meerkitteh 
an awlso a fake meerkitteh famibly!
Ur kat ov teh manor, and kat ov teh manners.
Kitteh habs a lot ov ear hare fur being so yung.
Nawt to menshun teh bak hare.
Hoam-made sunblock, mebbe?
bak hare…or ober dare? —>
drats…might taek a dae or tew foar Weird Pretzel to give me bak my naem…pleh!
meenwyl, hao’s my fren Romeow?
Oh hai mah fren kittshowl!
I’z habing a lubbly dai – hope u r, tew!
sadly, no…can’t figgur out hao to change naem bak to owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh, oar to turn mai naem bloo. Ai r teh stoopee.
…and ai has a Weird Pretzel account.
Ur nawt teh stoopy, owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh.
I wish I cud halp u change ur naem bak, but I r nawt dat advanced. Mebee cweenmj, LCB, or teh meny odders can halp.
fangs, ennywai, Romeow. Teh ir…iron…strange, stoopi fing iz, my Zeus (aka Brat Cat, aka Wedder Forecaster Cat, aka bestes buddy) prolly knoes, but him NEBBER tells me wut eye wants to knoes!
Ai has a funni storey about hao unhelpful my Zeus kitteh iz, if Cheezfrenz want me to tell.
Ai wuud luuve tuu bees heeryng teh storree!!!!
*Sighs* i guess i willz have to wait a longz time till mine goes through.
i mean my lolz
Iffs ur waiting to get ur lols on teh voting page – I hopes u hab better luck den I didz.
i hopes urs makes it 2z!
Iz hadz uh kupla lolz onna voatin payj, but nawt onna frunt payj…
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keap awn maykin lolz, FD5 — mebbe wun dai urz will maykit…
aw srry urs didn’t maik it 2 da paij.
i haops 1 daiys it willz. same wit mine. den it might end upz onz google! one day, one day……..
Oooh!! Oooh!! Darez wun uv myn onna nawt-sekkund voatin payj rite naow! Itz da wun wif da kitteh nommin da strawdberree n kapshund “9-1/2 Weekz Ur doin it rong”!
just browzin ur lolz ‘n foun dis wun
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1451799
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Ai steeled it **ritecliksave!*
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Ai iz logged in! Whur teh heck iz mai eye con!
Oh.
jus submitz lotza lolz. ideaz get bettr and bettr as u go. den, outta da blu, u iz on votin page! den, u getz rly rly gud idea, an lotza peeplz vote, an POOF! iz on mane page! it tuk tiem. i gut lotza ekcited wen mah furst LOL wuz on votin page. dey nevr put mah best Lolz, eider. best lolz nevr gut postd. sad.
I’m here kitty kitty kitteeeee…… come come come, so cute!
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
dis kitteh been on cheezburgers befoar. i knows dat face. iz cute.
dis wun? if it shows up
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/01/15/i-made-you-a-cookie/#comments
A classic, to b sure! Kitteh luks so regretful dat he ate teh cookie.
look like he ate 2 many kookies. been back to the jar 2many times.
DAS HIM! i swears dey jus had multipal camera angelz on same moment!
Neber met a kitteh I didn’t liek.
Mee neevers. Lubs dem awl..
Dis wun bees extra-snorgalishus tho.
tihs iys a test
yew passed!!
Ai FINOLLY gotted mai nayme tuu turnez BLOO!!!!!
W00t, w00t, w00t; caper, caper, caper; dans, dans, dans!!!!!
Thot iyt wuud nebber, ebber heppen!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
Iz teh answer elebenty?
plus sebenty ate
Seben teas ate? Wuddent kitteh drynk teh tea?
Kitteh wud eet teh clotted creem 4 teh skones an upset teh milk pichur to getz a drink. Mai kittey wud onlee dips hur pawz in teh tee an sniff teh paw.
Berry gud, Romeow. To teh tawp ov teh classs wiv u!!
Oh, well jamamamakitty noez anovver rite ansser! Man u guise iz sharp
OTOH, wut wuz it taht sebbenty reely ate, hmmmm
I hope iz nawt elebenty!
Sebbenty elebbenty? O Thank ceiling 4 sebbenty ellebenty? :snerk:
Sebbenty reely aet:
Appuls
Beef
Corn
Donuts
Elebenty
Fysh
G….
Gushidudz
Hort Dawgz
Imchwermz (gummi)
Jellee
Kaffinayted drinkz
Loleepopzez
M…
Mintz, wafer-thin
Nannerz
Omlitz
Peechiz (frum Jorja, ub cors)
Q…
Quish
Raddishes
Straw berrys wiv ice creem
Tewna
U…
unyoozuly mild unyuns
v . . .
Vanilla ise creem
Wums (gummy, more ob)
Xtra larj pizza wib anchovies
Yams
Zed-shayped edibul letturs four cakes.
no no, teh rnser iz Mt. McKinley!
Kloass enuf tu win mai hart!
Kitteh is nawt “merely” a kat, him iz a kat, nothing mere abowt it.
Iz a “main” kat?
Mere iz an owwwwwld owwwwwwwld wurd fowr “lake”. Sew maibi teh kitteh haz deir own lake for fresh fish?
Is stil sumwat in yoos. U seez it in croswurd puzelz and iz good wurd fowr teh Boggle game.
Boggul needs a biggur skware sew I can uze floccinoccinihilipilification.
neaz moar dys, 2…
neaz = neadz
Yu’d niid 36 dice, coz its a skware adn dat’s teh next skware number ober teh number ob letters in teh wurd. Can yu imajin hau hard 36 dice boggul wuud be?
u knowz wuts weired, tis little gurl likez my 8 yr old broder. ewz. she is givin him lots ov suff, liek crayonz, coloring boox, and evenz a stuffed shark! wuts up wit dat? :s
Sounds liek she’s bean bitten bai teh lub bug.
hehe, yeah. ^^ yes this is in real life!
is this IRL (in real life?) how old are you if yew has an 8 year old brovver? yew must be a yunster!! nawt a bad fing……..
Mebbee nawt so yung a yunster. Myne syster were 23 when I were 8. And shee were 25 when lyttelist syster were 8. Lawyng time agoh!
But teh shark mite eet yur brudder! Oh. Iz stuffed full, sew it wudnt be hungri.
This picture is needed for context: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Suricata.jpg
Ornjj Kitteh fawleeng
vikktim ubz Zawmbee Curss. Duz
nawt knoez wut 2 eets?
Floofee tayl iz gud
4 balanseeng awn 4 paws.
Mawt so gud awn 2
Kitteh coodz habz t3h
gooshee fud oarz Cheezburgr?
Myte tryz Hewmin braynz!
Jack.
Jack, I don’t know how you do it! I always look 4 ur pomez!!
i can haz favrit buttin? is not showin up on mah skreenz!
dis is hows i feel. tanks
/ me points North
Happy You Day Canada!
Sorry I Did not get you anything
I ARE JAPANESE STANDING CAT
http://japanesestandingcat.ytmnd.com/
Too funneh!
i’m makin yoo a link ob sumfin my son fownd yesterday. wuz funny. wurdpress will probbly eated it, but will hork it bak up soon.
oh, plus i seed noo pic abuv wif no comments but my brayne (wut liddl tehre iz ob it) frozed.
bettr not put anyfing tahn to put sumfin laem.
wurdpress not horkd up my link yet. iz very funny, so i’ll try agin.
http://pvponline.com/2008/06/30/interlude-the-adventures-of-lolbat/
Mai muchkin Daisy sitz up dis waiy. Iz sew kyoot!
I love meerkats! We need a lolmeercats!
Dis maek meh a sad. Ai misses mah Flower meerkitteh. Seh be very brav an saev her wiskas frem da bad snak. N her Rocketdawg be havin hard times.
Wun uv mai kittehs be oranj liek dis, n hiz naem iz Meerkitty (boyfrenz idee, I naem de udder wun affer Mohinder on Heeroez). Wee traied 2 trane him 2 stand liek dis. Eezy wen he wuz a babee. Hard 4 him now dat he iz big. Still fun 2 call out, “Meerkitty!” wen wee want him, beecauz it soundz liek, “c’mere kitty!”
I hadz uh frind hoo hadz uh kitteh naymd “Lydia”, n win herz hadz Lydiaz frunt pawz deeklawd, herz wood awlwaiz dew da meerkat poaz onna bak feetz. Mai frind sed Lydia lukt liek uh preree dawg, sew herz startid kawlin Lydia uh “preree kitteh”
I like tis one. awesome! They should make a show called KAT manor! LoL
o hai! I finalie has a cheezburger! uzed lolcat-meerkat 2 du it, but i’z gotz it! i iz speshul nao! happie-squee!
oh hai! just nawtised meerkat is twanswatud from Dutch… but, UR DOIN IT WRONG! expwunashun:
“Meer” means as mutch as “Lake”
and
“Kat” is a cat! OMG!
Me dusnt fink dat u mean a lakecat when u’s tawking boot meerkat xD we calls it “Stokstaartje”. It twanslashun is “Little Stick-Tail”
you never know whats da differnce bitween this cat or a meercat! they look exactly the same!
Pardn meh, u were saying?
hey, does anyone know what kind of cat that is? i’ve seen lots of pictures of cats that look similar and that do that…. i SO want one if i ever get a non-hand-me-down or non-pound kitty.
It’s a Munchkin cat, kind of like the daschund / wiener dog of cats.
Kitteh iys a Meer-Kat Luuk-a-lyke; oar a Meer-Kat-Wannabee;
Oar mebbee tihs bees her Meer-Kat-Iympersohnashun!!!
Iyn-enny-kaise, kitteh iys veree kyuoote;
(Teyl hers weez gunna brake frum teh foto-op adn hav sume guushy-fuuds!!!!)
Yu defunutlii haz teh meerkat mannerz daown.
Guys, seriously, whats a meerkat?
Meerkat iz differint spesheez. tri Google serch. u see pics. meerkatz funni creetures.
Lol, I hate meerkat manor. It sucks! Hilarious pic by the way!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1497941
Sweeet
I had five cats. None of them ever really paid any attention to the TV. The only real exception to that rule was my boy Hannibal and the only thing he watched was the meerkat shows on Discovery Channel. He was fascinated by them. After watching them, he started sitting up like this, the only one of my cats to strike this pose. I do believe he learned the behavior from watching the meerkats on TV!