but I’z indoor kitteh
but I’z indoor kitteh no wants go get sum fresh air
xtra LOLz frum our fwendz at Best Week Ever: putting mai face on a window iz gud enuf. i enjoy da outside dat wai.
picture: Hamner. lol caption: JMM
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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u goes owtsied if u wants!!
I stays in heer and waytes fur u.
I will keeps ur seet warm.
I noze wantz to get tanned, I ar purrserving mah floofy white complexshunz
I ar a a vampire cat and sunlite will killz meh
Luk owt fer teh pointy ends !! v v
plz to get me some gushie fuds before U goze
kthx
concats leeza-b what fuds shud Iz bringz fur Uz?
Concats, leeza-b! How aboutz a puffy oven pancake wif apples en cinnanoms and, ob kurs, burbon whippy cream to sillybrayte?
YAS to pancakes!
AND to firewerks!!!
Sinse itz yu, leeza-b, hu libs in teh souf en noes about teh burbon,
u can eben haz burbon to drinkky wif yur pancake. It will mayke ur werkday go bedderer
I lieks teh burbon, but it’s a littul erlie for burbon I finks!
how abowt mimosas? Dose wud go gud wif pancakes maybe?
Sinse mimosas haz teh orinj joose, tey r eben helfy!
Yu can haz mimosas.
Iz off to acupuncturist, see yu layter.
Enjoy teh mimosa!
Woohoo! Comcratz Leeza! Wii haz a makramay, an comcratz 2K an Annipuss an, um, mii! Whut wii wantz?
fyrewerkssillybrayshunz?o fanks zf and upfi.
we can haz brakefust buffehs?
I will haz eggz and toast
and some OJ
Kthx
Less serb teh brekfust buff-ay at teh GuyTraininSpa. The guise in traynin kan serb it tew us, u noez, teh BUFF-ay
What is deyz trainin fur?
Wehh-yull………
Tew be fyremenz, cabana boiz, pool boiz, lernin hao tew iron an be YNGs, u naem it!
Iz a bit laet fur brekfust in TTI its 2.15 pm! Ai haz had brekfust an lunsh!
Brekfust taist gud enneetyme ov dae. Ai lyke teh brekfust lait at nite.
Ohai, it gud fur stawping teh munchees
Ohai fikshunkitteh. Ai lub ur abatar. Eet minds mii ov teh kitteh wii haad wen Ai wuz liddle. Susha sweeet fais!
You can has tea and we can has brakefust
ar that ok?
Das gud! Iz abowt tiem fur an affernoon snak.
Ai fink leeza-b, two_kittehs, annipus and zauberflote shuld awl meat at teh ty bootique!! Or iz dere a mack rah may bootique as well? Sow manny nawt sekkunds, it makez mai hed spin!
Ooo, Upfi! U getz tew see Krissy’s Beadz, Braydez, an Makramay!! U can hab ur hares brayded in any stile, wif beadz if u liekz, u can pikk up NE kynde ov makramay iytem ur hart desyres.
Oooohh.. I fink Booklions pancakes sownd grate, but we can has firewerks too???
**hops upanddown wif eggsitemints*
I wuz juss habbin nawt-furst (ha ha leegul use!!!) fots abowt fyre, u noez….;)
too lates now!
I mite not has told ennywun heer before… but I is a firewerks junkie. I LURVES teh firewerks!
So lite em up!!!
Duzznt we has to have the firemens heer to supervise before we shoots them orf? That’s the way they doez it heer for ballgames… but ur rite i finkso, wif Maus nawt arownd, we shud be safe.
Keep de fyremanz on standbye!! Cud be any kind of ‘merjencees! Iz warm heer- ai cud use a liddle fanning fur nao, fur instinse.
Ai fink teh ty booteek serbs 4 awl muti nawt sekonds. Der iz awl kind uv tings der, fud an drinsies an choklit possums an bobblolhedded kittehs frinstans.
TyeBoo Tiik iz allus there,and allus teh funz!! but some tyme ago we desyded wii cud cawl a 3-wai a “brayde” an a more-than-3-wai a “makramay”. Sew I opended Krissy’s
Doez dat mean ai has 2 count awl teh cheezpeeps wif teh saym commint tyme?? Ai feelz teh preshure mounting … Ai can has firewerks furst, pleaz? Mabbeh tehn ai can mayk up mai maind whevver it is a brayd, beeds or mack ram ey. Kthxbai.
*hands Upfi a sparkler*
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Um, dat did nawt turn owt eggsactly liek I planned.
doncha hate it win dat happinz? werdpress skwishes everyfing togetter so yu hasta use … as plaze holderz.
is dat why everywun has been talkin bowt dots latelee?
Hm….
Ai wud laik to know, too! Ai mist sumthing sumwehre. Suddenlee, evreewun wuz saying “hmmmmmm . . . . . . . . . .. . . .dotz!” But wai???
Ai think mary O’Spockn knows.
well duz innywun remember wen “sumwun” made a commint about inappropriate use of dots??? fink it wuz sallie brot it up…………. then the dots really started flyin!!!
I iz in Ur haus playing Ur gamez
Owtsyde iz big an skaeree
“what I did for summer vacations”
2 troo!
1Iz almost at teh elebentieth lbel, mawm
Fresh air obberrated……KILL THE ALIENS !!!
@@@@@@!!!!!!!!
Ohai,rhsb !!!
Doin anyfing gud fer teh holiday weekund ????
Mai parints r habbin a grodge sael on Caturdai, sew ai’ll prolly halp wif taht.
Othurwyes, ai dunno.
Hao bowt u?
Will they be selling anything particularly valyoobul?
Just asking.
Oh, EBBERYTING iz valyooabul! Weer sellin teh crown jules ob teh famlee, pryseless anteeks, rare payntinz, Amelia Earhartz plane, etc.
okayz, we needz a alfamabetical liszt.
Amelia Earhartz plane
beeeeeeyutivul anteaks
CRown Jules
D…
Diamonz
Elegant clothez
Furz
Harry Winston Jewlree
Gee rhsb… wearz yur ‘jeee’ gorn?
Ai forgotted it!
I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT IN THE LIGHT!
Ai fink ai’ve heerd taht sumwhare b4.
Diamonds….
Emeralds…..
Filagree broaches…..
G…..
….and rhsb,ai am goin to a fambly partee awn Caturday,and mostlee loafin arownd teh rest uv teh tyme!!
Gold n othur preshus metalz
oHai tee set used by teh cween
Inca treshurz
Jaguars (teh car)
KISS Memorabilia
LCB costooms
Manolo Blahnik shooz
eye fink mebbeh yew haz eensydur nollij ov whut deyz got??
Neerly new kitteh toyz
Opened justaliddle boxes of stuffs
pokketbooks, barely uzed
Q..
quotidian adornmentz
really really unuzual stuffs (inna box)
shiny munnies
t…
[yes, ai has always wanted to say that wurd]
Has it been a daily wish of urs?