wich button make hooman bring fud?
i dont noe. wutever button dis kitteh pushd.
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hope hooman brings piknik fuds to go wif my piknic blankett.
Con cratz, cratz!!! Tawp ov 4-way makramay! Ide offur drinkiez but I haz tew attend tew mai CHRG B4 I splort!
piknik fuds like:
apple pie
barbeque chikken
coles law
d…
derbee pi
eerz uv cornz
f…
freetoes chips
Goldfish
Ham samwitches
Ice cream in cones
Jam butties
K…
kitteh kibbell
liver, choppt
mayo,
nuggetz(teh chikin kind!)
oranguz
potaturz
q… >.>
dill pickles
egg salad, deviled
fresh watermelon
green onions
h
howse radish salad
ise kreem
j . . .
Hawt tamales
Ingerlish muffinz
Jolly Rancherz
Kubez of waddermillion
Lemonayde
Moar lemonayde
N…
nectarines
oranges
popsicles
quince pie…..???
r……..
Ranch-flavur potayto crispz
Sawf Cookiez uv mennee kindz
Tirameesoo
U…
red ripe tomatoes
strawberries
t-bone steak to grill
u
undercooked chicken………….yuck
velvet cake
watermelon
x………..
Tatoe salid and makaronee salid!
*whispurrs tew Eve……… didja notice it wuz alfabetucal?* nawt tew worry..lots of peeps dew dat….an odder peeps splain stuffs…… is onleee nawt second time…
akshully, kitteh wud like teh tater salid an makaronneeee salid – she wud like to likk all the mayo an eggs off, an leeve teh veggatebbles behine for sumbuddy else.
yep, dats a kitteh fur ya
Sowee, did nawt notis dat. Jus wants mai favrit fuds at piknik.
myne, 2! *scoops up beeegg globs ov mac and tater salads* nom, nom, nom….
xtra food for ebbrywun
yellow cake
zippo liter for the candles
ham sammiches
ice cream, hand-churned home maid
jug uf lemonaid
k
Ai red dat as “pink fuds” ravver dan “piknik fuds.”
…
Mai confyoozhun – let me sho u it.
…
Piknik fuds maeks MUCH moar sens.
An pink freetoes — dat skerred meh.
Teh pink corn onez is BBQ flavur
Teh pink meet onez – pleh! dirty sok flavur
Mai granmacat used to maek pickled eggs. Dey wuz pink — an tastee too. Also nootrishus, I fink.
Wont tew start a list of pink fuuds?
Alaskan Sammon
Blamange (pink)
Cabbage dipped in pink fuud culuring
D….
Dips ov bubblegum ice scream
Elebenty-one straberries in fresh kreem
Fiber health muffim wif thik rasburry buttercream icing
(oooh, too mush sugar todai)
G…
Goghurt de rasbereez
Ham smmichez
Icycream cherry garcia
J…
jam sammiches (strahberry) wiff creem cheez
kake wiff straumbery iceing
legs of turkeez wiff pink BBQ saws,
M….
Dakireez de strwberreez
Energy drnks
Frappe de strwberreez (can nevr
hav 2 much strwberreez)
Goghurt de rasberreez
H…..
ooo, dat sawnds berry good!!!
Den wich buttin ternz awn Aminul Plannit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnLv1kh_cuc
hahaha WIN!
Kitteh shud nawt wach animul planet until ober 18 in cat yeers.
“We have hidden our video camera in a camouflage shelter. Now, for the first time, we have our own exclusive video of a pair of cheetas mating in the…”
…
Joonyer!!! Tern dat teebee awf! Haoe minnee tymz haz I towld U nawt 2 watch dem durtee shoaz!!
**but Momcat**
Doan “but Momcat” me! As lawng as ur livvin unner mai oanurz rufe ur nawt gunna watch such fingz!
Battree muust be deaded!
all of em!!
@@@@@!!!
Kitteh bawt da hypnotik DVD dat mayks hooman bryng fuud, sew teh play button wud wurk.
Mebe is teh ON!!
But kitteh is lukking rong-sied upp, sew it sayes NO!
Sints win duz NO meen ennyfing 2 uh kitteh?
Gud poynt!
lulz
Tew a kitteh, NO meenz “Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesgushifuud”
Red button make hooman real mad, tho…
Red Buttler mayke Miss Skarlett mad….
‘
butt he naught gibba damm, frankly.
.
@@@@@!
And Red Buttons make hooman laff…
Yah, but fer REAL fun, jest hide that remote!
They’ll go crazy!!!
And then, after they leave the room, put it back. In plain sight!
Now that’s entertainment!
I thot swattin it rownd unner da cowch wuz reel innertaynmint…
Yes – butchoo haz to putz it bak wen yer dun so teh hyoominz fink deyz lawst der mindz.
An it don’t cawst a cent!
ohai johnson442. ah could b toadaly rong but…
ah tink i recall ur name frum several munts ago. u wer nyce abowt mi poem. and u r frum TinyTinyengerland. dats awl remebur, i tink.
Sew, ohai!
if ahm awl rong I’ll just blush quietly…nuffing tew c heer…
Plz to poynt teh zappurr at teh pplz.
Yeh, but nun uv da buttinz ternz up deyz intellyjints. Deyz uh kuntrowl kawld “Brytniss” but it nawt werkz…
snert
mebbee s reely a “flashy tihng”? an maeks em furget stuff
Show of hands, here…
How many of us actually DON’T know how to operate the TV *without* the remote?
I got my hand up!
itz wurse than that. how many of us has 2 remotes? three? four? (the tv, teh cable box, teh dvd player, teh sound sistem …). halp!!
Taht iz whut rubbree bands iz 4!
teenagers is gud 2 keep arown for taht porpoise too
I akshualee haz a baskit onna table bi teh couch full uv remotes. Hazta stop n tink for a bit wich 1 aiz holding an wich 1 I needz. Reely iz about elebentee uv em.
Mai noo TV haz sum teeni-tinee buttons on tawp wif wurds too small too reed. Ai kan keep swattin at em and sound goez up n down n ebentooaly teh power shuts orf.
I can oprate de TV wifowt de memote. I has de saym prollum az Pd’B, I has 4 memotes. Dose, I kannawt oprate. Wen I wants 2 watch uh moobie or plai a gaym, I haz 2 yell fur halp. On de rayr kayzhuns wen I akchooallee memember hao 2 werk de fings, dey hangs ober mii adn says “Gimmee dat, u r 2 slo!” *sigh*
I will has grandchildrun dat kannawt do n e fing. 
Dey will has 2 libs wit mai childrun forebber.
Bwahahahaha!
ai saw an advertsmin fur an extry large
remote..bout 5×9 r 6×10 r 7×11…
and it takez over 4 all ur othr wunz..
adn iz harder fur teh kittehs tu swat
aroun…kittehs don uzully play wif
sumpin the siz ov books…wif e z 2
reed beeg buttonz.. ai lyk.
mai solushun 2 this problim: eye juss donut wach Televishun. (hardly ever)
tv…ur doin it rite!
Mute button maeks peoples shut up and stop telling kitteh to get off cowch
Hoo wud dare tell a kitteh to get off his own couch???
Hoomins r luckee dat teh kittehs let ‘em sit on it.
kittehs shall rool ova hoomans!
Liddill Kitteh no
needz reemoatz 4 fud. Awll herz
needz iz 2 luuk kewt!
Kitteh prakkrissez
wiff reemoatz so can texxt 4
peetza deelibburree
Kitteh canz hyde t3h
reemoatz ifz Hewminz no payz
attenshun 2 herz!
Jack.
food….sounds good right about now……
i can has cheez burger?
good ideer, sb, shell wii has french freyes wiff taht?
yeah…fries sounds even better…
bring on the carbs!!
do people always have to talk in lolspeak….i mean doesn’t it give you a head ache after a while?
Iz no rools. An teh martoonies makes teh hedake go away fass.
lulz if only i was old enough ><
No wurries – anything is possible here! Donuts doan hab enny fat or calories, everyone iz a gud dancer, and we are all az old / young as we want to b.
Doan furgit “az thin as we want to b.”
Oar “as want as we drunk 2 b”
…
No, wait … I ment 2 sai … O, nebbermynd…
*taeks awai Aahz’s keys*
Heer, Aahz – I made u a beeg bowl ov pasta. OK, u can hab a glass ov wine wif it, cuz ur staying in tonite. Doan furgit to taek 2 ‘pirin tablets and drink a beeg glass ov wadder before beds tonite.
U can hab ur keys bak in the mornin.
Mmmmm… pasta *nom nom nom*
Mmmmm… glas uv wyn *glug glug glug*
…
Da funnee fing is I hadz pasgettee IRL 2nyt (noe wyn, tho)
we wuz jus tawkin n
anuthr thread bout how
“lol imitates lyf”
adn visaversa…
Aahz, dat’s so funneh – I had pasketti too!
I’m habing a glass ov wed wine, nao.
*glug glug glug*
We nawt haz red wyn inna hows, but I bowt 2 can haz uh “Seelbur Bullitt”
rmember win yu
cuddint git taht
purticulur kynd heer
in GA??
Noez, I naw bin heer but 5 yeerz — nawt naytiv 2 Jorja…
me neethr, but it wuz
a beeg deal tu my
older bros…wun
in Ga and wun in
CO…
Hai sarahbear!
When I started, it would take me SO LONG to read the comments. Then, I got used to lolspeak, and I read it as fast as “normal” English.
It’s your choice if you want to use lolspeak or not. Some do, and some don’t. No biggie.
I have been lurking for a while. Can now read lolspeak. Might be long time before I can speak it.
Funnee fing is, I sumtymz naow speek it IRL, speshullee wif mai kidletz. I wuz saiyin heer da uvver dai dat I gotted sum yummee chokklitz wif mai kidletz, n win I eetid wun I sed “nom nom nom nom nom”!
Mai wyf lukt at me sorta funnee-liek…
did yew eat teh ears yet? nom nom bunny ears – dat wud be choklit bunny ears……… *wards off care trolls*
{{jamamakitty}}, ai jus went to chek
on iffin u saw my anser bout the
HS… adn ai saw teh note bout
{{momcat}}. ai’m sorry i wuz gone..
and ai’m so glad cweenmj wuz
ther 4 u.
oh honey, yew didnt noes………… dats one of the shortcomings of this whatever it is……….. no way to see who’s online. i was amazed that cween showed up so late……. i meant to ask her why she was up but mai distraction, let me show yew it
Ohai jamamakitty! Haow r U? Teh, I nommed da bunneh awlriddee. Da kidletz nawt nommed deyz bloo chokklit bunnehz yet, tho. Mebbe deyz skeerd uv wat da bloo chokklit myt tayst liek…
i bin kitteh sittin awl dai……..keepin teh staggerin kitty out ob trubbel…….seh been sleepin gud later today
Sew ur da “kitteh sitteh”
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“staggerin kitteh” — eevur I nebber hurd da stoaree oar I dun fur-gitted it. U gotz uh kitteh hooz awn da nip?
oh sry……..fort yew mite seen a cuppla da freds……….. the mamakitty had trubblelast nite……. thought it was a stroke. she spent the nite in mergency and the regullar vet today thinks it might be inne ear infection…….. been scary 24 hours
Oh jamamakitty, I didn’t kno!
Sending gud fots to u and mamakitty.
Hugs to awl.
is otah, romeow sweetie………yew din’t no……… herz sleepin gud. antirobotics and anti-inflammatorys…………. go bak tew doc in the am……. cud be a long nite if seh wants tew wander/stagger around tonite….sigh….
{{{{jamamakity}}}} {{{{mamakitty}}}}
I musta mist dat urleeyur oar sumfin… Hoap herz gitz beddur reel sune…
…
Lass nyt wuznt gud 4 da sekerterree uv wun uv owr pasturz … herz hubbee (hoo hadz bin fytin teh cansur) krawst da brij layt lass nyt. We awl haz uh sad 4 herz, but we awlsew haz happeetaylz dat himz wif CeilingCat naow…
makes a little furrball seem not such a biggie………. but we’z been together for 18 years………..
Datz uh nys lawng tym 4 uh kitteh… Mai Mithril haz bin wif me 4 14 yeerz
…
“antirobotics” huh? Duzzat keapz herz frum b-kummin uh Borg?
oh noes…….. did ai spell dat werd rong agin?? imagin dat!!!!
itz all big and itz
all real…luv tu
all ov u {Aahz}
{jamama&momkitty}
Fanky PercyCat! {{{{PercyCat}}}}
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1261852
{{{{{jamamakitty n mamakitty}}}}}
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Awn dat noat, I gunna goez 2 bed n snorglez wif mai XYL…
Nyt yawl!
nite!!!
*jamama..wut iz XYL*
“XYL” = “eX Young Lady”
owld CB slayng 4 wyf
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CB — da nawt-sekkund ebber lolspeak!
jamamakitty, so sorri tu heer abowt momkitteh! Hoep she kumz thru okay.
{{jamama&momkitty}}
ai hope shez getz betta.
souns lyk sheez ona lotta
medz.. gud 2 sleep…and
heal…
Has you ebber cawt self tawking or writing/typing lolspeak enntware beside ICHC?
quite offen actually. itz bin fun 4 my
sun n mi, a fambly thing, lyk goin fishin,
hikin, to teh mooveez, more laffin
togethr…a very gud thang.
Mebee an eazier kwestshun iz hoo has NAWT cawt demseffs doing teh lolspeak outside ov ICHC.
.
Hmmm, I doan see enny paws.
mmmm ya dis iz gut…
ps. luv all yur white kitty pics.
pss. r u n AZ ?
Hai PercyCat!
Yes, I r in AZ – tween PaHoniX and TuKson.
ya, ai c u put dat on yur page…
win tu HS n TuKsun..funni…
but “grew up”, or shal ai sai,
enjoyd ma childhood n MS,
buloxee..rong sed
BulUxee..rite sed
Kinda mis the wide open
beutiful desert…ebr bin tu
Ol Tewsahn r tu teh Desert
Muzeum way down “rollur-
coastur rode”?? fassst??
(disclaimr: don go tew fas
boizngrlz, b saf)
It’s a lot harder when you’re going back and forth between reading ICHC comments and proofreading stuff in standard English. Sometimes, it’s just too much. Sometimes, I start writing e-mails in lolspeak (though I think I’ve always caught myself). Sometimes I’m just too tired to use lolspeak even if it’s what I’m “hearing” in my head. It’s fun when you get used to it though.
I found that when I’m really upset I start using it. Can’t think of proper, intelligent, eloquent things to say! Can just say elemental things! Oddly enough, it seems easier that way…
lyk ratsrfrasserz adn go to
teh basement!
I have found myself saying…….”My_____, Let me show U it”. All the time when the situation comes up. Peeps at wurk give me funnee lookz.
U kin blame a lot of IRL lol errors on ur spell check.
.
Spell check; illejitimate cousin ov WierdPress.
ai kno, ai luv taht fraze…it is
so funni… i wunner hoo strtid
taht??
I luvs that fraze too! I says it IRL, but nobuddy gitz it!
Nawt shor hoo thot it up. Is part uv teh speschul spoken/typed/misspelled kultur uv ICHC. I sez to mahself – ther wuz that funneh thing sumbunny sed . . . hmm, hoo wuz it an when and which pikshor wuz it under?
Anuther fayvrit: _____ – Wuz nawt so grayt, akshuly.
Aahz, duz Jack Deth eber tawk
tu ne body?
yes he does………not often but i’ve talked with him and we awl had a gud talk about books.
I fink Iv seen wun poast frum himz wat wuzznt uh ohai-ku
ai c a book n hiz future.
Jack Deth’s:
“Cheezburger Haikus” r
“Haikuburgerz”
Ai havint resurchd…
duz he du evry lol…
or miss a couple??
it was quite the book discussion that day wif all kinda peeps chiming in….. but yes i can see that too………… we shud go back and copy them into a file and post them on the cheesfrens….
We as in u, cuz this
wee dunt knohow.
Luverly idear.
Wif picz tew…?
Yur awsum!!
no hed ake, but teh dangerus is wen you start to think in lolspeak. Den you start to rite ur reggula e-mails dat way. Akshully, I persunally prefur wen not evvery wurd is lolspelled, butt there are no reel rules.
wow this is hysterical…
i go away for what…two hours? and i come back and my comment has the most replies on it
thats amazing
i feel loved xD
U R loved, sarahbear. IRL my name means “little she bear”, sow mai frendship, let me offer it 2 u!
Yay.. i want to watts American Idol…
plesss don’t change the tsanel… 
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Nite nite, cheezfrenz! Ai is off tew see “Wall*E” wif mai Huzbin.
I haz a happitayl!!!
nitey-knight, night-s, half lotz ob funn!
Which button fass forward to teh cat fud commershuls?
TiVo needs tu mayk a new vurshun, KitVo, wich skips teh programs an’ only rekords cat fuud comershuls.
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Mucho Win!
Kitvo
Damn that’s one old remote. We had that one like 11 years ago, and even back THEN it was old XD
Listen, Kiddo, when you’ve yoosed the same remote *that* long, you don’t want to try to learn to use a new one!!!
rmember win we dint hav ramotez?
rmember win we dint hav teeveez?
and/or
rmember win we dint hav xboxez?
rmember win we dint hav pongz?
Yeah that remote looks ancient.
he’s pressin lotz of buttonz…
Tellz Kedeva to sho us hims pearly whites.
Iz not pearly tho…I has no picz of hims teeth. If I does, well…iz mira-kul.
Does kittehs waer braces?
LOL, my kittehs hab neber had braces, but dat duzzn’t mean dat it can’t happen!
U hab a smyle beeg enuff and byootiful enuff fur boff ov u!
All hail our kitteh overlords.
The kitteh dosen’t know that shes holdin the tv remote the wrong way.
maybe that turns her on…. *giggle*
*chortle!* Gud wun!
ohhhh rich kitty has Denon remote \o/ (plus equipment I suppose
)
Wurk, goddammit!
Hehe, I used to have a TV with that same remote!
Mom sez I cant watsh Animoo Pwanet, it too skarey
…Okey, I watsh Nashnul Jeegrafik insted
Iz OK D.R.
Animoo Pwanet can b bery biolent sumtiems. Mite gib u nitemares.
I hab to watch wif a floofy paw ober mah eyes sumtimes.
zomg i no!! sumtiemz thar is strawburry jelleh evryware and mah kittehs maek me lewk awayz! udder amimoos are eats it doh, i wunner if its yummeh
dood I uzd tuh has dat remote
Nawt shure, kitteh, wich buttohn maikes hyuoomin bringez fuud;
Jes goes ahed adn poosh tehms awl enneewai; iyf taht duzn’t wurk, wel:
yuu kan Mrrrrrrrrooooooaaaawwwww rlly laowd!!!!
kitteh pushes teh buttun taht sez “seeps,” but it no werks! taht hyoomin iz still pushin teh vacoon around
Best gooshii fudz an CatChannel.com. Laif iz gud.
kittens shall rule over humans!
lol
Holy Shatner! My Grandmother has that same remote (and the TV it’s to). It’s not a bad TV.
Haha… that TV remote is old… We’ve had the same TV in my family since before I can remember and it has that remote. In fact, we just got rid of that TV the day before yesterday.
Ai’s not sur bout dat reemot, but on da compooter, it be cuntrol!