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Kittehs nebber need apollijize
Ohai, annipuss! Haow r U dis fyn moarnin? Oar I gess it wood b afturnune dere…
Ohai Aahz! Yep, it’s 2.10 pm heer – still warm, but rane on an off (Wimblydun wevver!) Beek awayk sins 04.00. Need cawfee 4x strenf!
K, den…
**pores kwadru… quadroo… 4-tymz shawt uv spressoe**
**putz dark chokklit shayvinz onna syd**
Heer yar… Injoi!!
Ooooh. Can Ai has sum too? Dat sowns GUD! ‘Specially de chokklit part.
**pores nuvver kup 4 S2B**
**addz dark chokklit shayvinz onna syd**
Heer U goez!
*sips delicately, nibbles teh shayvins*
*sighs*
Happy, happy.
Fanks. Ai needed dat.
Yay Annipuss, tawp spot in tye wiv Aahz, yay Aahz tew! Liddle Sorry “men” (Sorry, I grew up B4 wii cawlled them “pawns” oar “markerz”…. ) lookz liek martoonie glassez? Can haz brekkfust martoonie?
ooohh
brekfuss martoonie.
wat a gud idea.
Lunsh iz naow jus a memry! Coffee martoonie? Coffee enniwai!
*whisks out to kitchen*
*returns bearing large tray with coffee appurtenances (always wanted to use that word, lol)*
Heer u goez, Annipuss! NE kynde ov cawfee ur hart dezyrez! Wii haz
Apple shnapz cawfee
Bold cawfee
Cawfee cawfee
D…
Decaff cawfee…
E…
Espresso coffee
Fresh coffee
Guatemalan coffee…
H….
Hot cawfee
Isd cawfee
Jar of cawfeh beens
Kawfee
L…
Latte coffe
Marshmellows, coffe topped with
Not-caffinated coffe
O….
Ole’ cafe
Purr unadultritd cawfee
Qweschunabul qwalitee
cawfee..nawt wunt
R…
ohai PC! yew needs to fix your URL so your bloo name goes to rite place. iffn yew wants ai kin halps yew a little later…..
please share wif cheezpeeps dat Mamakitty is doing soooooooo much better. we are off to the vet……..little stinker got thru the barricade at the bottom of the stairs and was waiting for me when ai got out of the shower!! fanks to ebbrywun for their gud thoughts…….. i KNOW it helped. we had a pretty good nite. i slept on the couch and kept an eye on her. she is eating, drinking water and using litter box. walking a lot better to. it’s like a miracle!!! fanks agin. off tew vet…….
YAY!{{{MamaKitty}}}}
tanx, {{{jamama}}},
ai’l chek on dat.
oh, neow dat iz a
funni plays tu go tu…
iffin u want a quik
laff..clik ahn my name
befo ai try tu fix it.
why it werk
sumtymez
n nawt utterz?
woezme.
Yesh…ai clicked on yer nayme eerlier ahnd gotted that…..thot,”Wut???”
Maybe u culd check dat my profile is werkin ???
Ya Ikes! yurz
sent me to the main
cheez page…
stranj goinz onz
Hmmmm…teh holiday week iz cawsin a vortex,ai finks!
Yay!
Yay 4 dewin beddur!
{{{{jamamakity}}}}
{{{{mamakitty}}}}
More gud thots !! More gud thots !!
{{{jamama & mama}}}}
{{{jammama+mama}}}}
that ar great nooz
Grate nooz Jamamakitty!
I’m so happy dat mamakitty iz doing better!
*danse danse danse*
hurray fur mamakitty doing bedder. Ai hoap teh gud nuz continus
We haz a cebrelation song we can sing for dis okkasion? All I can fink of is “Happy Gettin Better Day, but uz is all quiker dan me…some buddy got a good song for a gettin better kitteh?
Maybe jus a few celebrational martoonies r da ritge way to celebrate? If da white lite are helpin, if we drinks lots of celbrational martoonies, we all light up like Niagra Falls at night and mamakitty be so well she beez bouncin offada walls.
Reely strawng
Strawrg cawfee..neow
pleez…
Tea..ok..ErlGry
U…
U wants kawfee
viva le kawfee
whyt kawfee
xtra strong kawfee
yes! i wants kawfee!
ze end of ze kawfee list!
yes yes
galluns of delicious cawfee nom nom nom
(glug glug glug?)
WOW!
It hardlee started, an itz alreddee hard to find a good seat!!! 
Congratumalshuns to teh Annipuss an Aahz! An befoar yoo get too comfy wif teh fuds an delishus cawfees – purrhaps yoo bof shud toodle ober to teth TY Boo Teek to selekt yur gifts!
Teh Cheezland sno globez ar still there. Ai dont hav wun ov those yet! An ai wunder if teh noo silk kitteh scarves ar in yet. Eneebuddee see them???
But Aazh – yoo mite liak teh noo kittee chess set. It’s verree hansum! Tho it wud bee hard to send those adorabul pawn kittens out to teh battlefeeld.
Waow! Dat sowndz nys! Ayl tayk uh set 4 mai awfiss at werkz n wun 4 hoam, ifn U doan mynd…
Kongrachulashuns wunce agin annipuss, adn tu Aahz az well! Hav u a bevraj prefrens? Shal Ai tern onna radeeo fur sum muzik?
Ai iz at werk…iz otay, tho, becuz nawt doin’ much werking befur teh hour ov noon. Ah, teh hotel life. Eneewai, here iz teh mega ultra awssom coffee that we haz in teh lobby!
LOL
Naow Monopoly oar Aggravayshun, doze r mai kynda gaymz
Conga rats shoe laces, Annipuss & Aahz!!1! Hao shuld we silly brate ur ty?
Fanky, upfi! I letz annipuss disyd sints herz iz awn da tawp uv da ty
Thx upfi, liek Ai sayed, Ai need lotsa cawfee 2 stai awayk til bed tiem!
I nawt uh bee kauphy dreenkur, but I can haz sum hawt wite chokklit mowka wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur awn tawp…
oohh….kitteh will luv! yum.
!
I willz monopolize the board by sitting on it and aggravate Uz.
That’s LIFE wif a kitteh!
Doant UNO it!
yup. Dartz teh way itiz when yr Heartz iz Pwnd by the kittehz.
Teh Trouble wif kittehs iz
tehy ar sumtymez Hungry,
Hungry, Hippos.
(nawt really)
Now dont getz it all twisterd arownd PC!
Kittehs r nawt trouble.. and they makes a grate mousetrap!
ha! Twister wuz fun fur
about 5 minitz. Tehn it
wuz bak tu dezinin Barbiez
house….
Kan’t makez cheezburgers in EZ-Bake oven kitteh.
U can iffs u liek dem bery bery rare.
Yew cud maek teh catnip cookies, tho!
Adn den u bee sorree!
Habbin a kitteh meenz………
Nebber habbin tew sai ur sawree HAR HAR HAR taht wun iz sew bad it stinkz…
neber can playz an uninterrupted gamez!
An u kan fergit abowt jigsawr puzzzlez!
or scrablol
kitteh lykes to sit on the board and bat deh tiles
unless yew lieks habbin teh pieces eeted.
havin a kitteh
meanz… alwayz havin a
pawrtner fur solitair.
Iz “partner” supposed to mess up teh cards ???
makez a gud skews fer not winning. deh cardz gotted messed up. Yup datz it. I wuz gonna win, but deh cardz gotted deh messinged up.
oh yeah..i wuz on teh
pc..ha. okay…
meanz… alwayz
havin halp tu
shufful teh dominoez!
No Monotony–2 mini marathongs N mai histrii. but Scrapple, B prepared 2 luz!
But I’ll bat the markers around for you!
Dat looks like my Logan…and dat’s about rite, he doez dat…and on my PC desk, the koffee tabl in my livin room, the kitchen sink…
kitteh ar proud and will not apologize fur nothingz
Guilt is an emotion kitteh noz can identify wid
Den how dey makes us hoomins feel so guilty? Dey use da Big Eyes taxtic, da Sorroful Voice taxtic anna But I LUBS U taxtic? Dey noz about guilt allright. Dey jus knows dat it somfin dey can use to make da hoomins do what dey wantz us to do. Like da kitteh wiff da remote….dey knowz how to push da buttons!
dey knows bcos they is wise, deh force is strong wid the kittehs
Cept 4 boikittehs wif Calf lick momcatz
Iz nawt apolegize 2 teh hoomanz evah, dspeit teh catnip giftz.
“Unless you’re apologizing to me about not keeping me supplied with a continuous flow of gooshy food and ‘nip, of course…”
See dis bocks? Dat is ur script, subfeline. Memmerize it.
Yes mister kittee-kat.
I sorry i Ated awl deh cheezburgerz.
I sorry i Boughted deh rong flavur gushifudz.
I sorry i Camded home late.
I sorry i Dowted yu wen u sed u didn’t b deh wun hoo horkted in mai shoo.
I sorry i Ever putted deh funnee hat on u.
I sorry i F…..
I sorry i Faild tu chanj teh bawx
az soon az u wud lyk it chanjd.
I sorry i Gave yur bros adn sis tu
other gud homez.
I sorry i Hav tu geaux tu work awai
frum hom adn u evryday.
I sorry i Investid in theez nise lil
sweaterz u nawt lyk so much.
I sorry i J…..
I sorry i Jumped to conclusions when i found a surpise in mah shoos.
I sorry i didn’t Kicked teh goggie wen u wuz feelin cranky.
I sorry i Laffed wen u fell off teh windersill.
I sorry I M…
I sorry I Maded U a Cookie butt I eeted it!
I sorry I Not bottid U teh mos’ spensive gushie fudz.
I sorry I Opened teh door an woodin let U owt .
I sorry I Picked up yore toiz wen yew wazn’t spinichd wif ‘em.
I sorry I Q….
I sorree ai Quit buying teh expensive gushiefuds….
I sorree ai Removed yur favorite box….
I sorree ai Sat awn yer tayle…..
I sorree ai T….
I is sowry i Taked the goggie fur walkies and u has to stay hoem…
I is sowry i Upended teh box wiffowt an open side so u cudn’t get in
I is sowry i Vorashushlee eeted awl my fuds at teh restraunt and didn’t bring u lefttovers…..
I sorree I Ternded awf Aminul Plannit
I sorree I dint Unnerstand ur ebbree thot n wim
I sorree I Vyood U as mai pet insted uv mai oanur.
I sorree I Wint n botted kruncheefudz insted uv gushyfudz
I sorree I X…
I sorree I Xterminated ur mowse/burd/gerbul/etc.
I sorree I yused all ur toilet papur up in a feerse TP Fite.
I sorree i zeroxed mah floofy butt an yoosed awl teh toner.
you win, far better dan myne.
*applause*
I sorree I Zipped bai you onna staires, I thought ya wanned to be black-n-blue.
Bein’ kitteh meanz nevur havin’ to sai yur sorry!
Sorry? Who’s sorry?
teh goggie!
Hooz sorri nao,
Hooz sorri nao…
youtube.com/watch?v=m9FZeNOouMM
**luks at awl teh floof**
Hand mi teh snorgle snorkul! Ai’m goin in!
Ohai rhsb!!! Wun SnSn, commin up! I hasz tew go now, enjoy teh snorglz!!!!!
Alsew, Ai will nock awl teh peeses off wif mai tayle – in wun fell swoop/swoosh.
Ohai rhsb! {{{{rhsb}}}} Haow b U 2dai?
…
Ur rite bowt da kittehz wif deyz taylz … dey nox da peesiz awf wif deyz taylz (nawt lukkin uv cors), den aftur we haz un ayngree dey lukz at us wif da ekspreshun “Wut? I nawt dew ennyfing awn purr-puss”
Tehn dey tink, “Dat stuff wuz inna way of mai tayle! Hao DARE u?”
Helloz
Ohai, flamedragon5!
Hao r u todai?
i’m good! n howz r u?
Nawt bad. Feline bettur 2dai, but still tyred.
Soundz grate! i is tyred 2, but i is happi!
Kitteh nebber ebber sez Sorree!!; becuz hims duzn’t hafta; hims bees alwaise rite;
Adn hims alwaise winnez teh gaime, wutebber iyt iys;
Soe yuu rlly doan ebben hasta plaiy; yuu knoe teh aowtcume;
Kitteh alwaise haz teh WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
apoligy cat, doesnt liv up to his name
Howdy!
i’m goodz! how r u rhsb?
Oringe kitteh!
Mornin,cheezpeeps!
Ai iz veree layte dis mornin….had lots o’werk and was puttin pikturs awn my profile. Amazing wut ai have learned abowt pyooters since ai haz been comin here!!
{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}
hai eeckthecat! how r u? i is feeling really happi 2 dai! how r u?
Am happytail fer teh short werk week !!!
Am also happy dat mai kittehs are now on display in mai profile !!
Dat iz awesome! congatz on da short wurk week, and da kitties on ur profile! i likez kitties and dogz 2!
Congratz! Congratz! 
oh, boy!!!
how comes I just sees the main page?
I r so confuzzled.
Mebbe ai shud log owt & log bak in ???
OHai eek!! I have hep 4 u (and uzzerz)
.
If u wantz a bloo name to linkee to ur ICHC profile:
Up at deh top rite uv deh ICHC page u can Login. If u never hav b4, u will hav 2 Register.
Wunst u hab dun dat, den in deh commint sekshun at deh
bottom uv deh ICHC page, filling in deh blankz thuslee:
Name: ur_ICHC_name
E-mail: ur_emayo_address
URI: mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com/pictures-by-ur_ICHC_name
.
Den wen u b making deh commints ur name will be bloo and will b a linkee to yur profile. Dis will NOT gibbing u deh abatar. U will needing deh wordpretzel akkownt 2 getz deh abatar.
thanz cweenmj
but i did that and it werkd
yettrday and nawt today..
see clik my name an/or
eeck’s name…whoosh….
where r u…….
U shud b abul to fix it by putting “mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com/pictures-by-percycat” ( wif deh aitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt and no spaises, real .s uv corse) in deh URI feeld.
.
If u haz a wordpress accownt, u set it up on ur profile page.
.
‘k?
Adn anuzzer note: If u see a bloo name, putting ur mowse ober it, wifowt klikking and luk down at deh bottum left uv deh window. u will see deh address dat teh linkee will taking u 2. U will b ablul to see if it b a plais u b wanting to go. Peepz can putting ENNYFING in deh URI feeld. it may b a link to an invalid address, or 2 deh sort uv site u not b wanting to go to.
{{cweenmj}}
ai’m sawry, ai got distracktid
agin…ai lost my “mine” win my
stoopy isp droppd me…in
midst ov fixin it… mebbe ai’m
all betta neow…
adn my pc dunt du dat cool
trik wif teh mouse…wooo
don want….firewall keep me
safe??
oh, yes it duz..du teh
maus trik…
itz vary lil tho…
tanx cweenmj……………
Ai am awl logged in correctly,and sumbudde wuz able to put in a frend reqwest a half hour ago…..ai jus logged owt uv ebberyfing and logged in agin,so who knows ??
wanna heer anudder weird thang..
iffin u clik on me afta 7pm ugo
tu my profl adn iffin u clik on
an older post u geaux bak tu
teh “Wut r u lookin 404???”
Red Light..Green Light!
Butt I haz a sad cuz teh toobz iz borkd an wii R nawt abul to seez teh new pix!
.
U R rite bowt awl teh lerning goin’ awn ‘rownd cheer, eek. I haz lerned sew mush tekkie stuffz tew- and sew mush moar tew lern!!
Fanks tew owr genrus Cheezfrenz!!
Yaaay!!!
ai sekkund taht emoshun!
I wroted u a letter.
Yaaaay.. I luv letters!!! Fanks!!
How yew 2dai???
.
Nise gold dancin shooz!! *Puts mon sunglazzez to pertek aise frum teh goldin glow*
If u wants to see percycats piks u can putting
mine dot icanhascheezburger dot com/pictures-by-percycat”
( wif deh aitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt and no spaises, real .s uv corse)
in deh address bar. Or go to ur profile page adn den changing “/pictures-by-idansdansdans” to “/pictures-by-percycat”
u can find enneebuddy dat way. even if dey habn’t made dere name a link, if dey b habbing a profile page, dat b wut its address will b. (eben mii)
Gee fanks!!!!
C wut I meanz bowt help at hand….. oar handi help?? :snerk:
.
I sawd yore pix wif jamama adn Ohia Tea– Sew beyootomus!!!
**grumblez 2 self**
HAO am ai ‘pose 2 eet a baked a-tato wif a SPOON? Stoopy Wendy’s….
:snerk:
…but they has teh BESTEST bacon tribble cheezburger *enntware*!
hmm….
upsiyd down box =
“game over”
Being a kitteh meanz nebber having to say yur sorry.
inkonseevabul!!!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1454947
(U muss add da h t t p stufz ursef)
Berry Funnee, Aahz!
Hay!!! Warez mai shooz?!?
Oh. Nebbermind…
I’m wunnering haow to maek wun ob doez maiself.
luk on top left of this page, there is info there
fanl yew, Miss jamamakitty.
…where it sez ‘Hao to maek LOL’s?’
yesh, ai thot that wuz wut yew wanted to do
Noe kitteh niidz evuhr bii sorrii!!!
This looks a LOT like my cat that my dad gave away when i was younger…
aww… {{{{{katy}}}}}
ratzenfratzen, i wuz in such a hurriez to gib teh comfortin hugzez to katy taht i haz wunse agin mixded up my Sekrit Intertoobs Indenities
sekrit saef wif me…in wun ear, out da uvver
What does apologees mean?