I wand u 2 meet my fwend Falcor
I wand u 2 meet my fwend Falcor hez a luck dragonz
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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He’z flooffee
Maus mus hab gibbed u teh seecret ob de fast ristz Happy elebenteeninth naw secund
fank, Calvin13 - oar may Ai jus cawl u Calvin?
Jus Calvin is gud. He wuz mai hart kitteh
Ackshully I is missin Maus rite now, cause he cud splain wut they’re talking bowt on teh net developer lol.
Are there any otter Geek (wpoi) warin peeps owt there who know?
Whut is caek?
And whut game is they losing/nawt losin/alreddy lost?
I dunno bowt da rest, but da cayk b uh refrints 2 uh gaym kawld “Portal”. N da gaym, dare b uh wawl wif skribblin wat reeds “Da cayk iz uh lie”, re-fur-in 2 da cayk dat b da reeward 4 kumpleatin da gaym. Sumwun hoo kin obberkum awl obstikklz n trylz n finish da gaym kin mayk da cayk uh reealitee. Da metta4 bein sumwun hoo kin dew watebber b neaded 2 mayk fyoocher ICHC stufz reealitee.
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Da bit bowt nawt losin da gaym mite b uh refrints 2 da saym gaym. Cood b refrints 2 nawt havvin bin let goe 4 lak uv abilitee.
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Da baysiz mite b refrints 2 da gaym, 2
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Haowebber, da peepz hoo r poastin bowt “awlriddee loozin da gaym” mite b re-fur-in 2 da fakt dat ICHC b gowin .NET sted uv sumfin nawt Mykroesnot-bayst, n dey nawt noein Mykroesnot. Dis mite nawt b wat da jawb poastin b re-fu-in 2, tho…
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Purr-sunalee, I lowthe Mykroesnot Innertubez prawdux — dey b 2 fat n uglee n pore kwalitee, nawt 2 minshun dat ur den 4ebbur tyed 2 Mykroesnot…
oh fanks Aahz!
I do seem to member that u gotted an offishul GEEK (wpoi) hat teh otter day, dint chu?
I can haz beeg kullekshun uv geek hatz…
I bin yoozin pooterz n wun foarm oar anuvver 4 uh berree, BERREE lawng tym. Mai dadcat wuz uh nawt-sekkund-jenerayshun geek — himz instawlded pooterz mayd wif TOOBZ n big enuff 2 wawk insyd!! 
Himz bragz dat I cood yooz uh kard-punch musheen win I wuz 4 yeerz owld.
I thought I wuz in ‘puters for a long timez…
21 years to be exacts…
I bin gaynfulee imployd n da pooter feeld 4 24 yeerz, but I bin yoozin pooterz 4 muchee lawnger dan dat. Haow muchlee lawnger I keap sekrit 4 feer uv givvin awai mai ayj…
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I memberz n joonyer hy skewl proegrammin mai cackulayter 2 beet da maynfraym pooter at mai dadcatz awfiss at wun uv itz oan gaymz
sew, hao you can haz time to dew the skatin stuffs!?!
oar am i confuzzling you wif sumbuddy elz?
Noap, U nawt confuzzld. I sk8 doorin mai lunch ower n onna weakindz. I b famblee gy aftur werkz… Awltho sumtymz (liek 2nyt) I werkz layt…
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I nawt dewin neerlee as much wif pooterz as I yoosta. Bak inna dai I wuz CTO uvva dotcom, but aftur 9/11 da cumpnee winted undur… Naow I werkz atta cherch manajin da teknikle aspekz uvva teebee ministree
kewl. wot cherch?
Waol, I bin perpuslee avoydin ennyfing wat wood idintufye me onna Innertoobz, wich iz Y I nawt minshun it b4. But 4 U I will sai dis — ifn U kin fynd owt ware Guvner Mike Huckabee spoak lastist Sunnydai, datz ware I b.
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But win U fyndz owt, plz doan poast it…
sowy. i keepz da sekritz goodlee!
rmembr win calkalaterz wuz
hunertz ov dollarz?!
tanx Aahz 4 d nfo.
Ohai annipuss! U dun didded it agin! Tawp uv da free-wai brayd! Watcha gunna haz 4 ur sillybrayshun?
Ai fink Ai’d bedder steer cleer uv ennee alkyholik stuffs - don want peepl 2 akyoos me uv bein drunk agane!
Noe prawblim — we gotz hawt chokklitz wif wippee kreem ifn U liek, oar wif uh shawt uv spressoe … noe alkyhawl…
….jus lots & lots uv caffeen !!
Wut about Kafleen?
oh…wait…n/m
Wat bout catfeend?
Oh,dat iz my Christy…ai calls her teh feend cuz she can be such a brat !!!
I doan hab a feend, buts i do hab a crabby tabby.
Ohai eeck! U n Princess Mu r inna brayd wif annipuss! Wont sum hawt chokklitz wif wippee kreem 2?
Yesh,pleez……ai will hab sum Frangelica innit,too,iffin u gots sum !!
Shure — we can haz evvyfing heer!
**porez hawt chokklit**
**addz Franjellyka**
**tawpz awf wif wippee kreem**
Heer U goez!
***sippee,sippee***
Yummmmmm……
Fanks,Aahz!!
Ai fink teh chokky wud b bedder thx, it’z too near bedtiem fur cawfee.
Awlritee den — hav uh nys hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem — gud 4 bedtym!!
no, in dis hawtnes we can haz chawcolit mooshaik wif wipee kreem.
mooshayk! NOM NOM NOM!
Hoo sed yu wur drunk? Ai just sed it wuz berry lait nd yu wur berry tyred nd fel aslepe awna cowch.
Ai fink ‘how to look after a cat’ implyd dat I wuz drunk `coz Ai’d had 2 much rum in mai hawt choklitt - Ai onlee had a liddle splash!
falcor is da best frwend evur!
Oh mah Princess!
Hao nice to see u tied fur teh top spot!
ohai Romeow! nice tew c u tew! ah juss luvs ur abitar. sew pretty!
Quite a compliment cuming from a Princess!
an yew getz 2 bizit teh Tybooteek agen..
2 dai wii haz teh speshul x tra floofee bobbul-heddid kitteh stachewttez.
butt sadlee dey doan bobbul awl datwell doo 2 teh x tra floof. dey am steel wai kyoot tho.
oh Gibbocat! fanks fur remindn mi.
Ah toadaly dig ur booteek.
*Mu enters da bobul-hddid kitteh stachewez displai aireah frum wun ov da miny side doars.*
please alow mi, deer Gibocat, tew ntraduce mai gnu fren Ql’tu’. wii met n ur glorious katberay.
* da princess leans comfurtablii aginst hur klingon compainioin. He shifts so slitely as harrdlii tew b ceen, den Pmu has a living rok to louwnge aginst*
*a sawft purrrbreff is hurd*
Yesh, dees r veri fine bobleheds.
Gibbo, wood u mynd maekin a spesial wun fur Janet fur me?
use awl yer wildest dreemz tew create it!
*Schmoos GC awn da cheek an alows hur fren tew cradle hur,acting as a throne, She restin awn his hip an n da crook of his massive arm*
Romeow!! iz gud to c ewe.
o, and hao do u git a cool abatar insted ub deese wacky symbols?
Oh ahi queenbee!!
But soon wii will awl gets to seeing ur abatar weneber u b logged into werdpress. 
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I giving u sum hep 4 deh avatar. (it b deh wun frum deh wordpress accownt, not the ICHC profile.)
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u musting 2 get a wordpress.com account. eezee peezee, just go to wordpress.com wif deh aitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt and den following deh strukshunz.
u musting put in an avatar in ur ‘profile’ page dere. Jus upload a pitcher. u can awlso b putting deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile. u can putting ur ICHC profile page address dere if u like.
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After u hav set up deh wordpress profile page, u shud logging owt uv wordpress and close deh ICHC window and deh web browser. Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur internet temp filez. den start deh browser and log bak into weerdpress. den going to deh ICHC.
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But member dat deh werd press server likingz 2 think bowt fingz 4 a day oar 2 before letting deh whirlld see ur masterpeece.
Ai jus went to Weird Pretzel, and I can’t even fined teh small list ub ‘defawlt Weird Pretzel Abatars’ collecshun. :::sigh:::
aitch tee tee pee… *gigglol*
Hai queenbee!
U has to go to Word Press and upload a pic fur ur avatar.
Member, it may taek a day for it to show up (it did for me).
I fink teh pic dat u has on ur cheezburger profile wud b most byootimus.
Az lawng az it iz nawt Smaug !!
Eek! ur tied!
Yesh….culd nawt type strait,or ai mighta had teh tawp spot.
Teh tye iz gud,tho.
If it wuz Smaug, maybeh kitteh could getz the tressure dey sleepin’ on.
an hez keypz meh warmz in de wyntur
Do goggies hav 2 worry about tehr heds goin splort. If tey do, den dat goggy will need teh CCC when she wakes up.
itteh bitteh kitteh wid big goggie
mawmm ar I adoptid?
Eberywon we taeks into our hearts r ‘dopted, so yes, bebeh kitteh, u is ‘dopted.
Im “Mad Sientest Tudai” we eggsplor wat happuns wen we mix kitteh genes wiv goggie genes.
Moar to snorgle?
Split personality?
Get a Dog that chases it’s tail for a reason??
*snerk*
duz ‘Mad Sientest Tudai’ com 2 us live frum D’Beaker Labz?
ai can has itteh bitteh kitteh?
shhhh…donut tell mai GINORMOUS Zeus kitteh!