I wand u 2 meet my fwend Falcor
I wand u 2 meet my fwend Falcor hez a luck dragonz
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He’z flooffee
Maus mus hab gibbed u teh seecret ob de fast ristz Happy elebenteeninth naw secund
fank, Calvin13 – oar may Ai jus cawl u Calvin?
Jus Calvin is gud. He wuz mai hart kitteh
Ackshully I is missin Maus rite now, cause he cud splain wut they’re talking bowt on teh net developer lol.
Are there any otter Geek (wpoi) warin peeps owt there who know?
Whut is caek?
And whut game is they losing/nawt losin/alreddy lost?
I dunno bowt da rest, but da cayk b uh refrints 2 uh gaym kawld “Portal”. N da gaym, dare b uh wawl wif skribblin wat reeds “Da cayk iz uh lie”, re-fur-in 2 da cayk dat b da reeward 4 kumpleatin da gaym. Sumwun hoo kin obberkum awl obstikklz n trylz n finish da gaym kin mayk da cayk uh reealitee. Da metta4 bein sumwun hoo kin dew watebber b neaded 2 mayk fyoocher ICHC stufz reealitee.
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Da bit bowt nawt losin da gaym mite b uh refrints 2 da saym gaym. Cood b refrints 2 nawt havvin bin let goe 4 lak uv abilitee.
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Da baysiz mite b refrints 2 da gaym, 2
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Haowebber, da peepz hoo r poastin bowt “awlriddee loozin da gaym” mite b re-fur-in 2 da fakt dat ICHC b gowin .NET sted uv sumfin nawt Mykroesnot-bayst, n dey nawt noein Mykroesnot. Dis mite nawt b wat da jawb poastin b re-fu-in 2, tho…
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Purr-sunalee, I lowthe Mykroesnot Innertubez prawdux — dey b 2 fat n uglee n pore kwalitee, nawt 2 minshun dat ur den 4ebbur tyed 2 Mykroesnot…
oh fanks Aahz!
I do seem to member that u gotted an offishul GEEK (wpoi) hat teh otter day, dint chu?
I can haz beeg kullekshun uv geek hatz…
I bin yoozin pooterz n wun foarm oar anuvver 4 uh berree, BERREE lawng tym. Mai dadcat wuz uh nawt-sekkund-jenerayshun geek — himz instawlded pooterz mayd wif TOOBZ n big enuff 2 wawk insyd!! 
Himz bragz dat I cood yooz uh kard-punch musheen win I wuz 4 yeerz owld.
I thought I wuz in ‘puters for a long timez…
21 years to be exacts…
I bin gaynfulee imployd n da pooter feeld 4 24 yeerz, but I bin yoozin pooterz 4 muchee lawnger dan dat. Haow muchlee lawnger I keap sekrit 4 feer uv givvin awai mai ayj…
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I memberz n joonyer hy skewl proegrammin mai cackulayter 2 beet da maynfraym pooter at mai dadcatz awfiss at wun uv itz oan gaymz
sew, hao you can haz time to dew the skatin stuffs!?!
oar am i confuzzling you wif sumbuddy elz?
Noap, U nawt confuzzld. I sk8 doorin mai lunch ower n onna weakindz. I b famblee gy aftur werkz… Awltho sumtymz (liek 2nyt) I werkz layt…
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I nawt dewin neerlee as much wif pooterz as I yoosta. Bak inna dai I wuz CTO uvva dotcom, but aftur 9/11 da cumpnee winted undur… Naow I werkz atta cherch manajin da teknikle aspekz uvva teebee ministree
kewl. wot cherch?
Waol, I bin perpuslee avoydin ennyfing wat wood idintufye me onna Innertoobz, wich iz Y I nawt minshun it b4. But 4 U I will sai dis — ifn U kin fynd owt ware Guvner Mike Huckabee spoak lastist Sunnydai, datz ware I b.
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But win U fyndz owt, plz doan poast it…
sowy. i keepz da sekritz goodlee!
rmembr win calkalaterz wuz
hunertz ov dollarz?!
tanx Aahz 4 d nfo.
Ohai annipuss! U dun didded it agin! Tawp uv da free-wai brayd! Watcha gunna haz 4 ur sillybrayshun?
Ai fink Ai’d bedder steer cleer uv ennee alkyholik stuffs – don want peepl 2 akyoos me uv bein drunk agane!
Noe prawblim — we gotz hawt chokklitz wif wippee kreem ifn U liek, oar wif uh shawt uv spressoe … noe alkyhawl…
….jus lots & lots uv caffeen !!
Wut about Kafleen?
oh…wait…n/m
Wat bout catfeend?
Oh,dat iz my Christy…ai calls her teh feend cuz she can be such a brat !!!
I doan hab a feend, buts i do hab a crabby tabby.
Ohai eeck! U n Princess Mu r inna brayd wif annipuss! Wont sum hawt chokklitz wif wippee kreem 2?
Yesh,pleez……ai will hab sum Frangelica innit,too,iffin u gots sum !!
Shure — we can haz evvyfing heer!
**porez hawt chokklit**
**addz Franjellyka**
**tawpz awf wif wippee kreem**
Heer U goez!
***sippee,sippee***
Yummmmmm……
Fanks,Aahz!!
Ai fink teh chokky wud b bedder thx, it’z too near bedtiem fur cawfee.
Awlritee den — hav uh nys hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem — gud 4 bedtym!!
no, in dis hawtnes we can haz chawcolit mooshaik wif wipee kreem.
mooshayk! NOM NOM NOM!
Hoo sed yu wur drunk? Ai just sed it wuz berry lait nd yu wur berry tyred nd fel aslepe awna cowch.
Ai fink ‘how to look after a cat’ implyd dat I wuz drunk `coz Ai’d had 2 much rum in mai hawt choklitt – Ai onlee had a liddle splash!
falcor is da best frwend evur!
Oh mah Princess!
Hao nice to see u tied fur teh top spot!
ohai Romeow! nice tew c u tew! ah juss luvs ur abitar. sew pretty!
Quite a compliment cuming from a Princess!
an yew getz 2 bizit teh Tybooteek agen..
2 dai wii haz teh speshul x tra floofee bobbul-heddid kitteh stachewttez.
butt sadlee dey doan bobbul awl datwell doo 2 teh x tra floof. dey am steel wai kyoot tho.
oh Gibbocat! fanks fur remindn mi.
Ah toadaly dig ur booteek.
*Mu enters da bobul-hddid kitteh stachewez displai aireah frum wun ov da miny side doars.*
please alow mi, deer Gibocat, tew ntraduce mai gnu fren Ql’tu’. wii met n ur glorious katberay.
* da princess leans comfurtablii aginst hur klingon compainioin. He shifts so slitely as harrdlii tew b ceen, den Pmu has a living rok to louwnge aginst*
*a sawft purrrbreff is hurd*
Yesh, dees r veri fine bobleheds.
Gibbo, wood u mynd maekin a spesial wun fur Janet fur me?
use awl yer wildest dreemz tew create it!
*Schmoos GC awn da cheek an alows hur fren tew cradle hur,acting as a throne, She restin awn his hip an n da crook of his massive arm*
Romeow!! iz gud to c ewe.
o, and hao do u git a cool abatar insted ub deese wacky symbols?
Oh ahi queenbee!!
But soon wii will awl gets to seeing ur abatar weneber u b logged into werdpress. 
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I giving u sum hep 4 deh avatar. (it b deh wun frum deh wordpress accownt, not the ICHC profile.)
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u musting 2 get a wordpress.com account. eezee peezee, just go to wordpress.com wif deh aitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt and den following deh strukshunz.
u musting put in an avatar in ur ‘profile’ page dere. Jus upload a pitcher. u can awlso b putting deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile. u can putting ur ICHC profile page address dere if u like.
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After u hav set up deh wordpress profile page, u shud logging owt uv wordpress and close deh ICHC window and deh web browser. Dehn delete deh ICHC cookie in ur internet temp filez. den start deh browser and log bak into weerdpress. den going to deh ICHC.
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But member dat deh werd press server likingz 2 think bowt fingz 4 a day oar 2 before letting deh whirlld see ur masterpeece.
Ai jus went to Weird Pretzel, and I can’t even fined teh small list ub ‘defawlt Weird Pretzel Abatars’ collecshun. :::sigh:::
aitch tee tee pee… *gigglol*
Hai queenbee!
U has to go to Word Press and upload a pic fur ur avatar.
Member, it may taek a day for it to show up (it did for me).
I fink teh pic dat u has on ur cheezburger profile wud b most byootimus.
Az lawng az it iz nawt Smaug !!
Eek! ur tied!
Yesh….culd nawt type strait,or ai mighta had teh tawp spot.
Teh tye iz gud,tho.
If it wuz Smaug, maybeh kitteh could getz the tressure dey sleepin’ on.
an hez keypz meh warmz in de wyntur
Do goggies hav 2 worry about tehr heds goin splort. If tey do, den dat goggy will need teh CCC when she wakes up.
itteh bitteh kitteh wid big goggie
mawmm ar I adoptid?
Eberywon we taeks into our hearts r ‘dopted, so yes, bebeh kitteh, u is ‘dopted.
Im “Mad Sientest Tudai” we eggsplor wat happuns wen we mix kitteh genes wiv goggie genes.
Moar to snorgle?
Split personality?
Get a Dog that chases it’s tail for a reason??
*snerk*
duz ‘Mad Sientest Tudai’ com 2 us live frum D’Beaker Labz?
ai can has itteh bitteh kitteh?
shhhh…donut tell mai GINORMOUS Zeus kitteh!
Hims wuld fynd owt ebentually !!!
Luck dragonz FTW!
Ah kant halp mahself frum poyntin owt that this gray kitteh luks a lawt lyke teh tabby boi I haz just adopted! Yay, teh kyoot! Let us show yoo it! Cept if this wuz mah pikshor, ther wuld be no kitteh, just an emptee spayce wher a crazy rokket-powrd kitteh had bin 5 sekkunds ago!
Yesh,but teh crazee rokket power is gud fer manee kyoot mommints…..
ebentually awl dey do iz lie arownd !!!
aww tell us all bout Ur nu kittun
he has to sleep sumtime Gremlin… and THEN u gets his pickshur!!
Duz he haz a naem yet?
Ohai! Teh kitteh survived himz nawt sekkund day aloen whyl I wurked. No, he duz nawt haz a naym yet. We haz a short list but keeps addin noo stuff to it. I did find teh list uv nayms teh cheez-peeps halped owt with a munth ago. I alzo haz mah kawpee uv Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats and am konsulting it.
Kittehs – they ar so bad (we kalls this “catsy-bad” at mah hows; is mischief, not reel badness), but so kyoot! In himz furst 3 nites at mah hows, he haz . . .
Attakktikayted teh toes uv himz fur-peeps
Bownced thru teh hows lyke a toy
Climbed up an knawkted over teh lamp
D . . .
Diskuvvered noo hites to leep to whyl playing with toys
Eeted dust bunnehs
Fownd wayz to exskaype thru kayrfullee konstruktikayted barriers
G . . .
Gayv no indikayshun uv whut naym he’d lyke to be kalld
Hid toys under stuff
Inventoried awl uv teh non-kitteh-proof areas, and invaded them!
Jumpt onto teh kitchin sink, an falld down into a bowl uv water – sploosh!
Kalkulayted that grabbity haz no effect on kittehs!
Leapt as hi as a tall bilding at a single bownd
Meowed piteously when his fur-peep mum left fur wurk
Nibbled on a sweet pee with butter, freshly cukked frum teh garden
Outran 2 hooman peeps
Purred lyke krayzee
Quiklee lerned teh best strategy wuz to follow up bein bad with bein kyoot!
Reorganized stuffz in sum rooms
Sweetly nose-bumped himz noo mama to say “Ohai”
Tuk sum stuff an hided it in odd playces
Used himz huge white bak pawz to giv bunneh kicks to toys and hoomans
Voyced his concern at being stuk in a kitteh-sayf room – lowdly
Waykend fur playtyme at 4, an 4:30, an 5, an 5:30, an 6 . . .
Xtorted eggstra fuds an treetz frum gullible hoomans
Yanked on a blanket with himz klawz an pulld it down on heem
Zipped arownd teh howse lyke a crazy kitteh at teh speed uv lyte!
Frum A to Z, ayd say he’s a keeper!
*Brava – Brava* *claps fyooriuslee wif floofy pawz!*
How 2 Bee a Kitteh – frum A tew Z !!
Eggsepshunal!!
that movie made me cry….poor horsey…
{no i don’t use lolspeak….}
U don’t have to! We’re just happy to have you here!
Datz rite! Awl Cheezfrinz b wellkumz heer, wevvur dey tawk rite oar nawt …
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(I leevz it up 2 U 2 disyd wich wun b rite n wich wun nawt…
well thats good to hear lol…i don’t think i could ever get the hang of lolspeak
U doan hasta … U jess nead uh gud scents uv hyoomer … n ebben ifn U doan haz dat, we haz uh sprai bottlol uv O-dee-Scents-uv-Hyoomer we kin spritz awn U sew U kin laff rite uhlawng wif awl uv us!!
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Heer, sints we b wellkummin U 2 ICHC, has uh chokklit martoonee awn us!
**klinkee glassiz**
Cheez!
I haz sof cumfy bed
Kitteh bees losted iyn wite goggie floof, liek a nieyce, waurm, comfee kwilt;
Taulk bowt peecefull coh-eggsistince; tehms haz iyt!!!!! (Weez shud bees soe lukkee!)
Liddle kitteh cud do pushi paws and teh floofy goggie wud neber feelz him tinee needle claws.
Yesh!!! Iys troo!!
dat movie made meh cry…..poor horsey
me too, sarahbear…
also dat Gmorek, he givd me nytemayrz fr yeerz! Ai stil cant watch dat moovie wifowt gettin reel skayrd!
Ai wantz tew snorgle teh goggie — is dat rong?
No,nawt wrong….goggie be kyoot,too!
Do nawt wear blak whyll snorgling!
Imagine awl de white floof on dat couch, awl de time.
The cowch matches the kitteh!
Wich is teh way it shud be!
Meh — wii haz 2 wite kittehs, 2 cream-colored kittehs, a long-haired orinj (nawt poysin) tabby, an a liddul grey & wite girl. Ai snorglez teh wunz dat allowz teh snorgles (teh wites an teh creemz — nawt teh orinj oar teh girlie) no maddur wut ai iz wearing. Teh snorglez iz moar impoartent den keepin teh clothes fur-free.
Ai has blak kitteh, blak an white kitteh, grey floofie kitteh, stripey kitteh and golden goggie- can maek sure there is floof to kontrast wif everie outfit!!
saim wif kalikoz. owlnee nedez wun tu mach ebree cloze.
ai sekkund teh imoprtunz ob snroglez obur teh kleem kloze. I snorgled mai puppykat tihs morging eben dough ai haz on wite shurt an himz is blak. teh snorglez muss nawt be stawpt!
OK so ebry mornin bfor Ai goez 2 LPN skool, Ai yuzes teh lintbrushy fing on mai yooniform. Iz nayvee bloo top en we haz lyte-kullerd kittehz, al grey-wyte-tan kaliko types. So Ai getz mai top nyce en kleen bfor Ai leevz howse. But ebry day, Ai gets 2 skool en goez WTF? Mai shirt iz cuvverd in kittehfur! How dis happin? Den last week (week 8 uv skool) Ai figgerd it owt…teh last fing Ai duz bfor leevin teh howse iz go inna bedroom en giv hubzbind a gbye kiss. 2 do dat Ai hasta leen ovr teh bed, en teh bed iz ALL OVR KITTEHFUR! Nao Ai haz ekstra lintbrushy fing in mai bookbag. Iz eezier den chaynjin rooteen.
Tern abowt iz BN teh fare plai.
How kud snorgul eber b rong?
Ceiling Cat said “Let dere b floof!”
And, teh snorgling commen…commincen…dat’s wen snorgling started.
And, it waz gud.
Affer teh naps, kitteh will fly round on floofy googie liek a magic carpet.
sowee 2 innerrup Romeow. jus wan 2 say thx fur invitin me 2 b ur friend. was my nawt secund inveetashion.
i iz honered.
kthxby
Yeah!
We iz furvvest frum lass friends!
{{{{{AfriCat}}}}}
Ai trai tu be sumbuddeez fren yestdy nd paij sez ai dunt noze mai oan paswurd. fink ai mite hab tu fined a wai tu get owt ub hole fing nd strat obur. oar em ai dumed tu goze rownd in serkulz fur ebur?
Ai wuld laik 2 add u 2 mai fwend, but ai cant cos ur naym iz nawt blu and ai nawt canz click it. Ai has a sad.
But ai also has a hope cos stagehanddan manidged 2 turn his naym blu yes tar day, sow mabbeh gma will atchief dis feet, 2?
gmawairsgreneshuz, I hab been tryin to add u az a fren, but ur profile doan show up. I go to mah profile, and in the URL ware it says mah name, I puts ur naem. But, it doan show up like odder peeps dat hab a profile.
Hope dat u gets it figured out soon and u turn bloo!
hai galz! {{gmawairsgreneshuz}}, u
ust tu hab a diffrint color abatar.
mebbe dis haz sumpin tu du wif it.
idaho, ai jus play heer, don no
muchiz bout stuff. tryin tho.
{{upfi}}… u can find peeps bi goin to
yur profile page and up at the top
in the url strip wif the cheezburger
at the left side/beginning….
delete yur name and type in their
name instead…and u go whoosh..
tu them…hopefullyz. trik from
{{jamamakitty}} few dayz ago.
hey {{Romew}}
Fanks PercyCat fur splainin it bettr dan I didz!
dragun haz a funneh faic. i dun want to meet him in de dark.
Awww – ai wud nawt mind meetin dat dragun (oar teh goggie) in teh dark. Dey boaf luks bery frendlee.
It wuz berry smart ov teh hoomins 2 has a goggie and kitteh in opposite colurs. If kitteh wuz whyte, it wud be so hard 2 find in alla fur!
Bery gud poynt, rhsb!
Wii yoosta haz a blak kitteh (nawt meen liek basement cat) – Momkat had tew get wite rugz for teh hall so she kud see Manny if he wuz on teh floor in teh middul uv the nite. Den Manny crost teh brij & we got wite kittehz. Den Momkat had to get rid uv teh wite rugz for teh hall so she kud see teh wite kittehz if dey wuz on teh floor in teh middul uv teh nite. Lief kin be so komplikaytud sometimez.
Mai Josie wuz moslee whyte, so ai rarely wore dark clothz.
Wun dai, ai cameded hoem frum a funeral and layd mai blak skirt onna bed. Nawt lawng aftur, Josie got inna middel ov skirt an layd onit!
Sew, mai blak skirt had fur hi-lites.
Mai frenz has a blak kitteh an a whyte kitteh. They’re doomed ether wai! LOL
Tellz dem 2 ware gray tweed…
i love that movie, the neverending story!
Dere is hy splortitude heer.
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forch…furtch…fishtun…lucky i iz at werk and lookin at mai bugit rite nao. dis cownturakx teh splortiness faktor!
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i mite be fiyurd if mai bos fines mai branes all obur teh offis!
Harrumph !!!!
Whose brains are these all over the office?
You know that’s against company policy !!
No braynez allowed at werk!!
Well — yew can haz dem — yew just kint be yoozin dem. Speshullee fur lojik. Teh yoose uv lojik haz been *striktlee* pur… proe… banneded.
I thot dat wuz jess ifn U werkz 4 da gubmint…
…oar Mykroesnot…
Aahz, r u intristd n wrkn wif
teh big cheez ov burgerz?
u seam qualicatd.
I wood, but oanlee ifn I cood stai heer n tellykummyoot, n oanlee ifn I cood yooz sumfin bisydz Mykroesnot prawdux…
dint tehy mnchun tellkumutin?
adn a twip tu Seattle? 2 boot.
ha, lame accidental pc joke.
Me tu smacky! I has tu read bout soil cons… convers… keepin da dirt from going away. It iz keepin me from splortitudining!
How are u staying awake ???????
Is not ez! But I is editur, so is whut I do. I is used to it.
aw I wuv tiger kats, wat a pweshus pictur
Kittehz alwais seem 2 kno teh best playsis 2 sleep, don’t tehy?
Is tihs goggie Eskimow (Spitz) goggie? WANT! But canot hab, son be berry allurdgik fur teh goggies. But nawt fur teh kittehs. Hao wierd be taht?
Goggeh is Grate Pyra knees, Ifinkso. Mai neeses useta nap on tehirs, jus lahk tish kitteh. Weeerd tings happinin ever ware. Mah momkat wuz lerjik to shrimpee shells, sew win Ai wuz liddlun ai all wayz shelled tehm. But shii wuz nebber lerjik to eetin tehm! Mai suspicions—let me show u dem.
I allus thinked snowbanks wud be chilly to sleep in but this wun is very wowrm an cuddloldy…zzz
Hiyaz! ^^
Oh boy! the dog seemingly looks like Falcor from the never ending story… kyutie kitteh is cute as well….
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
He iz verry floofy!
strange harbls
dis so weird, cos akshuly saw da neber endiz storee gen 2 days go, las saw when i was in primary skool. da ICHC has da sykik.
u r so rite about taht…jus wun ov teh
thingz taht makez it so much fun.
howz r u guyz is 2 day?
2day Is gna b day iz gna thro it back 2 u, by noa u shud sum hoe realizd…..blah… blah. 2day is 2nd july 1:48am fur me, nd u?
Strypee Bebbeh habz
beeeeeg floooofee blankitt awwwwl 2
herselfz. Lyfe izz guuuuuuuud!
Flooooofee blankitt duzzn’tz
sez mutch, but iz awllwayz cloass
byez 4 coazee Napz
Strypee Bebbeh coodz
getz lawsst in so mutch floof. Woodz
dat beez a bad feeng?
Jack.
never a bad feeng 2 cuddle in floof- just purr n we finds u!
dats funnee i thot he wuz a luffdragon
I goes ta sleep, an den I wakes up, an der’s dis kitteh in mah tummeh– an I diden’t eben eats him!…
haha! this is funny to me cuz when i was a little kid i thought that dragon WAS a flying dog. hahah.
mi sun sez hez a flyin dawg tew.
omg!! dis movee scarred meh soo bad when ai wuz litle
(sorry, new at lospeak!)
Awww… kitteh fownd a luck Dwagun….dug….dwagun-dug? anywaiz! Very lucki kitteh!
Awww man I loved that movie as a kid. But I could never figure out what a bunch of German kids were doing living in Vancouver.
Yesh, byg goggies, liek Newfoundlands adn Great Pyrenees (tihs wun, Ai fink) ar genrullee prittee gentul; liek gentul gyantes, Ai gess;
Ai’m nawt suhpryzed at awl taht teh kitteh bees sleapyng wif tihs goggie!!!
iz so cute :3
lol
PAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE HERE CLICK ON MY NAME OK…
Diz mai best capshun so far. Iz glad uz allz lieked eet.
hai, ihasv2dogz,
it’s grate funz tu mak lolz..
this iz a gud wun!!
gonna go vizit yu f i cn.
iz spelled “Falkor” ..if yous guna be a nerd does it right
I Can Has Auryn?
Man, this IS the never ending story…
falcor is cumfee. He iz floofee nd cumfee
LULZ I remmber wtchin tht vid ish sadz almozt mk mi criez