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Got enny qarters for dis vending mashine??

sry. i spent awl of mai qarters heer.

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  1. No, I just has this kiss. A token of my affection.

  2. annipuss says:

    Ai haz a hungry

  3. leeza-b says:

    I is fresh owt of munnies, sowry.

    • rhsb says:

      Mi 2, an teh relee sad part iz ai gotz payd yesterdai!

      Mai bank iz moar lyk a bus stashun. Teh munnies go tehre an wait 2 go sumwhare else. Tehy no stai dere lawn anuf 2 get comfurabull.

  4. mary O'Spockn says:

    i gotta round tuit. duz dat count?

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      …but here’s a tip: don’t take eny woodn nikkuls.

      • I oncet saw a website where someone was displaying their cullection of wooden nickels. I wanted to rite to them and say “Hay! Dontcha know ur not sposed to take those?”

        But I didn’t.

        • rhsb says:

          Tehrez a store neerby taht gibs u a wooden nikel if’n u bring ur oan bag. U sposta put teh nikel inna bin taht sayz wehre u want 2 donate teh nikel (aminal sheltur, udder stuffs, etc.). Ai alwayze put mien inna aminal sheltur bin.

          • mary O'Spockn says:

            i lubz dis ideah. izzit a chayne?
            de chayne StopnShop haz started to gib a nikkel credit purr bag yu bringz in.

            • rhsb says:

              Lessee, it wuz Wild Oats, but nao ai fink iz Whole Foods Market.

              • mary O'Spockn says:

                kewl. i finkso ower lokal WholeFudz Mrkt (BrednSirkus chain) gibs nikkul creditz fr bringing yr own bagz.

                • gibbocat says:

                  owbur heer een TTI teh saynsbrys stoar sez: taek an ole bag shawpin’!!!
                  nawt berree kumfawtin 4 moest ov teh kustumurs – az dey am mowztlee ‘gettin awn in yrz’.. ;)

                  • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                    @@@@@ :lol: fur shur! Can cawl old man a bag tu? ai gawtz tu taik Dirty old Dave tu dentist in a fyew. cud go shawp tu.

          • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

            Iz a gud idih. we hab sum stoarz wut gib da credit so munniez just staiz wif da rest, if dere iz enny. Eben if dey dont gib credit iz gud tu uze bagz agen. Nawt secund tiem ai brot mai bagz. dey just luk at me funny. wutz dis crazy ole wumun fink?

            • marmot says:

              Ai no whut u meen. Ai re-yooze bags menny plaises. Ai is Bag Laydee. Mai Depreshun Eruh Momcat is Bag Kween. Whai casheers alweez wanna gib bags, bags, bags? 2 menny bags in teh whurld. U go, gmawairsgreneshuz! U nawt crazy.

              • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

                Fankz marmot. ai em sum crazy but nawt stoopid. iz at leest wun joak abowt dat. Mai ma wuz “thrifty” tu. Membur wen nikulz hab buffalo? Mai bruvvur sed she skweez so hard buffalo poop in hand.

                • marmot says:

                  Ai tihnk we haz saem mom. She saevs plastik bags frum bred, eben. Ai bet she haz buffalo poop awl ober her paws. :)

              • saxikath says:

                I agreez marmot. Tu meny bagz evrywherez! I feelz bad when I disrembers tu bring one.

                I likez yore name, tu. I has seen marmotseses in Colorado when I was youngkitteh.

                • marmot says:

                  Ai am gald u liek mai naem. Funnee–tehre is awlso ‘Woodchuck’ on ICHC! Saem tihng as a marmot? We haz growndhogs here in aour bakyard in Virjinyuh. Ai no tehy r saem as woodchux. (Ackshully gawt naem from Baithoven meow-sic naemed Marmotte taht mai boy plaid on horn.)

                  Nao, bak 2 bags. Hold up ur paws adn repeet aftr me: “Ai plej 2 B gud EnviroKitteh. Ai plej to remememember mai bags. Pleh to bags! Pleh to bags!
                  Amen.”

                  Tehre. U has been bagtized.

            • Romeow says:

              I alwais bring mah own bags!
              Took meh a few tiems ov walking into teh store, onwee to hab to walk bak to mah car to get mah bags to member. Nao, I alwais member, and no moar plastic bags for meh!

              • marmot says:

                Who Ray fur Romeow! Ai awlso has gottin less stoopy abaout furgettin mai reyoosabull bags. No moar wauking bak 2 teh car waring out mai paws.

                Ai wish taht sum casheers wud lurn hao to pack grosseries in tehm bettur, tho. Moast do gud, sum r silly.

    • annipuss says:

      Dat’s wot Ai need – lotsa fings waitin til Ai gets a rownd tuit

    • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

      Oh, yu did? iz a gud wun? :lol:

  5. two_kittehs says:

    kitteh conundrumz
    to play or to eat

  6. rhsb says:

    Izza hampster bowlin bawl!!!!

    Oh an luk at teh kitteh….awl dat floof… DO WANT!

  7. Crunchy on teh outside, soft ‘n’ chewy on teh inside!

  8. punkin says:

    hammie sez: i no has a flavur. please to b leavin me a loan

  9. Stacie says:

    I like to watch it roll!

  10. flamedragon5 says:

    Ruff time where i is. :(

  11. GremlinCanHasAKitteh says:

    Hello, cheez-peeps! I haz news! I is nao teh fur-peep-mum uv a 12-week-old gray an blak tabbi boi-cat! We brot heem hoem Sunday nite.

    He is gettin used to himz noo digs. I haz bin sleepin on teh flor with heem in a bedroom set up to be cat-sayfe. He is vereh affekshunate boi, an luvs to PURR! an giv nose-bumps (his cool tiny liddel nose to mah nose).

    He haz nawt told meh yet whut himz naym is, but we ar tryin owt a bunch on heem. He is vereh kyurious, an he haz teh kyoot! I will tayk pikshors when I kan. Teh trubbel is taykin teh pikshor kwik, as he is so kwik he almost kannawt be fotograffed! Awl yoo sees in teh pikshor is teh spayce wher a kitteh haz bin. . .

    I haz a happeh! :-) I haz a noo furever frend!

    • gmawairsgreneshuz says:

      Congrashulashunz. {{{{{gremlin}}}}} ai has a happitayl fur yu.

      • Zenkitty says:

        Dis calls for a babykitteh shower? We brings toys and treats an da nip. (maybee him too yung for da nip?) Anyway, we brings toys and little crumpeld foil balls and fings with feavers and fuury stuff on em. Congrats on the da new little guy.

    • CottlestonPie says:

      I guess you could try pointing the camera ahead of him in the direction he appears to be going. Sorta like Pooh and Piglet digging their heffalump trap somewhere where a Heffalump was, just before he fell into it, only about a foot farther on. :)

      • gremlin says:

        Whut a grayt idear! Sort uv a kitteh foto op, taykin teh pic in advantz uv teh kitteh. Hao duz wun no wher a kitteh will be in tym to posishun teh kamra?

        Hmmm . . . Wuld a tyme travel mosheen mebbe halp me git teh kamra to teh playc wher a kitteh will be in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 minnits!?

    • tidmum says:

      Yayyyyy!!!!!
      Noo kitteh to lub an hug an schmoo!!!!!
      Wunnerful noos gremlin an noo bebbeh.
      Yoo will hab menny happitayl times I are sure :grin:

    • cheshirekittehkat says:

      Weez haz a happee foar yuu Gremlin; haow nyiecy tuu beez njoying yuur neu kitteh!
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    • Yay for teh n00b!

      When my Liam was teh n00b, I mostly took pictures of him sleeping. It was the onliest time he was still enough to be captured in pixels.

      But do take pix now! They grows up SO fast. *wipes away nostalgic tear*

    • FreeLion says:

      Conga-ratshumalashunz, Gremlin!
      Noo kittehz!!
      Cool liddul nozez!!
      Ai can haz a jellus!

    • saxikath says:

      conk rat ululations on yur nu frend! I wish I could has kittehfriend but not ‘lowd in my apartsment. It givs me a sad. But I is happytail for yu!

  12. Tribble says:

    Dey c mee rollin
    dey hatin

  13. flamedragon5 says:

    If u wanna c sometin’ funneh, go 2 my profile & click da “funny age-o-matic” allz youz haz 2 do iz just pick a photo and it turnz it into a old person! den eiter do text to speech where u type inz ur ownz wurdz or record itz on da phone! its verrrrryy funneh! it always cheerz me up! ^^

  14. gremlin says:

    Ohai, cheezpeeps! I posted yoo a messuj abowt mah new kitteh but wurdpress eeted it!

    If it horks mah note bak up agin, I’ll feel silleh. But heer goes.

    I haz a noo kitteh! He is a gray an blak strypey tabby boi, 12 weeks old – an he has teh kyoot! He kaym hoem with meh Sunday nite an we are gitting ajusticated to eech uther.

    He haz a big kyoriosity, he haz a lowd purr, he luvs to do nose-bumps (hiz cool liddel nose to myne), he haz a lowd PURR, an he haz teh KYOOT; oh yah, hez got it bad!

    Yay! I haz a new liddel furever frend! No, he haz nawt yet toled meh whut he wishes to be kawled.

    Nose-bumps an purrs to awl teh frendlee cheez-peeps hoo lisstened to mah sad kitteh-less storehs. I haz a happeh! I haz a noo kitteh! Yay!

  15. Trinity.F says:

    Tom says: Hi Jerry how are yah? hehe ;)http://www.AnyInput.Com

  16. flamedragon5 says:

    lolz (5 billion timez) i’m lol so hard nowz, that website iz funneh! 5 billion :D ’s

  17. flamedragon5 says:

    Congrats gremlin! :)

  18. gremlin says:

    Fanks fur teh conga-rats on mah noo kitteh, cheez-peeps! Sum uv teh peepuls I wurk with gayv me sum noo kitteh toys an snax fur teh noo boi. I tayks mah partee with meh wherever I goes . . . Mah joi: let me show yoo it!

    Skyuze meh nao, whyl I goes hoem to see whutz left uv mah haus after teh kitteh haz bin ther spendin teh day aloen whyl I wurks. *pawz kroxxed that awl is OK*

    Yoo noes, ay am relearnin mah kitteh math skilz: I haz lerned in past 2 days that wun kitteh EEzilee owt-numbers 2 hooman peeps! An then sum!

    I goez hoem to nose bumps an purrz nao. :-) :-) :-)

  19. jmuhj says:

    Wotta gorjuss kitteh! No qarturz but lots uv lurve. LOTS!

  20. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Liddel Hambstur:”Luuk deepe iyntu mai eise, kitteh; Ai can foarteyl teh fuhtuur!!!”

    Kitteh: “OK”; *her eisebaulls rohtatyng iyndepehndehntlee ov eech ovver*
    “Oooooohh!! Dizzzzeeeee!!!

    LH: “Taht’s rite; jes keap awn luukyng!!
    *oapens doar ov rohtatyng baull & hoppez aowt*
    “Ai sea teh fuhtuur!! Menny, menny cheezburgers!!” *Runnez awai*

    Kitteh: “Wel, Ai sea teh fuhtuur tuu: Weez gunna taike teh ‘Ham’ aowta ‘Hambstur’
    adn maike iyt iyntu: Hamburger + Cheez = Cheezburger!!!!!!

    * Startez tuu chaise Hambstur awl oaver teh howse* :mrgreen:

  21. Animol says:

    inevitable deathball

  22. Robles Family says:

    :)

  23. Robles Family says:

    tee hee



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