Got enny qarters
Got enny qarters for dis vending mashine??
sry. i spent awl of mai qarters heer.
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No, I just has this kiss. A token of my affection.
aw. datz so sweet.
wudja like a bag o hershey’s kisses fr yr sillybrashun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-lxFDVvmUk
mary kissmas!
*airkiss*
mary kissmiss
kthxnom!
Ai haz a hungry
Ai iz habbin cheezburgr 4 lunch. Wanna byte?
Nomnomnomnom… Ooh, ware’d it goe!
Hai! U etted alla mai cheezburgr!
**nawt tellin annipuss tehrez chickn nuggitz 2**
*sniff sniff* Ai fink Ai can smel sumfing liek chicken…
**stuffs last 2 nuggitz in mouf**
No, no chikn heer….
Ai’ll haz 2 haz feesh fur mai ebenin meel den, fink Ai’ll maek cheez an mushrum sorse – dats yummee.
Just da sorse, pls, no fissheez.kthx bai. maibe sum toastz
I is fresh owt of munnies, sowry.
Mi 2, an teh relee sad part iz ai gotz payd yesterdai!
Mai bank iz moar lyk a bus stashun. Teh munnies go tehre an wait 2 go sumwhare else. Tehy no stai dere lawn anuf 2 get comfurabull.
liek mii – uew haz teh runnee munnee!!!
i gotta round tuit. duz dat count?
…but here’s a tip: don’t take eny woodn nikkuls.
I oncet saw a website where someone was displaying their cullection of wooden nickels. I wanted to rite to them and say “Hay! Dontcha know ur not sposed to take those?”
But I didn’t.
Tehrez a store neerby taht gibs u a wooden nikel if’n u bring ur oan bag. U sposta put teh nikel inna bin taht sayz wehre u want 2 donate teh nikel (aminal sheltur, udder stuffs, etc.). Ai alwayze put mien inna aminal sheltur bin.
i lubz dis ideah. izzit a chayne?
de chayne StopnShop haz started to gib a nikkel credit purr bag yu bringz in.
Lessee, it wuz Wild Oats, but nao ai fink iz Whole Foods Market.
kewl. i finkso ower lokal WholeFudz Mrkt (BrednSirkus chain) gibs nikkul creditz fr bringing yr own bagz.
owbur heer een TTI teh saynsbrys stoar sez: taek an ole bag shawpin’!!!
nawt berree kumfawtin 4 moest ov teh kustumurs – az dey am mowztlee ‘gettin awn in yrz’..
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fur shur! Can cawl old man a bag tu? ai gawtz tu taik Dirty old Dave tu dentist in a fyew. cud go shawp tu.
Iz a gud idih. we hab sum stoarz wut gib da credit so munniez just staiz wif da rest, if dere iz enny. Eben if dey dont gib credit iz gud tu uze bagz agen. Nawt secund tiem ai brot mai bagz. dey just luk at me funny. wutz dis crazy ole wumun fink?
Ai no whut u meen. Ai re-yooze bags menny plaises. Ai is Bag Laydee. Mai Depreshun Eruh Momcat is Bag Kween. Whai casheers alweez wanna gib bags, bags, bags? 2 menny bags in teh whurld. U go, gmawairsgreneshuz! U nawt crazy.
Fankz marmot. ai em sum crazy but nawt stoopid. iz at leest wun joak abowt dat. Mai ma wuz “thrifty” tu. Membur wen nikulz hab buffalo? Mai bruvvur sed she skweez so hard buffalo poop in hand.
Ai tihnk we haz saem mom. She saevs plastik bags frum bred, eben. Ai bet she haz buffalo poop awl ober her paws.
I agreez marmot. Tu meny bagz evrywherez! I feelz bad when I disrembers tu bring one.
I likez yore name, tu. I has seen marmotseses in Colorado when I was youngkitteh.
Ai am gald u liek mai naem. Funnee–tehre is awlso ‘Woodchuck’ on ICHC! Saem tihng as a marmot? We haz growndhogs here in aour bakyard in Virjinyuh. Ai no tehy r saem as woodchux. (Ackshully gawt naem from Baithoven meow-sic naemed Marmotte taht mai boy plaid on horn.)
Nao, bak 2 bags. Hold up ur paws adn repeet aftr me: “Ai plej 2 B gud EnviroKitteh. Ai plej to remememember mai bags. Pleh to bags! Pleh to bags!
Amen.”
Tehre. U has been bagtized.
I alwais bring mah own bags!
Took meh a few tiems ov walking into teh store, onwee to hab to walk bak to mah car to get mah bags to member. Nao, I alwais member, and no moar plastic bags for meh!
Who Ray fur Romeow! Ai awlso has gottin less stoopy abaout furgettin mai reyoosabull bags. No moar wauking bak 2 teh car waring out mai paws.
Ai wish taht sum casheers wud lurn hao to pack grosseries in tehm bettur, tho. Moast do gud, sum r silly.
Dat’s wot Ai need – lotsa fings waitin til Ai gets a rownd tuit
mai daddykitteh had a buncha wooden round tuits made up as buzzeeness “cards” once upona time….i thunkded tehy were verrrrre funnnne and good idear!
Sum seeside soobeneer shops sellz plaets dat sez dey is “round tuits” Ai keeps meenin 2 get wun, but Ai hazn’t got ………….
tipikul kitteh — awlwaiz purr krazty natinz!!!!
Dat mai middul naem!
That is verreee funnee! I is havin pyooter prollumz, I tried to post de Nyx stoee on de uvver fred adn cud nawt.
If dis posts, I will go bak adn tries agin.
stoee? lol!! storee. Yay! It werked!
oh DERE u is MelONyx!
We wuz startin to make wun up on owr owns!
But I wud rather heer yr *reel* storee!!
Oh, yu did? iz a gud wun?
kitteh conundrumz
to play or to eat
mah foodz ar in toy
want
nom nom
Ai had a hamster ina ball liek that chase a pershun cat arownd teh room. Teh hamster saw teh kitteh az sumfing new to play wib, a neu toy.
Izza hampster bowlin bawl!!!!
Oh an luk at teh kitteh….awl dat floof… DO WANT!
Crunchy on teh outside, soft ‘n’ chewy on teh inside!
An luks lyk iz choklit!
Ai seed sum “Emerjinsee Choklit” inna stor yestidai. It woz £1.99 (bowt $4) for 100gm. – 2 ekspensib 4 a joak!
Mai emerjinsee choklit is inna cannistur at hoem. Ai has candee barz, kissez and various uther stuffz in dere. Awl dark choklit, cuz dats mai favrit.
Dis stuff wuz onlee 30% cocoamass. Ai liek 85% so’z u can rly get a kikk frum jus a liddle bit.
Iz ekspenxib choc . ai getz mai “medsin” 17 owncez fur dat mush munniez. no joakz tu pai ekstra fur.
Oh dat soooo gud! Can’t uz here da mommies? *serious voice* Take your choclate and don’t give me any more lip!* end serious voice*
Remember da white rabbit song? “Da ones dat mothver gibs do don’t do nuffin at all.”
We yoost 2 hab choklitt medicin – was powerful laxtib!
Ai seen Emurjinsee Choklit 2!. Choklit is tarabul tihng 2 joak abowt! Nawt funee to addix.
Far Side FTW!
hammie sez: i no has a flavur. please to b leavin me a loan
Wach owt for teh innerest rayt!
I like to watch it roll!
I is sad.
Whai u has a sad?
Ruff time where i is.
Sowwy 2 heer dat – hoep fings improob soon {{{{{{flamedragon5}}}}}}
Tx. u guys r helpful and nice, and i thank u. ^^ tx, annipuss and rhsb! srry 2 heer dat 2 rhsb. i hopes it wurks out ok 4 u 2! ^^ yea i tink i willz hide undur mai bed 4 awhile. ^^ Tx. again!
Jes b nies 2 teh dust bunnehs. Tehy will halp protek u frum **sertain ebil forsis taht lyk 2 show up sumtyms**.
*lil ornj floofy kitteh peerz unner bed at flamedragon, rhsb, & dustbunneeez.
*ponderz combinashun o dust bunniees and flamez frum flaem dragon*
dis could getz inneresting!
Duz we need Fyremens yet??????
It’s never the wrong time for firemen! (I just turned over a new page in my Colorado Firefighter’s calendar today. Hoo-ah!)
And heer wii thot wii wuz safe frum fyre wif Maus on vaykayshun!
we always needs to be vigilint for pot, put, er pawsibul fire hazardz!
oh MJ………. duz yew want a kitty frum Portland??
http://www.portland.craigslist.org/mlt/pet/733066123.html
or this one
portland.craigslist.org/mlt/pet/733066123.html
Gud fing maus nawt heer wif zippo.
redundant! cween awlredy sez. gmta
Hao aer yoo howldin up, rosie? Ai’m stil prayin foar yoo.
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An yo, too, flamedragon. Mai absintmyndedniss, lett mee sho yoo itt.
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Flamedragon-yuu just had a birfdai- happy belated birfdai to yuu!! ai am sorree yuu haz a sad- {{{flamedragon}}}
Ai sowwy {{{flamedragon5}}}.
Lyfe nawt bein berry nies 2 me ether, so ai kan commizzurate.
Ai’ve been hidin unner teh bed. U can 2 ifn u wanna.
Hoep yoo gotta big bed, rhsb. Dere mai be otters hoo want tu joyn yoo.
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But nawt mee tudai. I iz gud.
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Hoep tings luk up soon for yoo and flamedragon5.
Thanx, woodchuck, annipuss,babycakes, rhsb and everone else, for being verry nice 2 me. Yeah thay probably would, i tink all i needz iz a good laugh.
Dere is nuffing so bad dat sum choklit and a kitteh can’t maek it a liddle better – at leest fur a few minits.
Feelz better flamedragon5 & rhsb.
> Dere is nuffing so bad dat sum choklit
> and a kitteh can’t maek it a liddle better
Exsept maibe choklit and/or kitteh allergies, ov coarse.
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Dis is gud plaes 2 cum iffn u haz a sad.
Yuss, dis is good place to cum fo sure if you haz a sad
hoepfully kittehs and cheezfwiends makin you feelz bedder 
I sowwy to hear you haz a sad.
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Hello, cheez-peeps! I haz news! I is nao teh fur-peep-mum uv a 12-week-old gray an blak tabbi boi-cat! We brot heem hoem Sunday nite.
He is gettin used to himz noo digs. I haz bin sleepin on teh flor with heem in a bedroom set up to be cat-sayfe. He is vereh affekshunate boi, an luvs to PURR! an giv nose-bumps (his cool tiny liddel nose to mah nose).
He haz nawt told meh yet whut himz naym is, but we ar tryin owt a bunch on heem. He is vereh kyurious, an he haz teh kyoot! I will tayk pikshors when I kan. Teh trubbel is taykin teh pikshor kwik, as he is so kwik he almost kannawt be fotograffed! Awl yoo sees in teh pikshor is teh spayce wher a kitteh haz bin. . .
I haz a happeh!
I haz a noo furever frend!
Congrashulashunz. {{{{{gremlin}}}}} ai has a happitayl fur yu.
Dis calls for a babykitteh shower? We brings toys and treats an da nip. (maybee him too yung for da nip?) Anyway, we brings toys and little crumpeld foil balls and fings with feavers and fuury stuff on em. Congrats on the da new little guy.
I guess you could try pointing the camera ahead of him in the direction he appears to be going. Sorta like Pooh and Piglet digging their heffalump trap somewhere where a Heffalump was, just before he fell into it, only about a foot farther on.
Whut a grayt idear! Sort uv a kitteh foto op, taykin teh pic in advantz uv teh kitteh. Hao duz wun no wher a kitteh will be in tym to posishun teh kamra?
Hmmm . . . Wuld a tyme travel mosheen mebbe halp me git teh kamra to teh playc wher a kitteh will be in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 minnits!?
Duz teh kitteh nawt eber stop moovin to taek a nap? Ai awlwayz luvz pikchoorz uv sleeping kittehz.
Yayyyyy!!!!!
Noo kitteh to lub an hug an schmoo!!!!!
Wunnerful noos gremlin an noo bebbeh.
Yoo will hab menny happitayl times I are sure
Weez haz a happee foar yuu Gremlin; haow nyiecy tuu beez njoying yuur neu kitteh!
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Yay for teh n00b!
When my Liam was teh n00b, I mostly took pictures of him sleeping. It was the onliest time he was still enough to be captured in pixels.
But do take pix now! They grows up SO fast. *wipes away nostalgic tear*
Conga-ratshumalashunz, Gremlin!
Noo kittehz!!
Cool liddul nozez!!
Ai can haz a jellus!
conk rat ululations on yur nu frend! I wish I could has kittehfriend but not ‘lowd in my apartsment. It givs me a sad. But I is happytail for yu!
Dey c mee rollin
dey hatin
FTW!
If u wanna c sometin’ funneh, go 2 my profile & click da “funny age-o-matic” allz youz haz 2 do iz just pick a photo and it turnz it into a old person! den eiter do text to speech where u type inz ur ownz wurdz or record itz on da phone! its verrrrryy funneh! it always cheerz me up! ^^
Ohai, cheezpeeps! I posted yoo a messuj abowt mah new kitteh but wurdpress eeted it!
If it horks mah note bak up agin, I’ll feel silleh. But heer goes.
I haz a noo kitteh! He is a gray an blak strypey tabby boi, 12 weeks old – an he has teh kyoot! He kaym hoem with meh Sunday nite an we are gitting ajusticated to eech uther.
He haz a big kyoriosity, he haz a lowd purr, he luvs to do nose-bumps (hiz cool liddel nose to myne), he haz a lowd PURR, an he haz teh KYOOT; oh yah, hez got it bad!
Yay! I haz a new liddel furever frend! No, he haz nawt yet toled meh whut he wishes to be kawled.
Nose-bumps an purrs to awl teh frendlee cheez-peeps hoo lisstened to mah sad kitteh-less storehs. I haz a happeh! I haz a noo kitteh! Yay!
Yay,gremlin !!!!!
Teh kittehs are teh bestest!!!
I is so happy happy fur you!!
Sownds like a hansum boi!
Conga rats, gremlin!
Ai fownded a bebbeh taht ai wanna taek hoem, but ai hasta convinse mai parints 2 let mi get hur.
Enjoi ur new bebbeh!
Heers hoepyng yuur parints wil wunt teh neu bebbeh kitteh;
Ai wil sez a prayure tuu CC taht yuu can haz teh kitteh!!!!!
Gremlin!!
U b soo lukee 2 b habbing deh gnu ferever boi!!! 
Wii can haz pitcherz?
I will try! See commintz abuv abowt teh kamra, teh kitteh, an teh tyme mosheen . . .
Tom says: Hi Jerry how are yah? hehe
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lolz (5 billion timez) i’m lol so hard nowz, that website iz funneh! 5 billion
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Congrats gremlin!
Fanks fur teh conga-rats on mah noo kitteh, cheez-peeps! Sum uv teh peepuls I wurk with gayv me sum noo kitteh toys an snax fur teh noo boi. I tayks mah partee with meh wherever I goes . . . Mah joi: let me show yoo it!
Skyuze meh nao, whyl I goes hoem to see whutz left uv mah haus after teh kitteh haz bin ther spendin teh day aloen whyl I wurks. *pawz kroxxed that awl is OK*
Yoo noes, ay am relearnin mah kitteh math skilz: I haz lerned in past 2 days that wun kitteh EEzilee owt-numbers 2 hooman peeps! An then sum!
I goez hoem to nose bumps an purrz nao.
I’m so happitail fur U, Gremlin!
Teh bestest dais r wen bebehs cum!
{{{{{Gremlin & noo bebeh kitteh}}}}}
Wotta gorjuss kitteh! No qarturz but lots uv lurve. LOTS!
Liddel Hambstur:”Luuk deepe iyntu mai eise, kitteh; Ai can foarteyl teh fuhtuur!!!”
Kitteh: “OK”; *her eisebaulls rohtatyng iyndepehndehntlee ov eech ovver*
“Oooooohh!! Dizzzzeeeee!!!
LH: “Taht’s rite; jes keap awn luukyng!!
*oapens doar ov rohtatyng baull & hoppez aowt*
“Ai sea teh fuhtuur!! Menny, menny cheezburgers!!” *Runnez awai*
Kitteh: “Wel, Ai sea teh fuhtuur tuu: Weez gunna taike teh ‘Ham’ aowta ‘Hambstur’
adn maike iyt iyntu: Hamburger + Cheez = Cheezburger!!!!!!
* Startez tuu chaise Hambstur awl oaver teh howse*
inevitable deathball
tee hee