Got enny qarters
Got enny qarters for dis vending mashine??
sry. i spent awl of mai qarters heer.
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No, I just has this kiss. A token of my affection.
aw. datz so sweet.
wudja like a bag o hershey’s kisses fr yr sillybrashun?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-lxFDVvmUk
mary kissmas!
*airkiss*
mary kissmiss
kthxnom!
Ai haz a hungry
Ai iz habbin cheezburgr 4 lunch. Wanna byte?
Nomnomnomnom… Ooh, ware’d it goe!
Hai! U etted alla mai cheezburgr!
**nawt tellin annipuss tehrez chickn nuggitz 2**
*sniff sniff* Ai fink Ai can smel sumfing liek chicken…
**stuffs last 2 nuggitz in mouf**
No, no chikn heer….
Ai’ll haz 2 haz feesh fur mai ebenin meel den, fink Ai’ll maek cheez an mushrum sorse - dats yummee.
Just da sorse, pls, no fissheez.kthx bai. maibe sum toastz
I is fresh owt of munnies, sowry.
Mi 2, an teh relee sad part iz ai gotz payd yesterdai!
Mai bank iz moar lyk a bus stashun. Teh munnies go tehre an wait 2 go sumwhare else. Tehy no stai dere lawn anuf 2 get comfurabull.
liek mii - uew haz teh runnee munnee!!!
i gotta round tuit. duz dat count?
…but here’s a tip: don’t take eny woodn nikkuls.
I oncet saw a website where someone was displaying their cullection of wooden nickels. I wanted to rite to them and say “Hay! Dontcha know ur not sposed to take those?”
But I didn’t.
Tehrez a store neerby taht gibs u a wooden nikel if’n u bring ur oan bag. U sposta put teh nikel inna bin taht sayz wehre u want 2 donate teh nikel (aminal sheltur, udder stuffs, etc.). Ai alwayze put mien inna aminal sheltur bin.
i lubz dis ideah. izzit a chayne?
de chayne StopnShop haz started to gib a nikkel credit purr bag yu bringz in.
Lessee, it wuz Wild Oats, but nao ai fink iz Whole Foods Market.
kewl. i finkso ower lokal WholeFudz Mrkt (BrednSirkus chain) gibs nikkul creditz fr bringing yr own bagz.
owbur heer een TTI teh saynsbrys stoar sez: taek an ole bag shawpin’!!!
nawt berree kumfawtin 4 moest ov teh kustumurs - az dey am mowztlee ‘gettin awn in yrz’..
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fur shur! Can cawl old man a bag tu? ai gawtz tu taik Dirty old Dave tu dentist in a fyew. cud go shawp tu.
Iz a gud idih. we hab sum stoarz wut gib da credit so munniez just staiz wif da rest, if dere iz enny. Eben if dey dont gib credit iz gud tu uze bagz agen. Nawt secund tiem ai brot mai bagz. dey just luk at me funny. wutz dis crazy ole wumun fink?
Ai no whut u meen. Ai re-yooze bags menny plaises. Ai is Bag Laydee. Mai Depreshun Eruh Momcat is Bag Kween. Whai casheers alweez wanna gib bags, bags, bags? 2 menny bags in teh whurld. U go, gmawairsgreneshuz! U nawt crazy.
Fankz marmot. ai em sum crazy but nawt stoopid. iz at leest wun joak abowt dat. Mai ma wuz “thrifty” tu. Membur wen nikulz hab buffalo? Mai bruvvur sed she skweez so hard buffalo poop in hand.
Ai tihnk we haz saem mom. She saevs plastik bags frum bred, eben. Ai bet she haz buffalo poop awl ober her paws.
I agreez marmot. Tu meny bagz evrywherez! I feelz bad when I disrembers tu bring one.
I likez yore name, tu. I has seen marmotseses in Colorado when I was youngkitteh.
Ai am gald u liek mai naem. Funnee–tehre is awlso ‘Woodchuck’ on ICHC! Saem tihng as a marmot? We haz growndhogs here in aour bakyard in Virjinyuh. Ai no tehy r saem as woodchux. (Ackshully gawt naem from Baithoven meow-sic naemed Marmotte taht mai boy plaid on horn.)
Nao, bak 2 bags. Hold up ur paws adn repeet aftr me: “Ai plej 2 B gud EnviroKitteh. Ai plej to remememember mai bags. Pleh to bags! Pleh to bags!
Amen.”
Tehre. U has been bagtized.
I alwais bring mah own bags!
Took meh a few tiems ov walking into teh store, onwee to hab to walk bak to mah car to get mah bags to member. Nao, I alwais member, and no moar plastic bags for meh!
Who Ray fur Romeow! Ai awlso has gottin less stoopy abaout furgettin mai reyoosabull bags. No moar wauking bak 2 teh car waring out mai paws.
Ai wish taht sum casheers wud lurn hao to pack grosseries in tehm bettur, tho. Moast do gud, sum r silly.
Dat’s wot Ai need - lotsa fings waitin til Ai gets a rownd tuit
mai daddykitteh had a buncha wooden round tuits made up as buzzeeness “cards” once upona time….i thunkded tehy were verrrrre funnnne and good idear!
Sum seeside soobeneer shops sellz plaets dat sez dey is “round tuits” Ai keeps meenin 2 get wun, but Ai hazn’t got ………….
tipikul kitteh — awlwaiz purr krazty natinz!!!!
Dat mai middul naem!
That is verreee funnee! I is havin pyooter prollumz, I tried to post de Nyx stoee on de uvver fred adn cud nawt.
If dis posts, I will go bak adn tries agin.
stoee? lol!! storee. Yay! It werked!
oh DERE u is MelONyx!
We wuz startin to make wun up on owr owns!
But I wud rather heer yr *reel* storee!!
Oh, yu did? iz a gud wun?
kitteh conundrumz
to play or to eat
mah foodz ar in toy
want
nom nom
Ai had a hamster ina ball liek that chase a pershun cat arownd teh room. Teh hamster saw teh kitteh az sumfing new to play wib, a neu toy.
Izza hampster bowlin bawl!!!!
Oh an luk at teh kitteh….awl dat floof… DO WANT!
Crunchy on teh outside, soft ‘n’ chewy on teh inside!
An luks lyk iz choklit!
Ai seed sum “Emerjinsee Choklit” inna stor yestidai. It woz £1.99 (bowt $4) for 100gm. - 2 ekspensib 4 a joak!
Mai emerjinsee choklit is inna cannistur at hoem. Ai has candee barz, kissez and various uther stuffz in dere. Awl dark choklit, cuz dats mai favrit.
Dis stuff wuz onlee 30% cocoamass. Ai liek 85% so’z u can rly get a kikk frum jus a liddle bit.
Iz ekspenxib choc . ai getz mai “medsin” 17 owncez fur dat mush munniez. no joakz tu pai ekstra fur.
Oh dat soooo gud! Can’t uz here da mommies? *serious voice* Take your choclate and don’t give me any more lip!* end serious voice*
Remember da white rabbit song? “Da ones dat mothver gibs do don’t do nuffin at all.”
We yoost 2 hab choklitt medicin - was powerful laxtib!
Ai seen Emurjinsee Choklit 2!. Choklit is tarabul tihng 2 joak abowt! Nawt funee to addix.
Far Side FTW!
hammie sez: i no has a flavur. please to b leavin me a loan
Wach owt for teh innerest rayt!
I like to watch it roll!
I is sad.
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Whai u has a sad?
Ruff time where i is.