Be a .NET Developer for Cheezburger
I Can Has Cheezburger? is growing — again!
We’re looking for a Full-Time .NET Developer/Superhero with a passion for coding with expert .NET expertise. You will make the intarwebs a better tube for millions as we develop some amazing tools and features (we’re more than just a blog under this fur!). We offer flexible hours, a fun work environment, health benefits and freedom from the tyranny of spelllcheck. (Plus free cat pictures!)
The One and Only Technical Requirement:
- A deep, expert understanding of developing, deploying and managing customer-facing web sites using ASP.NET (using C#), SQLServer and IIS. We need .NET developers who have been working with the .NET (ASP.NET, IIS and SQLServer) for at least 5 years. We’re looking for expert-level developers at this tiem.
- Experience with AJAX is a real plus.
Bonus Skillz:
- All your bases must belong to you
- Cannot have lost the game
- Can make the cake a reality
Please send your resume to lol+jobs@icanhascheezburger.com. This job is available for telecommuting from within US and Canada only. Travel to HQ in Seattle is required.
i iz nowings ajax, iis sql but is not too hot on asp.net and c#
u is can taks me nyway?
why doesn’t you use a php flaverd intertube for da kittehs? and a ceiling cat approved apache server? everyone know IIS is the work of basement cat.
iis is microshaft doggy turd but most ppl use unfortunitly, php not all dat gr8 tho. AJAX websites will tak over da intertubes!
most ppl use iis?!
sur statmnt not med ov cake?
Un4choonitlee, moast ppl DUZ yooz iis, sew dat staytmint iz cayk.
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iis, onna uvver hand, iz mayd uv goggee raynbowz…
http://news.netcraft.com/archives/web_server_survey.html
most people use apache
Waol, datz refraishin nooz. Haowebber, minnee uv doze serverz r multee-syt-hoastin fusilly… fasili… playsiz. Apache IZ muchlee beddur at hoastin multippul sytz. Dat will skyoo da rizultz tword Apache.
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Dew U haz sum info bowt haow minnee diffrint PLAYSIZ yooz eech server type, reegardliss uv haow minnee sytz eech plays hoastz? I finkz U wood c dat iis wood kumz owt awn tawp…
That datum is skewed. Most businesses use IIS while most home/hobby sites are hosted on apache (due to low cost). There is simply far more home/hobby sites than business sites.
If you could possibly manage to gather usage data for all those sites, you would see that IIS serves far more webviews than apache.
sry 4 da lak of lolspk. is knda sux atit n wantd ta mk sr us undastod meh.
totally false.
apache good enough for facebook and youtube, therefor good enough for LOLs
no IIS at google or amazon either.
Freez the cheezburgers! turn your back on basement cat’s FUD
no apache at google either
IIS is horrible.. Why anyone would deviate from Apache is beyond me :S.
orkut.com uses IIS (at least i think so, their pages are .aspx), and google is the owner of orkut.com
my sorces o infomachuns be incorekt den.
I iz standsing corekted
Yeahs, yous shud mek it in php.
Or even betta for teh kittehs, writorz it in purrrrl.
I just lost the game!
duz dis meen wii myt get teh brgrz bak??
Hoo ar yoo, 48529???
ai am reelee 93245!
oh j-pak, yew is akshully “user#93245″ wunder how yew (well not yew) finds out yer user number? dis gettin moar mysterius allatime!!
I fink, dis b just a guess, if u b logged owt, adn making a commint wifowt putting in ennee name, it will assigning u a number. I wiil try and see wut happenz.
No refunding of Bürger(s).
Kitteh no liek AJAX, it maek mom hand smell bads.
Kitteh no liek dabelopmens tuo cause maeks mom no plays some eben on caturdays.
I don noes about eberyones elz, buts ai shore apprec… appro… lieks that ew aw takes such gud cares of uz n gievs us fun toys to pway wif!
KFanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im number 3!!!! ^_~
Fluffysmoms
Howz abuoot leegals beeegls– Iz trn putter onz mi selvs Truwly
KFanks!!
“Cannot have lost the game”
OH THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
lol
Dubble LOL! “Lost teh gayme?? What gayme???”
Rules of the game:
1.) Everyone plays the game
2.) If you think about the game, you lose the game.
3.) You cannot win the game.
4.) If you lose the game, you must declare so out loud.
Oh, btw, I LOSE THE GAME!!!!!1!!eleven!!!!1!11!!!!!1!
i’m just lost
LOL! If ai can figure awt hao to sign into werd press AND get an ICHC profyle - wud yoo hire mee??? An purrhaps ai cud eben maek mai nayme turn bloo. An add sum informashuns to teh profyles ai hav taht ar hard to find becuz ai am just a uzer number!
oh j-pak………. we lubs yew no matter wut culer yew are!!! red, white or blue!!
OH thanks, jamamkitty! SUM day. . .
Cheezburger dev?? You’d have to re-learn everything…
canhazinsurt into tablz ceilingCat whur valz = ‘capshuns’
*reedz deh adbertissment 4 deh devil ipurrz*
*razez hand*
i haz a kwestyun. Akshullee a cuppla kwestyunz.
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Duz deh Souper Heroz git teh kapez? adn deh tites?
Will dere pitcherz b posted on ICHC fer awl uv us 2 seeing?
Will deh fyremenz b standing bai 2 hozing down LCB?
Y duz u b needing deh AJAX eggspurtz? R u going 2 skrub deh intarwebz?
Wut flavor will deh cake b? (I prefurrz chokklit. Wif chokklit icing.)
*Edna P Mode*
Metaman, Express elevator! Dynaguy, Snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, Sucked into a vortex!
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NO CAPES!
Obveeyusslee Sindroam nawt yooz Edna 4 himz cawstoom…
BTW, eagles may soar, but turkeys don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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Iz jess saiyin…
LOLZ!
Sillee chzadmins.
Teh caek no iz uh lye! It ar dee - duh - d… yummee an moyst.
rhubarb
Booo! ASP/.NET BOOOOOO!
Beddur teknawlijee egg-zistz, n U yooz anuvver. Beddur teknawlijee bilt da Innertoobz, n U treet it liek garbij. N datz wat .NET iz — da Kween uv Refyooz. Sew baow daown 2 it ifn U wont, baow 2 it. Baow 2 da Kween uv Slym, da Kween uv Filf, da Kween uv Pyoot… Putres… Rottin Stufz. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filf! Slym! Muk! Boo! Boo! Boo!
(wif uhpollyjeez 2 Da Prinsiss Bryd)
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Sane cat says, “why not Ruby on Rails?”
Oh yeah, i iz got all teh ceiling kitteh’s skillz for dat jobz!
Oh, dammit, forgot that i is living in France
H1-B is possile?
The .net framework is great. PHP is for losers. C# is for winners.
–Sane cat says, “why not Ruby on Rails?”
Because they are writing tools and doing background processing…aka WORK. RoR is for kiddies.
lol … tell that to my clients (ATT, Verizon, etc …). Oh and JP Morgan Chase who has been trying to find enough of these “kiddies” to fill their ranks.
I scorn Microsoft and .NET along with it, and am disappointed in this otherwise excellent site for making the decision to use that technology. Why not Ruby on Rails?
I won’t be able to use whatever exciting feature is being planned, because I use a Mac.
Bottom line: .NET developer plans = EPIC ÜBERFAIL.
wut he sai?
I iz hafin dif… deef… hard tymez reedin fansee werds.
NEwayz, Macs do rool. ’speshulee Big Macs. Noms.
Hee seem slly tho, dunt hee no AJAX/.NET werk wif Safaree?
with that, anyone who had never lost the game, now has lost the game. You’ve negated your work force.
(and for the record, I just lost the game)
JOBSES IS MINES!!! MINES!!! MINES!!! u No kan HAS!!!!
Nope. IT Kitteh will get the jobses!!!
Hellth benefutz and free kitteh picturz!!! Wha moar doez an IT kitteh need!!
;D
Cheezburgerz… (duh)
Tew whoomevuhr getz tihs jawb, AI INVY YU!!!
I doan… dey can haz 2 werkz wif Mykroesnot prawdux…
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(but it wood b nys 2 werkz 4 ICHC, tho… )
do i need to learn to Lolspeak? seems to difficult,
(happily employed, btw)
LOL on the bonus skillz. I gets them all, but I don have de nessesary skills to b a tekkie. Good luk wit dat.
Not anymore. You just lost the game my friend.
Soo……. .NET Framework was introduced in 2002. .NET 1.1 was 2003. SO you want someone who’s been doing it basically forever?
Can this new superhero keep the page links from disappearing?
I think you guys spelled PHP wrong. If so I’d love to come help.
Hooray for teh .NET!
Can has Ajax/HTML5/Sproutcore ‘n’ stuff? It has a bettar over .net. Every taim yoo has a proprietary standard in yoose, Ceiling Cat kills babeh hooman