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Yay!!! Annipuss, itz u again!1!!! Nao, wot would u like to nom and drink and dans? Mabbeh sumfink cool and refreshing? Or sumfink ex-orbital?
Ai fink a wite whine spritser wud be nies - its warmer 2dai.
Sum moar whine spitterz or purhaps sum yse tee?
Comblastyoolayshunz, Annipuss an Leeza! Annipuss tawp spot ov tye! Orf tew teh TyBoo Tiik with u! Wii will blast u orf if u sew dezirez!
Whut I wanna noe iz, hao mennee moar clownz iz hydin in teh cannun, eh?
okays! Blast me off!! Aim me rite to the pool by teh nawty barn. Rite by that pool boi there. Wif teh palm frond in hiz handses.
How handee! The GuyTrainingSpa seemz tew hav reelowkayted tew teh NB vic…vissin…nivitee…genrul lokayshun, sew wii getz tew trayne awl teh guise!!!!8)
WOW! Awl thoze hansum guise awt there! Doo yoo think ai can ask tehm to mow the lawn an trim teh booshes??? Maybe repaynt teh benches? Oar - maybe eben - repaynt teh Nawtee Barn itself??? It needs it, ai think!
Whooo hoooo! This cud bee gud!
Hao abouts sum Space Oddity fur meowsic? Eben tho not so gud fur dansing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhSYbRiYwTY
oh but I lurves David Bowiee!
And we can has drinks Jetsons-style… yes, I finkso!
Can we check teh ty booteek for a robot?? That will bring us drinks when the pool bois are busy, and wash the margareeta glasses, that sort uv thing?
We can has owr own Rosie??
Ob kurs! If teh pool boys donut hab to serve drinkses, tey have more time to do teh otter tings.
Sutch az??
Awll teh fun tings yur hart dezirez.
AWL of tem!
Cooo!!!
Awwwww, noooooo! Teh Pool Boy leanin ober teh lownj chare wif teh drinkeez? Robotz cyoot but nawt teh sayme wai! Butz teh byootee ob dis playse is that, I getz a pool boi (oar 3 or 4 or 5) an u can hab ur robot!
oh noes, Rosie wud nawt take the place of teh pool bois.. just do the drinky glass warshin, and laundry (we needs nice sawfty cleen $100 towls on hand) rite?) so the pool bois wud be free to do just the important things. Liek puttin on sun scream. And gibbin back rubz. U noes. The essentchals.
mowing teh lawn is reeelllllyyyyyy essenchal!
gots to make shur the pools bois gets enuf exersizes!
Aaaahhhh….teh shirtless lawnmowin bois!!
*****sigh*****
EEEEECCKK!! hi. lol!
tiz time 2 blast!! no1 want 2 see teh
shirtless bois. Tiz not appropriatez for younger kittehs!!
O hai, upfi! House yore catty-piller? Berry Hoongry today? Eric Carle FTW!
And ai just saw a kyoot “Inchworm Riding Toy” on teh vermontcountrystore webbysyte! On teh “yankee bargainz” payge. w00t, w00t, 4 wermz! an kitteh-pillerz, 2!
we will commintz in three, too, wun…..
Conga rats 2 annipuss and leeza-b 4 beeing nawt sekkund togevva! Does u want 2 visit teh ty bootique? Or would u laikes mi 2 dans a “pas de deux” 4 u?
trippety hop hop twirly dans
jump jump hop jump hop
twirly girly wiggeldy bum hop dans
prans prans prans
curtsey
bow
Phew!!! Hope u laiked it.
Wowsers, Upfi; taht wuz sume dans;
Haow yuu manidjes tuu duu awl taht wif alla tohse liddel feetses iys amaizeiyng!!!
Iz can be krashs landen tiem? Teh susspenz iz kihlen meh!
Bob kitteh haz noh hemmet… oh noes…….
Mawm they is making fun of meh
To the moon, Alice, to the moon!
I no wants to go…
it ar a trap
Bob luks skeerd. Ai’d bee skeerd tu!
bob luks like hes areddy ben launshed befor…
Hiz liddle noez luks skwished!
And durty!
Bob is obveeusly teh yungist brudder in dis fambly.
I tink Uz ar right!
lol!!1! Bein teh yungest, nawt so grate, acshuly.
Akshully I were the eldest and was responsiblol
for harrassing deh pooh bebbeh brudder
3…2…1… blast off!
lol nice, 5/5
1st
NASA bujit cuts hit hoam
LOL!!!
No, not to be aiming at my hoam! Tink of the chzburgrs!!
Croo sends out serch partee for chzburgers.
Major Bob teh grownd cntrol!
where mai spaceesut?
“Heeer am i sitting in a tin can
faaaaar above teh graond”
“Tell my wife I luf her furry much…an she can haz mah cheezburgerz.”
Waaaait.. whayres mah cheezburger?
u prumizd me a cheezb..*whomp* *Whaaaaaaaaa!*
Unmanned space exploration - ur doin it rong.
FTW!!!!
Kitteh sez “Tek wun step closer wif dat lighter, an I will un-man U!”
:snerk:
Is Bawb a head cat? I don’t see any tosis or paws or body in dere wit him…
Hey, is Bawb a head cat? Where is his body and feets?
U sure dere iz cheezburgers in space?
Iz Bawb a Head Cat? I don see no feetses or body in that thing….
Bob mai nawt be a Hed Cat, but he’s speshul all teh same.
U don’t meet a kitteh of Bob’s caliber every dai, u know.
*snerk*
Hims haz teh explosive personalitee……
He shud goe far
He alwais did aim high…..
Him will hab 2 cum doun 2 erf sumtiem
Yesh…hims hed is alwais in teh clowds….
N himz reechin 4 da starz…
himz needs caliberation