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Book of Ceiling Cat, Chapter 3

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Book of Ceiling Cat, Chapter 3 “If thou dost displease me then I shall turn thy legs into noodles at inappropriate times.”

u sinnd again, dint u?

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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annipuss

Soe be guid kittehs an u shall haz cheezburgerz

 
elfinugget

Civil Disobedience Cat….. *grins*

nightshayde

…an stumbullz. ;)

 
 
saxikath

cheezburgerz an noodlez? Soundz like lunch!

conk rat ululationz annipuss! I tink the uzual offur is drinkses and dansis?

annipuss

Fanks, Ai fort noewun wud ebber aks! Ai fink a white wine spritzer wud b jus rite

saxikath

Heer yu go annipuss! *pores the spritzy stuff intu the wine* Is tu erly for alkyhol heer, but I can has my kawfee while yu has yore spritz!

servant2Rani

wut iz dis “tu erlee for akohal”? I neber hurd uff dat.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Lyanthya

Lo Mein noodles? Yum!

 
SadCookieGLaDOS

does dis count as an inapproipate tym? or is hez jus’ tryin 2 get inside?

 
cantate

Nummy noodles 2 selebrate Annipuss’ nawt 2 be

cantate

Drat iPod spelchk, ment nawt second!!

 
 
CarolDiane

Is Ceiling Cat encroaching on the spiritual turf of The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Meatballs at Dawn!!!

marymary

Noooo! FSM says “CC? Wai nawt?” Wif FSM dares rum fur ebberyting and ebberywon. Hurray fur Pyrates.

 
TheMadLibrarian

Dere is diskusshun abaowt who gets to be WHOSE minion. Venchully, CC and FSM deside to cover diffrnt aspeks of teh pantheon, wif okashunl overlapz.

 
 
Moppel

Wow, mus’ve bin verry displeesing.
Whut cud that red cutee’ve dun?

 
two_kittehs

I tink there is no ceeleeng cat, Uz has invented ceeleeng cat to scarez meh

 
6ToedCatsRule

SINUR!!1! Ai cast thee to teh basemint!!

 
 
Wolverine Girl

Mah kitteh, Professor Chaos, iz a toatle kluttz. I tink hee’z bean veree norty laitly cuz hee alwais haz teh noodel legz. Reepent, Chaos, getz doun on ur neez. Volintairily that iz, not cuz ur beeing smoted bai Ceeling Cat :P

Janet of Gar

Mebby ifn you change Prof Chaos’s name, he mite not have zee noodle legz?!

 
 
gatalove

noodle legs can nom? :D

 
upfi

No worries, minkycat!!!1! Ai’ll eggs plane.

Ceiling Cat iz wot catz believe in (see me lar 2 peepz who believe in Gawd). Teh book of Gawd sayz if u does sumfink 2 off end Gawd, Gawd will poonish u. And sow doez ceiling cat wif dis oh bee dient cats - der legz turn 2 noodlez sow dey can nawt walk propurly. k?

marymary

Dis iz a bery nyse and nawt sarkastik eksplanashun. Tank u fur bee in nyse wen u cud hab bin meen adn smort-alek. U hep maek cheezland a gud plase to bee.

cweenmj

Oh Hai marymary!
Deh Cheezpeepz awl b deh frenlee sort. Wii triiz 2 b hepful wen wii kan. Ower number wun rule iz 2 play naise. :D
Acorse, sumtimez wii due git friskee adn teese ee chudder, but it awlwayz but in a gud way, not meen. ;-)

 
upfi

Tx bery mush 4 dis feedback. Ai do nawt feel purrticularly well dese dayz (soul iz daun where basement cat is) and it is nyse 2 bee appreshiated. U rly mayd mai ebening (bedtyme nao). {{{marymary}}}

 
 
bgcmeowrrrr

Uhm hai tew Upfi & MinkyCat & restov dem of u theologikal catz….

methinkz Ceiling Cat enkuragez “n’lightenment”, no huge punnish. Urfs so embeddid in judjmentze of its own chaos.

I am being so comfto w. C-cat dese dayz. Dis plus 12-steppies!

(As for conduct disorder types, nds to be containment AND safe holdin
enviros. Enny MFTs/psychologists out dere?)

Gotta stil get WordPress Acct. Wuvs 2 all of u

 
 
3 Cattails

minkycat, iz u a newbie here? If sew, wee wellcome u! Sum times u need 2 bee reedin fur awhile to unnderstan teh inside yolks. Teh lolspeak wiki link at teh top uf teh paige kin help wif menny kwestions, but iz hokay to just ask, too. Peeps r nice heer.

 
 
 
burnt eyes

Kittehs nawt alwaiz landz on feetz! Moar evvydense here!

 
Chriscat

The NoodleLegz! Ai hab seen dat on hoomans! tHey mostly afflikted at partys or walkeng hom late on a Caturday nite. Now ai unnerstand it. CC must kno waht they ben upto!! (or into.)

 
kafleen

Today r teh day.

Dat cud lib in infamy or not.

Teh final produssing ub teh Not-PlayJuryzed Papur. (wee hope)

Will Nawteh Boi getz his diploma?

News @ Ellebenty.

Frends, say a prayur furr us. An I will letz u noe toonite.

salleh

oh an ai iz holeing mi guud an strong thotz fer yew kaffleen…….an ai been meenin tew ask……howz teh smokes obber der ina big valley ????
.
sum dayz kant ebben see Sam Framsissyko frum jest obber teh brijj (teh Oaklan-Bay brijj dat iz !!) iz ownly wat ? maybee tew miulz ???? an mi lobberly drive obber teh Marin brijj ….nowt sew lobberly deses daze…..iz moar saddly-liek..
.
but awn teh odder han ….lyfe iz luukin guud !!!!
an sum ov yew may meememburz me menshunin mi ole fren David Bromberg….( no Salleh onli a few ….hundrud …tymes ) wel hez playin up in POetaluma in about 3 weekz…an ai iz gonna goes an sees himz !!! (an himz wyfe Nancy) we habbent seed eech odder fer moar dan 25 yeerz an ai em obber teh moon…
.
an Kaffleen, yew ar nowt libbing sew far frum der …yew wanna kom ??? iz teh 17th ov July….letz me noes OK ????? woodnt dat be teh biggust fun ????
.
corse yew gotz tew liek guud moosick…liek teh bloograsses, an folkes moosik , an noo Owrleenz Jazz, an blues, ab rok an rol, (tew bad David duzzunt noes miny differmint kyndz ov moosik, himz stuk ina rut !!! snert )
.
ai fink yew wood cna haz a berry guud tyme !!! see ifn yew kan k?

salleh

oh an heerz an ideera ov himz talunt !!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ygiye__chIQ ….ai jest founded diz wun, an maekz me thappitale..cawse doze ar teh guyz hoo wer my frnz awl dos yeerz ago, my besst fren Gorj, iz awn teh far leff, palyin teh fiddle…..an my deer fren John iz playin teh saz, wiff a scarff awn himz hed…..

gotz to ruses tew werk, reely gonna be layte naw !!!

 
 
cweenmj

Oh Hai Kafleen! Due keeping us posted!! Wii keepz deh finners crost, adn deh celebratoree bloons handee. ;)

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

Ohai, cweenmj. I wood e-meow dis kweshun tew yew, but I clicky your nick an dere’s no e-meow addy to send to. ‘pologies tew awl fur mai stuppee.

Hau I maek wun ub deez?: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1448974

(I took notes awn hau to maek bloo clicky ting.)

kthxbai

 
 
 
lunarmommy

heerz hopin yor boi komes throo for yoo!!!!!

 
cheshirekittehkat

Deer Kafleen, heers hoepyng ebbereefing turnez aowt OK;

Ai wil keap yuu adn yuur famblee iyn mai prayures!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

 
upfi

ai bee keeping me paws crossed (lack of opposable thumbs, ai has it in mai cat lyfe) and bee praying to CC and the hooman’s equif … aqua … see melar fing 2 CC dat eberyfing goes well. U have oh sow dee surfed it, dawn key frend!
{{{kafleen}}}

 
owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

kafleen teh dawn key!

uh…high. mice to meats yew.

 
 
Chriscat

Kafleen,
ummmm, I am heer as much a ai can b, but I fink I missed sumfing important. Wut Not-Playjeryzed Papr?

johnson442

Welllllll, sum weeks back, Kafleen’s boy-colt was required to turn in a Senior Project, this being a report on how to build a Server. De child went de eezy route, and turned in….how shall we say this…A paper consisting of the work of others? Yep, that sums it up!
Wuz caught quicklee, and threatened the child’s graduation condition. Was given 2nd chance, and the NEW, re-written report was to be turned in today. Donkey-Lady went over it, and seems authentic enuff. This time.
And so, we wait with bated breath for the verdict, now.

 
 
burfday fairy

heer komes teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs, an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!
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caek an knofettiz (curtesy ob teh cweenmj) all arown!!! :D :D :D :D :D

 
Juli

As a practicing, devout Catholic and Catolick, I have to report that this citation is incorrect. The verse number(s) is left out. The correct cite is: Book, Chapter, Verse. Otherwise, wonderful!

upfi

U iz rite but as a protestant (in teh troo meaning of teh wurd) ai protest in teh naym of lolspeak. Dere can nawt be a one and awnly correkt way 2 quoat CC’s book. Nawt in lolspeak - its lack of DOGma, let me show u it. It haz CATma, if enyfing. But its wunderful dat cheezpeeps frum awl relidges and kaltjooral backgrounds come togevva here 4 purr-fect cheezfrendship. :)

Sow, a bery frendly and happitail hello 2 u! {{{Juli}}}

cantate

U mean u iz Purrotestant. U spelz it rong. ;*D

 
 
 
 
 
ceiling cat

thou hath writin the book wrongith! It should sayith noodles! NOODLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

 
ceiling cat

thou hath writin the book wrongith! It should sayith jelly! JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

 
taylor

ha so chapter 101: no sight of a word

 
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