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Just wait until the tomcat who is probably your father gets home!
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Papa-kitteh gives schpank? :O
( sigh. but who is my baby’s daddy? gynolotromin, go to your room !!!)
http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/daddy/main.asp
I love that video.
Concatshoolashuns WiljamiDzay on yer nawt sekond! Wood yew lyk to sillybrate wif drinksies and danses?
Allwaiz tym 2 sillybrate wif a litl song and dans. Butt must b cearfull nawt 2 make mommy-kitteh angree. Drinksies mite go well 2 =) Mebbe black-kitteh? (Pink-kitteh iz moar 4 lass-kitties..)
Mommy-kitteh nawt b angry wif danses. Nevah. Danses r joy. Mommy-kitteh
sumtym get angry wif drinksies…if 2 many.
There can be 2 many?
Mebbe if drinksies r Mexi-cat’s tequitteh-nip… Dat jooze mite mess up itteh-bitteh partee goers…
So lotsa singies and danses and juz a wii bit ob drinksies
Mebbe sum snaxxees wud b nice? Cheez(burgers) wif red-wyn?
mebbe, but when te chilluns be comin up wit a sparkle in de eye, and sayin’ daddy-cat, look whut we did wrong. I think the schpankin’ not habin dezired effect.
FURST
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Ohai, soup! Mai sister wentid tew collij wif a “Soupie”. gurl. Wii wantz u tew com bakk an plai, juss, plai nice an no chest-beetin awn teh tawp of teh hill. U muss get there bai sayin sumthin at leest marjinully wittee
*****PUBLIK SERVIS ANOWNCEMINT****
Kafleen teh everlubbing donkey prowdlee annownces—— wait fot it…….
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HER BOIKAT SEAN HAS GRADUWATID!!!!!!!! ITZ OFFISHAL!!! YAAAYY!!!
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Dans’s 4 joi!!! Frowz cweenfetti!!! Parti on Cheezland!!! Whoooooopie!!!!
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Reprintid wif permisson ov teh cweenmj..
….U mai now return 2 yore regularlee skeduwele lolz….
Wo0T! Wo0T!! Wo0T!!!! Waht grate noos!! Happee day indeed!
WOOOOHOOOOO and YEEEEHAAAAW!!!!!! (Oar mebbeh HEEEHAWWWW) Yay Sean!! An Yay Kafleen fer gettin him awl teh wai this far!!!!!!
Oh hai again!
Kafleen just cawleded mee! Awn her brand noo cee phone!
An she’ soo happee she’s just about dansing awn air!
An they ar gonna taek hiz diploma direktlee to teh Air Force recrooter – and in too week, he will be joyning teh Air Force! An prowdlee serving hiz countree! An doiong sumthing he reelee wants to do.
An tehn – Kafleen iz qwietlee going to hav a liddle nervous brake down! She cucn’t doo it befoar – had to bee too strong.
an we can awl bee there to support ar deerest liddle donkee frend!!
I’d liek 2 c dem noo liddul gowldin dawn-kee shooz dansin awn ayr!
Dis kawlz 4 sillybrayshun eben beegur dan uh nawt-sekkund sillyrayshun!!1! Ifn Kafleen wuz heer, I’d aksez wat herz wontid 2 nom n dreenk n dans 2…
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Happeetaylz 4 Kafleen n Sean!!1!
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2 startz wif, haow bowt uh nys cayk wif awlturnaytin chokklit n nilla laiyurz wif wyt aysin n liddul mordorbord capz 4 dekurayshunz? Nuff 4 evvywun!
DAT BESTUST NOOZ IN DAAAZE!!!!!!
DANSE WIF JOI FOR KAFLEEN!!!!!!!
ware iz dat donkee, anny hoo? she can haz celebrait wif us?
She’s still at twerk! But ai’m shur she will be heer az soon az she can!
Hoo ray!!! dat iz berry gud nooz. Ai hoep himz carear iz awl he wishes.
tihs be bewwy gweat news!!!!!! congrats to kafleen & fambly!!!11!!!!
Hurrah fur de frabjus dawnkee adn her boikat Sean!
Wii awaytz de nerbuss braekdown wit icycreem, chokklit, mennee martoonies, hugz, floofee blankees, adn mad dansin rownd de bawnfyr. Or waddebber else hers liddel dawnkee hart dezirez.
w00t w00t!!!
in honor ob teh okayzhun i haz borrowd more fettiz frum teh burfday fairy (hoo wishes to note taht her fettiz wuz orijunuly inspird by cweenmj)
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dese boys will gib yoo fits. (my older iz 19 an seemz like himz always on teh vurj ob not gradjeewaitin or loozin himz skolarship or not bein able to pay himz fone bill or sumfin) if yoo surbibe raysin tehm an launchin tehm into teh wurld, yoo shuld get a prize.
ai wuz going tu sai” It wil be berry kwiet fur abowt 3 daiz nd den feel gud” but if hez going in surbis iz nawt funny ennymoar. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yea, Sean! We noo yoo could do it!
An yea, Kafleen, too!
Hoep awl goes well fur him in teh survis.
*Dans an sing fur Kafleen an Sean*
Corn-grate-yew-lay-shuns tw Kafleen’s Sean!
Hooray! Hooray!!! Harley loo ya!!!! Praise and fanks bee 2 Gawd and CC and wotever entity u happen 2 beelieve in!!!1!! Oh, ai’m happi happi happi 4 Kafleen and Sean.
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
*spin an twirl an caper an pranse *
*We can do teh graduayshun danse*
*dansedansedansedanse* *happitayl happitayl happitayl*
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Congratulayshuns Sean an Kafleen
dis am teh WIN an OSSIM!!!!!!!.
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*hands owt parfays an cukkies to awl*
HAAAAAAALLELUJAH! Oh, Kafleen!!! Ai am SOOO frilld foar yoo!!! Wut a releef!!! Yoo hab wayted soe lawng foar tihs. *deeeeeeeeepe sye* Yoo cann stawp howldin yoor breff nao—an dat wil bee gud foar yoor cuuler—yoo ternd priity bloo, howldin yoor breff soe lawng!
I home!
I gotted a new cell phone! And it hab innernet access!
And I could see all ub u congratulating mee while I was driving down the
road, sneakeeng looks at mah phone!!!
I was so excited!!!
An it so nice….I can see ebbreeboddees nice pretty icons…REEL BIG! I HAS
AN ICHC ALL DAY NOW!!!!!!
I LUBS U GAIS!!
For teh unnowing….mah nawty boy did not graduate wiff him class. He has
been verreh bad boy for a while.
Hee finallee got him papur written and gradumalatted!!!!
if i can just get him off too teh Air Force, now, I can breeve wiff reeleef.
Con cat shoelaces on son’s gradumalactation, Kafleen! Many happidances, drinksies & cweenfettis.
owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh
tanks!
Yew losted yore dawn key! ACK!
Da “F” wurd iz dizcuraged heer. Teh prefurred term iz “nawt sekkund”, adn iz tradishunal dat it goez wiv summthyng witty.
*testing testing testing*
I see u JCH4K!!
That werks az a capshun????? LOL! Yoo see sumthing ai shur dont! Ai just thot ai cud sneek in there an do a liddle test!
Shoor! “Inbizziboblol Micrfome”
Oh!!1 *heddesk* LOL! That wudda bin reelee funnee.! Too bad ai dint meen it! ROFL!!!
OH LOL LOL LOL and laffing out loud tew!!!!!
*testing* *testing*
Iz eye bloo????
yew iz bloooooo!!!!
wurkin on mai own blueness……lessee iffen it wurks.
well waddya know………it blue.
Sheeew! Taht tuk sum kinda meerakle, almost!! Fanks tew jamamakitty!!
Nebber fawt I’d bee happi tew be bloo!!!
Wii R sew gorjuss in owr blooniss!
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* Welkum tew Clik a mania *
Naow I hasta poast pikshurs an maik moar lolz an vizit mai Cheezfrenz an see dere lolz an…
EEEEP!!!
yoo skeered mee, zauberflote! LOL!!
Ai wuz wundering if ai had managed to turn bloo – but ai think ai am still doing sunthing rong. An ai think ai know waht it iz – but ai dont know if ai can fix it!
Maybe itz tiem fur lolcatburglar to step in! She can doo enething!
Oooh, sawree Janet, y iz u wantin tew turn bloo?
i fink u just has to hold yr breffs for that, rite?
Oar go ober tew teh NB an hab a CB paint u bloo…….
Oar stan unner a coald showerfur haff an ower – dat shud doo it!
janet, did yew gets teh wordpress account?
den yew goes to “dashboard” on top of teh page, den click on yer name for yer profile…..
den
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
If ai am signed into WP, wich ai THINK ai am, duz taht meen ai hav an account?
An ai cannot rememeber mai passwerd wif ICHC fur this wun – wif THIS email account – but ai hav another – same nayme, but different email account,
fur the furst wun – ai cannawt get a cheezburger response to change mai passwerd.. They SAY they hav sen it – but nuthing arrives.
*sigh* WAI duz it hav to bee so hard???? Maybee blak – wif no frrenz – iz bedder.
go to wordpress.com and login
at top of page yew will see “dashboard”
click on that………. on teh nex page click on yer name at the top rite and shud bring up yer profile
duzznt needs ICHC password for this part………ai don finkso
I is sined in to wp.
I is sined into ICHC.
Mah name are bloo awn teh “who be talkin” list
Mah name ar nawt bloo awn mah commints.
I klikked awn mah bloo name awn Who be talkin an it sed URL nawt valid or sumfink lyke dat.
I has a stoopy. I duz nawt unnerstand. Kan ma frenz heer see mah profile or nawt?
*Tidmum skritches hed,gets a splinters an sez owchie.*
I iz nawt reel smart wif teh compooter, but try dis:
Just copy and paste your mine.icanhazcheesburger page link in the URI when you make a comment. If you dunnot delete ur cookies, it will stay there each time u maek a comment.
I donnot hav a wordpress acct. sew I jus copied my cheeez link in myself (cuz my cheez account name is jus Cattails, nawt 3 Cattails like I use heer.
See iffin thet werks.
Ai finkso dey du nawt rely wantz us tu du awl dis oar wud maik eesiur.
Ohai tidmum. Ai went to ur paige and copied teh link.
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Tidmum/
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If u add the hteeteepee stuff in front of it and put it in the URI box when yu maek ur next comment, see if thet makes yu bloo.
Teh link takes yu to yur cheez paige.
or try dis on yer wordpress profyle page
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Fankyoo ebbereewun!!!:grin:
I finkso I has a bloo nayme Yipppeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Yoo iz bloo!!!!! Yayyyy!!!
Ai haz a bloo nayme nao tew — fanks fur teh tipz!
Racchinfrachindrattiddingle…WP keeps eetin mai comments an I kant seez if Iz bloo!!! GRRrrrrrrr….
O hai tidmum. Ai can get 2 ur profyle froo myne, but nawt by ckikkin on ur naem on ur commint – iz nawt in teh “hoo be talkin” list naow.
Ok, nao u haz mii reeeely confuzzlded. Maekz me nebber want tew get a werdsquish account, unless I allreddy haz wun an juss fergot I did….I cant remember hao I got heer in teh f…
nawt sekkund playce!
oh zf, duzznt yew ebber make a LOLPIL? cuz yew needs to log in 4 dat
LOLPILs is awl good tew! Well, I capshunned a few a lawng tyme ago, but gibbed up wen I started coming heer tew plai!
Ai think ai cud uze a LOLPIL!
Whooo HOoooo!!1 We hav sumthing noo! Ai’ll be we cud put them in teh Ty Boo Teek. We wud hav to ask gibbocat or maybee cweenmj.
But – ai thnk it wud bee a reelee hawt item!
Mebbe kittehs’ obredee hab Lolpil maid ob catnip.. Wud maek kitteh gaw wyl wif dem 2… Mebbe betteh hab nawt exturnel lolpil, butt lolpik 2 gib awt endurfine.. Duz dat wen u laffs, u knoe..
Ai wuld LUBZ a LOLPIL on a dreary day … bound 2 bee betta than eny of teh preskripshun pills… :I
We can has lolpilz? wifowt lawng arm ub law gib us trubul?
Dese lolpilz, which R dey lyk, teh happy-pills oar teh chill-pills? Nawt dat ai no ennyfing bowt eever wun ob dem, nuffing lyk dat, nope.
*luks aroud all in nocent lyk*
Ai fink dey iz ennyfing-u-needz-pillz-fur pilz!
LOLPILs are FDA-appruved furr ober-teh-capshun tails. Sied effects mai includ laftur lynez adn a tendenci tu run rownd in small circles.
ohai zf–i needz to bizit wichew one day!!!! mai dotter just gotted back frum teh band kamp at the Baylor Unibersity in Waco–she playz teh flote, tew–i needs some of your input and opinions pleez!
Ai trai dis yestdy . hab awlredy abatar so fawt wud be eezy. Den dey telz me “sumbnny else uzing dat paswurd awredy” yeh, me.
So naow Ai dunt noze wut tu du. Maibe hab tu cansul owt nd start awl obur? But deze sitez dunt seem tu hab plais fur lebing mesij wen yu lukz. Mj hab gud setup so can rite hur a nais letur if yu liek. Hur site iz awsum.
dey sez dat wif teh new frens addition they will be addin sumfin sew we can leeve messiges……… stay tooooooooned
dey ar rilly makin fings tuff ai finkso
ohai, {{{{{{Jamamamama}}}}}} wair yu eben fined dis kined ub n furmashunz? Yu so smatr!
glad ai’m nawt teh only one hoo’s hopelessly cornfuzzled (no off fence, JCH4K…srsly. You wun uv mai faverit cheezpeeps.).
O deer soup. Bak in teh days wehn we had teh voating burgers, ai used to do a “gentul but stern” lekchure to peeple hoo said “f…t” in teh tawpe spawt. Purrhaps ai need to go bak an find sum ov tehm an just pop them in az needed.
‘Tiz troo – we hav no reel rules, but we do hav customs. An wun ov those is that teh wun hoo haz teh honor to start off teh thred must doo it in as wittee a fashion as he/she can.
Becuz of teh dredded “brayne freeze” when confrunted wif teh “no commints.” ENEwun can say “F…T” Taek no braynes at awl. Heer, we laik fur yoo to show us waht yoo can reelee do!
So – yoo prollee dint knoe. Menee peeple dont. But ai am shur yoo can doo much bedder. Next teim yoo can reelee show us yur “stuff.”
U noez wut? I fink I liekz no burgrz bedderer. (pls doant awl jump awn me at wunst). Cos
a) for me, I’d spend either too much time clicking burgers and not enough playing, or,
b) somebody would have hurt feelings b/c their commint didn’t get any burgerz b/c people like me were selfishly having fun instead of rating other people’s comments. I no liekz hert feelinz!
*takez owt Xtra Strength Skaffold sew peepz can pyle awn , an I will surbibe it!*
I’m wif yu, zauberflote.
Yoo kno, ai miss teh burgers too when sum one haz sed sumfin reely witty. Iz a thrill 2 see em go up.
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But ai also kno thet sumtimes there wer hert feelins just bcuz sumone was misunderstood. Then we had to apollojize.
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I think iz nice to giv tis kind uf @@@@@ burgers iffin sumone iz reely clebber, but donnot miss teh low burger trolls an other reesons fur teh low burgers.
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Wiffout teh burgers mebbe peeps iz more likely to sign on an say sumfin insted uf jus hittin teh 5 burger button.
*covers hed an runs away 2 avoid teh angrees.*
Oh 3 Cattails! LOL!! Yoo dont need to run away! Ai dont think enewun heer cud bee angree just becuz yoo say waht yoo think!
But ai speshullee wish they cud maybee – if nawt heer – then maybe just bak there wereh we had them. Becuz so menee things we said about teh burgers = an were funnee then – just arn’t wiffout them – an it iz sad to see awl that “funnee” spoiled.
But it iz troo – we offen misunderstood thingz – an then had to ‘pologize
zauberflote – ai cant remembur. Were yoo heer wehn we had teh voating burgers?
ai wud nawt pile awn – eben wif yur Xtra Strength Skaffold. But it wuz a reelee nice feeling to know taht sumwun had akshullee red yur commints.
An those hoo were brillyunt – were amplee rewarded. It maed ebreewun feel gud to see hao teh reelee gud commintz were appreshee ated!
An battling teh “wun burger trollz” wuz kinda fun!
Veree few feelings were hurt. Ai nebber gawt hyooj amounts ov burgers – but ai noo ai wuzn’t being reelee clever – laik sum. an mai felines weren’t hurted!
Heer heer. Ai agwee wiv wot zauberflote sed – its eezee enuff 2 shoe dat u fink a rimark iz clebber wivout teh burgerz – i fink dey cloggd up teh intertubez oar sumfing an dats wye dey stopt dem.
Finkso dat iz rite. Ai wuzn’t heer berry lawng wif dem nd stil dint eben noze if 1 wus gud oar 5 wuz gud nd it did seme tu clogging up . Eben naow wen dere ar ober abowt 100 commintz wen ai refresh it goze bak tu pikshur, nawt tu wair Ai left orf nd hab tu skrol. Taiks awl da tiem skroling and nawt reding da fun stufz.
ai fort it wuz jus mai noooo puter wudden go bak wair ai left off…….. teh fings we duzznt noes!! fanky
It tooked me a lawng tym to notis, but Ai seed the “Who be Talkin” area, sew wut Ai dew is go tew tawp, see hao menny comintz and see hoo wuz lass peep tew cominted, den ai refresh adn see hao menny noo commintz dare adn see hoo is commintzing. Mebbeh nawt teh fastist oar moor efishunt wai, but it halps me sum.
ai been doing that too………but sumtimes teh website hassnt finished loadin teh adbertisements an ai start to type an goes back tew beginning….arrrghhhhh
yu can has nu compewtur? wut kined yu getz? Ai’m finking ub getting wun sune. Mai janet iz in town dis weke nd aksed if ai wantz tu go shawp but ai ravvur figyur it owt nd shawp bai maiself. b4 wen hur sistur helped shawp fur printur ai cud nawt hab kulur. pleh. du nawt liek dem tu telz me haow tu spend mai munniez.
#1
the cheezpeeps made teh frens nouncement:
http://www.ichcnews.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/whooz-ur-cheezfrendz-and-advanced-builder/
down teh page it says
This is just the beginning. There will be more to come, so that you can share lolz with friends easily, store pictures, leave messages, etc.
onlee reeson is ai wuz gunna suggest it and den ai saw it……
2) ai gots a dell laptop cause i gets a discount cuz mai company buys lots ob dells http://www.dell.com ai fink ai got the M1530 laptop…… if yew go tew teh website yew can pretend to build one and see how it adds up and stuff………. dont worry is hard to actually order…..call the number if yew are interested and they will walk you thru it
Fankz.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
[sad slow headshake]
aive seen this look on mai mamacat’s face too offen – usually toward my bruvver.
We’ll never be sure
you did what?
but mommeh Iz ar innocint
I deent eat deh nipz
I swearz
My QueenKatie be practisin’ this look…. four kitns and no dadicat in sight…..
I like to fink dat she wuz out 9 weeks ago, lookin’ for a party…. Someone found some beer in some lady’s garden…. Everyone wuz drinkin’ teh beerz… Katie decided to eet teh snail on a dare….. she don’t remember much affer dat, but nao derz 4 kitns.
Dat mite be dait raip nd she mite be eljubul fur damijez. Haop da snale wuz propurly cukked wif garlikbuddur.
If ah tolls u 1nc, ais toll u a tho.. ,a thows.., manee manee tymz…
DO NOT DO DIS!
Stawp teezin yore sistur!!!
Wowsers, wutta faise; liek a Medusa, oar a haridan, oar an iyraite kitteh;
Wut cud teh bebbeh kittehs hav dun taht warrints tihs luuk ov gnormus wraff???
(Mebbee tryied tuu seyt Mommeh Kitteh’s tayle awn fyre wif Maus’s zippo!!!!)
tehy lostid der mittenz, ob koarse!
Rite!!! O Hek,wut wuz Ai finkyng????
Noes pie foar suppure, naow!!!!!
Its bean a laaaaaawng tyme, had to googlol it…
Three little kittens,
They lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear,
We sadly fear
Our mittens we have lost.
What! Lost your mittens,
You naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie.
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
You shall have no pie.
The three little kittens,
They found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother dear,
See here, see here,
Our mittens we have found.
What! Found your mittens,
You darling kittens!
Then you shall have some pie.
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
You shall have some pie.
The three little kittens,
Put on their mittens,
And soon ate up the pie;
Oh, mother dear,
We greatly fear
Our mittens we have soiled.
What! Soiled your mittens,
You naughty kittens!
Then they began to sigh,
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow.
They began to sigh.
The three little kittens,
They washed their mittens,
And hung them out to dry;
Oh mother dear,
Look here, look here,
Our mittens we have washed.
What! Washed your mittens,
You’re such good kittens.
I smell a rat close by!
Hush! Hush! Hush! Hush!
Hush! Hush! Hush!
I smell a rat close by.
No PI????
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any time of day izza goot time for pi.
Dey’d raver haz cheezburferz enneewai
Haow abowt cheezburgur pi? nom. fink dey mite hab resipee awn piskwik bawx.:lol:
But, mahm, ai sew sowwy.
B-sydez, ai lubs u….
I kin c dis liddul kitteh rite naow…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1357888
(***kawshun — splort alert***)
Ai hads mai CHRG awn,so no splort,thank CC….
Bebbeh be berry kyoot,tho!
vedy funni lot of laffs gud gud!! xXx
Awww cmon Mawm, wai yoo has tew git yer mad awn? Ais olne a fyoo dais layte
Do az ai say – nawt az ai do!
Ai demand a paturnitee test!
Letz go oan Maury an test teh 15 pawsibilitees. Mebbe u’ll heer “U R teh faddur!”
Oar Jeree Spreengr ware dey reefer tew hims as “unkil dadee” adn awl 18 ob dem libs inna trayler park
Inna sayme trailur?
***snerk***
no, unner it.
hoo is yr babbehkittehdaddeh?
Uh, HOW many??
* mutter-muter, grummble* darn fuul mooms an warm nytes-thay alwaays git mii inta truble !
Invisible karaoke mic.
No, sums libs inna car parkeded inna yard
plz to nawt tell heem
i did nawt do nofin rong
Joan Crawford Kitteh sez, “Ai tolded u – NO MOAR WIRE HANGRZ!”
Momcat Deerist??!??
Ai nebber unnerstood whai mai momcat dint lyk mi callin hur “Mommee Deerist” until ai watchded teh moobee.
Nao ai knoe.
Suzi (dotterkitteh) red teh buk nawt-second, den sawed teh moobie. Shee nebber cawled mee “Mawmi Deerest” agin afpurr taht.
OMG…perfect!!!
Kitteh haz dat crazee Joan Crawford luk,fer shur!
Invisible chili pepper.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
An LOL! LOL!! LOL!!!!
I seez ded cheezburgerz!
Papa wuz a rollin stone….
shpeekin ov rollin stones: whutta drag et iz gittin oiled
“Kitts r diffarunt todai,” I ear ev’ry mottha sai
moottha kneadz sumtin 2 calm her down
adn tho she’z nawt reelli ill dere’z a liddle yeller pill
she goes running 4 da schelta…
C dare iz teh ‘pillz’ agin!
noeeeeessss!
dont make me goes to teh shelta!! not that… pleeease??
thN prawmiss 2 b bringing up teh babyz inna wai uv CC adn u r 4giffen
Mawdurn prawbluhms. Yu haz them.
Bob Barker wuld b sooo upset momma kitteh.
Okai, ai has ‘poyntmint wif a lolyer on teh 17th of July.
Ai’m gonna see wat ai’m intitled 2.
good for you rhsb!!!!! you’ve made a very wise and important step! {{{{RHSB}}}}
{{{rhsb}}} good gurl!! U hang in dere. wii ♥ u.
Aim sew gladd–tihs iz sutch a difi—deffi—tuff tyme foar yoo, but we’er heer an pullin foar yoo an prayin foar yoo.
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Floofy paws crosst fur awl 2 goe az wel az possibul in teh sirkumstansis.
{{{{rhsb}}}} Nezessari ebil, I’m afrayd. Lubz n hugz, hang in there!
Iz alwais gud to protect yer own interests !!
As others hav sed, do nawt let yurself be walked awl over by hubbie !!
Yay, {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Wii R inyur korner lyk dis:
//icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/24/i-fyte-4-justis-4-all-catkind
{{{{{rosie}}}}} July 17 iz mai nefyew bdai so cud be awspishus dai? hoaping it iz fur yu.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yay! it did wifowt goze bak tu map agen. dint no it wud. lurnz sumfing ebree wuns ina wile.
Gud 4 U!!1! Heerz hoapin 4 da bestist, jess 4 U cuz such uh wunnermuss persun liek U disurvz da bestist!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Our thoughts and prayers will bee wif u!!!1! {{{{{rhsb}}}}
Dis syte must reely lub brayns. It’s eated mine.
test
Wh00t!!
I see a bloo nayme nawt a bloo bukkit YeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Ohai, TM ai goze tu se nd sine in fur “fren” nd it sez Ai dont noze mai own passwurd. Ratzafratz! Gon nede sum doze lolpilz b4 dai iz obur.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at leest dis wurkz.
*passes gmwgs sum lolpills an a nice glass ob lemmingayde*
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Dis hole avatar an bloo or nawt bloo fing is a mysteree!!!
Maybee you cud make a noo wp account an start agen?
Duz yoo have a ICHC akkownt?
If nawt,go to top ob payge,right hand side.
Look in the brown bar where it says log in or register.
from there you can make a ICHC profile,and build, submit an favorite lols. You can then be added to our friends lists.
Hope this helps?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
lemmingayde? (has flashback to old Python skit about odd drinks, and one of’em was a lemming squeeze) ick, not again, pls.
Ewwwww!!!! Lemming skwish!!!! Do nawt want!!
*Ahem*
I hereby change gmwgs drinksy to….. LemmUnayde!!
Lemming Aid iz wen yu put da para-shutes on teh lemmings wen dey jump, sew dey aer ok.
iffen dey pull rip-cord in tyme…..assuming dey pull it at awl.
YAY!! did mai lol help atall? just want tew noes ……cuz if nawt ai will not pass it on
Ohai jamamakitty,
When I clikked awn yor linky,it sended me to your profile.
I tried yoosin dat but it did nawt cum owt rite.
Fankyoo ennyway,cuz yoo pointed me to teh rite place awn WP profile-I wud nebber ov nown how to doo dat!!! Yoo iz teh Clebber!!!!!
3 cattails typed a linky wivout teh w w w an h t t p fings. so i putted dat in an whoohoo!! I ar bloo!!
Iz awl a mistery tew me an I dussent noe how to do stuff moast ob teh time.
I haz a teknophobeeia !!!!!
Pass teh lolpills plz?
Sun iz obur yardarm so yu can has moar dan just pilz. haow abowt sum “2 buck chuck”? no yu dunt getz it dere . ai wil send. Dey joak abowt it but iz rely nawt bad and wuz rated gud in cunsumurz reportz. tasted awrite tu me but ai em nawt a conoysier ub da fine winez.
Yay fur u, tidmum!
sorree I cannot halp gmawairsgreneshuz nor JCH4K cuz I dunnot have a link fur them. Dunnot know if it wuz teh URI tip or sumone else’s grate halp, but glad ur bloo!!
Fankyoo 3 Cattails ,
Yor linky, an tellin me to put teh w w w an teh h t t p fings in frunt,plus jamamakitty pointin me in teh WP profyle direkshun halped me be bloo!!
I ar nawt reely bloo, I ar teh HAPPITAYL !!!!
Puh – Momcat dusnt need a daddy figgyoor to discip – dissipl – maek teh bebehs behayve. She jus slap ‘em upside teh hed rite awae for sassin her, tehn she hold tehm down an washes theyr fases against teh grain to show how musch she luvs tehm.
I has see this happen all teh time.
Compleetely off thread but ai want 2 try and bee blu, 2!!!1! Laik Tidmum!!!1!
Here ai goez…
YAYYY!!! Ai iz blue!!! But ai has lost me abatar … *sigh*
Back 2 teh drawing bored, aig guess.
Ohai Upfi,
Iz yoo logged into WP?
Try dat an see if mah fabrit caterpiller cums bak.
Ai IZ loggen into WP and ai logged out and in and out an in … ai haz a stoopid.
Me finks ai can eiver has abatar or has blu name. Halp, CC!! Cheezfrends!!! Burgers!!!
Ai iz blu! Ai iz blu! Ai iz blu! Ai iz blu! Ai iz blu! Ai iz blu! Ai iz blu!
DANS DANS DANS DANS in me pajamaz
just klik-ed upon ur blue-ness, and got a DELL search page. Waddeye du wrong?
U did nuthing rong, ai did. When ai click mai own link, it says TWO TYMES
aith tee tee pee, which iz obvijesly wrong. Nao ai haz to go back 2 word pretzel and correkt it. But nao ai knowz where it iz. HAAA!!! BRB!
U did nuthing rong, ai did. When ai click mai own link, it says TWO TYMES
aith tee tee pee, which iz obvijesly wrong. Nao ai haz to go back 2 word pretzel and correkt it. But nao ai knowz where it iz. HAAA!!! BRB!
Ai triez agin … paws crossed … tail swishin … dots printing …
doan be blue to be like Tidmum, be blue to be blue liek U!
I tink dat come out rite?
Oh, stagehanddan, ai wuld lub 2 be blue laik me, mush as ai likez tidmum but ai cannot has a blue.
U are not blue, eivver! And ai wuld lubz 2 add u as a cheezfrend. *sheepish look*
I would be honored. *tips everpresent hat*
However not too sure about having a WP account.
If u wantz a bloo name (linkee) wifowt making a blog (oar ennee uzzer site)
Up at deh top rite uv deh ICHC page u can Login. If u never hav b4, u will hav 2 Register.
Wunst u hab dun dat, den in deh commint sekshun at deh
bottom uv deh ICHC page, filling in deh blankz thuslee:
Name: ur_ICHC_name
E-mail: ur_emayo_address@ur_service.com
URI: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ur_ICHC_name
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Den u can making deh commints. Dis will NOT gibbing u deh abatar. U will needing deh wordpretzel akkownt 2 getz deh abatar.
*honors stagehanddan for always funny and succint comments*
Heer bee thy gold medal!
COOL thanks *bytes metal (summtymes the red-neck jus cannot be denied)* ouch, frappin’ dentyst.
(I just realized I had a page link in my ’strukshunz. so it will b showing up bowt 6 times later.)
just login to ICHC at teh top uv dis page. (oar ennee ICHC page) If u habben’t registered yet, u will hav 2 dueing dat nawt sekkund. den, wunst u hab deh ICHC akkownt, in deh commint area putting ur ICHC name [ie stagehaddan], and ur email address, den ur ICHC profile address
[ie mine.icanhascheesburger dot com/pictures-by-stagehanddan]
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Dis will not gib u an abatar. U needz deh wordpress akkownt 2 hab an abatar.
Oops, u beet meh 2 it. Just glad thet sumone halped out heer.
Yu dunnot need a WP acct. Just register wif ICHC in the upper rite han korner of teh paige. Then u 2 can enter ur mine.icanhascheezburger address in teh URI when u maek ur next comment. Many uf us wud be happitail to be ur cheezfren.
okedai, I go for to try.
*positive wave moriarity, positive waves*
KELLY”S HEROS ref!!!1!!! FTW!!11!!
one of donald sutherland’s finest rs fer sher!!!!!
bark, barkbarkbark. that’s my dog, wanna hear another one? Woof, WOOFWOOFWOOF that’s my big dog.
I feel like such a dolt that it took me this fricken long to figure out the directions given. The directions were clear, mai brayne wuz fuzzy, long night followed by a painful day so far.
Nebbermind!!! U didz it, dat awl dat counts. Nao if teh server haz finished having its barth and its teef brooshed and ai dunt noe wot else ai can finally add u 2 mai frends list … and honor awl teh ovver ree quests ai have received. Oh, it iz sow mush fun 2 bee in teh cheez world!
Ai shood prolly stai owta dis, buteye finks yew hastew hab WP akownt tew hab teh avatar, adn it has tew be a spef…speca…spcef…sertin typ ob fyl, no werd docs aloud. Haop ai dint mayk fings werser
op:
testing, 1, 2, 3, 4
Exkuze mii whyle I take werdpress owt behind deh woodshed.
YAY!!!! cweenmj 2 teh res queue!!! Halp is at hand! Paw, ai mean!
I hab ben trying 2 post a note on how 2 getting deh bloo linkee to deh ICHC profile wifowt habbing deh weerdpress akkount. I hab posted it bowt 6 times. WP haz eeted it ebberytime.
CWEENMJ, ai lubz u! Ebben tho teh stoopid wurd pretzel eeted ur commints ai figoored out frum wot haz poasted be4 wot ai needz 2 do. Nao ai can haz boath me abatary CAT err pillar and ai am as blu as can bee!! AI haz a happi! Wot wif Kafleen and her boicat and awl teh cheezpeeps ai can sleepz happily nao.
Thx 4 being dere awl teh tyme whenebber ai needz a lol. Good nite!
I can’t beleef it diding it agin. I haz such a huge mad at WP!!!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
Pleaz nawt 2 get upset ab00t stoopid WP!!1!! UR blood preshure iz mush moar important dan WP, onestly!
I feel ur pain. It happened to me some time back. Nothing, nothing, nothing yet again, then THREE FRIKKEN postes at once. It’s not that I mind lookin’ lahk an idiot ( I do it quite well, an inborn skill evidently) it’s the help I mind. I don’t really need it.
Why doze brassurs! Doze frassurs! I will takez care ub dem furr u!!
http://www.tinyurl.com/64tcgp
kick brass, kafleen!
*snurt*
Nao ai givez it un last try. It iz 10 to midnite ware ai libz and it is way past me bedtyme. Ai dunt want 2 fink ab00t alarm clock going off at 5.15 (and no floofy paws attached! But neiver pointy endz, hm). Here ai goez.
HALP! i’m new and i need help! LOTS OF IT! Like how do people see my lolz when i saved them not submitted them, i need friends, lol speak? huh? how do i do dat? plz SOMEBODY HELP! comment on one of my lolz plz, i’m confused! oh yeh i already lookd at the FAQ . Plz somebody!
Halp! plz i need help i’m a newbie! wat do i do? can people c my lolz when i saved them? PLZ SOME ONE i am really confused plz help!
Dere, dere, flamedragon5, dunt get upset. We iz awl here. While ai iz tryin 2 figure out my abatar and blueness, ur blue name does nawt leed me enywhere. But no worries! Normally, enybuddy can click on a blu naym and dat will tayk u 2 teh lolpics of dat purrson – if teh purrson haz made lolpics (ai haven’t so far). BUt when ai clickz ur name, it just openz dis thread again. can’t be rite.
Hmmm… i dunno, i’m just sooo confused, its always good 2 have a helping hand like u. Srry i’m not fimaliar wit lol speak. but i’m trying soooo hard to figure it out!
Ai tells u a seek ritt: Teh less u try, teh eaziar it iz!!! Just write normal English teh way u speek it … Dere iz a link to LOLSPEAK WIKI at teh top of dis sight. Try it. And JanetCanHas4Kittehs awlways says it iz quiet OK 2 use normal inklish. U r welkum, wotever u speek/write, as long as u is naice 2 other cheezpeeps.
Okayz tx. i wills be nice, i’m not means to anybodies, unless thay r mean 2 mee. Tx. willz u bees my 1st friend? i needs one. (is that good 4 lol speak?)
nowz how can peeps c my lolz when thay r nots on da home page. heyyy me is gettin’ da hang of dis! yayz! 
Dat’s a bery good start! U even got teh smilies!1!! Many peeps take mush longer 2 fig00re out how 2 make smilies. Peepz can c ur lolpics when teh link 2 ur profile is ok. Rite nao it only linkz 2 dis payge, which iz naice, but nawt ur lols. U needs sumfink different in teh URL field of ur commint box bee low.
It haz to be
h t t p //mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-flamedragon5/
Try it.
Yayz! i gots it!
tx! You r a very helpfull peep! yea da smilies r kinda e z cos i has been on manyz differents sites dat do dis. (ex cept 4 da lol speak) 
*hugz* tx.
happy birfdai yesterdai…………….. still counts today!! cuz teh Cween said so. (not rilly but seh wud!!)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1433805
Oh hai flamedragon5! On yor comment thingee, where it sez: URI u need 2 type in h t t p : / / mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-flamedragon5 wif owt deh spacez between de h t t p stuff. Den peepz will b able 2 klik on yer name and see ur pitcherz.
Okayz, tx! i will do dat now.
flamedragon5, ur bloo name shows a link to this paige. If u will go to ur account and login, where ur lols thet u maed r, then copy that link frum the browser and put that in the comments URI, I thin thet will werk. Gud luk 2 u!!!1!
Help.. my hand turns to be a hand of a mouse.. hehehe.. nice shot.
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
Okayz. maybe it willz works now.
Yay!!! It werks!! Gud fur u!
Tx 4 being nice and helpfulls! *hugz* ^^
*snert!*
Lub this pic!
and kapshun, uv corss! Very clever, whoever did this!
GRRRR!!!! I is logged into Weird Pretzel; it won’t let me change my abatar; and (admittedly) I’m still looking there for how to make my name be bloo here.
Hewwo?
Am I here?
I fink I’m going to gib up on ICHC. My posts aren’t showing up; Weird Pretzel won’t let me change my abatar; I’m logged in, yet my name’s probably not bloo; I became an ICHC member on June 27, 2008, yet I can’t find all my posts (important to me, because I can’t wemember wear eye posted); (was hoping ICHC or Weird Pretzel would inform me via e-meow, as it informs me when sumwun wants to be mai fwiend, but nooo); etc., etc., etc….too fwustwating and non-intui…not easy to use for the things I need, as noted abuv…sowwy, awl. Yu’re good peepholes, an nawt yore fawlt.
Awlso, clicking on a Fwiend’s bloo name doesn’t let me e-meow dem, as ai fot it would. It just brings me to some sie or other (like Etsy)…blargh.
dat iz becuz email iz “nebber shown publikly” nd teh link u seez is teh link teh person or kitteh haz chozen to reprezents dem. also, i has a sad dat sum1 is leevin teh site.
also i fink u needs to have wordpress akkount 2 haz control over ur avitar (i fink, i fink) nd i dunno aboot posts nawt showin up, i kno dere is konshiderbale delay between postin and posts showin up tho… plz dont leef becuz of teknikal difficultiez!
todai, I hasin’ a bery bad day. I has Weird Pretzel akkount, and am sighned in…still no bloo linkie naem; awlso, stil can’t chaeng abatar.
as foar leabing, ai feel liek da owl hoo ctaied wulf. ai iz stil heer.
ctaied? CRAIED! :::::sigh:::::::
O Hai, Owl; jes triez tuu stik wif iyt a liddel launger; iyt taikes moar tahn a kuppel ov daiys tuu geyt uused tuu fings heer;
Ai’m heer bowt 6 munfs adn Ai’m stil lernyng neu stuf; Ai nebber gawt an abatar untyl reecintlee; adn mai naime turneded bloo jes yestidday!
iyt jes taikes peeps liek me a liddel launger tuu geddit; butt evinshually Ai duz……. 
Sume peeps bees veree guud at iynternet figgeryng aowt; adn uvvers, liek me, hasta kynda creepez alaung lieka snayle;
sie = site
nice caption there, never thot of such a funny thing before!!1!
very cute. Also shows the importance of spaying and neutering! A single tom cat can impregnate many many females, bringing in countless numbers of unwanted kittens! TO SPAY AND NEUTER IS CUTER!
There was once a time when I could actually read the comments on this site -.-