Just wait until the tomcat who is
Just wait until the tomcat who is probably your father gets home!
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Papa-kitteh gives schpank? :O
( sigh. but who is my baby’s daddy? gynolotromin, go to your room !!!)
http://minibytes.mondominishows.com/daddy/main.asp
I love that video.
Concatshoolashuns WiljamiDzay on yer nawt sekond! Wood yew lyk to sillybrate wif drinksies and danses?
Allwaiz tym 2 sillybrate wif a litl song and dans. Butt must b cearfull nawt 2 make mommy-kitteh angree. Drinksies mite go well 2 =) Mebbe black-kitteh? (Pink-kitteh iz moar 4 lass-kitties..)
Mommy-kitteh nawt b angry wif danses. Nevah. Danses r joy. Mommy-kitteh
sumtym get angry wif drinksies…if 2 many.
There can be 2 many?
Mebbe if drinksies r Mexi-cat’s tequitteh-nip… Dat jooze mite mess up itteh-bitteh partee goers…
So lotsa singies and danses and juz a wii bit ob drinksies
Mebbe sum snaxxees wud b nice? Cheez(burgers) wif red-wyn?
mebbe, but when te chilluns be comin up wit a sparkle in de eye, and sayin’ daddy-cat, look whut we did wrong. I think the schpankin’ not habin dezired effect.
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Ohai, soup! Mai sister wentid tew collij wif a “Soupie”. gurl. Wii wantz u tew com bakk an plai, juss, plai nice an no chest-beetin awn teh tawp of teh hill. U muss get there bai sayin sumthin at leest marjinully wittee
*****PUBLIK SERVIS ANOWNCEMINT****
Kafleen teh everlubbing donkey prowdlee annownces—— wait fot it…….
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HER BOIKAT SEAN HAS GRADUWATID!!!!!!!! ITZ OFFISHAL!!! YAAAYY!!!
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Dans’s 4 joi!!! Frowz cweenfetti!!! Parti on Cheezland!!! Whoooooopie!!!!
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Reprintid wif permisson ov teh cweenmj..
….U mai now return 2 yore regularlee skeduwele lolz….
Wo0T! Wo0T!! Wo0T!!!! Waht grate noos!! Happee day indeed!
WOOOOHOOOOO and YEEEEHAAAAW!!!!!! (Oar mebbeh HEEEHAWWWW) Yay Sean!! An Yay Kafleen fer gettin him awl teh wai this far!!!!!!
Oh hai again!
Kafleen just cawleded mee! Awn her brand noo cee phone!
An she’ soo happee she’s just about dansing awn air!
An they ar gonna taek hiz diploma direktlee to teh Air Force recrooter - and in too week, he will be joyning teh Air Force! An prowdlee serving hiz countree! An doiong sumthing he reelee wants to do.
An tehn - Kafleen iz qwietlee going to hav a liddle nervous brake down! She cucn’t doo it befoar - had to bee too strong.
an we can awl bee there to support ar deerest liddle donkee frend!!
I’d liek 2 c dem noo liddul gowldin dawn-kee shooz dansin awn ayr!
Dis kawlz 4 sillybrayshun eben beegur dan uh nawt-sekkund sillyrayshun!!1! Ifn Kafleen wuz heer, I’d aksez wat herz wontid 2 nom n dreenk n dans 2…
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Happeetaylz 4 Kafleen n Sean!!1!
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2 startz wif, haow bowt uh nys cayk wif awlturnaytin chokklit n nilla laiyurz wif wyt aysin n liddul mordorbord capz 4 dekurayshunz? Nuff 4 evvywun!
DAT BESTUST NOOZ IN DAAAZE!!!!!!
DANSE WIF JOI FOR KAFLEEN!!!!!!!
ware iz dat donkee, anny hoo? she can haz celebrait wif us?
She’s still at twerk! But ai’m shur she will be heer az soon az she can!
Hoo ray!!! dat iz berry gud nooz. Ai hoep himz carear iz awl he wishes.
tihs be bewwy gweat news!!!!!! congrats to kafleen & fambly!!!11!!!!
Hurrah fur de frabjus dawnkee adn her boikat Sean!
Wii awaytz de nerbuss braekdown wit icycreem, chokklit, mennee martoonies, hugz, floofee blankees, adn mad dansin rownd de bawnfyr. Or waddebber else hers liddel dawnkee hart dezirez.
w00t w00t!!!
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in honor ob teh okayzhun i haz borrowd more fettiz frum teh burfday fairy (hoo wishes to note taht her fettiz wuz orijunuly inspird by cweenmj)
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dese boys will gib yoo fits. (my older iz 19 an seemz like himz always on teh vurj ob not gradjeewaitin or loozin himz skolarship or not bein able to pay himz fone bill or sumfin) if yoo surbibe raysin tehm an launchin tehm into teh wurld, yoo shuld get a prize.
ai wuz going tu sai” It wil be berry kwiet fur abowt 3 daiz nd den feel gud” but if hez going in surbis iz nawt funny ennymoar. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yea, Sean! We noo yoo could do it!
An yea, Kafleen, too!
Hoep awl goes well fur him in teh survis.
*Dans an sing fur Kafleen an Sean*
Corn-grate-yew-lay-shuns tw Kafleen’s Sean!
Hooray! Hooray!!! Harley loo ya!!!! Praise and fanks bee 2 Gawd and CC and wotever entity u happen 2 beelieve in!!!1!! Oh, ai’m happi happi happi 4 Kafleen and Sean.
{{{cheezpeeps}}}
*spin an twirl an caper an pranse *
*We can do teh graduayshun danse*
*dansedansedansedanse* *happitayl happitayl happitayl*
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Congratulayshuns Sean an Kafleen
dis am teh WIN an OSSIM!!!!!!!.
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*hands owt parfays an cukkies to awl*
HAAAAAAALLELUJAH! Oh, Kafleen!!! Ai am SOOO frilld foar yoo!!! Wut a releef!!! Yoo hab wayted soe lawng foar tihs. *deeeeeeeeepe sye* Yoo cann stawp howldin yoor breff nao—an dat wil bee gud foar yoor cuuler—yoo ternd priity bloo, howldin yoor breff soe lawng!
Da “F” wurd iz dizcuraged heer. Teh prefurred term iz “nawt sekkund”, adn iz tradishunal dat it goez wiv summthyng witty.
*testing testing testing*
I see u JCH4K!!
That werks az a capshun????? LOL! Yoo see sumthing ai shur dont! Ai just thot ai cud sneek in there an do a liddle test!
Shoor! “Inbizziboblol Micrfome”
Oh!!1 *heddesk* LOL! That wudda bin reelee funnee.! Too bad ai dint meen it! ROFL!!!
OH LOL LOL LOL and laffing out loud tew!!!!!
*testing* *testing*
Iz eye bloo????
EEEEP!!!
yoo skeered mee, zauberflote! LOL!!
Ai wuz wundering if ai had managed to turn bloo - but ai think ai am still doing sunthing rong. An ai think ai know waht it iz - but ai dont know if ai can fix it!
Maybe itz tiem fur lolcatburglar to step in! She can doo enething!
Oooh, sawree Janet, y iz u wantin tew turn bloo?
i fink u just has to hold yr breffs for that, rite?
Oar go ober tew teh NB an hab a CB paint u bloo…….
Oar stan unner a coald showerfur haff an ower - dat shud doo it!
janet, did yew gets teh wordpress account?
den yew goes to “dashboard” on top of teh page, den click on yer name for yer profile…..
den
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
If ai am signed into WP, wich ai THINK ai am, duz taht meen ai hav an account?
An ai cannot rememeber mai passwerd wif ICHC fur this wun - wif THIS email account - but ai hav another - same nayme, but different email account,
fur the furst wun - ai cannawt get a cheezburger response to change mai passwerd.. They SAY they hav sen it - but nuthing arrives.
*sigh* WAI duz it hav to bee so hard???? Maybee blak - wif no frrenz - iz bedder.
go to wordpress.com and login
at top of page yew will see “dashboard”
click on that………. on teh nex page click on yer name at the top rite and shud bring up yer profile
duzznt needs ICHC password for this part………ai don finkso
I is sined in to wp.
I is sined into ICHC.
Mah name are bloo awn teh “who be talkin” list
Mah name ar nawt bloo awn mah commints.
I klikked awn mah bloo name awn Who be talkin an it sed URL nawt valid or sumfink lyke dat.
I has a stoopy. I duz nawt unnerstand. Kan ma frenz heer see mah profile or nawt?
*Tidmum skritches hed,gets a splinters an sez owchie.*
I iz nawt reel smart wif teh compooter, but try dis:
Just copy and paste your mine.icanhazcheesburger page link in the URI when you make a comment. If you dunnot delete ur cookies, it will stay there each time u maek a comment.
I donnot hav a wordpress acct. sew I jus copied my cheeez link in myself (cuz my cheez account name is jus Cattails, nawt 3 Cattails like I use heer.
See iffin thet werks.
Ai finkso dey du nawt rely wantz us tu du awl dis oar wud maik eesiur.
Ohai tidmum. Ai went to ur paige and copied teh link.
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-Tidmum/
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If u add the hteeteepee stuff in front of it and put it in the URI box when yu maek ur next comment, see if thet makes yu bloo.
Teh link takes yu to yur cheez paige.
or try dis on yer wordpress profyle page
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Fankyoo ebbereewun!!!:grin:
I finkso I has a bloo nayme Yipppeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Yoo iz bloo!!!!! Yayyyy!!!
Ai haz a bloo nayme nao tew — fanks fur teh tipz!
Racchinfrachindrattiddingle…WP keeps eetin mai comments an I kant seez if Iz bloo!!! GRRrrrrrrr….
O hai tidmum. Ai can get 2 ur profyle froo myne, but nawt by ckikkin on ur naem on ur commint - iz nawt in teh “hoo be talkin” list naow.
Ok, nao u haz mii reeeely confuzzlded. Maekz me nebber want tew get a werdsquish account, unless I allreddy haz wun an juss fergot I did….I cant remember hao I got heer in teh f…
nawt sekkund playce!
oh zf, duzznt yew ebber make a LOLPIL? cuz yew needs to log in 4 dat
LOLPILs is awl good tew! Well, I capshunned a few a lawng tyme ago, but gibbed up wen I started coming heer tew plai!
Ai think ai cud uze a LOLPIL!
Whooo HOoooo!!1 We hav sumthing noo! Ai’ll be we cud put them in teh Ty Boo Teek. We wud hav to ask gibbocat or maybee cweenmj.
But - ai thnk it wud bee a reelee hawt item!