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its hawt 2dai
Waow! Ur fast, annipuss!
u wazn’t far b hind!
Sew … wat dew U wontz 4 ur fast, nimbul feengurz 2 hepz U nom n dreenk b4 bed?
Ai awlreddee haz mai supper, but Ai fink a small libashun iz in awder;)
Libayshunz it iz! Watz ur poyzun?
Small red wine, ai finkso pls.
**porez 2 glassiz uv caburnay sovinyon ‘78**
Heer ya goez…
**klinkee glassiz**
Cheez!
Ooh, taht wuz a gud yeer! May ai hab sum?
**porez nuvver glas 4 altosinger**
**reefilz mai glas**
Heer U goez 2…
**kleenkee glassiz**
Cheez!
Cheez!
wil be stoan coald.
anni iz awna rol tudai. iz abowt 11teenth tiem she bez awn tawp .
Ai wuz finkin saym fing to maislef, hao she git ebbry wun ob dem??? Oh, adn Conga ratshoelaces annipuss awn teh tawp spot!
Fanks – mai seekrit iz 2 lurk wiv intent! Dey gotted me wiv teh prevyus wun – dey putted it up an ower erlee wile Ai wuz nommin!
Yeh, wat wuz up wif dat? It b un ower urlee……
Awlsew, Maus iz owt ob toun…hee’z pritty gud at teh nawt-secund gaym.
Yep, dat halps!
{{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Juss becoz.
Fanks altosinger, lub u 2!
Mmmmmm…Cold Stone Creamery
*wipes drool frum mouf*
Mmmmmm, caek battur i screem.
Mayfeeld Snoe Kreem…………
**drewl** **lix lipz**
itz Bluebell Homade v’nilla 4 ussinz.
don hafta mak it n e mor. only thing
missin iz teh dasher, gud thing tew,
it’d b n teh way, adn tak up 2 much room!
*sigh* can’t do Bluebell annymoar, too cold for mai teefes, and wurk compells a strick size limitation.
da bluebell LITE iz jus az gud!!!
say it wif me:
moderation iz our friend.
take smaller bitez so yur
teef won hurt.
tru, tru as well. but to get it wrong, just once, bai accident, and ya gotta get the crow-bar and pry me outta ceiling (ohai cat……….um be outta yer way inna minnut)
eye agreez, teh caek battur isekreem is teh awesum. +razberys and choklit and candy sprinkles…(drool)
ohai The Crapture…
ai saw u on wun ov teh orijinal pajis
win ai wus tryin tu mak mi name
blue wif a link…u’v bin aroun sinz
teh crabeginnin.
Cold Stone iz tew ’spensiv!
Yep yep… spensive but really niceeee…
– http://www.AnyAssets.Com
We hyuminz oanly libz wunst so wunst ina wile we can has fnancy stufz.
Ai reelee lub teh Golden Spoon
*mmmmm drools*
Ai lyk chonklit wif peenee budur peesis. Nao Y did ai doo dat? Ai be has teh crayvs unlit ai gits sum
Oh dat sowndz guuuuud. Caek baddur – oar teh Appul Pie wun. Mmmm…
*daydreemz & droolz*
I gibes yew teh sweet tea fur teh hawt hawt dai!
harbal marbal parabal – don’t take it for granite
*snootle*
*heehee*
that’s nawt tarball! In fact, is grate!
hai der annipuss and aahz. welkum 2 teh Tybooteek!!1
Eye doan noe iph annipuss haz ebber bin heer B 4.
Juss luk rown an n joi.
der am awl kyndz ov gud stuffz 2 du teh grabby pawz awn.
an 2 daiz speshul am teh marbul kitteh stachewettz. dey doan haz teh bobbul hedz dat JCH4K am sew fawnd ov. Butt dey du pawlish up nyz…. an am gud az paypur waytz 2!!1
N waytin 4 da hoomin 2 givz me noms
Plz to hav teh Clorox wipez befoar eetin off teh counter.
New mawp from ronco: kitteh sweepurrrr
Such a floofee kitteh!
Mai old roomie haz floofee kitteh. Flooofie tailz iz fun tew plai wif!
Swish Swish
**bats at floofy swishie tail**
Floofee oar sleek, ai lieks tew plai wif kitteh tailz!
nice ^-^
Happi Birfdai, (yesterday) Flamedragon5!
*danse danse danse*
Heer’s a beeg belated birfdai caek wif ur naem on it and a dragon pikshure.
There’s enuff caek fur eberybuddy!
Yay! Nom nom nom nom nom… Kan Ai hab teh tail of teh dragoon pls? Kthxbai.
Iz dat liek teh hare ov teh dawg?
Yus.
ooh, adn heerz sum flamin bananaz
foster 4 yur b’latd birfdai tew, survd
ovr homade v’nilla icereem, to geaux
wif Romeow’s cake. happi b b’dai.
If u wantz a bloo name (linkee) wifowt making a blog (oar ennee uzzer site)
Up at deh top rite uv deh ICHC page u can Login. If u never hav b4, u will hav 2 Register.
Wunst u hab dun dat, den in deh commint sekshun at deh
bottom uv deh ICHC page, filling in deh blankz thuslee:
Name: ur_ICHC_name
E-mail: ur_emayo_address@ur_service.com
URI: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ur_ICHC_name
.
Den u can making deh commints. Dis will NOT gibbing u deh abatar. U will needing deh wordpretzel akkownt 2 getz deh abatar.
wait, ther mus b mor tu it, bin ther,
dun taht, nawt bloo…que pasa?
(taht duz nawt compute)
am i bloo?
{{cweenmj}}
floofee orinj kitteh; an accessory ebery bootiful kitchen needz
But nawt on teh cownter!
kitteh ar waiting fur herz ohai tea
herz lykes her tea wid deh nipz
and toona sammidges
when Uz fulfills her demands er..requests
she willz leabes the counter
is simplol really…
Dat luks moar like a serbing counter and not a prep counter.
Prep counter nawt OK.
Serbing counter…well, a kitteh has to stay cool.
o hai Romeow, how is Uz
Ur kittehs ar gorjous
Oh, fank u, TK!
They r awl sleeping on teh tile, cuz it’s 106 already.
We went outside dis morning to plai before it got hawt.
Yoor’e in Arid Zona, ryte? Hawt enuff heer in Wash. state–100+F, an sticky. Ob corse tehre’z a chans ob rayn, coz teh cherreez wut didunt gett froze aer awlmoas rype. Iffn it’z gonna rayn, it’z cherree tyme.
Dew teh cheerez gro onna trees wif chonklit awredy awn em?
Noe…*sye* Wud taht tehy didd, butt tehy doan.
did yew get teh funder n litnin las nite Alto?
Ohai, alotsinger, moast amazing fing iz we hab cherriez heer dis yeer. tonz nd tonz nd byootiful bcuz we hab no rainz. so now we gawtz da fyrez nd brown hillz wair no fyrez came yet. Moast yeerz if we hab cherriez by naow dey be frum norf. aslo amizaing iz itz hawter up dere dan heer tudai is 74 rite now 4:30. du wut yu can tu stai kule. Ai noze moastly iz no aircundishunz dere. I fink is http://www.americaneagle.com yu can get kuling cloze. putz wardur awn nd it vapur8z. Hab hatz nd vestz fur bikurz, scrafz nd “blankits” I gawt wun abowt 16×24″ Putz awn mai bed bai feetz nd it heopz muchley.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Wal, in Yakalot wee getz teh hawt, N enuff ob itt, butt nawt uzhully sew suun. Uzhully layter in Joolye an intew Oggust. We hab a swomp koolur, but it’z nawt az gud az a reel ayr cundishuner. *pant, pant* Ai’m yoosin teh owld “dammp ragg awn teh bak ob teh nek trik. Itt halpz.
Dat iz da prinsipul. deze fingz wur nawt cheep but iz padded wif materyul dat wurkz gud. ar yu “temperature sensitive” ? Ai em so naow hab da ac just awlmost 2 yeerz aftur 38 yeers in dis hause wifout. Hart cant beet hard enuf tu kepe bawdy kul. Gawt berry sik 2 yeerz ago. (gud naow)
Dat wuz rong. heer it iz if ai du it rite https://www.silvereagleoutfitters.com/shop/blanket/CQB.html
yay!! greenshuz………….yew maded a linkie………….. luks good & werks too!!
one giant step for grammakind!!!
Meh — in owr howse, teh kitteh fur iz a condiment.
deh seasoning that ebery dish needz
secret ingredientz in all deh recipeez
Beddur keap dat ingreedeeyint uh seekrit…
too layte
bwaa ha haaa
If ter iz a kitteh inna hous, thet iz always teh sekert ingreedant in eech dish.
ai haz teh magnet on mai fridge dat says dat
in dis hous cat hair izza condiment!! but duz teh mamakitty has tew proove it? no plais is teh safe……..udder dai ai cum home and can’t see her……… her iz sittin in teh kicchin sink!!!! goofy old gril
U doan reely beleef dat it’s teh eggs dat hold eberyfing togedder – duz u?
LOL!
Addz fiberz
Y duz weerdpress hate mii?
Oh cween, wotz rong?
wp duz nawt diskrimin8. haitz us awl.Maibe iz peepllz hoo hab tu wurk nd ar jelus we hab tiem tu plai. eksept sum ar plaing wile at wurk. I fimk ai’m sum glad ai’m nawt riting dere pai chekz.
Hey nao – ai getz mai werkz dun eben tho ai spendz lots uv tiem wif mai cheezfrenz.
me 2, been in a gud mood, enhances the productiviteh
Ai dint sai ai dint lub dem awl, just glad sumbunny els iz paying.
Butts, we awl lub u.
Pleaz dunt get upset, cweenmj. Its so not worth it, teh stoopid word press!
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
I wuz putting a web page addres in mai destrukshunz!
ROTFL!!!!
To err is hooman …
Ai triez to poast a link 2 mai first lolpic:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1448974
ROTFL!!!1!!
To err is hoomin …
Ai try 2 poast a link 2 mai first lolpic:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1448974
Well. It’s AWLMOST a link. AWLMOST. But its half past midnight, ai’ve run out of lolspeak and ai am off to bed. Ai wish u a happitail tyme wherebber u are and ai am looking 4ward 2 read awl ur commints in my tomorrow tyme. Ktxbai.
did it wurk? am I bloo? you’ld bee tooo (aiiigh, channeling Hogey Charmichael)
Nawt Yet…
ai was bloo at home last night, but not bloo at work. ai tink aim bloo again at home tonite.
iffen yer onna netwurk der may bee a filter in place limiting your interweb accessess…essess.
luk at u, ur bloo tew!
ai duh…want.
exactlee wut page iz taht
on, exactlee, pleez?
on my profile?
ya still dere percy?
yes…do i put sumpin n
teh URI right on this
page where aim
commentin??
yep, ya do. this once you have put your name in the place of mine.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-stagehanddan/
tanx manx,
{shd}
blooooooo
shd, ai member dis song bai julie london………. LOL
“r theez tears n theez eyez
tellin u” … iz taht teh wun ur
thinkin ov, jamama?
yesh PC
heeer is Cher doin teh song……….who knew???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mmA-v_O7dg
ooh, thanx, taht’s grate, and
ai furgot bout teh sultry
Bette Midler version. She
ust tu hav tv speshulz.
Ai luvd watchin teh sonny
adn cher show evry week.
mine is from “To have and have not” the first Bogart and Bacall movie. Hogie is the piano player (whatta stretch) in a hotel bar in 1940 Martinique.
same song
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnejm_am-i-blue
ah, groovy
minez “Am I Blue” by
Dunno Source, other
tehn Bonnie Raitt.
Oh PC, Ai lub teh Bonnie Raitt, speshuly “Make me an angel from Montgomery”
ohai! fikshunkitteh!
Ai ust tu hav evry album…
startin wif her grate 1st wun,
simply “BoniRaitt”. Du u
rmember “sweet fugivness”?
Teh cd “BR Collection” iz
very gud..but duzzint hav
sum reel gud wunz ai lyk,
but tehn thoz cud fill up
cerval CD’s. it duz hav the
glow, since i fell 4 u, Runaway
adn i feel teh same, tho!!!
lissnin 2 hur rite neow!
Nitey nite {{{{upfi}}}}
G’nite Upfi, sleep well
Nitee nite upfi!! Schmoo.
Iz midnite heer, Ai fink its tiem Ai folloed upfis ensample and went 2 bed.
G’nite ebbrybodee.
tew purr iz feline…?
2 err iz hooman 2 reelee snarl fings up u needz a compooter
tru
Anom tew taht!!
Kyuut- iz dat ur kitteh?
maibe iz stil tu hawt in yur hoamonweelz tudai? Wuz hawter dere dan heer wich iz nawt uzual.
tehy not callz it “weerdpress” for nofing.
I iz in Ur kitchen sitting on Ur counter waiting fur gushie fuds to appear
But U NOEZ dat gushee fudz appeer n boal awn floar… Y U up heer?
Dis is teh kwest shun, mai deer Watson.
I ar complimenting Ur taste fur choosing dis lobely graneet counter
such a bootiful background for mah glamorous furz
O … kthxbai
Kitteh says “Iz mah cownter, but I let u eats off ov it.”
Nao, gits meh teh gushi fud – pronto!
Ai just heer sumfing goingz awn awn mai counter . Kittehz ar heer awn bed so iz daddeh eting da tuna wif krakurz. Ai sneked up nd sez “AHAH! nd skaird him. hee!
deer romeow,
Ai luk at yer pix, an’ Ai iz glad sumwon else lets their kittehs eet frum their bowl. Maeks me feel less krazy kat womanish.
I dose 2, mah yogeh kitteh lovez him sum milk in deh cereal bowlz
kitteh’s slave I iz one
Ah yes. Teh kittehs pwn teh home. We all jest exzist tew maek them happies!
Fanks!
Iz easier wen we awl kno our places (and doodies).
Win I had a goggie an 2 kittehs, I had 2 feed teh kittehs up onna counter cuz teh goggie udderwise wud eat they fudz.
I had a gnu fren come to wach meh hous while I waz away and teh look uf horrer in her face when I told her wher 2 feeds teh kittehs! OMG!
Nebber even crossed my mind thet it waz nawt a gud place fur teh kittehs.
*SMOM, Romeow sed doodies!*
.
Mee 2!! Mai liddel kittiboi- (17 lbs..) luvs sum cherry ohs an milk owt ov cereal bowl in the mawnin. He eets on teh cownter 2.. sew goggie fud an hiz is nawt shaired.. *Shhhhhh..*
No beeg deal tu me, ther gonna
git onta teh counter, table,
dresser, tv, grfathr clock, fridge,
adn lampshade anywayz! Adn,
Percy(mayheRIP) ust tu climb
teh tv antennaz iffin ai wuz on
teh phon, adn he felt ignord!
Mai kittehs drink frum mai glass wen ai haz teh waddur. Wun uv dem will lik teh ice cyoobz eben if ai haz tee in mai glass. Ai yoosta had a kitteh wut lieked teh ice creemz — yoosta haz to raec him to teh middul uv teh bowl.
Ai hadda kitteh dat lubbed chili, paskeddi adn udder stuffz wif tmaters in it. He woodint leev yew aloan ultin yew shayred.
Oh yes – teh wun wif teh ice cyoobz duz teh saem fing wif Bloody Mary Mix. Ai awlmoast forgotted!!
So duz mai Silkehkitteh! She luvs her spigeddi saus ( well nawt juss herz, ennebuddies). An she leiks to drink teh leftover milluk owt ov the seereel bowl.
Wun dai I lef a roll with chiken in it to go get a drink and when i cam bak teh smmige luked strangely flat. Roll unmoved, filling GAWN! (cue “doodoo doodoo” creepy musik)
But Ise glad summunelses kitteh has teh same nommin habits.
Wen tehy uuses teh marbul kaunter tuu rollez aowt piekruhst, kitteh beddure bees cairefull taht hims duzn’t geyt rolleded iyntuu teh pie;
Tehn, iynsted ov hebbin 4 adn 20 blakburds bakeded iyntuu a pie,
iyt wuud hav jes wun kitteh innit!!!!!!!!!!!
ok I getz down from deh counter plz dont beez bakin meh
kthx bye
whoelse to eated de blakburds?
Iz az gud az kitteh nudul soop?
Kitteh can stay outta teh pi,
but halp crimp teh edged wif floofy paws.
Wood nawt be crimps…wood be moar liek ragged claw marks wif teh floof innit.
Itz “rustik stile.”
Oar gitz rold n2 uh roly-poly-puddin…
Samuel Wiskehs gibs Tom Kitteh a sad…
Moar liek uh skayr…
Rare vyew.
So much pretty kyut… the marbles are also nice…
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
Mebbe teh floofy kitteh be oberseein’ teh cookin’.
What wud teh floofy kitteh cook, tho?
Ahi Tuna
Bloofin Tuna
Catfish
D…
Dogfish
Eel (ick)
Fugu (careful)
G…
Gray Whayl
Haddock
Ireedesent Shark
J…
Jumbalya wif fishies
Kat fishie!!
Lemon shark
M…
Mudskipper
Narwhal
Octopuss (aw..come on, it’s inna wadder)
P…
Puppie goggie tailz (hey, a kitteh can dreem)
Quail eggs
Rabbit
S…
Jellyfishez
Kingfisherz
Limmin Soul
M…
Marlin.
Oh deer dat wun got awai
Plaice
Q…
Quoi Fish
Red snapper
Sardines
T…
Tuna
Um……
Trout
Unagi, barbecued
Very crispy shrimp tempura
W…
Trowt
Ugli Fish
Veronique Soul
W…
Whayl
Xtra anchovies
Zander
Is eberybudee full nao?
Wut happenz t0 teh Yelloe Fun Tunaz?
Ai eeted it?
Turbot
UberTuna (reeelly big feesh)
V…
Gefilte fish (4 da Jooish catz)
Herring
Ikura (sushi)
Japanese amberjack
Kipper
L…
I reefraisht!!1! Onnist I did!!1!
Wii beleeb y00, Aahz.
Teh fishies R swimmen ebbryware, awl willee nillee
Nawt yer fawlt, nawt critisizing eever. Juss crazee fishies, plus we gits to nom sum moor! kthxbai!
*annipuss clears frote* Ahem, it haz cum 2 mai notiss dat sumwun woz roomerin yestidai dat Ai wuz intst.. intoks.. drunk. (no naems, but u noe hoo u woz how to look after a cat) Ai begz 2 infoarm u dat Ai haz nebber been drunk in mai lief. A liddle tyred an emoshunul praps, but nawt drunk.
Awww. Iz ookies. Sumtimez, peepul finks ovver peepuls arr drunks when dey nawt. An’ ebbrybodie gits tyred and emoshunniul, yew no.
{{{anni}}}
just relaxed? really, realllllly rellllaxxxed?
Relaxed az a newt? Nawt me, onistlee.
Wy iz it newt, nawt froggeh nawt mouseh nawt enytihngz elsez??
Ai dunno – iz an Ingerlish `spreshun 2 sai “as P….d as a newt” Ai nebber met a drunk newt maiself tho.
Perzackerly. Wi newtehs?
perhaps newt funner to say than frog?
… she got beddur …
snurkel
*snerk* & *gigglol*
tryin tew turn bloo! Nawt that I haz NEfing tew “mine” abowt, but Cweenmj gave sush berree gud ins…nistruk…inshun….hao tew dew it!
w00t!!!! Yeehaw! Iz bloo!!!!!
yeah, well, it’s still kickin’ mai teefes in.
Yaaaayyy!!! Well dun!!! Yew luk gud in bloo!!!
hmmm, ai mist sumpin den.
ohai. zauberflolute!
ai jus clikd on yur name but it took
me tu my house…do u need tu adjust
sumpin, or du ai?? chek ur URI
an ai’ll chek minez, k.
Wif teh cold-shrinkij prollum, will teh harbles *becum* marbles?
hai! another queston.. how duz i change my litttlee thingee like u no the littlee kewl disingn when u comment, how do i cange dat? like my origami avi, how 2 another pic.
U need 2 go to WordPress.com (add aich tee tee pee) an open accownt..
Tehn U can upload a pic U want to beez yore avatar…on yore dashboard.
This kitteh looks like my Tuffy. From this angle, anyways.
Tuffy were big floofy ball of lubs, but oh, whatta drama queen!
looks laik mai Leo, too. He tinks he’s king ob da house, so we calls him leo da lion.
TTYAL, mai aibawls is bernin adn tyred, C abtur wile crocadyl
oh yeahz, iz there a thing dat u can decorate ur profile or sometin’? ? has it been ivented?? ktxby
You have to get a wordpress account. Once you do that, you can upload an avatar picture — if the picture isn’t too big, it will work. However, you have to sign into wordpress before you pull up ICHC or you’ll keep posting with your quilt-square-looking thing.
ohai, flamedragon, yu can maik blog at wordpress or other that can be decorated, apparently. sum ub us ar hab trublez wif dis profile paij yu hab wun. I fink it shud gib abatar heer wif yur dragon but iz awl skrewy. mai at 10shun span iz nawt abul tudai.
Ok. now i noes dat. srry bout ur a10shun span, i has it 2 sometimez…i is still having truble understanding advanced lol speak, i’m kinda new…
the problem isn’t understanding now, it’s habin’ to translayte bak to ur native tung (in mai cayse gibberish, ameri-tex-engerish qualifies as second language) for to speek wit non-cheezpeeps
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1437792
i maed dis lol an ai wuz wunnerin yf sumbunny thot it wuz funneigh
wurd press eetid mai commint!!! RRRRR!!!!!
ai maedid a lol an ai want tu no if yall find it funny
if u klikee mai naem, u will c it…
dat wuznt teh ryte pichur!!!!! i haz a frustratid!!!!! nau if u klik mai naem, u will c teh RYTE WUN…..
no wun wanna tok tu me? sniff, sniff…..ok.
*hangs hed n kryz*
doan kry, you’ll dilute yr drink
dillute mai drink??? wut r ai drinking?
ain’t no tellin’, sup ta you, ya gotta yearnin’ for sumptin’ in particular?
well, eye’ll start wif a kamikazee shot wif xtra sweetlime n den ill hab a coke float. dat soun gud tew mee.
wut did yu fink about mai pic about teh beggie pulees? ai fot it wur funny
Yeh, need to send it to mai seester (she has 4 bois). As it is I have to instill the Fear of Dan into dem from time to time.
she otta lub it….
plz dont kry! i will bees ur friend, ok?
*blows noes n hankee* is dat a boat horn?
*wipes eyes* ok, i will bees ur frin, tu. did ya’ll like mai lol?
izzer a fog rollin’ in?
bahahahaha!!! dat r wut mai hunny sez!!! himz alweez teezin mii…
Anybodiez on?
helloz?
dat ees so tru
its hawt 2dai