Mefisto Fleas and Lucy Fur
Mefisto Fleas and Lucy Fur Basement cat recrootment team
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Aih learnz at feet of mai masterz
Um, u means “feets”, dontcha?
Well, “paws” actually.
Wif bits of litter stuck to them and all.
certainli aih du meen dat !!
Oh Hai LCB . . . meenee tanks for the frenz invite, nad also fur awl teh helpz info furr gettin mii setup. Last nite I hadz teh blooo name linkie and avatar. Sadly de ar gon alredi ??
jus log onto werdpress agin……………. sumtimes wen yu shut down has tew log on again
Oh Hai jamamakitty . . . Aim tryin rite noaw.
Ooo Wow. Iz nise tew haves reeeel smart frenz !! {{{{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}
Hai! Ai shud bee signed into EBREETHING nao - but it teh last commint ai maed dint eben show up.
An ai’m still in blak. Ai think it iz hopeless!
An nao mai name izn’t eben rite! *sniff*
Duz enebuddee think ai can just start over??
awww jannit!! duz yew still haz punk chewerz in yur innurtoobz??
teh mis treez ov weirdpriss comfownd uz awl!!
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an eyem ownlee sayn dat b corz eye wontz 2 C iph mai oan abatar shewz up???
hmmmmm????
But yoo must be doing sumthing rite sumwhere! Ai hav alreddee seen yur avatar - an it is reelee kyoot!
But ai cant eben find maiself! LOL! an *sigh*
Ai never seem to hav kwite enuf infurmashun. Suwun iz awlwaiz aking fur sumthing ai am nawt kwite shur. . .waht tehy want. It’z NAWT eezee beeing mee!
eye wuz lawggin een 2 teh rong playz!! duh an dubbul duh!!
mebbeh wheel werk nao?
LUks verree bloo to mee. Waht wuz teh rong playz? purrhaps THAT iz waht ai am doing rong.
Ai’m going to klik awn it an see waht yoo hav dun!
LOL! Ai think ai hav seen taht fayce befoar! Awnlee this taim ai think ai mite be moar discreet in mai commintz!
eye wuz been dumm an lawggin awn 2 ICHC sted ov weirdpriss.
Nope. Can’t be taht. Ai’m logged into both.
ai think it has to do with a URL ai dint know ai had oar needed taht ai havn’t pasted in sumwhere.
But wun cannawt klilk awn yur nayme an ask yoo to be a frend. So hao iz TAHT dun???
mebbe yew cud wif jus yer nitials?
U gots SMRT frenz? Bring ‘em over sometime and interdoose them to us!
1 of dem is cawled lolcatburglar . . . gots sum good advis frumz her tew
Aih tink u mite liek her wen aih iterdoose
eyem finkin eye am kneadin sum adbyz 2!!!
Plz to form a orderly kew and has ur wallets reddy.
uhhhhh… myn seamz 2 haz dissypeerd??
Ah. That means u’ve been here befoar. We has ur credit card.
On file. We has ur credit card number on file.
Sir, just move along and don’t axe so many questions, k?
I heard they also sell mary kay cosmetics?
could be far worse,
amway
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
calm-down, eeeeaaasssy, der not really here, it was just a dream, your okay now
Sellin Bad Newz uf Basement Cat
I can’t tell you how many “ama-gifts” that I got for X-mas prezzies.
Mai hart goez out 2 u!
DING DONG - basement cat calling
I heard they were going to throw tupperware parties for extra cash as well, but were foiled by their lack of opposable thumbs. apparently, basement cat has been having a hard time making ends meet lately
No, doze -sent- tu da basement aer put in oil.
Is gud fer teh skin, oyul.
abandon all hope ye who dunott bring forth the nip for charon.
Hoo is dis “charon,” an hao much nip duz she need?
weull, ur not gettin’ across the Styx wiffout his boat. prolly depends onna day how much he’ll taik.
Oooh - yer naym is bloo nao! Yay, stagehanddan!!!
Aih had an avatar, and a blooo name last nite . . . butz alredi gone agin todia?
Didyoo sine into werdpress befoar commenting here?
O hai - AI just syned into WP. Ai thot ai alreddee was. Just bai a mirakul,, ai remembered mai password!
O Hai JCH4K
Did U add ur link tew WP nad update?
purrhaps nawt. Mai link????? LOL! Ai am HOPELESS!
Waht is mai linK?? ai can’t even type rite nao ai am laffing so hard!
LOL Aim laffing wiz U nawt at U !!! I gots sum awesum advise on all dis las night frum the Technician Kitteh thred . . . Howld on a minutes an I go finds fur U
U r nawt hoepless. Mii, I kannawt bemember hu I haz sent frenz inbitayshuns 2.
Plz 2 b payshunt wif mii if I sends mohr den wun, ebberiwun?
Dear MelOnyx,
no worries, u cannot send moar dan 1 inbitayshun per cheezfrend, teh system is sow smart it noes whom u has inbited!! Sow u doez not knead 2 rimembar!
ohai madamz………….. if teh name is bloooo, it mite be teh profile…. ai duzznt noes how to finds tem udderwise.
an dis iz how to make yer name blooooooo! (sew scientifical ai aim… )
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Dis linkie frum jamamakitty wuz veri halpfulz
Here is link: Halps frum LOLCATBURGLER
http://www.dashboard.wordpress.com/wp-admin/profile.php
U has to be logged into wordpress first. Then on ur profile page scroll down and on teh left side u will see a blank for “Website.” That’s where u types in (or pastes in) teh URL for ur profile page. Then click teh “Update profile” button at teh bottom of teh page. Let cool, serves elebenty.
Tween des tew advizes, aih got r dun . . . sew aim sure ebbreybodi cantew
Deer madamz. Thank yoo fur going to awl this trubble fur mee. Ai so wish ai cud hav a profile an hav sum frenz.
But - yoo see - its awl verree well to say - paste in the URL fur mai profile page. But ai am nawt eben shur waht THAT iz. Ai cud paste in what ai think it mite bee - but ai hav alreddee dun so mennee stranj things.
Ai nao hav TWO profyluls. An ai’m nawt shur hao to find either ov tem
Idandansdans haz just emaoled mee sum instrukchuns. Ai can trai that fur a wile.
But ai am NAWT verree hoepful ov the outcome!
Awwwwwww dawnt despare !!
teh Good Newz iz et dawnt matter.
U dawnt hafta bi blooooo to plai en haf funz.
Sew jus sta liek u am
But yoo hav to bee bloo to hav frenz.
Ai saw sumwun - jamamakitty purrhaps - with lots ov frenz. Ai noe itz slillee - but it iz also nice.
No u doesn’t has to be bloo to has frenz.
U just has to has a ICHC profile to frenz.
Does u has that? If u does, it’s not under “janetcanhas4kittehs “
Ai think ai hav TWO profiles. Wun iz - ai thot, eneway, JanetCanHas4Kittehs.
But NOT janetcanhas4kittehs. but where did THAT come frum?? Ai wudn’t type in uch a thing !
But hao do you . . .hao do you eben FIND teh peeple to be frenz wif???
Teh hole whirled nowes how mush U R luvved owr deer Lady Janet!!
No one in awl Cheezland haz sew manee streets, blvds, stachoos, parades and awl kindz ov stuffz named/bilt in dere honor lyke U dew!!
No, I lookeded fur u 2, mai deer janet. De frenz serch parti iz frantiklee serchin fur u!
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Up n daon de innertubes de frenly cheezpeeps serch -
Janet, ower deer Janet! She is inna lurch!
She kannawt finds her profyl,
Oh, de hoomanitee!
LCB hunts awlda wyl
(She sez no profanitees)
2 find de page, de ausum page
wifowt wich ower Janet, deer Janet,
Wil b down, but nawt b bloo!
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Ok, so I stretches fur de rimez.
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Iffen awl else faylz I has bloo paynt. (But u r still ower fren wifowt it!)
Janet, can u klick awn sumwuns bloo profyl? Or duz u haz 2 be logged in fer dat? (fer sum reezun I can do wutebber, eggsept creayt lolz, widowt loggin in.) Adn den klik 2 add dem as a fren after u gets 2 der profyl page?
LOL!! MelONyx!! Waht a grate pome! An ai just cant beleeve ai am having soo much trubble heer wehn ebree wun else seems to be abul to doo it!
OK - ai am going to klik awn yur bloo nayme - an see waht happens
WAIT!!1! DON’T CLICK YET! IT’S NOT SAFE!
*LCB runs and hides somewhere safe*
Ok, go ahead and click now.
U r a woman in St. Joseph, Michigan?
Wai yes, ai am. Tho - taht sounds so silleee!
So - ai AM findabul???
I has a profyl - emfasus awn A - i duzznt noes if dis is rite. If u goes 2 mai profyl adn klikkies awn de user#93245 unner mai frenz - dis appeers 2 b u. Mite nawt b de wun u yoosta yooz, but is de wun wii gotz.
Hoeps dis halps a liddle bit - LCB myt be abul 2 du mohr wif it.
Good work, MelONyx! Heh, it woulda been teh perfect if Janet was User #24601.
Janet, if u mails me whut u used for a password, I can add ur name 4 u.
But tomorrow. Bedtime for lolcatburglars now. I hasta take Esme in early for her chemo in teh morning and Ceiling Cat knoes I needs my byooty sleeps.