Mefisto Fleas and Lucy Fur
Mefisto Fleas and Lucy Fur Basement cat recrootment team
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Aih learnz at feet of mai masterz
Um, u means “feets”, dontcha?
Well, “paws” actually.
Wif bits of litter stuck to them and all.
certainli aih du meen dat !!
Oh Hai LCB . . . meenee tanks for the frenz invite, nad also fur awl teh helpz info furr gettin mii setup. Last nite I hadz teh blooo name linkie and avatar. Sadly de ar gon alredi ??
jus log onto werdpress agin……………. sumtimes wen yu shut down has tew log on again
Oh Hai jamamakitty . . . Aim tryin rite noaw.
Ooo Wow. Iz nise tew haves reeeel smart frenz !! {{{{{{{{{jamamakitty}}}}}}}}
Hai! Ai shud bee signed into EBREETHING nao – but it teh last commint ai maed dint eben show up.
An ai’m still in blak. Ai think it iz hopeless!
An nao mai name izn’t eben rite! *sniff*
Duz enebuddee think ai can just start over??
awww jannit!! duz yew still haz punk chewerz in yur innurtoobz??
teh mis treez ov weirdpriss comfownd uz awl!!
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an eyem ownlee sayn dat b corz eye wontz 2 C iph mai oan abatar shewz up???
hmmmmm????
But yoo must be doing sumthing rite sumwhere! Ai hav alreddee seen yur avatar – an it is reelee kyoot!
But ai cant eben find maiself! LOL! an *sigh*
Ai never seem to hav kwite enuf infurmashun. Suwun iz awlwaiz aking fur sumthing ai am nawt kwite shur. . .waht tehy want. It’z NAWT eezee beeing mee!
eye wuz lawggin een 2 teh rong playz!! duh an dubbul duh!!
mebbeh wheel werk nao?
LUks verree bloo to mee. Waht wuz teh rong playz? purrhaps THAT iz waht ai am doing rong.
Ai’m going to klik awn it an see waht yoo hav dun!
LOL! Ai think ai hav seen taht fayce befoar! Awnlee this taim ai think ai mite be moar discreet in mai commintz!
eye wuz been dumm an lawggin awn 2 ICHC sted ov weirdpriss.
Nope. Can’t be taht. Ai’m logged into both.
ai think it has to do with a URL ai dint know ai had oar needed taht ai havn’t pasted in sumwhere.
But wun cannawt klilk awn yur nayme an ask yoo to be a frend. So hao iz TAHT dun???
mebbe yew cud wif jus yer nitials?
U gots SMRT frenz? Bring ‘em over sometime and interdoose them to us!
1 of dem is cawled lolcatburglar . . . gots sum good advis frumz her tew
Aih tink u mite liek her wen aih iterdoose
eyem finkin eye am kneadin sum adbyz 2!!!
Plz to form a orderly kew and has ur wallets reddy.
uhhhhh… myn seamz 2 haz dissypeerd??
Ah. That means u’ve been here befoar. We has ur credit card.
On file. We has ur credit card number on file.
Sir, just move along and don’t axe so many questions, k?
I heard they also sell mary kay cosmetics?
could be far worse,
amway
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
calm-down, eeeeaaasssy, der not really here, it was just a dream, your okay now
Sellin Bad Newz uf Basement Cat
I can’t tell you how many “ama-gifts” that I got for X-mas prezzies.
Mai hart goez out 2 u!
DING DONG – basement cat calling
I heard they were going to throw tupperware parties for extra cash as well, but were foiled by their lack of opposable thumbs. apparently, basement cat has been having a hard time making ends meet lately
No, doze -sent- tu da basement aer put in oil.
Is gud fer teh skin, oyul.
abandon all hope ye who dunott bring forth the nip for charon.
Hoo is dis “charon,” an hao much nip duz she need?
weull, ur not gettin’ across the Styx wiffout his boat. prolly depends onna day how much he’ll taik.
Oooh – yer naym is bloo nao! Yay, stagehanddan!!!
Aih had an avatar, and a blooo name last nite . . . butz alredi gone agin todia?
Didyoo sine into werdpress befoar commenting here?
O hai – AI just syned into WP. Ai thot ai alreddee was. Just bai a mirakul,, ai remembered mai password!
O Hai JCH4K
Did U add ur link tew WP nad update?
purrhaps nawt. Mai link????? LOL! Ai am HOPELESS!
Waht is mai linK?? ai can’t even type rite nao ai am laffing so hard!
LOL Aim laffing wiz U nawt at U !!! I gots sum awesum advise on all dis las night frum the Technician Kitteh thred . . . Howld on a minutes an I go finds fur U
U r nawt hoepless. Mii, I kannawt bemember hu I haz sent frenz inbitayshuns 2.
Plz 2 b payshunt wif mii if I sends mohr den wun, ebberiwun?
Dear MelOnyx,
no worries, u cannot send moar dan 1 inbitayshun per cheezfrend, teh system is sow smart it noes whom u has inbited!! Sow u doez not knead 2 rimembar!
ohai madamz………….. if teh name is bloooo, it mite be teh profile…. ai duzznt noes how to finds tem udderwise.
an dis iz how to make yer name blooooooo! (sew scientifical ai aim… )
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
Dis linkie frum jamamakitty wuz veri halpfulz
Here is link: Halps frum LOLCATBURGLER
http://www.dashboard.wordpress.com/wp-admin/profile.php
U has to be logged into wordpress first. Then on ur profile page scroll down and on teh left side u will see a blank for “Website.” That’s where u types in (or pastes in) teh URL for ur profile page. Then click teh “Update profile” button at teh bottom of teh page. Let cool, serves elebenty.
Tween des tew advizes, aih got r dun . . . sew aim sure ebbreybodi cantew
Deer madamz. Thank yoo fur going to awl this trubble fur mee. Ai so wish ai cud hav a profile an hav sum frenz.
But – yoo see – its awl verree well to say – paste in the URL fur mai profile page. But ai am nawt eben shur waht THAT iz. Ai cud paste in what ai think it mite bee – but ai hav alreddee dun so mennee stranj things.
Ai nao hav TWO profyluls. An ai’m nawt shur hao to find either ov tem
Idandansdans haz just emaoled mee sum instrukchuns. Ai can trai that fur a wile.
But ai am NAWT verree hoepful ov the outcome!
Awwwwwww dawnt despare !!
teh Good Newz iz et dawnt matter.
U dawnt hafta bi blooooo to plai en haf funz.
Sew jus sta liek u am
But yoo hav to bee bloo to hav frenz.
Ai saw sumwun – jamamakitty purrhaps – with lots ov frenz. Ai noe itz slillee – but it iz also nice.
No u doesn’t has to be bloo to has frenz.
U just has to has a ICHC profile to frenz.
Does u has that? If u does, it’s not under “janetcanhas4kittehs “
Ai think ai hav TWO profiles. Wun iz – ai thot, eneway, JanetCanHas4Kittehs.
But NOT janetcanhas4kittehs. but where did THAT come frum?? Ai wudn’t type in uch a thing !
But hao do you . . .hao do you eben FIND teh peeple to be frenz wif???
Teh hole whirled nowes how mush U R luvved owr deer Lady Janet!!
No one in awl Cheezland haz sew manee streets, blvds, stachoos, parades and awl kindz ov stuffz named/bilt in dere honor lyke U dew!!
No, I lookeded fur u 2, mai deer janet. De frenz serch parti iz frantiklee serchin fur u!
.
Up n daon de innertubes de frenly cheezpeeps serch –
Janet, ower deer Janet! She is inna lurch!
She kannawt finds her profyl,
Oh, de hoomanitee!
LCB hunts awlda wyl
(She sez no profanitees)
2 find de page, de ausum page
wifowt wich ower Janet, deer Janet,
Wil b down, but nawt b bloo!
.
Ok, so I stretches fur de rimez.
.
Iffen awl else faylz I has bloo paynt. (But u r still ower fren wifowt it!)
Janet, can u klick awn sumwuns bloo profyl? Or duz u haz 2 be logged in fer dat? (fer sum reezun I can do wutebber, eggsept creayt lolz, widowt loggin in.) Adn den klik 2 add dem as a fren after u gets 2 der profyl page?
LOL!! MelONyx!! Waht a grate pome! An ai just cant beleeve ai am having soo much trubble heer wehn ebree wun else seems to be abul to doo it!
OK – ai am going to klik awn yur bloo nayme – an see waht happens
WAIT!!1! DON’T CLICK YET! IT’S NOT SAFE!
*LCB runs and hides somewhere safe*
Ok, go ahead and click now.
U r a woman in St. Joseph, Michigan?
Wai yes, ai am. Tho – taht sounds so silleee!
So – ai AM findabul???
I has a profyl – emfasus awn A – i duzznt noes if dis is rite. If u goes 2 mai profyl adn klikkies awn de user#93245 unner mai frenz – dis appeers 2 b u. Mite nawt b de wun u yoosta yooz, but is de wun wii gotz.
Hoeps dis halps a liddle bit – LCB myt be abul 2 du mohr wif it.
Good work, MelONyx! Heh, it woulda been teh perfect if Janet was User #24601.
Janet, if u mails me whut u used for a password, I can add ur name 4 u.
But tomorrow. Bedtime for lolcatburglars now. I hasta take Esme in early for her chemo in teh morning and Ceiling Cat knoes I needs my byooty sleeps.
Is bedtym heer, 2. De past cuppla weeks has been de pleh, adn I has a beeeg tired. Fank CC fur cheezfrenz! Gud nyt, ebbriwun!
Tahnk yoo lcb! An it wudda been purrfekt had ai been User #24601.
Ai awlwaz sing it when ai say it. But . . .ai am #93245. Still sounds
like a prison noombur, duzznt it??
An ai will email yoo tomorrow.
Sleep well an be byootiful!
janet, somehow-er-the-other, I’ve you (93245) listed as a friend, that number requested and I accepted. If not you……….who?
LOL! yes! It is I! An ai hav NO idea wai ai am just a number. Ai know ai typed in a nayme. But – you see – tath is wai ai always approach these thingns wif grate feer an trepidatshun! Becuz it NEVER werks rite. An ai awlwaiz end up looking a liddle silley!
Ai cudn’t even find where ai cud edit ene ifnormashuns about me.
But thank yoo fur being mai frned! Yoo an MelONyx ar mai furst frenz!
an maybe LCB can make me into a reel purrrrrson!
She’s awlwais coming to mai reskyoo!
Hai jannit
seemz wii mai B relaytid???
Noa . . . Aih didnawt. Shud du dat ebbery tyme ??
Ai hav no idea. As yoo see – ai am still blak, mai name is rong, an mai prettee pale bloo avatar iz nao green. Tho – ai do LAIK green.
Ai think ai’m doin it rong!
Hoa iz ur name rong
It shud hav teh capital letterz.. JanetCanHas4Kittehs. Ai know ai put tehm in.
Duz WP taek out awl teh capitals nao??? It luks verree stranj to mee!
Janet, if u want to write to me private-like and gives me ur password, I’ll sine in as u and see whut I can see.
lolcatburglar at gmail dot com
Awwwwww…. lolcatburglar….Yaaayyy!!!! Whatta gal!!!
*Sooper teckkie to teh reskew!*
Thanks, lcb. Ai think yoo ar mai awnlee hoep. Tho – wunz yoo see what ai have dun. . .yoo may throw yur paws up in teh air an scampur away!
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Iz okai……ai finks LCB can do anyfing !!!
*gulp*
I CAN?
If u says so.
*rolls up sleeves, rembers I was waring sleeveless dress, looks for bandages*
Owch!!!
Yesh….u can do lots!!!
Who organized teh wunnerful birfday surprize fer Kafleen teh Donkey ?????
Marfa Stoowart?
hagn een der jannit!!1 halp am awn teh wai..!
Oh gibbocat! ai feerai am beyond awl halp. . .
Ai dont EBEN want to go bak an trai to straiten out wich . . well – ai suppose ai must.
Ai mite even hav 3 profiles!!
hai, Janetcanhas4kittehs,
if ai am bloo now, u cn
b bloo neow.
ai hope aim bloo,
ai wuz 5 mins ago.
{jch4k}
and all {unbloo},
over at the harbles on
the marbles, {cweenmj}
described howtodoit.
n ai finally unnerstood.
click on “reply here”
under my comment u
see here…and u c:
Name(required)and
“janetcanhas4kittehs”
is listed in that box.
u can change the ltrs
to b the way u want it
2 read. then, under
that is
“E-mail (required-)”
and ther u hav ur
email address in the
box under it. then
“URI”
and THIS iz where i
typed in
“icanhascheezburger.com
/percycat” and then
my name got bloo.
so, u type in yur name.
I hope this helps u and
n e body else, {LCB}
will get u goin gud.
THANKS Percycat! Evereewun has bin so kind an helpful! Ai WILL trai it again befoar ai turn ebreething over to mai deer frend LCB.
Just wunce. Just WUNCE in mai laif, ai wud laik to be abul to do it maiself!
But if nawt – Ai thank ar deer CC tahn ai hav frenz laik yoo to help m!!
Styx? We haz to go padst Tommy Shaw?
funneh ya should say dat, dey were here with Boston a few days ago.
Allso be needing teh doggybonez for Sebberus! Nip is nawt aksepted.
An plz to be bringin teh goggiebonez in multipullz uv 3.
stagehanddan! Uv corss yu wud need nip for charon!
hmm. sorry stagehanddan. wrdprss eeted sum uv mai commint!
I putted a bery clebber at teh frunt uv yur name. The wai teh commint reeds, it sownds liek I am ordering yu arownd! Plz akssept mai apologies!
I wux trying to remark awn teh clebberness uv yur commint!
nuttin’ a beer won’t cure (wink wink, nudge-nudge)
Shame theyz smelled ov sulfur tho!
Congratz madamz! How joo wish to sellybrate?
Tanks !!! Aih veri cited bout dis ocashun !! Wantz lotsa drinkies, NIPs of bout ebberyting will du, and much danzes tew !
Hao abaout teh Sambuca wif teh flamin cawfee been ? An teh chilli vodka?
Hawt, hawt, hawt . . . sum liek it hawt !
peas allow me 2 introyduss maiself, eye’m a kitteh of welth an tayste
hooo, hoooooo
hooo, hoooooo
hooo, hoooooo
(Stones!!!)
eye’ve bin aroun fer menny a long year
stol menny a kitteh’s sole en fayth
♫…i’z bin arownd foar a long long yeer
stoled many a hoomin’s soul n faeth
I was arownd when CeilingCat
had hims moment of dowt n payn
I maed damn sure
teh doggie washt his paws
n seeled his fate
plzd to meat u,
hoep u guess mah naym
but whuts puzlin u
is teh naychur of mah gaem♫
FTW !!!
♫ Stuk around St. Kittehsburg
weh i saw it wuz tiem for a chaynj
Nommed teh Czar and his gushyfuds
Anastasia screemed in vayn
I rode tankcat
and held a genrulz rank
wen teh blitzkrieg raejd
and teh catbox stank
Let meh plz intrdoos mahself
i’z a cat of welth and taest
and i lay traps for troub–teh moozishins
teh tigers nom befoar tehy reech Bombay”♫
eye jest caint git no sat iz fek shun
your cookin’ wit gass todai, dude
i think crapture can haz bigger stones fan then mee
bigger nawt always bettur, your passion is yours, it fits for you
gosh naow i’m all ver klemft!
GMTA, we wuz tinkin same ting at same time
i’z just moar prone to gettin kareed awai when teh inspurrayshun hits me
I’d call it clobbered. hit, far too mild
lol…my obsessive tendencies, let me show you them
ohai, The Crapture! Iz taht yoo?? awn yur site. In teh pikchoor 219 1/2??
Ai’ve been wundering that fur a wile nao! But yoo ar hard to catch!
now i’z 207-1/2 and as of Caturday will has a better haercut
WOW! Yoo ar doin reelee well!
Hao ar yoo waring yur hair nao?? Ar yoo going to post another pikchur?
Oh! as ov CATURDAY. So – nawt yet.
Tehn yoo can doo another pichur! ai must say – ai reelee laik seeing what ar fenz heer luk laik. Maeks it so much moar pursonal.
nebber mind, we’ll just tawk amungs our selbes
sry
itze Mike Mires thing, a char. based on his momcat, nottin pursonal
linda richman, FTW…its liek buttar
Ai cannt beleev it’z nawt buttar!
nutin tew be sry four…
♫plzd to meet u
hoep u gesst mah naem
but whatz puzlin u
is teh nayccher of mah game
I watcht with glee
wiel ur kings n queens
fot fr ten decaeds
for hotdogs i maed
I showted out
“Who nommed teh party tray”
when after all, it was u and meh
plzd to meat u
hope u guesst mah naem
but whatz puzlin u
is teh naycher of mah gaem
plzd to mete u
hoep u guesst mah name
but whuts confoozin u
am just teh naychur of mah gaem
just as ebery cop is a criminal
and all teh sinners saynts
as heds am tails
just call me Basement Cat
cos i’z in need of sum restraynt
So if u meets meh
haz sum curtesy
haz sum simpathee
and sum taest
giev all ur catnip toys to meh
or i’ll lay ur soul to wayst
plzd to meet u
Hope u guesst mah naem
but wuts puzlin u is teh naycher of mah gaem♫
awesum!
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Romeow…..yer kitteh fayce iz back !!!
Fanks fur notissing!
I had to cleer all teh stuffs outta mah puter and it waz fine.
Whut was in Romeow’s computer?
.
Avatar residue
Belly button lint (u don’t wanna knoes)
Chiminy soot
Dongle dust
E-mails from Nigeria
Fur, all sorts
Gooey stuff
H…
Hard crusty crumbles
Icky sticky drippies
Jellie bellie candies
K . . .
Krinkly paper…..
Lint…..
Moldy sandwiches….
N….
Krustee krud
Large lintballs
millions ob moths!
N…..
Nucleear waste…..
Old cheez…..
Putrid stuff…
Q….
Quantum cheezburgers (really small)
Rude pictures
Silleh digitized kittehs
T…
Queer bitz uv stuff we haz nawt figyoord owt yet
Rustee nailz
Sum sort uv gooey substans
T…
Tiger fur
Uglee . . .unknown stuff
Vermicelli
W. . .
Watermellons
Xenofobik dust bunnehs
Yak fur
Zaffod Beebulbrox’ sunglasses
Kitteh crunchiez (sowwies)
Libberwurst
Mayo
N…
Ninja Skwerls
Orange peels
Pizza boxes
Uh-ohs. There was so much stuffs, teh list has branched off into many pieces!
QWERTY dirt
Rusty fingernails
Sodapop, petrified
T…
Tatterd Wiskers
Udigestib un-noen sumfing
Vomit
W…
Tiny pins…..
Underwear…..
Voiceboxes…..
W……
TP shredz frum hooo nos where
ugly werds stashd awai fur safe keepins
voiz clipz collectuns
weirdo alternativ gaimez
x . . .
Xmen toiz
Yellow lemon barz, remains ov
Zabaglione, dried dropz ov
Oh mai . . . shoood cleanz mora often?
X rated stuffs, obviusli
Y ded U keep dis crap
Zee dat et dawnt happenz agin !
LOL!!1 Egg sell lint madamz!!
an eye fort eye hadz pewter prollimz!!!!!11
OMG!!! Hoo noo I had AWL dat stuffs in dere!
Fanks fur identiflying awl ov it.
Nao, I hab it awl bagged up and will taek it to teh trash.
*lifts up bag of stuffz*
Wow, dis is hebby – and is nawt my brudder.
*throws trash in container and closes lid…tightly*
Many fanks, eberywon!
Aw, twernt nothin.
U want us to start on teh stuff behind ur fridge now?
Oh LCB, reely…u’ve dun too mush already.
Eeeeek – ur quick!
Behynd Romeow’s fridge is:
An aardvaark
Banananananarama peel
Ceeling cat leeflets
Dideridoo belly fluff
E….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVyNEul6DIc&feature=related
congrats, madams, on not seccund! would you like a danss?
Yes pleeze . . . I beleev dat big blak kitteh mite bee Mr. Mestopholeez himselvz
would ya rather a duet wit Rum Tum Tugger?
Or mebe aih jus hav sum “Memoreeez” uf hoa Iz wunz wuz beutifulz . . . .
Awl alown en da moooooonlite
Dey is skerry-lukkin kittehz. Ai doan want dem rekrootin meh fur ennyfing!!!
*runz awai wif a kwikness*
Oh halp !! wer iz Ceiling Cat whenz da Temptations Comz ??
Mebe wii shud danse to teh Temptations to cawl CC fur re-inf, reforc, Halpz
Iz ok. Ceeling Cat spiked deir drinks.
Didz sumwon sai Temtashuns?
Nom nom nommity nom.
Well, I guess u’ll say
Whut can makes me feel this way?
Lolcats. (Lolcats, lolcats)
Talkin’ ’bout lolcats. (Lolcats)
*attempts smoove danse moves, trips over own tail*
Hahahahahahahah, Ai kin juss see dis
*lmaroflolpimp irl*
I can haz Macavity?
Oar mebbe dat wud be good fur teh dansin….
but hez nawt there! always hez meesteereeyuslee missing.
“ur souls, they has a flavor”
LOL!
Nom NOM NOMNOMNOM !!!!
[HOMER] Mmmmmm….. souls. [/HOMER]
Danses mus definitely bi in da pale moonlite, drinkies mus be sumtin mysterius
Oh.. boy! what a kyut kitties….. i never seen an eyes of kitty that before…
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
ai is staying away frum teh basement. and teh stairs to teh basement. and teh door to teh stares to the basement. jest sayin.
Srsly . . . luks liek da bak porch mite bi off limitz tew !!!
That’s ok. We is perfeckly comfterbull rite here onda tree lawn.
Ooch over, willya? Teh mailbox is pokin me in teh ribular area.
wii gonna needz en owld preeest an a yuuung preeeeest
“wut an egzilent day foar an egzorsizm, Fatehr.”
TEH POWER OF CEILING CAT COMPELS U!
TEH POWER OF CEILING CAT COMPELS U!
TEH POWER OF CEILING CAT COMPELS U!
TEH POWER OF CEILING CAT COMPELS U!
uuhhhh….to do what ???
U knoes, I don’t rightly know. I spended most of that movie wif my eyes closed, my hands over my eers and my legs crossed.
Teh Exorcist did nawt bother me….
Teh Birds,however…..
***shudders***
O, there was no birds in teh theater where I seed “Teh Eggsorcist” so that didn’t bother me.
Sorry u had trubbles. Hope they didn’t pop in ur poopcorm. I means, um, o skip it
Reely….teh “Eggsorcist”shud have attrakted manee birds to teh theeater….
Well, it was mabye rated PG and they didn’t has their parentals to guide them. Not after being throwed outta teh nest.
*ROFLOL*
ai hadz a kitteh named Lucy Fir once.
Gots as a kitten and named her Lucy
Den she grews a peniz.
So her names was forebber forth known az Lucy Fur
U hads a girl cat wif a… one of those?
Wow, did u alert teh medias and get all rich and famous and stuff?
LOL
I nowes wut yoer sayin… I onct reskewd a ‘boi kitteh’ hoo gavd birf tew 5 kittiez on Eester mawnin!!!
THIS IS AMAZING!!1!
Whare u guise find these freeks of nature?
I fowndid mine in teh saim nayborhood az teh man hoo iz habbin himz own baybee…
Hmmmmmm… Mus’ bee sumfin in teh wadder!!!
Iz MIRCLE !!!???
Must be. Like teh time I seed a kitteh walk down teh street and turn into a seafood store.
Hims needed to buy sum shrimps ????
“Buy”?
Oh,sorree…..no pokkits fer monee !!
Ai ment “tayke”.
Tayke!!! Shirley, U jest?!?
Iz sertin U ment “borrow.”
Hey….downt cawl me Shirley !!!!!
(Ai prefer Bob)
Bob—CAT!?!
owr nawt-sekund kitteh, we gotted frum hubby’s gramma. she sed wuz boy. we tuk to vet for furst checkup, told vet wuz boi, vet sez, oh, ok. many munfs later, boi kitteh haded four bebbehs. calld vet, told him owr kitteh had bebbehs. vet sez, how yor kitteh do taht? himz a boy!! we sez, well, apparuntly himz akshully a gurl. vet sez, hmm, i luked an thoght himz wuz nooterd male.
not haz so much konfidins in taht vet, aftur taht…
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Um… we hadz dat happen tew, kinda. Wii had a kitten we named “Nino,” but den it wuz a gurl so she becaym “Nina.” Wii awlwayz new dat Jennyanydots wuz a boikat (mai Dadkat wanted to naym him “Jack,” to go wif Manny and Mo), but Momkat & I won (as we awlwayz did). Ai fink we had a boikat naymed “Sally” awlso.
Gender-confyoozulled kittehz – let me show u dem.
Dat’s how we got our “Andy” — wuz orig…orgini…at nawt second called “Litl Orfen Annie” becuz she wuz teh only sirviver uv an orfended litter uv barn cats. Den we fownd owt she wuz a he, so he becaem “Litl Orfen Andy” and now juss Andy.
This is teh moast dejinnirite lukking cuppla kittehs I’ve eber seen!
Hu! Teh chills! They run up and daon mai spine!
U shure that’s not teh old black majic?
I gotta black majic kitteh…
… and she’s tryin to make a lolcat out of me.
*snurt*
win
Is this teh Bad Cumpinny mah mommacat uset tu warn me abowt?
No, that was teh Amways.
Wii r de vangerd uv de nite, liidjun uv darknuss dat drawps de starz. . .
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Dese r sum byootimus kittehs!
You’ve reached Croup and Vandemar, the Old Firm. Obstacles obliterated, nuisances eradicated, bothersome limbs removed and tutelary dentistry undertaken.
i’ll take wun ob eech, plzkthx.
oh! ah! literit cheezfren!
ken i offur u sum pryselis chynees artifakt?
i olways thot that Croup & Vandemar much lyke Murphy & Camier. Simlir to C&V, but moar polite. Dey’s “teh Cleaners” frum ‘Wunce a Theef’ tv sho.
These guiz remind me of de guiz frum Z Z Top…
Mus be all de fur!
“gib me awl yer lubbin…awl yer hugs & kisses tooooo”
Okai- hugs ang kisses and snorgles… fftthhppt! Phooey- mouthfulla fur!
*dans lyka chiken, nek werkin OT*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VAavDlZIy8
Wit the exception of Frank Beard, the only one without one.
They filmed a video here, humdinger of a show.
Tiem to callz teh Ceiling Cat Witnusses to chaes teh Basement Kittehs awai.
No needz to call, de will show up at de door on Caturday morning about 7:30 am.
OK, but pls to wate till teh cartoonz r ovr. Kthx.
Iz teh Lord of teh Fleaz (nawt to be konfuzed wif Beezlebub, Lord of Fliez)
Recrootin fer Basement Kat, are ya?
Well, Ceiling Cat recrooted me some 36 years ago, and I ain’t had no reasons to switch sides in all that time!
Guess we’ll see which team wins at the Final one, huh?
(Ain’t no partial bets in THAT game! ALL bets are ALL IN bets!)
SCAT, Cats!
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Mefisto Fleas & Lucy Fur!!!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
great job on the caption!
love it
nice lol and am just asking is this mephisto from the diablo series(pc game). it kinda has a evil look!
i too love the caption but it’s referring to Mephistopheles a famous demon from classic literature.
nice caption!
Hey, LucyFur is MY cat’s name!
LOL, someone read ‘The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus.’
So I’m not the only one.
geez that dark cat looks evil….
he is planning something, I can tell.
*worships* \m/
go bak in BAYSMINTY
I R SKEEEEERED!!!!
Ai fink tehir eise bees jes soe lellow becuz tehyre reflektyng teh streite lites;
Adn tehms luuks kynda skeerey becuz tehir furs am soe booshey;
Awl tehms needz iys jes a guud bruushyng adn thems wil luuk jes fyne!!!!
Basement Cat gunna hafta luuk sumeware eylse foar sume minions!!!
“If we kant convins u to come to teh basement wif us, can we interest u in owr fien line of diabeetus testing supplies frm liburtee medikul?”
Wylfurd Brymlee Ref; FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy moly. I made the front page! Maybe I’ll finally get a lil respect from my own 2 kittehs.
Or not.
Super pouffy!
Oh no! It’s Mephistopheles and Lucifer!
I LOVE how you came up with the names. VERY creative! Congrats!