Dink frum toylit he sez.
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Dink frum toylit he sez. Tasts gud he sez. Dum dog.
goggie git bak at u 4 wut u did b4.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I lovez dis one…
Except that the toilet is closed…
Kitteh closed it after climbing back out.
Dawg is current IN tollet, lid being holded down by kitteh.
Smart kitteh!
Conga rats, how to care for awl kinds of furry frenz
(an teh skin & hair &… wuz gud site… mai ‘net wandringz lemme show yew tehm.)
awl kinds.
oh, teh baybee bird izza new wun!!!
*flits happily*
*sobers up*
Yew doan rekomind skozing liddil bugs foar teh baybee birds, dewya?
Doan u wurry, SMOM, we onwee feeds bebeh burds froots and seeds.
Nao, iffs u see a “how to care for a baby ‘pider”, I wud run and hide.
U can always jump on beeg strong Romeow’s bak - he’ll protect u.
Yea!!!!
Kitteh-back ridin buglett!!
No, smart dog. He tricked the kitten. Also he’s not in the toilet. The lid is closed after the human got the kitten out. The dog is currently trying to put the clip on YouTube. Cause dogs are always smarter then cats.
Dogs rule, cats drool.
Ummm–ai doan FINK sew!
Wut, yu neber yuse a lidl toylit warder?
No, never.
Um, has some of my special lemonade?
eeewww, lcb!!!!
Whut? I skozed teh lemons myself!
“skozed”! funny word. I like it!
I misspelt it. I meanded: “skweez0rd”
tew layte… Ai dun conjugated ett foar pawzteritee.
skozed
past tenz ob skuze
“I sawr hym skozing teh lemons yestidae”
Perhaps fittingly, my hillbilly granny useda say “scuse” for both teh noun and verb form of, um, poopy.
mebbee wuz froidian slippage?
Mabye. Sumtimes I channel Granny. If’n I ever blesses ur hart, that beez her talkin’.
Izza best wai tew miirember hour lurved wuns!!!
hmmm
Win mai daddee blessiz soemwunz heart… uh, iz liek shakin hiz head bovinglee at teh nawt-qwite-riteness ob a lurved wunz thot processiz.
nawt bovinglee, lurvinglee.
Riilee
i agree!…dont think im crazzzeee, but when mai friscokitteh coughs, she sounds like mai grandma coughing! it reminds me of her and i think she’s channelling trhough frisco–she loved kittehs too!
{{{Tew awl Granny’s Grandma’s and Grahamcracker’s}}}
wut? izwot Ai cauld mai momma’s mom!
wut a lubbly nickynayme 4 yer gramma!!!
We were toadalee shur taht Barney wuz channeling mai Dad after he died.
It was two days after mai dad died -a dark and stormee night. An we hurs a kittheh yowling outside. Judy (mai sister) an ai went aut - an saw - in teh lightning, a beyootiful light oranj kitteh. But he ran an wudn’t let us catch him.
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Ten next day, he wandered bak into teh yard an jumped rite up in mai lap! An he never left again - tho he wuz waring a green collar. Soon we brought him in the haus - and he stayed in overnite.
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An went straight to mai Mom’s bed - jumped up - put hiz arms around her nek, an slpt there. Then he wud moove to mai Dad’s bed!
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An to this day, when we hav companee, an ar sitting around, he wants his own chayre - an there he sits, taking part in teh conversashun!!1
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An this is troo - ebree werd!
{{{{Barney N Dad (N JCH4K)}}}}
“An dis is troo…” Hunnee, hoo wud dowt joo?
Joynz hugs 4 {{{{Barney N Dad N JCH4K N SMOM}}}}
Isn’t there a song like dat -
conjugashun eliminatshun…oh sowy, dat’s calculatus eliminatus.
a mafs sawng?!?!
Frum Teh Cat in Teh Hat.
Calculatus eliminatus is teh bess fren dat u’ve got
Teh wai to find owt ware sumpfing is is to find owt ware it’s nawt.
(iffs I member it correctly)
Awe sum!!!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ‘…Oh you can skoze muh lemons babe…’ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Doors ref ftw!
borroed frum Roburt Jawnsun - but teh jooz pro dyoozd wudden improov teh flavr ov teh hummus!!!
Nawt wont!!!
:snurt:
Lurved yor sit Gibbocat… Eggscaylent wurk!
…but teh ladies gaev mii an inferi oritee complex.
sit = site… or maybe ebben syt. wu noes.
Yer abso lutely rite gibbo cat but only a bloos fan knows dis ebeey buddy elst finks it’s Led Zep who did make it most popular. I saw dem do it live at the Noo Yawk Pavilion in Queens in 1971 or 72
sure thats not led Zep?
Yew are sew rite amandakat! Teh Lemon Sawng.
Nawt taht Jimmy baybee and Mr Mojo Rison didn’t share teh sayme frame ob reference…
Fanks, amandakat! Donut merember wich sawng ai wuz finkin ob frum the Doors nao…
*serching fran tikkly*
Ware dai puts mai braynz?
mebbe wuz jus teh sexy voysez gettin conmingulld in your membreez?
The horspital clinic iz missin a tray ov lemonade specimins. Tehy needz dem back STAT
Hospitle PA systsem: Becuz of a mix up in urologee, apple jooz will not be served todai”
don go whar teh huskeeze go, don go eetin no yalloe snow…
Frank Zapplol ref, FTW!
Teh automatik cat washer needz sum moar einjineering.
I heerded dat jok bufor.
Ys, teh Edsel was a joke too.
Too bad, it wur not rly such a bad kar
BTW
Ai lieks ur icon!
Tanks to LCB who splayned hoe to do it! I lyke yers tooo.
http://uk.gizmodo.com/2007/01/25/automatic_pussy_washing_machin.html
teh youtube atid ett… Disney sez “do nawt show, iz hours”
Big scaree box - DO NOT WANT!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1442830
the retribution, it will be swift and terrible.
Goggies hab stoopy taste buds - dey eats dere own poopies.
…adn at mai house- wild bunnee poops iz the bestest.
Dats cuz dey eat ANYTING dat eben re moatle smellz lyke fud.
I prefurz dem to eatz teh poops. Cauz itz Bunnees-0 and goggehs-3 out whar I lib.
Ai prefurz dem to eatz olne fuds!