Evil Pantry Kitteh Will Eat ur Soul
Evil Pantry Kitteh Will Eat ur Soul And organize ur Condiments
u shud put a lok on ur pantree.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
unless u gets him sum cheezburgerz pdq
Kon-katz awn teh nawt skeund, annipuss. Wut u wantz fr drinkz an dansinz?
FangQ, Ai’d liek sum hawt choklitt wiv a splash uv rum pls. 2 tyred 4 dansin (an 2 old an stiff!)
one dark hawt choklitt wit Capt. Morgans comming up.
*gibs annipuss a two-pint tankard ob hawt chokklitt wib rum an’ a splash ob der elixier ob eturnal yuuf.*
so long as eturnal yuuf dodn’t rekwire ‘nother trip tru pewooberty. the bio-chemical hell inflicted upon us all.
O noes, Ai don wanna b 2 yung - bowt 35 wud soot me!
Yew membur dat?
Jus abowt - it was a loooooong tiem ago but ai Haz a good memry! (sept wen Ai get’s standed up an can’t fink wot Ai did dat 4!)
Dat’s wy iz just a splash. It’ll get yu bak to 35.
O hai jd. Duz that reelee werk?
If so, cud ai hav a reelee big splash pleez?
Ai bru a reeli guud elixier ob iturnal yuuf. Heer’s a drynk wib a reeli big splash in it.
Mmm, yes a littl ovr here, too, plz.
*Floofy grabby paw pulls cup this way.*
*looks imploringly at elixer*
Pls ser, mite ai hab sum, too?
oooooh fikshunkitteh………….. yer abatar is splortable…… sew berry cyoot…. is werkin on gettin yew name blue??
heeers a splash 4 yew…… oar a dash
http://www.walkthetalk.com/thedash.php?
Mai naym yoosta be bloo, doan no y it chanjd…?
oh noes……….. an yew must be logged into wp or yer abatar wudden be dere…
Fanks fur teh dash! Ai has teh memburshep tew wok teh tok, ai lubs it♥♥
oh btw, ai jus sended yew a friend reqwesht……… shud get a notice in yer emeow…
Iz a beri nys abatar, sew kyoot, Aye finkso. Yesh, must get teh bloo bakc, so Aye can aks tu bii fikshunkitteh’s fren awlsew.
Fank Yew!! Yew r mai nawt sekond frend rekwest!! Ai yam eggsited, ai yam sumbunneh!
Yew lyks me, yew reely lyks me!
Smammie, fank yew tew! Cents yew has a bloo naym, ai added yew as mai fren!! W00t!! Ai hab 2 frenz!
*claps floofy paws adn has hyoojest grin*
Oh Jamama!!! Click mai naem, adn go sea mai pix, pleaz? Nawt az gud az Aye cud liek, butt stihl pritteh nys. Hart tu sea sum detailz ahn mai castingz, housesumebber, teh wovan spyrulz adn teh torch werk iz okai.
otay sally……………
oh sammie, ai lerned noo trik tooodai………… yew go to yer profyle.. den clicks on mai lols………. in teh address bar yew remove yer name and put in fikshunkitteh’s name - be ceerful nawt to remove innyfing else….. den hits teh enter and shud be on herz profyle page and can ask to be friend……..woo hoo
OOOH SMAMMIE, yer werk is booooooooootiful………… ai mus fink ob sumfing dat ai needs made……….
Aks, adn eet shal bii dun, oh bestest instuktor ob tekno-trix!!!
izzat teh type ob beading yew dew……… wif teh seed beads? cweenmj tew..
dbbl. spyrul weave, iz wif teh seed beads moastlii, butz uzez #8 tu. Adn wunce yu getz teh hayng ob eet, yu ken pritteh mush uze wut yu liek, juss fallow sympul rulz. Aye maek yu wun: wut’z faborit kullor? oar kullorz? 16 inch, oar?
Ken alsew du RAW, adn peyote, butt owtta praktis. Mood ob teh dai chayngez, adn Aisle knot purlz , string rokz, pigtyle wire, oar maek chain maille. Teh rektangul wif moonstones iz awl pigtayled tugeddar. Lubs teh hammur adn torch bestest, butz cost ob silbur dun goen tru teh ruuf…
teh moonstones iz teh bootifmuss……. ai cudden tail iffn it was opal… makes me feel like teh slouch…… ai just puts teh big beads onna lastic and tie teh not and hide it under teh fat bead. but ai did jus get a kit for a bracelet..ai’ll find teh link an send tew yew.
yew tails me wut kind ob bracelet yew wud laik an ai will tell yew wut kind ob neklice ai wud laik…
ai did see sum rilly rilly nice labradorite beads online teh over dai…. (yew an smom wuz talkin about dem wen ai wuz in orygun ai finkso)
http://www.new.alljeweledup.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=22
{{{Jamama}}} Aye R a bead-aholic, adn Aye kneadz halp..(snert). Haz wun entire baux ob nuffin but Labradorite, diffurent shaypez adn sighzez…. Sez Aye haz a bead-ruum, but itz oberfloed intu nom-nom ruum, sekkund bedruum, dungeon, attik. Gotz beadz sorted buy kullor, buy teh bauxfull. Wuz dis? Sikz bauxez grene, seben bauxez bloo, wun baux grene/bloo? Iz beri trajik..iz teh rezult ob crossin ah anal-retentive wif ah ADD…
how funneeeee…… ai kin relate. keep buying beads an not keep makin innyfing….
but iz otay………. tell me how big round yer rist is an ai will sprise yew!!!
did yew notis teh smiley faces are sittin on teh words dese days? or jus me?
Sry, nawt tew butt in, but ai notis dis tew. Aifinkso wen yew has teh biggur print, teh smiley faces doan lynup rite, mebbeh…?
Dey awl luk tu bii rite tu mii.. maibii Weird Pretzel iz habin hissy-fitz?
dats it!!! yew are teh smarty!!!
smammie, member wen ai put piks on mai profyle……… an yew cudden see em…….. well ai saw like 7 ob yer pix but now only 3………..it jus makes me nuts!!! wai duz it werk one time an not anovver??
Das weird… Aye sea 13…. Phooey on dem, Aye shall send dem inda e-mail tu yoWurse, Aye tried teh trix yu juss shoeed mii wif granma, but it defaults back tu mii. Tu bii shore, Aye used yoar naem, adn it werked juss fine. Cue creepy music…
Wii need Kafleen 2 kum and give it a hoof oar 2, adn showing it hoo b deh boss.
sum ov teh odders dussnt werk too………. laik JCH4K dussnt werk….. mus nawt hab account wif werdpress, but gma shud cus her haz abater……hmmm
innyway ai shows dat ai has 59 pikshurs……… yew prolly shows diffrnt numbers
wen ai nawt seconed lukked at yer profyle dey wuz awl der……. but nawt now.
ai wuz wundrin iffn ai didnt save mine rite……… hmmmm…….. will has tew inbestigates!!
Ohai, galz!
smammie, ai saw 3
pics tew, and ur
wrk iz gorjus! ai
nebber got to teh
torch usin work..
but long ago, win
Ag wuz jus $6/oz
4 teh wire..ai bent
it all roun into
things, lyk a tree,
pegasus, earrings
wif beadz etc.
Neow, jus beads
adn stretchy strng
inna big can, ai don
get tu vry offen, lyk
u sed, jamama…
Thnx ebberywun furr teh nys complimintz. Iz almoas 10pm hear, sew Aye muss goez tu sliip noa. Aye wunner wutz wrong wif WP? PercyCat, iffin u r ahn Cheezfrenz, e-mail mii, Aisle send yu awl teh pix tu.
Nitey nite, sleep tite, adn doan let teh bed-bugz bite!.
ai sended yew emeow smammie wif ideas bout the pikshurs
Bonus Nawchos! yum, xtra cheeps adn lawts ob salsaw…
*gurgle, gurgle brumbel
Woal, ai am hongree nao!
tummee nawt noes hao tew tok,
grumbel
Spysed rum in hawt Ribeena is gud 2. An helfi - Vit C.
(Fowr ennywun hoos nawt noein, Ribena is blakcurrint)
pls xcuse pooor lolspeek nawt tryed 4 a wile
Drinkie sowndz intrestin. Lolspeak seams otay 2 me - iz opshunal enneewai!
Yay!!!! Ai haz a bloo naem!
Fankoo 4 beein nyss about lolspeek. I liek joor naem - blu awr nawt
annylubsprintie!! anniyluvsprintie!!
WHERE hav yoo bin???? Ai hav miszt yoo a lot. Ai hav even putted yur name up an mai “where ar yoo” peepl liszt!
Ai am SOOO happee to see yoo! Yay! Yoo ar bak!
Oh JCH4K! Wot a lubbly greeting! Iz gud to be bak - I has mizt joo an teh udder cheesfrens an teh kyoot an funneh kittehs LOTZ!
Is becos I can has (but do NAWT want) Crohn’s disease an then it myootated into M.E (CFS) (REELY DO NAWT WANT) and sometines they gets togedder an has a party and I fall awf teh planet for a wile. An my modem died in sympaffy.
Ise sooo tuched about teh “were ar joo “liszt!
But Ise doing better an can has noo modem and Ise SO HAPPY to get such a grate welcum. Cud show joo better ifn I had the hang ov teh smilies. Still
:) 
:) xxx! {{JCH4K}}
Hey I can do teh smilies. Who’da thot it? Mebbe its Italix an blox next!
Oh anniluvsprintie. Ai dint know yoo were sik. But taht is just waht skeers me. that peepl ai liak mite be sik - or hurt - an we just nebber know what happened.
But ai am so glad taht yoo must be bedder nao!
Remembur Paws4thot? He just disappeered, too. Went away to teh Eestercon in Lundon an just nebber came bak. Taht makes mee reelee sad. But maybee he wil com bak laik yoo did!
Blox?? ai can tell yoo hao to doo the italix ! Gibbocat werded verree hard wunz to shew us awl hao to doo it!
Der iz sum hope for M.E. suffrers, resent studdees shewd der wur sevun kinds and der’s hope dat dis meens bettur desisuns by dokters on wat will help. Adn inna fuu casus, it gows awai az mistiriusly az it arribs. Adn az yu know, cheezfrends adn kittehs hab a lot ob expiriuns being mistirius. Glad yu hab a nuu modem adn glad tu hab met yu on dis syt.
An LOOK waht ai just fownd, kwite bai accidint. Ai kliked awn teh link ov wun ov todays pikchurs - an it tuk me there!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs
April 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Yes - yes they ar. an Paul. an Annieluvsprintie (if awnlee she wud com bak). An
Handicat, Sangrail, babycake, Lovecat, an poohbear3931. There a a couple moar, but rite now, ai can’t remember.
Klolzz iz, as far az ai know - ar awnlee Irishman. An paws4thot iz teh awnlee Scottish wun. So - wai so few frum teh teenees Ireland an Scotland???
jd - fankoo 4 teh encouragin werds bout teh ME. It can go awai as misteriusly as it lieks ifn ownlee it goes! Happitail to meet joo 2!
An deer Janet! I nevvah reely thot Id be miszt! {{{{JCH4K}}}
Well Ise bak an poohbear3931 too so hoo noes about the rest? Maybee tehre in a majik mountain sumwhere or sumfing ( tho there’s not a lot ofmajik mountins in Lundon, it’s troo.) But yes it duz luk liek a bit of a cull awn this side ov teh pawnd.
U wantz HAWT??!?!?1!!?!?!?!?!?
Wii gotz 100 degreez in deh shade. Rite heer, rite noaw. I giving u awl deh HAWT u wantz.
Plz 2 sending mii sum kewl.
Kthxbai.
Iz abowt 70 heer in TTI - mite get 2 75 tomorroe. Dats kwite hawt enuff fur me!
Ohai , yur majisT, 4chnutlee it duznt get dat hawt dere berry offun. Iz 77 heer tudai but air iz stil smoak. obur 100 ppm ub partykulz. Yu goze swim ina laik? Put yur liddul tozez in ennywaiz?
I sit in deh air condishuned kumfert uv mai howse on wiilz.
Ai cud hav sent yoo sum Kewl. It wuz awnlee about maybee 65 heer today.
Verree pleasant!
Aaaaaahhhhh. 65 sowndz sew nice and refreshing. *deep sigh* Wii will kool bak down in2 deh 80z by Wenzdee.
wii won’t see 80’s for a high ’till, oh..say……mid september.
ok. “mid september.”
.
dere. i sedded it. noaw wut?