Evil Pantry Kitteh Will Eat ur Soul
Evil Pantry Kitteh Will Eat ur Soul And organize ur Condiments
u shud put a lok on ur pantree.
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Kon-katz awn teh nawt skeund, annipuss. Wut u wantz fr drinkz an dansinz?
FangQ, Ai’d liek sum hawt choklitt wiv a splash uv rum pls. 2 tyred 4 dansin (an 2 old an stiff!)
one dark hawt choklitt wit Capt. Morgans comming up.
*gibs annipuss a two-pint tankard ob hawt chokklitt wib rum an’ a splash ob der elixier ob eturnal yuuf.*
so long as eturnal yuuf dodn’t rekwire ‘nother trip tru pewooberty. the bio-chemical hell inflicted upon us all.
O noes, Ai don wanna b 2 yung – bowt 35 wud soot me!
Yew membur dat?
Jus abowt – it was a loooooong tiem ago but ai Haz a good memry! (sept wen Ai get’s standed up an can’t fink wot Ai did dat 4!)
Dat’s wy iz just a splash. It’ll get yu bak to 35.
O hai jd. Duz that reelee werk?
If so, cud ai hav a reelee big splash pleez?
Ai bru a reeli guud elixier ob iturnal yuuf. Heer’s a drynk wib a reeli big splash in it.
Mmm, yes a littl ovr here, too, plz.
*Floofy grabby paw pulls cup this way.*
*looks imploringly at elixer*
Pls ser, mite ai hab sum, too?
oooooh fikshunkitteh………….. yer abatar is splortable…… sew berry cyoot…. is werkin on gettin yew name blue??
heeers a splash 4 yew…… oar a dash
http://www.walkthetalk.com/thedash.php?
Mai naym yoosta be bloo, doan no y it chanjd…?
oh noes……….. an yew must be logged into wp or yer abatar wudden be dere…
Fanks fur teh dash! Ai has teh memburshep tew wok teh tok, ai lubs it♥♥
oh btw, ai jus sended yew a friend reqwesht……… shud get a notice in yer emeow…
Iz a beri nys abatar, sew kyoot, Aye finkso. Yesh, must get teh bloo bakc, so Aye can aks tu bii fikshunkitteh’s fren awlsew.
Fank Yew!! Yew r mai nawt sekond frend rekwest!! Ai yam eggsited, ai yam sumbunneh!
Yew lyks me, yew reely lyks me!
Smammie, fank yew tew! Cents yew has a bloo naym, ai added yew as mai fren!! W00t!! Ai hab 2 frenz!
*claps floofy paws adn has hyoojest grin*
Oh Jamama!!! Click mai naem, adn go sea mai pix, pleaz? Nawt az gud az Aye cud liek, butt stihl pritteh nys. Hart tu sea sum detailz ahn mai castingz, housesumebber, teh wovan spyrulz adn teh torch werk iz okai.
otay sally……………
oh sammie, ai lerned noo trik tooodai………… yew go to yer profyle.. den clicks on mai lols………. in teh address bar yew remove yer name and put in fikshunkitteh’s name – be ceerful nawt to remove innyfing else….. den hits teh enter and shud be on herz profyle page and can ask to be friend……..woo hoo
OOOH SMAMMIE, yer werk is booooooooootiful………… ai mus fink ob sumfing dat ai needs made……….
Aks, adn eet shal bii dun, oh bestest instuktor ob tekno-trix!!!
izzat teh type ob beading yew dew……… wif teh seed beads? cweenmj tew..
dbbl. spyrul weave, iz wif teh seed beads moastlii, butz uzez #8 tu. Adn wunce yu getz teh hayng ob eet, yu ken pritteh mush uze wut yu liek, juss fallow sympul rulz. Aye maek yu wun: wut’z faborit kullor? oar kullorz? 16 inch, oar?
Ken alsew du RAW, adn peyote, butt owtta praktis. Mood ob teh dai chayngez, adn Aisle knot purlz , string rokz, pigtyle wire, oar maek chain maille. Teh rektangul wif moonstones iz awl pigtayled tugeddar. Lubs teh hammur adn torch bestest, butz cost ob silbur dun goen tru teh ruuf…
teh moonstones iz teh bootifmuss……. ai cudden tail iffn it was opal… makes me feel like teh slouch…… ai just puts teh big beads onna lastic and tie teh not and hide it under teh fat bead. but ai did jus get a kit for a bracelet..ai’ll find teh link an send tew yew.
yew tails me wut kind ob bracelet yew wud laik an ai will tell yew wut kind ob neklice ai wud laik…
ai did see sum rilly rilly nice labradorite beads online teh over dai…. (yew an smom wuz talkin about dem wen ai wuz in orygun ai finkso)
http://www.new.alljeweledup.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=22
{{{Jamama}}} Aye R a bead-aholic, adn Aye kneadz halp..(snert). Haz wun entire baux ob nuffin but Labradorite, diffurent shaypez adn sighzez…. Sez Aye haz a bead-ruum, but itz oberfloed intu nom-nom ruum, sekkund bedruum, dungeon, attik. Gotz beadz sorted buy kullor, buy teh bauxfull. Wuz dis? Sikz bauxez grene, seben bauxez bloo, wun baux grene/bloo? Iz beri trajik..iz teh rezult ob crossin ah anal-retentive wif ah ADD…
how funneeeee…… ai kin relate. keep buying beads an not keep makin innyfing….
but iz otay………. tell me how big round yer rist is an ai will sprise yew!!!
did yew notis teh smiley faces are sittin on teh words dese days? or jus me?
Sry, nawt tew butt in, but ai notis dis tew. Aifinkso wen yew has teh biggur print, teh smiley faces doan lynup rite, mebbeh…?
Dey awl luk tu bii rite tu mii.. maibii Weird Pretzel iz habin hissy-fitz?
dats it!!! yew are teh smarty!!!
smammie, member wen ai put piks on mai profyle……… an yew cudden see em…….. well ai saw like 7 ob yer pix but now only 3………..it jus makes me nuts!!! wai duz it werk one time an not anovver??
Das weird… Aye sea 13…. Phooey on dem, Aye shall send dem inda e-mail tu yoWurse, Aye tried teh trix yu juss shoeed mii wif granma, but it defaults back tu mii. Tu bii shore, Aye used yoar naem, adn it werked juss fine. Cue creepy music…
Wii need Kafleen 2 kum and give it a hoof oar 2, adn showing it hoo b deh boss.
sum ov teh odders dussnt werk too………. laik JCH4K dussnt werk….. mus nawt hab account wif werdpress, but gma shud cus her haz abater……hmmm
innyway ai shows dat ai has 59 pikshurs……… yew prolly shows diffrnt numbers
wen ai nawt seconed lukked at yer profyle dey wuz awl der……. but nawt now.
ai wuz wundrin iffn ai didnt save mine rite……… hmmmm…….. will has tew inbestigates!!
Ohai, galz!
smammie, ai saw 3
pics tew, and ur
wrk iz gorjus! ai
nebber got to teh
torch usin work..
but long ago, win
Ag wuz jus $6/oz
4 teh wire..ai bent
it all roun into
things, lyk a tree,
pegasus, earrings
wif beadz etc.
Neow, jus beads
adn stretchy strng
inna big can, ai don
get tu vry offen, lyk
u sed, jamama…
Thnx ebberywun furr teh nys complimintz. Iz almoas 10pm hear, sew Aye muss goez tu sliip noa. Aye wunner wutz wrong wif WP? PercyCat, iffin u r ahn Cheezfrenz, e-mail mii, Aisle send yu awl teh pix tu.
Nitey nite, sleep tite, adn doan let teh bed-bugz bite!.
ai sended yew emeow smammie wif ideas bout the pikshurs
Bonus Nawchos! yum, xtra cheeps adn lawts ob salsaw…
*gurgle, gurgle brumbel
Woal, ai am hongree nao!
tummee nawt noes hao tew tok,
grumbel
Spysed rum in hawt Ribeena is gud 2. An helfi – Vit C.
(Fowr ennywun hoos nawt noein, Ribena is blakcurrint)
pls xcuse pooor lolspeek nawt tryed 4 a wile
Drinkie sowndz intrestin. Lolspeak seams otay 2 me – iz opshunal enneewai!
Yay!!!! Ai haz a bloo naem!
Fankoo 4 beein nyss about lolspeek. I liek joor naem – blu awr nawt
annylubsprintie!! anniyluvsprintie!!
WHERE hav yoo bin???? Ai hav miszt yoo a lot. Ai hav even putted yur name up an mai “where ar yoo” peepl liszt!
Ai am SOOO happee to see yoo! Yay! Yoo ar bak!
Oh JCH4K! Wot a lubbly greeting! Iz gud to be bak – I has mizt joo an teh udder cheesfrens an teh kyoot an funneh kittehs LOTZ!
Is becos I can has (but do NAWT want) Crohn’s disease an then it myootated into M.E (CFS) (REELY DO NAWT WANT) and sometines they gets togedder an has a party and I fall awf teh planet for a wile. An my modem died in sympaffy.
Ise sooo tuched about teh “were ar joo “liszt!
But Ise doing better an can has noo modem and Ise SO HAPPY to get such a grate welcum. Cud show joo better ifn I had the hang ov teh smilies. Still
xxx! {{JCH4K}}
Hey I can do teh smilies. Who’da thot it? Mebbe its Italix an blox next!
Oh anniluvsprintie. Ai dint know yoo were sik. But taht is just waht skeers me. that peepl ai liak mite be sik – or hurt – an we just nebber know what happened.
But ai am so glad taht yoo must be bedder nao!
Remembur Paws4thot? He just disappeered, too. Went away to teh Eestercon in Lundon an just nebber came bak. Taht makes mee reelee sad. But maybee he wil com bak laik yoo did!
Blox?? ai can tell yoo hao to doo the italix ! Gibbocat werded verree hard wunz to shew us awl hao to doo it!
Der iz sum hope for M.E. suffrers, resent studdees shewd der wur sevun kinds and der’s hope dat dis meens bettur desisuns by dokters on wat will help. Adn inna fuu casus, it gows awai az mistiriusly az it arribs. Adn az yu know, cheezfrends adn kittehs hab a lot ob expiriuns being mistirius. Glad yu hab a nuu modem adn glad tu hab met yu on dis syt.
An LOOK waht ai just fownd, kwite bai accidint. Ai kliked awn teh link ov wun ov todays pikchurs – an it tuk me there!
JanetCanHas4Kittehs
April 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Yes – yes they ar. an Paul. an Annieluvsprintie (if awnlee she wud com bak). An
Handicat, Sangrail, babycake, Lovecat, an poohbear3931. There a a couple moar, but rite now, ai can’t remember.
Klolzz iz, as far az ai know – ar awnlee Irishman. An paws4thot iz teh awnlee Scottish wun. So – wai so few frum teh teenees Ireland an Scotland???
jd – fankoo 4 teh encouragin werds bout teh ME. It can go awai as misteriusly as it lieks ifn ownlee it goes! Happitail to meet joo 2!
An deer Janet! I nevvah reely thot Id be miszt! {{{{JCH4K}}}
Well Ise bak an poohbear3931 too so hoo noes about the rest? Maybee tehre in a majik mountain sumwhere or sumfing ( tho there’s not a lot ofmajik mountins in Lundon, it’s troo.) But yes it duz luk liek a bit of a cull awn this side ov teh pawnd.
U wantz HAWT??!?!?1!!?!?!?!?!?
Wii gotz 100 degreez in deh shade. Rite heer, rite noaw. I giving u awl deh HAWT u wantz.
Plz 2 sending mii sum kewl.
Kthxbai.
Iz abowt 70 heer in TTI – mite get 2 75 tomorroe. Dats kwite hawt enuff fur me!
Ohai , yur majisT, 4chnutlee it duznt get dat hawt dere berry offun. Iz 77 heer tudai but air iz stil smoak. obur 100 ppm ub partykulz. Yu goze swim ina laik? Put yur liddul tozez in ennywaiz?
I sit in deh air condishuned kumfert uv mai howse on wiilz.
Ai cud hav sent yoo sum Kewl. It wuz awnlee about maybee 65 heer today.
Verree pleasant!
Aaaaaahhhhh. 65 sowndz sew nice and refreshing. *deep sigh* Wii will kool bak down in2 deh 80z by Wenzdee.
wii won’t see 80’s for a high ’till, oh..say……mid september.
ok. “mid september.”
.
dere. i sedded it. noaw wut?
we wait….sweat……wait some more……..sweat even more………wait a little bit….court heat stroke…etc.
Iz dat 80 centipeed-grade or frighten-height?
Yu awreddy kewl, cweenmj.
As foar me, gib me da desert soufwest.
oooo. I b kool.
:snerk:
.
U kan hab deh desert soufwest in deh summer. It b tooooo hot fer mii. Iz ok in winter tho. Duz u lib in Arid Zona?
if this was http://www.gawker.com/ , I’d say he was servicy
could he organize my soul and eat the condiments instead?
new from the MARTHA STEWART MINIONS OF SATAN collection, now at target – it’s a not good thing
better: it’s an undead thing
Aren’t wii awl?
nawt alwais!!! sumtimes ai am nawt a gud find……
Purrsunlee, i njoi beeing unded.
oh me toooooooo, i wuz jus relatin tew being a gud fing or nawt……. sumtimes beddar dan ovvers!!
Ai laik been unded – a lot! ;D
Wii lyke yoo B-N unded, 2, janet!
O hai kitkay! Thanks
An ai lyke YOO B-N unded, kitkay! Lettuce stay taht way fur a verree LOng time, OK??
Wel, soel eetin IZ bad, but doez kondimintz have bin owt uv ordur fr a waiyl.
will eet yur soel… WIF kondimintz?? zomgz!
U needz kondimintz 2 taek awai teh tayst
akshulie, kitteh iz juz heer to halp opin teh invizzibul stukd pikkul jarz.
O hai, elfie! I wuz finking ’bout yoo teh udder day! gud 2 see yoo!
Iffen teh condiments arn’t in teh rite orda afta, du aI get a refund own my sowl? (An’ mani mani thanks to eberiwun wu haz agriid tu bi my frend or haz askeded me tu be.)
yeth, ur sowl will be hucked up on teh karpet at Kitteh’s konveenyins. Yu mae feelz free to stepz in it barefuut tomoro moarning.
dat wud b sole awn sole – eye b leaf???
@@@@@@@@@@!
Most soles tayste so bad, dey NEEDZ condimentz to be pala…palayte
to tasyte gud enuff to eet.
Plz to pass teh wasabi,
kthxbai
Suggest addink sum peppurs:
http://www.slashfood.com/2007/02/20/guinness-names-worlds-hottest-pepper/
Dat pepper skeerz me! I can barely eet da jalapeenoos.
Wel, wye duzn’t hims jes eet mai kondimints adn leeve mai soul ahlone!!!!
Ebil kitten duz nawt wurk dat wai. Iz sole oar nuffing. Condimentz ar just awn da seid.
Conga ratz, Anni
Thx gma! (bye teh wai, Ai is Sowf-Eest uv Westminster!)
Ai gawt cunfyuzed.
Hay! mai pikshur iz gon agen. stoopy wp . gib it bak!
Dubbul stoopy. Ai went nd fawt”oh wai nawt du a blog?” So ai chekz nd goze tu put in user naim. NO! Awlredy iz a gma— Liek maibe iz anuvvur! sheesh!
weerdpress haz ben mis bee hayving awl wee kend. I b reddy 2 smak it wun upside deh hed!!!!
Dat mite uppset it eben moar, den CC noes wot cud happin!
Don we awl!
OMG NOOOOOO!! LOL
*sings* One a theez things ar nawt like t’other….
Wun uv deez fingz jest duzint b-long
Kan u tel meh wich fing iz nawt liek teh uddur
Bai teh taim I finish mah sawng.
(Da fower pics are: a sowl, a jar ob relish, a jar ob pikkls an’ a bottle of ketchup.)
kitteh nawt in jar??
Fox in sox on box in jar.
Wud gib u a jar iffn u opind teh cubberd an kitteh woz sittn der!
purrhaps “jar” is transper…transparii…ya ken see tru it, field o’ ebil?
Ohai, {{{{Elfie}}}}} lawng tiem no se. Haop yur dune gud.
Cumin get meh,
pantry kitteh!
Iz cumin ‘cinammin-it!
Ai hoep soel-eetin’ kitteh kleens up a litel, tu. Ew, sew dertee!
yah, awl dat slymy soel ektoplasm—EEEE UUUU!
Plump Midnyte Kitteh
habz upsetz dat Hewminz arz
chaynjjeeng himz Nap Playss
Plump Midnyte Kitteh
coodz lawjj a cumplaynt, but himz
layzurrz wurks bettah!
Hewmin canz still yooz
Meerrurr 2 distrakkt Kitteh
wylez layzurrz warms up
Jack.
o noez
du nawt eet mah soul mr kitteh
i organizes condimentz fur u
i can has botch u lizm?
tee, hee, hee!
(o hai, karen!)
not da kondimintz! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Gotses enny green olibs in air?
Yay, I gots an avatar! He is teh cyoot! Olne tooked me bowt anower…mai pyoooter savvee skills, well just luk at dem!
YAAY!! Fikshunkitteh!! I lub it wen peepz git deh avatarz!! Adn urz is sew kewt!!
fikshunkitteh, ur abatar iz so cyoot,
adn orinj, mi favrit. (f i hav tu pik a fav)
How to make wun??
w00t, w00t:
yore abatar iz cy00t, cy00t!
Fank yew frenz! Dis litlol gui luks lyk mai nao beeg bebbeh (18 lbs) Punkin yoosta luk wen hims wus teh yung. Ai fink der is nuffing sew kyoot as enny kynda babbeh.
I heard annipuss was drunk on hot chocolate and Captain Morgan’s. Is it true? Do we need to drive annipuss home?
Wuz she pickled or wuz she jus into teh pickles?
I b thinking her wuz in deh sawse.
Du nawt wury. she iz problee past owt awn hur cawch bai naow. iz berry lait . Dat wuz a berry larj coco she hab.
ai needz a knew artikul: “hau to take Kare uf annipuss wen annipuss haz two much hawt chawkolate n kaptn Morgannzes”.
iffen bery large coco, she’ll be up inna couple hours to tend to call of nature………….we hope, for the upholsterys sake.
Ai resembul doze remarx. Ai haz nebber been drunkt in mai lief – a teenee bit tyred an eemoshunul praps. Enniwai,bai teh tiem u rited doze tings Ai wuz fas asleeps
Awld Muthr Hubbard
Went tew the cupbored
Tew getz hur poor goggie a bone
But when she gotz tehre
ZOMBIE KITTEH EETED HUR BRAYNES
Adn nao she hases no hayer!
Adn no plase to sit hur hat.
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!!~!! fikshunkitteh gotz a prity kitteh avatar !!~!!~!!!*$!!
Shoot – Where’d da *$!! com frum?
Fank yew! Donut no noo *$!!
Wut it meens?
dont finkso it means innyfing………just happitail symbols!!!
Ys -fat fingrs on teh keyboard makin hapee akseedentz
I luvez dee last lyne, BGee!
** hndz foldee b4 hart, Japanese bow**
ohh Z for Zombie…tat why teh kitty is filed last in de conndiment alfabet on de shelf!
he noms owr soul wid condiments!
yer soul in exchanez fur a kleen pantree! bartr an trayde systim? I has. lolz!!1!
hmm
he’ll organize in alphabetical order?
Or the purgatory rats will annoy it?
hhmmm, letz sea….
Anise,
Basil,
Coryander…
Dill Weed
Extrax ob ennyfing
Fyne Herbs
boi, ai shur piked sum nawt EZ leddurs
G…
Garlic
Hairball Remover
Iodized Salt
J…
Japaleno Peppurs
King Croel Seezinings
Leeves of Bay oar Mint
M…
Marjoram
Nutmeg
Oregano
Paprika
Q…
*snurt*
Quassia
Rosemary
Soy Saws
Tomato Saws
Ukrainian Red Midget Peppers
V…
Mint!!! Catmint, fpeffermint, sinny-mint, lemon balm (issa mint), catnip (a ment, 2), and mint, mint, mint….watch owt, dey grow lyke krazy and will tayke over yore garden lyke kudzu!
Nutty-meg,
O, sumfing, I forgotted
Orinj saws
Peppa
Quatre épices
Raddishes
See Salt
Thyme
Uva Ursi
V…
Wow JD, ai yam imp rest!
Vanilly
Wasabi
Xtra Xtra Hawt Saws
Yellol Peppurs
ZOMG, lissed is finishd, whew
Wikipedia iz nawt cheeting four teh haerd wunz, mai kitteh sed sew adn she luuked tehm up.
Luks laik purrfeck anjuhl kitteh tew mii! Hii kan orgunaiz mai pantrii enny taim! LURVE blak kittehz! an awl kittehs!
Then this iz yur furebber hoam!!
The Meming lukz like a scary robot….
– http://www.AnyAssets.Com
…but how will I know the lights go out when I close the pantry door?
‘Coz dat’s wen teh kitteh fillets teh capshured sowls.
panty kitteh organizes condoms wif mints? interesting…verrrry interesting.:D
…and as foar locking your panties, ai fink dat’s called a chastity bell…no fun foar anyone!
no com-mint…
I’m N yore pantry…
wanna mayke sumthing of it?
*test*
I iz bloo???
aim testingz too…
am ai bloo?
aw, foo!
testing three
ur bloo, iddd.
Is this picture from Arcata, CA?
how did u cum up wit dat wonderfully awesome funnyness…..HAHAHA