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Teknitian cat just voided your waranty.

teknitian bunneh can halp.

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  1. annipuss says:

    Fiksis ur IT problims

  2. Kayjoy says:

    never trust a tech in furmal wear

  3. AfriCat says:

    Kawt wed handed… wed pawded?

  4. Jack Deth says:

    Tekknishhun Kitteh
    no canz fikkz Campewturr. Juss
    lubbbz beeg noo bawkz ubz

    nommee Pisskettee! Lawtz
    diffrurnt syzez 2 chooz frum.
    Kitteh lykez t3h wyde

    flatz kynd. Eksellent
    4 flawsseeng between lawnng shawrrp
    Kitteh Insyzurrz :-)

    Jack.

    • ManfredMom says:

      Az awl wayz, Jack – weew\z lub ur Hai koo! U see suches diff rint ass pecks frum teh rest ub us! Ai gibs Manfred, Ayla & Michio (if ai kin catch hims) chin rubs frum u!

  5. Shaungrl says:

    Yep. Derz a clause bout puddin claws in teh wires.

  6. Flartus says:

    Kitteh haz fownd teh bug in yer system, an it luks like it haz a flavr.

  7. poohbear3931 says:

    I haz a sad. Tuxedo kitteh l00kz laike owr missin Gizmo…. *sob* Hope teh computeh iz turnded orf, kitteh!

    • annipuss says:

      Ai hoep Gizmo cums hoem soon, saef an sownd.

      • ManfredMom says:

        Teh MM famblee sayin speshul kitteh prayers fur u n Gizmo! :(

      • cheshirekittehkat says:

        Ai’m hoepyng adn prayeing taht hims iys saife;

        (Wil saiy a prayure tuu St. Francis, patron saint ov aminules, foar Gizmo!!!โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ )

    • Romeow says:

      I sowy poohbear3931.
      Doan gib up hope. Yeers ago, mah Willow kitteh waz gone fur 20 days. I had hundreds ov flyers up and checked teh shelters ebery day.
      One day, she juss came home! I had her for 21 yeers!
      I’ll keep gud fots fur Gizmo.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh poohbear3931. Ai too hoep Gizmo comes hoam soon. Hao long haz he bin goan???
        Such a stunning fayce!

        An mai Mitzi kitteh wuz wuns gone fur moar than 10 days! In the middul ov Februaree in jermanee – wifaut a winter coat! An wehn ai found her, she wuz verree skinnee – an veree preggers!

        An SHE lived to bee 21 az well. ;)

  8. Ruth James says:

    Wot! Ai’s HALPIN! Tch!

  9. Jimmba says:

    oh hai, ai’s seen teh prublem, ai’s afwaid yew hab tew sen bak tew manu … menef … hoomin wat mayde it an dey fks teh prollem in 6 – 8 weeks. kthnxbai

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Hai Jimmba! ;) Iz taht waht yoo tellz yur peeple???? LOL!

      • Jimmba says:

        :o awntee janet! ai are hurted by yer commenz!!1! ai’s bery gud at mai job, can usually hab prolemz fixed in wun dae! so there!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          awwww {{{{{Jimmba}}}}} Yoo know ai wuz awnlee teezing yoo! Ai am SHUR yoo ar wun ov the best!!!

  10. leosmom says:

    Ahem….ahem…ai hab an annow…annunc,,,sumpting to sai, pweez, if ai may.

    ai just wanted to taek teh op purr tuna tea to thank lolcatburglar, jamamakitty, cattails, and romeow for wanting to be my friend. aive added yoo all to mai profile. ai hope you like mai pitchers of mai Schatzie and Leo. (Leo’s the orinj not-poisin one).

    it was berry, berry nice of you to take teh tiem to do dis. I feel bery welcom heer nao.

    This ends mai annau…anneow…mai sumting to sai.

    kthxbai.

  11. ohahtahgoosiam says:

    I can has screwdriver?

  12. D.R. says:

    Okey, heer’s ur promlim. U needs ta put a cheezburger heer, an a noo smodibulator heer, an a shiny fing heer. Gonna coss u about two hunnert.

  13. catalogical humor says:

    sry i not smiling, but
    i thot i kud get it back togethir
    b4 u wokes up

    o, and if u r missing sum sckroos
    wate 6 hrs and chek littrbox
    kthxbai

  14. catalogical humor says:

    WARNING: NO KITTEH-SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE

  15. Romeow says:

    Oh no, tech kitteh haz bricked anudder X-Box.
    There iz a diffrence tween an X-Box and a Cat Box…but nawt to tech kitteh.

  16. rodney dill says:

    No like new litter box

    • Romeow says:

      Iz awl lumpy bumpy – doan u eber scoop dis fing?
      Plz to defrag.

    • ManfredMom says:

      Nys to see sumbuddee hoo finks teh diz kusting lyk meh! Ai was finks teh kitteh say: noo prob lum fur u tew fix – Ai jus peed awl ober dis bawks!”

  17. rodney dill says:

    Just stacking the deck for your Solitaire game.

  18. Romeow says:

    Ur motha board iz borked.
    It didn’t gib meh milk, hedbonks, or shmoo.
    I froo it owt – Go buy noo one…wif floof dis tiem.

  19. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Tuxie Kitteh Tek: her haz loahkatid teh praublim, adn kan haz korrektid iyt!!!

    Sez teh iynsyde ov the pyuooter wuz jes LOAHDID wif blak adn wite furrs;
    her haz noes ideayea haow tehms gotted tehre; :oops: KTHXBAI!!!!!;

  20. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    Well, I can seez taht teh kitteh trieded her best and nao I picks up an’ snorgles that belly!

  21. fiendishrabbit says:

    Storing lolcats on your computer.
    You’re doing it WRONG

  22. Eric says:

    Kitteh tipped teh compooter over and “mega-bited” it.

  23. Trinity.F says:

    Ahh.. i was been electrified.. hehe… super pc for kitty… ;)http://www.AnyInput.Com

  24. johnson442 says:

    Whut you mean “Warantea”? Dis system is dynosore!

  25. Stacy says:

    Dat is mi kitteh! Her naim iz Zoey adn she likez to help her daddi fix thingz! I thowt she lookd like a Geek Skwad teknitian kitteh so wez took pikture and decided to LOLZ it! Thankz fer all de commints!

    poohbear3931: We hopez Gizmo comes home saf adn sownd!

    • Romeow says:

      Congratumulashuns Stacy!!!
      Zoey iz a most byootiful kitteh! She reely looks like she got caught wif her paw in the cookie jar!
      Hope to see moar pics ov ur CoverGirlKitteh!

  26. nursebadass says:

    well, didz you grownd youself frst?

  27. friscokitteh says:

    test

  28. Roguim says:

    well
    at least he eat all the bugs…

  29. Nuula says:

    Ure PC haz CATastrophoic fail!

  30. owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh says:

    kitteh looks WIRED!!!


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