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corn catz cweenmj!!! teh tawp sport!!1
Fankz, Gibbo.
mebbe it b deh tawp splort!!!!!!! Dis iz wun seriuslee kewt kitteh-bebeh!
Sew gud 2 seeing u agin. U awlwayz bringz a smile 2 mai face.
Pardun da intrupshun- teecher sez ai needs moar samples for my lolspeek paperz.
If u wants to pahrrtici- partisah – take parts in mai gradueight projehct – plz to email lhammock3@student.gsu.edu
kthxbai – Annie
o hai. Did joo get mah mail? Teh kwesstionair was “reed only” so I didnt finnish it – but then I realised – I cud just send teh ansers – so I will. Duh.
Best wishes 4 teh projekt.
yew kan juss saev teh dokkymint oar teh kawpee adn eddy tit een teh wurd tiep prowgrum. den sedn dat.
lol lol
dats whut eye did butt eye sent it een teh linux fawmat witch shii cudden reid!!? oopsee.!!
*sigh* Ai NEVER know egg sacktlee waht is wanted. Do we rite – an say we wud laik to paricipate – an then they send us sumthing???
Yus.
Yus! Teh kyootness an ineffabubble combinashun haz me a happie!
Oh hai! Did y00 get mi wun too? Gud luk!
I gotted mine butt I think it must have been in Wurd cuz I cuddun open it cuz
I doan hab it on teh kitchen compooturr.
Will wun ub mah frens take pity on teh dummy donkey and copy and paste it in an email and email it to mee?
Tanks.
duz yew wont hunnee wif dat???
Oh, jess. hunnee. adn wii danz 2 deh Winnee deh Pooh song. ‘K?
I wishes I were stuffeded with fluff-you juss open seam adn take out a bit. Oh, BTW, one of my fave songs L & M’s “Pooh Corner. So big a smile it maeks me to hab.
Smyle, shaugrl!
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9KzrDW-b-Q
Aisle maeks ah drinkii fur yu mah cween. Iz St. Germaine wif ah touch ob hunney, sum Kettle One, adn lotsa yse. Shaken, nawt disturbed.
Winnie dah Pooh, Winnie dah Pooh
Twirl, fawl, get stuck ina jar,
ohai, {{{{{Smammie}}}} Ai bisit yur bloo naim, trai tu sine in fur fren but dey sez ai doant noze my paswurd.
gmaw… ware iz yoar abatar? maibii iz teh prollum? Aisle sea wutz Aye kendu frum wut Jamama juss tawt mii ahn teh conde-mintz post
oh smammie, ai fink LCB bin on yer profyle…….. onleeeeee 3 pix ob yer joolry is der!!!!
“snikur, snikur, snarfle”
Hab it urlyur nd it went awai. Iz mesing wif me nd naow hab tu goze tu kichin. Sillee man camed abowt 3 okok lukking fur lunch, furgawt he awredy hab. Kraking up arownd heer. Seez yu tumoro. Maibe ai ken caop beddur den.
“oh bother” someonez said hunny bee for meze.
kongratz on nawt sekkund. you can has pooh-flavr-cheezburger
Conga rats cween! Wut izyer plezyer fur drinks adn dans? Pelvis Preslee sawng “Tedee Bare”?
Ai trii agin…
puts teh aitch tee tee pee…youtube.com/watch?v=hhRdT6mWE9I
Annuver good song iz four Rupert da Bear. I wunner hau meni cheezfriends watched this. (Mowst epizowds aer lost, but a feu styll eggsist.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb4G8t1pmb8
jd Ai wunst sawr a cartoon version ob Rupert… where teh roots ob teh roses get intoew the pepper jars stored (by elves?) unnerground. Ai think Sir Paul or wun ob the Beatles had a hand in teh version Ai haev in mynd.
Izzit sposed tew bii sayme bear?
Yez it iz. Pawl McCartney did dis song inkluding Rupert, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZ8Mzpj948
Teh colours are better in thiz vershun, and it haz a bit more ov da cartoon it went wiv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4xeidmjy6s
gorgeous!! Hadn’t seen tihs wun, ett wuz lubblee!
Oh, heers da reglar cartoonie vurshun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg1iXwgeZpg
that wuz grate!
“Nuffing moar suspicious tahn a walking stick!”
I found teh VHS for Rupert & the Pepper Rose on AmazonUK, but noe YewT00b clips. Still, was fun tew watch.
Sweet MOM!! Kittnz!!!
Derz kittnz!!!
Do u has Skype? I’m Elfination!
Ok more calmly now… my mamacat (Queen Katie) gave birth this evening
She had five, but one was stillborn. Of the other four, we have three girls and one boy…. the boy was born last, was breech (feetsfurst!) and got his silly big head stuck. I helped stretch her while she pushed … it took about six pushes but he was born with a big squish and started wiggling right away.
(I’ve started calling him “Mambo”, since he was fifth!) Mambo is a light gray tabby… there’s Mouse, his little sister, the other light gray tabby… she’s the smallest kitten but the loudest. The other two girls are a black-and-gray tabby and a brown-and-black-and-gray tabby. 
yay!!
Con Catshulaces, Elfi! 4 noo furry bebbehs, oh ai has sush a happitayl fur yew and QKatie!
Baybees!!!!!!! Skweeeeeeeeeeeee………………
Conkittylayshuns Katie an Elfie ♥♥♥♥♥
Dats teh bestest noos.
Trust teh boi to cawse teh prollumz!!!
*spin an twirl an caper an prance*
*doin teh pinkee baybee toepads danse* !!
Is sad bowt one goin ober teh brij,but it will be luffed an caered for by awl teh mamakittehs hoo alreddy der.
seamz liek ebberee buddee am steel een a pikkul wif teh kawndymintz in teh pantree??
habz 2 wayt 4 dem awl 2 git heer 4 teh drink n danz……
Oh, ob kors! Inna meen wile we can heer dis
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhRdT6mWE9I
I b finkin wii hab a partee heer noaw. Fer deh drinkes, sum lemonaide wif lotsz iyc kubes ‘cuz it b so freekin HOT owtside. Still rownd a hunert in deh shayde. Wif Elvis singing Teddy Bare. Wii can dans barefooted on deh beech.
Yay! Ai postid teh Elfis sawng, but WP eetid mai comintz
oooh fsk……… wen you puts a yootube link leave off the http part of the url…. puts teh www in front an will post rite away…..
yer odder wun will shoes up later on……… duzznt ask me wai.
Fanks Jamama, ai triied dat but nawt werk eever, WP is teh crankity nao aifinkso
sew yew haz teh url
hilite the http an teh //
delete
den adds www. in teh front…….
hope dis helps…….. werks for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYiSFFrDz1s&feature=related
Fanks jamama! Swoon, wusnt he teh awsum? Sew purty fur a man
*fsk gose intew her brayn tew fanta size yummy fots*
sumtymes ai laiks tew wach Dwight Yoakum tew, cuz himz has teh skinny legs and teh gud moves!!!
O hai cweenmj. Ai am heer. . .but still blak.
But Ai wud LUV to silly brate wif yoo!
An teh 12 dansing Conga Ratz will also dans fur yoo!
Teh lemon aide soundz reelee gud. Purrhaps sum aie screem too???
Iz yur beech sandee?? Cud bee fun to dans bear footed on teh beech. But waht kind ov dans shud we doo???
Hai Janet!! u will hasz 2 dansing wifowt mii.
it b tiyme 2 get reddee fer *cue Maynard G Krebbs voyse* werk?
Shame joo has to go to werk an I has to go to bed, cos I’d reely liek to see what teh bear foot danss was liek. Pooh bear, polar bear, grizzli bear, BIGFOOT!
My conga rats too! Dahdahdahdah kik!
Oh! Werk! LOL! so wee will just do it anudder tyme!
u eetz da Pooh?
Woo!
.
How bout sometin tastier for tawp honors sillybrashun
.
Liek breth mintz
Yeay Cweenmj on the tawp spot wit deh pooh-bare! Is ‘proriate fer yew to hav such a q-t kitteh for yer nawt sekkund!
NO NOMNOMNOM ON TEH POOH
A deer frend from teh Finn-land used to kawl him “Vinnie the Pooch”…made him sound kinda gangsta.
He terrurized da hood. Luukhau jumpy Tigger alwais woz, an’ da beez kept having tu pai up in der protecshun rakkit.
winnie da pooh?
… will roo da day
contract-hitter kitteh takes job for Christopher Robbin
Oh noes, R day goin abtur a heffalump?
Or a woozle.
I thot it wud taste lyke cinamun?
A siminom bare? Sowndz yummee.
Yeh, but it nawt crunchee.
Iz a gummi baer?
In dis cays, pooh haz de beary gud flavr.
*chortle*
Ders a buuk wif resipeez kald “Cooking With Pooh”
…srsly
no joak. I gotz wun offa eebay! Gabe it to mai sisser fer Chrissmus.
icanhas beeeg hunny pot?
rawr… wer is my hunny… hehe
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
*ahem*
…mememememe…
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
Why does a chicken? I don’t know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie,
A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.
Ask me a riddle and I reply
Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.
— A. A. Milne
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(thunderous applaws bai floofee paws clapping)
BwavO!! Bwavo!! *klapitee, klapitee*
Yay CP!!!!
Yesss! That’s ware joo gawt joor naem from! I new it was familiar!
(Saouond ov longheld breff being releest to go wif JCH4K’s clapping an joyns in applawse).
Deer JCK4K – fankoo 4 teh otter post! I’d liek to chat maor nao but must go to bed! Pleez read mai messij! C U Soon! {{{JCH4K}}}
nite nite {{{{{{annyluvsprintie}}}}}}
OOOH, now I unnerstand, CP!!! fanks sew mush 4 sharing teh delishus pome!
Supurb! Bravo! Moar! Moar!
Dat waz awesome, Cottleston Pie!!!1! Thx 4 sharing!
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Jes Wunnerfull!!!!!
Must bee speshul fur poohbare3931 ~ Yay!
*a-hem*
If I were a bear,
And a big bear too,
I shouldn’t much care
If it froze or snew;
I shouldn’t much mind
If it snowed or friz–
I’d be all fur-lined
With a coat like his!
For I’d have fur boots and a brown fur wrap,
And brown fur knickers and a big fur cap.
I’d have a fur muffle-ruff to cover my jaws.
And brown fur mittens on my big brown paws.
With a big brown furry-down up to my head,
I’d sleep all the winter in a big fur bed.
A. A. Milne
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(MOAR thunderous applaws bai floofee paws clapping)
Thankee, thankee!
Nice one! LOL!
ferry, furry nyce, N deed!
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Anuvver Wunnerfull Wun!!!!!!!!
heeerz anovver wunnerful wun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Y6PXTNj98
Friz? I LOVE it!
Oh Bother
Tiddley pom….
Rum Tum Tiddle Um Tum.
Hai Kafleen!
Hello, there
O hai Kafleen!!
oh hai janet! u b up late 2nite. Did u hab a gud weekend?
Dis kitteh look ratter liek my Zeus kitteh! My kitteh Zeus has been mooning da light all dese munths???
Hope dis one turns out better dan Eyore, he gave me gas and grumpee littr box.
Hee gabe u GAS???
WUNT.
/Wutt? I’m a curreeurr….
Ohai, me too, hao did Eyore gib teh gas.
Kafleen, Ai seed Shrek (teh nawt sekond) lass nite & fot fondlee ob yew
Awww….dat gibs meh a verreh BIG happy.
I wunted to watch it tonite! Wiff mah son! Butt no. Hee wunted to watch
Fite Club.
Boyz.
hmph.
Hmph, n men tew! Mai hubby lubs tew wach UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) bawksing wif bear feetz kiks. Tew mush skreeming ‘Hert hims dis wai’, NAWT WANT! Ai fynds buuk to reeds.
Ai doan liek violinse eivver!!!
“wood yoo lyke 2 half bockes ob sh*t in yore haus? Git a kat.”
—the Onion
I say. Dat is a raddur splorty pikshur.
dis toy it ar mine.
Halp! Eye can’t type! splortashus kitteh is in-my-face. Litter-alley! I ‘dopted 2 ADORABULL TEensy-tinsie kittens last week, and the brother kttey lykes 2 kiss and smoo and play right in my fase!!!! Finely hee felld asleep. on my neck! OMGosh, R these babehz kyoot!!! they are tiney!!! like preemy babies. This is teh boi–awl grey an black–wiff strypes and swerlz—so sweet and luvvy-duvvy! His sister is even liddler–a petite orangy kat wiff same pattern ob strypes and swerlz. Looks lyke cinnamen buns on her sydes!
I found Brother and Sister on Craigs List, and teh womum hoo had them had found them half-ded inna ditch, and she feeded them spesul milk and nursed tehm to health. I lurv them 2 deth!!!!!!!! Hubby sez that 2 moar kats (I have a grown boi alreddy) is 2 much, and I hafta give won back. HOW? can I separate teh sibblings? tehy lubbs 2 play wiff tehr chudders, and I luff them soooo musch!
Oh kitkay, wut yoo r doin is teh WIN! Mebbeh gib hubby littel moor tyme adn he will fawlin lub jess lyk yoo! Dats wut happins in R howse. Wispurr to bebbeh kittehs tew git luvvy duvvy adn kiss adn shmoo to teh hubby … hao kin he rezist?
2 splortashus kitteez in deh face — sowndz like hebben!! shurelee deh hubbee will falling in lub wif dem 2. I hadding 3 kittehz in deh liddul howse 4 mennee yrs. Kittehz not taking up much space.
Ai dopted a noo born tuxee boi preemee kitteh wuz abandind adn dopted berry tinee nawt premee new born girl calico. Tooked care ob bofe, feed tuubs adn awl kynds ob skeery stuff. Poor liddel girl didnt make it (oh sew sad, ai kried sew mush). Premee boi wuz awl aloan sew ai fownd a small stufft aminal (baby lolrus) sew hims wood hab sumfin sawf tew be necks tew. Tuxee boi Roscoe growed up to be beeg kitteh adn still carried hims little bebbeh ebryware! Hims wood gets upset wen he cawled owt fur lolrus adn coodnt fynd it rite awai. Wuz sew cyoot!
dat iz such a sweeeeeeeeet storee
long time ago mai naybor ladeee maded a crocheted ball for teh goggie…mai mamakitty ended up wif it and used to carry it around crying……laik seh wuz carryin her babies round……. nawt sew much innymoar
I like how you made “kyoot!!!” and “tiney!!!” bold.
The kitteh is adorable, but, for reasons I can’t explain, I don’t find the caption all that funneh. Oh well, I’m used to being an outcast.
Ai agwee wiv u, der iz 2 much yukkee stuffs – Ai fink teh peepl hoo rite capshuns liek dis aer bit twistid. Less scatolojee, moar katolojee plsyhxk.
Poor Winnie teh Pooh!
Oh I lurves the winneh! I am FROM Winnipeg, I LIVE in Winnipeg, and that’s wha the lil bear is named after! We are edumacated at an early age about dat bear.
Just didn’t find the caption funneh, I dunno…
brane sergeon kitteh
is performeng a lobeartomy
Iss Dr. Tinycat?
dat sooooo funny i actualy get dis one *wink*
Wel, yuu kan rlly sea taht Pooh Bear bees kitteh’s BFF;
Gess PB wil wynde up liek teh Vehlviteen Rahbbitt: Wel Woarn adn Luvved!!!!!
awwwwww
Dadcat? *kyureeus, innosent fayse*
Mebeh it maek u poop rainbows
HA HA HA! so funnay!