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Ai needz a lubbin
An YOO, annipuss, needz a dans! Teh dans ov joi to sillybrate yur verree fine (an pikchure appropreeate – wich we awl appresheate!!)
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Ai uzed to be bedder wif teh dansing! Maybee soon ai will be bak in mai former form!
But fur nao – *dans dans dans TWERL dans dans dans SWOOOOOPPPP aroudn teh room
dans dans dans LEAP LEAP LEAP. Sit sit sit an sip sip sip teh cawffee! LOL!
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But – if enebuddee showz up awn this SLOOOOOW veree rainee heer Sunday morning – we cud hav a BRUNCH!!! Brunch werks fur ebreebuddee – eben teh TTI ers – cus it luks laik sumthing to eet in teh afternoon.
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BRUNCH EBREEWUN
Ai’m bringing blooberree an cherreee scones (fresh frum ar neerby bakeree) wif budder!
An freshlee ground cawfee maed wif mai “Indio” blend mai frenz send mee frum Stuttgart! An creem, milk, demarara shugar (oar splenda. . fur those hoo. . .yoo know!}
Ai’ll joyn yu fur a cawde – Ai can has a brake fur ebberee 5 paypers Ai mark (taeks me bowt an howr!). Ai luk forwerd to teh bad paypers cos tehy is kwik to mark “Teh pali wus gud. Ai lykd it” = D- !
LOL!! an gud morinig/afternoon Ruth!
OAR shud ai say – AMBERCAT in Dee Skyez! /
What ar teh ajez ov teh stoodentz hooz paypurs yoo ar marking. Ar at leest SUM ov teh gud an werthwile reeding?
Tehy is sebenteen, an haff wai thru teh corse taht get tehm into uni. Som R ok, but mennee has maed a bad choyse on wich plai to ryt abowt, or donut get wot the kwestyun is arsking, or wernt lisnin in class sinse larst September!
Gud morning Janet!! Deh brunch sowndz sooo gud. *sipping deh kawfee.* mmmmm. I’ll bring sum home fried taters. Wif onyunz, green pepperz, mushruumz, adn a bit uv selleree. sizzul, sizzul, sizzul. Seasoned wif sum garlic pepper.
Hmmmmmmm YUM! Garlic PEPPER???? Dint know there wuz such a thing!
Ai need to get AWT moar!
*teh Elfi slinkz in*
OMG I can haz kawfee an’ sum intellijunt konvursaeshin pliz?
Mai kan ov paent whut I put on teh wawlz, it nawt varee konvursaeshunil.
Teh kittehs, dey is in teh offiss so dey nawt pat-pat-pat teh paentid wawlz….. PreggoKat frum owtsaid nowe iz teh livvin’ insied wif me, too. Iz juz ’til she popz den I taek hur to teh Kitteh Sankshooaree whar kittehz an’ kitnz ar varee happee ’til dem iz ‘dopted.
Pregokat iz nao naemd Queen Katie, an’ she iz naiss kitteh. abowt a yeer old, problee furzt preggonsee foar hur. She ar funneh, she nont growl at teh othr kittehs, she juz smak-smak-smak her mouf. Lol. She went to teh vetz0r, got chekd owt an’ tezts neggativ foar FELV/FIV so iz okeh foar hur to be hangzowt heer.
I still varee mush paent teh wawlz an’ putz teh floring down on teh flore but … iz varee dapresst an’ sad.
{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}}}
Dis iz gud plais 2 cum iffn u haz a sad – ebbrywun halps 2 maek u feel a liddle bedder. Ai hoep it wurks fur u, elfi {{{{{{elfi}}}}}}
Yah. Mai fren’ will helps me wif teh haus too, him sed. I hoap him duz halp.
Deed yore mommacat maek ett tew OK okay? Oar nawt yet?
Ohai sweet MOM!
Akshulie, teh QueenKatie ar juz owtsaid kitteh whut haz ‘doptid meh. She kurrintlee bees alwaez at my side, varee luvvy an’ such. She ar varee klozz to givin’ birf… we can has kitnz any dae nao! Teh laedee at teh sankshooaree (Angie) azkd meh to try to rekord teh kitnz bein’ bornded bakuz den she pozt teh vidyo wif bioz ov eech kitn when dey reddy foar adopshin. SHe sed it maek kitnz bees adoptid faztur.
I laik hur styl.
’bout a week ago, I went owtsaid to feed teh niess kitteh owtsaid whut I feedz, and she juz kaem in an ‘nownced “ok dis ar gud plaess foar kitnz be bornded, yesh?” I wuz laik, uh…. okae, I guess? But yu needz goez to teh vetz0r if yu wanna be insaid kitteh wif mai kityz. My vetz0r didn’t charge me for the exam, just for the FELV/FIV test and the de-wormer meds.
yay.
Oh, elfi – we can’t hab u bean sad!
Iz teh weather nice and u can taek KB out on hims leesh fur a walk in teh yard? U juss luk at dat KB bebeh and see hao u saved hims life and hao happeh he is nao. U didz such a gud fing with him and nao KB gibs u snorgles and shmoo to fank u – ebery dai.
Doan fink about teh stoopy paint. Iffs it doan hab a heartbeat, it doan matter. Go rub teh preggy bellee and fink ov teh kyoot liddle faces dat r waiting to see u. Fink bout teh kyoot – nawt teh paint.
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Heer, hab a coffee cake dat I baked in muffin cups (IRL). There iz a layer ov streusal inside, as well as on top. They r still warm. Duz u needz sum buddar? There r plenty fur ebery won!
I tryz to fink abowt teh kyoot az mush az possibul. KB an’ me been hasing snorgls… an’ him went wif meh to GurlCat’s vet ‘poyntmint. Vet wuz laik, OHAI karmicBalance! U iz sush hansum boi!!
Teh lil’ kitunz, dey wigglwiggle inside GurlCat’s tummeh, dat ar also varee kyut.
I pats her, an’ I feelz little mini hed-bumps an wiggls an’ kix. I cant waet to see teh lil kitunz.
Ders a sankshooaree whar teh mama an’ kitnz can go, an’ den dey bees ‘dopted latur. Teh kitunz be kept wif mamacat ’til they naturally weend in teh “maturnitee ward” den dey goze to teh “toddlr ruum” whar dey plaez wif othr kitnz der aej (8-12 weeks) … teh kitns an mamakats also gits rily gud natchuril fuud – ladee hoo owns teh plaess bees keepin’ chikinz an’ feedz teh fresh egz to teh kitiz wif der fuud.
iz win foar kitiz. 
Teh laedee bees OK if I wanna giv PregoCat to her befoar she pops0rz but I sed I wanna keeps her thru teh birf ov teh kitnz an’ watch hur an’ snorgl hur… Teh laedee sed dat OK wif hur too kuz den it wun moar birf she nont’ gotta be werryd abowt.
I be givvin hur a donaeshin foar Mamakat to be spaydid aftr teh kitns ar weend, an’ I gonna giv her a lil’ xtra foar eech kitn to maek shur dey iz awl spayd an’ nootrd. 
NEWAE, I tryz to fokuzz on teh fuzzehs. But …. teh haus iz a big projek an’ I gots to do it too.
*noms teh muffincaeks* Yum!!!
fankoo, Romeow!
–Elfi
Hoep yuu ar feelyng beddure sune, Elfie;
Weez hebbin yuu iyn owt thots
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Elfi – so gud of yu to taik in preggocat. Ai’m glad yu have a plais to taek her and kittes – getting kittehs adoppid is prblm wiv mai kittehs frum owtside preggocat. TOO MENNY CATTS in dis howse. Supr kyuut butt tehy kan go to dair forevr hoams noow?
{{{hugs}}} >^..^<
Mmm, brunch! I bringz da shortceks wiv strumberries an peechuz I just maded!
*whipz up som kreem foar shortkaek* Yummeh!!
aill bring tree quiches – one wiff spinach and feta, and one wiff sausages and mushrooms, and one wiff seafood and herbses. we can feed lots ov peeps wiff tree quiches.
Mmmmm…spin and feta…nom nom nom.
I tawted that I asked annipuss wut she wanted foar drinksies & danses. Didn’t I con cat shoelace yew, annipuss? If I messed up, I sry…sleep-depribed.
Das otay – Ai noe dat wiv awl teh diffrunt tiemz, sum peepls iz jus got up an not reelee waket up, an uvverz iz reddee 4 bed an tyred. Bedder layt dan nebber!
O, we iz bofe stoopy! u did con cat. mee, jus b4 u splortid an Ai got teh CCC ober. After u woz fikst, Ai sed Ai’d hab sum cawfee!
l Lookie down dere!
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tanks, annipuss. I knoe I has on;y one braen cell left, an it alwayz freatens to go on striek, but *jeez*!
also, can you bizit teh ‘weekendz potato head’ fread? I knoes I not a model ICHC’er, but un-answered queshunz, I haz dem.
kthxbai
Ai hadded a luk at teh fred – u axt 2 kwestyuns – “hoo iz lucifer” an haow 2 get an abatar.
Lucifer iz a fayrlee ruglar poster heer.
Haow 2 get an abatar. Goe 2 http://www.WordPress.com an sumware ther is a paij dat tellz u haow 2 do it. Ai did it, but don `member haow!
iffn yew mite be lukking 4 an avatar, sumwun sended me alink tew http://www.avatarist.com
Con cat’s shoe laces, anniepuss, on yur knot sekund! Drinksies? Dancies?
Oh, and kitteh, yoo can has anyfing yoo wantz! *snorgle* SPLORT!
Oh deer, CCC coming, hold on!
Sweep up branes
Scoop dem up an pour bakk in owl’s hedd
Fastin on 50 bavin cap wiv plentee uv ducky taep
add CHRG (wdoi) fur ekstra protekshun
Hand owl sum hot choklit, a choklitt possum an a flooffee blankit wiv owls on.
Thare, rest awile in teh splort recubberee lownj.
Thare, naow Ai can sai thx for con cats – jus tiem fur sum cawfee b4 Ai goe owt fur teh papurs.
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, annipuss, *choklitt possum*!!! Yew *spoil* me! Also, fanky for blankit, hawt choklit…oh, and branes sweepie/scoopie. I will, indeed, need to rest naow. My own ebil, lurvable kitteh, Zeus, woked meh up at 4:30 AM US Eastern Tiem…after I wented to my nest at 2:30 US Eastern Tiem…ebil, ebil Alarm Cat!
Kitteh onlee wantid 2 plai!
yeah, dat wut him say…still ebil.
Hep me! I is scairt of yoor Hush Puppies!
*snert en LOL *
Awwww!! so sweeeet!!!
U’s so taaaaaall!! Don’ squish me!!!
Little bebbeh kitteh, u can haz up and get endless snorgles.
If yu donut gib me up volup…vonul…vulon….wivowt arskin, Ai will yuse all mai teeny, tiny, needul-sharp oynty end to clym up yur trowser leg!
Ouchie!
*snerk* But ittehbittehkitteh knos she can rely awn her splortatiousnessess to be forgiven for ennee payn inflicted!
OO! Ai lub teh wurd “splortatiousnessess”. Iz berry clebber adn deeskriptif!
yez, you can haz up. cute alwaez shud be on teh top floarz.
Hey Eberbodies ,
My lastest day at teh Animal Serbicez will be July 3. Dis is gud but sad. I liek mah job much-still sad at tiems-to helpz teh pupper/kittehs. But I bringed hoem new beebee. Duh. I hab much Furkids, what one moar? So I bring hoem Isabeau, a 3 month old Aussie/Chow beebee. She is grey (blue) with teh most amzing yellow/grey/green eyeballz.
It were lub at first siet for Shaungrl. Teh Peep Major were so nice. He gib her to me for teh gud jobz I do for dem. They willz spay, shots, meds (slight URI nows) all for freeze. YEA. So, now teh Shaungrl Mommie hab 4 puppers, 4 kittehs and teh birdee. And kitteh brudders liek new babee, dey plway adn plway wit her. Let her chasez dem. Iz toooo ssweet.
{{{{{shaungirl}}}} What happee NOO! An luckki luckki Isabeau – to hav found such a warm an loving furebber hoam!
An waht fun fur teh kitteh brudders! Wish ai cud see it!
AND hao nice ov teh Peep Major (Peep Major????) to gib her too hoo – an pay fur awl ov teh necessitees!
peep major=manager person in charge of shelter
{{{{{shaungrl}}}}}
Yu shud bii gibbin ahn award!!!!! Iz teh knobul fing yu duz. (Aye happiii tu ignoor gratuitis snorgulin) Yu Rok!!!
Hai, shaungrl. Jus wanted tew intro…inter…say ‘hi’ for furst tiem. Ai fink it’s grate that yew werk at a rescue plaec. My Zeus kitteh ‘dopted me wen I bisitated ouer rescue plaec. Him’s my furvest-frum-last kitteh uv my berry oan.
I tel yew teh whole stoary if yew tell me wut tew dew after I clicky yoar naem…if yew want.
kthxbai
Ur weelcomz to be posting to me at:
clay@shaunmullin.com
dis my business email-it alreedz be pubwic. My “shaungrl” be tied to Etsy stoar whar I be sellin my pottree. You haz to sinz up to email thru teh system.
Yuu ar a verree spehshul Cheez Frend;
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Ai promisez to nawt abuze da e-meow pribiledge…and fank yew…and niec to have meeting wif yew.
Yeah fur shaungrl! I r bery happitayle fur u noo pupper!
I bringed u a noo brush fur ur noo bebeh!
u can has tummy rub tu, an skritchs unner da chin
Adn a liddul eer rub. *sigh* Ok, i rub uzzer eer, 2.
An sum hedbumps! an sum nozie smoochees. an sum toepad admirings!
Up iz good, babeh kat. Jes do not purch on the topmst ub mai hed.
Yur pointeh endz is SHARP!
We can dans togedder for de not-seccund of Annipus.
Drinkses of creem for deh kitteh, an T for mee!
Iz earlee in moarning in USub A.
‘Sploatr!’ayshuss Kitteh
needz an upz. Tyyrd ubz shaddoz
chaysseeng himz awwwwwl day
Dis Beeg Gye fillz t3h
bill. Iee cawntakkt iz crooshull
2 Kittteh’z grand skeem
Beeg Gye shoodz knoez dat
itteebittee Kitteh iz
soopurbz ‘Chikk Magnett’
Jakk iz standeeng bye
noo andz improovd CCC
juss in cayss ubs ‘Sploart!’z
Jack.
Eerly mornin splortage fer Goosey. Ai left mai CHRG onna bedsied taybull. Wun luk at teh kitteh and den Biff Bang Boom – SSSSPPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRRRTTTTT!!! all ober teh keybored. Halp JD!!
Ohai, goosee!
Juss leanz bakk. Dis woan’tz
taykz a minnit! Tryz owt noo
vakkyuum scoopee feeng
Poarz goossee’z Braynz
bakk wayr dayz beeelawngz. Applyez
Buddafly Band-Aydz
Cleenz goossee’z fayse and
‘Snap!’z awn t3h Hebbee Dootee
CHRG…. U
wantz Bunnjee Coardz
oarz Dukkt Tayp, goosee? Can haz
Frozinn Millkee Way
oarz Hurrshee Bawr wiff
awllmundz? Awllso habz flooffee
blankitt juss 4 U
Habz Redd Zeengurr, Iee
Bryte oarz Sleepee Tymez Tee. Dey
nawmee wiff Choklitt
Jack.
Fanks JD. Ai feelz mutsch bedder nau. Ai wud liek teh Hurshee wiff awlmundz ana bungee cordz. I can has Sleepee Tymez Tee? Iz gonna taek a widdle nappee awl cuddlez inna floofee blankee.
{{{{{JD}}}}}
Jack???? Noo andz improovd CCC???? Waht hav ai miszt? Waht ar teh improovminz? Where did it happen? Oh! THIS iz waht happens when stoopee IRL interfears wif ICHC Plaiy Tiem!
Ai hav miszt at leest elebenty duzen pikchurs in teh past several weeks. Will ai ebber ketchup again??
Howebber – ai am glad WUN thing haz nawt changed – and taht is yoo remayn a faythfull gardian ov teh CCC, awl itz suppliez – an teh saeftee ov teh splorted wuns!
Does your dog bite?
Noe, mai dogg duz nawt bite, eet iz nawt mai dog!
No. but dey is tired adn r barkin.
Ohai yall. Berry cyoot kitteh! Ai yam triin tew figger owt wut is ober shoo onna pans laig, kyna luks lyk hand inna pokkit, butt depf nawt rite…ennybuddee no?
Inless gui has sooper beeg feetz and sooper smolol hans
Iz finkin iz juss teh angul ob teh lite awh teh fold ob teh matte-tearyul, Wut iz puzzlin mii iz ware teh pix wuz tuukt. Beri nys collur , gud uze ob tectchur, oberawl beri gud compost, nawt rite werd, compo-sumpin. Iz bii Espana, maibii? Oar cud bii spiffii-niftii plais en PA witch haz mush tylez colexted?
Hmmm, maibii shud taeks sew-kewt kitteh hoem adn akz deze kwestshunz ober boul ub milk…..
Luks laik sum place in Turkee to mee. Taht wuz mai furst guess. Just went bak to luk again. Itz still mai guess. But – purrrrrrrhaps sumwun will sho up hoo REELEE knows.
Cud happen! LOl and
An ai’m SHUR lidlle kitteh wud want to go haom wif yoo!!
Turkee iz gud guezz tu….. Aye wuz finkin on teh Moorish inflewenza ob teh Al’s-hamburger…
Dis cawls fur sum Moor ob yur cawfee adn skonez, iffin wud nawt bii tu oink-ish ob mii? Sew gud en teh mawnin, adn bery conducib tu ponderin anteek glazez wif snorgulz…
Hai Smammie;
Ai seed awn yuur poast yesturdaiy taht yuur goggie wented oaver teh raynebow bridj; Ai wuntid tuu reply tuu yuur poast, butt Ai cudn’t geyt iyn;
Soe sorree foar yuu adn Mr. Pjammie; Ai nebber rlly gotted oaver mai blak Lolbradoare goeiyng oaver teh bridj;
Mebbee yuu kan sumetiem geyt a neu goggie puppeh tuu fillez teh void;
Iyt taikes tiem tuu recubber; Ai knoes!!!!!
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Thnx {{{{{cheshirekittehkat}}}}} iz teh tru, taekz tiem, Aye noa, fur dis wuz nawt teh furst tiem hadz tu “maek teh cawl”, adn duz nawt gitz e-z-ur wif praktiss. Stihl haz mai kat adn ahaf, adn mai udder goggie … cawled Nessie, butz noan az Winkie, Teh Wun-eyed Wunner Dawg, iz juss nawt teh saem fur enny ob uz wiffowt “The Lard of the Manor” adn hiz fat-fuzzeh butt…. drat.. Aive upset miiselb agin, bedder go getz teh cold wash cloth noa.
Ai fink it iz jus dat himz trousis iz 2 long 2 hang strate doun.
Aaw, joo can has up…an snorglz an…an…SPLORT
…I can has Dr Tinycat?
Yu’ll has to arsk Dave!
Ruth! LOl! ROFL!! YOOO hav a wikked streek at leest a myol deep! LOL!!!
Oh deer deh eerlee morning splortz awlwayz b deh surprize! I heer to helping u noaw.
*runz in wif teh CCC.
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a liddul pile.
*Scoopee, scoop, scoop.
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh dukkee tayp.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
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Oopsee!! awlmost fergotted (still eerlee heer) heerz a chokklit possum, & a nice hot cuppa tee.
Ohai dayr, burnt iiez:
Dis nawt mayjurr ‘Sploart!’
Fyndz skweejee, pan andz funnill.
Mawpz and skweejeez awll
arowndz. Braynz awllz in
wun peese wayr itz beelawngz. U
still wiff meh, burnt iiez?
U wantz noo ‘Cat’z Ieez
Sunglassez? Habz bunnehz awn
t3h insyde 2 cutz
daown awn layturr ‘Sploart!’z.
Buttafly Band-Aydz to stawp
seepijj. Awllso habz
noo CHRG.
U can haz Dukkt Tayp, Vellkro
oarz nyss Bunjee Coardz
Oapinzz bin 4 sawfft
blankittz. Oapinzz kewllurr 4
Froazin Millkee Wayz
Awllso habz Thurmuss
Bawtillz for awll kyndz ubz Teez.
U wantz Ornjj Peeko?
Jack.
Ohai dayr, Janet:
Thot I’d add sum nyss
ree-yoozibill feengz 4 t3h
CHRGz. Dukkt
Tayp can haz messee
andz ‘Owweee!’z 4 doze wiff lawwwwwwng
hayr. Bunjee Coardz andz
Vellkro canz beeez washt
andz yuzed aginn. CCC
habz ekstra beeg binz
4 Blankittz andz Band-
Aydz andz noo CHRGz.
Awllso kewlurrz 4
Froazin Milkee Ways,
Roloz and Hurshee Bawrz wiff
awllmundz. Habz Thurmuss
Bawtillz 4 awll kundz
Teez. Eeben noo Martoonee
Shaykurr 4 ‘Sploart!’eez
Jack.
Choisez, choisez. Jack’s improovmints r a wunnerfild ting!
iz maekin mii fink Aye mite kneadz tu stair ah liddle klosur tu kyootea-pii kitteh, juss tu gitz teh frohzun Hurshee Bawr… hmmmm, plotz teh smammie.
Nopez, iz duin fien wiff the lubberli cawfee adn skonez frum teh moas jenerus Ms. JCH4K. Aisle bii gud tudai.
Big Gui sez ‘Ai r ipurvius 2 ur cyootness… aww… teh eyes… teh widdle noes… does cyootz widdle pointy ends… I will lubs you and hugz you and calls u jorj…’ Hand descends from great height ‘Cwimb upz widdle guy… Ai surrendaz’
Awwwww! *sniff* Soooo sweeet! Happee ending.
Fanks you…Ai lubs teh happytail endingz…
Ai reprezent teh ittehbittehkittehcommitteh. Haz y00 herd teh gud newz abowt Ceiling Cat?
Our Gizmo kitteh has been missing-in-action since Thursday. Please send hopeful thoughts! I’m printing out some more “Lost” flyers now… He’s a rescue cat and we’ve had him for 9 years; he’s our pal and my Hubkitteh is v. v. sad (me too).
Oh noez!! Hab u asked deh nayborz 2 chek in deh g’rajez? Sumtimez deh kitteh sneekz in wen deh g’raj door gitz opund adn den gitz trapped inside deh g’raj.
Thx, cweenmj. Yus, hab aksed awl roundabowts. One taime Gizmo wuz trabbed in a garaj but we hurd him; once got in attik but hurd him agen, tho haz a bery bery liddle voise. Oh mai. Hopeing, hopeing… Goin owt wid more flyers…
{{{{{poohbear}}}}}
Ai hoep he cumz hoem soon, awl saef adn sownd.
Thx, marymary, fur teh gud wishes.
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Haz mai prayerz fur yu. Alsew, sumtiemz kittehz taek teh walk-abowt. Mii Stinkie op adn decidud wun dai tu dizapear, adn showd op 3 weakz lader, acrost teh stret, adn won’t cum hoom stil. Sitz ahn nayburrz porch adn maeks razzie fais atz mii. Wii fink shii juss haz cat-itude adn noa larf abowt hurr, butt wuz skary-wurri wehn furst happened. Nayburrz (beri old nyse ladii) sez hur haz scene dis menny tiemz B4, and putz owt teh gushifud fur hurr. Aye iz stil weightin wif teh Hav-a-hart, tu noe avail….
Thx fur teh gud wishes an prayerz, smammie. Mebbe ol ladieh putz secret kittehnip noms in gushifud an on porch fur Stinkie! Ol ladiehs can bee bery cunning, y00 knoa…
lol… iz tru, butz nawt mai naybur. Wii haz bin ahn teh saem misshun fur yrz. Captur awl teh feralz adn gitz dem “fixed”. Naybur’z Greybee iz litter-mate tu mai Stinkie (wuz once ah fambly on teh stret hu mobed adn leff teh beri, beri pregamint mom-cat behine) itt tuuk a gud seben mumphs tu git dem awl… stil haz teh scarz.
Wut iz teh hoot: Stinkie adn Graybee canna stadn eech udder. Sit ahn teh porch adn hiss moast ob dai.
Yay smammie, gud but bery tuf wurk! Wun ideah: Stinkie not liking hiz name mebbe? Awl kittehs mus have two namez….
Lotsa good totz an prayrz for Gizmokitteh tu go HOME to worried peeps! I hopz he goz hom rite awai so yu don’t hav tu kip worryin.
Go HOME, Gizmokitteh!
Thx, saxikath! Crossing pawz an eberifing fur Gizmokitteh. Gizmo shaped whole-in-teh-hearts here… Nine years gud tyme tho, after bery bad start in life.
Teh kewtness iz killin me *falls ded*
Oh deer!! Man down!! A liddul help over heer!!??!!?!!!?!!!?!!!
Skweezez Skweekee Toy
2 getz Sakee’z ree~akkshun.
No habz ‘Sploart!’, juss stunnd
Krakkz vyle ubz ‘Essenss
Ubz Lazawnnya’ andz wayvz it
unner Sakee’s noze
Sakee’z iees flutturr
oapunn. Nyss cuppa ‘Iee
Bryte’ Tee andz handfull
ubz froazinn Roloz
4 Sakee 2 nom. Keepz noo
CHRG cloass.
Jack.
Danks! But i is a femail. Danks n-e-way :3. And i luvz tee :3
Hai, Sakee.
sowwee. Sum tiymez is hard 2 b telling deh gurlz frum deh boiz. Guess dat shudda ben “purrsa nel” down. Hopes u like playing heer. 
Mei bebe axs me dis. she holds upher pws to seh, “pik me up!” But she’s older and biger. AND CUTER.
Kyooter! Srsly? Hao du u keap form splortin ebbery dae?
Mai momcat had a kitteh hoo did dat. she wud stand up an grab hold wid teh teeny pointee endz an den say “mee, mee” translation: i can has up?
tanx for da cofee..does anybudee know if sumwun doptid da kitteh? im werried bout him/her,skones yummy too
splort.
Unuzzer cween? I musting 2 hepping her.
*dragz in teh CCC.
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee gitting awl deh braynez.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee dehm bak in2 deh hed,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee pinkee blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
U b resting noaw.
Perfekly roun kitteh.
U can has up–
No can has downe.
Ai agree.
Kyoot bebeh kitteh’s paws will neber touch teh floor again.
Ooooohhhh!!Cyute kitteh!Uv CORSE you kan haz up!! *SPLORT*
I needs CCC tho!I gonna faynt frum da cyuteniss!
Wuv, Kathy (aka Katzi)
Ai reskuus yuu beelow;
Oh iz soooo funnee!
Wow.inever knew kittehs wanted up!
ok, burfdayfairy gotstodothisfast beforeshesplortsplusshes gottagogetherz sunnydayskoollessun reddyfortehkidlets ankantwayttoreedallob jackslolkustodaysoheergoez:
HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lukurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! hab some homemade caek an som cweenfetti-inspird konfettis:
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*splort* toolate…..
Ai kan haz tu rehskuue yuu beelow;
Hey, I no splort at this…
SPLORT!
Ratz…
OK: Katzi 428, Birfday Fairy, adn Kitteh Kat Celia:
Ai wil reskuue yuu awl tugevver:
Heer cums CCC wif taht krazee kitteh drivure agin; hims drivez soe turribul
Geyts BRVM adn vakuumez up alla braynes iyndeevyduallee; triez tuu keape tehm sehparite (hmmm, tehms keapes runnyng awai; geyt bak heer); ploppez tehm inna awl teh threie hed; (hoep iyts bees rite); geyts duckee taipe adn taipez ebbereeboddee up (butt nawt tugevver); geyts pynk, bloo, adn burpel sawft blankees wif kitteh, duckee, adn lollofant printses onnem; gibbs tuu Katzi, BF, adn KKC;
Geyts taul pynkee lehmonayde drinkees adn chokomalit possums adn gibbs tuu ebbereeboddee;
OK, naow awl ov yuu goez tuu sleap adn taike a nappee; yuu wil feal beadure sune;
Tank you. *snoozies*
oh, fank yoo, ckk. tahtz verry kind ob yoo. not shur it makes much diffruns if
my brayns ar in or owt, but teh chonklit an lemonade iz gud an i will now takes
a nice nap wif a soft burple lollyfant blankie.
That’s just too funny!
Nice!
Hart-braker kitteh jes KNOES taht teh taull purrsohn wil pik her up;
Awl her hasta duu iys batt hers liddel eise-layshes ayt hims;
tehn tuhrn up teh wattidge wif a byg kitteh smyol;
layst, her sez: purr, purr, purr, adn rubbez gainst hims pantses-legg;
Taht bees iyt: hims iys dune; hims hart bees kaptured;
hims piks her up, gibbs her a byg snorgle, shmoo, adn hed-bonk;
tehn hims carryies her aowf tuu hers neu foarebber hoem!!!!
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Ai wud givyu that an a lyftaim uv lurve an saftii. Lurve kittehs!
aww
u can haz a up andz a huggle
Elow there… can you lift me up and bring me home…
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don stepz on me!!
Aw, cute kitteh iz cute!
That is just so cute!!!!!
I can has favrit? Noo, they be stealin’ mai favrit buttun!
I can has favrit? Noo! They be stealin’ mai favrit buttun!
The cat is sooooo cute in that picture!!!! And he’s sooooo tiny!!!! But sooooo cute and tiny at the same time!!!!