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Ai needz a lubbin
An YOO, annipuss, needz a dans! Teh dans ov joi to sillybrate yur verree fine (an pikchure appropreeate - wich we awl appresheate!!)
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Ai uzed to be bedder wif teh dansing! Maybee soon ai will be bak in mai former form!
But fur nao - *dans dans dans TWERL dans dans dans SWOOOOOPPPP aroudn teh room
dans dans dans LEAP LEAP LEAP. Sit sit sit an sip sip sip teh cawffee! LOL!
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But - if enebuddee showz up awn this SLOOOOOW veree rainee heer Sunday morning - we cud hav a BRUNCH!!! Brunch werks fur ebreebuddee - eben teh TTI ers - cus it luks laik sumthing to eet in teh afternoon.
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BRUNCH EBREEWUN
Ai’m bringing blooberree an cherreee scones (fresh frum ar neerby bakeree) wif budder!
An freshlee ground cawfee maed wif mai “Indio” blend mai frenz send mee frum Stuttgart! An creem, milk, demarara shugar (oar splenda. . fur those hoo. . .yoo know!}
Ai’ll joyn yu fur a cawde - Ai can has a brake fur ebberee 5 paypers Ai mark (taeks me bowt an howr!). Ai luk forwerd to teh bad paypers cos tehy is kwik to mark “Teh pali wus gud. Ai lykd it” = D- !
LOL!! an gud morinig/afternoon Ruth!
OAR shud ai say - AMBERCAT in Dee Skyez! /
What ar teh ajez ov teh stoodentz hooz paypurs yoo ar marking. Ar at leest SUM ov teh gud an werthwile reeding?
Tehy is sebenteen, an haff wai thru teh corse taht get tehm into uni. Som R ok, but mennee has maed a bad choyse on wich plai to ryt abowt, or donut get wot the kwestyun is arsking, or wernt lisnin in class sinse larst September!
Gud morning Janet!! Deh brunch sowndz sooo gud. *sipping deh kawfee.* mmmmm. I’ll bring sum home fried taters. Wif onyunz, green pepperz, mushruumz, adn a bit uv selleree. sizzul, sizzul, sizzul. Seasoned wif sum garlic pepper.
Hmmmmmmm YUM! Garlic PEPPER???? Dint know there wuz such a thing!
Ai need to get AWT moar!
*teh Elfi slinkz in*
OMG I can haz kawfee an’ sum intellijunt konvursaeshin pliz?
Mai kan ov paent whut I put on teh wawlz, it nawt varee konvursaeshunil.
Teh kittehs, dey is in teh offiss so dey nawt pat-pat-pat teh paentid wawlz….. PreggoKat frum owtsaid nowe iz teh livvin’ insied wif me, too. Iz juz ’til she popz den I taek hur to teh Kitteh Sankshooaree whar kittehz an’ kitnz ar varee happee ’til dem iz ‘dopted.
Pregokat iz nao naemd Queen Katie, an’ she iz naiss kitteh. abowt a yeer old, problee furzt preggonsee foar hur. She ar funneh, she nont growl at teh othr kittehs, she juz smak-smak-smak her mouf. Lol. She went to teh vetz0r, got chekd owt an’ tezts neggativ foar FELV/FIV so iz okeh foar hur to be hangzowt heer.
I still varee mush paent teh wawlz an’ putz teh floring down on teh flore but … iz varee dapresst an’ sad.
{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}}}
Dis iz gud plais 2 cum iffn u haz a sad - ebbrywun halps 2 maek u feel a liddle bedder. Ai hoep it wurks fur u, elfi {{{{{{elfi}}}}}}
Yah. Mai fren’ will helps me wif teh haus too, him sed. I hoap him duz halp.
Deed yore mommacat maek ett tew OK okay? Oar nawt yet?
Ohai sweet MOM!
Akshulie, teh QueenKatie ar juz owtsaid kitteh whut haz ‘doptid meh. She kurrintlee bees alwaez at my side, varee luvvy an’ such. She ar varee klozz to givin’ birf… we can has kitnz any dae nao! Teh laedee at teh sankshooaree (Angie) azkd meh to try to rekord teh kitnz bein’ bornded bakuz den she pozt teh vidyo wif bioz ov eech kitn when dey reddy foar adopshin. SHe sed it maek kitnz bees adoptid faztur.
I laik hur styl.
’bout a week ago, I went owtsaid to feed teh niess kitteh owtsaid whut I feedz, and she juz kaem in an ‘nownced “ok dis ar gud plaess foar kitnz be bornded, yesh?” I wuz laik, uh…. okae, I guess? But yu needz goez to teh vetz0r if yu wanna be insaid kitteh wif mai kityz. My vetz0r didn’t charge me for the exam, just for the FELV/FIV test and the de-wormer meds.
yay.
Oh, elfi - we can’t hab u bean sad!
Iz teh weather nice and u can taek KB out on hims leesh fur a walk in teh yard? U juss luk at dat KB bebeh and see hao u saved hims life and hao happeh he is nao. U didz such a gud fing with him and nao KB gibs u snorgles and shmoo to fank u - ebery dai.
Doan fink about teh stoopy paint. Iffs it doan hab a heartbeat, it doan matter. Go rub teh preggy bellee and fink ov teh kyoot liddle faces dat r waiting to see u. Fink bout teh kyoot - nawt teh paint.
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Heer, hab a coffee cake dat I baked in muffin cups (IRL). There iz a layer ov streusal inside, as well as on top. They r still warm. Duz u needz sum buddar? There r plenty fur ebery won!
I tryz to fink abowt teh kyoot az mush az possibul. KB an’ me been hasing snorgls… an’ him went wif meh to GurlCat’s vet ‘poyntmint. Vet wuz laik, OHAI karmicBalance! U iz sush hansum boi!!
Teh lil’ kitunz, dey wigglwiggle inside GurlCat’s tummeh, dat ar also varee kyut.
I pats her, an’ I feelz little mini hed-bumps an wiggls an’ kix. I cant waet to see teh lil kitunz.
Ders a sankshooaree whar teh mama an’ kitnz can go, an’ den dey bees ‘dopted latur. Teh kitunz be kept wif mamacat ’til they naturally weend in teh “maturnitee ward” den dey goze to teh “toddlr ruum” whar dey plaez wif othr kitnz der aej (8-12 weeks) … teh kitns an mamakats also gits rily gud natchuril fuud - ladee hoo owns teh plaess bees keepin’ chikinz an’ feedz teh fresh egz to teh kitiz wif der fuud.
iz win foar kitiz. 
Teh laedee bees OK if I wanna giv PregoCat to her befoar she pops0rz but I sed I wanna keeps her thru teh birf ov teh kitnz an’ watch hur an’ snorgl hur… Teh laedee sed dat OK wif hur too kuz den it wun moar birf she nont’ gotta be werryd abowt.
I be givvin hur a donaeshin foar Mamakat to be spaydid aftr teh kitns ar weend, an’ I gonna giv her a lil’ xtra foar eech kitn to maek shur dey iz awl spayd an’ nootrd. 
NEWAE, I tryz to fokuzz on teh fuzzehs. But …. teh haus iz a big projek an’ I gots to do it too.
*noms teh muffincaeks* Yum!!!
fankoo, Romeow!
–Elfi
Hoep yuu ar feelyng beddure sune, Elfie;
Weez hebbin yuu iyn owt thots
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Elfi - so gud of yu to taik in preggocat. Ai’m glad yu have a plais to taek her and kittes - getting kittehs adoppid is prblm wiv mai kittehs frum owtside preggocat. TOO MENNY CATTS in dis howse. Supr kyuut butt tehy kan go to dair forevr hoams noow?
{{{hugs}}} >^..^<
Mmm, brunch! I bringz da shortceks wiv strumberries an peechuz I just maded!
*whipz up som kreem foar shortkaek* Yummeh!!
aill bring tree quiches - one wiff spinach and feta, and one wiff sausages and mushrooms, and one wiff seafood and herbses. we can feed lots ov peeps wiff tree quiches.
Mmmmm…spin and feta…nom nom nom.
I tawted that I asked annipuss wut she wanted foar drinksies & danses. Didn’t I con cat shoelace yew, annipuss? If I messed up, I sry…sleep-depribed.
Das otay - Ai noe dat wiv awl teh diffrunt tiemz, sum peepls iz jus got up an not reelee waket up, an uvverz iz reddee 4 bed an tyred. Bedder layt dan nebber!
O, we iz bofe stoopy! u did con cat. mee, jus b4 u splortid an Ai got teh CCC ober. After u woz fikst, Ai sed Ai’d hab sum cawfee!
l Lookie down dere!
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tanks, annipuss. I knoe I has on;y one braen cell left, an it alwayz freatens to go on striek, but *jeez*!
also, can you bizit teh ‘weekendz potato head’ fread? I knoes I not a model ICHC’er, but un-answered queshunz, I haz dem.
kthxbai
Ai hadded a luk at teh fred - u axt 2 kwestyuns - “hoo iz lucifer” an haow 2 get an abatar.
Lucifer iz a fayrlee ruglar poster heer.
Haow 2 get an abatar. Goe 2 http://www.WordPress.com an sumware ther is a paij dat tellz u haow 2 do it. Ai did it, but don `member haow!
iffn yew mite be lukking 4 an avatar, sumwun sended me alink tew http://www.avatarist.com
Con cat’s shoe laces, anniepuss, on yur knot sekund! Drinksies? Dancies?
Oh, and kitteh, yoo can has anyfing yoo wantz! *snorgle* SPLORT!
Oh deer, CCC coming, hold on!
Sweep up branes
Scoop dem up an pour bakk in owl’s hedd
Fastin on 50 bavin cap wiv plentee uv ducky taep
add CHRG (wdoi) fur ekstra protekshun
Hand owl sum hot choklit, a choklitt possum an a flooffee blankit wiv owls on.
Thare, rest awile in teh splort recubberee lownj.
Thare, naow Ai can sai thx for con cats - jus tiem fur sum cawfee b4 Ai goe owt fur teh papurs.
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, annipuss, *choklitt possum*!!! Yew *spoil* me! Also, fanky for blankit, hawt choklit…oh, and branes sweepie/scoopie. I will, indeed, need to rest naow. My own ebil, lurvable kitteh, Zeus, woked meh up at 4:30 AM US Eastern Tiem…after I wented to my nest at 2:30 US Eastern Tiem…ebil, ebil Alarm Cat!
Kitteh onlee wantid 2 plai!
yeah, dat wut him say…still ebil.
Hep me! I is scairt of yoor Hush Puppies!
*snert en LOL *
Awwww!! so sweeeet!!!
U’s so taaaaaall!! Don’ squish me!!!
Little bebbeh kitteh, u can haz up and get endless snorgles.
If yu donut gib me up volup…vonul…vulon….wivowt arskin, Ai will yuse all mai teeny, tiny, needul-sharp oynty end to clym up yur trowser leg!
Ouchie!
*snerk* But ittehbittehkitteh knos she can rely awn her splortatiousnessess to be forgiven for ennee payn inflicted!
OO! Ai lub teh wurd “splortatiousnessess”. Iz berry clebber adn deeskriptif!
yez, you can haz up. cute alwaez shud be on teh top floarz.
Hey Eberbodies ,
My lastest day at teh Animal Serbicez will be July 3. Dis is gud but sad. I liek mah job much-still sad at tiems-to helpz teh pupper/kittehs. But I bringed hoem new beebee. Duh. I hab much Furkids, what one moar? So I bring hoem Isabeau, a 3 month old Aussie/Chow beebee. She is grey (blue) with teh most amzing yellow/grey/green eyeballz.
It were lub at first siet for Shaungrl. Teh Peep Major were so nice. He gib her to me for teh gud jobz I do for dem. They willz spay, shots, meds (slight URI nows) all for freeze. YEA. So, now teh Shaungrl Mommie hab 4 puppers, 4 kittehs and teh birdee. And kitteh brudders liek new babee, dey plway adn plway wit her. Let her chasez dem. Iz toooo ssweet.
{{{{{shaungirl}}}} What happee NOO! An luckki luckki Isabeau - to hav found such a warm an loving furebber hoam!
An waht fun fur teh kitteh brudders! Wish ai cud see it!
AND hao nice ov teh Peep Major (Peep Major????) to gib her too hoo - an pay fur awl ov teh necessitees!
peep major=manager person in charge of shelter
{{{{{shaungrl}}}}}
Yu shud bii gibbin ahn award!!!!! Iz teh knobul fing yu duz. (Aye happiii tu ignoor gratuitis snorgulin) Yu Rok!!!
Hai, shaungrl. Jus wanted tew intro…inter…say ‘hi’ for furst tiem. Ai fink it’s grate that yew werk at a rescue plaec. My Zeus kitteh ‘dopted me wen I bisitated ouer rescue plaec. Him’s my furvest-frum-last kitteh uv my berry oan.
I tel yew teh whole stoary if yew tell me wut tew dew after I clicky yoar naem…if yew want.
kthxbai
Ur weelcomz to be posting to me at:
clay@shaunmullin.com
dis my business email-it alreedz be pubwic. My “shaungrl” be tied to Etsy stoar whar I be sellin my pottree. You haz to sinz up to email thru teh system.
Yuu ar a verree spehshul Cheez Frend;
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Shaungrl }}}}}}}}}}}}}♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ai promisez to nawt abuze da e-meow pribiledge…and fank yew…and niec to have meeting wif yew.
Yeah fur shaungrl! I r bery happitayle fur u noo pupper!
I bringed u a noo brush fur ur noo bebeh!
u can has tummy rub tu, an skritchs unner da chin
Adn a liddul eer rub. *sigh* Ok, i rub uzzer eer, 2.
An sum hedbumps! an sum nozie smoochees. an sum toepad admirings!
Up iz good, babeh kat. Jes do not purch on the topmst ub mai hed.
Yur pointeh endz is SHARP!
We can dans togedder for de not-seccund of Annipus.
Drinkses of creem for deh kitteh, an T for mee!
Iz earlee in moarning in USub A.
‘Sploatr!’ayshuss Kitteh
needz an upz. Tyyrd ubz shaddoz
chaysseeng himz awwwwwl day
Dis Beeg Gye fillz t3h
bill. Iee cawntakkt iz crooshull
2 Kittteh’z grand skeem
Beeg Gye shoodz knoez dat
itteebittee Kitteh iz
soopurbz ‘Chikk Magnett’
Jakk iz standeeng bye
noo andz improovd CCC
juss in cayss ubs ‘Sploart!’z
Jack.
Eerly mornin splortage fer Goosey. Ai left mai CHRG onna bedsied taybull. Wun luk at teh kitteh and den Biff Bang Boom - SSSSPPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRRRTTTTT!!! all ober teh keybored. Halp JD!!