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Dink frum toylit he sez. Tasts gud he sez. Dum dog.
goggie git bak at u 4 wut u did b4.
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I lovez dis one…
Except that the toilet is closed…
Kitteh closed it after climbing back out.
Dawg is current IN tollet, lid being holded down by kitteh.
Smart kitteh!
Conga rats, how to care for awl kinds of furry frenz
(an teh skin & hair &… wuz gud site… mai ‘net wandringz lemme show yew tehm.)
awl kinds.
oh, teh baybee bird izza new wun!!!
*flits happily*
*sobers up*
Yew doan rekomind skozing liddil bugs foar teh baybee birds, dewya?
Doan u wurry, SMOM, we onwee feeds bebeh burds froots and seeds.
Nao, iffs u see a “how to care for a baby ‘pider”, I wud run and hide.
U can always jump on beeg strong Romeow’s bak – he’ll protect u.
Yea!!!!
Kitteh-back ridin buglett!!
No, smart dog. He tricked the kitten. Also he’s not in the toilet. The lid is closed after the human got the kitten out. The dog is currently trying to put the clip on YouTube. Cause dogs are always smarter then cats.
Dogs rule, cats drool.
Ummm–ai doan FINK sew!
Wut, yu neber yuse a lidl toylit warder?
No, never.
Um, has some of my special lemonade?
eeewww, lcb!!!!
Whut? I skozed teh lemons myself!
“skozed”! funny word. I like it!
I misspelt it. I meanded: “skweez0rd”
tew layte… Ai dun conjugated ett foar pawzteritee.
skozed
past tenz ob skuze
“I sawr hym skozing teh lemons yestidae”
Perhaps fittingly, my hillbilly granny useda say “scuse” for both teh noun and verb form of, um, poopy.
mebbee wuz froidian slippage?
Mabye. Sumtimes I channel Granny. If’n I ever blesses ur hart, that beez her talkin’.
Izza best wai tew miirember hour lurved wuns!!!
hmmm
Win mai daddee blessiz soemwunz heart… uh, iz liek shakin hiz head bovinglee at teh nawt-qwite-riteness ob a lurved wunz thot processiz.
nawt bovinglee, lurvinglee.
Riilee
i agree!…dont think im crazzzeee, but when mai friscokitteh coughs, she sounds like mai grandma coughing! it reminds me of her and i think she’s channelling trhough frisco–she loved kittehs too!
{{{Tew awl Granny’s Grandma’s and Grahamcracker’s}}}
wut? izwot Ai cauld mai momma’s mom!
wut a lubbly nickynayme 4 yer gramma!!!
We were toadalee shur taht Barney wuz channeling mai Dad after he died.
It was two days after mai dad died -a dark and stormee night. An we hurs a kittheh yowling outside. Judy (mai sister) an ai went aut – an saw – in teh lightning, a beyootiful light oranj kitteh. But he ran an wudn’t let us catch him.
.
Ten next day, he wandered bak into teh yard an jumped rite up in mai lap! An he never left again – tho he wuz waring a green collar. Soon we brought him in the haus – and he stayed in overnite.
.
An went straight to mai Mom’s bed – jumped up – put hiz arms around her nek, an slpt there. Then he wud moove to mai Dad’s bed!
.
An to this day, when we hav companee, an ar sitting around, he wants his own chayre – an there he sits, taking part in teh conversashun!!1
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An this is troo – ebree werd!
{{{{Barney N Dad (N JCH4K)}}}}
“An dis is troo…” Hunnee, hoo wud dowt joo?
Joynz hugs 4 {{{{Barney N Dad N JCH4K N SMOM}}}}
Isn’t there a song like dat –
conjugashun eliminatshun…oh sowy, dat’s calculatus eliminatus.
a mafs sawng?!?!
Frum Teh Cat in Teh Hat.
Calculatus eliminatus is teh bess fren dat u’ve got
Teh wai to find owt ware sumpfing is is to find owt ware it’s nawt.
(iffs I member it correctly)
Awe sum!!!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ‘…Oh you can skoze muh lemons babe…’ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Doors ref ftw!
borroed frum Roburt Jawnsun – but teh jooz pro dyoozd wudden improov teh flavr ov teh hummus!!!
Nawt wont!!!
:snurt:
Lurved yor sit Gibbocat… Eggscaylent wurk!
…but teh ladies gaev mii an inferi oritee complex.
sit = site… or maybe ebben syt. wu noes.
Yer abso lutely rite gibbo cat but only a bloos fan knows dis ebeey buddy elst finks it’s Led Zep who did make it most popular. I saw dem do it live at the Noo Yawk Pavilion in Queens in 1971 or 72
sure thats not led Zep?
Yew are sew rite amandakat! Teh Lemon Sawng.
Nawt taht Jimmy baybee and Mr Mojo Rison didn’t share teh sayme frame ob reference…
Fanks, amandakat! Donut merember wich sawng ai wuz finkin ob frum the Doors nao…
*serching fran tikkly*
Ware dai puts mai braynz?
mebbe wuz jus teh sexy voysez gettin conmingulld in your membreez?
The horspital clinic iz missin a tray ov lemonade specimins. Tehy needz dem back STAT
Hospitle PA systsem: Becuz of a mix up in urologee, apple jooz will not be served todai”
don go whar teh huskeeze go, don go eetin no yalloe snow…
Frank Zapplol ref, FTW!
Teh automatik cat washer needz sum moar einjineering.
I heerded dat jok bufor.
Ys, teh Edsel was a joke too.
Too bad, it wur not rly such a bad kar
BTW
Ai lieks ur icon!
Tanks to LCB who splayned hoe to do it! I lyke yers tooo.
http://uk.gizmodo.com/2007/01/25/automatic_pussy_washing_machin.html
teh youtube atid ett… Disney sez “do nawt show, iz hours”
Big scaree box – DO NOT WANT!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1442830
the retribution, it will be swift and terrible.
Goggies hab stoopy taste buds – dey eats dere own poopies.
…adn at mai house- wild bunnee poops iz the bestest.
Dats cuz dey eat ANYTING dat eben re moatle smellz lyke fud.
I prefurz dem to eatz teh poops. Cauz itz Bunnees-0 and goggehs-3 out whar I lib.
Ai prefurz dem to eatz olne fuds!
Shudda drinked outta teh tank – nawt teh bowl.
Dere’s nawt enuff shampoo in the whirled to maek meh feel clean again.
Let’s start wif a breff mint and see if dat halps.
ai jus like teh frase “breff mint”.
iz wafer thin.
nawt reelly like tha skit, caus ai gots senisitiv tum-tum, but ai jus LUV teh rest of monty python!!!!
Stupid goggie makes me look lyke an id…ij…dum house pet.
Tonight…he gets noo hayrcut!
Mite be nawt second goggie to get nootered by a kitteh.
Mite be…mite be…. *giggle*
Revenge iz best served cold – but nawt wet.
B’dai kitteh… Oh, silleze me, dat’s G’dai kitteh.
Kitteh nawt habing a G’dai affer he’s bean down unner.
*giggle*
*snerk!*
Gud fing teh Tidy Bowl Man wazn’t in there or kitteh wud hab been a bloo Tidy Cat.
Ennywon member teh Tidy Bowl Man?
U means like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPPBnciNAqI
No, I don’t rember.
Yes, juss liek dat!
LCB, u shud go luk at teh link u posted so u can lern bout teh Tidy Bowl Man.
*whispers just to Romeow so nobuddy else can hear*
Oh, I rember this. I think u and I is teh eggsact same age. I was just bein teh silly. It’s unusual for me, I knoes.
*whispers bak to LCB*
U doan pass jeprodee elebenty tiems wifowt teh smrts and pop culture knowledge. I noo u noo
Iz gud fur u to tri sumpfin noo – like humor fur a change.
Stop bean so serius and law abiding.
Ur rite!
*laffs hartily, steels Romeow’s watch, wallet and cooled-off iPawd*
*runsawayfast*
HEY!
Dat waz an iPawd Touch, nawt an iPawd Taek!
Ai r old, I brebrember him vewy welle
But, but… himz nawt Tidy Bowl Man, himz Tidy Tank an Ise confuzzled. Oar is he juss breakin awt into a hole noo eggspereinss?
Dats zaklee y ai donut uze teh Tidy Bowl, nawt want kittehs tew drinks nuffin but pyoor waders, adn my kittehs aweez drinks frum toylit, getses tikted awf iffin we klosez teh lid
after about sixth time being awoken by wet pawses (of dubious dampness)…………..they can just deal with the lid bein’ down!
LOL
Ai lebe noat awn gest toylit tu put lid down so Kinsey doan drowning hurself. Wisht Ai gotz a pikshur wen ai saw hur traing tu drink.
Rats – nao mah tuxeedo iz awl wet.
Habs to get it dri cleened, and they cost an arm and a tayl.
ifn it causts an arm an a tayl, tehn wud teh kitteh be manx best fren?
sry, jokes kinda lame after nawt nuff sleep.
Yep, dogz r teh dumbest creturs tehr ar. Tey shud awl bii flushd.
Flushed, den brushed, den gibs dem a goggie biskit and a hug.
hay!! dun be mean to goggies!!! >:(
yea, goggies R r gud fur buddees
Dey r gud furr lotses of stuffs, lyk
A$$ draggin onna carpit
Byting male man
Careen noospaypr’
D…
Diggin inna flour bed
Eettin teh bunny scuse
Fawlin sleep awn YOR side ob bed
G…
Diggin’ holes in yard
Evacuation port unner fintz
Finding revoltin’ ded tings for to decorate porch
G…
wii bof agriid awn teh diggin prowess ob goggies, but Ai forgot teh goggies ar az good az kittehs foar bringin home the dedness.
but the kitteh tends towards the fresh, I dun kilt it ded, kinda bringin hoam. I guess goggies like the “matured ded-ness”.
ick
tihs iz verree tru!
Kitteh = luk whut Ai killed foar yew
Goggie = luk at teh ded fing I found foar yew
spot-on, that
oh heer, lemme get taht spot orf.
*licks stick-like finger, spit washes spot*
the amazing qualities of “mother-spit”. It can remove rust off of car bumpers.
{{{SHD}}}
*hugz bak*(prolly liftin’ offa ground)
cud bii!! evan win Ai’m nawt a liddil bug, Ai’m just under 5’3”.
goin potty onna car tyres
huggin yer leg!!
invitin awl der doggie frens ober
j…….
Jumpin awna gud close wif mudee paws
Keep barkin wen tode nawt to
Leeve lites awn
M…
Jerking bath-towl outta human hand (and running like blazes)
Kleenin’ dinner plates (wether or not the human finished)
Licking any and everything, while company over.
M..
JAMamaKitty, you got a MNO?
making lots of noise
never coming when called (wait, thats the cat)
opening teh front door to get out
p…….
Puttin muddy pawz aun clean cloze, florz, cetra
Quiet snorgling issa gud tihng
Running ebbrywhair, espeshallee win yew want tehm tew coem tew yew
S….
snorrrrrring
talking back
upsetting teh cat
v………
yew shud see bout elebenty posts for teh v-z
Weird press @ it again….
ai cant wayte till yers shows up………awl lebenty ob em
Iz bord, wheel try wunst moar, tehn orf tew maek teh stirfry az riikwestid:
Vry wet kisses
Washin choklit orf kidz fayces
Xamining visitorz crotchez
Yodeling at the trainz and moon
Zeroing in awn fuudstuffs
Ate taht wun tew.
voting for mccain
wallowing in teh hors poop
xactlee wut goes heeer ai dont no
yelping awl nite long
zapping teh cat
OMG, doan let teh goggie voet!!!
tok about teh wallowing….
mai pologies tew anee McCain sportrs Ai may haev slighted…
Az Daddee wud sae: Bless tehir ole harts.
an yew doooo mean “OLD”
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1275601
Nope, nawt mean old in yeerz @ awl.
Nawt teh wae mai paw sezzit.
(Cud bii tokkin bout a 3 yr old, ebben)
teh view, bestest from top, warmer heer too.
Awl taht heet scapin!
mai goggie has gawn into teh corner to sulk bcoz you said he wud votes for mccain. he had teh look of injureded riteshus … rytshud … richesns… doing teh right thing. but then he got distracted and wanted a biscuit and drooleded water frum his bowl onto teh kichen floor and went to sleep, so ai think it’s ok.
iz yer goggie owld enuff tew vote yet? heeers smor biscuits 4 him (otay, luks laik appuls, sry puppy)
ѽѽѽѽ
Ohai Phillipe!
)
Yew mae giev hym an extree baycon-flayvored strip foar mii whinny awakex.
(Ai tihnk teh voturz get distracted sumtiemz, tew.
mai voting prefrens……….let me show yew……….
yore prechin tew teh kwior….
ohai, thnx for teh treats; ai will give them to the goggie. he wud be old enuf to vote fer sure if they measured in goggie years. but he wud vote for Bark Obama. he’z a good goggie.
barki, bark, yesh we can!!!
Yesh wii canine!!!
ai gotz a gud feline about dis……………
Ai’m wif Phillipe an hiz goggiee!
BARK!!!
sew wut are me n smom, chopped liver??
otay, ai kin be chopded liver……… is otay……..
not sew much
{{{{{{{{{jamamamamamakitty}}}}}}}}}
i noes wut chew wudd like, mebbee a lil yodeladee whoo?
*giglols and skampurrs awf*
whad a wook of udder dissdayne
kind of a look dat sez “ya think this is funneh? cummere, closer, closer den dat, KA..POW! Nao, dat funneh”
Ai think teh kitteh is pissed off at the doggeh.
Oh.. wet wet wet… i need a blower…
– http://www.AnyAssets.Com
And whyle u hoomans be at it….dis bafroom needz a makeover. Dis pink toilet is de PLEH! Who uzes pink tiles anymorez? Srsly. Hooman neez trip to Home Depot.
oh Hai! I am new, but i tink U got it rite, PLEH PLEH pink!!
ohai boogerzmom!! welkom to teh fun!!
das no chokolat.
cwearwy pwottin goggies death
test again
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!11!! it workted! i gotz mai pikshure and mai bleu name tew!!!!!!
Yea!!!
Welcoem tew noe moar kwiltblox foar posts!!
fanks smom!! im sew exxxxxx sideded!!!!!
Iz tihs yore frisco kitteh wii sii?
yes it is mai fwiskers bebe!
sutcha kyootee!!!
{{{snorgle}}}
Wai hazn’t Ai got a blue naem?
Hai annipuss. I gibbing u mai standard avatar linkee blurb.
.
*runz 2 finding dhe preloaded werdz. rummij rummij. Heer it b.*
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U must hab teh wordpress akkownt adn beeing logged into it.
u musting 2 put deh address uv ur blog oar uzzer web address in deh
box labeled (I fink) website ore URL in ur profile. u can also put in
an avatar dere 2. Den u will needing to log out uv wordpress and
log out uv deh ICHC window. Den crossing ur fingers and log back
in2 wordpress and ICHC. Wif enny luck ur name will be bloo and it will
b a linkee 2 ur website.
eff yew ar loggd in, click awn your name at top ov your dashboard tew get to teh propurr page. Ett took mia while tew fynd et…
Aah, Ai don haz a blog – Ai haz eenuff trubble keepin up wiv ICHC an Cheezfrenz!
{{{{{Anni}}}}}Yis, me tu. got abatar bak but naim in bloo iz fur blog. did yu luk at cween’z blog yet? Iz berry gud. Ai se menny wif no plais tu commint wif pursnal mesij nd fink dat wud be a gud fing.
Ai gotz no blog. Ai used http:\\ frum mai ICHC profile page.
Thx BGee, Ai dood it an it wurkt!
yew haz pikshure, tho…
*blink, blink*
Din’t yew haz tew sine awn tew weird press? (Blog oar no blog… jest foar pyur kyoot kitteh)
U has 2 sine in 2 WP to get ur own abatar, but u don has 2 hab a blog iffn u jus wants teh abatar – but 2 get ur naem in bloo u has 2 gib dem a URL
YAY annipuss!! wii gnu u kud dueing it.
I can haz blu naem?
YS I CAN!!!
Thnx fur anodder gud tip ur majextee mj!
**Twirls propeller on Geek Hat nonsha.. . nunchal…
az if twere nufing.**
Glad 2 b uv serface.
testing…..testing
Hai karen!! if u b gnu 2 weerdpress, sumtimes it b taking a day or 2 fer deh server 2 deeside 2 share yur informashun wif deh rest uv deh whirrld.. It likez 2 taking it owt into deh lite adn lukking at it awl bai itsef.
Hai! I’m noo here. Luv dis 1. I luv what greasycat sais…Dat iz why for teh *look*
Taht cat naives iz indeeeed
Kitteh, wye dyd yuu lystin tuu teh goggie iyn teh nawt sekund plaise??
Yuu shud knoe beddure; hims bees jes geyttyng rebenge foar alla stuf yuu pulleded awn hims soe menny tiems befoar!!!!
Liek teh tiem yuu hidez hims boanes; oar tuuked hims favrit blankee;
oar uhpsetted teh waddureboal; oar eeted hims kibbel;
oar cheweded up hims liddel skweekee toi; oar bangeded teh frunt doar iyn hims fayce; oar….., oar…., !!!!!!!!!
Nawt tew werry, CKK! Kitteh has ordered a contrack out on da goggie, wif express instructions that goggie ‘swim wif teh usual roilet contempt’.
toilet, tew
BTW, dum goggie? He gawted yew to ‘doo his dirty werk,’ dint he?