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hao manee bukkits doz communist kitteh haz?
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I lovez deez catz,
I do
I do
I lovez deez catz,
cuz theyz
so damn cute…
Dee capshunz is funny
they iz
they iz
They always make me laugh
and sometimes
I pizz
Iz dat teh plural ov Pez?
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A hole pome adn nawt-sekund too!
Who rulze? U rulz!
Ai fink sumtiemz maus hab sumfing alredy rit sumtiemz, copiez nd paistz, iz wy he getz nawt secund so menny tiemz. so maibe dis wun awlredy noze dis trik.
nd naow se if mai abatr cumz bak.
Ratzafratz!
sownds like a dans
Pre-lolled Cut’n'paste?
Tekno-edgy at ur service.
Ai uzyooly has a stoopy when ai gotz to tihnk qwik.
Ai fort teh commint wuz spozed 2 b relivunt 2 teh lol – dats nawt eezee iffn u iz triin 2 be nawt sekond!
But dis wuz phunnee!! Dat b sooo much bedder dan just saying furst oar nawt-sekkund. I dans 4 HCP.
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*Putz a baskit on hed and dansez.*
Ohai cween…
Hmmmm… baskit on hed iz nize luk 4 U…..
* putz sum pritty flourz on cweenmj’s baskit hat*
now idansdansdans wif floerz in baskit hat.
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OH NOEZ!! I b indentity theef!! 8)
* WWHHEEEEOOOooooWWHeeeeOOOOOeeee…*
*rites mj a tikkit*
Pleez 2 report 2 maji straightz orifice…or giv bak identity. kthxbai
*skweelz off on modor sikkle*
impwessive danz!
Nise website, pup. An gud questions to ask b4 gettin eny petz.
Can ai be gibbin it a forebber home?
Ai izn’t sain dat dis was bad commint – agwee woz berry clebber.
O hai gma, iffn u goe 2 teh pwevious Lol, bowt half wai doun teh fred, nativeca66 eggsplanes haow hee gotted hiz abatar bakk – iz a bit inbolbed, but it wurked fur him!
Dat’z wut ai traid nd stil nawt getz. ai wuz jus in lunnun town. sunhaow fawt SE wud be souf ub ribur . Panned nort tu Hadley nd souf tu ?? ai sede Maiden Lane. nd St james park. Iz mai strete nd park iz daown town. heer. we coppeez naimz.
Az yu sez abuv dis pome iz nawt rely spesifik so wurkz dis tiem. if dat iz wut wuz dun. ai cud nawt ebun fink fast enuf tu du dat.
hee! Ai em bak! yay!
Yay! Weerd pretzel eben had teh awdassitee 2 eet mai abatar!! Uv awl deh nerve!! I had tew stomping mai foot at it and ebbreefing.
Glad ur kitty cameded bak.
Ohai{{{{{{ mj}}}}} ai dint stownp mai lil fut but ai did du a lil sware up dere. Haow iz yu tudai? did awl owr smoakz cum up dere? dey sez mite be dry liteningz wut mite start moar fyrs tu.
Oh, dortur , oh, no iz nawt, iz nabur at dor. dortur Janet wil be heer sune tu goze tu party frum owld wurk frenz. At dor iz inbitingz us fur jooly 4 bra b q. Beddur fink ub sumfing gud tu taik. we iz suxh soshul moffz. (nawt budurflyz) No tiem naow fur alfabitz sujeschunz. Se yu awl tumoro.
Forf uv Julee bbq sowndz like deh funz. Wii hab deh heetz 2day. (^.1 mah PC sez it b owtside. wii b soshul moffz, 2.
I lub dat term. See ya termorree.
wuz mai furst nawt secund ever. I’z sow prowd!
conga ratz!!!
It wuz beeing sew kewt!! I giglolled! I luvz it!! Wudz u liking adwink n dans?
ohai, cweenie! how am yew?
I am beeing O-tay!
*munching a sal ad fer din-din.*
Howz bai U?
am guud…. finking ai mite go owt for dindin, but nawt sure yet
it b hard sumtimes 2 leeve deh pooter long enuff 2 eet. dis plais b sumwut uv an addikshun.
dats fur shure
*Urgh…. I…kan….kwit…NE… tyme..I wantz….Urgh…*
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*muss …haz …ICHC… fyx*
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OK… nuffin 2 seez heer…. moov a long…
LOL!!!! Dat iz hao ai feelz … iz wey past bedtyme hear.
Hey Hai how to care for a puppy!
Taht wuz a reelee cyoot liddle . . um. . .poem yoo did up there! Menee conga ratz to yew! Teh daning wuns ov corse, awl 12 ov them!
In tehre noo costyooms desined speshulle bai teh grate cSmall hurself!
An ai will joyne them dansing fur yur F . . . . Nawt Second!!!
*Putz baskett awn hed. Addz assorted froot. Balances carefulleee!*
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!!
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!!
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!!
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!! Whao ho ho Ho! *graps baskett befoar it fawls to the floor*
OK – ai’m dun (in!!) LOL ! An luk – ai’ve got graypes an nanners an pairs – an a pinnee appul – enuf fur ebreewun. Pleeze halp yurselves!
e shud gib wun 2 teh lolrus
Capitalist cat fixes bukkits (akshully baskits), sells nu improved model to lolrus, opens bukkit store
Ai fort bukkit shop selled cheep vacashuns – dey do in TTI, ennywai!
o rly? DO WANT!
Dey iz offn nawt berry onnist an sumtiemz takez ur munnee an den dissapeer.
oh… pleh! do want cheep vacay, tho!
“Do you want to come upstairs? Oh, or have you come to arrange a holiday?”
“Uuh..to…to arrange a holiday.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“What’s all this about coming upstairs?”
“Oh, nothing, nothing. Now, where were you thinking of going?”
eek…. they am front shawps for something shady?
Nawt awlwaiz, ai don finkso, ennywai.
Is eet teh kind uv shady wut axes iffn yoo want a happee endeeng?
Doan axe fur teh happee endeeng. Yoo will bee sirprized. Jus ‘member dis…iz a vaykaishun yoo want, nawt uh faery tail.
Bedder tu avoyd dem pwaces n-e-ways.
Ai don reelee noe mutch abowt dem – Ai fink dey haz been maed ill eaglol naow. Ai fink dey yoost 2 bye up spaer seets on playnes an sell dem cheep, but dey woz nawt eggsaklee abuv bored.
oh mai! Ai finks it iz nawt wut ai was finking bout at awl. Ai wuz finking it wuz sumfeeng nawty. Wearz mai mind at? Mebee ai shud be awf tu teh NB myself.
::slinks away::
teehee… teh NB isn’t sew bad..
“Wud u liek to go to teh Nawty Barn? Or hav u come to arranj a holidai?
whut kinduv a kweshchun is that?
teh nawtee barn IZ a vacashun! (at leest, to sum peeples it iz… to uthers, itz moar like a permanent living spase)
Cute Kitteh! Yoo shud giv dem bak befor Lolrus ataks yoo…
GMTA!
Mostest definetly! Wee ar pawsitivlee great minds.
we shure am!!!
Hee Hee!
Furst!
Congratshumalashuns on being top uv a tye.
Sum peepl fink it iz nawt purrlite 2 use teh “f” wurd heer. We prefur 2 sai “nawt sekond”. Iffn it iz ur nawt sekond nawt sekond, we’ll furgib u – itz eggsitin getting tehre nawt sekond!
It’z awlso ushual to shaer drinkses and danses wiv teh purrsun u tye wiv, soe wot wud u liek?
fankyoo foar starting teh partee and for dat kynd harted eggsplanashun, annipuss. ai fink yew are rite dat a partee is in order
Shal we form an oardelee kew at teh tybooteek? Ai fink Ai jus wantz sum hawt chokklit an a biskit (oar cookie) – it iz neerlee tiem fur bed heer.
dat sownds lubberly— but an orderly line sownds awfully organized for ichc… hav we machured since i hab been goan latelee???
Ai can hoep, karnt Ai? Noe, u aer rite, disoarerlee iz mutch moar fun!
yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Teh orderlys frum teh Splort ward r servin chokkie drinkx adn biskits at teh tybooteek lunchnom counter.
Ai’m nawt sekond in teh kew!
Tanks phor dee eggsplainashun, annipuss! I em knew two diss foorum. Butt now ai em inn dee looop!
Yez, letz shear drinkz and danses! I hopez u noe haow two salza!
wif chipz!!!
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welcum, H2C4AP!!!!!
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no rools heer except to be playin nice wif teh udder kittehs!
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heer is teh welcum waggin wif awl the stuffs yew need: some hawt chocolit (or a chocolit martoonie) and a chawklit possum. Awlso a sawfty pink blankee wif sheepies awn it to snorgul wif. Awlso– heer is ur CHRG(w/DOI). Plz to keep it awn at awl thymes so dat yew dunnot splort from teh cyootness.
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iffn yew hab any kwestions yew can always axe– OR dere is a linky at teh tawp of teh thred to the LOLspeek wiki dat is berry berry informative!
Nd sumtiemz sumbuddee wil akshulee ansur yur kweshchunz.:lol: maibe
wut?
*noms choklit ferrit absentmyndededly*
Welcum 2 teh fun plais. Apart frum teh rool about teh “f” wurd, awl we trie is 2 plai nieslee.
lolrus no can has bukkits– but lolrus can skwash kitteh. kitteh shuld nawt brag bowt bukkits.
lolrus ar too gentl to skwash teh kittehs…tehy wud use teh beeg sad eis, and teh droopy whiskrs and tusks to induse gilt insted.
> tehy wud use teh beeg sad eis,
> and teh droopy whiskrs and tusks
> to induse gilt insted.
“Indoosing gilt in kittehs? Yes, we hav sum buks abowt taht. U can find tehm nekst to teh buks abowt Feline Obedience Training.”
snert
Yoo kan’t gilt a kitteh but you can gilt a statoo.
Stachoo JD??
Dis mii.
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:smirk: :snikker:
oy.
DAT iz nawt yu. DAT iz a tipe ob taype dat newbodi uzed.
::putz on nitpickee glazzes::
captlaist cat akshewawlee haz 2 baskits, nawt bukkits
ai finkso dey are teh bukkit varietee of baskit tho– yew am bof rite!!
Ai don fink dey wud hold watter!
but dey would howld a buncha tamaters!
Dey’re wash tubs sew dey’d bettur howld water…!
OIC – Yesh dats troo. lolrus luking furr blu plastik bukkit, heez nawt consurnd wit dis stile. captalist cat iz nawt hat riisk uv beesting atakd oar skwashd. dats gud newz.
yesh it iz! wat a releef!
Udner Captalizm, critter exploits critter.
Udner Kommunizm (ISR), is reverse.
ISR ifn yu sai yu needs a bukkit, yu can has. ifn yu aktully needs a bukkit, yu mus suffr in silense. *cue droopy whiskers*
Nawt hab a trayn tikkit tew Sie Lenz, sew will suffr in da bukkit untyl yew mobe.
All Ur baskits and buckits are belonging to meh
kthx
resistance is futile
I haz the weaponz of kyoot
ack!! CHRGs(w/DOI) awl arownd!!!!
eberyting you owns ar mine
yor attenshun
yor bed
yor cowch
yor dishes
yor eberyfing
yor fone
yor g…
Yor genuwine imatayshun jewlry
Yor hopes and dreams
Yor ideas
yor j…
yor joi
yor kidz
yor life
yor Mama
yor Nomz
yor O….
Yor onlee munniez
Yor parti hat
Yor quik brown foxx
Yor R…
yor oshun
yor pansies
yor questions
yor relatives
s………………
yor orinjes
yor purpl mountinz majisti
yor quik brown foxis jumpin ovur lazee goggies
yor rols frum paper towlz
yor s…
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yor toofbrush
yor umber ella
yor y…
Yor sarsparilla
Yor teenee tinee itsee bitseez
Yor umbrella-ella-ella
Yor v…
*snerk* GMTA
Yor vote
Yor wallet
Yor xtra TP
Yor y…
Yor YNG
Yor Z….
Yor Zippo lighter
YAY, leosmom!! what a finnish!! mos ob teh frens has wandered orf tew bed or tew werk or wutebbar…… ai’m wachin baseball sew dis iz a no brainer!
Leeky guvmint subzidee bukits. Captalist Kitteh must hab a seniter in hiz pawket.
dats gawta be a teeny tiny senatir den.
mebbe is an itteh bitteh mausie-senatir… them mausies hab nawt so honest reputashun..
*hee*
Nawt need teh hole seniter, just hiz beggin hand.
Ifn dey be stealin’ hiz bukkits, den Kapitalist kitteh nawt cares to wurk so much 4 bukkits.
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
saybz munneez andz buyz Bukkitz.
Sellz dem 2 Lolrus
Den buyz anudder
Bukkitt to sell. Kitteh saybz
andz can now affoard
Small penthowse Bukkitt
wiff a veew 4 dayteeng lawtz
prittee gurl Kittehz!
Jack.
oooh… that wuz clebber, Jack!!
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an economic plan for teh savvy kittehs!
Mehthynks kitteh sells saym bukkit tew mani lolruses.
One bukkit good, two bukkits better!
dunt wurry, lolrus! ai gibb…yew…teh…OH NOES! Teh kitteh haz mynd kumtroll! Must…not…gib…heer ya go, kitteh!
Geez, lookz lyke evereeone new abowt teh “nawt furst” ting cept me. Liv en lern.
yep— we awl lerned it when we were noo, just liek yew just did!
an iffn you’ll look at mai name, you’ll see dat ai didn’t lern until after makin mai name. but ai lieks it so ai keeps it
tanks
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
dis kewt kitteh can b kumming 2 mai howse in himz baskit. Itz not kwite hell, but it will due. :snert:
A vizit tu basement cat FTW
yu is goin to etiquettehell.com ! is a wunnerful site, an ai go tehr all teh time wifout teh handbaskit.
Nooooooooo! Teh locat urned hiz moneys. Teh lazy lolrus livd off teh zoo. Teh zoo bot lolrus many bukkits.
Lolrus iz an ingrayt!
lolitics?
Luuks liek kitteh’s bukkit adn/oar storree woan haould waddure;
Soe teh Lolrus jes beddure keap awn luukyng foar hims bloo bukkitt enneewaiy!!!!
Kyuttie kat kitteh on the basket…
– http://www.AnyAssets.Com
isnt mah kitteh kyoot?
LULZ
Kitteh can haz 2 bukkits?
totally freakin cute. I am voting for capitalism on tuesday.
iz waitin for eastar bunnah