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hao manee bukkits doz communist kitteh haz?
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I lovez deez catz,
I do
I do
I lovez deez catz,
cuz theyz
so damn cute…
Dee capshunz is funny
they iz
they iz
They always make me laugh
and sometimes
I pizz
Iz dat teh plural ov Pez?
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A hole pome adn nawt-sekund too!
Who rulze? U rulz!
Ai fink sumtiemz maus hab sumfing alredy rit sumtiemz, copiez nd paistz, iz wy he getz nawt secund so menny tiemz. so maibe dis wun awlredy noze dis trik.
nd naow se if mai abatr cumz bak.
Ratzafratz!
sownds like a dans
Pre-lolled Cut’n'paste?
Tekno-edgy at ur service.
Ai uzyooly has a stoopy when ai gotz to tihnk qwik.
Ai fort teh commint wuz spozed 2 b relivunt 2 teh lol - dats nawt eezee iffn u iz triin 2 be nawt sekond!
But dis wuz phunnee!! Dat b sooo much bedder dan just saying furst oar nawt-sekkund. I dans 4 HCP.
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*Putz a baskit on hed and dansez.*
Ohai cween…
Hmmmm… baskit on hed iz nize luk 4 U…..
* putz sum pritty flourz on cweenmj’s baskit hat*
now idansdansdans wif floerz in baskit hat.
.
OH NOEZ!! I b indentity theef!!
* WWHHEEEEOOOooooWWHeeeeOOOOOeeee…*
*rites mj a tikkit*
Pleez 2 report 2 maji straightz orifice…or giv bak identity. kthxbai
*skweelz off on modor sikkle*
impwessive danz!
Nise website, pup. An gud questions to ask b4 gettin eny petz.
Can ai be gibbin it a forebber home?
Ai izn’t sain dat dis was bad commint - agwee woz berry clebber.
O hai gma, iffn u goe 2 teh pwevious Lol, bowt half wai doun teh fred, nativeca66 eggsplanes haow hee gotted hiz abatar bakk - iz a bit inbolbed, but it wurked fur him!
Dat’z wut ai traid nd stil nawt getz. ai wuz jus in lunnun town. sunhaow fawt SE wud be souf ub ribur . Panned nort tu Hadley nd souf tu ?? ai sede Maiden Lane. nd St james park. Iz mai strete nd park iz daown town. heer. we coppeez naimz.
Az yu sez abuv dis pome iz nawt rely spesifik so wurkz dis tiem. if dat iz wut wuz dun. ai cud nawt ebun fink fast enuf tu du dat.
hee! Ai em bak! yay!
Yay! Weerd pretzel eben had teh awdassitee 2 eet mai abatar!! Uv awl deh nerve!! I had tew stomping mai foot at it and ebbreefing.
Glad ur kitty cameded bak.
Ohai{{{{{{ mj}}}}} ai dint stownp mai lil fut but ai did du a lil sware up dere. Haow iz yu tudai? did awl owr smoakz cum up dere? dey sez mite be dry liteningz wut mite start moar fyrs tu.
Oh, dortur , oh, no iz nawt, iz nabur at dor. dortur Janet wil be heer sune tu goze tu party frum owld wurk frenz. At dor iz inbitingz us fur jooly 4 bra b q. Beddur fink ub sumfing gud tu taik. we iz suxh soshul moffz. (nawt budurflyz) No tiem naow fur alfabitz sujeschunz. Se yu awl tumoro.
Forf uv Julee bbq sowndz like deh funz. Wii hab deh heetz 2day. (^.1 mah PC sez it b owtside. wii b soshul moffz, 2.
I lub dat term. See ya termorree.
wuz mai furst nawt secund ever. I’z sow prowd!
conga ratz!!!
It wuz beeing sew kewt!! I giglolled! I luvz it!! Wudz u liking adwink n dans?
ohai, cweenie! how am yew?
I am beeing O-tay!
*munching a sal ad fer din-din.*
Howz bai U?
am guud…. finking ai mite go owt for dindin, but nawt sure yet
it b hard sumtimes 2 leeve deh pooter long enuff 2 eet. dis plais b sumwut uv an addikshun.
dats fur shure
*Urgh…. I…kan….kwit…NE… tyme..I wantz….Urgh…*
….
*muss …haz …ICHC… fyx*
….
OK… nuffin 2 seez heer…. moov a long…
LOL!!!! Dat iz hao ai feelz … iz wey past bedtyme hear.
Hey Hai how to care for a puppy!
Taht wuz a reelee cyoot liddle . . um. . .poem yoo did up there! Menee conga ratz to yew! Teh daning wuns ov corse, awl 12 ov them!
In tehre noo costyooms desined speshulle bai teh grate cSmall hurself!
An ai will joyne them dansing fur yur F . . . . Nawt Second!!!
*Putz baskett awn hed. Addz assorted froot. Balances carefulleee!*
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!!
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!!
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!!
DA DA da da DAH! DAH!! Whao ho ho Ho! *graps baskett befoar it fawls to the floor*
OK - ai’m dun (in!!) LOL ! An luk - ai’ve got graypes an nanners an pairs - an a pinnee appul - enuf fur ebreewun. Pleeze halp yurselves!
e shud gib wun 2 teh lolrus
Capitalist cat fixes bukkits (akshully baskits), sells nu improved model to lolrus, opens bukkit store
Ai fort bukkit shop selled cheep vacashuns - dey do in TTI, ennywai!
o rly? DO WANT!
Dey iz offn nawt berry onnist an sumtiemz takez ur munnee an den dissapeer.
oh… pleh! do want cheep vacay, tho!
“Do you want to come upstairs? Oh, or have you come to arrange a holiday?”
“Uuh..to…to arrange a holiday.”
“Oh, sorry.”
“What’s all this about coming upstairs?”
“Oh, nothing, nothing. Now, where were you thinking of going?”
eek…. they am front shawps for something shady?
Nawt awlwaiz, ai don finkso, ennywai.
Is eet teh kind uv shady wut axes iffn yoo want a happee endeeng?
Doan axe fur teh happee endeeng. Yoo will bee sirprized. Jus ‘member dis…iz a vaykaishun yoo want, nawt uh faery tail.
Bedder tu avoyd dem pwaces n-e-ways.
Ai don reelee noe mutch abowt dem - Ai fink dey haz been maed ill eaglol naow. Ai fink dey yoost 2 bye up spaer seets on playnes an sell dem cheep, but dey woz nawt eggsaklee abuv bored.
oh mai! Ai finks it iz nawt wut ai was finking bout at awl. Ai wuz finking it wuz sumfeeng nawty. Wearz mai mind at? Mebee ai shud be awf tu teh NB myself.
::slinks away::
teehee… teh NB isn’t sew bad..
“Wud u liek to go to teh Nawty Barn? Or hav u come to arranj a holidai?
whut kinduv a kweshchun is that?
teh nawtee barn IZ a vacashun! (at leest, to sum peeples it iz… to uthers, itz moar like a permanent living spase)
Cute Kitteh! Yoo shud giv dem bak befor Lolrus ataks yoo…
GMTA!
Mostest definetly! Wee ar pawsitivlee great minds.
we shure am!!!
Hee Hee!
Furst!
Congratshumalashuns on being top uv a tye.
Sum peepl fink it iz nawt purrlite 2 use teh “f” wurd heer. We prefur 2 sai “nawt sekond”. Iffn it iz ur nawt sekond nawt sekond, we’ll furgib u - itz eggsitin getting tehre nawt sekond!
It’z awlso ushual to shaer drinkses and danses wiv teh purrsun u tye wiv, soe wot wud u liek?
fankyoo foar starting teh partee and for dat kynd harted eggsplanashun, annipuss. ai fink yew are rite dat a partee is in order
Shal we form an oardelee kew at teh tybooteek? Ai fink Ai jus wantz sum hawt chokklit an a biskit (oar cookie) - it iz neerlee tiem fur bed heer.
dat sownds lubberly— but an orderly line sownds awfully organized for ichc… hav we machured since i hab been goan latelee???
Ai can hoep, karnt Ai? Noe, u aer rite, disoarerlee iz mutch moar fun!
yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Teh orderlys frum teh Splort ward r servin chokkie drinkx adn biskits at teh tybooteek lunchnom counter.
Ai’m nawt sekond in teh kew!
Tanks phor dee eggsplainashun, annipuss! I em knew two diss foorum. Butt now ai em inn dee looop!
Yez, letz shear drinkz and danses! I hopez u noe haow two s