this wat you do on weekend?
this wat you do on weekend? …srlsy?
i haz a lief. i go dancin on da weekendz.
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kongwatulashuns beeng nawt sekund =] u laik bier too? me no danse do, anckel ish huwt…
Thx, yes, ai liek bier, oar red whine, but iz a bit 2 erli in teh dai. Iz warmer tahn yestidai, but heer in TTI, it dusn’t offn get up 2 100. 2 dai mite get 2 70 oar 72. Dat’s hawt enuff 4 me!
Jus noetisst bowt ur ankul - sowwy 2 heer dat - Ai broked mai ankul 32 yeers agoe an it stil hertz sumtiemz. hoep urz iz soon bedder.
Mai ankul ishnut bwoken, but i has a mussel indjoery.. dat wus 4 yeers agow an stil hertz 2.. is pwetty hawt heer in The Neddurlands, and 12:32am in da mowning.. thx foar cawing ^^ (btw. me is 20 yeers owd xD)
Ankuls iz berry complikaytid - lotsa small boenz an mussles.
Ai iz in Lundun. I’z 69!
Hai ImMortallity. Yoo must bee kwite noo??? Foar ai havn’t scene yoo heer ’til now.
But yoo probablee havn’t scene me either!
Ai’ve bin reelee reelee bizzee teh past . . .three oar four weeks nao, an havn’t bin able to bee heer az much az ai wud laik.
But ai wud laik to welcom yoo eneway!
*extends fllooff whyte paw in frenship to ImMortality* Ai’m sorree to heer yur ankul still hurtz. Waht did yoo doo??
But yoo know - yoo can dans heer eneway! Awl yoo hav to do iz WANT to - and *POOF* - laik majick - you CAN!!
An 20 iz nice.
Jimmba iz 20 (but nawt fur long - burfday awn teh 7th ov july), and Kafleen ten Nawt Second iz 20, and Medicated-Maiden (though she mite be 21 nao),
an gascat - he’s 19 or mebbee 20 nao. No 1 in particular (Werdy Chan) iz awnlee 15, ai think, an Klolzz iz sumwhere urlee 20s.
Gud “morning” JCH4K!
Mice to “see” u agin.
Thanks BGee! Nice to see yoo too!
My kitteh tellz me ai’m old.
only as old as u feel.happytails keep you young
Thank CC for happytails, because otherwise, I’m falling to pieces (wif apLOLogies to da layte Patsy Kline)!
Deer Owl; doan lysten tuu yuur kitteh!!!
Ai’m shure tehm iys oanley kyddynng!!!!!
Doan lysten too mai kitteh??? …but…Him’s naem is Zeus! Him’s teh dawg of all dawgs! Him throes *thunderbolts* (tho nawt so well)!!! Still, you know teh saying: ‘Goggies has masters; cats has staff.’
That sed, pleshure to ‘meet’ yew, cheshirekittehkat. Naow, whatchew grinnin’ about, huh???
Wel, becuz Ai’m a cheshirekittehkat, Ai haz a grin moast ov teh tiem;
(Ai haz a rehpuutashun foar beeyng sillee, Ai gess)!!!!!
Down da rabbit hoal!
Taht iys rlly a lawt ov funses!!! Wysh Ai cud duu iyt moar!!!!
doant ferget me- auntee janet- aize 21 too!
Joyjuice fleecy tatiuns on ur tawp nawt sekkund annipuss!
Iz 6 oh 3 ack emma here.
Darth Tater wood luk pretty gud fried up wf a platoon ov bakin rite naow.
U r awn ICHC time, rite? 1 am ish?
NO, heer in TTI we is eleben howrs ahed ob ICHC/brgr tym - is nau 12.53pm; launch-tym! Nomnomnomnom!
Teh wurld, eet iz spinning
Eet makes me so deezee.
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“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
At leest it’s nawt Furrsdai - neber cud get the hang ob Furrsdais…
Paging Princess Leia!
Menee happee felicitashuns awn yur nawt second, annipuss! But o mai!
Luk at teh tiem. Peeple reelee AR sleeping in. Oar awn vacashun!
Ai will doo a reelee qwick happee dans fur yoo. An tehn ai must get twerk.
*Humms to self*
*dans dans twerl twerl swoop to the rite, swoop to teh left*
*hop hop hop rite kik, hop hop hop left kik* swoop glyde twerel! Ta DAAAAAHH!!1
Sit dawn an hav sum cawfee!! *puffing slitlelee*
Ai fink dat ebbrybodee iz owt sillybrating Caturdai! It iz awlwaiz kwiet on Caturdai mornin.
ohai! *extens whiskers of joy to all teh noocomers*
ai is nawt owt sillybrating Caturday, ai is sittin on mai a$$ in front ov mai ‘pooter.
an ai has made eerl grey tee in a frahnche press. is luvely an strong. hav teh lemmon an teh suggr an teh cookees.
lessee, danses…hmm…wal, ai can do teh shuffl!
*shuffl, shuffl, shuffl,*
*slide, skip, hop*
*shuffl, twirl, leap,*
*curtsey*
Yoo not my father. Yoo just a potaiter hed.
Darth Tater cannot be my father…that would make me a Tater Tot…
If u was a newscaster, u’d be a commentater.
Hoo yu cawlin common!
But if Luke wus cawled Richerd, he’d be Dick Tater…
Wif glazzez on wud be “Specks Tater”
Happy Birthday Lucifur!
Happy birfday, Lucifur!
I’d give u a iPawd, but allda ones I had seem to have disamappeared while I was sleeping.
Just as well, though. They tended to give random electrical shocks thru teh eerbuds. I hope whoever taked them doesn’t suffer from this.
ummm…hoo Lucifur? I doant see her/him.
Happy burfday Lucifer! An happy burfday to awl teh udder peeps whose burfdays ai has missed fanks to mai werk IT pollycee (which says Thou Shalt Nawt Has Phun in teh Offiss) an teh borkajj of teh lappytop at home.
Ai is onlee here now becoz ai has mannijed to hack into Emm Aye Five…shh…
Hav a rlly Happee Birfdaiy, Lucifur; Adn a wunnerfull yeer!!!!
Hippo Birdies two Ewes!!!! Hoap yoor dai iz luvverly an phun!
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Yay, mennee happi riterns. Lucifer.
Tater Vader?
*snerk*
Holy Sith!
Does u has a lisp, rodney?
ai finkso himz disleksick!
tee hee. But don’t u fink it is cruel dat teh werd dey came up wiv for lisp has a ess in it? So if u has wun, u cannawt say wut it is. Wudda been nicer to cal it a ug or sumfin ai finkso.
hmmmmmmmm ai neber fort ob it dat wai……….. dey prolly dint eider
Welease Bawwabbus
Stwike him wuffly, centuwion!
‘teh bibul’ a play in free ackts bai Miss Minneez kidnergarden.
…
*shivvvrrrs*
spend enuff taim wif teh littul kidz an yu lern to blok owt whut their acshullee sayin.
Useter B habbin fren hu wuz speech terhapist wif lisp lefted ober frum child hud. Win himz drinkzes, wud sai “Aim uh thpeech therapith.” Ai laft at him. Thorry 2 B bad.
Use teh forks.
**quothe a t-shirt I saw**
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“Come to the dark side - we’ve got cookies”
Dat iz oold
so waz teh t-shirt
I druther hav cookies tahn wookies - nomnomnom
sing wif me nao!
ai did it all fur teh wookie! *repeet*
(wif apolologies fur teh ear worm…)
May teh forks be wif yew.
*snert and LoL*
Drat! Dat wuz zuppozed tew be under ‘Reply to this comment’ of BGee’s ‘Use teh forks.’
It got dere
Iz teh majik of wierd press
Deer owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh. Hai. We havn’t met either, ai think. Ai am moastlee known as JCH4K. Nice to meet yoo!
so yoo know - fur nex time. Wehn yur comment stays at teh bottom, don’t werree. Awl yoo hav to do is “refresh” an it pops rite up where it shud bee. It happens awl teh time!
Fanks, JCH4K. I’VE red menny of your posts, and you’re wun of my flavorites.