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yew can’t see me
But I can see yew!
oh yew can?? well Ohai den!! ai duzznt fink we’ve met…….. iz yew nooo heeer? we likes noooo peeps!!
ai noes………… lets dans tew “liddel grass shack” an haz teh drinks wit teh umbrellas innem!!!
shake shake shake……..shakey tew teh rite
shake shake shake………shakey tew teh lefft
arms make like waves tew teh rite
an tew teh left
hippy hippy shake!!!
*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
*wiggles up fur a drink wif an um-brelly* mak main an mohito plz!!
an ai fank yu fur akseptin mai fren requst
oh yew iz welcum!!! ai lurves yer liddel skirlols!!
tehy ar on campus wher ai goes to skool, an ai jus luvs tehm to peeces!
mai tai have snother wun??? hic
‘cours… (or coors…ifn yu so desir)
Ohai whiskers!!!
I am happy to see U!!! I luv yore pics!!!
*lines up wif jamamakitty an whiskers to hoola sum moar…*
congratz, jamama!!
oooooooh kewl!! Hawaiiain lion dansing!!!
Itz a LION… get in teh boat!!!
ohai! ai iz glad yu likes mai pics! an ai is addin moor nao.
Fanks! Wii wheel luk 4 ward 2 tehm!!
Speekin ov lolz.. Im finkin I haz seen dis 1 B 4 sumware…
Oh yah.. heer!!!
Plz 2 add teh aich tee tee pee…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1415712
Ummm. ok. I found deh liddul grass shak adn wuz gonna lol deh lyrix. but den I fainted:
.
THERE’S A PLACE IN HAWAII
THAT IS VERY DEAR TO ME
I AM HOMESICK AS CAN BE
WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MY PLEA?
I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY LITTLE GRASS SHACK IN KEALAKEKUA HAWAII
I WANT TO BE WITH ALL THE KANES AND WAHINES THAT I KNEW LONG AGO
I CAN HEAR OLD GUITARS A-PLAYING
ON THE BEACH AT HO’ONAUNAU
I CAN HEAR THE HAWAIIANS SAYING
“KOMO MAI NO KAUA IKA HALE WELAKAHAO”
IT WON’T BE LONG ‘TIL MY SHIP WILL BE SAILING BACK TO KONA
A GRAND OLD PLACE THAT’S ALWAYS FAIR TO SEE.
I’M JUST A LITTLE HAWAIIAN AND A HOMESICK ISLAND BOY,
I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY FISH AND POI,
I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY LITTLE GRASS SHACK IN KEALAKEKUA, HAWAII
WHERE THE HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUAA GOES SWIMMING BY
WHERE THE HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUAA GOES SWIMMING BY.
see linkie tew song up abuv
ooopsie……. see linkie belowwwwwww ::sigh::
*hoola… hoola..hoola*
..
Sway.. sway.. sway..
.
Blowz kissez inda ayre— maiks a cerkel wif teh arms..
.
hoola… hoola sum moar!!
ooooooooh lukkit her go!!! wiggel wiggel wiggel!!!
Onst I gitz awl tihs startid… itz sew hard tew stawp!! * haaalp*
get dat wummin a hoooola hoop………… ai fink we hab found an alternittt enrgee sourssss
I cud litez up yore lyfe?!?
* moov bak !! Doan stawp mii naow!!!*
oh noessssssssssss don’t gib me teh “Yew lite up mai life” earwurm!!!
Yew alzo giv me hoap!!!
tew kerry onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Yew hasta payz Xtra 4 kerry on. .. Soree!!!
*fanks 4 flying BunBun airways*
hokai, semi- soused smammie joynez teh dans..dis cud bii beri scarii, cud bii beri phun..
♫♪Tiny bubblez♪ inda wadder
das Don Ho ( hey, hu yu cawlin ah …..? “
smammie hedded ho!!!
Tinee bubblolz in the whiiiine…. ♫
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*reprintd wif permishun of teh cweenmj*
almos lukked lai tinee bublols in teh wahine!!!
gud job on teh copyrite perms!!
Gotz teh feline taht unwinding program haz bin sukcessphul, Noa Aye haz tu fididger owt house tu surbibe nekt weak ob wrk: doin 6:30 am tu 5:30 pm awl weak lawng. Wunner house teh postie offuss fealz abowt sttin op ah gin & tonic brake? Fur sum straing reezon, dey wownt letz mii neer teh ‘puter tu plai hear….
♫♪Aimz furebber blowin bubbulz♫♪
hula , hula whoopz!
iddd – i didnt aknolig yer clebber carry on commintz……… ai dont fink ai weel fly bunbun airways
oh smammie,,, yer crackin me up!! (iz gunna be a long week souns like, but yew will hab friedegg orf…………. ai noes NO ONE at teh postal orrifice will be werking on teh forf)
oooh contraire. Ayes maiselb wilnut bii dere, butz sumwon wil. 365 daze. juss caws wii donut delibber duz nawt meen dat teh mayle duz nawt moob biitwiin orifices…
adn Crippinz tu…witch reelii sukz.
je suis désolé’
sew wut duz ai noes?
iz yew gunna hab fambly ober onna holladai?
Fanks jamamakity….I hatez ta go.. butt I gotsta taik mii shower naow…a Nuver storm cumin inn… I doan shower in teh litning! (I shower in teh wadder Doh!)
C U later guize!!
yew beeez carefulllll………..lettuce noes tomorrow dat yew are OTAY!!
duz yu sing inda shower? ( iz teh onliest plais dey letz mii sing.. hmmmmm. Aye wunner y? ) Hab ah gud nite, yu haz maed mii laff wif yer “kerry onz”
did yew hab teh gud ice creeem? an wut did yew do to fix yer abatar…… or jus cum bak an wuz awl beddar?
Aye juss cum bakc, adn itz awl beddur. Witch iz fuzzratin, cawz Aye doan noa wut tu du iffin it duz it agin…
Iys krem wuz splendid. Blak raspberry, yum, den wii went fur burgerz abterwardz… iz phun tu bii teh groanop
iz prolly wont happen agin………… ebbrywun wuz habbin teh trubbels…. sew ai figger tehy wuz werkin on teh website
at leeest it gots yew teh ice creeem
yew gonna zonk out pritty suuun?
shud fawl ober enny minit moas likelii. Haz bin op synse 4 dis mawnin, adn wuz unloadin trkz bai 5. Iz juss taht Aye myst playin heer. Mr. Pjammie sez amorrow iz anudder dai, speshullii az teh borkniss iz goen frum mai abatar. Gudnite {{{Jamama}}}, maiibe Aisle ebben taek a pix ob mi joolry adn fidger house to put it oahn mai profile page… Schmoo tu yu!
oooooooooh ai luks forward tew dat!!
schmoooo {{{smammie}}}
Hey!! Watch teh hans! Teh HANS tell teh storry (nawt teh odder tings!!)
*glaring at teh wandring eyez*
Mus be onlee song evar wiv humuhumunukunukuapuaa in it! Long name fur littul fishee!
Taht liddil fishee wud lurve tew lunch awn hour fingrz. Wunst Ai wurked at a petstoar (OMgosh, whair dint Ai wurk?) an wii fed teh big salt wutter guize teh frozen fishiz… teh trigger fish naemed uhbuv atid teh lawng Silversides. Foar sum fisheez wii breaks teh silversieds, nawt foar the trigger. Wii left tehm hole tew saev aun bandagiz. Nom nom nom OW!!! (Nebber happind, Ai wuz vijilant… Ai liek mai digits.)
*recubberz frum faint*
I can haz umbrella drink now?
Ai kieks dis wun:
Oh we’re going to a hukilau
A huki huki huki huki hukilau
Everybody loves the hukilau
Where the laulau is the kaukau at the luau
We throw our nets out into the sea
And all the amaama come a swimming to me
Oh, we’re going to a hukilau
A huki huki huki hukilau
oh Eve, yer makin me homsik……….. ai wentz tew teh ohai sckul in Hawaii………
Reeelee?!?!
Yew wheel haev tew tell us bout it at teh Yakimama Yakitup!!
yew remindz me, otay? ai wont remember………… mebbe ai bringz mai annual………… nao dat wud be gud 4 a laff!! class ob 68
dey jus had a reunion but dint gib ussns onna mainlan nuff notis, but nao dey are talkin bout habin a 60f (
) birfdai party – wiff notis – in 2 yers… dat wud be otay
Hey teh partee iz a gud idear!! (Mai momma turned 62 tihs yeer, sew yew will be fyne!!! – yea foar gud medicins!!))
Which skool did you attn… atnw…GO TO? (Iz a matter of sum pride round Hawaii)
ai went tew Kailua High School on windward side of Oahu………. an yew?
hai, jamamakitty!
concats ahn ur nawt2nd.
luks lyk ai mist a fun
pahty..mi isp kikd me
off 4 bein ahn 2long!
wuz goin thru CzB
withdrawal! mi hsbn
went 2 RadfordHS
ahn Oahu bi teh base.
Sam ting hapnt tu
us las sumr, didint
hav nuff notis…
but cuddint go
anywayz. He wuz
a surfer dude n
a vw in hs. tellz
sum awsum storiez
bout sharks adn
bein n teh tube.
wud luv 2 go
vizit.
I iz tranzplanet from Midwest, nawt local. Haz friends who went to Punaho, tho!
ai don no wun HS frm
anuddr, but cn go visit
by way of GPS, which
iz fun. saw how close
tu teh water he wuz,
adn changes since
he wuz ther.
MadLib – ai wuz military brat, not wun drop ob hawaiian blood in me……. finkso iz reqwired tew go tew Punaho
PC – which year did hubby graduate? prolly wayyyyy after me….
nawt so far afta, cher. ‘72.
he wuz n oahu in 7th-11th
grades, then moved tu WAst
adn grad’d n ‘72. wer all
bratz. ai grad’d n Tucson,
‘74, but a’m a “GRIT”, a
girl raised inda south.
Wee gotz a famblee condough on Meow-ee, at Kaanapali, but nawt gowing dis yeer cuz teh aerfair iz so hai. Iz so beyootiful dere. Ai misses et.
Ai jus heerd about a
special on United.
Du u end up missin
teh mainlan afta awhile?
oh PC, yew still here………… ai haz a bad sad!!!
Oh hai jamamamama. Wuts up?
oh fank god yew are there. I think mamakitty had a stroke. she is down at the
emergency vet o/nite for obs………… oh shit …….i’m just sick
Oh noes! {{jamama}} I noez deh feelingz.
Iz so hard to see deh beginning uv deh end,
even wen u b noeing dey b old. I hopes her
kan kum home agin.
i’m starting to think that things had been starting to shut down……. i came home from my friends house and there was a piddle in the bathroom and she jumped up on the couch a couple of times but was having trouble…. i thought she had fallen off the toilet and hurt her leg….but she just was getting worse and worse…. Karen came over to help me take her to the vet and she was the one who suspected a stroke and i think the vet thought the same thing……… but i had to give it one shot and see how she is in the morning
{{{jamama}}} {{{mamakitty}}}
Pore gurl. my hart akez 4 u.
wii will b thinking uv u adn ur sweet kitty.
thanks! go baks tew sleep n ai need tew sleep sum too…. ai will let you know how her iz inna morning….
{{{cweenmj}}}
g’nite jamamamamama. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
{{{{{{{jamama}}}}}}}}
Dis iz a luverly hoola abowt San Francisco.
O, mah nerrrrves! U gotz meh doin’ teh “Tyme Worp” agin! I tot I wuz back 60 yerz in danz skool. *whew!* Glad it not reel dis tyme!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnVzAujBX8I
i iz a noo cheezpeep.
Welcum, queenbee999; jes njoi yuurseylfe adn haz a guud tiem
tihs iys a wunnerfull plaise wif a lawt ov rlly nieyce Cheezfrendz;
Ai fink yuu wil liek iyt!!!!!
gonna haf tew talk tew teh driver ob teh CCC, himz cuttin grass tew short!!
NRA kitteh iz egsazing rite to bare teef
az long as he doesn egsersize teh rite to arm bears…
LOL!!!11!!!!!
I think he may egsazise teh rite to tear arms!
Startz riting 2 Step Hen Coal Bert bowt deh plot 2 arm barez.
Wot abawt teh rite tu mare bars?
Last pitcher on Maus’z camera.
oh noessssssssssssssss
Him wuz going on vaykayshun. wunder if he will kum bak?
dunno………. cant wayt tew see himz pikshurs……….
Hmmm … Maus awn vaykayshun … Ebil Maus puntid 2 nekst weak … gunna b uh kwyit weakind…
Legs ready tu spriing? – Check
Maus in site? – Check
Disdance calibrayted? – Check?
::oh luk! a bufferly::
Noa wut waz I dueeng? Oh yea. Hey weard Maus go?
Adn wut waz taht flash?
yew furgot teh buttshake ob d00m!
Yu suur? I thot it woz Ebil Maus’ camru.
o noez!!
maus iz wun ob larry’z brudderz too?
(it wuz larry, wuznt it, hoo taked teh orijinul pichure ob teh tigrr rite before him meeted an unplezant ending? or wuz taht himz brudder gary or barry or harry?)
(yes it wuz:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/04/funny-pictures-we-findz-in-larryz-kamera/#comments)
Ai left yew a big hug awn teh 8/08 paj.
{{{Yew haev levil head!!}}}
fank yoo! {{{{{smom}}}}}
i likes yor kyoot liddl bug. wuz wun ob teh kyootest lols eber!
definitely nawt furst
dont worry until he starts wiggling his behind
o ai jus luv teh butt wiggle of deth!
Me tu! Speshully when bebeh kittehs do it. Dey tink dey so big an’ feers!
an tehr littl fases! like: RAWR, comon, look at me…rawr…
An den dey POUNS! An den dey so proud of selveses.
sorta “hey ma luk wut ai did!”
eggzackly!
ai jus tank ceiling cat dat ai had a vidideo camera when mai 2 were bebbies. ai gots it on filem.
dey shur duzznt stai littel kittlins berry long, duz dey?
Ohai jamamakitty! Haow U n ebbreewun els b 2nyt?
Dey wuz givvin awai free samplz uv da goarmay chokklit skwayrz n uvver stufz. It wuzza hoal stoar fulla chokklit!!!! I coodnt hep but fin “dis muss b wat da chokklit sekshun uv da Tybooteek lukz liek! 
I gotta free sampl uvva “Buvareeyun Kreem Broolay” n win I wuz eetin it I wuz saiyin “nom nom nom nom” IRL!! 
Mai XYL lukt at me sorta funnee….
…
I haz uh beeg happeetayl — mai kidletz r bak frum deyz mamaz hows!!1!
*dans dans dans*
…
Oooh, n onna wai bak frum pikkin em up, we stawpt atta Russell Stover owtlit stoar…
noesssssssss RILLY?? bloo choklit??? has tew be aginst wun ob teh 10 commandmints
Waol, I dunno bowt dat, but deyz awlsew can haz yeller chokklit roaziz (4 givvin 2 da luvva ur lyf), oar ebben chokklit tewlz (chokklit plyurz, etsetruh) 4 da hubbeh uv ur lyf…
…
Yesh, reelee ……… BLOO chokklit … n uv cors awl da kitletz wontid wun!!! *pleh* I gotted uh reglur chokklit bunneh 4 me…
**smax hed wif hand**
I shooda tukted pitcherz uv d plays 2 poast heer 4 awl da Cheezfrinz 2 c … Sorree bowt dat … I gitz dem da nekst tym (da kitletz gowin bak nekst munf)
Dayngit!!
did yew eet himz eeeers nawt second? (ai has a cartooooon about dat)
nao dat ai fink ov it……….. ai bin gettin teh choklit cobbered berries, laik cherries (red) blueberries (bloo)……….. otay ai wont cawl teh pope (himz wuddin lissen to me innywai……..
)
Nawt et yet … Wuz dryvin da hoal tym … will nom 2morro aftur cherch.
…
Wich cartune b dat? I seen sebrul. “Sallee Forf” awlwaiz haz kawmiklez bowt nommin bunneh eerz. Mai fayvert is wun dat uh tellur at mai baynk haz onna wawl: 2 chokklit bunnehz — wun wif tayl byted awf n uvver wif eerz byted awf — da wun wif noe tayl sez, “Mai butt hertz” n da uvver wun sez, “Wat??”
dats teh wun……….. ai lafffed sew muchly wen ai nawt second seeed dat wun
dis liddul guy haz a long ways tew goes!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1205813
U need a splort alert fur thet pichure, jamamakitty!!1! Urz iz much kyooter than dis scaree cat.
fanks fer teh suggesshun……….. ai will take dat intew considrationz next time…. iffn ai rembreees!! mai short term membreee, wair did it go???
Gone wif teh wind, mabbeh!?
cud beeeeeeeeeeeee. ai can’t remememem…………zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ai doan kno—ai’ll fink abowt taht twomorroe. Afpurr awl, twomorroe IZ anuvver dai!
oh miz skawlett……….. ai dun noes nuffin bout birving babehs!!!
wun ob mai awl time favrit moobies!!
Oh, Ashley, Ah love you, Ah do! We aer goin to hab a AWT ob fun. Git yoor silleh awn—an wee wil hab teh tyme ob owr lyfe!
oh skawlett…………. yew noes ai cares 4 yew, but miz melnie is jus sew frajil an needs me sew……… an yew ar sew strong an boofitul……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjhtxfSMIWk
Taht’s reel pritty… but taht doan anzwer mai kwestchun!
(Ai miss teh show!!!)
maded me lol outloud agin n agin………… speshly teh curtain dress wif teh rod still innnit………
jus anser teh dam queschun
Carol wuz teh Nozee Kangaroo Mama’s voz in Horton Heerza hwu. Wuz gud tew heer hur agin.
{{{Ai liekd teh curtin rod tew!!}}}
“Ai saw it inna windoe….”
…
“I seen it inna windoe n I jess hadz 2 haz it”
…
“Fraynklee mai deer, I doan givva…” **slam**
(rite aftur da Symeez elolofunt, uv cors)
Ah snorkie
Ai had tery bull crush aun Tim Conway.
Noe wundr Ai endid up aun ICHC….
Itz Bill Murray fr me.
Kitteh’s eyz are purrfeckly camoof… kamaufl… dey match da grass!
pwepare teh defences!
An deh eff fences.
buttt wair iz teh off ences??
Butt wair = panteez.
.
ROFLMAO.
crakkin maisef up agin.
ZOMG!! I juss gottit!! ROFLMAOPIMP!!!
butt iz wairin dems out (or off………
)
wait…yur BUTT iz wairin dem???
iz dat y shes crakkin up?
Sum one WET minze……
U lonez dem owt?
Oh, wait. I sees.
Nebber mynd.
ZOMG!!! It happint agin!!!
.
Itz ben fun playing, kidz, but i haz 2 get mai sef orf twerk.
.
:snerk: I sed “but i”
.
ROFLMAOPIMP
.
*goez to change kloze b4 werk.*
hope tewnite is teh kwiet wun………… hugs tew sup’t
HEY!! werd press ated my lols!!!! Dere wuz spozed ta b a hole row uv
z at deh top uv dat post. rsznskrncht!!! kryschtablungrz!! And uzzer nawtee werds!!
Lyke Shostakovich! An Bolshevik!!
{{{{Ohai Altosinger!}}}}
Mai Heir went halfway tew your haus… hee iz orf plaeN @ teh TriCities Mid Ebil faire.
Ai awlwais wantz tew goe tew teh Faire, butt betwene teh heet an teh prays ob gass, it’za noe goe. Dang.
Dat wuz sposedta be PRYSE ob gass…:oops:
Yeah, Ai wud haev lurved tew haev gone, but hiz “crew” ob Anacronistic vigilantes drove him, sew Ai saeved gas and tew daes of heerin hiz sistorz sae, Buy me tihs, it’s hawt, Ai’m hungree, Ai’m tiert’ (Nawt tew menshun teh entranced feez… oops, ai menshund tehm.)
O Ai n00 whut yew mint. Noe wurriez.
Wuzzit skaree hawt tewdae? Wii had hour first 90+ dae foar June.
Middul sayz “Maykin stirfri tewnight”
“no, tew hawt tew cookit”
Liddul says “Kanwe haev Dommernoze?”
“no, tew hawt tew eetit”
mai puter sez iz 94 dugrease rite nao
sew wut did teh kiddlets hab 4 dinnr? cheeeeeeereeeeeeos? wun uv mai favrits
LOL AKSHUALLEEE
Ai am teh wun hew atid teh cheerioz (multigrain, wif teh soy milk) tehy had puddin n ‘yo, Gert!’ an icy capri sunz n awt teh cold stuff inna frij… cept teh razberries whitch ai wish tehy wud eet afore tehy mould. Wudda been gud inna yo, Gert!, but tehy ar teh purizts.
wunder wot wud happin eff I stukka oranj oar rubee red grapefrut inna frezzer obernyte? Spozed tew be 98ish. Pleh.
ai laiks teh multi grain tew………… but cant kwite do teh soymilks….
orinj oar rubi red grapefruuuts – inna bottlol? myte splode!!
ai cannot complain bout teh heeet coz been sew glooomie………. but ai has tew confess ai did turn on teh a/c
when you mobes will it be far frum wair yew ar now??
Wheel onlee bee a coupla blocks frum whair wii liev nao. Duplex iz smallr Cheepurr & rite nex tew teh Pair’s skool. (Push’em owt teh door inna marnin!)
Mai room wheel be bigger an FINALLY Ai wheel haev a souf window anne mai vry ohn bafroom. *little stick-like sigh*
Re Citruz fruutz: nawt inna botlol, inna peel.
Re soymilk: Teh vanilla ob moast brandz iz gud in cereal. teh Silk Choklit iz vry gud foar just drinkin. Ai am lerning tew cope. Ai kan still haz yo, Gert and cottij cheez et al, but teh cowmilk… nawt sew mutch.
Tihs post nawt sew whale placed… speciallee wif teh commints bout IDDD’s pants just below!
Sins wen dyd wyrdli playsd comments mattu tew cheezfrends? Besidz, blaym weird press, its shur tew hav dun sumthing, sew thys wai it duznt eskape.
tks jd, yew ar rite, ob Coors
prololly tyme tew change teh subjict………….. or IDDD’s unnerwair!!!
Hmmm… maybee bofe!!!
Nite cweenie!! Doan werkz tew hard!!!
Ohai, Jamama,
Aye iz bakc, testin teh ‘puter adn mai payshunz
Oh Happitailz!! Frabjus Dai! Aye iz bakc, pointii noze adn awl!!!
Smammie!!! Haow wii luvs ya– haow wii luvs ya.. ♫
Owr deer yung smammie! ♫
Yay! yoo R bonafide agin! I has a happee fur yoo.
smammie, cmon up teh fred an dew teh hawaiian lion dansing wif us!!!!
Yahoooo wun adn awl!!! Cum joyne mii inna sillibration.. iz serbin a new drinksii frum mai blender tonite. Aye haz naemed itz ” Wii can’telope, wii iz awlreddeh married ” Haz Kettle One, fresh can’telope, grenadine, lime joos, mara, marsha, freakin cherriez, gingerail adn lotz isye cuubz.
Yummies. I wud liek wun plzthnx.
kin yew put a numbrella init>?
Sploosh, splash, ploop!! Dere ya goez. Kewl, refreshin, adn phul ob auntie-occidentalz, oar sumpin gud furr yu. Maed in teh saem blendur dat envented teh “Makita” (daz ah power skrew-drybur )
I wud like won – tew! (oar free)
Teh cherriez maiks reely fancee!!
I needs tew hold owt mai pinkee???
umbarelliiz cumin op, ebben gotz sum teenii tinii papur lanturn doo-hickyz
noe holdin owt teh pinki, gonna kneadz teh hole han fur holdin onto teh wall abter tu ob deze
Kan yoo gib mee teh resippe foar taht Makita? Ai’m finkin it myte bee juss teh fing foar a badd hedake. Knot taht ai habbs wun nao, but ai’m sertin tew habb wun SUMtyme!
an teh munkee oar teh mermades hangin onna side?
smammie’s Makita……….. related tew Margarita?? ai bet it paks wun helluva
wallop…………
mmmmm…nao tahts riifwesheeng!
Oh luk…a cherry stem…luk wot ai kin doo.
snerk
trix tu maekin teh Makita:
Fil iys kuub treyz wif ruby-red graep fruut joos adn sum wif oreng joos. donut uz reel ise kuubz caws tehy meltz and waddurz teh dreenk.
Bii beri Liberal wif teh Kettle One, oar teh Stoli, and uze lime-aid tu maek ebberyting swirl rownd & rownd til it cumz owt slush. Instint brayne freez.
Ooh, I can has a canteloopy thingy? I lovz me some canterlope.
ohai sk……….. smammie teh bartender cawled it uh nite….. herz onna east coast an iz gettin lateish……
wair iz yew tewdai? ai iz near skeattle
Ooh, smammie, dat sownds yummy. An relacksin! Fass!!
jamamakitty, I is on the east coast tu. Neer Boston.
jus yew tek wun moar steep, dares yew
Dis pitcher make meh gald ai are not a mowz.
nawt eben much ob a snack!!!
Oar a bunnee. Nawt gud 2 bee at teh low end uf teh fud chain.
Sleek tawnee Kitteh
iz in Full Attakkz Moad. Willz
pownss ennee minnit!
Kitteh’z tayll sweepeeng
leffz andz ryte. Dis iz syne ubz
Imminnent Daynnjurr
Tawnee Kitteh nawtz
toatellee eebill. Kitteh
duz wut Kitteh duz
Jack.
ohai, jack. {{jack}}
tawnee kitteh finkso hes tiger.
so kyewt.
also kyewt wen tiger finkso hes just a tawnee kitteh.
an Jack duz wut himz duz sew well!!! ai lurves it!!!
An duz it VERRI weel!! Hay, Jack, wee hazzn’t scene yoo awn cheezfrenz laytelee—ware yoo bin?
im in yr lawn
stocking yr preys
ai preys to ceiling cat taht yu stock teh mouses, an teh buns, an teh skwerls, an teh gooshyfud, an teh cheezburgers…
aim in yer lawn
)
prayin to yer stocks…. (cant get much werser!!!
yesh itz cud… cud bii prayin tu yer sockz, speshulli after waring dem awl dai
yipppeee smammie………… teh ice creeem did teh trick, eh?? gud tew see yr littel possummy self!!!
hunny, in tihs economy,
we’re ALL praying to owr stocks…
spring tail lawn-chair loaded an reddi…
hidrolick legs on stand-by…
steel trap jaw aquivr…
and…
POUNCE!
…rock and roll
pop, lock and drop!!
janetcan has 4 kittehs?
u deres?
i maked misstake wiff da my space fingy… nao shud wurk.
i shud blaymes new pewter.
O hai ittehbittehkitteh! Did yoo cawl mee?? Ai am heer- but verree layte.
But DOOOO let me tell yoo hao VERREE VERREE happee ai am that yoo ar finallee bak wif us!
Nao ai just need teh time to get maiself bak!
If awnlee Kafleen and gremlin were here, ar hole famlbee wud be together. We hav missed yoo a LOT! {{{{{{ittehbittehkitteh}}}}}}
Dis was da last foto taken by kitteh’s hooman. Kitteh was sekuritee at kat mafia meeting to desskuss cheezburger or twoonnaa.
edge trimmer kitteh
haz identifyed an edge 2 trim
Iz actually kitteh head wiz bear head behindz it lulz
Oh.. looking like a skillful hunter… amazing..
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I can has Abyssinian?
Iyn pohsition;…………. flash adn kleer;
lazures lokked;……………. butt wiggul ov duum;
ADN ………………..GOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………POWNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woah…..gives him what he wants……
LOCK AND LOAD.
>=3