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jamamakitty

oh yew can?? well Ohai den!! ai duzznt fink we’ve met…….. iz yew nooo heeer? we likes noooo peeps!!

jamamakitty

ai noes………… lets dans tew “liddel grass shack” an haz teh drinks wit teh umbrellas innem!!!

jamamakitty

shake shake shake……..shakey tew teh rite
shake shake shake………shakey tew teh lefft
arms make like waves tew teh rite
an tew teh left
hippy hippy shake!!!

whiskers

*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

*wiggles up fur a drink wif an um-brelly* mak main an mohito plz!!

an ai fank yu fur akseptin mai fren requst :)

jamamakitty

oh yew iz welcum!!! ai lurves yer liddel skirlols!!

whiskers

tehy ar on campus wher ai goes to skool, an ai jus luvs tehm to peeces!

whiskers

‘cours… (or coors…ifn yu so desir)

 
 
 
 
idansdansdans

Ohai whiskers!!!
I am happy to see U!!! I luv yore pics!!! :smile:
*lines up wif jamamakitty an whiskers to hoola sum moar…*
congratz, jamama!!

jamamakitty

oooooooh kewl!! Hawaiiain lion dansing!!!

idansdansdans

Itz a LION… get in teh boat!!!

whiskers

ohai! ai iz glad yu likes mai pics! an ai is addin moor nao.

idansdansdans

Fanks! Wii wheel luk 4 ward 2 tehm!!

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idansdansdans

Speekin ov lolz.. Im finkin I haz seen dis 1 B 4 sumware…
Oh yah.. heer!!!

Plz 2 add teh aich tee tee pee…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1415712

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
cweenmj

Ummm. ok. I found deh liddul grass shak adn wuz gonna lol deh lyrix. but den I fainted:
.
THERE’S A PLACE IN HAWAII
THAT IS VERY DEAR TO ME
I AM HOMESICK AS CAN BE
WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MY PLEA?

I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY LITTLE GRASS SHACK IN KEALAKEKUA HAWAII
I WANT TO BE WITH ALL THE KANES AND WAHINES THAT I KNEW LONG AGO

I CAN HEAR OLD GUITARS A-PLAYING
ON THE BEACH AT HO’ONAUNAU
I CAN HEAR THE HAWAIIANS SAYING
“KOMO MAI NO KAUA IKA HALE WELAKAHAO”

IT WON’T BE LONG ‘TIL MY SHIP WILL BE SAILING BACK TO KONA
A GRAND OLD PLACE THAT’S ALWAYS FAIR TO SEE.
I’M JUST A LITTLE HAWAIIAN AND A HOMESICK ISLAND BOY,
I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY FISH AND POI,

I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY LITTLE GRASS SHACK IN KEALAKEKUA, HAWAII
WHERE THE HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUAA GOES SWIMMING BY
WHERE THE HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUAA GOES SWIMMING BY.

jamamakitty

ooopsie……. see linkie belowwwwwww ::sigh::

 
 
idansdansdans

*hoola… hoola..hoola*
..
Sway.. sway.. sway..
.
Blowz kissez inda ayre— maiks a cerkel wif teh arms..
.
hoola… hoola sum moar!!

jamamakitty

ooooooooh lukkit her go!!! wiggel wiggel wiggel!!!

idansdansdans

Onst I gitz awl tihs startid… itz sew hard tew stawp!! * haaalp*

jamamakitty

get dat wummin a hoooola hoop………… ai fink we hab found an alternittt enrgee sourssss

idansdansdans

I cud litez up yore lyfe?!?
* moov bak !! Doan stawp mii naow!!!*

jamamakitty

oh noessssssssssss don’t gib me teh “Yew lite up mai life” earwurm!!!

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idansdansdans

Yew alzo giv me hoap!!!

 
jamamakitty

tew kerry onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 
idansdansdans

Yew hasta payz Xtra 4 kerry on. .. Soree!!!
*fanks 4 flying BunBun airways*

 
smammie

hokai, semi- soused smammie joynez teh dans..dis cud bii beri scarii, cud bii beri phun..

♫♪Tiny bubblez♪ inda wadder

das Don Ho ( hey, hu yu cawlin ah …..? “

 
 
idansdansdans

Tinee bubblolz in the whiiiine…. ♫

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*reprintd wif permishun of teh cweenmj*

 
jamamakitty

almos lukked lai tinee bublols in teh wahine!!!

gud job on teh copyrite perms!!

 
smammie

Gotz teh feline taht unwinding program haz bin sukcessphul, Noa Aye haz tu fididger owt house tu surbibe nekt weak ob wrk: doin 6:30 am tu 5:30 pm awl weak lawng. Wunner house teh postie offuss fealz abowt sttin op ah gin & tonic brake? Fur sum straing reezon, dey wownt letz mii neer teh ‘puter tu plai hear….

♫♪Aimz furebber blowin bubbulz♫♪

hula , hula whoopz!

 
jamamakitty

iddd - i didnt aknolig yer clebber carry on commintz……… ai dont fink ai weel fly bunbun airways

 
jamamakitty

oh smammie,,, yer crackin me up!! (iz gunna be a long week souns like, but yew will hab friedegg orf…………. ai noes NO ONE at teh postal orrifice will be werking on teh forf)

 
smammie

oooh contraire. Ayes maiselb wilnut bii dere, butz sumwon wil. 365 daze. juss caws wii donut delibber duz nawt meen dat teh mayle duz nawt moob biitwiin orifices…

 
smammie

adn Crippinz tu…witch reelii sukz.

 
jamamakitty

je suis désolé’

sew wut duz ai noes?

iz yew gunna hab fambly ober onna holladai?

 
idansdansdans

Fanks jamamakity….I hatez ta go.. butt I gotsta taik mii shower naow…a Nuver storm cumin inn… I doan shower in teh litning! (I shower in teh wadder Doh!)
C U later guize!!

 
jamamakitty

yew beeez carefulllll………..lettuce noes tomorrow dat yew are OTAY!!

 
smammie

duz yu sing inda shower? ( iz teh onliest plais dey letz mii sing.. hmmmmm. Aye wunner y? ) Hab ah gud nite, yu haz maed mii laff wif yer “kerry onz”

 
jamamakitty

did yew hab teh gud ice creeem? an wut did yew do to fix yer abatar…… or jus cum bak an wuz awl beddar?

 
smammie

Aye juss cum bakc, adn itz awl beddur. Witch iz fuzzratin, cawz Aye doan noa wut tu du iffin it duz it agin…

Iys krem wuz splendid. Blak raspberry, yum, den wii went fur burgerz abterwardz… iz phun tu bii teh groanop

 
jamamakitty

iz prolly wont happen agin………… ebbrywun wuz habbin teh trubbels…. sew ai figger tehy wuz werkin on teh website

at leeest it gots yew teh ice creeem

yew gonna zonk out pritty suuun?

 
smammie

shud fawl ober enny minit moas likelii. Haz bin op synse 4 dis mawnin, adn wuz unloadin trkz bai 5. Iz juss taht Aye myst playin heer. Mr. Pjammie sez amorrow iz anudder dai, speshullii az teh borkniss iz goen frum mai abatar. Gudnite {{{Jamama}}}, maiibe Aisle ebben taek a pix ob mi joolry adn fidger house to put it oahn mai profile page… Schmoo tu yu!

 
jamamakitty

oooooooooh ai luks forward tew dat!!

schmoooo {{{smammie}}}

 
TheMadLibrarian

Hey!! Watch teh hans! Teh HANS tell teh storry (nawt teh odder tings!!)

*glaring at teh wandring eyez*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
saxikath

Mus be onlee song evar wiv humuhumunukunukuapuaa in it! Long name fur littul fishee!

sweetmotherofmars

Taht liddil fishee wud lurve tew lunch awn hour fingrz. Wunst Ai wurked at a petstoar (OMgosh, whair dint Ai wurk?) an wii fed teh big salt wutter guize teh frozen fishiz… teh trigger fish naemed uhbuv atid teh lawng Silversides. Foar sum fisheez wii breaks teh silversieds, nawt foar the trigger. Wii left tehm hole tew saev aun bandagiz. Nom nom nom OW!!! (Nebber happind, Ai wuz vijilant… Ai liek mai digits.)

 
 
cweenmj

*recubberz frum faint*
I can haz umbrella drink now?

 
Eve

Ai kieks dis wun:

Oh we’re going to a hukilau
A huki huki huki huki hukilau
Everybody loves the hukilau
Where the laulau is the kaukau at the luau
We throw our nets out into the sea
And all the amaama come a swimming to me
Oh, we’re going to a hukilau
A huki huki huki hukilau

jamamakitty

oh Eve, yer makin me homsik……….. ai wentz tew teh ohai sckul in Hawaii………

sweetmotherofmars

Reeelee?!?!
Yew wheel haev tew tell us bout it at teh Yakimama Yakitup!!

jamamakitty

yew remindz me, otay? ai wont remember………… mebbe ai bringz mai annual………… nao dat wud be gud 4 a laff!! class ob 68

dey jus had a reunion but dint gib ussns onna mainlan nuff notis, but nao dey are talkin bout habin a 60f ( :cry: ) birfdai party - wiff notis - in 2 yers… dat wud be otay

sweetmotherofmars

Hey teh partee iz a gud idear!! (Mai momma turned 62 tihs yeer, sew yew will be fyne!!! - yea foar gud medicins!!))

 
TheMadLibrarian

Which skool did you attn… atnw…GO TO? (Iz a matter of sum pride round Hawaii)

jamamakitty

ai went tew Kailua High School on windward side of Oahu………. an yew?

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PercyCat

hai, jamamakitty!
concats ahn ur nawt2nd.
luks lyk ai mist a fun
pahty..mi isp kikd me
off 4 bein ahn 2long!
wuz goin thru CzB
withdrawal! mi hsbn
went 2 RadfordHS
ahn Oahu bi teh base.
Sam ting hapnt tu
us las sumr, didint
hav nuff notis…
but cuddint go
anywayz. He wuz
a surfer dude n
a vw in hs. tellz
sum awsum storiez
bout sharks adn
bein n teh tube.
wud luv 2 go
vizit.

 
TheMadLibrarian

I iz tranzplanet from Midwest, nawt local. Haz friends who went to Punaho, tho!

 
 
 
 
 
Eve

Wee gotz a famblee condough on Meow-ee, at Kaanapali, but nawt gowing dis yeer cuz teh aerfair iz so hai. Iz so beyootiful dere. Ai misses et.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
queenbee999

i iz a noo cheezpeep.

cheshirekittehkat

Welcum, queenbee999; jes njoi yuurseylfe adn haz a guud tiem
tihs iys a wunnerfull plaise wif a lawt ov rlly nieyce Cheezfrendz;

Ai fink yuu wil liek iyt!!!!! :lol:

 
 
 
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