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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Saturday, June 28th, 2008 at 4:00 am.

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  1. annipuss says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:01 am

    But onlee playin

    Reply
    • mamarosa says:
      June 28, 2008 at 4:02 am

      Congratulashuns on nawt sekkond.

      Wut’s for drinkin’?

      Reply
      • annipuss says:
        June 28, 2008 at 4:05 am

        Ai wud liek sumfing 2 taek awai teh tayste uv dis Lol – Ai don fink kittehz rly want 2 kill peepl. Awl teh kittehz Ai’ve nown haz been luvvin an jentl.

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        • Ruth James says:
          June 28, 2008 at 4:18 am

          Howabowt if yu tink ob teh kitteh commets bein dyrekted at woteber has juss com thru teh leddebawks an landed at the boddum ob teh stayrs? Taht’d werk!

          Reply
          • annipuss says:
            June 28, 2008 at 4:25 am

            Yep, Ai suppoze dat cud b it, but der seemz 2 b soe menny lolz wiv dis sort uv eyedea an Ai fynde it a liddle upsettin – Ai fink teh peepl hoo fink liek dat mus be berry sad peeplz

            Reply
            • Ruth James says:
              June 28, 2008 at 4:28 am

              Tehy juss doent hab a kitteh to snorgle

              Reply
              • annipuss says:
                June 28, 2008 at 4:30 am

                Dats troo – iffn dey had kittehz, dey wud noe haow lubbin and gud kittehz aer.

                Reply
                • Ruth James says:
                  June 28, 2008 at 4:44 am

                  Eksept wen tehy maek biscits awn yur full bladder
                  Or brung yu a reel mausie to plai wiv at 3am
                  Or fro up wen yu’r tryin to leev for werk an yu’re layt orlreddy
                  Or tink teh pyl ob A’level paypers yu’r ment to be markin is a gnu toi for tehm to chayse orl ober teh rume!

                  Reply
                  • lolcatburglar says:
                    June 28, 2008 at 4:48 am

                    Or when tehy….

                    Aggravate ur allergies
                    Barf in ur shoos
                    Create a disturbance in teh space-time continuum
                    D…

                    Reply
                    • Ruth James says:
                      June 28, 2008 at 4:52 am

                      Dig a hoel fru teh miggle ob teh gnus-payer, wyl yur reedin it
                      Eet yur fuds, orf yur playt, wivowt arskin
                      Fynd teh chikkin boens in teh bin, bai nokkin teh bin ober an eggskavaytin to teh boddum
                      G…

                      Reply
                      • lolcatburglar says:
                        June 28, 2008 at 4:57 am

                        Gamble away ur life savings
                        Hork up hairballs on ur pillow
                        Imitate whut u looks like in teh morning.
                        J…

                        Reply
                        • zauberflote says:
                          June 28, 2008 at 5:03 am

                          Jumpz up awn ur lap but iz tew fat an misses, leevin ur leg bleedin profyooselee

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
                          June 28, 2008 at 7:53 am

                          ;) Luk – it brancheded off. So wee hav moar to doo!

                          Klimbs up yur pants leg
                          Liks yur fayce ’til yur skin iz awlmoast goan!
                          Meiowz pitifullee wehn yoo won’t let them aut!
                          N. . .

                        • martoonie says:
                          June 28, 2008 at 7:58 am

                          Noze wehn u is reachin for teh tin opnr
                          Onlee sheds white floof awn blak fabrik
                          Poopz in ur shoo
                          Q…

                        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
                          June 28, 2008 at 9:05 am

                          Qwik to pownce awn just about enething
                          Reelee laiks to ssstretch awt awn yur keybord wehn yoo hav important messages yoo need to send!
                          Sitz awn yoo wehn yoo ar tryng to sleep
                          T. . .

                    • leosmom says:
                      June 28, 2008 at 4:54 am

                      Drag tings outa da trash to pway wiff.
                      Eats a pees of cheez yoo ment to hab yorself
                      Fritens peeps wiff der glowey eis
                      Grabs da end of da ribbons when yer wrapping prezints
                      “Halps” yoo when yoor stringing beeds
                      I….

                      Reply
                      • zauberflote says:
                        June 28, 2008 at 5:01 am

                        Inbestigaytin playses u wishez dey woodnt

                        Jigglin teh blinds wen ur tryin tew sleep

                        Kommin in WAIIII after u wantz tew be in bed

                        Lettin in teh bugz wyle u hold teh door open

                        Reply
                      • old lurker says:
                        June 28, 2008 at 5:04 am

                        Keepz nokkin ober hiz wadder boul
                        Lykes to sit onyer wurk cloz
                        Maeks lyk a efalump by runnin tru de houz at 3 ayem
                        N…

                        Reply
                  • zauberflote says:
                    June 28, 2008 at 4:57 am

                    Annipuss, I lubs awl kittehz, an myne teh bestest. But I fynd dese lolpics hilaryuss! Itz teh flash effect in teh kitteh eyez that gibz mii teh gigglols, nawt whut teh kittehs mai oar mai nawt be thinkin! I doan eben fink ob wut the kittehz be finkin, I juss gigglolz!

                    Butz, u noez, kittehz haz teh “deth stair” NEwaiz! Wen I marrided mai hubbee, his femail kitteh wud be sittin there staring at mii wen I wokded up, and if lookz cud kill, he’da been a widower alawng tyme ago…….!

                    Reply
                    • nativeca66 says:
                      June 28, 2008 at 6:52 am

                      Deth Stair…hmmm…Ai fink teh dawrk sied uv teh Darf Tatter lolpic iz inflew-n-sing dis fred.

                      Adn, chriscat’s fred beelow.

                      Reply
                    • 3 Cattails says:
                      June 28, 2008 at 7:09 am

                      Ther wer sum moar kyoot capshuns wit dis pichur onna votin paige. But if eye don favorwrite them win nawt sekkond see em, I kin nebber find em agin.
                      Lost in cyberspace.
                      Wud be fun to see alla teh differnt capshuns fur teh pichurs.

                      Reply
                      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
                        June 28, 2008 at 7:56 am

                        3 Cattails!! Taht Is a gud idea. Waht fun to see awl teh caps fur eech pikshur awl linoned up togedder! Wud bee moar interesting tahn see ing time wun bia sun.

                        But – it iz probablee too hard!

                        Reply
                        • 3 Cattails says:
                          June 28, 2008 at 2:08 pm

                          Oh I tink teh cheez iz prettee clebber. I wunder if they cud hav a link unner teh pichure thet wud taek u 2 a paige wif alla other capshuns fur teh pichur. Mebbe jus knead sumone 2 suggest it.

        • Katzo says:
          December 21, 2008 at 7:52 am

          dszgygvdzhfdz
          h

          Reply
    • ValerieSpook says:
      July 15, 2008 at 5:04 pm

      Fazr iyz!

      Reply
  2. Hyla's Brook says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:01 am

    Wez wont hurt u iff u gibs us CHEEZBURGERZ rite naow!

    Reply
  3. lolcatburglar says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:02 am

    STOP STAIRING AT ME!!1!

    Reply
  4. robotnik says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:04 am

    OHAI

    Reply
  5. dammitjim says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:04 am

    set fasers?

    Reply
  6. teenie says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:05 am

    O hai, no intelijent lyfe heer, beem us up!

    Reply
  7. AfriCat says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:10 am

    Stareway to Hebbin?

    Reply
  8. zauberflote says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:15 am

    Todai iz Lucifurz birfdai, HAPPEE BIRFDAI Lucifur!!!!!!! :) :) :)

    Reply
    • leosmom says:
      June 28, 2008 at 4:55 am

      Happitails to Lucifur on da birfday occashun!!!

      Reply
    • missyindc says:
      June 28, 2008 at 6:52 am

      *whispers….is myne tew…had to haf toof pulled dis mornin….happee burfcake to meh…ow!*

      Reply
      • cweenmj says:
        June 28, 2008 at 7:37 am

        Oh Hai missyindc!! Happe birfday minus wun toof. Ow! dat not b a gud way 2 starting deh birfday. :( Heer, I gibz u sum birfday cake wif no oweez 2 nom. Adn a liddul medissinul martoonee.
        Cheez!

        Reply
        • martoonie says:
          June 28, 2008 at 7:39 am

          GMTA cweenmj! Ur commint was nawt heer wehn ai roted mine. But ai guess 2 martoonies is always bedder tahn wun!

          Reply
          • cweenmj says:
            June 28, 2008 at 8:22 am

            Juss like wen 2 peepz kumz 2 teh aid uv deh splort viktimz. Awlwayz bedder 2 hav lotza kair than nun atoll. :) Deh Cheezpeepz b deh kind an hepful. Makez mai hart warm 2 see deh kindnessez heer. Dis whirrld sumtimez seemz a cold adn hartless plais. But wii noe dat most peepz b kairing — wii see it heer ebbery day.
            ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

            Reply
        • missyindc says:
          June 28, 2008 at 7:40 am

          Ohai, Cween….fank yew fank yew fank yew! I looks lyke John McCain in my cheekies, sew medissin most needud!

          Reply
      • martoonie says:
        June 28, 2008 at 7:38 am

        Happy burfday! Heer, has a martoonie to numb teh payn ob teh toofs.

        Reply
      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
        June 28, 2008 at 8:53 am

        Happy Burfday to yew, missyindc. Oh! Wait a minnit! Ai can doo bedder than that!

        BRB!! ;)

        Reply
        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
          June 28, 2008 at 8:59 am

          ♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫

          ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO

          HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER Missyindc ♪
♫
          HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫
          ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

          Sorree about teh toof! But ai’ll hav wun ov those martoonies too, pleez! Teh chawlk’
          wun ov corse! :-)

          Reply
          • missyindc says:
            June 28, 2008 at 9:56 am

            Awww….JCH4K…fanks! Cweenmj is rite – lief can be sew hard but teh cheezfrens makes it sew nyce! Fank yew, fank yew!

            Reply
      • kafleen says:
        June 29, 2008 at 3:47 am

        Oh, hai, missy! I juss now fownded u dis mornin!

        I happy birfdayed u on Cheezfrends, too!

        {{{{{missy}}}}

        I hope u had a hopyy wun!

        Reply
    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
      June 28, 2008 at 8:56 am

      ♬ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫

      ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO

      HAPPEY BIRFDAY DEER Lucifur ♪
♫
      HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫
      ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

      Reply
  9. Jack Deth says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:19 am

    Hewminz grilleeng plump
    Cheezbugrz. Kittehz feest
    awn t3h aroamma

    Kittehz dissplayz free
    degreez ubz sepurrayshun
    in Kitteh angurr

    Hewminz shoodz awffurr
    sum Cheezburgrz. Kittehz knoez
    wayr Hewminz hyde shooz :-)

    Jack.

    Reply
  10. cheshirekittehkat says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:23 am

    Boi, tehse kittehs haz bin wautchyng tuu muches Aitch Bee Ohh, oar plaiying tuu menny bideo gamez;

    Hmmmmm, adn tehms plans tuu akkohmplysh awl tihs awn oanley 5 steppes;
    Wowsers, taht’s kwite a feate;

    (Mebbee tehms shud goez bak tuu tehir maurnyng nappee;
    tehn wen tehms waikez up, tehms mite haz a beddure gaime tuu playez!!!!) :roll:

    Reply
  11. trtskh says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:24 am

    awl dis can b urz foar awnly 10 ez paymuntz ob $99.99. Butt wate! ibs u cawlz nao, u can haz teh portible “stun” lazor kitteh. Cawl in teh next 5 minz, nd gets 2 chzbrgrz FREE.

    Reply
  12. Jenniffuurr says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:27 am

    Moar like “Kill” “Disrupt” an “SPLORT!”

    Reply
  13. Chriscat says:
    June 28, 2008 at 4:50 am

    trtskh, duz portible “stun” kitteh come wiht recharjer gooeyfud, or iz taht sepperate? Duz hav odder settingz besidz “stun”?
    Is not sure I wants to stun anybuddy, mebbee just maek tehm wobble a littl.

    Reply
  14. catalogical humor says:
    June 28, 2008 at 6:09 am

    wr in yr basement
    neuteralizing yr Basement Cat

    Reply
  15. Chriscat says:
    June 28, 2008 at 6:13 am

    Ai don’t wants pepols to run awai, but sumtiems ai fink a litl wobbling wud be a gud fing. Besidez, if they r running awai, iz moer harder 2 hit’em wit teh kitteh lazor. (hmmm, seems ai’m devloping a dark side.)
    (Goes into kitchen and comes out with plate of cookies…..)
    Cookys for awl!!! Ai gotz awl different kindz 4 ebberbuddy!

    Reply
  16. Chriscat says:
    June 28, 2008 at 6:19 am

    Ai got
    Anise cookies (taste liek likkorish)
    Butter cookys
    Coconut cookies………

    Reply
  17. HALP says:
    June 28, 2008 at 7:51 am

    dey shuda dun deh BTK, bind torture kill.

    Reply
  18. Chriscat says:
    June 28, 2008 at 8:57 am

    Salmon cookies( for teh kittehs)
    Tickle cookies( Ai hab no idea, but kittehs wil like)
    Un-chokolity cookies (tehy made wiht white chokylit)
    V…

    Reply
  19. Chriscat says:
    June 28, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Ohai Leosmom,
    Sorry, I dint see u there. Mmmm I wantz a Zebra cookie.

    Reply
  20. korsair says:
    June 28, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Why does mai kitteh alwaze go directly to kill whan she trys zapping me? I wuv her, pet her, hold her – nawt hard- and don’t call her george. She basement kitteh – is dat problem?

    Reply
  21. nekochan says:
    June 28, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    dalek kittehs sit ‘pon stairs n extermnate, nilate, destroy.

    Reply
  22. DarkHawke says:
    June 30, 2008 at 6:44 am

    Woot! Star Trek reffrenc fur teh wins!

    Reply
  23. nthawn says:
    June 30, 2008 at 7:59 am

    reel kittehs dont set fer stun.

    Reply
  24. Jamba says:
    July 1, 2008 at 11:36 am

    I like teh midle oneh

    Reply
  25. dadcat says:
    July 4, 2008 at 7:41 am

    We get it, cats have glowy eyes… :P
    Enough already.

    Reply
  26. Ashley says:
    July 31, 2008 at 11:45 am

    Lol I set phaser to kill plz

    :D

    Reply
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