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kittehs will compleet der evil planz.
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But onlee playin
Congratulashuns on nawt sekkond.
Wut’s for drinkin’?
Ai wud liek sumfing 2 taek awai teh tayste uv dis Lol - Ai don fink kittehz rly want 2 kill peepl. Awl teh kittehz Ai’ve nown haz been luvvin an jentl.
Howabowt if yu tink ob teh kitteh commets bein dyrekted at woteber has juss com thru teh leddebawks an landed at the boddum ob teh stayrs? Taht’d werk!
Yep, Ai suppoze dat cud b it, but der seemz 2 b soe menny lolz wiv dis sort uv eyedea an Ai fynde it a liddle upsettin - Ai fink teh peepl hoo fink liek dat mus be berry sad peeplz
Tehy juss doent hab a kitteh to snorgle
Dats troo - iffn dey had kittehz, dey wud noe haow lubbin and gud kittehz aer.
Eksept wen tehy maek biscits awn yur full bladder
Or brung yu a reel mausie to plai wiv at 3am
Or fro up wen yu’r tryin to leev for werk an yu’re layt orlreddy
Or tink teh pyl ob A’level paypers yu’r ment to be markin is a gnu toi for tehm to chayse orl ober teh rume!
Or when tehy….
Aggravate ur allergies
Barf in ur shoos
Create a disturbance in teh space-time continuum
D…
Dig a hoel fru teh miggle ob teh gnus-payer, wyl yur reedin it
Eet yur fuds, orf yur playt, wivowt arskin
Fynd teh chikkin boens in teh bin, bai nokkin teh bin ober an eggskavaytin to teh boddum
G…
Gamble away ur life savings
Hork up hairballs on ur pillow
Imitate whut u looks like in teh morning.
J…
Jumpz up awn ur lap but iz tew fat an misses, leevin ur leg bleedin profyooselee
Klimbs up yur pants leg
Liks yur fayce ’til yur skin iz awlmoast goan!
Meiowz pitifullee wehn yoo won’t let them aut!
N. . .
Noze wehn u is reachin for teh tin opnr
Onlee sheds white floof awn blak fabrik
Poopz in ur shoo
Q…
Qwik to pownce awn just about enething
Reelee laiks to ssstretch awt awn yur keybord wehn yoo hav important messages yoo need to send!
Sitz awn yoo wehn yoo ar tryng to sleep
T. . .
Drag tings outa da trash to pway wiff.
Eats a pees of cheez yoo ment to hab yorself
Fritens peeps wiff der glowey eis
Grabs da end of da ribbons when yer wrapping prezints
“Halps” yoo when yoor stringing beeds
I….
Inbestigaytin playses u wishez dey woodnt
Jigglin teh blinds wen ur tryin tew sleep
Kommin in WAIIII after u wantz tew be in bed
Lettin in teh bugz wyle u hold teh door open
Keepz nokkin ober hiz wadder boul
Lykes to sit onyer wurk cloz
Maeks lyk a efalump by runnin tru de houz at 3 ayem
N…
Neber come when callded
Offer for you to see der backsides up close and personal-like
Pounce on da yarn as yoo try to roll a ball from a skein
Quickly hide when yoo want to show off yor prittie kitteh
Refuse to coem when callded (do you sense a theme here?)
S…
Saying rude things behind ur back
Tying ur shoolaces togevver
Using ur car, not filling up gas tank before bringing it back
V…
(mai kittehs be too yung to dwive)
Since when has this ever stopped a kitteh from doing something?
Vacuum attackers
Whisker ticklers
Xactly what they want to do
Y…
day kant see ober da dashbord
Yes, and …?
Yellin to com in, fyv minnits ahfter yu giv up an shut teh dor an go to bed
Zzzzzzzzzzzz wherever teihr furrs isgoin to sho up teh mostest!
And its hard to shift when yoo dont hab appos…oppas…thumbs liek we do.
One steers, another werks teh pedals, allda rest play teh radio loud and say rude things to other peeps at stoplights.
an Schatzie gets carsick and meows loudly all the way, and leo (being a man) has no sense of direkshun
Waiter! Another case of denial over here at leosmom’s table!
She has time. Her car be missing, along wif her kittehs!
ai lubs yoo, LCB. yoo all challenge me in da bestest way. ais so glad ai found dis site!!1!
an ai dont wnat river water, eben if its imported from Egypt.
Teh kitteh hoo owns mii chawed a whole in teh fanksgibbin terkey wen I had it owt 2 thaw.. I hadda dew a skin graff frum a chikkin !!
Annipuss, I lubs awl kittehz, an myne teh bestest. But I fynd dese lolpics hilaryuss! Itz teh flash effect in teh kitteh eyez that gibz mii teh gigglols, nawt whut teh kittehs mai oar mai nawt be thinkin! I doan eben fink ob wut the kittehz be finkin, I juss gigglolz!
Butz, u noez, kittehz haz teh “deth stair” NEwaiz! Wen I marrided mai hubbee, his femail kitteh wud be sittin there staring at mii wen I wokded up, and if lookz cud kill, he’da been a widower alawng tyme ago…….!
Deth Stair…hmmm…Ai fink teh dawrk sied uv teh Darf Tatter lolpic iz inflew-n-sing dis fred.
Adn, chriscat’s fred beelow.
Ther wer sum moar kyoot capshuns wit dis pichur onna votin paige. But if eye don favorwrite them win nawt sekkond see em, I kin nebber find em agin.
Lost in cyberspace.
Wud be fun to see alla teh differnt capshuns fur teh pichurs.
3 Cattails!! Taht Is a gud idea. Waht fun to see awl teh caps fur eech pikshur awl linoned up togedder! Wud bee moar interesting tahn see ing time wun bia sun.
But - it iz probablee too hard!
Oh I tink teh cheez iz prettee clebber. I wunder if they cud hav a link unner teh pichure thet wud taek u 2 a paige wif alla other capshuns fur teh pichur. Mebbe jus knead sumone 2 suggest it.
Fazr iyz!
Wez wont hurt u iff u gibs us CHEEZBURGERZ rite naow!
Well, we mite hurt u a li’l bit anyways, just to keep u in ur place.
basement cat minyuns watch us eet cheezburgers! they want to nom!
STOP STAIRING AT ME!!1!
I’d taek steps to avoid kittehs wif these thawts!
Noe! dey be tinking bout
Killin yer board ohm
Dis ruptin yer deprezzion
Stunnin yu wid teh funnie tings de kan dew
OHAI
OH hai yersef, robotnik!! snazzy liddul kwilt ya got there.
Duz u b gnu heer? I don remember seeing u b4. Welkum 2 Cheezland. Dere b sum stranj peepz heer, but wii b mostlee harmless.
Spiik 4 yerself O cween…… * Muahhahahahahahahah….*
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Jes kiddin… Welcum robotnik, pleese stai an play wif us!
I sed MOSTLEE harmless.
*snerk*
set fasers?
nuttin fazes kittehs…’cep fyrmen…sew ai hear
O hai, no intelijent lyfe heer, beem us up!
Stareway to Hebbin?
Stareway to Cheezburgers?
Todai iz Lucifurz birfdai, HAPPEE BIRFDAI Lucifur!!!!!!!
Happitails to Lucifur on da birfday occashun!!!
Happy Burfday, Lucifur!
Hippo birdies, two ewe.. ♫
Hippo birdies, two ewe..
Hippo birdies, deer Lucifur,
Hippo birdies, two ewe!!!! ♫ ♫
*whispers….is myne tew…had to haf toof pulled dis mornin….happee burfcake to meh…ow!*
Oh Hai missyindc!! Happe birfday minus wun toof. Ow! dat not b a gud way 2 starting deh birfday.
Heer, I gibz u sum birfday cake wif no oweez 2 nom. Adn a liddul medissinul martoonee.
Cheez!
GMTA cweenmj! Ur commint was nawt heer wehn ai roted mine. But ai guess 2 martoonies is always bedder tahn wun!
Juss like wen 2 peepz kumz 2 teh aid uv deh splort viktimz. Awlwayz bedder 2 hav lotza kair than nun atoll.
Deh Cheezpeepz b deh kind an hepful. Makez mai hart warm 2 see deh kindnessez heer. Dis whirrld sumtimez seemz a cold adn hartless plais. But wii noe dat most peepz b kairing — wii see it heer ebbery day.
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Ohai, Cween….fank yew fank yew fank yew! I looks lyke John McCain in my cheekies, sew medissin most needud!
Yeowtch!!! Nawt fare!! Nawt on yore birfdai!!! Heer, hazza icee pak an a choklit popsikkel!! John McCain!!!
Heer, haz anuver popsikkel..
Happi Birfdai!!
Fanks, dans(x3)….popsikkel rocks and maykes it muches bettur!