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Fiksis ur IT problims
o yeth, um, I see teh problim… wuz PEBCAK…..
Problim exizt batween cowch an’Kitteh.
Pwobim defnitly egsists in kitteh.
Con cat shoe laces AGAIN, annipus, Kween ub da Nawt Sekund! Drinksies? Dancies?
Thx agane! Neerlee tiem fur my evenin meel, soe Ai fink an apper.. apert small sherree wud fill teh bill.
Short Circat… you has one
Wurks at Short Circat City.
Circuit Kitty
don’t void on my warranty – use the litterbox !!!
ohai LM, wen yew maik awl teh smiley faces like dat, yer name& date an faces luks laik a widdel twain or a woller skait……… ai noticed dat yestiddais tew
S’funnee
chew chew!!!
yor right, it duz! nebber noticd taht before.
hao cuddit void warranty? I no voided in it. haz no sand!
never trust a tech in furmal wear
lol !!
Kawt wed handed… wed pawded?
Teh paws awl luk wite 2 me ;?
Grrrr dat shud haz been
not ;?
Hai annipuss. Cud yoo tell mee hao yoo maek that sylee face – an teh wun wif the rollee ieesz? SUMwhere ai hav thoz ritten down. But where??? LOL!
luks laik
semicolon & qweschun mark ;?
and rollee eyes iz : roll : wifout spayces
Thx jamamakitty, Ai had 2 goe an doo sum pleh howswurk
ai unnerstands!! ai goes out an pulls a few weeds, den cums in an cools off… but ai am not cumplaneing………nawt after all the gloom we had dis spring!! dots about it.. ;?
Semi colon an kwetchun mark don wurk – it’s colon an ?
yebbut…….. teh semi colon an teh qweschun mark luks laik sumwun winkin an has teh nose……….. ai like itz
It duznt maek into a smilie tho!
butt eet lux fun ;?) mex it sillyur.
eye juss trnd awf mai pewtur –
sew eye cud git awl the kitteh furr owt ofv teh fans!!!
neidz teh speshul kitteh furr hoobur – myt mek teh masheen werk beddur???
yesh, it needed teh silly mouf, fanks
O hai JCH4K, iffn u goe 2 teh WP site an clikk on FAQ, der is a list uv awl teh smilies an haow 2 maek dem – Ai gotted it printid owt fur eezee refrins!
try h t t p : / / codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies#What_Text_Do_I_Type_to_Make_Smileys.3F
But it b gibbing mii deh razzenfrantzez rite now.
I hab herd ov tech kitteh wet behine teh ears,
but nawt wet behine teh paws.
Kittehs r so complimakated.
Tekknishhun Kitteh
no canz fikkz Campewturr. Juss
lubbbz beeg noo bawkz ubz
nommee Pisskettee! Lawtz
diffrurnt syzez 2 chooz frum.
Kitteh lykez t3h wyde
flatz kynd. Eksellent
4 flawsseeng between lawnng shawrrp
Kitteh Insyzurrz
Jack.
Az awl wayz, Jack – weew\z lub ur Hai koo! U see suches diff rint ass pecks frum teh rest ub us! Ai gibs Manfred, Ayla & Michio (if ai kin catch hims) chin rubs frum u!
Yep. Derz a clause bout puddin claws in teh wires.
puddin clawz? I neber had dat flavur uv puddin b4. I fink it mite b kinda sharp.
yes, is flabor dat start soft and den slapz you for teh finnish. or swedish
Wid flamin brandeh? Jings!
R puddin claws teh opposit ov al dente claws?
LOL!! Shurlee – yoo ar rite! Romeow – ai just LUV teh way yur mynd werks!
Kitteh haz fownd teh bug in yer system, an it luks like it haz a flavr.
I haz a sad. Tuxedo kitteh l00kz laike owr missin Gizmo…. *sob* Hope teh computeh iz turnded orf, kitteh!
Ai hoep Gizmo cums hoem soon, saef an sownd.
Teh MM famblee sayin speshul kitteh prayers fur u n Gizmo!
Ai’m hoepyng adn prayeing taht hims iys saife;
(Wil saiy a prayure tuu St. Francis, patron saint ov aminules, foar Gizmo!!!♥♥♥♥♥ )
I sowy poohbear3931.
Doan gib up hope. Yeers ago, mah Willow kitteh waz gone fur 20 days. I had hundreds ov flyers up and checked teh shelters ebery day.
One day, she juss came home! I had her for 21 yeers!
I’ll keep gud fots fur Gizmo.
Oh poohbear3931. Ai too hoep Gizmo comes hoam soon. Hao long haz he bin goan???
Such a stunning fayce!
An mai Mitzi kitteh wuz wuns gone fur moar than 10 days! In the middul ov Februaree in jermanee – wifaut a winter coat! An wehn ai found her, she wuz verree skinnee – an veree preggers!
An SHE lived to bee 21 az well.
YAY for 21 year old kittehs!!! ai can haz mamakitty for free moor years???
Ceiling Cat willing!
I juss lub dat I hab 21 yeers ov memrees wif Willow, and 20 wif Scarlet.
*sigh*
I didz it! I habs a bloo naem!
And, it didn’t taek hours fur WP to get it there!
hurray 4 teh bloooo nayme!!! gud pikshurs tew!!!
Romeow, yoo has beeyooteeful kittehs…R teh wite kittehs has manx? Adn WUT is dat rowdent kreechur in mittel ob sekond roe?
Dat’s mah lubbird visiting mah chinchilla (RIP). They reely lieked eech other.
Wen I got mah La Luz (in mah avatar), she lieked teh chinchilla, too. It wud hab bean interesting to see hao teh relashuship developed.
Fank Yoo, Romeow! Nyce furree babbehs.
Wite kittehs bees jes gourgeeuus!!! Jes liek inna Shebah koummershul!!!
ohai ckk, wit teh abatar dat maiks me smilol!!! ai jus sended yew a request tew be mai frind……….. now dat lcb taughted me how to find folkses!!!
Tahnx, jamama; Ai hasta figgure aowt haow tuu duu tihs;
nawt shure haow the frend fing wurkes;
Fanks, dey r mah liddle Manx butt butts. Odd eyes (avatar) iz La Luz, and bloo eyes iz TJ (El Tigre Jefe).
Parently, WP eated mah comment to fishunkitteh. I’ll wate to see if it shows up.
Wite kittehs be teh lubbly but mai hart belongs to teh stripehbehbeh!
We call our stripehbebeh a chin-cheetah cuz she’s az sawft as a chinchilla but az fast as a cheetah.
Her reel name is Mitts, cuz she habs seben toes on her front feets.
ai tinks aim bloo, two
U is! But itz teh happy kine of bloo!
aiz vewy happytail rite now.
*dans, dans, dans, spin, spin…oops da chair amost borkded…spin, spin da odder way… dans, dans, dans.
yippeeee, yew iz a quik studeeeeeeee, lub yew cyoot abatar!!
ai used to teech compooters at a car making place.
The brown one is mai girl Schatzie. She’s a cuddlebug. The orinj-not-poisin one is ma boi Leo. He’s mai little lion. Corse, now they’re 3 1/2 years old and almost 20 pounds each (they’re maine coons).
seems like ebberytime ai goes into wordpress profile day haz moved stuffs around………. ai cudden find how to get to my profile wen ai lukked to remember how in case sumwn askded
stawp wif awl teh changes!! reminds me ob werk!!!
Awl cheezpeeps fur teh gud wushes, meny, meny thx! Here we be hazzing Gizmokitteh~shape whole-in-teh-harts… Hoping St. Francis & St. Jude haz a happie fur uz.
Amen!
i say teh prayrs for gizmo an yoo {{{{{poohbear3931}}}}} i kno how it iz to be havin taht hole in teh hart.
Wot! Ai’s HALPIN! Tch!
oh hai, ai’s seen teh prublem, ai’s afwaid yew hab tew sen bak tew manu … menef … hoomin wat mayde it an dey fks teh prollem in 6 – 8 weeks. kthnxbai
Hai Jimmba!
Iz taht waht yoo tellz yur peeple???? LOL!
awwww {{{{{Jimmba}}}}} Yoo know ai wuz awnlee teezing yoo! Ai am SHUR yoo ar wun ov the best!!!
Ahem….ahem…ai hab an annow…annunc,,,sumpting to sai, pweez, if ai may.
ai just wanted to taek teh op purr tuna tea to thank lolcatburglar, jamamakitty, cattails, and romeow for wanting to be my friend. aive added yoo all to mai profile. ai hope you like mai pitchers of mai Schatzie and Leo. (Leo’s the orinj not-poisin one).
it was berry, berry nice of you to take teh tiem to do dis. I feel bery welcom heer nao.
This ends mai annau…anneow…mai sumting to sai.
kthxbai.
Oh hai leosmom!
I liek being ur fren! I luked at ur pikshurs yesserday, and seed ur byootiful bebehs! U reely shud hab a splort warning on dem. I cud barely hang onto mah CHRG (w/doi).
{{{{{leosmom}}}}}
Hai leosmom! Ai wud bee delited to be yur frend too – but hao??? Where iz yur profile?
*sigh* Yoo know – ai am teh “sooper dummee” heer wehn it coms to things laik that. Ai need VERREE precise dirkshuns. But mai HART iz in teh rite playce!
O hai Janet. U needs ur own profile first.
To do that u just goes up to teh very top of this screen and click on teh word “Register.” Then u puts ur screem name and a password and u is good to go. If u choose anything other than “JanetCanHas4Kittehs,” let us know so we can finds u.
If this is problemsome, e-mail me at lolcatburglar at teh gmail dot com and tell me whut password u would like and I will set up ur profile for u.
an itz abowt time tew!!! ai bin lukkin 4 yew!! fanks LCB
My questen iz reeaelly sad . . . how du ai see sumone’s profile ?
Ai made 1 fer mii . . .
ohai madamz………….. if teh name is bloooo, it mite be teh profile…. ai duzznt noes how to finds tem udderwise.
an dis iz how to make yer name blooooooo! (sew scientifical ai aim…
)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1347000
*pout, pout* ai cant find the screen where ai put my linky to turn mai name blue. Where do ai go to get to mai wordpress profile?
did yew sign up for a wordpress profile? has tew do dat nawt second
wordpress.com
Ai did it? Tanks berry muchness for teh dire ections to wordpress.
win yew logs into weirdpress ter is a link at berry top left ob paig……. my dashboard
Here is link:
http://www.dashboard.wordpress.com/wp-admin/profile.php
U has to be logged into wordpress first. Then on ur profile page scroll down and on teh left side u will see a blank for “Website.” That’s where u types in (or pastes in) teh URL for ur profile page. Then click teh “Update profile” button at teh bottom of teh page. Let cool, serves elebenty.
BTW, that’s also where u can upload ur own avatar, over on teh right where it says “My picture.”
I tink WP eated mai commint. Sooooo… Ai are gonna trai to maik me an abatar.
Ob coars it shoz up nao!!!!
Meni tanks fur awl dat info . . . Aim werking hard 2 do awl U sed
Lets see if Aim doin it Rite?
Oh Look !! I can has avatar. And I can has bluw linky tew !!
Tanks agin furr much enlitenmentz !! VERI HAPPI TAIL 11!!
Hokay-dokay. Iyam gonna try dis.
I sees ur name in bloo and a non-quilty avatar! Win!
Fang yu fanu yu LCL. Ai ben tri-in fer weekz. Can yu tell waht teh abatar iz?
Well, I is not wearing my prescription mask, but it looks like willow-y trees next to a ribber of… red stuff.
Clost enuf fer gubmint werk!
Ai have a happee!!!!!
Teh ribber is flowing wif, um, red red wine, yes? Or grape joose? Not anything else. Rite?
Iz akshuly brown land an blu riber …dats ok as long as da tree luks lyke a tree!!! Iz prolly tem or erry anywiz
U knoes, that makes much moar sense. It looked like teh trees be growin outta teh ribber is all.
My opia, let me show u it.
awwwwwwww ai fort itwas teh red ribber ballet
There’s a couple ways.
– If they is ur frenz, u can click their avatar on ur profile page and see their profiles.
– If they has their profile as a link in their name in the comments (bloo name) u can click their bloo name and see their profile.
– If u is on ur own profile, look up at the address bar in ur browser. U’ll see:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-madamz/
To see somebuddy else’s, u can delete ur name from that line and put theirs in, like so:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-
madamz/http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-lolcatburglar/
Then u hit “Enter”.
Far easier if they is ur frenz, tho. I just sended u a fren request.
ohai LCB, fanks 4 teh tips on how to find sumwun elsie’s profyle……. ai nebber new how to dew dis!! fanks 4 sharin yer brayne wit me………
♫♫ weeeeeeee belong tew a mutualllllllllllllllll admurasian society ♪♪
happytail tew hab yew abord!!!!
dis commintz blongs unner leosmom’s commint………… dang dat nesting fingie!
I can has screwdriver?
first u borkz mai computor, nao u want a drink? bad destructiv alkoholik kitteh!
ar yew a disabler??
Okey, heer’s ur promlim. U needs ta put a cheezburger heer, an a noo smodibulator heer, an a shiny fing heer. Gonna coss u about two hunnert.
plus parts an layber
Ah, yup
Can I pays in baff towels or duz it hab to b in cheezburgers?
Eether won is fyne.
sry i not smiling, but
i thot i kud get it back togethir
b4 u wokes up
o, and if u r missing sum sckroos
wate 6 hrs and chek littrbox
kthxbai
Yup, we’z screwed.
kitteh bolts out ob teh ruuum
(dats nawt wai is teh rum gone, dats peter sellers in teh room)
WARNING: NO KITTEH-SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE
ftw
Oh no, tech kitteh haz bricked anudder X-Box.
There iz a diffrence tween an X-Box and a Cat Box…but nawt to tech kitteh.
No like new litter box
Iz awl lumpy bumpy – doan u eber scoop dis fing?
Plz to defrag.
Nys to see sumbuddee hoo finks teh diz kusting lyk meh! Ai was finks teh kitteh say: noo prob lum fur u tew fix – Ai jus peed awl ober dis bawks!”
Just stacking the deck for your Solitaire game.
Ur motha board iz borked.
It didn’t gib meh milk, hedbonks, or shmoo.
I froo it owt – Go buy noo one…wif floof dis tiem.
mai mutha is jus board!!
Tuxie Kitteh Tek: her haz loahkatid teh praublim, adn kan haz korrektid iyt!!!
Sez teh iynsyde ov the pyuooter wuz jes LOAHDID wif blak adn wite furrs;
KTHXBAI!!!!!;
her haz noes ideayea haow tehms gotted tehre;
Well, I can seez taht teh kitteh trieded her best and nao I picks up an’snorgles that belly!
Storing lolcats on your computer.
You’re doing it WRONG
I gib u lebentee burgerz 4 dis wun!!
Razzenfratzen WeerdPretzel!!! It ated my lolz agin!!! Y it eet deh
if dere b more dan wun? *much gnashing uf teefz.* 
I try it agin in deh middul fu deh commint and see if deh ebil werdpretzel eeting demz noaw.
Hah!! take dat u stupid, fowl smelling, ebil, lol nomming hunk uv perverted softwair!! I will lol if I want 2! u kan’t eet awl mai lolz!1!!!! A liddul lolling heer. a liddul lolling dere. I will lol awl day if I want 2!!!! Dis b deh LOLcat site. No werfless chunk uv 1z an 0z gonna keep us from lolling!! So there!!
OH NO!! it ateing mai lolz agin!! Wutz up wif dat??? I want to lol!!
I will lol!! I must lol.
Dis iz deh dummest, most exassprating fing I’ve seen. R dere lolz here? oar here?
Givez up in frustrashun.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1442731
I b thinking i b lukking a liddul madder dan dat. Dat kittee haz 2 menny kewtz!
Shur, noaw it werks. *Sigh*
it’s catmoflage, luk at teh kyoot, not the burning rage, the kyoot.
YEAH! U tell ‘em, cween! They can’t push us around like that! We’re as mad as heck and we isn’t going to take it anym… Hay! Who let u guise in here? What does u want? What is u doing wif that axe? HALP! Teh WP goons is….
.
.
.
NO CARRIER
jamamakitty has teh anti wp goons on teh wai tew teh resque!!! hang on LCB, heeeer we cum!!!
*comes running in carrying boxes of sticky donuts*
everybody grab a donut and pelt WPG’s
*fling, fling, nomnomnom, fling fling fling.
once ebbery WPG is cobbered wit sticky donuts, wii yell “COFFEE”, in 3.5 seconds there will be nooting but fur and claws left of WPG’s.
Ya ebber seen piranah’s at wurk? dey got nuttin’on stagehand’s goin’after donuts.
annytime atall
Kitteh tipped teh compooter over and “mega-bited” it.
Ahh.. i was been electrified.. hehe… super pc for kitty…
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
Whut you mean “Warantea”? Dis system is dynosore!
Yeah. Dynosore no come wif warrantee. Dynosore come wif rawrantee.
dynosore, be needin’salve? or loltion? purrhaps analgeisic?
Dat is mi kitteh! Her naim iz Zoey adn she likez to help her daddi fix thingz! I thowt she lookd like a Geek Skwad teknitian kitteh so wez took pikture and decided to LOLZ it! Thankz fer all de commints!
poohbear3931: We hopez Gizmo comes home saf adn sownd!
Congratumulashuns Stacy!!!
Zoey iz a most byootiful kitteh! She reely looks like she got caught wif her paw in the cookie jar!
Hope to see moar pics ov ur CoverGirlKitteh!
well, didz you grownd youself frst?
test
Teh answer is:
b) Mt. McKinley
b keerful LCB. Mt McKinley has ben noen 2 hab deh avalanche.
.
DID U HEER MII?? I SED WATCH OWT 4 DEH AVALANCHE!!
oh, noes……..*whispurrs* run, runaway, runawaymore.
Frisco kitteh!! I lubbz ur abatar!!! Such a prittee kittee.
Teh ansir iz 7!
well
at least he eat all the bugs…
Ure PC haz CATastrophoic fail!
kitteh looks WIRED!!!