uphill BOFE wayz?
uphill BOFE wayz? yup…
grandpa tellin his storeez again.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: JMM
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An we had noe brekfust
in teh snoe.
evin in teh summir.
Luxyurry! Bluddy luxyurry!
Bof wayz!
Kidz 2dai don noe tehyz bornd
Comgraduayshunz, Anni an Amber, er Ruth!! Wish I cud stai, butz ternyte iz “moobie nyte” at hoam, an muss ficks supper frum frozen-hamberger standing start. Happee Caturdai ebbereebuddy! *skuffz orf tew kitchen, wantz tew stai an plai*
Thx zauberflote enjoi ur ebenin
An we had to get up, haff an howr before we wents to bed!
Looks liek we iz awl alown – half a pint uv cherree brandee? Eech, uv corse
WootWoot!
Got nuff 2 share?
Halp urself – derez galluns in teh tybooteek
yuss indeadz!! eben vo eye downt pawtayk maisalf,
az eye konsiddur teh tayzt 2 B eben moar bleugh dan teh fey mouse kitteh fayzd lawleepawps.
Butt az eye noe teh martooneez an sush am ebber pawpyewlur, eye konsiddur eet mai dootee 2 mai cheezchumz 2 purrvyd libashunz ov awl sawtz.
N joi!!!1
An if you wuz last up-yoo got no cleen nikkers-oar enny fer taht matter
an the only toylet roll wuz yesstiddys noospaypurr -after it had been wrappt rown the wun bag ob chyps to feed teh hole fambly awn.
IRL, doorin teh wore, TP wuz berry skairs an we did haz 2 yoos newspapur oar ennyuvver scrap papur.
Yu hab chipz? Woot! We hab tu slepe ina shu bawx.
2 at eech end.
aww…we usta dreem uf havin a shoobocks 2 sleep in
haha this is the best picture ever, lol i love it
In sixteens feets ob snow! In July!
Wiv noe shooz on
::appearz owt uf noewear frum teh ether::
‘coz wii onlee hadz wun pear uv shooz wut mai 15 bruvverz adn sisssterz shaird
ai see mai abatar styll doez nawt werk. aw well! mait az well logz owt uv wurdpretzel
Log owt den log in agane it mite werk. Mine caem bakk – Ai fink dey iz borroin dem dem gibbin dem bakk!
oh fank yoo anipuss fur teh infomaishun. iz bak nau? no?
No! cween mai b abul 2 advyz u der is sumfing abowt cookies (not teh nommabul wunz) I ran Disc clean an dat may hav halpt.
Dis iz teh advys cween gibbed me yestidai:
1. log owt uv ICHC & klose ICHC (doan wurry, wii’ll still b heer wen u git bak.)
2. going 2 wordpress dot com and logging in.
3. kum bak 2 ICHC adn log in heer, 2.
Ai don fink it werked till Ai gotted rid uv teh cookies, tho.
Dis morning I had 2 eeting mai cookeez.
(dey tasted PLEH! bai deh way) and den logging bak in
agin 2 getting mai abatar bak. But see! ober dere
*lukz ober sholder 2 deh tawp uv mai post*
mai lubblee nishulz wif deh crown camded bak.
Nd maibe cleer cahshe. ai traid tu luk at frenz membur lits nd dint getz but a paje wut sed cleer cahshe.
Ai fink dat’s wot Ai did wen Ai ran teh disc cleen program – it wurkt, enneewai!
Ai’z off 2 bed naow G’nite ebbry bodee!
G’nite, Annipuss!
and we hadded chorz tu do befor skool
lyk sloppin da cowz adn meelkin da piggets adn eggin da wroosta
an chopin water frumda well and hawlin wood fer da firez
an sheerin da horsees and saddleen uppa sheepps
Joo nawt kiddin – ai wuz growed up an the pharm… O, I meaned ‘farm’. The ‘pharm’ caymed laytur…. hehhehheh.
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On dooty 25/9, nawt fun, gawtta respeck the farmurz.
and we did nawt complayn – we wuz happytail to had wut we had!
We njoid it
Adbursitee , let me sho yu it. nd it bilt karaktur.
eye gort teh D gree een Adbursittee!!1 frum teh insteechewt ov adbanzd adbursittee.
eye wud sho yew mai deep low mah – butt mai famblee ewezd eet wen dey ranz owt ov noose paypurr!!
Oar so Mama sed.
**theme fur adberse karachters mailng address**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z39QwP7_4Fc
But we got milk delivered to the door every morning…FRESH! …and eggs ..and cottage cheese…an… I forgot the rest.
Oh now Iz rememberz, we had ashes for a litter box and sometimes we gotz hot feets while poopin.
I can still taste the fresh scrambled eggs and sleeping in the bun warmer drawer in the winter.
Oh, I remember the good old days.
An ten a hyoog bare atakd me owt ob nower!
oooo. *snugglolz down deep in a blankee* Tell mii more!
dij yoo hab teh intertubes baks den?…noe?…How dij yoo getz yowr lolcatz?
We haz noe intertubes oar TB – we got ower fun frowin stoans at tin kanz.
yew hadz teen kanz!!!??? wii hadz 2 frow stoanz @ stoanz!!
U had stonez???!!!?!!??? wii had 2 brake ower own rokkz!!!
Gud theeng ai’m nawt ebilmouse. Ai wud hab dizzypiird!
we hadda be owr own lolcatz!!!!
imaginashun. dats teh best wai 2 gets lolkittehs~
We hadta kut kapshuns owtta paypurr & tayp dem on teh kittehz — an hoap teh kittehz had nawt stopped doin wuteber kyoot fing dey had been doin.
oar nom teh paypurr…pleh!
We had to have two people hold the radio over the cat and hope the next thing they said fit!
Yoo hab radio. Wii hab teen kanz (and rawks
)
Oh lookee. Nao mai abatar haz changed.
We dint hab lektristy so hab tu wach teebee by candullite.
LOL!!!
U had TeeBeez??!!!1?!?!?!1?!!!
Wii dint eben hab radios 2 lukkin at bai kandul lite!!??1!!!
adn wii dint haf caturdai & sumdai 2 wrest evear
nao ima teakinna knap…
a loong 1 go maek yur LOLs
i wheel b giddyin-up innabowta weak
Kittehz didn’tz habz
nyss spawtz 4 Napz, lyke ‘Pewturrz
andz Prinnturrz andz sutch
Kittehz hadz 2 maykz
doo wiff berreh fyew Shynee
Deevyssez andz mutch
beegurr Dusst Bunnehz.
Kittehz didz nawtz habz Reemoatz
2 playz wiff eevurr
Liddill Kitteh knoez
bettah tahn 2 dissbeeleev
wyze Prittee Mom~Cat
Jack.
*klappin foofee pawz*
Yay, Jack!
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My dad had to walk 10 miles barefoot through liquid nitrogen to get to school, and 12 miles back!
uphill bof wayz, ob corse!
Nah, we’re in southern Manitoba, even Dad couldn’t try to get away with that one!
… an da wolveses chasted us bofe ways up da hills … and tooks our clotheses…
Ai thot teh wolveses wer wearin teh sheeps’ clothingz…
ohai, daphne!!
i duzzint has mutch 2 say ssept i gets hi spede tomorro an den mutch moar happitail an play on ichc… i misses dat…
ur ibk
An we didn’t hav cheezburgers, neither
No cheezerburs?!?!?!?!?!
WTH???
I tawt yu alwayz sed cheezburgers better in awld dayz!
An teh martoonies did nawt kum in lubberlee flavurs liek choklit oar appul oar lemmun.
Oh, Noez!!!! say it izn’t sew!!
Papa Cat to Baby…”An’ we LLIIIKKKED IT!”
Ohh shiieewt, don’t noboddy remembur dem mkn us do this snowtrekken all widout DunGareez in So Cal-Van Nuyz! We Woar Snowcloes in mitchican in 1955. IGoes to skool in VN in 1956 in coldsnap in approp jeans.
Teacher: GO HOME, you doin it wrong! Dresses! Not Pantz!
Aw yuk so boyz cd look up my ….(no no). No Fare. Too yung 4 Martoonie to
dull teh paine.
Was fake snow ennyway. dis be land’o’ NO WEATHER, movie snow!
OK Too much Information. But teh music wuz good in ‘56 along w. ‘57-61, ‘62-’68, ‘69-’75, ETC….
Yrs, BGC
Oh really?
http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/31/school/
OMG!!!! they look like my cats!!!!
Yeah, you yung’uns, I did actually have to walk uphill both ways to school. Seriously. We lived at the bottom of a hill, and I had to walk up the hill, down the other side, and up to the top of another hill where my school was.
Ya don’t know ya born today. School busses? Pshaw!
Though…to tell you the truth…I’d rather walk up a couple of hills than be on a school bus anyday. Those things are SCARY.
Yesh, Grahsshaupper, iyt were soe;
Adn weez wuz jes happee tuu bees alieve;
Iyf yuu haddes a foarebber hoem, yuu wuz jes soe gratefull yuu dyd!!!
Weez dint wurry bowt tois; weez wuz jes gladd tuu haz fuud, enny kynde at awl;
(Cum tuu fink ov iyt, tihs storree bees nawt faur frum teh truuf!!!!)
“I had to get up in the morning at ten o’clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.”
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(remoob spayces)
right, you were lukkie
i dont get it!!! makes no sense
It’s a granpa kitteh tellin stories to his granson kitteh.
Get kloo, plzthx.
What is BOFE? BOF + E and what is the E?
Well, BOFE=BOTH (lolspeak)
E is just added to make it funny; if it were: BOF (not as funny, at least to me!!)
BOF has connotations that, well, belong in the NB (NawtyBarn)
at least to mai mind. Which does come out of the gutter……..to feed.
Teh littel onez a girl, actuly.