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Jus liek dat
Concatchulayshuns, Annipuss.
May I offerz yu sum icceee tea?
N sum cooling key lime cookies?
Akshoolee, its a bit cool heer in TTI – still, 4 days uv Wimblydun b4 teh rain!
Ooh, ten I offers yu hawt tea or otter beberidge ov yur choys.
An hawt cinnanom rolls.
Dat sownd moar liek it! It’s neerlee tiem fur ebening meel, but a snak wud be welcum
Here yu goes, Annipuss. Iz always gud to haz snack before supper.
Haz happy weekend. Iz orf, nao, too.
Alreddy layte on my chorzez.
how bout some cheez fondooo wiff crab for a appeteaser? or scallops rapt in bacon? or spinach balls? or stuffd mushrooms?
wiff a nice glass of chardonai?
enneefing az long az its fud!
ai gots myself hongree, and its past my munchtime.
Eye has some strawbewwies ‘n cweam foar ewe. Is traditional foar de Wimblyden? Make nice desert, after supper (or whatever it’s cawld in TTI).
=^,,^=
Yiss, Ai haz sum strawbries fur dessert – Ai izn’t 2 fond uv creem tho. Dey mezoor teh strawberris in tuns at Wimblydun.
De ebening meel can be cawld tea (ushooli jus bred.n.budder an caeks), High tea (sumfing on toste fur eggzampul) Dinner (3 corsis at leest) oar supper (any uv thoze fings) Ai cawlz it tea, but Ai haz 3 corsis!
crab melts. bestest fing ebber!
Mmmmmm, mai howse smills gud nao! Ai yam cuking some.
Babbeh bak, babbeh bak, babbeh bak ribz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1l87Wzselg&NR=1
Howsumeber, nawt wif BBQ sawz, nawt lyk, rooen flavr ob meetz.
*nom nom nom*
*reeches fur dentil flaws*
phohorno
planting, yer doin dat weird too
OT, u iz furgibben jamamakitty – Ai hazn’t had ennee spams!
oh hurrah!! ai kin sleepz tonite!!
no rilly, ai’m glad der haz been no problem!!
It wuz lukkee u gotted teh address rong, der is “bots” dat goe froo postins lukin fur emeow addressis to frow spam at – dats wye Ai dint rite the rite wun owt.
yew are teh clebber wun!! ai gets a mad wen teh folks sends me a joke wif mini udder emeows…….. ai tell em eider blind cc or takes me orf!!
Well, dis is just weerd, Jamama!! I kum heer today adn my comment thingie finks I’m U!!! Had 2 putting mai name in it. I’m betting my abatar iz gone, 2.
OH, Noez!!! Luk at dat!!! mai crown iz goneded!!! Adn I am logged in 2 weerd pretzel. *stompz foot* Weerdpress!!! U gib me bak mai abatar!!
Maus finks dat dey iz taekin dem owtside to luk at dem in teh lite liek LCB. Dey seem 2 goe fur a wile den cum bakk wivowt u doin enneefing.
Yep, iz goan…
tooo funnneeeee, ai remobed teh cookies today (yep, ai eeted dem!!) so I duzznt revert to goatherd……..
Dats wut I just didded. Adn now it b saying i b logged in az cweenmj, so mai abatar shud be bak….*peek*
Yay!! mai abatar cameded bak!!!
(Adn deh cookeez had no kalreez……dots…
not so delishus oar nootrishus.)
yay!!! yew iz bak! sumtimes teh innerwebs moves in mysteareus wayz —- but ai fink teh iz still werkin onna website……. las nite ai cudden log onto lolbuilder for qwite awhile…….. wuzznt impawtent
Aahz … did u noe jamama & I saw a pitcher
uv u @ an anteeQ shop? Yup wii did. Just
putting deh aitch tee tee pee stuff in frunt.
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mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1427574
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Ohai cweenmj n jamamakitteh! Yeh I seen it onna dux fred n lefted uh kawmint. I laffted pirdee gud win I seen it!
*popz ober 2 uzzer fred adn lukz*
Shudda chekkt nawt-sekkund. Glad u liked
it. It gave jamama & mii a giglol.
Teh abatar luks liek a board gayme…….
Sorta ramynz me uv dat owld gaym “Aggruvayshun”
reminderz mii uv “sowwee” sept mai kwilt izn’t bloo.
I nebber playd “sorree” groein up… “Aggruvayshun” wuz da gaym we playd wif awl da marblz…
Fez up! Yur getting potted again, right?
Punny win!
=^,,^=
Kitteh abatar 2 KYOOT !!!!!!
icceee teas? Ai can maek teh sweet tea…wif teh peeches!!
Tommy Cooper FTW!
teh shriner parayde iz thatway!
Shriner bunneh parayde helps bebbeh bunnehs who cant hawp?
now dat’s juss layme.
haow menny bunnies can getz in leetle car?
fifti buzzilion.
Aiduno, hao menny?
I iz member of da ansient ordr of da nobl mistic shrine, and I wud put bunneh in MAI itty bitty bug. It lookz laik a 1968 vw bug and we warez da fez and makes kiddies smiles. We cud uze bunne as maskot!
mah nu hat luks silleh
da bunneh iz hott wiff hiz noo hatt
Mr. MacGregor will see thru yur disguyz
hehehe!
Bunneh tinks itsa pothead. Bunneh is one carrot shy….
Silly wabbit.
tricks iz fore kidz.
tricky rabbit pulls a mann outta hiz hat.
ohrly? wood tahy bees a gardineer?
Ahrr we nawt bunnehs? We ahrr de-vo! Now wippee it!
Dear wuz a cunjoorer/comedyun in TTI hoo yoost 2 ware a fez an hims catch-fraze wus “Jus liek dat”. Hims trix offn wented rong (on purrpuss)
Dat sowndz sorta liek “Teh Amayzin Ballantyn” – da graytist majishun hoo nebber did uh trik
(da trix gowin rong, dat iz – himz nawt ware fez)
Teh Brit wun wuz Tommy Cooper (trie googlol iffny u aer intrestid) He died onstaij an peepl fort it wuz part uv hims akt.
Gess wut? OMCC, we wuz burgled lass nite!!! Woked uptoit dis mornin.
*grumbles, cussings, growlings adn udder mad stuffs*
Oh noes! DO NOT Want. Ai hope u dint looz much.
Wowsers, taht’s jes turribel!!!!! Hoep tehms din’t taike tuu muches stuf;
At leest tehms din’t hurtez yuu!!!!
Coodnt figger owt whai kitteh insidisant awn waykin husbin yup, kitteh rly upseted adn dist rest. Yes, fanks fur yer cunsern, wes awl aiyt, noes damijes. Butt wuts a mess!
Iffin ai skeered ennybudee, pls tew be furgibed, coodint reesists.
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Ai sed burgled, dint ai? Ai shood hab sed biktims ob bandit! Hims hadda maks, sew wii kant aidinmifwy hims. Butt ai noes hims gawts 4 legs, wif posibel fums. Ai noes cuz hims tukeded awl krunchee kitteh fuds, butt woshed it nawt sekond. Wader in kruchee bowil, krunchee fuds in wader bowil. Leeved awl kinz ob pointee feetz prince awna flore.
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It wuz a rakkity koon!
Dats wot we cawls a “wind-up”
Ok, butt hapind IRL! Jess hatoo drag yew in
Otay, but we wuz awl finking pore fishunkitteh, howse awl broked into, joolry an munnees awl gone…..
Wai fank yew, gibs me a worm fuzee tew noes dat peeps cayers
Sumwun stoled teh k frum ur naem!
an teh kittlin upsetted tew!!! poor kittlin
Oooh, hims rly wuz. Finely setteld daon in mai husbins arms wif hims hed onna pillol. Wuz skeered ob hims fud bowils nawt sekond. Fings is bak 2 normil, hims dozin nao, doin hims jawb at wich hims xsells.
jawb be tew taek teh naps?
Is nawt kittehs okew…occu…um karears? Ai fotso, dat wich bestat….no?
das wut mai mamakitty is best at!! an wachinowt teh winder
Iz kittehs jobs to be waytin at teh door after werks,too……
how duz dey know teh tyme ??????
Tehy gots a bilt in Mickey Mows woch
U meen *gasp* dey not sit bai deh door awl day long wayting fer u 2 kumming home? Dey due uzzer fingz wyle u b goneded? How kan dat b?
Oh, dint choo no, kitteh bees smart
*re finks a bit*
Shood bees sneekee
***snerk****
Ai goes homes for lunch mebbe once every six weeks or so…..used to fink teh kittehs jus herd me comin after werk & ran fer teh door,but at lunch time dey iz awl sleepin and lukkin put owt dat ai iz home.
*snerk*
Yews interuppityting mai byooty sleep!!
perzakerly whi weez duzzen haz teh kitteh door! in or yard weez seen teh rakkity koon, possummz, RATS pleh!, n lil bunnees
We onlee haz foksis heer, eben in townz. Ai haz 2 liddle cubses dat sit owtside teh patio dores an wach TB wiv me!
We has lawts ob kritterz, adn we inna suberbia ob SoCal. Possums, racoons, owls, falcons, bunnehs, coyotes, squirrels, rats adn myce. Olny racoons cum froo kitteh door adn steelz fuds. Possums habs der babbehs inna bakyard.
same herz inna suberbs of teh hahhyoostn,tx awl kinna varmits…
OH TEH KYOOT!!!!!!!11!!DO WANT11
bebe foxes cubbies that is —
Are fawks bebies callt ‘cubs’ or ‘kits’?
*Forehed slapz*
Ai musta red dis 4 oar 5 tymes, eech tyme red “folksis” adn triin tew figger owt y stranjer onna pateeo wachin TB?!?
Whare iz yoo? Iz yoo teh Santa barbarian? Ai groo upp inaa T.O.–ai duzzn’t hab tew sai hao lawng agoe, tho.
Oahi, altosinger, Ai lib n Simi Valley, reel klose to TO. We seed a bebbeh owlol in R sikamor tree yestiddai mornin. Hims ode enuff tew flii, maykz small skreech. Kitteh clood us tew ware hims at.
Ai maded a Lol wiv dem – Ai wuz abowt 3 feet awai teh uvver sied uv teh windoe.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1431005&vk=%2BQfDzuNwhsEEQnaAp%2FpTGp3dxuR6Mx3HhPtBiw%2BNvAnDd7PQDGrAwecENxZeVWptTUUkWsryUlEeTgR7b9NI6Q%3D%3D
Ai maded a Lol dey woz onlee 3 feet awai on teh uvver sied uv teh windoe.
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/27/th_fyrefox2naow128590676259240866.jpg
Sowwy fur dubble eksposhur – Ai fort WP eeted teh nawt sekond!
oh noez!!
furst i thinkd wuz hoomin burglr takin teh valyoobles. but wuz rakkitykoon burglr, much kyooter tahn hoomin burglrs hoo uzullly haz teh bad hi jeen, steelin teh kruncheefuds wich iz much mor valyoobl!! (leest, if yoo aks teh kitteh)
wun nite we had owr garbij burgld by javelinas (j iz pronowncd h), wich iz larg wild piggies taht lives in teh dezert. hubby an me stood rite tehre on teh driveway watchin tehm, bowt for feetz away, eatin owr garbij. neber bin taht close to aktual wildlife in teh wild befor.
note taht i sed teh hyoomin burglrs *USULLY* haz teh bad hi jeen. no asperzhuns on owr luvly lolcatburglar, hoo iz alwayz fresh an lovly.
Aweez! Her jess ends up wif menny shynee fings
Dang! If yoo aks me teh saym kweschun 3 tymx, I hasta answer it!
Thrice and done!
Your name escapes me
but the fez is familiar
Hmmmmmmm, mebbee tihs iys a Shriyner Bunneh;
Cuud bees hims iys onna Kunvenshun tryppe; (yuu knoe, ware tehms duz awl kyndes ov silleey stuf becuz tehms bees awaiy frum hoem!!!!! )
(Mebbee a ladee Bunneh wil poppez aowt ov a kaike oar sumefin;
Noe, waiyt!! taht’s a batchlure partee!!! Nebbermindez!!!)
Oar hims cuud stuffez himseylfe wif turmatoes, cehlereey, kaurrots, adn lettice frum taht gaurdin hims bees iyn rite naow!!!!)
oh ckk, ai haz tew tell yew, ebbrytime ai sees yer abatar it maiks me smilol!!!
me tew
I r a bunneh n I disapprove dis hat
Pot Head.
WIN!!!
yer doin it rong!
(wat yoo ben smoking?)
buglerbunneh is caught making off wit the evidence of hiz crime. ,,,news at elevenish.
Your name escapes me
But the fez is familiar.
LOLS!
eye nebber fergits a fez!
Grone!
Bunrab has dis hat on to hide his sweets and gum underneef it. If a beeg wind kums up and blows off the hat the candy will go too and the bunrab will holler “Mahat ma Gandy!” srybye
New flight attendant uniforms at Bunway Airlines. Not so grate aksully.
lol
I ated teh flowr, digd owt awl teh durt, and nao I iz wayrin teh hat. Iz meel, toy, an fashun awl n wun!
Dress up, dinner & entertainment! Won!
A McBunway Happeh Meel!
McBunnuldz?
Oar mehbee iz McGregur’z. Iz fazt fewd, ini teh sens dat u haz tu eet fazt an run fazt oar Mistur McGregur katch u.
Bunneh fowndz Bukkitt,
but iz nawt ryte cullur oarz
syze. Himz tryz aginnz
Bukkitt iz wayz 2
smawll 4 Lolrus. Juss t3h ryte
syze 4 Bunneh hat!
Bunneh tryz owt brandz
noo CHRG. Needz chinnz
strapz oarz sawfft Dukkt Tayp
Jack.
Brawvo, Jack!
*claps pinkie pinkie paw pads*
Got a pretty nice hat… but still kyut looking…
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Ohai, TF, ai can haz a queschun?? iffn ai cliks on yer naim ai gets teh saim website if ai cliks on yer URL………. jus wundrin wai………..
jammakitty luk below i mished teh repli 2 u cuz atta botum
“H’lo”
“H’lo”
“Dew U liek mai hat?”
“I dew nawt”
“Gudbai”
“Gudbai”
mai B jest away 2 getz hitz onna comershul tangled website. i finkso
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. [ 1904 - 1991 ]
Shriner Bunny!!! SNORT!!
Bill and Ben, Flar Pot Men.
I tink teh bunneh iz doing Fez kyoot.
Peter Cottontail discovers that burgling from Farmer MacGregor’s farm isn’t as easy as it used to be, back when he could still fit in the watering can. On the other hand, Mr. MacGregor can’t as easily pop a flower pot over his head anymore, either.
Bunneh danse to Steely Dan:
“Don’t make me do it without the fez on…
Don’t ever wanna do it without the fez on…”
Wut ams yous bunneh naym?
Wurdpress wukin hard to p!$$ meh off todai.
flowerpots on the head are always priceless!
O… M….G…. that’s my bunny!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/richardbaker/259512972
It took me ages to get that plant pot on his head
Wut ams you bunneh naym?
Nebber mynd I finded it! Him’s Dylan! Cool bunneh.
Con-fez, bunneh: Yew broked teh lamp, and naow, yew trying to cubber up yor criem by ware’ing the lampshade!
lolwhut?
you thats what LOL sorry
I couldn’t help myself!!!!
so awesome! there used to be a club near me called the fez, which has just been given a weird makeover and a new name. this picture must be posted all over the club!