am trying hard
am trying hard to be louder than the carpet
u needz 2 b louder dan da blankit 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: pu
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
And dat reqwiyers much sownd!
Fore wich ai has awl teh lungs ai kneeds!
Cormgradyuulashingz Elvis! eggsalent nawtsekkund!!
I’m thinking wii need lotz uv drinkz 2 spilling on dhe carpet.
Heer’s elebenty cases ov wed wine to starts wif!
Mebee Elvis cud sing Wed Wed Wine?
.
Wed wed wine u maek meh feel so fine
U keep meh rockin awl ov teh tiem…
Yez! Elviz! Hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I LUB DAT SAWNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELEBINDEE BURGURS 4 DEH UBEEFORDEE REF!!!!!!
*tatkes wyne 4 drinking and spilling, butt beez karefy naught 2 spill on yoor bloo swade shooz*
Is you TEH Evles? The King?
Hmmm. parentlee, Elvis HAS left deh billding.
And yet, we still sellabrate wifowt him.
*snurt*
Iddun dat juss like us?
awl ovver agin!
Yeh … leff da bildin n interd Cheezland!!
**finkz uh liddul bit** **fink, fink, fink**
Um… Dint Elvis haz himz own Cheezland ober n Mimfiss?
Nobodyz lubed a cheezburger like Elbis.
Elbis lubed a cheezburger?
Said greasy cat?
*snurts and trots off*
I can has peanybudder an nanner sammidge?
Stoopy wurdpress. Dis wuz posta be under the Elbis commint.
Ok wayt a goldanged minit. One minit dat post all bys itself at bottom, next it’s back where I wanted it??
Wellkumz 2 WerdPretzel, DCHDrT! Dat happinz alla tym…
…
Hay Purr-silla — gotz enny jellee donutz?
Dave, wen it duz taht, just hit teh refresh button. taht shud put it ware yu wunts it.
{{{{Ohai WerdyCnan!!}}}} Hao haz yor summr bean?
mostlee boring, but wii hadz VBS at mai church dis week adn ai halped. dose kids awr awsum adn awl, but ai iz berry glad teh week iz ober. oh, yesh, adn ai haz tew study alot.
*pouty fays* but maybe soon ai willz lurn hao tew drive! 
Iz nawt awlwaiz funnand gamez wif teh VBS kidz. Ai led sawngs onna church bus foar coupla yrz bakinna erlee 80’s (wuz bowt yr aje… gitten redii tew drive). Ai lurved teh kidz, but wuz awlso gud foarm ob birf control. (AUUUGGGHHH noe kids foar mii!!!)
Eff Ai doan sii yew b4… happee pindee endance dae!!
icanhasberliner?
du kan hast EIN berliner
Ich bin ein jelly donut.
o foar teh daez win a prezzy dint dint maek enuf izms foar a daelee clindar….
70% of how you look, 20% of how you sound, only 10% is what you say.
Das yew noe Dr. Heimlich?
Ich nicht sprechen die Deuche. (And if I got that right, it’s wrong, and vice versa.)
nah nebber mynd. ur jus typin. (an awlmost left… uhm right)
Yum!!! PB & Nanner = Munnkey Sammich = deelischus and nootrishus!
(men volks in my Haus awlso lyke 2 eet “Fluffer-Nutter” sammiches)
U meen sumwun els yooziz da naym “fluffer-nutter” sammich?!?!
I thot mai sistur n herz bestist frind wuz da ownlee peepz hoo sed dat!
IZ an eest koost thing, so I ben towld….hoo knowz teh ingredients?
Waol, mai sistur n herz frind mayd dem wif peenutz buddur n marshdmellerz… Iz dat wat ur finkin uv? N noes, we groed up n da Midwest
Marshmellew FLuff + creemy peenut budder on white bred = fluffernutter sammich!
(marshmellew Creem will hasta dew iffn yoo know has M.Fluff)
Teh eaziest whey (sed tiem-strezzd momma) tew maeka Munnkey Sammich iz tew NAWT slice teh nanner. Peal n plaise whole (oar half) nanner onna peanut buddered slyce… azzif ett whir a hot dog and yew’d run outta buns.
Njoy!
non gratuituous display of ugly carpet FTW !!!
An’ teh vowts aer in! Teh kitteh wins a Rory for teh least gratuitous use ob lowd adn ugli carpet in a serious lol!
FAIL
Stoopy hyoomins muss be def AND blind!
wutts dis fail u speeks ub?
Fail (v) - Fay-ul. Fay, beeink da hooman’s arkaik wurd for fate, and Ul, wich is probably a goggie name. Darefor, Fail iz “Da Fayt of Da Goggie”.
Hab a cookie.
Nomnomomomnomnom…Wayt a minnit! Dis iz a browser cookie!
*snurt*
ai sent yu a lettr todai, mai donkee!
Fank yoo jd
I has a beeg happee nao!
YAY ***PU***
Con-cat-shoolashunz!
Ai stil kant heer maisef meoow!!1!
Gud luk, kitteh!
take moar dan luk. he gonna need mega fone…
Ndeed!
There iz no try…
Does, or does not. Dere ams no tri.
Yoda”Do..”
Buddah”Be..”
Sinatra….
Doobeedoobeedoooooo?
Beware teh Pen-gwinz!
Fletch: “Straynjerz inna nyt … ekschaynjin clowthin … straynjerz inna nyt …”
Doan’t think they’ll be strangers for very long THAT way!
Specks he DUZ.
Ekzept in Rugby.
Elenor Rugby…..
*ktteh singz beetles toons*
I wontz mai bukkit *hoo!*
I neadz mai bukkit *hoo!*
I iz da Lolrus! *koo koo kachoo*
neadz teh cawpitt beetur!!1 butt teh lak ov powsubbul fumz posies teh prollim..??
mebbeh sebrul yrz ov kitteh furr kan hyd teh hijyusniss??
whut 2 du? whut 2 du??
mebbeh moob howz!!!?
Can u heer meh nao?
Eh?