am trying hard to be louder than the carpet
u needz 2 b louder dan da blankit 2.
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Fore wich ai has awl teh lungs ai kneeds!
Cormgradyuulashingz Elvis! eggsalent nawtsekkund!!
I’m thinking wii need lotz uv drinkz 2 spilling on dhe carpet.
Heer’s elebenty cases ov wed wine to starts wif!
Mebee Elvis cud sing Wed Wed Wine?
.
Wed wed wine u maek meh feel so fine
U keep meh rockin awl ov teh tiem…
Yez! Elviz! Hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I LUB DAT SAWNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELEBINDEE BURGURS 4 DEH UBEEFORDEE REF!!!!!!
*tatkes wyne 4 drinking and spilling, butt beez karefy naught 2 spill on yoor bloo swade shooz*
Is you TEH Evles? The King?
Hmmm. parentlee, Elvis HAS left deh billding.
And yet, we still sellabrate wifowt him.
*snurt*
Iddun dat juss like us?
awl ovver agin!
Yeh … leff da bildin n interd Cheezland!!
**finkz uh liddul bit** **fink, fink, fink**
Um… Dint Elvis haz himz own Cheezland ober n Mimfiss?
Nobodyz lubed a cheezburger like Elbis.
Elbis lubed a cheezburger?
Said greasy cat?
*snurts and trots off*
I can has peanybudder an nanner sammidge?
Stoopy wurdpress. Dis wuz posta be under the Elbis commint.
Ok wayt a goldanged minit. One minit dat post all bys itself at bottom, next it’s back where I wanted it??
Wellkumz 2 WerdPretzel, DCHDrT! Dat happinz alla tym…
…
Hay Purr-silla — gotz enny jellee donutz?
Dave, wen it duz taht, just hit teh refresh button. taht shud put it ware yu wunts it.
{{{{Ohai WerdyCnan!!}}}} Hao haz yor summr bean?
mostlee boring, but wii hadz VBS at mai church dis week adn ai halped. dose kids awr awsum adn awl, but ai iz berry glad teh week iz ober. oh, yesh, adn ai haz tew study alot.
*pouty fays* but maybe soon ai willz lurn hao tew drive! 
Iz nawt awlwaiz funnand gamez wif teh VBS kidz. Ai led sawngs onna church bus foar coupla yrz bakinna erlee 80′s (wuz bowt yr aje… gitten redii tew drive). Ai lurved teh kidz, but wuz awlso gud foarm ob birf control. (AUUUGGGHHH noe kids foar mii!!!)
Eff Ai doan sii yew b4… happee pindee endance dae!!
icanhasberliner?
du kan hast EIN berliner
Ich bin ein jelly donut.
o foar teh daez win a prezzy dint dint maek enuf izms foar a daelee clindar….
70% of how you look, 20% of how you sound, only 10% is what you say.
Das yew noe Dr. Heimlich?
Ich nicht sprechen die Deuche. (And if I got that right, it’s wrong, and vice versa.)
nah nebber mynd. ur jus typin. (an awlmost left… uhm right)
Yum!!! PB & Nanner = Munnkey Sammich = deelischus and nootrishus!
(men volks in my Haus awlso lyke 2 eet “Fluffer-Nutter” sammiches)
U meen sumwun els yooziz da naym “fluffer-nutter” sammich?!?!
I thot mai sistur n herz bestist frind wuz da ownlee peepz hoo sed dat!
IZ an eest koost thing, so I ben towld….hoo knowz teh ingredients?
Waol, mai sistur n herz frind mayd dem wif peenutz buddur n marshdmellerz… Iz dat wat ur finkin uv? N noes, we groed up n da Midwest
Marshmellew FLuff + creemy peenut budder on white bred = fluffernutter sammich!
(marshmellew Creem will hasta dew iffn yoo know has M.Fluff)
Teh eaziest whey (sed tiem-strezzd momma) tew maeka Munnkey Sammich iz tew NAWT slice teh nanner. Peal n plaise whole (oar half) nanner onna peanut buddered slyce… azzif ett whir a hot dog and yew’d run outta buns.
Njoy!
non gratuituous display of ugly carpet FTW !!!
An’ teh vowts aer in! Teh kitteh wins a Rory for teh least gratuitous use ob lowd adn ugli carpet in a serious lol!
FAIL
Stoopy hyoomins muss be def AND blind!
wutts dis fail u speeks ub?
Fail (v) – Fay-ul. Fay, beeink da hooman’s arkaik wurd for fate, and Ul, wich is probably a goggie name. Darefor, Fail iz “Da Fayt of Da Goggie”.
Hab a cookie.
Nomnomomomnomnom…Wayt a minnit! Dis iz a browser cookie!
*snurt*
ai sent yu a lettr todai, mai donkee!
Fank yoo jd
I has a beeg happee nao!
YAY ***PU***
Con-cat-shoolashunz!
Ai stil kant heer maisef meoow!!1!
Gud luk, kitteh!
take moar dan luk. he gonna need mega fone…
Ndeed!
There iz no try…
Does, or does not. Dere ams no tri.
Yoda”Do..”
Buddah”Be..”
Sinatra….
Doobeedoobeedoooooo?
Beware teh Pen-gwinz!
Fletch: “Straynjerz inna nyt … ekschaynjin clowthin … straynjerz inna nyt …”
Doan’t think they’ll be strangers for very long THAT way!
Specks he DUZ.
Ekzept in Rugby.
Elenor Rugby…..
*ktteh singz beetles toons*
I wontz mai bukkit *hoo!*
I neadz mai bukkit *hoo!*
I iz da Lolrus! *koo koo kachoo*
neadz teh cawpitt beetur!!1 butt teh lak ov powsubbul fumz posies teh prollim..??
mebbeh sebrul yrz ov kitteh furr kan hyd teh hijyusniss??
whut 2 du? whut 2 du??
mebbeh moob howz!!!?
Can u heer meh nao?
Eh?
LCB, habs u bean bringing IPawds to ur teh def kittehs again?
*Hides iPawds behind back*
Erm, no. Why u asks?
Since u cuddn’t heer meh, I fot dat mebee u waz doin ur volunteer wurk at ur charitees and had ur hearing turned down.
Doan juss stand dere wif ur hands behind ur bak – gib Romeow a hug!
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
Um, ok, sure.
*thinks fast*
*drops iPawds down backa catburgular suit*
*hugs Romeow quickly*
That was nice but I’m late for my class. I’m teaching teh mute chillrens to sing.
*backs away as fast as possible without having iPawds spill from catburgular suite pantlegs*
Lcb , cum’ere a minut . let me hapling yu fikz yu cloze. lukz awl rinkly awn da bak.
Oh, um, well…
*cups hand behind ear*
Whut? Whut’s that? Oh, ok. I’ll beez rite there.
Sorry, gotta go. I’m needed in teh, um, *mumblemumble*
*backs away even quicklier*
**hollerz ober 2 LCB***
Hay LCB!!1! Watch ware U iz gowin!!1! Ur gunn fawl inna…
****SPLASH****
…pool agin… 2 layt…
Uh-oh. Der goez teh iPawdz.
iPawdz r waddurprufe … LCB’s cloathin, nawt sew much…
Gmawairsgreneshuz, didz u fink dat LCB waz acting a liddle odd tonite?
I still hab mah wallet and mah watch!
*sneeks up behind Romeow, wif wet feets*
*splotch* *splotch* *splotch* *splotch*
YOINK!
*runsawayfast wif wet feets and Romeow’s wallet and watch*
*splotchsplotchsplotchsplotch*
*steps out from berhynd corna adn trips lolcatburglar wu fallz into an open sak ov catnip*
NIP ATTACK!!1!
*frolics*
*capers*
*runsraroundlikeanut*
**sitz n vaykant chase lownj wif glass uv red red wyn**
**obsurvz da frolikkin uv LCB**
*runs up to Aahz at full speed*
O hai. I can has sippa ur redwine? kthx.
*sips 3/4 of teh glass of redwine in one sip*
Thx!
*Falls over Aahz’ legs in a ded sleep*
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
KWIK! KAWL TEH POLEES!
KWIK! KAWL TEH FYURMINS!
KWIK! KAWL TEH GHOST BUSTERZ!
KWIK! KAWL TEH MYTH BUSTERZ!
Umm … ur wellkumz??
Dat wuz wun beeg sip… Mai glass iz da syz uvva larj brandee snifftur
…
Hay! U gotz katnip n mai red red wyn!
*polees arrive adn arrest Aahz*
*LCB plans ohaist tew bust Aahz owt ob jayl*
Hay!! Jessaminit! Wattididew?
I wuz jess sittin heer myndin mai oan bidness win suddinlee LCB kumz rushin up, dreenkz mai red red wyn, den fawlz ober mai legz. Honiss!! Ifn U doan bleev me, askez da blynd man — himz seen it 2!!
…
*G wiz — ownlee bin in Cheezland uh kuppla munfs n awlriddee gotta rekurd*
wud dat rekurd B bai elviz??
prollee balyewbul.
hyd eet frum ewe noe hu..!!!
Da poleez see Aahz rekkord and thynk itz one dey put owt. Dey gib Aahz deir gratest hitz album tuw go wib it. Dey den arrest a neerbi puul attendent fower playing puul rong.
*whew* I gess havvin uh rekurd nawt awlwaiz uh bad fing!
…
Onna diifrint noat, I yoosta haz uh satin Polees “Sinkronissitee” jakit wif mai naym n “STAYJ CROO” imbroydurd onnit. Dunno wat happinded 2 dat…
JD, fanks fur trippin LCB. Iffs wazn’t at teh end ov the nesting comments, I wudda grabbed mah wallet and watch wen she waz out cold frum eever teh fall, teh nip, or teh wine.
.
But, wif nesting as it iz, I am down heer, taeking back mah wallet and watch frum LCB.
*pats LCB on teh hed*
Hey, I fink I member her tellin meh she waz gonna gib meh an iPawd, too. I’ll juss taek dis one and fank her later.
*saunters off wif firm grip on wallet and watch in case LCB comes tew*
U beddur hoald dat iPawd wif uh pothoaldur (“Pawd-hoaldur”? ) cuz I fink herz haz bin driein em awf inna uvvin oar sumfing n deyz reelee hawt…
Betar chek four dye paks. Iffen yu fynd ani, yu mite want tu put them were yu gawt teh ipawd.
I awlsew fink deyz “hawt” n moar dan wun wai…
*checks wib teh pawlise.* Appawrintly, seh did bui it legli, but der aer sum goggiez wib missing wallits whu wur in teh aria ob teh shop at teh thyme.
Maibe yur fingz wur nawt tu hur taist.? ai fink she’z sum diskriminitib. nawt liek sum wud hab us belieb.
OOOopz . spoke tu sune.
Dis AM my inside voyse.
Ha ha! Grate kommint. Wish I cood gibs yoo burgerz!
YEAH!!! presackitally w00t I faught!
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OMG – jus becuz yew KAN be nekkid duzzunt meen yew SHUD be nekkid….put on sum cloz, man!
Ore gitz bizzy ironying teh cloz!
Cheeesch!
I found your straight pin
I fot it waz a doan ask, doan tell polisee?
Duz kitteh hab to leebe nao?
*falls too floor snurting wildlee*
OOOOooo, Kafleen, plz Bee Karefy on teh floor—-floor cood half moar poynty endz!!! Yule NEED-EL ‘illde protexshun!
*rollz dawn-key up inna soft, pins-and-needle-pruff blankee*
Ooh, tanks!
And yoo’ll fynd sooperizes in yore shooz and bed latehr!
Opera… Fail!
Ai dunno. Dat kitteh haz bettu vokal rayng dan mowst opera singas.
Colouratura Soaprano Cat fynds purrfekt bakground fore hurr Kraft…
tho- ai think ai wud agree taht teh kitteh probablee DUZ hav a gud vokal rayng!
MEOOOOOOOWWWWWW…
Meet teh noo boss,
teh same az teh old boss…
ohai, romeow!!
**schmoo** i cant stays lonng. hasta meet mah fren 4 moobie owtside… butt i haz da gud nuws. i getz hi spede tomorro. no moar wayt 10 minnits 2 loades 30 sekkint mewsiks. no moar wayts an mebbe getz nuffin an tryes agin 2 load payge…
berry happitail!!!
ur ibk
i finkso i heers cc’s bell agin, like i telled u…!!
Oh IBK!!!
Iz bean fureber since I seed u heer!
I am SO HAPPITAYL FUR U!!!
Happi Dai fur IBK!!!
Yes, CC iz still playin wif dat ball
Enjoy ur moobie!
O hai Romeow where is Ur floofee purty white avtaar?
I didn’t kno wat waz going on, cuz I waz signed into WP and mah pic waz there. Then, I seed teh destrukshuns on teh previous thread and cleared awl mah stuffs on teh puter. It luks like iz gonna work, so let’s see…
poof, dere I am?
Ai finkz ai nede tu cleer cahse nd furgot haow. maibe tumoro ai be snartur. nd du it. Peeepz arown heer iz yowling fur din. Se yu awl tumoro.
‘nite! Heer, has a iPawd. Careful, it’s hot!
eye fort dey wuz wett??!!
haz yew bin dryn dem een teh stoav???
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*donkee leeps wiff joy furr ibk!!!!*
ohai, mah donkee kafleen. mah swete fren. i misst u berry mutch. an i misst ur birfday. sorta. i finkso dere were sumfing i no can talks abowt heer, rite? sumfing nice? i hopeso.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}} (ow. i hug 2 hard. dun pinch mah flubb.) (u ok?)
O HAI, IBK!!! I been wunnering ware yoo bee! Come bak soon and tell us moar ’bout yoar gud noowz!
ohai, kitkay.
i berry glad iz back. {{{{kitkay}}}} (lurnt mah lessin wif da beeg hug erlier)
ibk – {{{{ibk!!!!}}}} Yoo ar bak! Oh JOI!!1
Tell me. . .iz yur varietee show still sumwhere to be scene?? Ai wanted to luk at it recentlee, but no longer noo hao to find it!
ohai janet!! *****schmooo*****
iz happitail to see mah frenz agin. yesh, talint sho still dere on my space fingy: ittehkittehkitteh. an da myspace in fronta dat.
iz wurking on lolpera. quadropedia. kitteh have 4 diffrint colluer legs… cant gib spoilers cause dey spoil.
berry happeh to be heers. miss mah frenz.
still haz bad luk wiff pewter. getted hi spede, but deskytop pewter borked. i haz mah lappytop and mah boi lappytop. hiz lappytop so slo an not lode. better to use tin can an string!! mah lappytop not so grate neever. mah boi losed coupla kees. (long story. gud fings for him i lurve him. uvver wise he r all ded.) so i huk keebord to my lappytop. den… uh oh. whuts is passwurd? i call mah boi ax him whuts is passwurd. hm. his fabritt band. i sayed: dat’s funny. i no mememmber i set dat passwurd………….. he sayed: no, u dint. I did!
gud for him, mah hart it r all belong to him… (hehe. an it r all belong to mah frenz. i no tells him. he have a jellis.)
ohai, mah janet!
i tryed tew time 2 anser u. bofe time i finkso were borked. i no see mah posty.
i try dis wun short anser.
hott goggehs!!! weeeee goggeh.
it wurk!!
yesh, janet. clik mah blu name up dere an den u can reed talint sho agin.
i wurkin on lolpera. quadropedia. sry – no spoilers. dey spoil.
i so happeh i can has play wiff mah frenz heer agin. omg were orful. an den huger, horribuls prollems wiff pewter. i no can eeben tells u. i 2 tire. butt iz gud nao. puur ibk nao r HAPPEH IBK. berry happeh gurl.
*****smoo*****
nao erlier posty sho up. i hopeso furst wun no sho up tew… make meh luuk phoolisch.
@Romeow
O Ai hoep wii doan get foold again!!
(Isthmus bii Daltry kitteh?)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O MY GAWD!!
Nite nite, Cheezpeepz! Ebbreewun hav a grate Caturday!
Heer, has a iPawd. Careful, it’s hot. I just taked it out of teh dryer.
R U shure datz da reezun itz “hawt”?
*looks innocint*
I’m sure I doesn’t know WHUT u means!
knightey, nite, night s. !
Indeed that carpet is quite loud!
Teh carpit woz mezurd at 120 dali-belles (1 dali-belle iz teh lowdness of one sir-reel paynting ov a woman).
Lowdness oar lewdness?
*ahem*
announcement:
Kitkatsmom wuz in Skeattle dis last Wedsdai and we meeted and eeted…. ah haz posted cupplapix in cheezfenz photos……
O cween! I jess noetissted sumfing! I lukted at ur proefyl n seen dat ur burfdai is ownlee wun day aftur myn! Haow bowt dat?!
Kewl!! Mai huzzbinz birfday b 2 weekz after mine. Wun year wii tookted a hole munf long baycayshun adn ebbereeday wii sed “Happee Birfday” 2 ee chudder. Itwuz deh nebber ending birfday. (Well, it did end, but it wuz sooo nice 2 hb a birfday day after day after day after day…… )
LUV teh rug!! WANT!
Mee too! I love it!!!
berry gutt 4 ROFL-ing!
rug tew lowd. ai kan haz nuther?
wall, otay….
*gives No.1 anuther lowd rug*
hmm, still tew lowd. hao abowt a lowd sawft orinj blanky?
ob corse, yoo can has oringy lowd-sofft blankey!!!
*wrapps No.1 in berry, berry soffty blankey…puts sleep-eye-mask on No.1′s ize, so s/he naught sea teh LOOWWD ORANJEY color and wayke up*
But arnt teh orinj wuns poyzin?
ai resent taht rekark berry stronglee. orinj izza awsum colur, assept foar mauses. beeleeb it oar nawt, ai haz an orinj dragon. well, it hazzint hatched yet, but itz still awsum. itz akchooly an orinjy-amber culur.
Lub the rug ur wif…
♪♪
“…n if U caynt P onna rug U luv, hunnee…”
♪♪
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oh romeow, where4 art thou romeow……….. ar yew still wif us?
y art thou Romeow??
Git Meee-ooout! nee-ow!!!
I aR stuck inna a wyld junkel!
wif teh inbizzibul mann dewin kontorshunz een himz flypflopz!!!
??????
snurt
U can has tayst, plz?
Kitteh shud go to Laws Vaygus. Plenny lowd carpetz dere…
Loud kitteh FTW!!!1!
Wel, kitteh, yuu kan triez tuu bees laouder tahn teh karpit, iyf yuu wunt tuu,
butt teh fing tu rlly wuurry bowt bees: yuu mite blendez rite iyntu teh rugg!!
Iyf taht heppens, yuur hyuoomin woan bees abul tuu gibb yuu guushyfuud,
becuz hims kan nawt findez yuu;
rugg paddern wil suk yuu rite up iyntu teh swirlee-swirlees anna paiysleey printses!!!
Soe bestes fing tuu duz wuud bees tuu jes staiy onna cowch adn bees saife!!!!
test, cause furst postie no wurk…
The carpet is loud; Loud Cat is louder.
mom, dad, i can haz a… OMG WTF RU DOIN!!!????