Feline Obedience Training ?
Feline Obedience Training ? Thet wud be ovr in fiction.
dis kitteh needz sum xtra trainin.
picture: Jim. lol caption: Cattails
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Ai am teh cat hoo walks bai himself
Conga rats, anni! I see you gots yer abatar back.
Thx, We got us a tye! Yiss! Ai fink dey iz borrowin dem awl in tern an den gibbin dem bakk. Woz weerd tho!
I fink is liek LCB: Tehy just wantid to hold tehm up to teh light to admier tehm…
Ai fort teh rool wuz “u mai luk, but nawt tuch”, but dat duzn’t werk wiv LCB, duz it!
Definitely doin’ it weird!
Alla Cheezfrenz
TrollheimUntertehSee
Cheezland
…………………………………Ms RHSB
…………………………………DustBunnehUnnerDaBed
…………………………………Cheezland
Ohai rhsb!!!!! We haz reseevded a wunnerful inbitayshun! Bilbo Baggins says, duz wii want tew come intew Smaug the Dragon’s cave wif him an burgl sum prittiez?
Cheezluv,
Alla ur cheezfrenz
Caretroll iz bein tricksey, ifinkso.
No, no, Leeza, Akshully I wuz juss uzin teh address cos I like it. I wanted to see if rhsb would come out an play on her free day, when she’s still sad. I thought it would be a good hijinks adventure to pull in alot of people… sigh.
gud ref, tho
But nawt rite part ov storee, mefinks! Smeagol wuz still unner teh mowntinz den, I fink datz y Gandalf dissapeerded, but mai leeky memree, let me show u…..whut wuz I gonna show u agin?
Smaug will be verree mad when he notisses the Golden Cup is gawn !!
u were gonna show me teh ring, rite??
So, Caretroll is nawt always bad, eh?
*makes mentul note**
Did rshb ever come by yesterdai?
rhsb… if ur owt there lurking… we is thinkin bowt u!!
I dinna see her, butz I wuzznt heer awl dai, eever. Well, hab fun awn teh adbenchoor, I haz tew goez.
taht rebembers me ob the addresses on teh lettrs to hary in teh nawt-sekond harry potter book. taht wuz wun ob my favrit parts. (hole buk wuz my favrit part, but thinkd teh addresses wuz speshully funny) “Mr. Harry Potter, The Floor, Hut-On-The-Rock, The Sea” (fink taht’s how iz goze, i’z riting frum my bememries, wich iz not so gud, akshlly)
I’m in yer stacks, organizin yer buks…
don’t give me strange looks
I lieks being in nooks
an teh bookz taht u tooks
wuz ment omlee 4 cooks!
So stawp bein crooks!
*BURMASHAVE*
Ignerant Brit duz nawt unnerstan dat remark!
Nawt iggnerant, Annipuss! Iz berree old-fashuned eben heer in USA. Back when we had no super-highways, we all travelled on teh smaller roads. There was a brand of shaving cream called Burmashave, and they would advertise by setting out small signs by the side of the road. Each sign would have one little line on it, as above. And the last card would have BURMASHAVE on it. Google it– they were so much fun!
Jasper Carrot had a sketch based on dat wunce, sew it kant bi tewtalli unknonced in Engrand buy da owldur generashuns.
Easier to give you a link than to write it down…
http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burma-Shave
Thx, Ai’ve bukmart it fur laeter.
Alsew, Googlol images 4 Burma Shave signs.
storee ov burma shave and some xamples
http://www.montgomerycollege.edu/Departments/hpolscrv/mthomas.htm
*snorffle*
Gud wun!
we lodes them on trooks
oh dat ryme reely sooks
Ai fink it wud be moar liek Manchester or Yorkshire. Birmingham has an aksent awl uv its own. Yorkshire peepl offn cawl der kittehs lard, `coz lard is cookin fat. (Caerful iffn u spoonerize dat owt lowd)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
doze durtee crooks!
eye blaym teh rooks!!1
an gif dem durtee luks!!
Book store kitteh helps in finding books fur you
Yes, please. I am looking for a title called “How to Herd Cats” by F. Utile…
Snerk. An I yoozed 2 werk in wunna doze playzez! Peeplz wanz a buk, but donz reememmer teh titl oar teh awfur….halp! Custummer sez, Iz a bloo buk wayz mebbeh bout a pownd….heddesk 4 saylesclerk. Heer, dis nyse kitteh halp u.
Having worked in various retail stores over the years,I can feel your pain.
Books must have been really rough….for the reason you stated above.
“Hi,I’m looking for that new book…by that guy…..ummmm,you know?”
NO I DON’T KNOW,IDIOT – NEED MORE INFO,PLEASE!”
I will use mah laserz on U if you asks one more stopee
queshunz sayz sales kitteh
Enneewun hoo haz had deelins wiv teh “publik” noes dat mos peepl aer stoopy.
Ai halp at atransport myuseeum an sumwun axt “ware iz teh bus Ai seed yesterdai? It iz an old grene wun” It’s a bus myuseeum an awl teh busis iz grene.
Ai heers u….hadda quit part-time retail job erlier dis yeer cuz ai culd nawt stand teh stoopidity/meenness/slobbyness annymoar.
and dat is why I had to get owt of Customer Slav- , er, Service 2.
Ya, but most peeps hu come to bookstorz r inneresting peeps (I haz wurked in meny bukstories en liberries.) Teh “It had a green cubber” qweschuns ken turn into exercise of brain en debelop teh psykick paowerzesz — such a feeling vicotyr wen yu getz teh right buk on no info!!!! En sumtimez yu get Grayte conbersayshuns wif teh ppeeps hu haz teir indz turned on.
Mndz turned on, dat iz. No (h)indz.
Akshully I loves the book store kittehs, they gibes the store
characterz
I luvz teh moovies, an awl mah frenz noes it. When they kant remembur which moovie sumthin kaym frum, they sumtiems akz meh. Wun uv mah frenz sayd – Yoo remember that moovie? Itz title was “The – *something*”
Uh, yah. That halpz a lawt! Onlee elebenty bazillyun moovies haz 2 wurds with The as teh nawt sekkund wun!
shoods we startz a liszt?
Two parter liszt , remakes wif kittehs in (parenfesees)
The Abyss (remade to “The Abyssinian”)
The Big Easy (The Big Easy Chair)
The Count of Monte Cristo (The Count of Meownte Cristlol)
The Doors (The Doors ar Shut; Open Pleze, Kthx!)
The English Patient (The English Tabby)
The French Lieutenant’s Woman (The French Lieutenant’s Kitteh)
The Goonies (The Goggies)
The Hellstrom Chronicle (The Heddesk Chronknuckles)
The Iceman Cometh (The Nice Man Cometh with Gushyfud for awl)
The Jackal (The Jackal Tryed To Tayk The Baybee but I Eeted Him)
The Karate Kid (The Karate Kitteh)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (The League uv Eggstrorinayree Lolcats)
To Kill a Mockingbird (he mawked me, so I eeted him)
Nancy Drew (where didz u find teh nip?)
One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest (and I eeted him 2)
OOps, sowry, i didnt do teh parentheses thing rite.
Try:
How To Killz a Mawkingburd
Nansee Drew
Wun Floo ober teh Coocoo’s Nest In MJ’s Bubblol
win!
*pssst* don’t wurry bout teh formatz, i wuz just sorta thinkin out loud.- in fakt, alwayz feel fwee to improve on any suggeschun i mek. prolly be funniyer dat way!
The Matrix (The Manx’s Tricks)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (The Nightmare Before Dinner)
The Outsiders (The Outsiders that want to Come Back In)
The Piano (The Pee-On-No!)
The Quiet Man (The Quiet Kitteh Hoo Culd Nawt Meow)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (The Rocky Hairball Pikshor Show)
The Shining (The Shiny Thing, Ohai, I Stoled It, Kthx! Luv, Lolcatburgler)
The Three Musketeers (The Three Mausketeers, starring Maus as D’Artagnan)
The Ubearable Lightness of Being (The Unbearable Lyteness uv Being Hongry, Plz Feedme, Kthx!)
The VIPs (The Very Imperious Persians)
The Wild One (Or, When teh Vet Takes Kitteh Temperahtoor)
The X-Files (From teh Itti Bitti Kitteh Committee secrit meowtings)
The Year of Living Dangerously (My Pointy Ends and How I Learned to Show Them)
Zeuss and Roxanne (saym title, onleh this tyme Zeuss played by a kitteh! Roxanne sez, No poyntee enz when riding meh, plz!)
Meowrian teh Lybwawian…
Gudnyte, mai sumwun…..
elebbenty six trombonez
Shipoopi!
)
(Already looks like LolSpeak, IMO
Oho teh Wellth Fargoe waggun..
pik aliddle, tawk aliddle, cheep cheep cheep, tawk allot pik aliddle moar…
Hey, I wuz in dat moosikal in high skool! Oh, teh memoreez. I gawts 2 play Gracie Shinn.
Tempus fugit!!!
’til Der wuz Mew
My Wite K-niggit
Kristin Chenoweth (luks like lospeek, no?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VEjKFEMQ-o
Wif a capitlol B an that rymez wif P an taht standz 4…
bublol?
Mary, u lysdexic oar sumfink? :snerk:
Maisoui, dat dint come owt rite. I mented it kyndlee, nawt awl sarkastikul liek it lookz! I fink I will juss go get sum werk dun nao…..
oh, zauberflolute- no problema!
:cross eyed smiley:
Dyselxia rools KO
Wun mai kittenz wented tew a berry gud skool fer lysdexicz an awlla ovver “dys”-ez there iz. Momcat lernded alot frum taht skool!
Mai brudder wus srsly dyslexic. 50 yeers agoe it wus nawt rekugnized dey sed he wus stoopy. Noe speshul skools den. Ai has sum trubble, but haz tawt maiself waiz 2 coep.
Annipuss, teh lysdexicica prolly nawt sew mush trubble heer, rite?
Noe! Ai fink Ai cummed hoam!
Pool!
(Rite hyr in River Citteh!)
*Maus, Sir Real, Lord Evelyn Oakliegh, and Wyatt Earf*
*Nattily attired in striped vests and skimmer hats*
*Singing in 4-part “barbershop” harmony to MaryO*
♫♫♫
It’s you in the sunrise, it’s you in my cup.
It’s you all the way into town.
It’s your sweet “Hello, dear” that sets me up
And it’s your “Got to go, dear” that gets me down.
It’s you on my pillow in all my dreams.
‘Til once more the morning breaks through
What words could be saner or truer or plainer
Than it’s you, it’s you.
Yes, it’s you.
Oh, yes it’s you.
♫♫♫
WUN greeshun urn….
*poses dramatikkally*
Wots a greeshun urn?
Oh… about $5 an hour…
*Ba-bum, ching*
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week…
TWO greeshun urns…
*New dramatikul pose*
Hao mennee greeshunz duz it take tew change a litebulblol?
What do you mean, “change”?
I dunno :shrug:
THREE greeshun urns!
*joyns hand wif maus and they leen in for a dramtikkul pose on one feets eech*
*klonk heds and fall down*
And a fountain…
Trickle, trickle, trickle…
*Thunderous applause*
I has to go, guize. I is leevin to go “down the shore” fer a week or so. See all y’all later! Alla teh cheez peeps in teh USA has a graet Forth uv Jooly!
Bai fur naow!
has a saef twip…
*wayves*
don’t forget to send a postcard!
Watchin yoo guise is lyke watchin stand-up (or is it sit-down) kommedy!
Haz fun at teh shor, Maus.
Fur mahself – I am bringin mah new kitteh hoem Sunday or Munday. After today, I will be back on ICHC agin on Toosday an will tell yoo awl abowt mah new liddel furreh frend! Purrhapz he will haz a naym by then!
I wuz wondering abowt that!
Has fun wif teh noo kitteh!!
Haz happy bacatshun, Maus.
En happy weekend to eberyboddy!
*sigh* dat’s luverlee…
Mary O’S, thatz wun uv teh nycest fingz I haz seen! I fink that maus haz a sweet spot fur yoo!
i dunno, wif doze otter carroterz involbed…could be a twap!
U reely awt 2 giv I-o-way a tryyy….
Pervided u r contrareee.
But hee duzzen’t no teh terrotoreee!
Foar teh nawt-secund tyme inn mai lyfe, ai gawt mai fut cotted inna dore.
or maybee fantasie.
is u still lukking? Let me directs u to teh self-halp seckshun.
yesh cuz kitteh needn obidienze?? not happehn. iz yoo, not meez. kthxbai.
zactly.
ur failure to accsept reality, let me show u it!
muhahaha! derr it iz! ouwtsyde, wherz yoo iz goin!!!
Cud u git teh thrid buk onna lef heer? Mai lak ov oppozubil thumz iz berry inconbeenee-ant.
I iz thougth dat be over in da horror section for da kittehs…
Better thro in a medikle book too, when ya start tryin to train kitteh, for the scratches and bites
Rly u need buk on hao 2 obey ur kitteh.
Yay!!1!! Happitail! Iz my capshun!
Concats is bery clever!
YAY 3-C!!!!!!!! Woohooo! Happeetaylez!
Tnx, two_kittehs. Iz sew eggciting!
Kon-cat-choolayshunz!!1!!!
Gezoomtite!
Guud foar yuu, 3 Cattails; iys verree eggxellint capshun!!!!!
Dis bukstoer iz protektid bau LAYZORZ.
I am finking I must get buk on how to train hoomans to get me fuds on demand!
Duzzint we alreddy do this ????
mai B da costumer cud luk inna Aintchent Ejupt bookz
den tay wud B teachered onna haow 2 putta kitteh onna
pedaztul adn dwess dem in jewels & sparkleas & obey dem
Brilliant!
Feline Obedience Training???
Kitteh sez taht’s an ouxxymoarawn, butt her wil halp yuu findez teh buuk;
Her akxx taht yuu pleez tuu poosh hers laddure oaver tuu teh fikshun sekshun, adn her wil proakure teh buuk foar yuu;
(Kitteh awlsoe bees muhmblyng sumefin unner her bref bowt haow yuu am waisteing yuur munnees!!!!)
yez cuz muneez dun grow on treez!!!
Looks like a kyutie awl staying at the ladder…
hehe. – http://www.AnyAssets.Com
Taht wud bii in fantasii. Or sai-fai.
Feline obedience training doesn’t exist!
heh heh adurble kitteh.
Hey! That looks just like the cat at Nicholas Hoare books in Ottawa. In fact, looks like the shelving style and ladders as well… (and if it is, I much prefer the ‘draped over the top rung like a limp rag’ pose)
halp! I can’t post!
(I can this post actually goes through this time, here it is: )
Yup, “zOMG I no dat kitteh!!” was my first thought. Unless another bookstore has the exact same cat and ladder, it’s the Nicholas Hoare in Ottawa.
Can i has cookbook? Wants a recipee fur whut 2 do wif maus fillet.
cuite
i love teh kitteh! hes so cuite!
OMG ken I has 4000 vote? Yer? tee-y, now eye ken taik ovar teh werld of pet supermarketz! W00t all der base r belong 2 meh!
i love catz!!!although i dont know what this pic is about?but still how cute!!!!!