Yeaaah…I’m gonna need you
Yeaaah…I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Caturday.
and u betteh nawt b making lolz wen u supposed 2 b wurkin.
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We haz a dedlien 2 meet
Iz belieev yus has my cheezburger
N maek sure u puts teh cubbers on ur TPS reports, kths.
Concatulations on ur nawt sekund, annipuss!
Thx AliCat!
congreats annipuss (w/avatar) adn AliCat 4 nawt sekund OS ref
O, adn rember: nxt friday… iz Hawhyin sharet dai. Sooo, u kno,
phu 1 2, go ahead adn whera HawYin shirt & genes
I can’t work on caturdays
whats the ali cat talkin about
Oooh! iz tellin cielin cat! u iz no supposed to wurk on Caturday! u iz supposed to be lazy!!!!
Tripple time an ounce of nip and you got a deal!!
wii kan awl playnlee C dat dis kitteh haz nawt bin 2 teh Tybooteek!!!11
O hai Tidmum – did u get ennee sleep – oar wuz der 2 much eggsitement?
Concatulayshuns annipuss!!!
Coffee an towst?
We has been awake moast ob teh nite- boichik up down playin musical beds !!!
Prezzint openin began at 4am!!!
I can has pit props for my iyes?
Thx Tidmum. Ai prescribe strong cawfee! Ai had 2 goe owt an cudn’t stai 2 plai dis mornin – noe wun abowt `sept u an me!
Cawfee fur ebbreebuddy! Maek mien a ecstra larj plz, wif creem nd shugger. Wud u liek won ov deez fressh muffenz Ai maeded?
Lol Boss
Not so lol askually
Noe, Ai thort it wuz a bit laem – noebodee plaiin, soe Ai went owt!
Ebbreebuddy sleapin in tudae i fink. Mehbe cawz boss maed dem wurk lass weaken.
I believs u has my stplr?
i bleev u has mah cheezburgr?
i bileev u haz mah cheezburgr?
This is the best evar. I lol’d for quite awhile!
nice tie dude its longer than his body
PHB Kitteh is ful ob LUZE.
i can has TPS riport?
I can has TPS report?
but….u tookd mah stapler…….
Lumbergh kitteh is very Lumberghish
Kitteh sez, “see hao stoopy dis luks? Dis y kittehs haz teh smrt.”
But Boss Kitteh, I iz exhawstid! I haz wurked lawng owrs all weke. I wunz to slepe in on Caturday. Just this wunz, kan it wayt till Mundae? Pritteh pleze?
Noz Uz hasta come, I ar coming 2.
odderwise they iz gonna outsource our officez to
where the kittehs work for 1/3 deh nips and crunchie fuds
But I needz mah munnies to buy cheezburgers! *sigh* Awrite then. Ayll be in. BTW, those must be sum small kittehs hoo wurks for 1/3 teh nips an fuds! Mini-kats, Inc.
-dies- dat was da funiest ting eber!!!!
lolboss: srsly. iz gunna huwt yoo mur den iz gunna huwt mee.
lolployee: but caturday iz MAH dai.
lolboss: srry. no is yur dai no murz. kthxbai.
I iz no can come in on Caturday… It be holy day proclaimed by da Ceiling Cat… You can no workz on Caturday must jus eat da cheezburgers, lol and rest…
Ceiling cat be bewy mad if youz iz try to make me comez on Caturday…
iz genst my regliiiishun!!! srsly!!!
Ceiling Cat will banish me if I comes to work….
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/07/funny-pictures-basement-cat-to-teh-bowels-of-hell/
yesturdayz Uz was muslim since you didn’t wantz to come on Fridayz
now Uz is followerz of ceeleng cat and no wantz to work on Caturday
Iz not beleefing your daily religus conversions
kthx
Where is Lumbergh kittehs coffee? Suspicious…
“and, ahhhh, luks lyck yave bean missing alotta uv werk lately…
LOLcats b combing eh probelum??”
we needs to discuss ur ICHC addikshunz
it ar affecting Ur productivitiez
alzo business catsual dose not mean
pajamaz and flipflopz
Whut abowt t-shurts wit nawtee slogans onnem? Or tank tawps? Mah kweshchunable fashun sense: let me show yoo it!
nao wee aura wattchin U…vry clothesly
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/31/funny-pictures-makin-lolz-over-here
U has to ask?
“Well, Ai wudn’t sai Ai’v bean MISSING IT, eggsactlee, Bob…”
Haha, Office Space.
Yeaaaaahhhh…I’m gonna need u tu go ahed n moov doanstayrz tu teh baysmint…we need sum1 tu organyz teh arkyvz.
So dats ware mah staplr went…I’ll jus tayk dat bak…
wear’s yer FLAYR?
OMG I just realized hao much dis sox…i DUZ has to come in to werks tomorrow!!! :O :crying:
hmph…shuda jest stuck wif teh
oh hai goin to wrk erley
iz not caturday, but burfday fairy iz on teh job to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all the cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz, an trolz (an eben bosscats) hoo haz tehmz burfdays today. heer iz homemaed caek (maed frum skratch wif reel ingredyunts yoo kan pronownc!!) an konfettiz all arownd!!1!!
@ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө җ б Ж З Ω ξ Ώ Ǿ @ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө җ б Ж З Ω ξ Ώ Ǿ @ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө
chek in at teh furst LOL evreeday (uzully i’m kinda late, so keep chekin bak) for yor burfday greeting frum teh burfday fairy, an if its yor burfday, let us kno heer!
oh, an a burfday greeting to tidmum’s boichik, hoo iz 11 today!!
(teh burfday fairy’s yunger boychik is jus turnd 12, iz fun to see tehse bebbehs growin up!!)
Fanx burfday fairy
He is berry eggsited dat you has sended him Birfday wishes
yay, i’z glad i maded him happee!! teh boyz taht age are awsum, i had lotsa fun wif mine (my older iz 19, hole diffrunt kettle ob wurms taht age, still gud kid) agez 10-12 iz fun, i finks!
Aye lurkeded foar about 20 munths while I wuz being trained by my rescue kitteh, LOL’ing and
‘ing ebery time I visited ICHC. Then, a cupple daze go, resistance became futile, and I was assim…I was sucked into teh wurld of ICHC. As a fren sed, I r naow part of teh Collective. 
Yayks.. looking professional… always cutie wearing the tie..
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‘Oh de beeg baws qat’
‘Cain’t yo heer me wen Ai cawl?’
‘Oh you Aint so beeeg, you jest tall,
thassa just abowt awl.’
Fur YU, laiyon kinglet, ennyfing!
Ai jes luuves teh Windsor knot awn tihs kitteh’s tye;
(Haow teh hek dyd hims tie taht wiffaowt posabul fumbs? Bees a mystereey!!!)
Wel, synce kitteh ar teh awfiss mahnagure, hims hasta showe up……
(Hims sez: Wut duz tehms hasta duu onna Caturday, ennywaiy???
Iyf tehms cud nawt geddit dun dureing teh weak, wye doan tehms jes leddit goes untyle Mundane Maurning?? Tehn tehms haz teh reyst ov teh weak tuu fynish up:)
Dats actually a ‘four in hand’ knot. A Windsor is much larger and is a perfect equilateral triangle, like the Half Windsor which is similar to the Windsor but a smaller knot. There are over two dozen triangular knots that work fer neckties, most men know how to tie one or sumtymes two.
sorray, gotta meet wit teh bobs.
Dis is awsum
Lolboss needs 15 piecez of flair.
If he maek me wurk on Caturday, I set teh bldg on firez kthx.
Dis kitty iz much bizniz.
oh and I needz u to go ahead nd cum in on sunday 2. c we haz had a cupel uf layofs nd we sorta needz to pleh catchup
not now lunberg, Is meetin wif teh Bobs.
LoL! I needz ma paycheck… I went to payroll and dey told me to come back herez…. Dis reallly isn’t part of ma job…. I believes you haz my stapler…. I could haz dis place condemned!
PC lode lettr… WTF duz tat meen?
corporate payable account Nina speaking, miao a moment