Comments on: White Dux

By: dakota

dakota — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:42:15 +0000

thatz racist, noobz

By: ImPoopin

ImPoopin — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 00:04:35 +0000

so dis is what a black duck’s underbelllie looks like

By: kyle

kyle — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:27:15 +0000

LOL hilarious! the kids at my middle school used to always say stuff like that!

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:47:32 +0000

Yey! I lovez cute duckeez!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:56:31 +0000

(An yew saw mai wurd press… Ai doan care mutch foar teh ‘muzt bii black oar whyte’ attee t00d anywho.)

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 21:55:12 +0000

yez, ‘zactlee!!!

Sum ob uz n00b prezentrz wud haev hemmd n hawd, but Jeff stood hiz grown, wuz nawt (visiblee) N timid atid. Set gud X ampul fur teh rest ob us.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:46:37 +0000

Aahz, U r sew funni!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:42:50 +0000

luv it! Nawt
blak r whyt s gray.!
nawt ys r neaux s
lyk dis…. sew b
quite n lissn…
pleez, tanx. ha.

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:35:30 +0000

10Q, Kafleen!!! (lurve dis!!!)

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:32:14 +0000

k, Ai went awn tew reed teh moar en depf atikulz an notizd taht Ai axshully NOE tihs gui (noddin quaintenc frum manee confrenses)
Nawt onlee iz hii vry smart and newlee married (an hii hyphinatid hiz nayme, tew – sew schweet) but hee iz gud riiserchr & sociallee adept (nawt ebbry psy aunt ist iz).

Hii maed mii laff few yrz bak. Wuz confrenx ob corse…
hii gaev hiz tok an wuz tiem tew endure teh slingz und arroz ob teh vry whale edukatid audiance.
Auld Yew rope eon psy ant izt asks queztshun. Jeff Hanna (nawt yet married) starts anzwering.
Auld psy ant izt innerupts “Jest sae Yez oar Noe”

Jeff missez noe beat…
“But Ai want tew sae MOAR tahn yez or noe”
Ai wunted to gib hym big standy obashun!!!! (Mai gennerashun ob phy ant istz… tehy maek mii prowd… lemme show yew tehm.)

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:50:11 +0000

They halp take care ub teh website input.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:48:57 +0000

There is a link above that says, “Incorrect credit or offensive?” that you can
report those issues to.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:46:39 +0000

Why, thank you!

http://www.ammahls.com/random/captainobvious03.jpg

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:16:58 +0000

Yes. Dat’s exactly why he dood it…too mek me happy. I r confoosed….why else? I wunndured
all day bout ur comment…

Mebbeh I sed sumfing misleeding or I not unnerstand ur
comment? I doo bee stoopy sumtimes…

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:11:27 +0000

oh my gudness, wut a story! see why yooz so glad him gotted it done, an hopfully him haz lurned frum himz mistaek an goez on to graet fings in teh airforce! mistakes not so bad if yoo lurn frum tehm.
we thout taht owr older boi, freshman in kollij last yeer, wuznt going to keep himz skolarship. didn’t do histree turm paper fall semester, slept throo kalkulus final spring semster. but gotted unekspekted A in fizix, kept teh skolrship. *phew*
tehre shuld be a prize if yoo survibe raysin yor kids.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:24:07 +0000

Fanky, mai deer cween!
**klinkee glassiz**
Cheez!
…
I fur-gitted dat da Scentz uv Hyoomer sprai bottlol iz awn da CCC. I shood yooz it moar offin…

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:20:51 +0000

Oh, Aahz, wii musting 2 b habbing pitee 4 pore Frob. Him/her haz no majinashunz.
.
It must b a berry sad life 2 liv wifowt a majinshun. I wud b sooo sad. Just thinking uv awl deh fun u wud miss. U wud find no joi wen u lukked at deh whirrld. U wud b soo lonelee. I think I will try to helping Frob.
.
*Gitz owt spritzzee boddul. Poyntz it at Frob and sprayz. Spritz. Spritz.*
.
Dere. Frob I sprayinged u wif a sum uv mai Scentz uv Humer.
.
*mutterz2 sef bowt trollz.*
.
Aahz mai fren, wut say u & I hab a chokklit martoonee?
Wheel leeving wun heer 4 deh troll, but iz prolly a waste uv gud majinaree likker.
Cheez.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:09:17 +0000

(*lolspeak off*)
Everyone here is aware of that, Frob. Just because the comments and exchanges take a different direction from that initial lead doesn’t make us morons. What it means is that the people who post comments here have open minds to come up with and exchange different points of view. It might also mean that nobody here liked the movie, or that nobody here likes basketball, or perhaps something completely different. What it DOESN’T mean is that people with only a single point of view are entitled to insult all of the others here who don’t share that point of view.
(*lolspeak on*)
Sew dere. Nyah!

By: Frob

Frob — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:02:40 +0000

You morons. The title is a parody of the movie ‘White Men Can’t Jump’

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:52:05 +0000

Wel, teh blak duckees keeped awn waulkin;

stoane waul evinshually gawt shourter adn shourter;

lellow duckee faullowed tehms untyl hims wuz abul tuu hoppez onna waul;

tehn tehms awl wented daown tuu teh laike foar a nyieyce reefrishyng swymm!!

By: dth

dth — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:32:59 +0000

i likes teh “f**king goths” vershun moar

By: Romeow

Romeow — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:10:21 +0000

Mebee u needz bigger peepers?

By: altosinger

altosinger — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:30:36 +0000

Hoof, hoof,
HOOORAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:30:37 +0000

{{{{{Kafleen}}}}} Ai may be a day layte, but certainly nawt a happee short!

This is wunderful noos indeed!

*danses awl around teh room gleefullee fur Kafleen*

Oh no! Ai must go. Sister iz heer. Bai fur a wile!

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:25:10 +0000

Good fur hims an good fur yoo!

{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen an son}}}}}}}}}}

Pls to be tellin him dat teh cheezpeeps be wishin hims teh bestest in teh Air Force.

By: CoolHwip

CoolHwip — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:13:08 +0000

itz not fayer.
i wantz tew fliyez az wellies!!

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:33:37 +0000

Gud wun cweenmj!
I nawt uh revrind, tho… but I dew werkz atta cherch…
(nawt unliek staiyin atta Hollydai N Eggs-press)

By: Aahz

Aahz — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:26:01 +0000

Aahz: “Sai gudnyt, LCB”
LCB: “Gudnyt, LCB”

By: Laurie

Laurie — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:23:37 +0000

This photo was taken by Josh Meltzer, a photographer at The Roanoke Times newspaper in Roanoke, VA. Thought you might like to change the source.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:40:49 +0000

♫

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:36:20 +0000

Lyk Gracie &
George Burnz…
LCB & Aahz..

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:30:14 +0000

{{{smom}}}

By: siobhan

siobhan — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:20:29 +0000

mebbeh… – jus a thot – he wuz doin eet jus 2 makez u happe awn urs fursday? wuds be itty bitty shangritty, butz… boyz dun weerda thinggies.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:10:58 +0000

yay, ai luv happi indingz.
B carefree, will b thinkin ov ya.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:05:24 +0000

ai c teh rzimblanz!

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:50:05 +0000

Den day awreddy haz teh sawz!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:43:23 +0000

himz wuz hoepin dat teh kerb teh udder syd wuz lowur!!!1

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:42:35 +0000

It were a thing uv buutee. wii awlso saw a pitcher uv Aahz in wun uv deh anteeQ storez. (wif deh aitch tee tee pea stuffs in frunt.)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1427574

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:39:31 +0000

Ai wuz gonna sai “quite rite”, but
ai havint wahchid it yet.. sed it
n e way.

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:34:15 +0000

pretteh brayszlitz!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:29:03 +0000

:snurt:

By: PercyCat

PercyCat — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:27:43 +0000

smartee panteez!
Taht’s a rowdy
campgroun at tymez!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:26:47 +0000

ok, iz chain jed. Ai finkso. Eff Ai get lawts of odd com mintz Ai mai chanj ett bak. wea shell sea.

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:23:39 +0000

Ai lurved teh tea blossum!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:19:05 +0000

Teh white iz just frum moovie tie tale. how nest lee.

Teh duck iz yellow. Hiz mum mai bii white, hiz dad may oar mae nawt bii… but little duk haz tew groe up bee N yellow. Pore liddil d00d.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:16:29 +0000

I b deh beeder.

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:15:26 +0000

Ai cuddnawt fynd teh nuggets awn teh duck.

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:14:37 +0000

*says full of hope*
En teh gud wai, rite?

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:12:11 +0000

Moar DID (Ai finkso taht wuz whut Maus calldit)
Hellow yippee!!!, yew miirind mii ob a fren ob myne!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:09:41 +0000

yew beddur!!! (beader?)