White Dux
White Dux Can’t Jump
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halp i short
concatulashuns amandakat! drinkee an dansie ov yer choyce!
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Hooray!!!!!
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Diz makez me happeezzz!
SPEEKING ub happeezzz….
(warning…thread jack)
MY SON GAVE ME HIS REPORT FOR MY BIRFDAY!!!!
He dood it! He dood it!! I can’t believe it!!! He finished it five days early!
*Donkee leeps for joy*
oh kafleen……….. ai haz a happitail 4 yew… sounds like yer life iz going rilly rilly gud!!! yippee!!!
*faynts* a son dided a report FIVE DAYS EARLY??????
wow. if taht eber happend at owr hows, teh wurld wuld end. srsly.
wut an amazin burfday prezint!!
I herd dat noyz … I gotz 2 boi kidletz, n neevur wun wontz 2 gitz himz hoamwerk dun AWN TYM, much less urlee….
It’s verreh shockin. Dus u know hole storeh? Is BAD.
He plagiarized his senior project reeport. So he diddun graduate! He will
hab too turn in report the 30th too get his diploma, wich hee will need to
gib his recruiter so he can leeve for teh AirForce July 15.
I thot it wussunt going too happen.
Hee has been rippeeng owt
mah hart rite an left.
Aaaw deeer dawnkee. Butz himz gotted it dun! Erleee! I greez wif Aahz, mah boi kidlet duzznt lyk 2 du himz hoemwerk awn tym, eever. Himz gabed u gud pwezent, yes?
oh, YASE! I wuzz muchlee reeleeved.
mebbeh… – jus a thot – he wuz doin eet jus 2 makez u happe awn urs fursday? wuds be itty bitty shangritty, butz… boyz dun weerda thinggies.
Yes. Dat’s exactly why he dood it…too mek me happy. I r confoosed….why else? I wunndured
all day bout ur comment…
Mebbeh I sed sumfing misleeding or I not unnerstand ur
comment? I doo bee stoopy sumtimes…
wOw, kaffleen, now eye understandz Y The Report is so speshul! and Erlee, 2! no wunnder yoo iz happy—whut a releef 4 yoo, and a happeh birfday!–good luck 2 hymn in teh AirForce! ANd wii hopez dat yore hart heelz up soon1!{{{{kafleen the donkee/mom}}}}}
oh my gudness, wut a story! see why yooz so glad him gotted it done, an hopfully him haz lurned frum himz mistaek an goez on to graet fings in teh airforce! mistakes not so bad if yoo lurn frum tehm.
we thout taht owr older boi, freshman in kollij last yeer, wuznt going to keep himz skolarship. didn’t do histree turm paper fall semester, slept throo kalkulus final spring semster. but gotted unekspekted A in fizix, kept teh skolrship. *phew*
tehre shuld be a prize if yoo survibe raysin yor kids.
Yeah fur Kafleen and her most eksellant sun!
U cuddn’t hab asked fur a better pwesent!
I noe.
I cuddun beeleeve hee did it.
*tappity tappity tappity -STOMP twerl STOMP- tappity tappity*
* frows cweenfetty in teh air* YAAAAYY!!! He haz dunnit!!! Sean rools!!!!
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Good fur hims an good fur yoo!
{{{{{{{{{{Kafleen an son}}}}}}}}}}
Pls to be tellin him dat teh cheezpeeps be wishin hims teh bestest in teh Air Force.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}} Ai may be a day layte, but certainly nawt a happee short!
This is wunderful noos indeed!
*danses awl around teh room gleefullee fur Kafleen*
Oh no! Ai must go. Sister iz heer. Bai fur a wile!
yay! Kafleen, wut a saweetie he iz.
Adn, oooh, wut flashin shuz!
Hoof, hoof,
HOOORAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!
U nawt short u fun sized!!!!111!
Us short peeps got 2 stk togetter.
“short peeps” :snikker:
:snert: Datz berree punnee!
yesh, wii nebber grow ov it!
dat a’post 2 B “we never grow TIRED uf it!”
Fun sized? I liek it!
my sonny finks dat teh fun-sighz candy-barz R naught as much fun az teh beeg wonz!!!
unlessin u lyks doin alotta unwrappin
hymn lykes alotta nomming!
Ai alwaz miss ur abatar wen itz nawt
thair.
short circuit 3 – teh mobie. Diz tyme, iz nawt a robot but a deranjed dukling dat kan’t klim kerbstones.
“u can say taht tew tymez!”
an now…back too regularlee skedjeweled programming….
I beeleeves I owes u a fantsee dants in mah new golden donkee shooes…
*begins too tap joyusslee*
“halp, i short”—dat’z sweet n cute, amandakat!
and conga ratz 2 yoo, too!
Black dux shun the white one for his lack of talents!
drinkees for stephy! whut can u haz?
whut kinda dancey?
yU wanna play “duk, duk, goose”?
Duky diswiminated agenst.
poor lil duckee…sez wayt for mee!!!
First! ^_^
So, whut now? White duck nawt good enuff fer black dux?
Dang… I wasn’t first.
Iz k, Aegis — mebbe U gitz it da nekst tym…
BTW, iz “nawt sekkund” — plz 2 nawt b yoozin da “F” werd…
acshually u iz 4th
amandakat and I are nawt second
so therez
i bak -fanks wut drinks?
Wonse they gon, blak nebber kum bak.
*shakes little head at Sol’s intentional comma placement*
Liek Ester N teh wine taysting, rite? (Ai wud haev lurved tew haev scene teh fayces….)
ohai smom, ai noticed on LCB’s profyle seh has teh links tew her shop n stuffs.. wuz finkin mebbe yew cud link tew yer blog on yer profyle….. ai sumtimes has hard time findin yew iffn yew hazznt been on fer awiel
Wheel d00! (may taek a minnut
)
Wuz awl reddi there!
(Whu gnu Ai wuz organza eyesd?)
Under My sites ett says:
Mai weirdpress
yew iz teh fast!!! fank yew………. yer commintz be stakin up!!
Yakimama Yakitup, FTW
gots an email from julyisthebestmonth…….. her is tryin tew arrange her schedule to be der toooo…… oh mai………..wut a huge partay!!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1423947
wut did yew dew tew mai babee???
wuz inna nooos……….. tey fink mars got hit bai sumpin…..
http://www.komonews.com/news/tech/21801189.html
where is my news artikul? ai tried to repost it but dey sed wuz duplicate
http://www.komonews.com/news/tech/21801189.html
Ai am nawt sold aun taht parti coolur theo rii. Ai steel sit wif teh camp taht sez ‘iz oshun basin” — Ai d00 lurve and ad mire Dr Squyres tho. Haev herd hym speek en persona adn hii iz wunnerful. (Axshually Ai wuz a bit star-struck… took watchen him drink coffee atta bang kwet tew sink en taht smart az hii wuz, hi wuz steel hooman.)
En taht pho toe yew can see mai studii aria. Izza dark triangul awn teh left hand sied, see it? Mai aria iz centurd aun teh notch inna tri angle, but iz mutch taller adn why dur.
Butt yesh, teh feerii that teh norf cud bii beeeeg impact haz bin round fur decades. nao. An iz awl soe feerii taht teh norvern lowlands iz owld ocean basin. (In fact sayme 3rd graydrz whut see taht Africa N souf meer ca fit liek puzzulz sii teh martian global ellyvashun an say “tehre’s teh oshun.”)
Hao ebber…. en mai whirled view, iz possumable taht AWL ocieanz whir wunce begun wif an impact…. SEW teh jurii iz steel owt aun tihs wun. IMHO
*catches tiny breath*
k, Ai went awn tew reed teh moar en depf atikulz an notizd taht Ai axshully NOE tihs gui (noddin quaintenc frum manee confrenses)
Nawt onlee iz hii vry smart and newlee married (an hii hyphinatid hiz nayme, tew – sew schweet) but hee iz gud riiserchr & sociallee adept (nawt ebbry psy aunt ist iz).
Hii maed mii laff few yrz bak. Wuz confrenx ob corse…
hii gaev hiz tok an wuz tiem tew endure teh slingz und arroz ob teh vry whale edukatid audiance.
Auld Yew rope eon psy ant izt asks queztshun. Jeff Hanna (nawt yet married) starts anzwering.
Auld psy ant izt innerupts “Jest sae Yez oar Noe”
Jeff missez noe beat…
“But Ai want tew sae MOAR tahn yez or noe”
Ai wunted to gib hym big standy obashun!!!! (Mai gennerashun ob phy ant istz… tehy maek mii prowd… lemme show yew tehm.)
blak r whyt s gray.!
nawt ys r neaux s
lyk dis…. sew b
quite n lissn…
pleez, tanx. ha.
yez, ‘zactlee!!!
Sum ob uz n00b prezentrz wud haev hemmd n hawd, but Jeff stood hiz grown, wuz nawt (visiblee) N timid atid. Set gud X ampul fur teh rest ob us.
(An yew saw mai wurd press… Ai doan care mutch foar teh ‘muzt bii black oar whyte’ attee t00d anywho.)
wow, taht iz an amazing
photo! gotta reed dis.
ohai PC, were you able to read the article? ai posted another link in the usual manner sew will take awhile for it to post……
http://www.komonews.com/news/tech/21801189.html
yez, ai did. thanx.
intristin!
(at y’allz ohai t,
teh table wuz so
pritty adn yummi,
adn ur hats so
luvley..adn wut a
bouytiful lake)
Ai lurved teh tea blossum!
smartee panteez!
Taht’s a rowdy
campgroun at tymez!
It were a thing uv buutee. wii awlso saw a pitcher uv Aahz in wun uv deh anteeQ storez. (wif deh aitch tee tee pea stuffs in frunt.)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1427574
ai c teh rzimblanz!
I nawt uh revrind, tho… but I dew werkz atta cherch…
(nawt unliek staiyin atta Hollydai N Eggs-press)
Aahz, U r sew funni!
tried tu leaf a note, but nawt on WP
so cuddint. It remided me ov teh
mtns aroun Tucson adn lookin down
at teh desert stormz. U cn luk aroun
teh horizun adn see mini mini
lightning boltz adn awsum
thunderstormz all hapnin at once!!
YEZ! I sew can sii taht!!! {{{10Q PercyCat}}}
I gez Ai shud change mai settins sew yew awl kan leaf messy… um notes fur mii.
Tewmorrow iz mai lashed dae ob “Psy Ants Mefudz” and tehn wii moev next week, sew Ai wheel bii awn spore attic lee. {{{Schtill lurves yew awl}}} (Ai riilii am wun pore cory spondant.)
ok, iz chain jed. Ai finkso. Eff Ai get lawts of odd com mintz Ai mai chanj ett bak. wea shell sea.
yay, ai luv happi indingz.
B carefree, will b thinkin ov ya.
{{{smom}}}
himz nawt werin himz duxeedo!!
kawnt goe 2 teh pawtee!!!1
Iz okai,duckee…u can reebownd!!
*gibs duck a trampoleeeeen, sew it can rebownd in style*
*bound-sea, boncee, boundcee*
WHEEEEEEE!!!! (meeee!!)
{{{KitKay!!!}}}
Ai just noetissd yur quiltblock lurks liek the 45 adaptur frum mai owld sterio.
Yep! tahts wut Ai riicogitated.
Redi foar the Yakima Yakitup??
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
oh yesh!! yippee
*jumping up adn down**
I kum 2!!!
yew beddur!!! (beader?)
I b deh beeder.
O, and my kwilt alsew playz 45’s!
Moar DID (Ai finkso taht wuz whut Maus calldit)
Hellow yippee!!!, yew miirind mii ob a fren ob myne!
Oooo, white dukie frows a wing shot!
White dukee says “Hey, can u gib a brovver a wing down heer?”
Black dukee says “Wing, wing wing.”
White dukee says “Hello?”
Wite dukee sez, “U doan sai… U doan sai! U DOAN SAI!!1!” *hangup*
Blak dukee sez, “Hoo wuz dat?!?”
Wite dukee sez, “Himz dint sai”
And then whut happens?
Den blak dukee quaks up!!1!
Mmmm-hmmm, I see. And then whut?
Den hooeber it wuz wat kawlded nawt sekkund kawlz bak n askez ifn dey haz Printz Alburt inna can…
Yes… go on…
Den wite dukee askez, “Duz U noez wat tym it iz?” :X
Den da kawler sez, “Yesh! Duz U?”
Wait, is this teh one where one of them crosses teh road?
Noe, dat da chikinz…
…
Aftur dat, da wite dukee gitz mad n leevz. Den da blak dukee (beeyin da bad dukee himz iz) taykz da fone, kawlz Moe’s Tabern, n askez Moe ifn dere iz sumwun dere bai da naym uv Ahmed Adoudi…
Now, is this a local call or long distance?
Klekt — da joakz awn dem!
awww, I wuz hoaping 4 “A duk wawks into a bar” joak.
Aaaaannnnd… SCENE!
oh wayt 4 me, wayt 4 me
close
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmb69MdeJBc
U guise……kwak mii up! (cudn rezist)
Dukee sez, “got enny graypez?”
…
A duck walks into a bar. Wich woz odd, becoz it woz swimming at the time.
jamamakitty, I found wut u wwere lukkin 4?
http://
www.
youtube
.com/watch?v=dtkqLD_jHX0&feature=related
ai haz nebber seen a swimming bar??? iz dat teh kind yew swim up tew?
(“marker”)
(“duck joke exchange scene 2 take 1″)
(“action”)
A duk wawkz n2 uh bar, n askez da bartindr, “gotz enny graypz?” Bartindr sez “noe” sew da duk leevz. Da nekst dai da duk kumz bak n askez, “gotz enny graypz?” Bartindr sez “noe” sew da duk leevz. Da nekst dai da saym fing. Da bartindr sez, “Luk, duk, we nawt haz graypz yestiddee, we nawt haz graypz 2dai, n we nawt gunna haz graypz 2morro. Ifn U kumz bak n askez 4 grapyz agin I gunna nayl ur feetz 2 da floar.” Duk leevz. Da nekst dai da duk kumz bak n askez, “gotz enny naylz?” Bartindr sez “noe” sew da duk sez, “o gudee — gotz enny graypz?”
(“aaaaannnnd … CUT”)
(stoopee WerdPretzel — swappin mai printyseez 4 smyleefaysiz… )
(“marker” )
(“duk joke exchange scene 3 take 1″ )
(“action” )
Wat duz U kawlz uh kitteh dat swallerz uh duk”
…
…
Uh “duk-filld-fattee-puss”
(“CUT! CUT! CUT! Did you read the script?!?” )
(“marker” )
(“duk joke exchange scene 3 take 2″ )
(“action” )
3 gyz dyd n wint 2 Hevvin. St. Peter met dem n sed, “We haz ownlee wun rool — doan stepz onna dukz.” Dey lukt rownd n dere wuz dukz EVVYWARE. It wuznt lawng b4 da nawt sekkund gy stept onna duk. St. Peter kaym n chaynd himz 2 da ugleeizt woomin hed ebber seen, n sed “ur punishmint 4 steppin onna duk iz 2 b chaynd 2 dis uglee woomin 4 eeturnitee.” Da nekst dai da sekkund gy stept onna duk 2. St. Peter kaym wif anuvver uglee woomin n chaynd herz 2 da sekkund gy. Da fird gy wz BERREE, BERREE kerfulz nawt 2 stepz awn enny dux. Munfs wint bai, den wun day St. Peter kaym n, wifowt uh werd, chaynd da fird gy 2 da mostist gorjiss gurl himz had ebber seen. Himz sed, “I wunner wat I didz 2 dizzurv beeyin chaynd 2 U 4 eeturnitee?” Da gurl se, “I dunno, but I stept onna duk.”
(“aaaaannnnd … CUT” )
Lyk Gracie &
George Burnz…
LCB & Aahz..
Aahz: “Sai gudnyt, LCB”
LCB: “Gudnyt, LCB”
He ain’t dukee…he’s mah brovver…
Wy did teh babi chick cross teh road?
himz wuz hoepin dat teh kerb teh udder syd wuz lowur!!!1
yeah … he’s yellow
Dey cawl meh mello yello…
Donovan done agin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8DgszzXOo0
Thx for teh memeryz
Ai wuz gonna sai “quite rite”, but
ai havint wahchid it yet.. sed it
n e way.
Chiks can b so cruel.
an boichiks kann, to.
I fink I can,
I fink I can,
I fink I can…
And iffs it’s bad
Doan let it get u down, u can taek it
And iffs it hurts
Doan let them see u cry, u can taek it
Hold ur hed up, hold ur hed up
Hold ur hed up, hold ur hed hi
Romeow,Romeow….where iz yur hansum white kitteh ??
Hai eek!
I doan kno ware mah avatar iz. I’m signed in to WP and mah pic is still there. Doan kno y iz nawt heer.
Fanks fur noticing
Argent ref, FTW!
sutch a gud sawng
“Adn eff tehy stair, jest let tehm burn tehir eyez awn y’mooovin’
An if tehy showt doan let tehm chaynge a tihng taht yr d00 N.”
poor white duk he dun jump hi enuff
tippeewebeetoes
Hold on 2 yore Chicken heded fingy Ore yer 50’s bathcap!!!!!
dux + tipy towz = splortabull kuteniss!!!
Fanks!
*pulls CHRG w/doi down tighter*
Feh, baby duk am not duk, her is swan!
thank dr tiny cat 4 fixin teh innertubes. we be havin a nasty storm here.
An blak dux can’t hold a job.
blak dux cant hold N E fing—dey no haz ‘possabull fumbs!!!
(needer dew whitey dux!)
Hao duz dey dwink teh mokadukalattes in teh morning?
Mebee dat’s teh prolem – diz dukee didn’t get hims coffee.
but he iz a yellow duck!
*wonders if she flitted to Pundit Kitchen by mistake*
cheezpeepz iz colour-blynd.
*says full of hope*
En teh gud wai, rite?
YellooO dak now but layter a yhuge wayt wan.. ;P – http://www.AnyAssets.Com
yu jus wayt, uglee dukling gro up to be a big swine
Whut kine farm did U grows up on?
Yt woz a veri funni farm. Owld MacDonald, he bowt teh farm there.
“ha ha, ho ho, he he”
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!roflmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL THAT IS SOOOOO TRU!!!!!
dun worry little yellow duckie. the black ducks will be chicken mc nuggets soon anyway.
soz der chikeez?
Teh duk nuggets r served wif orange sause.
Oranj SAWZ? R ur duk nuggitz reelee dat tuff?
Dat’s one tuff nugget.
Ai cuddnawt fynd teh nuggets awn teh duck.
Den day awreddy haz teh sawz!
Mebee u needz bigger peepers?
Ai kin haz stepladdur? Plz?
All we has here is teh wicked stepladder. U wanna try that?
knot now.
maybee ladder.
Nothing rung wif that.
gimme an extenshun
babeh dux maykes babeh stepz…
babeh stepping up teh ladder…
(not wanna dew babeh stepz N 2 teh ELEVATOR!)
i can has affurmativ acshun?
Yes.
*Pushes catalogical humor into teh JCH4K Commewnity Swimmings Pool*
See? I was affirmative and I actioned!
**pooshiz LCB n2 JCH4K Pool aftur ch**
We cayunt haz diskrimminayshun — ekwul oppertoonitee en-dunkers, U noez…
O noes!!1! I picked teh rong day to ware a tracksuit made outta sugars!
I can has towel, plz? Any denomination will do.
Heer … I oanlee haz uh $1.98 towl … at leest itz awl cotton….
**hanz LCB towl**
OUTCH!
I gotted poked by one of teh awls!
Hmmm… Deyz nawt sposta b enny awlz n dere… Lemme c…
I yooded dis 4 cuvvrin may tewl boks da uvver dai…
**luks at towl**
**rimoovz awlz n uvver tewlz**
**lukz rownd 4 moar towlz**
Heerz wun datz 85% cotton n 15% “un-noan reesykuld fyberz”…
**LCB rapz up n noo towl**
**towl startz meltin**
Waytaminnit…lemme luk at da tag awn dat towl…
**reed reed reed**
Hmmmm… It sez, “85% cotton KANDEE”
:snurt:
but hiiz a YELLOW dux!
I fink he’s a white duk unnerneath teh yellow.
Ar wii tokkin poly ticks again? Nawt black, nawt white… yellow. srsly.
Teh white iz just frum moovie tie tale. how nest lee.
Teh duck iz yellow. Hiz mum mai bii white, hiz dad may oar mae nawt bii… but little duk haz tew groe up bee N yellow. Pore liddil d00d.
Noez, himz wite … da bad blak dux playd uh nottee trik onna wite duk n skeerd da pee owtta himz, sew himz wet hissef…
aww, babeh duckie!
*rapps liddel duk inna soft, floofy blankee….*
GMTA cee beloe
himz a wite duk wut glows!!!
Pour widdle duckie….
{{{{{{{duckee}}}}}}}}
hey! guyz.. wayt for meee… i’d lyk to go swim with you ol.. hehehe.. faster faster!!!
– http://www.AnyInput.Com
Ohai yall, Ai cooda swared Ai lefted a comint todai, butt kint fynd it… Ai wuz reedin teh cheezfrenz groop adn sees taht it bees Roger’s (Feelionophiliac) birfdai todai! He habs a crown ober hims naym…taht meen hims a moderater, butt Ai nawt no wut moderaters doo…? Enny halp?
They halp take care ub teh website input.
This photo was taken by Josh Meltzer, a photographer at The Roanoke Times newspaper in Roanoke, VA. Thought you might like to change the source.
There is a link above that says, “Incorrect credit or offensive?” that you can
report those issues to.
itz not fayer.
i wantz tew fliyez az wellies!!
i likes teh “f**king goths” vershun moar
Wel, teh blak duckees keeped awn waulkin;
stoane waul evinshually gawt shourter adn shourter;
lellow duckee faullowed tehms untyl hims wuz abul tuu hoppez onna waul;
tehn tehms awl wented daown tuu teh laike foar a nyieyce reefrishyng swymm!!
You morons. The title is a parody of the movie ‘White Men Can’t Jump’
(*lolspeak off*)
Everyone here is aware of that, Frob. Just because the comments and exchanges take a different direction from that initial lead doesn’t make us morons. What it means is that the people who post comments here have open minds to come up with and exchange different points of view. It might also mean that nobody here liked the movie, or that nobody here likes basketball, or perhaps something completely different. What it DOESN’T mean is that people with only a single point of view are entitled to insult all of the others here who don’t share that point of view.
(*lolspeak on*)
Sew dere. Nyah!
Oh, Aahz, wii musting 2 b habbing pitee 4 pore Frob. Him/her haz no majinashunz.
.
It must b a berry sad life 2 liv wifowt a majinshun. I wud b sooo sad. Just thinking uv awl deh fun u wud miss. U wud find no joi wen u lukked at deh whirrld. U wud b soo lonelee. I think I will try to helping Frob.
.
*Gitz owt spritzzee boddul. Poyntz it at Frob and sprayz. Spritz. Spritz.*
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Dere. Frob I sprayinged u wif a sum uv mai Scentz uv Humer.
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*mutterz2 sef bowt trollz.*
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Aahz mai fren, wut say u & I hab a chokklit martoonee?
Wheel leeving wun heer 4 deh troll, but iz prolly a waste uv gud majinaree likker.
Cheez.
Fanky, mai deer cween!
**klinkee glassiz**
Cheez!
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I fur-gitted dat da Scentz uv Hyoomer sprai bottlol iz awn da CCC. I shood yooz it moar offin…
Why, thank you!
http://www.ammahls.com/random/captainobvious03.jpg
10Q, Kafleen!!! (lurve dis!!!)
Yey! I lovez cute duckeez!
LOL hilarious! the kids at my middle school used to always say stuff like that!
so dis is what a black duck’s underbelllie looks like
thatz racist, noobz