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i been watchin u sleeps goodmornin

r u stalkin me?

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  1. rodney dill says:

    Ever hear of mouthwash?

  2. Yoo no yoo snores? Kepted me awaik.

  3. Reeese says:

    LOL :D

  4. Karen says:

    hahaha – that’s not usually the end I see when I wake up in the morning!

  5. guitarizt says:

    *yawn* oh hai der

  6. KoffinHerbols says:

    now.. git offf maii bed!!!

  7. bobcatcap says:

    I would be happeh to wake up to that kitteh face in the mornin! Cute pink nozemouf.

    • AliCat says:

      I haz a bebeh hoo duz dis in teh mornins. Ifn Ai don waik up when he wants to be petted, den he gose to teh middle of teh howse n starts MRRRROWWWWing bery lowdlee so dat eberywun waiks up.

    • Miss Dawn says:

      Yesh, dat were mai furst thawt– wut a sweet face to wakes up to!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Miss Dawn! Hai!! ;) Hao nice to SEE yoo! Hav yoo been goan? Oar hav ai bin goan and just mist yoo??? Seems to me laik a long time.

        I was even thinking ov posting yur name next on mai liszt ♪
♫ ov teh missing.

  8. Karen says:

    Not the end I usually see when I wake up in the morning. :-D

  9. sweet pickelz says:

    why, tnhx, hope 12h wasn’t boreing for you.

  10. zyna_kitteh says:

    I can haz breakfast nao, yes?!?

    • MomCatAnna says:

      Dat’s what mai kitteh meens when he waeks me up wit his coldee, coldee nowse.

      • two_kittehs says:

        and if that dosent work mah kittehs will go lick lick lick on dah face
        especially eyes
        Rise and shine and feed meh, mah furry alarm clocks let me show dem

        • Cantate says:

          and sticky sticky clause in ma ribs, says bretfas plz!
          I say, whut u need bretfas for, u smells liek fishies!

          • two_kittehs says:

            sometimes kittehs ignores meh and starts playing chasee chasee
            and hissy and bitty wid each odder jumping ovah me and running around on
            deh bed till I go wakee wakee and gibes dem gooshie fuds.

            • KittaSita says:

              mai kittehs take terns standing ther adn sezin tiny mau ten liddel bigga meW ten meeow ten meeOOW ten meeRROOOOW ten MEEEEEOW!!1!!

              • fikshunkitteh says:

                R kittehs boaf noes zaklee ware tew standings, rite onna bladdur!
                *snerk, getsim up ebry tyme*

        • saxikath says:

          Mi momkitteh sez our kitteh useda sit by her an go patpatpat on her face till she gotz up. No pointy ends eidur, joost patpatpat onna cheek! Gentle kitteh. Not so gentle when she was littulkitteh though. Lots of pounce-wiv-pointy-ends!

          (Hope mah lolspeak is ok. Dis my first try!)

  11. tidmum says:

    Teh Luk ov Luv.♥

  12. Ivory Bill says:

    Dis happens at ebery kitteh’s hause inna whirled at eggzactctly thirty minutes befour dawn.

  13. upfi says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!1!!!

    Teh pinksie noes!!!!111!

    *SPLORT*

    • AfriCat says:

      weeeooooweeeeoooweeeeeoooooweeeeeooooow
      CCC comin fru, clear teh way!
      soopee, scoopee, scoopee teh brainz
      Plop back intu teh hed
      pat, pat, pat it doawn
      duckytape, duckytape, duckytape
      50’s baving cap wit teh pink hippos teh hold eberyting in

      Phew!
      Naow lie back an relaxxx
      here s teh floofee blankeee an a steaming mug ov howt chokoleet
      u feel bettur soon
      kbyee

  14. IRDave says:

    Looks like furby, head an feet!

  15. smammie says:

    adn, Mommeh, yu drewl… Noa ken hab brekfuss? oooohh, teh gak ahn teh wrugg? wuz goggie, hymm hongrii tu…..

  16. looooooongcat says:

    SOOOO DARN CYUUUUT

  17. gremlin says:

    Ohai! Wuz yoo dreemin uv cheezburgers?

  18. jpjohnsr says:

    gud mornin, dat teenager that libs here dont no nuttin. he kant funf fud and oh the goggie went on the rug.

  19. princessmu says:

    good mornin tew yew tew pritty fayce!

  20. Patrick says:

    *brisslfayc brisslfayc*

    *hoomin rollz ovur*

    *kitteh MEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWZ lowdlee*

    *hoomin kovurz hed wif blankee*

    *kitteh pik-pik-pik-pik-pik at blankee*

    *hoomin remoov blankee coz it b hawt nao*

    *kitteh lik-lik-lik-lik i-lidz*

    *hoomin rollz ovur agin*

    *kitteh jumps awn hoomin*

    *hoomin sits up, shoos kitteh awf bed, goez bak to zzzzz*

    *kitteh jumps bak awn bed, MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW lowdr, sowndn liek kitteh n payn*

    *hoomin open i-z wyd…c kitteh lukin at him*

    *kitteh luk bak…ohai…I can has brekfust nao? plzkthxbai*

    • PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

      oy – dat deskribz hao I gettid woked up eerlier tihs moaning, perfektlee!
      .
      manee cheezburgers fer yoo, Patrick!

  21. burnt eyes says:

    Gaah! Iz stalkin’ headcat!

  22. LOLDemon says:

    AAAAAAAAH!!1!!

    O, hai kitteh. Ur fays dat kloes furst fing in teh mornin b a litul startulin.

  23. Trinity.F says:

    That is extremely cute… I’m overload overload.. hehe.. ;-p – http://www.AnyAssets.Com

  24. I tried to suck your breath out while you were sleeping…

  25. Aibou says:

    Lul diz pix eez teh furst ting eye sawed when i wokeded up.

  26. katy says:

    umm i would be very freaked out

  27. D.R. says:

    I iz tryin to see de thots inside ur hed

    …Now can gimme som fude plzthx?

  28. burfday fairy says:

    gud mornin!!1! itz teh burfday fairy wakin yoo up to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz, an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! tehrs so much happee burfday spirit leftober frum kafleenz party yestiday taht we jus haz to spred it arown sum more!!
    @ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۝۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө җ б Ж З Ω ξ Ώ Ǿ @ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۝۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө җ б Ж З Ω ξ Ώ Ǿ @ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۝۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө
    delishus caeks an happe konfettiz to ebreewun! :D :D :D
    (burfday fairy wishez herz kuld wish ebreewun HAPPEE BURFDAY purrsunly, but burfday fairy duz not haz time to reed all teh threds an iz frayd herz wuld leev sumwun owt. :( so if its yor burfday, stop by teh not-sekund lol evreeday for yor burfday wishes!)

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      {{{{burfday fairy}}}}}} Hao GUD yoo ar! ;)

      an ov coarse we hav plentee ov Happiez fur awl teh Burfday peepl! No wun needz to go wifaut teh Burfday wishes and hugs. We just need to know!

      “whispurrs to burfday fairy* Salleh’s burday iz awn teh 5th ov July – an Jimmba’s iz awn the 7th. Just sew yoo know! ;)

      • burfday fairy says:

        fanks, janet. yoo are nise. :) i will triez to rebember taht, an i triez alwayz to chek bak heer to see if anywun reports a burfday!

    • Flartus says:

      huh, I must be part birfday farey, as I too duznint has time to reeds fru all the threds…mah birfday was yestiddy, too, an it sownds like i missed a partee! Dagnabit! (Iz okay, sum frends letted me play wif dere new Wii, and dat was teh FUN!)

    • guitarfreak says:

      i still don’t noes how tu maykz dose symbolls! HOW DOO U?!?!?!?!?

      • cweenmj says:

        Hai guitarfreak!
        .
        *puttingz on deh geek hat wif dhe propellrz*
        if u b habbing deh Windoze 97, u ken dueing dis:
        Klikkee on deh Start den System Tools
        den Character Map. Wen it opunz dere be awl sorts
        uv karakters (kinda like heer). Select wut u want
        (u ken pik moar dan 1) den klik deh Copy button.
        den kum bak 2 ur commint and press Ctrl+V
        (oar click Edit, den Paste frum dehn Menu bar)
        *Takez off deh geek hat adn putting it away.*

  29. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    MEE…Oh, HAI! I can haz breakfest nao?

  30. ai breeng yoo peeeeeace

  31. Chessie says:

    Dis be the start with Logan Boy…
    next: whap with the paw (no claws)
    next: slurp on noes
    next: whap with the paw (with claws)
    next: little sissie comes by and sez ‘mew’ which wakes up Momma Cat. :)

  32. turtlol says:

    ohai, Flartus, happitail belayted birftay! Ai sawree we mist yu in awl teh sellabrashun obber teh Donkee-partee… Ai hopes it wuz happiee day fur yu!!

  33. jmuhj says:

    Yud bii sew naiss tew waik up tew!

    Wot a Qtie- faiss!

  34. falco says:

    Ai wunce had a kitteh dat wood wayk me bai jenttly sniffing mai fayce awl ober. Her wiskers wood tikkel me an ai wood wayk up an get her brakfust.

    Dis kitteh in teh piktur is veri kyoot to me….

  35. guitarfreak says:

    OH NOES… *splort* halp plees

    • cheshirekittehkat says:

      OK, guitarfreak, Ai wil halp yuu; haould awn;

      Heer cums teh CCC wagun dribben bye taht crazee Kitteh dribure agen!!!
      Wautchaowt hims doan runs yuu oaber!!!
      Vakuums alla GF’s braynes wif BRVM; stufs tehms iyntu GF’s hed adn patts daown; geyts duckee taipe adn sekures hed gentlee butt firmlee; pullez awn CHRG wdoi AND 50’s bavving cap az wel (kannawt bees tuu saife!!!);
      geyts sawftee bloo blankee wif lolafant printes onnit adn cubbers up GF;
      geyts chokamalit drinkee adn chokamalit possums adn gibbs tuu GF;

      K guitarfreak: yuu awl fixxed up; sleepez naow adn yuu wil feal beddure sune!!!

  36. cheshirekittehkat says:

    Tihs wuz mai kitteh layst nite wen Ai wuz treiying tuu goe tuu sleap;
    hims wuud nawt leeve me aloawne;

    Hims sez: Purr, purr, purr; battyng me wif hims paw inna fayce; likkyng mai hed;

    Gawt soe badd, Ai hadda pullez teh cubbers oaver mai hed adn hoep hims wuud geyt tyred sune adn goe tuu sleap!!!!!

  37. c'est moi says:

    wai, ello kitteh. u r been deniyd munchees
    maebe u shood not waek meh up soe urlee

  38. c'est moi says:

    uhlarm clok: ur doin it rong

  39. musicchick2 says:

    Awww…. this is what I see every morning. One on my left & one on my right. And sometimes they deliberately wake me up! *sigh* Gotta luv ‘em tho

  40. KittyMama says:

    Such faces they have. I sometimes tell KittyDaddy, “Hey, she’s looking at me with her face!”

  41. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    You fayse. Ai are all up ins it.

  42. Maldita says:

    Aww… so cute. Good morning too dear.

  43. musubikitty says:

    gud morning 2 u kitteh. ur face remindz me uv fox mulder. hez cuoot 2.

  44. Zanna says:

    is edward cullen kitteh!!!!1

  45. BundleBlue says:

    The HTML for copying this is not working right – looks incomplete.
    Can someone fix?

    Would love to use send it out!

  46. thatscool says:

    thats really cool

  47. ittybittysweetheart says:

    y i kanot favret dis?

    favret butin misin.


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