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Congrats, Rodney! Wut dansees and drinkees shall we begin owr dai with? Purrhaps you liek a Listereen martooni?
how about a nyce lemon mint mimosa? champayne, lemonade, and fresh mint sprigs. there that should freshen u rite up!
mmmmm. that souns tastee! me too plez??
*pour, pour stir, stir*
*serve, serve*
der! martoonies fur everywun!
I wish my cat would make martinis. All she really makes is hairballs and poop.
An gud moning to yoo, Princess Mu!
May ai hav wun ov those mimosas???/ Too soon fur the martoonies. . .maybe.
*klink ♪* Heer’s to yoo, Rodney – fur yur posishun up there in teh taupe spawt!!
I won’t be ignored, Dan!
do what?!?! ignored? what where when?
Dis de faes I see rite befoar he bytes mah shouldur to maek SHER i gets up RITE NAO and feedz kitteh.
Doze be danjurus pupilz, I cans tell.
ARG, tikkul wiskrrrs!!!! Wurst ting et 5 inna AM!!
Yoo no yoo snores? Kepted me awaik.
Adn yer hairz iz sooooo messy…..
Mine am ok, no?
LOL
hahaha – that’s not usually the end I see when I wake up in the morning!
An exceptionally long cat can squash your bladder and stick his bum in your face at the same time…so I hear.
*yawn* oh hai der
O Hai
now.. git offf maii bed!!!
I would be happeh to wake up to that kitteh face in the mornin! Cute pink nozemouf.
I haz a bebeh hoo duz dis in teh mornins. Ifn Ai don waik up when he wants to be petted, den he gose to teh middle of teh howse n starts MRRRROWWWWing bery lowdlee so dat eberywun waiks up.
Yesh, dat were mai furst thawt– wut a sweet face to wakes up to!
Miss Dawn! Hai!!
Hao nice to SEE yoo! Hav yoo been goan? Oar hav ai bin goan and just mist yoo??? Seems to me laik a long time.
I was even thinking ov posting yur name next on mai liszt ♪ ♫ ov teh missing.
Not the end I usually see when I wake up in the morning.
why, tnhx, hope 12h wasn’t boreing for you.
I can haz breakfast nao, yes?!?
Dat’s what mai kitteh meens when he waeks me up wit his coldee, coldee nowse.
and if that dosent work mah kittehs will go lick lick lick on dah face
especially eyes
Rise and shine and feed meh, mah furry alarm clocks let me show dem
and sticky sticky clause in ma ribs, says bretfas plz!
I say, whut u need bretfas for, u smells liek fishies!
sometimes kittehs ignores meh and starts playing chasee chasee
and hissy and bitty wid each odder jumping ovah me and running around on
deh bed till I go wakee wakee and gibes dem gooshie fuds.
mai kittehs take terns standing ther adn sezin tiny mau ten liddel bigga meW ten meeow ten meeOOW ten meeRROOOOW ten MEEEEEOW!!1!!
R kittehs boaf noes zaklee ware tew standings, rite onna bladdur!
*snerk, getsim up ebry tyme*
Mi momkitteh sez our kitteh useda sit by her an go patpatpat on her face till she gotz up. No pointy ends eidur, joost patpatpat onna cheek! Gentle kitteh. Not so gentle when she was littulkitteh though. Lots of pounce-wiv-pointy-ends!
(Hope mah lolspeak is ok. Dis my first try!)
Iys veree guud; staiy adn plaiy awhil; weez awl haz diffrent axxents!!!
Adn WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tank yu! I has a happy to be here.
Mebbe dat kitteh teach ma kitteh not use pointy ends plz?
Teh Luk ov Luv.♥
Ai Luv yu! Nao feeeeed meeeee!
U kan tell ‘kuz ob teh purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Mai kitteh wud start teh daa purrrrrrring so lowd taht sleep wuz IMpossibulz!
Hoepfulleez, Tidmum, yur kittehz r helfy n happytail tihs morning!
Lyke Harley starting up by yur ear, right?
Dis happens at ebery kitteh’s hause inna whirled at eggzactctly thirty minutes befour dawn.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!1!!!
Teh pinksie noes!!!!111!
*SPLORT*
weeeooooweeeeoooweeeeeoooooweeeeeooooow
CCC comin fru, clear teh way!
soopee, scoopee, scoopee teh brainz
Plop back intu teh hed
pat, pat, pat it doawn
duckytape, duckytape, duckytape
50’s baving cap wit teh pink hippos teh hold eberyting in
Phew!
Naow lie back an relaxxx
here s teh floofee blankeee an a steaming mug ov howt chokoleet
u feel bettur soon
kbyee
or bring a sponge… ?
Ooooh. fank u, AfriCat! ai feelz still a bit unstaddy, but ai’m shure the hawt chocklit will halp.
Looks like furby, head an feet!
ferbee talkz ina weerder langwige then lolspeek.:P
adn, Mommeh, yu drewl… Noa ken hab brekfuss? oooohh, teh gak ahn teh wrugg? wuz goggie, hymm hongrii tu…..
SOOOO DARN CYUUUUT
Ohai! Wuz yoo dreemin uv cheezburgers?
wuz dweemin of extwa cheez cheezburgers
yumm
gud mornin, dat teenager that libs here dont no nuttin. he kant funf fud and oh the goggie went on the rug.
good mornin tew yew tew pritty fayce!
wal gud mornin to yu to fishee bref! (of cours ai iz talkin about teh kitteh…)
heheh
*brisslfayc brisslfayc*
*hoomin rollz ovur*
*kitteh MEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWZ lowdlee*
*hoomin kovurz hed wif blankee*
*kitteh pik-pik-pik-pik-pik at blankee*
*hoomin remoov blankee coz it b hawt nao*
*kitteh lik-lik-lik-lik i-lidz*
*hoomin rollz ovur agin*
*kitteh jumps awn hoomin*
*hoomin sits up, shoos kitteh awf bed, goez bak to zzzzz*
*kitteh jumps bak awn bed, MEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW lowdr, sowndn liek kitteh n payn*
*hoomin open i-z wyd…c kitteh lukin at him*
*kitteh luk bak…ohai…I can has brekfust nao? plzkthxbai*
oy – dat deskribz hao I gettid woked up eerlier tihs moaning, perfektlee!
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manee cheezburgers fer yoo, Patrick!
Gaah! Iz stalkin’ headcat!
AAAAAAAAH!!1!!
O, hai kitteh. Ur fays dat kloes furst fing in teh mornin b a litul startulin.
lol
That is extremely cute… I’m overload overload.. hehe.. ;-p – http://www.AnyAssets.Com
I tried to suck your breath out while you were sleeping…
…but it taste bad.
Lul diz pix eez teh furst ting eye sawed when i wokeded up.
umm i would be very freaked out
I iz tryin to see de thots inside ur hed
…Now can gimme som fude plzthx?
gud mornin!!1! itz teh burfday fairy wakin yoo up to say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurz, an trolz hoo haz tehmz burfdays today!! tehrs so much happee burfday spirit leftober frum kafleenz party yestiday taht we jus haz to spred it arown sum more!!
so if its yor burfday, stop by teh not-sekund lol evreeday for yor burfday wishes!)
@ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө җ б Ж З Ω ξ Ώ Ǿ @ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө җ б Ж З Ω ξ Ώ Ǿ @ £ ¤ ¥ § Þ ß Ø æ œ Ǿ Ώ Δ Φ Ψ Ω ά έ α β ζ ξ ψ φ Ђ Љ Ж З Ф ф Ө۞ ۵ ₤ ₪ € Ω ☼ ♦ ₪ ♥ Ω ♠ ۞ Җ Ө
delishus caeks an happe konfettiz to ebreewun!
(burfday fairy wishez herz kuld wish ebreewun HAPPEE BURFDAY purrsunly, but burfday fairy duz not haz time to reed all teh threds an iz frayd herz wuld leev sumwun owt.
{{{{burfday fairy}}}}}} Hao GUD yoo ar!
an ov coarse we hav plentee ov Happiez fur awl teh Burfday peepl! No wun needz to go wifaut teh Burfday wishes and hugs. We just need to know!
“whispurrs to burfday fairy* Salleh’s burday iz awn teh 5th ov July – an Jimmba’s iz awn the 7th. Just sew yoo know!
fanks, janet. yoo are nise.
i will triez to rebember taht, an i triez alwayz to chek bak heer to see if anywun reports a burfday!
huh, I must be part birfday farey, as I too duznint has time to reeds fru all the threds…mah birfday was yestiddy, too, an it sownds like i missed a partee! Dagnabit! (Iz okay, sum frends letted me play wif dere new Wii, and dat was teh FUN!)
HAPPEE BURFDAY a (a day late) flartus!! hope it wuz a gud wun, playin wif teh new wii!!
an dis yeer iz gud to yoo!
WII!!!1! i lubs teh wii! WII BOLLING! ffffffffffuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!1!
i still don’t noes how tu maykz dose symbolls! HOW DOO U?!?!?!?!?
Hai guitarfreak!
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*puttingz on deh geek hat wif dhe propellrz*
if u b habbing deh Windoze 97, u ken dueing dis:
Klikkee on deh Start den System Tools
den Character Map. Wen it opunz dere be awl sorts
uv karakters (kinda like heer). Select wut u want
(u ken pik moar dan 1) den klik deh Copy button.
den kum bak 2 ur commint and press Ctrl+V
(oar click Edit, den Paste frum dehn Menu bar)
*Takez off deh geek hat adn putting it away.*
MEE…Oh, HAI! I can haz breakfest nao?
Yes! U can! Doo u likez crossantz? No burger meet. Just sossige, cheez, and egg.
Yes plz!
I’d love to have tehm furr all of my cheezfriends too!
ai breeng yoo peeeeeace
TINA? Iz dat rly u??
Oh, and Simpsons ref FTW!
Dis be the start with Logan Boy…
next: whap with the paw (no claws)
next: slurp on noes
next: whap with the paw (with claws)
next: little sissie comes by and sez ‘mew’ which wakes up Momma Cat.
ohai, Flartus, happitail belayted birftay! Ai sawree we mist yu in awl teh sellabrashun obber teh Donkee-partee… Ai hopes it wuz happiee day fur yu!!
Yud bii sew naiss tew waik up tew!
Wot a Qtie- faiss!
Ai wunce had a kitteh dat wood wayk me bai jenttly sniffing mai fayce awl ober. Her wiskers wood tikkel me an ai wood wayk up an get her brakfust.
Dis kitteh in teh piktur is veri kyoot to me….
OH NOES… *splort* halp plees
OK, guitarfreak, Ai wil halp yuu; haould awn;
Heer cums teh CCC wagun dribben bye taht crazee Kitteh dribure agen!!!
Wautchaowt hims doan runs yuu oaber!!!
Vakuums alla GF’s braynes wif BRVM; stufs tehms iyntu GF’s hed adn patts daown; geyts duckee taipe adn sekures hed gentlee butt firmlee; pullez awn CHRG wdoi AND 50’s bavving cap az wel (kannawt bees tuu saife!!!);
geyts sawftee bloo blankee wif lolafant printes onnit adn cubbers up GF;
geyts chokamalit drinkee adn chokamalit possums adn gibbs tuu GF;
K guitarfreak: yuu awl fixxed up; sleepez naow adn yuu wil feal beddure sune!!!
Tihs wuz mai kitteh layst nite wen Ai wuz treiying tuu goe tuu sleap;
hims wuud nawt leeve me aloawne;
Hims sez: Purr, purr, purr; battyng me wif hims paw inna fayce; likkyng mai hed;
Gawt soe badd, Ai hadda pullez teh cubbers oaver mai hed adn hoep hims wuud geyt tyred sune adn goe tuu sleap!!!!!
wai, ello kitteh. u r been deniyd munchees
maebe u shood not waek meh up soe urlee
uhlarm clok: ur doin it rong
Awww…. this is what I see every morning. One on my left & one on my right. And sometimes they deliberately wake me up! *sigh* Gotta luv ‘em tho
Such faces they have. I sometimes tell KittyDaddy, “Hey, she’s looking at me with her face!”
You fayse. Ai are all up ins it.
Aww… so cute. Good morning too dear.
gud morning 2 u kitteh. ur face remindz me uv fox mulder. hez cuoot 2.
is edward cullen kitteh!!!!1
Edward Cullen Kitteh Stalks You In The Name of TRUE LURV.
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Can someone fix?
Would love to use send it out!
thats really cool
y i kanot favret dis?
favret butin misin.